The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday, somebody's mad at Donald Trump, will talk about that. Somebody's gonna talk about manners. We're gonna make fun of Kamala Harris. There's just so much great stuff to get to in the final hour, So let us begin, and begin with one final little funny on the whole system membership card thing. Sorry, it just popped up. I was kind of combing through forgive Me
the New York Times during the break. You know, we were making fun of Stacy Abrams for her children's book that I'm sure we will sell a bunch because she's a member of the system. Kamala Harris is a moron. You know that. We've talked endlessly about Dome when she was Vice president, when she was a Democrat nominee. She is I think she's sixty whatever, however old she is, she's sixty going on twelve. She doesn't know anything about anything.
She ran for office as a black woman in California, meaning she would never be vetted by the media, and so because she's not really a curious person or a well read person, she doesn't actually know it's very odd. Actually, she's very insecure and doesn't actually know anything about anything. She's famous for giving these long word salad answers that don't say anything, just because she doesn't know anything about anything. Remember, that's why. That's why she didn't want to do Joe Rogan.
She wanted to do Joe Rogan, but didn't want to do Joe Rogan because Joe Rogan, he does a long show. It's three hours of him talking to you. It was you remember Donald Trump went and sat down with Joe Rogan and just for three hours is talked about whatever, whatever came up. Well, Kamala Harris can't do that. That's why her team tried to shrink the length of the interview. And oh yeah, that's right, they only wanted forty minutes worth.
That she can't talk about anything. Well, I'm not even joking. This is from the New York Times today. She and her husband are weighing each new opportunity with potential political blowback in mind. One possibility establishing an Institute for Policy and Ideas. According to Brian Nelson, an advisor to Miss Harris, since she was California's Attorney general, he has broached the
idea with several universities, universities including Howard and Stanford. That is what it means to have a system membership card. You can be actually not just somebody who doesn't know anything. You can be famous for not knowing anything. Famous. She is known for this someone who doesn't know anything and can't speak eloquently about anything. And yet they're thinking about starting an institute for ideas, and you know how it works.
It'll be a nonprofit, of course, and as a nonprofit it can take in unlimited donations and they'll get billionaire communist benefactors to write gigantic checks and Kamala Harris will live off those checks because of course she will be the director of the institute or something like that. And so every time, let's say her and Dougie want to wake up and they want to go to where's someplace nice and exotic Bali. I don't even know where that is, but I've seen it in the movies Bali. They want
to go to Bali. Well, you don't use your money to go to Bali. What you do is you have an institute meeting, maybe a fundraiser in Bali. Were you arranged to meet one of the gigantic don't in Bali. And of course the Institute will pay for your first class tickets or maybe even a private jet over the air. And the Institute will of course pick up the check for your five star hotel over there. It's all on the Institute's tab. That's how the system membership works. Perfect
meat Jesse, Okay, first of all, that's true. Look, you can have perfect meat too, like I do. It's not as if I own the perfect meat market. I own an IQ Sense. I own a wireless cooking thermometer from chef Iq. It's an incredible piece of technology, and actually they've improved it. It's on the generation three now this probe. I have the double pack. They have singles, doubles or triples. I just I stick with the double, just me personally.
It can handle up to one thousand degrees. You leave it in your meat and your chicken and your fish and your beef and whatever you're cooking. You'd leave it in when you put it in the oven or on the grill, and you never ruin another piece of meat. It's perfect every time because your phone tells you when it's done. It's it's the most dumbed down thing in the world. Chris used it last night on a piece of salmon because Chris is gross. But it's even still
it's cooked perfectly. Chris, was it cooked perfectly last night? And yes it was. You want perfect meat like me? My meat is perfect. Chefiq dot com code Jesse saves you fifteen percent on these things. Make sure you save money. Chefiq dot com code Jesse Jesse. I have a question, will deficit? Donald Ooh threatened to primary any Freedom Caucus Republicans that won't vote for his big, beautiful spending appropriations bill, the one that Flimsy Gramnesty put together. Says, I can
say his name. His name is Dave. Look, that's a very fair criticism. He's done it and he's still doing it. That's why Donald Trump, that's why he had an axe to grind with the Freedom Caucus. The first time he was president. They primaried out the head of the Premier of Freedom Caucus, Bob Good. Donald Trump endorsed his primary opponent. They challenged him, primaried him out. He's challenged, He's already
threatened a primary ship. Roy Thomas Massey Lindsey Graham gets an endorsement because Donald Trump is absolutely horrible at picking Republicans. He's awful at it. I don't have another way to put it. And what he wants. Look, I played it last night for you. But Donald Trump sat there and he was talking about a trillion dollar military budget. And he was sitting there and say, it's never been done before. You're gonna love hearing this. A trillion dollar military budget.
Donald Trump is very, very good at a lot of things. But like anyone else who's sits in the office of the presidency, he wants to do things. You have to go back to Calvin Coolidge to find a president who just didn't want to do anything. He just wanted to be hands off. I want the government out of your life. When you sit in the big boy chair, you want to do things, and that can be what dooms you if you don't clean up the organization before you hand
them a trillion dollar check. He doesn't want to hear about fiscal responsibility. He doesn't want to hear about the debt. He's never stressed these things at all. Give me a trillion dollars for the military. Because he wants to do things, and that's why he's hard on the guys who don't want to jack this spending up. I say it is insane and borderline treason us to continue to spend as if we are fighting a world war when we are not fighting a world war. It is insane what we
are spending. It guarantees guarantees. It's not an if, it's a matter of when. It guarantees a complete fiscal collapse of the United States of America. We are already seeing internationally the world is starting to move away from the dollar as the reserve currency. The dollar being the reserve currency how other countries trade with each other is the only reason this country is allowed to spend way more than we take in. Other countries don't get to do that.
We get to do that because everyone trades in the dollar. Because the dollar is getting weaker because of our spending, countries are starting to move away from that. Continuing deficits at this level guarantees guarantees an economic collapse at some point in time. I don't know when. At some point, it guarantees it, and yet nobody wants to stop it, because look, it's not just Donald Trump, Republicans, Democrats, all of them. They want to do something I'm here. I
want to do something. I want I want something in the bill. Can I get something in the bill? I like this, Let's get this in the bill. Oh hey, Bob, you want anything in the bill? Yeah you? Oh yeah? Oh good idea. Yeah, put that airport in the bill. Hey, there's a sweet new missile defense system. What's it cost? Five hundred billion dollars? Sounds good? Put it in the bill. That'll be cool. I want to do something. Hey, I want to do something. I want to do day. Do
you want to do anything? Put it in the bill. Man, We'll just put it in the bill. Everybody wants to do something. I've used the analogy a million times because it's so true. It's like we rented out of dave Inbusters as a country, and every single politician in charge of maintaining order in the dave in Busters just continues to run up the tab and run up the tab and run up the tab. And Democrats and take over,
and they'll run up the tab. Hey, go ride the goat carts and Republicans will take over and they'll run up the tab. Hey, make sure you tap into the beer tab tab tab tab tab Because nobody, nobody wants to step in, be the adult and say shut the games off, turn off the beer taps. We have a fishal, run up thirty seven trillion dollars in debt, and the party is over. Call in the clean up crew, bring out the mups, and let's figure out how we're gonna pay the bill. Nobody wants to be that guy, because
you know what happens when you're that guy. Everyone inside, who is enjoying the goat karts and the beer, they're all mad at you. Hey, I was having fun. That's America, that's where we are. It is what it is. Let's talk about manners. Let's move on, talk about other things manners. Some guy has questions, hard questions about Israel. Ooh, that'll be spicy and controversial. Before we get to that. I want to talk to you. Well, I shouldn't say I
want to talk to you. I just want to remind you that Stacy Abrams wrote a children's book and she's the star.
Well Stacy Speaks Up is the story of Little Stacy and a day in the cafeteria when she notices one of her classmates can't afford lunch. She wrestles with what it means to need an adult help, but to believe that she might be the only solution, and so she takes it upon herself.
Together, she wrote a children's book starring herself. I swear I'm not even kidding. I'm thinking about doing the same thing. It's just like a gag. It'd be hilarious just with me as the star. I'd be the best. Anyway. Let's talk about manners.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show, reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and reminding Chris that the smashing pumpkin suck and we need to stop playing this on the show. Let's get to the emails, Jesse. I visit high end fast food places like Taco bell. I work nights, and I got to know the night manager. He knows me and doesn't ever charge me because he says I'm his best customer. Why I'm always polite. I order specifically, I ask him how
his night shift was. Common courtesy goes a long way. I'll tell you this, it's common knowledge now. But sadly, common knowledge is not that common manners are free. They're free. You don't even have to be taught them. You can just decide you're going to start practicing manners, and it's one of the ways you can improve everything in your life. Did you know that it don't improve how much money
you make? Did you know that manners? And no, I'm not talking about you have to know exactly where the salad for it goes and I don't know any of that stuff either, Yes, sir, no ma'am. Let me hold the door open for you. Please say please, say thank you, Say thank you, a pleasant smile, look somebody in the eye when I go to you know, I live in the Houston area. Houston's Airport is known. It is known for being some of the worst customer service in the
United States of America. They have top to bottom. I'm talking about the parking attendance, to the cashiers, to the gate agents, the rudest freaking people in the world. They always have this crappy attitude like you're ruining their day. They will treat you like dirt at all times. And yes, I get aggravated by it, but really, when I have a moment and a moment where I think about it, I feel so bad for them because you're never going to get anywhere that way ever. A smile doesn't cost
the thing. Politeness doesn't cost the thing. They walk up to you when you're trying to order some food, what do you want? What did you just say to me? You're never ever, ever going to rise above cashier with that attitude. I'm not even saying, have manners for the sake of other people or your own. If you're purely selfish, if you only care about you, have some manners, be polite to human beings, and it as a way of
paying itself off. I can't even tell you how many people I've seen get a job, or more importantly, lose a job because of bad manners. Wow. Look at this resume. Wow, Look how qualified this dude is. Wow? Look at this Wow. Look at that shows up five minutes late. If he shakes hands at all, shakes hands like some kind of lip wristed fruit, doesn't look you in the eye, doesn't say please, doesn't say thank you, Ah, peace gone, immediately, disqualified,
immediately disqualified. Manners will make you money, make your life better, and you don't look. Maybe you didn't have the best parents in the world. Maybe they didn't teach you. That's fine, it's not hard. Please, thank you, Yes, sir, no, ma'am. These are things anybody can learn. Look somebody in the eye, have a firm handshake, basic manners. All right, Jesse, my name's Dave. I live in communist Massachusetts, but you wouldn't know that. In my field, I work in electrical supply,
mostly dealing with like minded individuals. However, there's some stuff that comes up that I can't accept. One of them is the subjects around Israel. I've heard on several occasions that the majority of politicians and elites have dual citizenship. There. Some guys think that the original Jews, the Promised Land Jews, are not the same type of Jews that are in control of Israel now, and that Hitler was trying to purge Germany from this type of Jew. They say these
Jews originally came from Georgia. They say the Holocaust numbers are fabricated. What say you says? It's okay to say his name, of course, and I already did. His name is Dave. The concept of Israel and American politics centering around Israel and being around Israel. I have a word for everybody, no matter where you stand on this. This is officially. It is officially up for debate. You can no longer do what's been attempted. You can no longer suppress the debate around this, and there are a ton
of very, very complicated reasons for this. First, let me just say this about the whole thing. It's not near as simple as you're making it out to be. Not near as simple. This issue, the issue about Israel, Israel's influence, Jews, and all this other stuff. It gets dumbed down and simplified by everybody in an effort to simply quash the debate and stop having any kind of an in depth conversation at all. And whenever you're side what maybe you're a total Jew hater. We get those you know to
do this and do that. The Jews ruin every thing when you attempt to simplify everything. Jews are bad, everything's bad, Israel controls everything. You sound like a moron and you get dismissed, and you don't want your argument to be dismissed, right, So don't do that. On the other side of it, Israel has never done anything wrong. There's no influence whatsoever
at all. Everything's on the up and up. Anyone who claims it is an anti semi who wants all juwice today that is so dumbed down and simplified that you make your side look bad. This is a very very complicated thing. It is not simple at all, and so in an effort to offend every single person under the sun, I am going to lay out exactly how I see it, and you can take it from there. And remember you can write in your hate mail whatever it may be Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. There'll be a little
offense in this for everyone in a moment. Hang on, it is a Jesse Kelly's Show on a spectacular Friday about the tackle a question that that should never ever be tackled. But of course I don't worry about offending people, so let's go ahead and tackle it. And probably a lot of people are going to be offended by what
we talked about here. The guy asks questions about about Israel, and that he has people telling him this and that and this and that, and what I've said is that the debate about Israel, about Jews, about America, about dual citizenship, about about all these things. Every side of this issue, or I should say that two different sides of this issue. They both want the issue to be simplified and settled, so we stopped debating the issue. But that cannot be helped now it is an issue that is, it's gone
to the forefront. Now. This is nothing new, and there are a lot of reasons for this, but I think, I think to help explain part of it, we need to rewind a little bit historically. And no we're not we're not gonna talk Holocaust here. It's not that we need to go back further than that. The Romans, when the Romans took over Israel, they found the Jewish people
to be uniquely problematic, uniquely problematic. So they were always having rebellions and not little ones, big ones where they'd be these huge Jewish armies and they would they would, I mean, they really acquitted themselves very well. The Romans just couldn't figure out how to deal with it. Why well, Jewish people, unlike many other peoples around the globe, stick together more. They do. Now. There are a lot of reasons for that when you've been crapped on and oppressed.
But if you have a bunch of Jewish it's not that Jewish people don't have arguments with each other, but they stick together more. If you were to take if you were to take a hundred of them and drop them in to a place where there aren't any they would probably all stay in the same area and work with each other, worship with each other, speak with each other. They have big families. It's more of a communal thing. It's very very communal. And I know that, right, Christ
just pointed at me. Christ just said, very communal. It's a very very communal thing. Well, when the Jewish diaspora happened, the Romans got tired of having to deal with these constant rebellions and the Jews. Remember the Jews were constantly rebelling and the Romans were chafing against it because they believe in the Messiah in Yahweh. Well, in the Roman era of this time, we're talking about Caesar's and emperors. Nobody could be above Caesar, and the Jews were not
going to acknowledge Caesar being above Yahweh. It's a monotheistic religion. There's one God and Caesar, ain't it. And there was always a conflict, right, So the Romans got sick of it. Eventually they scattered the Jews to the winds. You can't stay here. I don't care where you people go. You're not allowed to be in Israel anymore. Clearly, your connection to these lands is a problem. Well, the Jews scattered
to the winds. But when they scattered to the winds, we'll make it about Russia, but it was all over Europe and everywhere else they win. They did what joined together as a community. So if you drop them into a Saint Petersburg, then the Jews of Saint Petersburg are going to live, work, and worship together. Now, let's go beyond debt. They're generally because of the Jewish customs and culture, they're generally going to be more successful than other groups.
Not all the time. And I didn't say Jewish people were superior. I'm not saying that at all, but because of the customs and look, it's the old joke right every day. Seinfeld made this joke a thousand times. When are you a full Jew? When you become a doctor or a lawyer all that? Why are these old stereotypes exist because accomplishment, academic accomplishment, things like that is expected. Chris, am I wrong about that. It's expected, So that's going
to produce more success. Well, now let me ask you something in your neighborhood. Forget to what set chose aside for a moment. Let's say a bunch of Mongolians moved in, one hundred of them. They moved into your town. They moved into your town, and they completely took over one neighborhood. It's now little Mongoli, it's their Mongolia neighborhood. Okay, it happens. That's how, that's what it happens with different people when they get in. But they very quickly. They were making
more money than everyone else in the town. Oh but wait, there's more. Even during the down times, they seem to be doing well, working with each other. What creates more resentment than someone who's doing well when you're doing poorly, it's very very bad, very bad. Now, don't rorry along. This is not gonna be all. It's not gonna all sound pro Israel. And right now I'm about to get to the other side of that in a moment that has caused all kinds of chafing. The religious aspect has
created all kinds of chafing In Europe. It was a very Christian base, whether you call it Catholic or Protestant whatever. For the longest time after the Roman Empire really fail. The worship of Jesus, Jesus being the Lord and Savior was a big, big thing. Jews do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as being the Lord and Savior. That's a huge
religious rift, a huge religious rift. If I make Jesus my everything, if he's my Lord and savior, and you don't even acknowledge it, well if I don't, If I, if I'm that type of person, we're gonna have a problem right now. Me personally, I don't care. You believe what you want, but we're gonna have a problem. It was a huge problem. So now you have a conflict there, then it gets worse, well, worse or better. The Jews
were always being crapped on by everybody. This is pre World War two, this is long pre World War two programs and everything else. They wanted their own homeland. They wanted to go back, I should say, to Israel, to the land of their forefathers, to the land of their ancestors. Well, it wasn't just that they conquered it by moving in, and yes there were rebellions and force of arms and things like that. They chose to use their capital political
and financial capital. They chose to use it internationally to lobby for political assistance from all around the globe, including the United States of America. So you would have wealthy American Jews in the White House in Congress. Hey, we need help, we need assistance, we need this, we need that. Using political capital and finance to come help facilitate the re establishment of a Jewish homeland in Israel. It worked. It worked very well, but it also it chafed on
a lot of people. Wait a minute, so you just lobby the government and now we're helping you set up your homeland. That does I don't care about that. I'm from West Virginia. Why do I care about that? That chafed on people. They didn't for I don't even know if I want to say Israel or Jewish people here. But that kind of international propaganda effort has not gone away, I'll tell you personally. In fact, it just happened to me a couple of weeks ago. A friend of mine
who's Jewish Orthodox jew we're close. He reached out to me and he said, hey, do you want to go on a trip to Israel? And I said, what, I'll just dumb it down for you. A Jewish organization want to do pay for me? And I think ten others who do what I do to come to Israel on a tour. Why it's a paid for tour, first class seats, nice hotels. No, I'm not going, by the way, why are you doing that? That's to help ingrain love of Israel in the voices of people who have a big platform,
thus helping I understand the game. But when people find out that stuff, they say, wait a minute, that seems devious. It seems what Chris what Chris said, It looks It does look kind of scummy. I don't know that I would say it looks scummy, but it exists and it's real, right, it exists and it's real, and that's the kind of thing that shapes. And then your question was about dual citizenship. Look, you know, I mean, I've already been to Israel, the Holy Land. I baptize my son there. You know you
know about that what it means to me. It doesn't look good when they're flying Israeli flags in Congress. It doesn't. It doesn't look good when there are dual citizens of any country in the United States Congress, dual citizenship speaks to dual loyalty is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, I Chris made a point during the break that I do want to piggyback off of real quick before we do this final couple questions here Chris said he knows atheistic Jews
who still show up to synagogue, to his synagogue. Because we were talking about how communal Jews are. I'll just say this, This has taken place in every society where there has been a minority population, no matter what society it is. In fact, a prison's actually a great example of this. If you walked into prison today. Let's say you're a white guy and you walked into prison today, you will be a minority in prison. Prison's mostly made
up of black dudes and latinos. You will be a minority in prison, and you know what else you will do. You will join with the other white inmates and look out for each other because you are a minority. Therefore, you will turtle up as that minority, and you will use your unity as being your true protection because there's not enough of you. If you break up, you won't survive. Society's work in the exact same way, whether we're talking about a religion or a nationality, whatever it may be.
When there is a minority population, the minority population is in general going to be more communal anyway. Now there's a flip side to this that everybody everywhere has to be careful of, because you can see this repeat itself time and time again throughout history. When you have a minority population that has been oppressed or abused, they will really really turtle up and join together, all right, They'll become communal. And then there's a second step to this
that happens all the time. They will become so reflexively hostile to anybody who any perceived attack, real or perceived attack, that they can in fact end up doing some really crappy things that make the entire group look terrible. You see this in America's black community today. All the time black people have been crept on repeatedly in the history of this country. We're talking beyond slavery, the segregation and everything else. It understandably had black people become more communal.
I just saw pool yesterday that showed by a two to one margin, black people are more likely to identify by their race than any other group in the United States of America. People made a big deal of it. It's an obvious point of course they would they were the oppressed minority group, so therefore they are going to be more communal and identify more with that. That's the
good part of it. The bad part of it is how many times have you seen some scumbag on TV defending a black criminal who did something terrible just for the color of his skin. You see that, and what happens. It makes all black people look bad, which isn't fair, but it makes all black people look bad when you see I'll sharpen it on television again defending the serial
murderer because of the color of his skin. It makes everyone look bad on the Israel front, the Jewish front, because this is now a debate that's going to be front and center. I saw somebody, I forget her name, somebody, a pretty prominent person, was talking. You know what the Blaze is. I'm not affiliated with the Blaze. I have some friends with the Blaze, but the Blaze. She accused the Blaze of being heavily anti Israel, anti Semitic. You're
kidding me, Glenn Beck practically lives in Israel. What do you when you start saying things like that, when you start getting so over the top with your defense, you can easily make yourself look like the bad guy. Easily make yourself look like the bad guy. All right, let's move on, Jesse. If you could go back in time to the begin beginning of human history, what one thing would you change? If you could only change one thing easily,
I would stop the assassination of Archduke Frans Ferdinand. The assassination of Archduke Frans Ferdinand, in case you don't know, is what actually kicked off World War One. And the more I read and learn about World War One and World War Two and the not just the loss of life, the historical artifacts that were destroyed forever, the I mean the communist revolution. Think about that's one hundred million people
right there, communism. Catch it the death brought about by communism taking hold when you really take into account what World War One kicked off, because remember, there's no World War II without World War One kicking off World War One. Honestly, death at that scale, it's part of the reason so many people died in World War One. It was just unimaginable.
That's not what war was. Yeah, you'll take half a million troops and I'll take half a million troops, and we'll have a couple big battles and at the end of it, I'll have lost seventy thousand and you'll have lost one hundred thousand. And that's bad. But okay, then the war's over. One hundred thousand was a bad month. Here's a million gone, a million gone, a million gone, loss of life like the world had never seen. And World War One was much smaller, a fraction of what
World War iiO brought about, infinitely bigger. The death and destruction and loss of life that came that was sparked by that assassination is so sad to me when I have old man's sentimental moments, like when we did the World War one history this week about the White War. Half you loved it, half you hated it. I don't care. I enjoyed it. But when we did that this week, it was so sad thinking about all those men up
there freezing, dying in the mountains. It's so awful, and all of it came from that, and they didn't even have relief factor. What Chris can you imagine the aches and pains you would have in thirty below in the mountains. All that mountain climbing and hiking, your knees would be killing you. That's why you need one hundred percent drug free solution. What they needed was relief Factor. Relief Factor is a supplement developed by doctors. Your body's trying to
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Thing emails we didn't get to. Hello dance Master Jesse. You've often regaled us with stories of your unique dance style, springtime brings, prom season and backyard dance parties. Your sons might be asking for some dancing pointers. How much time are you spending showing them your best? Wild Man Kelly moves well that's not nice. Two ob says that it's like dancing with the grizzly Bear, and that's not very
nice either. I feel like I'm a lot better dancer than I get credit for what Chris do Jesse as Jasmin Crockett, Crockett continues her tirades. Do you think she will end up going the way of Jamal Bowman and Corey Bush are the way of AOC? I think Jamal. I think Jasmine Crockett's going to be gone before long. I don't think it'll be next election cycle. But she's obviously fallen in love with the fame. She can't stop speaking, saying dumb things. She's enjoying getting famous. And remember you're
not allowed to make problem for the elite communists. Where's Jamal Bowman today? Where's Corey Bush? Oh? Not in Congress anymore. I'll talk to you Monday. That's all.