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to go. Look, let's talk about this Eric Adams thing, because they're going to try to make this a big deal. They've been trying to make it a big deal all day. Just to update you on this before we get back to the emails. So the saga has been this. Eric Adams, as you already know, came out as soon as the Biden administration started shipping a bunch of illegals into his city. He was critical of it. About five minutes after he was critical of it, the FBI's kicking in his door.

Looked really bad, looked awfully like the Biden administration did well what they always did, and that's used the FBI as their political cudgel. And so they went after Eric Adams. Now along times Donald Trump. He's up in the polls, looking good. Eric Adams starts to get cozy with Donald Trump, starts to speak about him well, goes to meet him.

Eric Adams starting to sound like a Trump supporter. Lo and behold, the Trump Justice Department announces they're dropping the charges against Eric Adams right about the exact same time, Eric Adams announces that they're going to drop some of this sanctuary city nonsense in New York City, and they're going to start working with Tom Holman. That's why Holman's able to say things like.

against it's against my moral code. I'm not dropping these charges. Well, my theory, which I guess it's pretty obvious, but my theory on it is simply this, Eric Adams and Trump cut a mutually beneficial deal. I don't know how legitimate the FBI raids on Eric Adams were. That's not my fault, that's the FBI's fault. You violate my trust a thousand times. I just naturally assume every time you raid someone it's political. Don't don't blame me, go look in the mirror, FBI,

you did this to yourself. So I assumed it was a political hit job. But I don't know that Eric Adams cuts a deal Trump Trump will drop his charges. In exchange, Eric Adams will a be very very lenient with Trump when it comes to enforcing all the immigration stuff, the deportation stuff Trump wants to do, and b Trump gets a political inroad in a state. Trump has some very legitimate access to grind in. Remember, Donald Trump is a New York man. I know he lives in Marlago

in Florida. Now Donald Trump is New York City. Everyone knows Donald Trump. He is a New York City guy. That's where he came up, That's where he got famous, That's where Trump Tower. Trump is a New York City guy. And Trump had to sit back for the last four years and watch New York City itself and New York

State wage war on him, destroy his reputation. I think that judgment against him was three hundred million dollars if I remember right, try to wipe him out financially, and all this stuff was unjustified, a complete political hit job. Only you did all that to the guy who won back the White House. And now look as mad as you want, Latsia James, did you think there were ever going to be consequences.

but allow me to explain. Allow me to explain. You ever know an alcoholic or maybe you've been one, maybe you are one, Maybe you're struggling with booze right now, So let's talk about alcohol for a moment, or an alcoholic for a moment. I'm going out to dinner tonight with OP. I don't struggle with alcohol. I have in my past, so I know what you're going through. But I don't struggle with alcohol anymore. It's just not a big thing for me. But I'm going out to dinner

with OP tonight. Let's say I have been struggling mightily with alcohol. I'm just drinking all the time and drunk and just really really struggling with alcohol. But I'm trying to clean up I'm trying to get clean. I should not have a glass of wine or a bourbon or. I don't drink wine, but I shouldn't have a whiskey tonight in one because I've shown a history of being susceptible to abusing it. So I don't get the right to go have a glass. I'll have a glass of water,

maybe I'll have a coke. Call it a night. Because of my history of abusing it, I should avoid it completely. If you've never abused it, you've never struggled with it, then go have a freaking glass. Have a glass, enjoy your evening, go home, relax, go to sleep, have a glass. The federal government run by Democrats. Go Look, ninety two percent of them voted for Kamala Harris. The federal government is Democrat. The Democrat Party is now communist, evil, filthy communists.

They have used the Federal Law Enforcement Arm as their political plaything to repeatedly attack their political opponents. At this time, I am not willing to entertain the idea of having a new federal law enforcement Arm. Why, because you Democrats have proven repeatedly time and time again, you will abuse it, you struggle with it. If I give you that power, because remember, Democrats will have power again soon. I don't know what soon means, don't get me wrong, but they

will have power again at some point in time. And you have already proven when you take over the FBI, you will send them after the Republican nominee. You will send them after pro lifers, you will send them after school board moms. You will send the FBI after all your political enemies. So at this point in time, maybe this will be different twenty years from now, thirty years from now, But at this point in time, Democrats have proven that they cannot be trusted with a federal law

enforcement arm that has the power of the FBI. So to answer your question, at this time, no, I am not supportive of any federal law enforcement agency replacing the FBI. What they have done could have ended and still can if it doesn't get cleaned out. Could have ended the United States of America. I told you before, and I made it completely. The Federal Bureau of Investigation, if not brought to heal, will cause a civil war in this country.

It will. It would get to the point where Red States would have to have their state police agencies fighting the FBI to protect the citizens. And then that adds to one state joins this, the other state joins. That's how civil wars start. The FBI could end America if not brought to heel. No, no more federal law enforcement arm. You savages have proven you cannot be trusted with it, So no, it's gone. I don't trust them, not like I trust my obliterator, that's for sure. The obliterator is

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what she wants. We'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Valentine's Day on a Friday. Member, you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com Jesse. One thing I don't here mention is the fact that neither Hamas nor Hesbalah have been defeated. A ceasefire to get hostages is only useful if the war starts up again after the trades. Nothing in Gaza should be re built until Hamas surrenders and the Palestinians agree

to cease hostilities and agree to a permanent solution. People are speaking as though the war is over. It's not. What do you think says? His name is Paul? Well, that war is never going to be over.

are in Qatar, they're millionaires. They you all that money. The international world gives them their millionaires. There's money in it. It's funded, it's organized. Hesp law is well well, well funded and well equipped, funded and organized. There's money and all this stuff too. So the leaders who are living high on the hog, they're not living some life of some you know, saintly emom or something like that. Oh, these guys are private jets, you know, fancy booze steaks

and things like that. I mean, you can say they're not defeated, but they won't be. They won't be. And the people of this planet in the year twenty twenty five, they don't have they don't have the will to actually defeat them. And I don't know that you do. To be honest, I don't know that. I do You know who you know who put a stop to all this stuff? Gang is Khan. You realize that, how do you do that? You just went and kill them all. Okay, well you're

not gonna submit. Okay, we're all gonna die. Want to do that? I don't want to do that. I think that's barbaric and horrific. I think we should probably avoid genocide. But that's that's what it takes. If you're trying to shoot stuff like that down. Jesse, what are your top five burger joints? His name is Phil. I don't need many many cheeseburgers in restaurants because restaurant cheeseburgers can never

and will never measure up to the world famed. Don't roll your eyes, Chris to the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger. They just you know why restaurant cheeseburgers. You know why they fail? A couple of reasons they fail. One they make the patty too thick. A good burger is supposed to have a thin patty. If you want more meat, get a double, But the patty itself is supposed to be thin. That's one. Two, they mail it in on the buns, And I get it. It's tough. Maybe you're

a restaurant owner. It's tough to get fresh supplies, and it's expensive. What do you charge? I understand that, But the bun. It's not just delivery mechanism for the meat and the cheese. The bun is a critical component for the burger. Burger with a fresh bun makes all the difference in the world. They don't melt the cheese properly, and this is a mistake A lot of restaurants make, not the great ones, but a lot of restaurants make the mistake of not really seasoning things too much. Because

you don't want to turn someone off. You're trying to stay middle of the road, if you will, trying to stay lukewarm. You see this, You know the difference between the good Mexican restaurants down here and the bad ones. You can always tell. I have my test, Like with a pizza restaurant, My test is a pepperoni pizza. When I find a new pizza restaurant. Now, I like more than just pepperoni on pizza. I like all kinds of things, but if it's brand new, I'll get the pepperoni. Why

because if you can't do a pepperoni pizza. I don't know. I don't need to know what your pepperoni and mushroom pizza is. You can't do a pepperoni. You can't do pizza. For Mexican restaurants, it's the caso. Don't roll your us, Chris Keso's the barometer you use for a Mexican restaurant. Mexican restaurants can, and many of them do, just come up with some sort of liquid cheese without really any peppers or any season or whatever in it, and just kind of serve that and people will be okay with it.

But then there are Mexican restaurants who take chances and take the time and you get it and it's chunky, and it's spicy, and there's peppers and they took the time to put stuff in it. That tells me everything I need to know about the rest of the Mexican restaurant. Is the caso a throwaway item where you just melt it down some velveta and poured some milk in it and brought it to my table, or is the caso something you actually took the time to dig into. I

demand better, Keso, Dear, doctor body wash, tiny hands. I hate you guys. Can you explain to me how the government incentivizes women not to have a father in the house so well, government pays Since Lyndon Johnson's Great Society, government paid women to not have a father in the house. It's destroyed. It's destroyed the Black community in this country. It's freaking awful. You know, people point out the fatherless problem in the black community today, and that's very valid

to point out. Seventy one percent I think the number is before Lyndon Johnson came in and did all that, seventy five percent of black children grew up in a two family home in this country. Didn't know that. This is during segregation. We're talking. They're suffering racial oppression, systemic racial oppression in this country. And still seventy five percent raised with a mother and a father. And then the federal government stepped in and blew the whole thing up.

Of course, all that was done on purpose to try to just grab all those votes. Lyndon Johnson has a very non PC quote that has attributed to him about that, But it was done for that reason. It wasn't ever done to help anybody. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. The freaking Europeans are so dagone mad at JD Bans right now. It's miraculous all these European leaders coming out today. I can't believe he said that.

I can't believe he said that. The German guy gets up and says, oh, we can't let the Twitter stop hurt our country and stop us. All these people were just tyrants, all of them, every one of them. They see themselves as kings and queens and they don't want to be criticized. They don't want their policies criticized. Like all filthy tyrants, they believe in control, they believe in force, and man, it just did my heart so well to see JD today.

other external actor. And what I worry about is the threat from with the retreat of Europe from some of its most fundamental values, values shared with the United States of America.

Though I control the ones that I'm voicing, I don't own these airwaves, Premiere does iHeart? Does they allow me to use them? But maybe we could talk to corporate about those hurtful hair replacement ads. Chris, No, I don't want more of them. I don't. I don't want any more of them. It hurts me. Everyone hurts me. Klay Travis. That jerk was saying some really hurtful things to me publicly about my hair. There was some article in the New York Post about regrowing hare and publicly he sent

it to me in front of everyone else. Not very nice. Jesse, do you have a K bar? Do I need a K bar? Are they still a good knife or are they just cool? Have modern options made them obsolete? Okay, so I'm not a knife expert at all. What is a k bar, Chris, are you serious? Okay? A k bar is a knife. It's a military knife. They were still issuing if your job required one. They were still issuing k bars when I was in the Marines in two thousand and four. Maybe they've phased that out for

something different. Have modern options made them obsolete? It's the interesting question here. There are there superior knives today than the CA bar, of course, but there's a nostalgic thing about k bar that I think you should get one. That's one. Two. I don't have one, if I'm being honest, and now I need to buy one. I mean, I'll find a deal on one somewhere. I'll get fun. I'll go to a gun show with something. I'll get a

deal on one. But two, I need one. Three. I've got a little, a little k bar story for you. Hear Marine Raiders. You ever heard of the Marine Raiders. They're back, they exist now, but they first came around during World War Two. It's essentially the Marines version of the Navy Seals, right, the Green Berets, it's their special forces.

The raiders. Well, in World War two, Red Mike Edson, he really started training his raiders to go get involved in the war and the Pacific, and they ended up bouncing around the Pacific doing all this amazing jungle fighting. Just the nastiest, toughest dudes like ever marine raiders and World War Two in the Pacific, just amazing, amazing human beings. Their original knife was known as a stiletto. You can go look at pictures of it, trying to think the

best way to describe it. A long, slender, double edged blade that was pointy, very very pointsy. On the end the blade looks more like a very thin triangle, so you look at it and you're like, wow, that must be a very good stabbing weapon. Well, world War two in the Pacific, because of the jungle environment, because you're always the jungle environment, it's hard to see, you end up getting close to the enemy. And because of the Japanese love and admiration for the blade for hand to

hand combat. Remember Japanese officers would routinely carry Samurai swords with them. Yeah, I know, it is freaking cool, Chris, It's pretty good. Anyway, they loved the blade, they admired their Amurai history, and they loved hand to hand combat. Because of the jungle and the Japanese love for the blade and hand to hand combat. In the Pacific, there was all kinds of hand to hand combat and it had to be like the worst thing in the world. And to hear guys describe it, it was you would

just find yourself. You're using your shovel and he's got a knife, and you're gonna sit there and you're gonna brawl it out and see who can beat each other to death. They will drop. They would drop into your fighting hole with you at night to die, ready to die, and they would just try to kill you and your buddy. And you're having a knife fight in a fighting hole, you and your buddy in two Japanese guys with knives and fists and your bite. That was. It was not

uncommon at all hand to hand combat. The Marine Raiders and the Pacific did so much of it, so much hand to hand combat, so much straight out of the movies, sneaking up behind somebody and slipping a knife in between his ribs or is cutting his throat, that they decided

they need needed a superior knife to the stiletto. They didn't think the stiletto was doing it well enough, and so the Marines, after they tried it, switched to the K bar because the K bar was just better in their mind for stabbing people to death and for the other various things they needed to use it with. Does that not make the CA bar even cooler? The Marine raiders, the Super specops type in World War Two said, no, I don't like to cut people's throat with this. I

like to cut people's throat with the K bar. Give me one of those. Isn't that freaking cool? Hey, mister waffle House, does your hate for mashed potatoes extend to grits? Absolutely not. Mashed potatoes and grits are not even close to being the same thing at all. Grits, Oh my gosh, shrimp and grits. If you get some Cajun restaurants, there's all kinds of great Cajun restaurants here in Houston. You get some good cheesy grits and then get what, Chris,

what are you looking at it? You people can eat that. Grits do not suck. Where are you being? Is just because I brought up the shrimp, Chris, you can have kosher and grits or something. I don't know. No, not all grits suck. No, they're not do I like oatmeal. Grits are not oatmeal. If you get cheesy grits that somebody has put some time into, how can you sit and dog grits with a straight face? Man, Some get some black and shrimp or some cage and shrimp on

some cheesy grits. Gosh, I love that. My old man loved the grits. Love shrimp and grits so much. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday at Valentine's Day, I have to go spend some money on steak and stuff like that. But she's worth it. She's worth it. I love you, Princess. It's gonna be an gonna be an expensive night. What Chris what? Yeah, the food is gonna be good. The food is gonna get We're just done steakhouses. Look, I

love a steakhouse as much as the next guy. And gosh, I'm gonna make myself sound like Chris here, and I hate myself for this, but I really prefer a steakhouse when someone else is buying. Like what, Chris, you wan understand that it's always some corporate event when you gotta when I have to go meet the suits, I gotta fly out of town. That as soon as you get to get with them, then I mean, it's it's it's easier to order that steak that costs like sixty dollars

when you're on someone else's time. Just is I'm more of a red lobster man. I'm more of a Little Caesar's Pepperoni puffs. And you know what, it's not just me. I told you I watched that Super Bowl and maybe they been doing this during the NFL games. I don't know. I haven't been watching, but I saw a commercial. I'm pretty sure it was during the Super Bowl where they were advertising the pepperoni puffs for Little Caesars. What what

Corey did? I what? I don't know if there's a bacon version of it, Corey, but we should look into that as a show. We should do some research. Not for you, Chris, Corey and I can have bacon, okay, Corey and I? Either way, the pepperoni puffs that Little Caesar's are so good. And if OB would just text me and say, hey, I'd rather have Little Caesar's tonight, what Chris? I would be okay with that. I would do that in a heartbeat, But now she has her heart set on steak, and there's no one to pay

for it, no one to pay for it. Now it's just me, me, sixty dollars steak. You know what I'll do. I won't get any appetizers. I'll go appetizer free. I'm not even gonna get a salad. And then I will be like, you need a salad? You can mention was you know how she is with the hell stuff, and I'll act like I'll act like I already had one at work. No, she'll never believe that. Anyway, Let's do some couple more emails. Dear Jesse, Why should Trump even

waste his time talking to Zolensky. Isn't Zelensky the reason he was almost impeached? Well he has no choice right now. If you're going to bring the Ukraine Russia war to an end, then Zolensky has to be part of that, and he will bring it to an end. I really do believe that now, because they both they both sound like they want it, meaning Putin and Zolensky. It was it was the Biden administration that was keeping that whole

thing going. Zelensky doesn't have the men, and without America supplying the endless war, without US sending all the crap we've been sending them, Zelensky can't he can't keep going. And we don't like to talk about this because very few people were rooting for Russia. You may not be the biggest Ukraine fan. I may not be the i as Ukraine fan, but I don't know many people who were rooting for Russia to invade and win and things like that. We don't like. We don't like people losing

a war. But oftentimes, remember historically, when you lose a war, it's not the end of the world. We have a World War II version of what warfare looks like, where no unconditional surrender, complete annihilation. We will reduce your society to rubble and then we'll tell you how you can go from there. But that's not the norm throughout history. Throughout history, when there is a war between tribes or nations, they will go they will fight over something, land, something, whatever,

they fight over, and then there's a negotiated peace. A negotiated peace. I'll take a little of this, you take a little of that. Okay, you lost the war. I'm gonna take a little bit of your land, and I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna That is how wars end. That's how most wars end, and this war could have been over a couple years ago. They were trying for a negotiated peace, and for what I believe are a lot of very very corrupt reasons, the West, the UK,

in America didn't want it to happen. I mean, you remember I played with that clip from Tucker the other day. Second fact, fact, not guess.

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piece of trash. And he may be. There are all kinds of scummy salesmen out there, but if you treat him like crap, he's going to treat you like crap. Back. I was a salesman RV salesman for a few years, as sales manager for a few years. I was pretty good at it. If you treated me like crap, I would treat you like dirt, and I would rip your head off on the price too. You don't get to

treat me like crap. I'm a human being. However, if you were cool with me, you know I have customers I sold RVs to I will still text with to this day. If you were cool with me, I'll go advocate for you to my general manager to get you a better price. Be cool with the salesman, see what it can do, and don't ask for honeed your bottom dollar price. Here's what you say to him, Hey, I'm not paying full sticker on this. Get me a fair

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a good price. Go enjoy your husband, Enjoy your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend on Valentine's Day, or if you're single, enjoy being a feminist I'll see on Monday. That's all