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six months ago. Hope your family and friends know and appreciate how lucky they are to have you in their lives. I hope they appreciate it too, what Chris, I hope they do. Anyway, Now for my problem, I always hear you and your others say call your senators and reps about an issue. I live in Oregon. All my elected officials are Democrats, so I don't feel like it would do any good for me to do so. I want to call about Trump's picks for its cabinet, but should

list all her reps? Should I make the car? What are your thoughts on this? I'm a sixty four year old woman who like you, as a former ohioan Oregon politics sucks and her name is Lisa. Okay, So if you live in a blue area, let's say, let's just say you're in a blue area in a blue state. You're where Lisa is in Oregon. You're in New York, New York, right, So your town's blue, your county's blue,

your state's blue. What do you do? That doesn't mean you're hopeless or helpless, because so much now can be done online and through the phone. You can get out the vote in swing states from Oregon, from New York City, from LA from your blue area. You could do things like that. As far as calling your reps and senators. Emailing your reps and senators, yours aren't going to do you any good. Call and email the ones that matter,

meaning the weenies in the swing states that are pretty flimsy. Obviously, Lindsey Graham's middle name is probably flimsy. Flimsy Lindsay Chris. That's good anyway, Lindsey Graham, Jony Ernst. These are the losers who we have to worry about now. And remember the next group that they already shot down, Matt Gates. They're trying to torpedo Pete hag Seth. I love watching Trump and Vance come out strong now publicly for hag Seth. That's good. I think they smartly realize if you give

the GOP Senate another scalp, you're finished. You just get. You might as well just hand Mitch McConnell all the cabinet choices and tell him to make them so you can't give him another one. But let's say, because this is likely, let's say Jony Ernst is the one right now who's the sacrificial lamb of the deep state GOP. They do that, You realize they do that. They'll pick

a guy. Mitch McConnell's famous for this. Remember after the Uvaldi School shooting, when Mitch McConnell decided who wanted to work with Democrats on gun control, He went to John Cornyn and said, you take the lead. John Cornyn was the scapegoat then, and of course that loser. John Cornyn did work with the Democrats, did get gun control passed, but he wasn't done there. There's always a new unpopular thing. They picked new and different scapegoats every time. They also

wanted amnesty done. Last year, Remember that they wanted amnesty, and what did they do? They didn't go to Cornan again. That time they went to Langford and low t Langford naking Kendall. Langford is always game to be used by some man in one way or another. So they went to Ken Langford and they said, hey, Ken, how about an amnesty bill? Well, okay, I'm not nuts. Dound was really good, guys, will you invite me to the parties?

And of course Ken Langford gave Democrats cover on a critical on a critical issue in an election year by offering amnesty. But the next time they needed something they didn't go back to Langford. They see they always use different ones. Right now, Joni Ernst is she doesn't get any mercy, is allowing herself to be used as the torpedo hegg Seth scapegoat Lindsey Graham, you should know, is

working behind the scenes to torpedo Pete hagg Seth. Jony Ernst has made herself the public face of destroying Pete aus to me as if the hearing will be critical for his nomination. Am I right about that?

state GOP needs a face, a face escapegoat. If you will, it won't be journey Jony Ernst. She's the one who got the knob this time. Hey, Jony, go out there, make a bunch of GOP enemies. This time we have to stop hag Seth. You will be mad at her, but it is human nature. This is not on you. You will forget, or at least your anger will dissipate. It doesn't last forever. Next month or two months from now, there'll be a new controversy, a new outrage, and you'll

have forgotten how mad you were at Joni Ernst. And they'll have Jony Ernst because now she's catching the negative heat. They'll roll her out there to do positive things. She's already publicly talking about how much she's looking forward to working with Elon Musk and Vivek on the Department of Government Efficiency. She's all over social media talking about that.

They'll make her the face of that. Look at Joni Ernst, what a conservative warrior, cutting government spending, doing everything they can do to lift her reputation back up to ensure she won't lose her primary in twenty twenty six. This is how they do politics, This is how that stuff works.

So if they are successful with Hank Seth and I honestly, even if they're not, there will be a new deep state GOP face trying to take out Cash Bettel, and then a new deep state GOP face trying to take out Tulsea Gabbard, and then a new deep state GOP face trying to take out Rfk spreading the anger around but it's all the same players behind the scenes. It's all the Mitch McConnell establishment GOP types. It's Mike Rounds, it's John Thune, it's John Cornyn. It's all those guys.

Every one of them wicker the rest of them. Iceman, I'm buying a new truck sometime in the next couple months. I know what I want. I'm willing to wait. I honestly do have impeccable credit. I'm able to pay cash, but I'm willing to finance if I can swing a good deal off the sticker price. From a salesman perspective, is there a preference on a customer stroking a check for the whole price over financing. Am I apt to get a better deal one way or another? Okay, so

let's talk about this. This is RV salesman, Jesse. You can get a better deal on anything when it comes to these large things if you finance it. There is an old school way of thinking where people think I want the best deal, I'm gonna pay cash. So let me explain how it works. If I have a car dealership, we'll call it a car dealership, I will have a relationship with financial institutions. We'll make it Bank of America. That's just for just for the story's purposes. Bank of

America wants me to send them your business. They want to give you your car loan Bank of America. If I'm gonna send them your thirty thousand dollars car loan, they will pay me to send them your thirty thousand dollars car loan. That means I make money if you finance it. The more I make on it, the more I can give you a discount on it. There's actually not an insane amount of markup in cars, Believe it or not.

There's more so on RVs than in cars. But if I if you finance it with me, if you finance it with me, then I can make money from the financing instead of making all the money on the car. But there's an older way of thinking, because that's how it used to be. I want the best price. I'm paying cash. We used to have people say that all the time, and I would have to explain it was always an order guy who came from a different era. I would have to explain, Listen, this is a new era.

You don't get the best deal paying cash. The best deal you can get is if you have good credit and you finance it. Then what happens is lots of times people will pay it off right away, which really ends up screwing the salesman because you have to finance it at least when I was in RBS for at least a year before you paid it off. Or the bank will take that pay that they took that they paid you, they'll take that back. You understand, if you

have great credit, the better deal comes through financing. That's the fact. All right, all right, we have so much more hang on today. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, let's do a voicemail or two shot, Sir, Isaac Kelly, is a proper radio etiquette to be reloading ammunition while listening to your show? Please let the bar eat. It's not only proper etiquette, it's preferred. I prefer that you be loading AMMO while you listen to the show. That's exactly how

I want you, all right, Jesse. Oh, one last word on the financing thing. Chris was talking during the break about how he financed the car and that the salesman asked him, don't pay it off for two years. There are different payoff penalty times depending on the financial institution. Sometimes it's six months, sometimes it's years, sometimes it's two years. Unless you want to screw your salesman over, maybe you dislike him for some reason or something like that. If

your salesman asks that, do that for him. Remember, I know salesmen have a bad reputation, but being in sales is a wonderful gig. You provide people with hopefully good products. You make a living doing it. It's not a charity. That guy pays his bills, feeds his family on that. So I'll tell you you stap at us all the time we sell urvs. Again, if you finance it, you get a better deal because I get paid from the financial institution. Therefore you got that. But we'd ask people

the same thing. I would ask people, if you don't mind wait a year before paying it off. Most people would, but some would not. They'd get the better deal and they leave and they pay it off right away, and you and all of the sudden get a notification. Hey, by the way, your next pick your number, your next thousand dollars, your next fifteen hundred dollars. You don't get that it's all been taken back away from you. It look it hurts, man, I'll tell you it hurts. So

just keep that in mind. If they ask you not to pay it off, it's not just them saying that. If you pay that off, I know you may never see that guy again. Maybe you hate him and you want to screw him over. I get that's your business. If he ask you not to pay it off and you pay it off, you hurt him, for sure. You did. Ice Cube Jesse. I live in a suburban neighborhood and my liberal neighbor keeps his garbage cans in his front yard, creating an eye sore for everyone to see. He actually

sent me a picture of it. Wow, that is a freaking eyesore. There's four of them. Cheez. And he said he has a gate nearby and tons of space behind the gate for his garbage cans. I befriended him them several years ago. And I'm not sure how to approach this. Please advise, he said, thanks. His name is Dave, and he said you can use my name because there's no way these liberals will ever hear your show. Okay, Dave. As you know, I recently ran into this a similar

struggle with my neighbor who doesn't mow his lawn. He's the only one in the neighborhood. And I'm not green thumb lawn guy. I'm not. But look, when it's a foot a foot Chris, I'm not making that up a foot. When it's a foot deep, brother, everyone's looking at you and it looks bad. And of course he's the guy right next to me. So there's my lawn which is mowed, and then there's the triple canopy jungle that you run into next door. You made a lot of great suggestions.

My plan was just to go tell him. A lot of people said, mow his lawn for him one time. He'll be so embarrassed it'll never happen again. It's a little bit more difficult with the trash can. The problem with this is it's like, let's say your wife has bad breath or your husband has bad breath. You can tell them, it's a matter of how and when you

tell them. You see, if it's just you and her, you and him, you're sitting down, you're munching on some little debbies oatmeal cream pies, then you can say, hey, honey, by the way, you got dragon breath tonight. I don't know what's going on. Maybe you're a little sick, but your breath is pretty bad. That may wound him a

little or her a little, but it's fine. That's different than when you're out it's couples dinner night and there's ten people at the table, and you recoil back when she says something to you and says, oh my gosh, did you have a poop sandwich for dinner? That is gonna get you in an entire hirely different kind of a conversation with your neighbor. You said you'd befriended him. Maybe maybe you run into him airfingers quilt, run into him when you're getting the mail, getting your trash. Don't

do it in front of other people. Get him alone and say, hey, would you mind or even put it on your neighbor friends if you don't want to be rude. Hey, a lot of the people were complaining to me about your trash cans. I don't necessarily think it's a big deal, but if you could put the trash cans back, it would be better. Just make sure he's alone. There's a great line. HBO did an incredible series on John Adams, and I'm pretty sure it's called John Adams. Yeah, it's

called John Adams. Highly recommend it, and I think it's safe for the kiddos. Don't quote me on that, but I think it's safe for kids. It's great, very historically accurate. And there's a scene where John Adams, this was his way.

He was blasting away at someone in public, and Benjamin Franklin takes him out to dinner, takes him out to lunch, and Adams says to him because Franklin was dressing him down about it, and Adam says, oh, so I should have just insulted him in private, And Benjamin Franklin says, yes, perfectly acceptable to insult a man in private. In fact, he may one day thank you for it. But you insult a man in public, he tends to remember it. You can tell him, tell him privately, all right. It

is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Member, You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com or leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. You're not a Janis Joplin fan. Chris think she was kind of a kind of a one hit wonder if we're being it's that me and Bobby McGee song. And did you just say who that's the name of the song, you idiot. I don't know who Bobby is. We never met. It's the name of the song. It's a good song. Janis Joplin had has

an incredible benefit. And I'm about to tell you something awesome that happened to me in a moment. I'm just so excited right now. But Janis Joplin has an incredible benefit. Her first name and her last name start with the same letter. And that always sounds cool. Always, one hundred percent of the time it sounds cool. And I don't know why that is. But there there's an actress. I don't even know what she looks like, but I heard her name and I was like, that sounds freaking awesome.

January Jones. Doesn't that just sound like a cool name. It's a freaking cool name. Chris Copeland, that just something about it. Howard Hughes, It sounds cool when your first name and last name start with the same letter. Everyone knows this is true. I can see you nod in your head right now in the car. I know Corey am I wrong, Am I wrong? Of course, it's one hundred percent correct. That's one two. Something awesome just happened

to me during the break. I've got to share it with you and then we'll get back to the regular are regularly scheduled programming. I got a text from ob during the break. She was cleaning out the pantry, going through food stuff and whatnot. She's a huge she's like this huge nerd. This does all this stuff around the house. She found mouse poop. Not just one little turd either, more than one. We have mice. You have no idea how great I am at hunting down and killing mice. What, Chris, what?

This is my calling? No, I don't need to call a professional, Chris, I am the professional. Okay. You don't seem to understand. When I was a child in Ohio, hunting down animals, trapping them, shooting them was my specialty. We had this window sill. In Ohio, they have basements. It surprises me. Texas basements are not a thing, and Ohio basements were the norm. Everyone at a basement, and

our basement had a little window out the top. Now, if you were outside on the ground, you would obviously have to look down into the window and there was this carved out window sill that was a hole. And my mom used to light me up like a Christmas tree because she would come out and I will have filled that window sill hole full of animals, turtles and things like that. I got a squirrel trap from my own man, and I learned how to catch squirrels. And I used to love to catch squirrels and I'd keep

them as pets. When I wasn't shooting them, I would keep them as pets. And I even had a little squirrel thing, and I would catch the squirrels all the time, and i'd have squirrels at a squirrel cage. I'd go catch turtles, you name it. Granted, I got bit a lot. I got bit. I tried to attack, and in the ground hornets nest. That's where hornets. Well, Chris, you don't understand. There were hornets and I was eyeballing in the hole in the ground where they were coming out of and

so I didn't just charge in. I had a plan. I was looking at the hole and I went stick hunting, and I found what I thought was gonna be a really really solid stick. I thought I had eyeballed up. I thought we had the right size going here, and I waited. I sat and waited like a sniper. I remember, like it was yesterday. I'm on my belly like I'm on a sniper in Vietnam, and I'm waiting until most of the hornets have cleared out. And my plan is I'm going to charge in, jam the stick into the hole,

trapping all the hornets underground, and then I'll turn. If any of them happen to get loose, I will be too fast and I'll run away. Now, I wasn't very fast per se, but surely I could outrun hornet. How fast could they go? I charge in, jam the stick in there, and I take off scott free, completely scott free, and I get a hundred yards away, and oh, turns out they caught me. They did catch me, and you know where. The first one got me in the ribs. He got under my T shirt and jammed me right

in the ribs. Gosh, that freaking hurts so bad. Either way, I thought it was a good effort. Back to the animal thing I am. Have you ever seen Spider Man, the bad Guy, Craven the Hunter? I want you to think about me like that or Jeremiah Johnson, maybe some sort of a mountain man type when it comes to the apprehension of animals. This is what I do. I have eradicated more mice and rats from houses, barns. My grandpa, Grandpa Hank, on my dad's side, he was a farmer.

He used to just send me out to his barn where he kept the horses, and my job was just to find and kill the mice and the rats. I was born and bred for this. OB thought I was going to be upset. I just exitter back a little picture that said this is my time or no, I said, my time has come. I'm unreasonably excited to get home tonight because our house is going to be mice free, very very quickly. What Chris do I use rat shot inside?

It's important, it's very, very important. Just like Genghis Khan would split his forces when he was attacking, don't roll your eyes, Chris. Like Genghis Khan would split his forces when he was attacking an empire, It's important to have a multi pronged attack. I have before, I've gone with the traditional mouse traps, the ones that wap and but that's probably gonna be a problem because if the wife is asleep and she hears a snap, and if that mouse starts to squeal and make noise, she's not going

to be okay. So you're gonna have to have a mixture of snap traps of glue traps. I am gonna have to go home. The worst part of this, really, the worst part is the fact that I'm gonna have to analyze poop as if I'm one of the eunuchs in an old Chinese emperor's palace. You know, they used to take their poop and they would analyze it to make sure they were getting enough nutrition. You have to analyze the poop to figure out what kind of size we're talking about here. It's one thing if they're mice.

It's another thing if they're rats. And if they're rats who have been eaten, well, they're just gonna laugh at your traditional mouse trap. That's not gonna cut the mustard. But she thought I was gonna be upset. I've never been more excited. And now remember we were talking earlier in the show about the professional baseball players and their sons who end up being professional baseball players because they learned so much from their father. My sons don't know

what a treat they're in for. When I get home tonight, it's gonna be boys gather around Allow the professional the animal hunter, the animal trapper, not hunter, the animal trapper trapper. Jesse is here to educate you boys on clearing an infestation out of your home. Gosh, oh, Chris, I'm gonna be in the attic. I can't wait. I'm gonna be up into what, Chris? What am I going to make

a hat? Yes? Yes, I'm going to keep every single mouse I kill, and I'm gonna take them down to some kind of taxidermist around here, and I'm probably gonna get some weird looks, but I'm gonna hand him an entire box of rats or mice, and I'm gonna tell him that I want some kind of disinfected piece of clothing. I don't know that there'll be enough for a hat. If there's enough for a hat, we have a very serious problem. But you never know. I might You know what I might do after the first one. I might

put him on a spike. That's what I might do as a message, like Vlad dm Paler, as a message if I catch one in the attic, because ab is probably not gonna be okay with the mouse being on a spike in the kitchen or something like that. But if I catch one in the attic, I'm not gonna tell her. I'm gonna get a nail and I'm gonna drive it through like a little little board, and i'm gonna stick that mouse right on top of that spike as a message to the others, and you watch, it's

gonna clear out. Yeah, it's a good point, Chris. It's good that it's not summer because I could see that. I could see a smell developing there. But it's not summer. It's cold out here. I'm coming, mice. Enjoy yourself, now have your fun now. No no, no, no, no, eat the food. I want you to enjoy yourself. Consider it your last meal. Trapper Jesse's. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show, before we sail off into

the sunset till Monday. I guess they're not sailing anywhere. I'm just gonna be home doing chores, catching mice, you know things that Trapper Jesse does. Either way, I hope you were planning on enjoying your weekend. We don't have a ton of time left together. I can't stop laughing about Joe Biden being fake excited about the Christmas lighting. True? What these people are so freaking fake? Hey, Jesse, I have four adult siblings. I'm the only Trump supporter. My

sibs are all Trump haters. About a year ago, we agreed informally that texts would not include politics. None of us really followed it. As I became out spoken about Biden corruption and illegals, my siblings stopped responding. It appears they set up a separate group text for them only. I feel they've censored me, and now everyone is acting like nothing ever happened. Jesse. I know they are my siblings, but I feel ostracized. And extremely disrespected. I don't really

want anything to do with them. What say you? I will say this. If your siblings are mistreating you because of politics, that's their problem. However, I would not be cutting off my siblings unless you knew for a fact they were mistreating you because of politics. Look, I tell my sons now, when wherever, if they ever try to tattle on each other something like that, which we don't allow in our house. But if they do it, you know how boys are, well, everyone is when you have siblings.

I tell them right, I tell them point blank, your brother is going to be with you for your life. I'm old, I'm going to die, I'll be long gone, and your brother will still be alive. Who do you think your loyalty should lie more with me or your brother? You don't ever knark out your brother ever. My sister and I we are very close, and it's been a great aid since my dad passed, and we're trying to get everything figured out with my mom and what to do with this and how to figure out this and that.

It's obviously really hard because Dad's gone, but I can't imagine how hard it would be if my sister and I hated each other or didn't talk. We talk all the time, every few days we talk. They're your siblings. Unless they're purposely mistreating you, still try to maintain as much of a relationship as you can. If, however, if that's too much for them, because you're a Trump supporter, then your siblings have left you. You didn't leave them, then wash your hands of them and walk away. And

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bull nose ring. I'm especially grossed out by restaurant employees who wear one. I envisioned snot accumulating at the base of the ring and then draw. Oh gosh, I'm not going to go into this. Do I agree, or it's this secondary to the menu? Okay? Now in my house, this was handled in a very very direct manner. I

grew up. I was a kid in the eighties. I was born in eighty one, and that was the time when all the rock stars started to have ear rings, guns and roses and all these bands started to have earrings. And those were famous people back then. Oh look, he's

got an earring. He's got an earring. And I'm sure at some point in time I expressed fascination with having an earring, and my father told me in no uncertain terms, and he was not kidding that if I ever walked home with an ear ring, he would tear it out of my head immediately, not take it out, tear it out of my ear lobe. And he was a one

hundred percent series. You were not allowed to have long hair, long fingernails, and you weren't allowed to have earrings, like in the words of my dad, like a friggin woman. So that's how I was raised, and I should note that those same rules apply in my house. No long hair, don't you dare have long fingernails. There's not gonna be any earrings. As I've gotten older, I am more understanding

and merciful of different people who are just different. People get crazy tattoos on their neck, people pierce all kinds of things. But to your point, I will say this, I actually don't judge you if you have all that stuff. But if you do get things tattoos or piercings, neck or above, not talking about the you know, the tattoo you have on your arm or your chest, neck or above. If you get those things, it is your free eat them to do. So maybe that's who you are, but

you absolutely positively are limiting your employment opportunities. In life, you are no if answer butts, you are limiting your employment opportunities in life. When we were you know, we found Corey just because we couldn't find anyone else. But when we when we were I'm kidding, when we were looking for a new producer after Michael left and we interviewed a bunch of different people. If I had had an interview with somebody with a big bull nose ring,

that probably would have been a no for me. Chris, Am, I all am? I all wed in that what Chris said? What if she was hot? Chris, we don't hire women all right, period. Anyway. That's just know that I'm really not judging, and I really don't look down on people would have the bull nose ring. I'll tell you on chicks when they do that kind of not the bull one, but the side one and the nash. I think it can be kind of hot, Chris and Corey. See, Corey

think it can be kind of hot. Look, you don't want to have a bunch of holes in your freaking face, but it can be kind of hot. But just be careful. That's more for the kids than anyone else. Kids. I get it, you're young. You want to get crazy. I understand all that I've been young, done a lot of dumb things myself. Anything neck or above is limiting your opportunities. It's your freedom to do that. It's your life, it's your body. Keep that in mind, sir, what are your

thoughts on replacing Hamburger with ground turkey? For the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger. Don't ever email my show again. I don't ever want to hear from you again. Chris, you need to find who emailed this in and block his email address. I don't care how. I don't care if it's in sane. I don't care if it's the Pope that you don't you ever make my burgers with ground turkey, And if you do, don't put my name on that. That's not my burger. Now, put your phone

down and go enjoy your family for the weekend. That's all