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what I enjoyed. So just nice and light, nothing majorly heavy. I lift waits, I live waits, and I walked. That's really what I do. I'm lifting weights. All of a sudden, my right forearm feels like it feels like it's on fire underneath the skin. Okay, so I heard something a big deal. It wasn't the end of the world. Tendonitis. All right, What did I do? I had to take it easy for it took a month for this freaking

thing to heal a month. For a month, I could not do any pulling exercises, no pulling, and I couldn't really pick up eddie dumbbells. It was all just pushing. I could only push, so could not lift for my back for a month, solid month. Ob always tells me that I act as if I'm younger than I am, and she says, if you don't, if you keep pushing it hard, you're gonna hurt yourself, You're gonna hurt yourself. Be careful. Finally, my tendonitis went away yesterday and I

could lift my back. I may have gotten a little over exuberant, maybe put a little too much weight on there, maybe pushed it a little bit too hard. Back is wrecked, absolutely wrecked. What Chris, So, I took a month off and then tried to max out. I wouldn't say max oult. I wouldn't put it that way. It was I tried to do what I had been doing a month ago. I'll put it that way. Oh, I was not ready. Back is wrecked. And if I do not heal it

by Sunday afternoon when Ob gets back. I'm going to have to hear I told you so I know I'm going to have to hear it. I have forty eight hours. Basically, what Chris just fake like, I'm not hurt. Uh, that's going to be tough. I can't turn in certain directions. And now I'm at this thing where I'm if I stand up or sit down or whatnot, I'm doing the thing. It's involuntary too, but it's kind of that someone's sticking a knife in between your shoulder blades. Feel not great,

It's not great. Not great, Jesse. I was thinking about that classic line from War in the Pacific cigarettes are for women and children, and it got me thinking this. The Marines say that that comes from the with the old breed the Marines back then they believe in smoking cigars. It was just a bunch of ruffians. When did the US Marines became known as the hardcore rough around the edges men that we think of. Did it start in World War One? Or is it older than that? It's

older than that. Remember what prompted the creation of the United st States Marines. The Marines just celebrated our two hundred and fiftieth birthday. The Marines were created because they needed somebody on naval ships who could fight hand to hand and on land. Do you know why they call Marines leathernecks? Have you ever heard that term leatherneck? Oh, leather neck? Do you know where that term came from?

The Marines used to wear leather. I want to call it a strap, like a thick strap around their neck because they sword focked and they didn't want to be slashed on the neck were all the valuable arteries. They wore leather on their necks because there were sword fighting on naval ships. And here's the thing about being hardcore. You can just decide you're going to be and then operate that way and you will eventually turn out that way.

The Marines decided they wanted to be hardcore, and because of the job they had, they kind of had to be hardcore, and so to this day they're proud of it. When I joined the Marines, and I know you probably remember these, but the recruiting posters and the recruiters and things like that, well, here's a good example. We just had an Air Force recruiter show up at my kid's school. My kid was talking to him. God forbid, he might

actually join. But my kid, my kid was talking to the Air Force recruiter, and my kid talked about what they talked about, and the Air Force recruiter, understandably not at all insulting him, was explaining all the different opportunities, all the different opportunities he could get, not just in the Air Force but post Air Force. Hey, you want to do aircraft mechanic when you graduate, where when you get out of the Air Force you can make that.

It was all about job opportunities, better yourself, and there's nothing wrong with that. That's awesome, right, very very awesome. The Marine Corps recruiter said, oh, no, it's gonna suck. No, you're going to be hot, a lot, cold, a lot, miserable, tired, sweaty. I promise it's going to be brutal, but you'll be proud. And for young men, a lot of young men, especially rebellious types as I was, that's an appealing message. That's exactly what I wanted to hear. I didn't even walk

into any other recruiting office. I'm like, yes, that's what I want. I want it to suck. I absolutely want to be miserable. It was about testing yourself seeing if you could do it. They just have always been that way. Hey, Jesse, he's talking about Trump in the H one B visas. Jesse, you missed an interview with the Secretary of the Treasury.

He explained it better than President Trump. If it's so, it will work the way the Secretary said, they will bring eligible H one B visa workers to train Americans in the workforce and then leave at a determined time. Okay, yeah, that doesn't work like that. Let me explain that may

be what they want. No, No, we're going to bring in twenty thousand, thirty thousand, fifty thousand people from China and India and they're just going to train American workers and then their visas will expire and they will go back home. Understand that a large percentage of the people in the United States illegally are what is known as visa overstays. It doesn't work the way we think it works. Okay,

we picture in our head. Okay, you handed this person of visa and it expires one year from now, and then one year thing when the visa's done, that person goes immediately down to the airport with a plane ticket and hops on a plane and leaves. No, that person is here. That person very likely has established themselves in some way here. Maybe they have a job. Well, you know what, their employer probably isn't going to in a year say, hey a boo, show me your visa is

a visa up. They just spend a year training this person working, So the employers not uniquely incentivized to get rid of that person at all. The employer wants them here. Maybe that person has a place to stay. Maybe they're renting an apartment. We'll make it about an apartment. Do you think the landlord is anxious to lose that monthly rent? You think that, hey a boo, visa's up. I expect you out by tomorrow. I don't want another rent check from you. The kids are in school. You get a

visa just because it expires. Doesn't mean you are cut off from anything in this country. Doesn't mean you are automatically hunted down and shuttled to the airport. People come here on temporary visas all the time, and they never leave. There are stories of people twenty thirty years past their visa expiration, still here, still working, still paying rent. Now they have eighty seven kids, their kids have kids, and of course they're all American citizens because of our insane

immigration policy. It's a bad, bad, bad thing. You can tell them it expires whenever you want, But telling someone and it expires does not physically remove them from the country at all. They get here, they don't leave. And remember we have we always have to understand that we're dealing with so many hostile forces known as democrats inside of the country, where these blue areas have decided that they are going to be places that protect people here illegally.

It's so bonkers that we've accepted this is the way it is. California is our richest, most powerful state, and they will tell you to their blue in the face that they're going to protect illegals. So you get a bunch of visa overstays. Where are they gonna go if they're even a li little bit worried about being deported, They're gonna hop on the one oh one and over to California they go.

Christmas Market, Christmas Parade, Christmas tree lighting. My question is, besides this little public high five, what can I do to encourage my town to stay strong in the face of leftist pressure that made our neighboring town cave. I have told you this story before, but I know we have a bunch of new listeners, so I'm just gonna say I'm gonna tell you this story again, just as a little heads up about how so many of these things work and how so many of these things happen.

There was a town in my area that was going to have an Independence Day parade, like so many towns do. Being the grand marshal of a parade is a position of honor, and the grand marshal of my blood red town's Independence Day parade was a militant anti gun lesbian, a militant anti gun communist lesbian. She was going to

be the grand marshal of the parade. I found out about this because people in this town started blowing up my email and I knew a couple guys, so they were texting me and they said, Jesse, can you help? Can you help? What?

Wasn't us, wasn't us. We didn't make this call. Okay, who did check with the parks department? You got to call the parks department. Have you ever called your city's parks department? Are you involved in the parks department? Of course you're not. The phones of the parks department start blowing up. We're all call on the phone, who did this? Remove this? How did this happen? Well, we didn't specifically

do this we had had a committee. We came up with the committee, and the committee is the one who decided on the Grand Marshall. Okay, how does one get on the committee? Where was this committee? We put an announcement out on the city's website that we were forming a committee for the Independence Day parade, and people showed up. It was a volunteer thing, unpaid temporary. People showed up, got on the committee, and the committee decided on the

Grand Marshal. Long story short, Why is there a militant lesbian leading a grand marshal leading a parade? Why is your town eliminating the word Christmas and going with happy Holidays because communists sees chokeholds of power. Politics is something you do because you feel it's important, right, That's why you're into it. You feel like it's important, and you do it because you have to. I've told you before,

I love my job, Love my job. If we could snap our fingers overnight and right all the wrongs in this country, I would never talk about politics again. I would do a history show every single day. That's what I really truly love is history and food. That's what I love to discuss. I do politics because I feel like I have to just like you. That is not how the communist does it. The communist is out there seeking out these chokeholds of power so they can force

their agenda down your throat. They're not interested in what you want, they're not interested in what is popular. They are interested in moving the revolution forward. And because of this, they're on your town's website, and they know about the upcoming committee for the Independence Day parade next year, and they're all going to be lined up around the block to get on that committee. While You're sitting at home watching the game and I'm smoking a brisket, and we

are completely clueless as to what's going on. And we find out next July that it's a militant lesbian and by then we're looking around saying, what, how, what this can But it was already done by the way that lady ended up getting removed. We raised such a fuss that she did not end up being the Grand Marshal. But you understand that was the example of how it works. Have you ever been to your town, large or small, red or blue? Have you ever been to the website?

Have you ever looked at the announcements, the schedule of events. Have you ever not trying to make you feel guilty? Have you ever attended a single meeting of your town, the ones that are open to the public. Hey, Chris, Chris got involved in local politics. He sits on something I'm not going to discuss, But Chris got involved. Hey, Chris, how many citizens show up to these meetings? None? Nobody

shows up. You'll get they're open to the public. You get five people in there, and it's five communists because they were on the town's website, and they're gonna show up. And if there's a vote for something, if there's a committee for something, if there's a commission for something, that vile little communist hates you, hates your values, hates that the town's blood red. And you know what they're gonna

get off on. They're gonna get off on getting on that committee and doing a drag queens show for kids in the middle of your blood red city.

This is a United States Center. Listen to this. You know, I'll be honest with you.

exactly where they want her. Jesse. I like the secret club idea. It wouldn't be a headquarters or a clubhouse. I think layer would be more appropriate. Would there be secret handshake? I really like the idea of a layer. I like it that it's a layer, and I like the idea of it being a nuclear bunker of some kind of nuclear silo. We are going to need a million dollars, so we're gonna need a donor. We need

a wealthy benefactor. Chris, You've got to know somebody. We've got what you can share some of some of the family gold, or whatever it may be. We need a wealthy benefactor because we have to purchase our nuclear bunkert what. No, you're not allowed in. I need you to help me raise funds though, no, you're still not allowed in. I can't change that. A secret handshake will happen again. I'm just not comfortable telling you what it's going to be yet, Jesse. I got to fly down to Austin. I got to

fly down to Austin, Texas last week. You're right about the food down there, It's just amazing. Now I'm back home, I'm getting hungry for more brisket. Can you remind me of the temperature and length of time you cook it. I am a bit of a pitmaster with my pellet smoker. I cook my brisket at two hundred degrees. I have never overcooked it because it's not really possible, well at least that I've seen so far, to overcook it at two hundred degrees. I have talked to a guy one time,

though I've never done this before. I talked to a guy one time who cooked his for seventy two hours. I've never done that. I mean, I'm sure it's delicious. I can't so I can't say. But I have done mine for thirteen fourteen hours. In my opinion, that wasn't the best one I ever did. I've done them for eighteen hours. That might have been the best one. The last time I did it for twenty four hours, but at two hundred degrees. Just make sure it's low at

two hundred degrees. If you have it done if you bought yourself a good brisket, it's not going to go bad. It's not going to go bad. And I'm just joking, obviously about being a pitmaster. I don't know the first thing about any of this stuff. But a brisket was some fat on it. Maybe you're gonna have to have some fat on it, because that's going to be all

your juice and flavor that drips through there. A brisket with some fat on it, unless you're roasting the friggin thing at three hundred degrees or something like that, you're not going to overcook it. Low and slow, just keep the pellets coming, Jesse. The three amendments ratified at the beginning of the twentieth century sixteen, seventeen, and nineteen clearly changed the direction of the USA. If you could repeal one, which one would it be? And why all the nineteenth

what Chris? But I know I'm right it. Letting women vote has been a total disaster for the United States of America. And that's been Everyone knows it's true. Women listening know it's true. It's been a total disaster for the country. Politics became more emotional so much there as soon as we started allowing women to vote, we started mixing the most poisonous thing in the world into our politics. And that's something called empathy. Now, you can't deport people,

you can't cut off anyone's entitlement. You can't do this. You can't do that because it would be what mean It has been a disaster for the country. It was a much better country when we only allowed property owning males to vote in elections. And I should vote for any woman who's freaking out right now and typing me up in email. By the way, you're welcome to email me all your hates. Totally fine, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Totally fine. Your hate is more than welcome here.

It should be noted that votes were family votes back in the day. Contrary to what your idiot social studies teacher taught you in school, women were never these horribly oppressed minorities without any rights in the United States of America. That is not a world that actually existed at all from our very first days. Our Christian founders of this country, the pilgrims who got here, were tight knit families. The

women adored their men, the men adored their wives. They were not walking around in chains getting slapped around all day long. That world never existed in the United States of America at all, and we had a much better country for it. Now the seventeenth has been terrible too. It's you could make a good argument for the seventeenth In case you don't know, the seventeenth Amendments was the one that made senators United States senators. It made them

elected by the people of their state. Now they can be confusing. Why is that a bad thing? Well, previously, senators were selected by the state legislatures of the individual states. So Texas's senators, it wouldn't be up for some popular vote. The legislature would choose the senator. The result of that was senators didn't become these Washington DC swamp figures as easily. They were much more representatives of the state from which they came. So you would have a member of the

House of Representatives. His job is to represent the people of his district. Today that's five hundred thousand, six hundred thousand, depending on the district. His job is to be their representative in Washington DC. Ideally, Senator, my senator should work really on behalf of your state at all times, But as soon as we diverted from that, now they became swamp creatures. And the United States Senate is where so

many things go to die. And I'm sorry, I'm still extremely upset about them throwing in a carve out for themselves in the latest cr The United States Senate did this, and I've been told that it was Mandy Graham. Surprise, surprise, the United States Senate did this. They threw in this provision that allowed them to sue the FBI when the FBI spied on them. But they didn't ever put a carve out in for you. When the FBI was hunting down all those January six ers, they didn't. They didn't

even mention a carve out. Didn't even mention giving those people the options to sue when Donald Trump was getting raided and arrested and everything else. No carve out for Donald Trump. But the second the senators, the the second of senator had his phone tapped, the second the FBI started looking at his text messages, he immediately starts to write it into law that allows him to get rich off of suing the FBI. You scumbags, you're supposed to

work for us. You're supposed to at least pretend to care about us over there lining your own freaking pockets. Never even occurred to one of you dirt balls to give us a car about Man, I'm still chapped about the whole thing. I bet you it was Lindsay Graham too. That's such a Lindsey Graham thing to do. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Nobody knows about waffle House cheeseburgers. Obviously, nothing fancy. It's waffle House cheeseburger. Make sure you get some of the waffle House mayo it's Chipotle Mayo, but they don't call it that. It's waffle house. What, Chris, what? Yeah, it doesn't matter what it's called. You're exactly right. The name is not important. Just get some of it. You're gonna need some extra napkins that there's gonna be some grease there. Feel free to add some bacon on it, you know what, Chris,

I might go tonight. I actually wight. Now just talk myself into it. I have forty eight more hours to treat my body like a garbage disposal before ab comes home and says, what did you eat while I was gone? And I'll be all grapes and salads and stuff. I ate so many grapes. Oh, that reminds me, crap. We have grapes in the fridge. I need to put a reminder on my phone to throw some away before she gets home. If she shows well, listen, if she shows up and they're all still there, she's gonna know what

does she listen to the show? Sometimes there's been trouble before when she's when I've had these little rants, and she'll be in the car with the kids taking them to practice. The way I see it right now, she's out of town with her family. She's not listening right now, right what, Chris? She's not with her handler, Chris, She's not a honeypot Okay, at least I don't think. But maybe her handler's a big fan of the show too, which I wouldn't blame him. I certainly wouldn't blame him

at all. Do you hear what jade Van said? Privately?

it to you. The old, more moderate Democrats are being run out of their party or they're just having to succumb and pretend to be communists, like Chuck Schumer. That's what he's been doing, but pretending to be a communist. So what does this mean. This means the Democrat Party is going to turn more and more evil, more and more communist. That can be hugely great or hugely terrifying

and terrible. And you know what will determine it. If the Democrat Party continues to become communists, there is a chance they will pull completely away from normal Americans and that they will have a very difficult time winning national elections. There's a chance their swing to the left costs them large amounts of political power. But here is my fear, just gonna give it to you. There are really only two major political parties, Democrats and Republicans. People, especially the normies,

they want choices. They like to have a choice. They don't want to feel like they're bound to one party or the other. And people so many times will vote against a particular party because they're angry about something like right now the economy. People are mad at Republicans. They're blaming Republicans. So does the Democrat Party shifting to the left. Does it really put them on the outs with Americans or does it have the effect of dragging more of

America to the left. When Americans get angry at Republicans and choose to take it out on them at the voting booth, it's a concern, a serious concern. Let's pray it puts them in the wilderness. By the way, this is you know, you know what it is right now. It's Tunnel to Towers's Season of hope. Did you know that this is the time of year Tunnel to Towers

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county office or even state legislature. Welcome back from your long weekend. Because I thought I was going to go to Washington, DC and stop Barack Obama from destroying the country. I had these grand plans. I wasn't interested in fixing the city council. I wanted to, of course, save the whole country, which I know is ridiculous in naive, but that's why I wanted it. Jesse. So you got invited to an exclusive of Oh, this is about that event. I got invited the Radio Hall of Fame and then

the private VIP party afterwards. I was not going for me. Someone I knew my boss was getting into the Hall of Fame. The guy says, so you got invited to an exclusive event dressed like a hobo. I wasn't dressed like a Hoboe have a suit on like everyone else. Went out to an elitist dinner with your elitist friends, so you didn't have to eat with the peasants I

went to. I wouldn't got a steak with Clay, got invited to an even more elitist after party, decided it wasn't elitist enough for you, and peaced out after a few minutes without telling anyone. Must be good to be king. This is very similar to what Ob said when OB found out about what I wore, That I didn't eat at the banquet, and that I irish goodbye to everybody at the event. Afterwards. I got a lot of the you know, you're not in charge of everything and you

can't just do whatever you want to do. I got a lot of that from Ob, but I feel like she's wrong. I feel like I am in charge of everything and I can do what I want to do, especially when you Irish goodbye and don't tell it everybody. You're leaving. Go, enjoy your weekend, put your phone down. I'll see you Monday. That's all.