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This guy said, Hey, Jesse, the cat fighting secret Service agents. What do you want to bet at least one is a ginger quit? Anyway? He says, ps, how do you manage to hit the mic so often with your tiny hands? I wish you hadn't put that because Chris gets upset all the time. Listen. I know it sounds bad. Chris. Okay, I talk with my hands. Anyone who watches me do this, and remember you can watch me do this at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can watch me do the radio show.

This is not something I just do for radio. I talk with my hands. It's not just the Tians that talk with their hands. Chris other people talk with their hands. I don't know why I talk with my hands, but I am very much a hand talker. Because I'm a hand talker. I end up. I'm sure you hear this during the show, Chris, is that making a noise? Can they hear it? They can hear it? Are you upset? Is that upset you? Chris? When I do that, you should see how upset Chris is getting. On occasion, every

now and then, I will touch the microphone. I think there has to be a better solution, and nobody likes my solution, and I don't think my solution can be implemented, but I will put it out there. Here's what I dream of. Uh. You know how I've told you before. I don't like to sit for long periods of time. One. It's terrible for you. It's worse than smoking everyone's It's just sitting is terrible for you. Want to move and

I hate sitting. Like right now, if you're watching me do this, my legs are doing the back and forth thing underneath the table. My legs are twitching. I'm gonna move in between segments, I get up and I move. I can't sit all the time. It drives me crazy. On top of that, speaking of driving people crazy, what I'm about to tell you drives ob It drives my

wife up the wall. If I am thinking, and this includes if I'm thinking through a conversation i'm having or thinking about what I'm saying, I pace back and forth and back and forth. But when I'm on the phone, I pace. I walk around the room, back and forth, back and forth. When I'm talking to her, she'll finally come on glude to just be like, could you just stand still or just sit down? She can't, can't deal with it, and it is annoying. I feel bad for

I get it. I want one of those head microphone that the infomercial guys or the megachurch pastors get, the wireless head microphones that I can stand up while I do the radio show in pace back and forth. I don't just want to stand I want to walk around while I do the show. Is that not the most bonkers thing you've ever heard? And I want it? And I want it bad? What? Chris? What? Chris? Why do we have to bring up old stuff? Chris brought up a little experiment we did one time. He said, what

about the one segment we ever did standing. So this is not the very first time I've come up with this idea because I like to stand and walk. At one point they got me, well, there was this super extendable microphone that would reach when I stand up, and I'm tall, I'm six eight, so we had to reach high. The problem was, Chris, the headphones we had were wired headphones. You know I'm true. You know I'm right about this. And as I was talking and standing, of course I

talk with my hands. I think I made it a minute into the episode before my hand hit the hit the chord where the headphones were plugged in unplugged. The whole chord just completely blew up the entire segment. I had to sit down plug in the cord. I think it was dead air. I don't even remember at the time. We tried it once, Chris, But you know who failed then? It wasn't me, It was you, because I know it was you. I was not given the proper equipment. Remember, kids,

don't ever take responsibility for your actions. When you're in charge. You pass off responsibility to those under you. That's leadership. What Chris, what listen? That's on you. They were wireless headphones available whatever anyway to the Secret Service agents. On a more serious note, we want we want them the America we used to have. In so many ways, it makes us sound old fashion or what would what would be a word kids would say? Reactionary? Maybe it would

be a word kids would say. But there are things about America we miss and we long to have again. The Secret Service is just yet another one of those examples. For all of my life, I've looked up to Secret Service agents. When you hear somebody's in the Secret Service, what do you picture? You picture some fit dude in a good looking suit with sunglasses on, and you automatically know. What do you know when you're looking at that guy, and first thing pops in your mind That dude's highly trained,

that dude's in shape. I bet he's a great shot. And not only that, that dude, that dude will take a bullet for the president. If someone's going to shoot the president, that guy will jump in front of him and take a bullet for him. And that's the image we all have. I have the same image you do. It's burnt into our brains. We picture that dude. The problem is communism destroys everything, and more specifically, let's just go ahead and set the communism stuff aside. Diversity destroys everything,

and it's not our strength. It's always our weakness. The second you drop merit and you start hiring for any other reason than merit, whatever you're hiring for will get worse. It doesn't matter what it is. I've used a million examples of this before. The last one I can think of is when I said, I started my own burger shop, and you know, I have to hire. I have to hire chefs, I have to hire suppliers and drivers and waiters and waitresses. And I have all this burger shop

of mine that I started. I didn't really start it, and I just decide out of the blue, you know what, we need more people with green eyes. And I'm not hiring anyone else unless they have green eyes. Am I going to get the best cook, best waiter? Am I going to get the best supplier? Of course not. When you decide on these ridiculous things. And that is the hiring practice in the United States of America today. Employers will brag about it. They will brag we hired so

many women, But what are you actually bragging about? We stopped hiring men corporations will brag about you can't believe how many black people we hired and other minorities. Well, what are you actually saying, Oh, we blocked out white men. We're not hiring ready anymore. And I'm not saying we

have a lack of whiteness. What I'm saying is when any organization, the Secret Service included, starts to try to fill diversity quotas where you need so many gays and so many women, you need so many Asians, got to get some Indians in there? Do we have enough black people? The second you start looking at anything in life that way, quotas for things that don't matter at all, your organization will rot and be destroyed. And the exact same thing

has happened with the United States Secret Service. It's been widely talked about, especially since Butler. Butler, when the Republican nominee for president almost got his frigging head blown off by an assassin who assumed a rooftop unmolested one hundred and forty eight meters from the head of the President of the United States of America. I have no Secret

Service training whatsoever. I have four years of Marine Corps Infantry training and me completely untrained, completely untrained, no training at all, as a Secret Service agent could have stood on that stage and looked around and said that rooftop's gonna be a problem one hundred and forty eight yards away an elevated position on the president of the United States of America. We need guys there. I may not know all the other Secret Service stuff in the ins

and outs, but I'll tell you this. I understand sitelines, and I understand elevation, and I understand one hundred and four twenty eight meters. It's something people can train to do on the weekend and be ready in about a month. Someone better go guard that. But the United States Secret Service didn't. How's that possible? Honestly, the ask was about the Secret Service agents. This took place outside of Obama's home, Barack Obama's former president of the United States of America.

How many people do you think want to murder Barack Obama? Foreign and domestic. Make a lot of enemies when you're president. So we task Secret Service to protect his life. And as much as I hate Barack Obama, I hope his life is protected. I don't want him to die. I don't want any harm to come to him, and so we automatically get that image in our head that there's that strapping dude in a suit standing out in front of Obama's mansion, ready to take on any any and

all comers. Ah, there's some crazy g hotty. Don't worry, he'll probably use some jiu jitsu want him. That's not who's there all. It's a bunch of diversity hires packed it full of a bunch of women who can't shoot, can't holster their weapon, probably sleeping with the supervisor. Workplace drama, and they get in a physical altercation in the driveway.

That's what happens with diversity. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday as we turned through all the news and okay, so I'm going to address what I'm going to call a rumor out there right now. There are it's a rumor coming from fairly reliable sources, but I don't know if it's true or not. Elon Musk did a big oval office thing with Trump today where Trump gave him a

golden key to the White House, which is hilarious. That's the most Trump thing I've ever heard, but Trump was publicly thanking him for his service, and Elon's kind of stepping away, and he's going back to test and he's moving on, and we know that he's frustrated and that we have all we understand all that. But Elon Musk had some sort of an eye injury. I would call it a black eye. It was kind of on the side. I've had a black eye like that before when I got hit the wrong way, So I guess it's a

black eye. And there is a lot of reporting out there that Elon Musk got in a physical altercation over the government cuts or lack thereof, with Scott Piscent. You know who, Scott Pisent is, the treachery Secretary. Elon came in and in one hundred days did some very important work. And you know, I characterize two principles. Okay, you got it, Scott Persent. And people were trying to make a lot of this, and they're making a lot of it for two reasons. One, people love gossip. They just love it.

You should avoid that, I should note, but it is something humanity has always loved. It's not unique to America or our modern era. People love to traffic and gossip, especially when it's about the rich and the powerful. Oh did you hear he's got a drug problem? Did you hear? I heard they got a fight behind Did you like? People love that stuff. There's a reason when you're in

the grocery market. When you're in the grocery market, the grocery store, we're in the supermarket, waiting at the checkout line. All the magazines, virtually all of them are women's gossip magazines. Oh, the latest and the split between whoever you got it. That's one of the reasons people love it. Another reason people get interested in this stuff is they think of physical altercation between men is the end of the world. It's all. It's oftentimes treated like that by people who've

never been in physical altercations at all. And I'm here to tell you a it's not a great look when you're that age. Look. It's understandable when you're fifteen, it's understandable when you're ten, it's even understandable when you're twenty five. Well about the time you hit your thirties, definitely, when you hit your forties, and most definitely when you're in your fifties and sixties, you do what you have to

do when the situation arises. But if I have my way, I will never punch another human being again in my life. I have received my last punch and delivered my last punch if I have my way. At some point you should probably set that aside. However, men are not women. I'm not saying it's in any way better, but I'm also not saying it's in any way worse. Sometimes with men, when egos get fired up, testosterone gets fired up. Sometimes it can get physical, and it's not the end of

the world. It's really not. If all that turns out to be true, and we may never know, but if all that turns out to be true, and Elon Musk and Scott perssent with throwing hands in the Oval office something like that, Okay, I've told you before. I when you have a bunch of type AMN involved in the same kind of project, Type A. Men are used to giving orders and having orders followed. They have ideas of

where they want something to go. They give orders, they want it done, and most of their lives has been people doing it. Scott Percent, that's been his life, and not some lackey. Scott Percent's a big shot. Elon Musk richest man in the world. I don't know what know how many companies he has. It's a lot of them. I think he has like twelve or thirteen. It's a lot of them. Elon Musk has a bunch of people at his command. He's used to saying jump and legions

of people saying haw hi. Donald Trump, he's the freaking billionaire real estate mogul, former and current President of the United States of America, got a big ego, Like all all those other guys were talking about. Trump is used to giving an order and having an order followed. And there's more, right, there's more in this administration. Marco Rubio,

remember we report, We didn't report. Someone else reported it, but we talked about that story of Rubio and Elon allegedly allegedly got into it in a really bad way where they're arguing back were Rubio's the United States senator from Florida. Senators have stafford more staffers than you can imagine. Rubio is used to giving orders, having disorders followed. When you get a bunch of guys like that in the same room, on the same team, they're going to disagree.

Maybe maybe they had one too many cocktails. Maybe I don't know, maybe it escalated to a point where it got physical. Again, I'm not recommending it and I'm not celebrating it, but it also ate the end of the world. They probably shook hands this morning, had a morning beer over the whole thing and called it a day. Let's not stress about it, Let's move on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on eight Friday. Remember you could email

the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Jewish producer Chris has given me crap about saying Elon Musk and Scott Pissent probably had a morning beer and worked it out. Listen. I wasn't encouraging anybody to have a morning beer. That's not what I was saying. I was Maybe I misspoke, but I was thinking, you wake up the next day, as happened to me. Before you wake up the next day, you don't really want to say sorry because your dudes and you don't want to say sorry,

and he doesn't want to say sorry. And so when you say, hey, man, let's go get a beer, you know what that is? That's you saying sorry and he's saying sorry. What Chris was I in the desert at the time. Yeah, absolutely, yes, yes, on occasion. Look, it doesn't have to be beer. It can be a t or something like that. I just meant they probably already made up. Dudes oftentimes make up after they trade hands

with somebody. It's how we're built. It looks completely foreign to ladies and people who've never been in a fight, but that's just how it is. Jesse. You talk about importance of primary voting. What's the use in primary voting when there's only one name to choose Virginia governor primaries in June, there's only one name on the ballots or on so forth. What is this and how can ordinary working people change it? Both political parties seem to be

working together to select the officeholders. I am not going to say you're wrong about what the parties do. What the political parties do, how they do get involved, and they do put their finger on the scale, and they do push money in resources to the one they want, and they'll try to starve out the outsider. I know this. It happened to me. Remember I told you I faced exactly that mountain when I ran for Congress in Arizona. The establishment GOP put everything against me in that primary.

All the money, all the everything, we had nothing scraping to get by. So I get it. I know what you're saying is true. However, normal people don't get involved. Oftentimes normal people don't get involved. They leave politics to the evil people who do the selecting. And then they sit back and say, why does everything suck? Everything sucks because idiots in losers and horrible people occupy political office. Why because good people don't run. Good people don't run. Now,

oftentimes good people don't run. There are good people who do, and good people who are elected, who've been elected. Good people think to themselves, I don't have time, and maybe you don't, but maybe you do. They think I don't have money. Okay, I didn't have any money when I ran. Gotta go raise it, got to go ask people for money. Hey, put five bucks in an envelope. Need some money. Good people think they're not qualified. I get that all the

time from people. You look at government officials, state, local, federal, and they have suits on them. They even have oftentimes little pins to make sure they may make sure you know that they're super important. And look at that they have a staff and they're using all these words big words. Haven't you heard a bunch of big words lately when it comes to the bill? Oh, after all, we have to go through reconciliation, and then there's discretionary versus non discretionary.

And if you look at the budget caps and the high yields, and they use all these words, and you're thinking to yourself, well, I don't even know what any of those words mean. I can't run for office. I'm not super smart and educated like that guy. Have met all these people. They're all morons, all of them, well not all of them, but most of them are complete and other morons. You're completely qualified, completely qualified, Chris, or maybe not Chris, but most people are qualified. Run for office,

not governor of Virginia. You can if you want, but run for office. We need you, not another one of them. We need you. Normal people don't run in Normal people can defeat the establishment. It can happen, because it's happened many many many times before, many times before. Did it myself with a whole lot of help, keep in mind,

but I did it myself. Regarding your Memorial Day program, I read some time ago that shortly after President Reagan was elected, he tried to get the remaining Vietnam POW's released, and all Vietnam wanted was money. Do you believe there were any POWs that never returned home. This is a subject that I hesitate to touch on because I know for a fact there are people listening who have somebody

who's currently missing an action. And maybe you're rolling your eyes at that and saying, oh gosh, Jesse, it's Vietnam. If we're talking about a Vietnam MIA guy, Jesse, it's Vietnam. They're dead by now. Yeah, but the pain is still there and not having that closure it really hurts people. It hurts bad. Those those Pow MIA flags you see, people find I love those flags. It's a way to remember. I will say this about most POWs, though most m I A pow m I I'm emerging the two worlds.

The m i A the missing in action classified as missing missing in action on occasion, Yes, that's somebody who has been captured. But almost all of those guys, the vast majority of the m i as are dead people. They're dead people who, for one reason or another, the body couldn't be recovered without the body, without a confirmation of death. You have to list them as missing an action at least for some time. And look, this is on Guadalcanal. We had guys eaten by crocodiles during the

World War. World War two in the Pacific, we had guys. I've read one story wry about. I think it was army. Army guys just down by the water, soaping up dudes in the water. Croc takes him, gone, goodbye. What do you do with that? And and I don't want to be too forward about this. I know how rude I can be. Sometimes the bodies are blown to bits. They are You ever read World War One stories, you'll know this. We talked about it about the World War One Italian campaign,

but it was on every front. Artillery is an amazing thing. Artillery can kill you without a piece of shrapnel touching you. Just the concussion can kill you. But think about all the explosive material and shrapnel in the air. Artillery shells will decimate a human body. And guys in the trenches would be digging trenches, feelings and bags, and you find someone's hand and you don't even know whose it is, somebody's head, somebody's foot that it lands and he's just gone.

And plus they don't think that somebody's watching the whole time. Maybe you're sitting there thinking, well, yeah, well someone saw the artillery shell. No, it's so loud and confusing with things going on all around you. No, you don't see everything at all. You're looking one way, you turn around, there was an explosion. Your buddy's gone, but his boot's still there, and you never see him again. That's how it goes with regards to the Vietnamese POW's. We know

they kept POW's. We know that. I I hope they died. To be honest with you, at some point in time, if you're kept in these terrible conditions, and Vietnam was, they really wanted to keep it quiet. They didn't want to advertise that the world they still held our guys. So where do they drag them? You drag them out to the jungle where you can't be observed. I hope they didn't suffer for too long. It's more specific, and I'm not saying I hope they died. I hope they

didn't suffer for too long. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. I hope you get ready to enjoy your weekend. One final word on the MIA stuff before we get back to some more questions and things like that. For instance, just what we were talking about. You know how on Monday we did our Memorial Day show and we did

some talk about Vietnam and MAC VSOG and things like that. Well, you know, we were discussing they would generally go into Laos, Cambodia by helicopter. He lows fly him in, he lows get them out. At some point they decided to attempt something you've heard of by now, a halo jump. Halo jump that means hi multitude low opening. It's big, fancy special operation stuff. Don't worry, I never came close to doing any of that kind of stuff. That's b K would have done that kind of stuff Halo jump, only

now no one had really done it. So they decided to try it because getting in by heilo was so dangerous, what if we could just drop him in at night. They did not do many of them because it was so experimental. Guys were getting hurt. One guy had a mine in his backpack that armed somehow in the air, and when he landed it went off and he blew off his butt off. And look, that's one of the more lighthearted ones. But back to the MRA Mia thing. Sergeant Madson Strolline or Stroline, I'm not sure how to

say his last name, Madison's Stroline. He was on one of these first halo jumps and his team, because of the weather and the brain and everything else, got scattered from wherever he lands, gets caught in a tree, happens all the time, breaks his arm. They couldn't find him. They're looking for him, They're looking for him, They're looking for him. Now, remember this. The North Vietnamese really wanted to get their hands on the MacFee Saw guys. They

had hunter killer teams. They were trying to find out what these teams were, what they knew, where they were going. They were trying to stop them and kill them. When they got to Stroline's gear, he was nowhere to be found. His weapon, his main weapon, was on the ground. There was evidence of some kind of a firefight, but he was gone. And actually I read a book. I forget which one of the books it was. It might have

been we Few. I think it was we Few, but it might have been Whispers in the tall grass of one of the bright Light teams. Remember the bright Light teams were the rescue teams they sent out if the macbe Saw guys were in trouble. I read a book by the bright Light guy. One of the guys who was on the bright Light team said, they looked, they looked, they looked, and he was just gone and he was

never seen again. Now, if the North Vietnamese got their hands on that guy, they're probably not going to kill him right away. That would actually be really stupid. They're going to want to take that guy someplace and hold him for leverage or God forbid, some sort of terrible interrogation. But but that's how that goes. Sometimes they're just gone, and you know that guy's dead by now. By now, he's dead, long dead, Lord Lord Willing. He died quickly afterwards.

Well you don't know, you don't know. But that's why that Mia stuff is so powerful and so meaningful to people, and those who don't think of it in that way, which is understandable, don't really get it. Why all the pow Mia flags, That's why the families, the families left behind have all this uncertainty and pain, and that's why it's really for them. Anyway, back to the questions, doctor Kamme destroyer Jesse, how do you like your tater tots?

I like them crunchy. Well, potatoes in general are better the smaller and crunchier they get. Tater tots should be crunchy. Fries. Don't you ever try to serve me wedge fries. Make them thin, make them crispy hash browns even remember I told you I took the boys a waffle house the other day. They don't have to be all crunchy. There better be a layer of crunch hash brown on top

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C hoq dot com promo code Jesse, Jesse. I'm going to dang gao and I know how to say that word France for his daughter's wedding late June. For daughter's wedding. It's a three hundred year old chateau. Chris, that's a fancy word. What you didn't know? I dabbled in French to do. Isn't it just a house? No, Chris, it's a chateau. I wouldn't expect you to understand. You're not

sophisticated enough. She wants me to select one of the five activities while we're there, horseback riding, wine tasting, cooking, class, yoga or massages. I've tried everything except with yoga and massages. I'm leaning towards massages. Am I wrong on this? Well, I guess it all depends on who you're massaging. You talk a lot about the twenty million illegals left by the Biden administration. How are we going to get them all out? Well, it's going to take time. I too,

am frustrated with the pace of deportations. The Trump administration, to their credit, is frustrated with the pace of deportations. They are trying everything in their power to get as many out as humanly possible. But always remember that we cannot destroy or we cannot rebuild as fast as the

communist destroys. We cannot. They bring in twenty million, if we're lucky, we'll deport four five maybe well, I may have had to drop algebra a couple of times in community college, but even I know that doesn't pencil out very well. If fifteen million of them get to stay, we have to stay focused and it's going to take time. It takes time to root people out of society. And remember, it's all that much more challenging because the blue area.

The Democrat Party wants these people here. They're very open about that. The media wants them here, The Democrat Party wants them here. Blue States, Blue cities want them here. So it's not as if you wake up today and you're in illegal from Venezuela and you know you're in hostile territory. If you're in my area of Texas, you may be in hostile territory. If you're in Florida, you may be in hostile territory. If you're in San Francisco. Yeah,

going anywhere you're on friendly ground. There are sanctuaries for illegals in this country because the Democrat Party is evil. It's just all there is to it. De your CEO of Jesse's Jerk Service, We're not calling it that. I've been faithfully listening to your show for some time and know you've been selling ads for IQ since Berna Chok Relief Factor rough Greens. In the list goes on, do you still personally use the products you do not advertise? If so, which ones? Just curious