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Speaker 1

It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. What a week it has been. Oh, look at this the US military.

Speaker 2

It looks like the American media has discovered fiscal responsibility again. We'll talk about that in just a moment, as it pertains to illegals. Along those lines, we'll talk about Taco Bell and I'm pretty sure I have a teacher who emailed in who's trying to date one of his former students. All that and so much more is coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But you know, the communist uses many, many tactics to try to destroy

you and weaken your resolve to stop him. This is well known by anyone who listens to this show or just simply pays attention at all. People know this one of the ones. One of the things they do that amuses me to no end, though, is when they try to get fiscally responsible as soon as you take power. I just want to before I get to this story about Guatemala, I want to do you remember the Inflation Reduction Act, the IRA. Just just let's just walk down

memory lane for a moment. Democrats, with the help of Republicans. Of course, as usual, they passed while everyone was suffering from inflation, suffering badly from inflation. This is when inflation was at its peak. Because these people are monsters and don't care about the American people, they put together a one trillion dollar bill that was simply a green New

Deal giveaway to wind mill companies and solar companies. They took a trillion dollars of your money while you couldn't afford eggs, and they handed out to all their campaign downers. Democrats did that, and not only did they do that a trillion dollar bill, they passed a trillion dollar bill which obviously doesn't have anything to do with inflation at all. And these shameless demons actually called it the Inflation Reduction Act, a trillion dollar bill. The American media couldn't be bothered

to say a word about the cost. I wake up today to this headline from Reuters. US military deportation flight to Guatemala likely costs more than forty six hundred dollars per migrant, way more than a first class ticket. They get fiscally responsible the second you try to stop the revolution when it comes to pushing the revolution forward, well, at any cost, but it does it matter. We will spare no expense when it comes to burning this country down.

But the second you get power back and you try to slow these animals down, no, we can't afford that. All of a sudden, they all sound like Chris when the bill comes just total t rex arms. Oh my gosh, that's exactly what we're dealing with here, Jesse. Why should I be happy housing thirty thousand illegals at GITMO because their home countries don't want the worst of the worst, free medical, bad food, whatever. I hope it's just a

stopping off point. What do you think? Okay, so a couple points on this, and Trump brought this up yesterday himself. The problem with a lot of these illegals, especially the worst of the worst of the worst, is this when they go back home, because we've deported many of these people back home, they come back. How many times have you read a headline or a story about some illegal doing something terrible and then as you read down through the paragraph, you'll find out he was deported back in

twenty sixteen. He's been deported twice. He's been deported this remember a lot of these people come from not only third world dump countries, they are born and raised criminals, meaning that's all they know. And that may not make any sense to you, or maybe you've flirted with walking on the wild side, or even if you are a criminal. I know we have one percent of biker gangs who listened to this show, which is hilarious and awesome to me. But we have biker gangs and criminals who listened to

the show. It's fine, fine, It's really cool, by the way, but anyway, it's fine. But I'm talking about somebody who was a born and bred criminal. You know what that's like. I don't. I mean, you were born and your dad's a criminal, your mom's a criminal, your grandma's a criminal. I told you this story before I was watching that documentary. It was about the bloods and crips. I forget channel. It was on HBO or something like that, and they they were interviewing this gang banger and he was a

young man at this point in time. He won't grow to be an old man. He'll be dead or in prison. He was a young man, i'd say, in his twenties, and he was just talking about his childhood, never knew his dad, surprise, surprise, and mom was a crack dealer. Grandma was a crack dealer, and the cops raided his home. I forget how old he was. He was small, five or six years old, and his grandma was giving him drugs to hide from the cops. Now, I don't know what your grandma was like. We'll set aside one of

mine because she was a freaking spawn of Satan. But the other one, my grandma made homemade bread. She was a farmer's wife and a farmer herself. If you went to my grandma's house, she'll feed you some homemade bread, and then she'll go to her garden where she would loudly fart as she picked green beans. I'm not making that up, but that's my grandma. She went to church when we stayed at grandma house. You got up on

Sunday and you went to church with Grandma and Grandpa. Now, this guy, his grandma gave him crack to hide when the cops came in. There are people who are born and bred criminals, and you look at their background and say to yourself, what chance did that guy have? Okay,

so let's go back to the illegal talk. When you have a place like we'll call it El Salvador because it's been famous for this forever, you go up like an animal, and the influences in your life are animals in certain parts of it, not the whole place, and certain the influences in your life are animals. It's all gangs and violence and drugs and murders and stabbings and things like that. And maybe you get out, maybe the

government pushes you out, but maybe you get out. How many criminal connections do you think those guys have to get them into America? Lots of them. Let's say you get into America, and then, of course, because that's the only thing you know is being a predator, you'll pray on Americans. And then eventually, let's say you get caught, and as long as a Democrat is in an office, they'll want to deport you, or maybe they will deport you. But you still have the same phone number for the

same guys who brought you here before. It's not like it's hard to get back. You're not gonna stay down in El Salvador. You're gonna go back to Seattle, where those losers will let you stay forever. The people in the government, not the people of Seattle, by the way, although some of them are dumb too, but you understand what I mean. So why ship them to Guantanamo? As Trump said, lots of these guys just come back. We ship them out of here and they come back. That's

one two we need because they keep coming back. We need a deterrent so they don't want to get deported again. Meaning, if I find an animal on my streets, a multi time felon who's not supposed to be here, it's not enough to just drive him right down to the airport, hand him a couple of tacos, and ship him back to Guatemala. Where's the real punishment there? This is an animal. He doesn't care about that. You have to give this animal some form of punishment or he will turn around

and he will just simply come right back. Well, I personally have never stepped foot in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, but I serve with a lot of my marine buddies who have. They were signed there at one point or another. Sounds like a really fun place to be stationed. If you're a marine, It does not sound like a fun place to be a resident, meaning to be one of the prisoners there does not sound like an enjoyable experience. No, I wish we didn't have to feed and hows all

these people. But if you're one of these animals who's made your way into this country from Tajikistan, and you're just a born and bred violent scumbag, you are not going to enjoy your time in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba at all. We have to find a way to give them a disincentive, and deportation alone is not enough of a disincentive. Now, we can sit and dream about these things all you want, but we are a civilized country. We're not going to pull these guys' fingernails out on live television or stuff

like that. And as much as we may dream about it, we're sadly never going to get to the place where we feed pedophiles to sharks. That's just not where we're at. But we can do things that are unpleasant and uncomfortable and disincentivize these people from coming here to violate our sovereignty in our citizens. I love the idea of gem but this actually comes back to my idea that I've been I remain very serious about it. I'm not at

all kidding. I hope you didn't think my Greenland idea was just for radio, even though I totally stole it from a listener. And I forgot prison camps in Greenland exclusively for illegals and government workers who've been busted for crimes. What Chris, Oh, we could do the show from Greenland, But why would I want to? Can you imagine how wretched the food is? Ooh, I could be the warden. I'd be a great warden. I've seen shash Ank redemption

so many times. Yes, I would, Chris. I may be a little corrupt, but it would be a blast, a total blast to your promo code. Jesse, do you think we are better off now that Trump lost the twenty twenty election? Said stay with me. I'm going somewhere with this. That's not very nice. On one hand, Bud and got us into this mess, so on and so forth. What say you? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. A wonderful asked doctor Jesse Friday. So the guy asked

the question, that was a very interesting question. Do I think we're better off that Trump lost the twenty twenty election or had it stolen from him? Honestly, do I think we're better off. And it's a difficult question to answer, but that's let's walk through that. Well, what they did for four years to this country, the amount of devastation we will feel it for a very, very very long time. Just the immigration alone, they brought in how many twenty

What number were we going to use? We're all making up a number because no one knows. We'd call it twenty million. We're going to deport twenty million. No, we're not. We're not not even close to that pace. That alone devastating for your country. I don't want to be dismissive over Afghanistan. Our reputation internationally took a hit that will take a long time to recover from what they did to us. What the Biden administration did to us was significant. It

was a brutal four years. That said, the difference between Donald Trump second term and first term, they're so different. As I've said before, I don't even know if he's the same person. The Trump in the first term had the same values that Trump of the second term does, but he had no earthly idea how to implement those values in the correct way, how to hire and fire the right people. He just didn't know, and he's practically admitted that on stage in front of me. So I

feel totally comfortable saying it. This is something Trump himself acknowledges. He walked in there lost as a river duck, and they ate him alive. They absolutely ate him a lot, chewed him up and spit him out, even COVID. What's the story of COVID. You remember my frustration with Trump with everything back then? Fifteen days to slow the spread? Do you remember how much I was screaming about that?

But why why did Trump fail in that moment? Why when Fauci came and sat down in front of him and said, fifteen days to slow the spread, just shut down the economy? Why did he fail? He failed in that moment because he didn't yet fully understand and accept that the federal government is occupied by hostile actors who cannot be trusted. You know, So when you're looking at the FBI, if you're Donald Trump, you still think, Wow, the great men and women are the FBI. Sure, there's

a couple of bad actors in there. But then he gets the twenty twenty election taken from him. Then they shot him in the head. Then they charged him with crime after crime and jurisdiction after jurisdiction across the country. The FBI raided his home. We kind of gloss over that because he was also shot and convicted of felonies which were ridiculous. But to think what that means for you,

and I don't know about you. I've never had my home raided by the cops, But wouldn't that be something that would stick with you if right now at home, the cops kicked in my front door and they went rooting through all of my stuff. That's the kind of thing I think I would hang on to for quite a while. A long time. They turned Donald Trump one point oh into Donald Trump two point oh because the

demons couldn't control themselves Communists. I brought it up earlier in the show, but think, really, really, think for a moment how completely surrounded by communists you felt, even a few years ago, not just in the White House and not just talking about Joe Biden. Culturally, it was like it was everywhere. We woke up one day and they had everything, and you couldn't you couldn't buy you couldn't buy a pack of Oreos without getting bludgeoned with black

Lives Matter propaganda. It was just overnight. The communists took over Aunt Jemima. They took the freaking Indian lady off the Lando Lakes, butter with insanity, statues of Thomas Jeffers coming down, the Great Robert E. Lee coming down. They're just crazy. It was nuts. And now think where we are now, why why has there been such a backlash? Because communists cannot control themselves. It's their great strength and their great weakness. They always live to destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy.

I need the next thing, I need the next thing, I need the next thing, more and more, more and more and more. And they got to a place where they almost had complete control of everything. And what do they do? All the worst crap you could possibly do. They did everything you could do to ensure the American people would hate them for it. They couldn't stop themselves. Hey, we have it all, open up the border. No, that's not enough, bring in all the demons. Haha. Hey, let's

pass a tree into all the bill. We'll call it the Inflation Reduction Act. How that'll be fun. Hey Trump, Hey, let's shoot him in the head. Oh yeah, wait a minute, we'll have him arrested here and we'll have him arrested here, and we'll have him arrested here. Yet we're getting guys, we're winning. And they woke up one day and the American people completely rejected that evil And now you see

a loss that they are just completely lost. The Donald Trump, the mega effective Donald Trump we've seen for the first two weeks, is a million times better than the first Donald Trump. I don't know if all the damage done in the last four years made it worth it, but it sure might have. They are approaching the communist infection in this government with a vigor. How about that for a word. With a vigor I've never seen in my lifetime. They are rooting it out, root and stem. They're getting

rid of it. I think it's awesome. Did you see about the government websites? You see that today I'll tell you about I'll talk about that in the moment. It is the Jesse Kelly on a Friday, reminding you you can email the show love Hey, death threatcher, ask doctor Jesse questions. All those can be emailed the now Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. One more word on the Trump administration and their efforts to root out the filth

in the government. Have you noticed they keep shutting things down in a blanket way, meaning this meaning a Remember almost immediately Donald Trump came out and he said, hey, NIH, FDA, CDC, no more public communication period of any kind. Shut it down. Nothing from you. I'll let you know when you can start again. Remember that, Remember the we were told there's a there's an aid freeze. Trump's putting a freeze on aid? Which what was that? And it wasn't medicaid. That everyone

who told you that was a lie. It was this money going to all these NGOs and things like that. Everything stops, every single thing stops. We're reviewing everything. Today it came out that Trump is shutting down some federal government websites up. This website's no longer functioning temporarily. Of course, this is not functioning. Nope, can't go here. What's happening there. Well, here's what's happening the federal government. Think about the federal government,

all the employees of the federal government. Well, this is something that's widely known that employees who work for the federal government, well over ninety percent of them vote Democrat every time. So we're dealing with vast quantities of people who are likely committed communists. The Trump administration is getting in there and they're doing like one of the first things he did this morning was, hey, this pronoun crap

in your email signature. That's find goodbye, get rid of that other He's trying to root out the filth from in there. The reason you're seeing these shutdowns, resistance is rising up. The communists are doing what they do and they're attempting to do what they did do successfully to him the first time, and that stop or slow roll his agenda from within the government. Well, Trump two point oh learned from the failures of Trump one point oh,

and he's cutting that off immediately. Nope, nope, stop, nope, absolutely nope. You're not allowed to say anything at all, period. And a story he tried to fire a bunch of people at USAID and one of the head cheeses at USAID said, this is ridiculous. You can't do that. They just fired him immediately, Boom, you're gone, goodbye, get out. They are fighting against an internal resistance, an internal communist resistance is taking place inside the federal government. That's why

you keep getting these shutdowns. Nope, shut that down, shut this down, shut that down. Hey, Jesse, there's a girl from high school, a year leader, a year younger. She found me on Facebook and thanked me for teaching her geometry. Plus she copied me, I replied, and we had a couple of dates. Everything is fine, but last night she says she's gluten free. She said, if I eat any gluten, I'll be on the toilet all night long. Jesse, that's

a deal breaker. Do you agree? Okay, First, I read this wrong the first time when you said she thanked you for teaching her geometry. I took this as you being her geometry teacher, and now you're dating the girl. Clearly that's not the case there, So thankfully we're going to move on past that. The gluten free thing is not the end of the world, as long as she doesn't do it to you. You know, Ab, you know,

ob Bob is one of these health freaks. I'm talking, look at all the ingredients and this and everything has to be natural, and I mean, one of these real health types. Well then there's me. Now she works on me, and you know, she makes me that healthy SMOOTHI I complain about every single morning, and she's on it. But she understands there are limits, and as long as she understands there are limits for how far into her camp I'm gonna go, then we're fine. For instance, I brought

it up before Hamburger Helper. I'm white trash. I can't help that. That's how I'm born. That's how I was born, That's how I was raised. The Kellys are white trash. That's who we are. I eat Hamburger Helper. I love Hamburger Helper. I live for Hamburger Helper. Bob understands that, and she understands because I'm me, I'm going to eat Hamburger Helper. She has decided, fine, I'll make it at home. At least we'll stop making it for you out of the box. I'll make it at home. I'll put all

the fresh cheeses and stuff like that. And hers is ten times better than anything I get in the box anyway. So as long it's fine that she's gluten free, as long as she's willing to work with you on it and not push it onto you. What Chris what see? Chris said, how do you work on that? Well, I'll tell you, ah, this is more just for her health reasons. She doesn't do really carbs and stuff like that, but

there's no working on it. Like if we're eating at home, she will either make for herself a salad of some kind, or like if the boys and I are having chicken pasta, we do this kind of thing a lot. She'll make like an alfredo pasta and throw some grilled chicken on there, or something like that. She'll throw the grilled chicken on her salad. When you go out to a restaurant, it gets even easier. We were all in the mood for Mexican food the other day, me, the fellas, me the boys.

We went out and we got this big vat of beef fijidas. She got a big bull of this hardy chicken potato Mexican soup. She's sitting there happy as a clam. Me and the fellas are maling some fajitas. Every single person will speaking of Mexican food. Dear Maestro of the nose whistle, it's not very nice. I often can you hear you singing the praises of taco bell on your show? My question is, do you love taco bell because there is one on every corner, or is it legitimately your

favorite fast food joint? I ate Taco Bell as much as the next guy, but I think there are better, albeit less convenient options out there. What say you, Well, you know how I told you. I generally order food most days from me Chris Corey, and we have to get it delivered. We're not gonna leave. We're here working super hard. We have to get it delivered. I would say, once a month, Chris, we get Taco Bell. Chris said more than Okay, Chris says, more than once a month,

we get Taco Bell. No, I genuinely love it. I'm sorry, I can't help it. I love it. I love it. I know it's not good, so I try to not eat it much anymore. I realize that it's terrible for you, and now that I'm forty three, I have to start making some healthier eating decisions. I understand all that, but I love it. Chris brings up a good point. The menu does change too much. They just the Taco Bell. Are you listening right now? You just brought back the

Mechsi melt. The chicken Mechsi melt maybe the greatest thing Taco Bell ever did. And it was there for me my entire childhood. And then they took it away like heartless monsters. And then it was just a few weeks ago they had some nostalgia menu they were going to bring back, and boom, Chicken Mexi Ma right back on the menu. I started getting them again. I swear they were better than they'd ever been before. A couple of days ago, I go back to Taco Bell, Mexi Melt's gone.

That's just cruel You can't take somebody to the mountaintop and then just drop them off. But you can't. You can't give somebody a little taste of heaven and then return them to earth. That's cruelty. When it comes to the Mexi Meount, you can't just reintroduce the Mexi meult for a week and then take it away from people. That would be wrong, is that? Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, A

wonderful ask Doctor Jesse Friday. It has been a great day, an incredible week, and we will see what what tomorrow comes with all the terror of stuff, We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1

Right now, has made a decision on the Canada and Mexico herits someone that they want to actually the implement until March first.

Speaker 2

I was wondering if he could confirm that and need to talk to groot some of the present state.

Speaker 3

I saw that report and it is false. I was just with the President in the Oval Office and I can confirm that tomorrow the February first deadline that President Trump put into place, that a statement several weeks ago continues. The President will be implementing tomorrow a twenty five percent tariffs on Mexico, twenty five percent tariffs on Canada, and a ten percent tariff on China for the illegal fetanyl that they have sourced and allowed to distribute into our country,

which has killed tens of millions of Americans. These are promises made and promises kept by the President.

Speaker 2

Justin Trudeau is scared this will be devastating for the Canadian economy and the Canadian people. He is doing the best he can to say, look at how we're We're doing the best we can.

Speaker 4

Patrol helicopters began monitoring the border earlier this week, and new canine teams, along with imaging tools, are being deployed to detect and stop the flow of fentanyl. Meanwhile, our previously implemented border measures are already showing results.

Speaker 2

Ye got it, and he lobbied back a counter threat, which I am assuming he will follow through.

Speaker 4

All demonstrates that we are committed to the Canada US relationship, committed to upholding the safety and security of our shared border, and while we will continue to explain that Canada is the trading partner of the United States needs for its long term prosperity and global security. Canada has steel, an aluminum, critical minerals, clean and affordable energy, stable democratic institutions, shared values,

and the best workers in the world. Right now, we're showing the new American administration that they have a strong partner in Canada when it comes to upholding border security, all while simultaneously underscoring that we won't that if tariffs are implemented against Canada, we will respond. We won't relent.

Speaker 2

His response is going to be counter tariffs. Mexico will undoubtedly respond in kind. Remember ten percent tariffs for China are coming tomorrow as well, and they will respond in kind. We are about to embark on a trade war. This will not be the first one of these in history. And I don't know how this will turn out, And anyone telling you they do know, doesn't know what they're talking about. I don't know. Maybe Canada blinks in a week, Maybe we blink eventually, I don't think. Look, the counter

tariffs are going hurt. They're gonna hurt us too, not just Canadians. It'll hurt Americans, It'll hurt Mexicans. It'll hurt the street animals out into the streets. It's not as if that funding is gone, but that dark money funding network knows that. Now eyes are on it enough, people have talked about it for enough time, for long enough that people are aware. The next time you see a Black Lives Matter protests, look at them. They're marching through

the streets of Chicago. Yes, there are five hundred people at that protest. Four hundred and ninety of them are just morons who went to the streets when someone else was. But the ten people who are leading it, they are paid communist actors, paid to be there, paid to run their organizations. They whip everyone up in a frenzy and

get people marching down towards foot locker. That's how they do these things, Doctor Kelly, be honest, if you had to hire someone to install your garage shelves, you definitely need someone else to lift the heavy item that goes onto those shelves. My guess is your son's finally outpaced their old man. Okay, no, I lifted not only the highest things, but the heaviest things. I did end up doing something I'm not thrilled about. I had a really

heavy box and everyone was there. My boys are watching, and OB's watching, so I can't look like a woofs. And I wanted it up in the attic and She's like, we should, a bunch of us should go, and I said, I'll get it myself. And so I'm pushing the box with one arm ahead of me up the attic. You know, ladders slash stairs. Everyone knows what attic stairs look like. And I got it all the way to the top.

And this thing, this sucker, was heavy, and I was maneuvering it and Ob and the boys are watching, which is I'm sweating, you know, my muscles are shaking. But I can't look like a woofs in front of my boys, in front of Ob. But then it got caught on this little nail when I was trying to move it over right at the top of the ladder, and I definitely said a potty word, and it was it was loud. It was a loud pottyword, and I wished that had not happened. Boys only dad talks like that. Anyway, I'll

see you on Monday. That's all

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