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This is level six, they said. The forty seven is equipped with state of the arts stealth technologies, virtually unseeable and unprecedented power. America's enemies will never see it coming. Hopefully we won't have to use it for that purpose, but you have to have it, and if it ever happens, they won't know what the hell hit them.

those two areas. Your army or Marine Corps, whatever. You can have a gun that's not quite top of the line. You can. You can get away with a gun from the Vietnam era if you're facing a modern area gun, a modern era gun, you can. It doesn't work that way in the Air Force. It doesn't work that way in the Navy. You have to be technologically more advanced than they are. If that's what we got. Good dear Jesse. I heard your listeners inquired about a contest to win

a trip to your studio. My mind instantly flashed when you describe the look on OB's face when you brought her to your apartment for the first time. So no thanks, You know Ob has actually been in here in the studio too, equally mortified. Here. Look, we're dudes here. We don't have any women that work in the studio, and so we decorate like dudes, as in, we don't decorate at all. Everything is purely functional. There are places to sit, there are places to eat, but we don't have corey.

Do we have a single plant? We have a plant. There's none, There's nothing we don't We should get some greenery or something. IOB definitely brought that up last time, that there was not any greenery in the house. There's nothing on the walls except for the portrait of me looking like a prince behind which that's awesome. Beyond that, we have a globe and we have snacks. We have lots of snacks, so I'd say we're set here. Giant hands, Jesse.

Do you like Dairy Queen? If so built the ultimate blizzard, what are the toppings for you? Okay, so I have something controversial. I have to say I like Dairy Queen a lot. I'm not big on their ice cream. It's not that I dislike their ice cream, A soft served ice cream, it's fine. I like a dipped cone. I like a blizzard. I'm more of a butterfinger blizzard guy. But I like all those things. I like Dairy Queen's burg and I don't know whether they still have them.

For the longest time, they did, and then the last time I went to one, they didn't, and then I went to one in a different town they did, so maybe it's location specific. They have these little jalapino strips that they deep fry. I think they're called Jalisco's, Jalisco's a Fireman something like that. You can get the jalapino strips on a Dairy Queen Burger. Mmmmm. When I go to Dairy Queen, I hardly ever get ice cream. I get a burger. Ice Cream is overrated. I didn't say bad.

I like ice cream, it's fine. I just have never been a huge ice cream man. That I don't know. Jesse, what's worse people who drive slow in the fast lane or people who treat a traffic circle like a four way stop. His name is Matt, but a traffic circles are wonderful, wonderful, and here's why most people in society hesitant and afraid. So they get to a traffic circle and they freeze up. If you're an assertive person. What that means is you can do whatever you want. You

just go. I love traffic circles because it allows you to bully all the other drivers who are less certain about what they're doing, people who drive slow in the fast lane. I've said this forever. If I had a superpower, this is on my short list of superpowers I wish I could have. I wish I could. If you're putting along in the fast lane and there's a line of cars behind you and you're not considerate enough to look in the mirror and get over, I wish I could

safely safely shut down your vehicle. Make sure you move safely to the side of the road. So boom, I shut your vehicle down. Move you to the side of the road, where you have to sit there for fifteen minutes for the first violation. If I ever catch you again, I have to do it again. You have to sit there for a half hour. That's what you get for

being inconsiderate. Rearview mirrors are there for a reason. If you ever look in the rearview mirror and there's a long line of cars behind you, you're freaking rude, and you believe you're the only person on the road, but you are not. There are other drivers. Kindly move over so everyone else can get by. Jesse, when was the last time anyone was convicted of treason? Is it not a popular thing to do? Well, there's a You saw the news story today that an FBI agent was trying

to leave the country. He was trying to leave the country. He had a one way ticket to leave the country, and he got busted. They snatched him up. He had been leaking classified information illegally. So for me, this is like Christmas morning. We finally have our first FBI agent in handcuffs, looking at serious prison time. But to answer your questions, I know exactly what you're asking me. When's the last time someone got convicted of treason? This is

gonna get It's a little dark, but it's true. How do you convict someone of treason in the country when half the country is treason us? See what I mean? When one of the two political parties has decided that America freaking sucks and America should be burnt down, well that's treason. Look, I would argue what Joe Biden did was treason us with the gas Remember what he did with the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. We were heading into the

midterms and gas prices were high. Well, the strategic petroleum Reserve is there for times of war, so you make sure if your oil production, if your ability to get oil is held back by war. It's to make sure the country can continue to function. It is a critical, critical thing. The Biden administration wiped out the Strategic Pature Troulium Reserve just so they could win more seats in the midterms. He pumped all that gas into the economy to lower gas prices so they wouldn't get hurt as

bad in the midterms. Tell me that's not treason. You can't just do that. But who's going to convict them when half the judges are trees? And it's I mean, this is the problem with where we are now and where our mentality goes. We get all these wins, and we are we're getting great wins, and I don't want to be dismissive of those. We have so much work to do because we have so many people in critical positions of power who are trying to put the country to the torch. And that is not an easy fix.

There's no quick fix for that, how do you handle the fact that Democrats packed over two hundred judges on to the lower courts, and these judges will now torch this place and stop Trump from doing anything unless he chooses to ignore them. There's no easy way around it. I mean, this question goes along great with it, dear great one. I'm Art from Connecticut, and hey, Art, why does Soros do what he does? It doesn't make sense to me spending all that money to have these freaks

make all this noise. George Soros has been quoted in UH newspaper articles before of I don't even know if he called it narcissism, but essentially thinking of himself as if he's some kind of a god. I believe he actually used the word god, that he has this terrible god complex. There are people who've been trained that the United States of America is evil, that free markets are evil,

that our system here is so evil. And there are many Americans and foreigners who believe the highest calling is to is to stop the United States of America, to make the United States of America crumble. And I could never explain that to you, because I can't explain it

to myself. I think that's just the most despicable way to look at things, especially when you look at a country like ours, that we've done so much great, we do so much great, so many wonderful things, to think that this is some kind of an evil empire that must be brought to Heugh, I can't wrap my mind around and I can't explain it to you. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you can email the show if you want, Jesse at

Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse. It's so wild to me that people like Schumer fall victim to their own religion of destruction. It's a case studying communism meeting their own. You think Schumer is second guessing what he's helped create. Well, a guy like Chuck Schumer, you've never done anything in the private sector, A career politician. It's so gross that

this exists. But a career politician who's now a millionaire several times over and immensely powerful human being, who's going to be able to fly on private jets and fancy steak dinners and fundraisers and mansions. He essentially will live like royalty and has lived like royalty. What brought him that Democrat party politics brought him that getting involved in politics brought him all that prestige, all that wealth, And in being a Democrat, he knew he had to court

street animals. You have to do that when you're a Democrat. You have to court the worst people in our society, the dumbest people in our society, the dregs of society. You understand, you have to go give speeches in front of them. I still laugh. It's still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I've never been able to find it, but Chuck Schumer was at a Pride rally in New York City and he's just such a friggin goober anyway, with that dumb voice of his and how

he looks. And I remember he was sitting there in his khakis and it's just dressed like a middle age and I remember he's going Pride, Pride, Pride. He just looks like such a ham fisted dork. And I remember thinking to myself, what a degrading moment. Dude isn't even gay and he has to go walk with all these people in their pink feather bublas and the leather chaps screaming about pride, pride, pride? What a man? How low

do you have to degrade yourself to do that? But it's brought him, well, it's brought him fame, it's brought him power that I the power that I'll never know, power that you'll never know. Most likely, like like I said, when you're a United States Senator, especially when you're Chuck Schumer at that level, Chuck Schumer could visit Saudi Arabia and ask for a meeting with the royal family and he would get one in one of those palaces they're supposed to have that you need a golf cart to

drive around it. Are you ever going to see one of those palaces? I'm never going to see one of those palaces. Chuck Schumer will if he wants to that life, getting that life of royalty, it comes with the costs, especially when you're a Democrat. The modern Democrat Party has had to court the street animals over and over and over again, and then then after they've courted him, they've continued to radicalize them with all the Nazi Nazi, your reppagrants nat.

stop Natzi's haha. And so now Chuck Schuber finds himself getting screamed out on television, having to go on TV on the view and debase himself, having to go on the view. I still can't believe he put this on camera. Chuck Schumer knows about politics, he knows you can't say things like this. He did it anyway, trying to save his attitude.

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they're too bland. But cheese its. Cheese its are the sneaky assassin of the snack world. And here's what I mean. You can go for a long time without trying to cheese it. A long time, you don't think about it. You'll walk by them in the grocery store, You'll be in the doctor's office or a car dealership and they'll have the little mini bags of those. You'll pass them by and grab the cheetos or ruffles or something like that.

And then you'll be in a situation where you have no other choice, and you'll snatch up and cheese it. And every time you go, ooh, I forgot how good these are. It's phenomenal, phenomenal. I love cheese its and white cheddar cheese its hm about as good as it gets, Almost as good as pure talk, to be honest, almost as good, not as good. Because what's better than a cell phone company that shares your values. Because we haven't had one of those. We've been stuck with AT and T,

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it is the Jesse Kelly Show. By the way, Trump spoke today on the Department of Education and functions, and those are going to be divvied up two different groups. And I love what he said for the most part. One little thing I have to quibb.

army handle special needs? Jesse, I wonder if the issue of child endangerment ever came up with your dad leaving you by yourself in that thicket near the elk. I don't think my dad would care. My dad, uh, the issue of child endangerment. Look, people grew up in a time. It's not just something you read about on the internet. For you for you young, younger people. There was a time in this country where especially we didn't have as many screens. I'm not insulting you for being on your

screen or any of that other stuff. I have a phone too, whatnot, but that stuff really wasn't around. You just went outside and you would leave and your parents wouldn't know where you were because there's no cell phone to get a hold of you. You get on a bike, especially when you got a bike. When you got a bike, you were all of a sudden free. You could go further and faster. My boys and I, my friends and I mean, we would take our bikes and I would

leave the house. We would take off into the hills. We would build bike ramps for ourselves, and we would wipe out until we were bleeding and broken and limp back home at dark. You want to know what it was like in my house, My sister Mickey and I

very big, very big headed like I am. We're a really really Irish family, and so Mickey and I would decide that we weren't pleased with whatever level of discipline we'd just received from mom or dad, which usually involved a paddling or something like that, and Mickey and I would get together. I'm talking six years old, seven years old. We would decide that we are running away from home, that we're going away, and don't think that this was just like a passive thing. We would pack, we would

pack backpacks and everything. My mom, who didn't have a lot of confidence it would last, she would oftentimes pack us lunches, and Mickey and I we would just take off into the woods. That's it. I had no destination in mind. And there keep in mind, this was when we were back in Ohio. There were water moccasins everywhere at cotton Mouse depending on which part of the country, poisonous snakes all over the place. What Chris Chris said, how long did it last? About time it got dark?

Then we'd come on back home. But I'm wasn't worried about it. Now we're talking the woods. God only knows where you could have run into out there, wild animals, skunk And that was how it was done. I'll give you one better. You want a story about me and the old man and just kind of how he was. I have to own a lot of this because I I've always been a bit of an adventurer anyway, where

I enjoy kind of danger and risks. Remember when I told you he took me to Canada fishing one time, and it was way up into the Yukon and there was no civilization anywhere. We actually went back to that place as like a nostalgic trip when I was I think nineteen nineteen or twenty years old, and I went up there with one of my buddies, who was also a marine at the time. So granted we were two people who knew how to handle ourselves. But at one point, me and my buddy Matt, I'm not gonna give out

his last name. Me and my buddy Matt. Remember, there are no facilities, there's nothing. We are in a little cabin and you're on a bunch of little lakes that are that are broken up by various little strips of land, and there is nothing. There's no cell phone, no nothing, no radio, no nothing. You are all alone. Me Matt, we take off on our own. One day, Dad takes off, he's fishing with his buddy. I tell my dad, hey,

we saw there's a couple of lakes over. It's gonna take us a while to get there, but we're going to go fish that It seems wild. There's no one else out there, and my dad's huh, whatever, on your own, go hop on my boat, take off, get to complete piece of land, Get on another boat. After we walk through the piece of land, take off across that lake,

cross another piece of land, onto another boat. I would guess if we were going straight back, I would guess we're probably three hours away from getting back to the cabin. That's how long it took to get there. Now, these are we wee wee little boats, really broken down. This is a really old place, and they have these little motors on them. Right me, Matt. We go back to this other place. We fish until we can't move our arms. We're catching walleye and pike or muskie, depending on what

part of the country we're catching fish. We're having a time of our lives. It's starting to get I don't want to say dark, but we're an hour from it being dark and we're three hours away. So we fired up and we start motoring back. The boat was so rotted out. The boat was rot that the snapped off of the back of the boat, meaning the wood on the boat just simply was warped and just boom, it just broke off motor bottom of the lake, me Matt, the middle of the Yukon. It's getting dark, nothing but

us and a couple of oars. And now that three hour trip back turned into four five. And what you gonna do? Aim in the right direction, start padling, keep it together. We came limping into camp like ten o'clock that night. My old man was sitting there without a care in the world, sitting there on the porch. Ah figured you two idiots, and make it back at some point in time. That was how I was raised. Go figure it out, you go survive, Go figure it out. Help me alone. I really appreciate it.

hear each night on the News. When are we gonna see the January sixth committee subpoenaed along with the fifty one former intelligence officials who lied about Hunter Biden's laptop, And when will we see the elon deranged labeled domestic terrorists as the January sixth protesters were. I don't give a rats about the Kennedy files, Pam BONDI has done nothing to impress me yet And the subject of this one was enough with the words. It is the Jesse

Kelly Show Finals segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday, and I hope you have a wonderful, blessed weekend. Member. If you want to email me you can. We'll be back on Monday for Medal of Honor Monday. You can email me to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now here's an interesting question. Maybe we should have tackled this earlier, Jesse, because the subject of this one is moral dilemma. How should a

hostage rescue be decided? Consider the failed Iran hostage rescue attempted under Carter, the failed Pow Camp rescue in Vietnam, the partially successful rescue in Gaza what if more troops are lost than hostage is rescued. Do you even keep trying even if it's a suicide mission for the troops and the hostages may be killed. Bea booby trafts? What if more troops volunteer? I don't know the answer to this. What do you think? I think that it's a wonderful question.

Because there's not necessarily a great answer. I'll give you one. Here's something for you to think about, just something to think about. I'm not saying I sign up for this, because, like I said, I don't think there's a right answer. But I had a guy say this to me one time.

If you can get one out, fine, he said. The main priority of any hostage rescue should be kill every single person responsible for taking the hostages, no matter what the situation is, no arrests. You make sure everybody who took a hostage dies every single time. And so we're going back and forth through playing this metal experiment. We're having a couple of beers and I said, Okay, well that's that's a little draconian. I get what you're saying.

But what about what about the hostages? Right? What if that's what if that's a bunch of school kids, kindergarten class? He said, I understand that, He said, I get it. He said. The idea is supposed to be save as many innocent lives as possible, right, that's the ultimate goal should be. I said, yeah. He said, well, forgetting the individual situation on a macro level over a long enough period of time, doesn't it save the most lives If it is understood that you will die if you take

a hostage, He said, isn't that the most humane thing? Now, that's just one way to think about it. I understand what you're saying. So let's make it about Gaza because that's a great example. Hamas exists underground and the tunnels. These are not tiny little things either paid for about the American taxpayer These things are intricate. These things have running water, ventilation, different rooms, corridors, levels to them, underground hospitals,

you name it. They have it underground and they are booby trapped to the max. Well, I don't care how highly trained you are a delta forest, you know, all those commando Israeli types. If you're Hamas and you're willing to die and you're holding a hostage in an underground tunnel, thing, thinking that you can get to that hostage before they die is probably not even They know that this is all stuff. They know, they've talked about it openly. So what's the best way. I don't know that there's an

answer to that. I think that in my mind, you have to allow the troops to assume some level of risk because one that's their job, and two they want to Ye know, if you told me they're back in my Marine Corps days and I was nothing like any of these guys, but you told me, hey, Jesse, do you want to take your platoon in there and try to save They've got three women and ten kids hostage. Some of you may die. I tell you one thing. To a man, everyone in my platoon will be like, okay,

then someone might die. We're going to save them. We're going to try. That's the duty of a man, that's the duty of an armed service member. And the cops feel the exact same way, the good ones. Not of course, those losers in Uvalde. You listen to a bunch of kids getting shot, But most cops feel the exact same way. Whatever the situation is, I'm going in and that's the risk I take on when I put on the badge. So it's a fascinating question one I don't know that

there's a right answer to. But I do know this. The right answer for your dog is rough greens. That I do know. I don't know. I also know this. Fred would not be a good rescue dog at all, at all. There would be no advantage to bringing Fred along whatsoever. In fact, Fred doesn't really provide any advantages. I'm not sure. You're having a bad day, then he's going to make you feel really, really good. He's good

at that. That's about it. We do love him, though, and we hope that big fluffy meathhead lives a very very long time. And that's why we give our good boy rough greens. We sprinkle it on his food it's a natural nutritional supplement. It has omega oils and antioxidants and digestive enzymes and probiotics. It will make sure your dog lives a very long time in a healthier life. That's what's important. There's no nutrition in the dog food. Your dog needs to get nutrition from somewhere else. Why

not use Roughgreens. A free jumpstart trial bag is available for you. Eight three three three three my dog or Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. And now here's a headline. Why go you know? You know the thing emails we didn't get to you, oracle. If you walk in a bathroom and there are four urinals, three or normal and the last one is tiny for midgets and Italians. If someone is at the second urinal, what is the proper urinal to take? Do you take one or three next

to him? Or create space and take the minione? You take the mini one. I've never hesitated to take the mini one? What the way gravity works? I don't care how tall the thing is. It's all gonna fall in there eventually. Dear World traveler, Jesse, now that you're a famous radio and TV personality, you should buy a shiny convertible sports car to drive around. I'm sure. I'm sure your nose whistle will drown out the wind noise when

you have the top down. You know, I thought this was gonna be nice, but instead this turned out to be mean and hurtful. That's one Two. I don't want to drive a convertible one because it messes up my hair. In two, wind is the worst of all weather. That's why convertibles are ridiculous. Everyone knows wind is the worst. No one's ever said I love the wind, so why would I add the worst weather to every driving experience.