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Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

Feb 22, 202533 min
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Speaker 1

It is Jesse Kelly's show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, how could you play that song there and not during our Vietnam segment? Man, Gosh, that gets me in the mood. Gets me in the mood. We have all kinds of stuff coming up this hour, and I don't even know. I don't have any idea how we're going to get through all of it. But there's a lot. There's a lot where you might even touch

on some revolutionary war stuff. I did want to play this little bit one more time from this a report from Fox News.

Speaker 2

So, the San Diego NGO says it's shelter has had not a single migrant walk through its door since President Trump took office. They're now closing that shelter down and laying off more than one hundred employees. They say because of Trump's border policies and is ending of their federal funding. Jewish Family Service San Diego has been running a rapid respect.

Speaker 1

I didn't make this point. I saw someone else make the point, and I did not write down his name. And so if you're listening and you're the one who made the point, I want you to know that I stole this from you. I'm sorry. I actually am genuinely sorry. I can't give you credit because it's a wonderful point. But he said, if you're an NGO that can't survive without government funding, you're not an NGO, You're a government organization.

And I don't want to throw on this because I'm in such a great mood and it's Friday and we're basically at the weekend. How much of our money has been blood sucked from our wallet and spent on LGBTQ air Force stuff, on filling up our country with barbarians, on all the climate change filth. Our money funded all of it. We funded all of it. Those scumbags in the Democrat Party, they took our money and spent it on every one of their causes. It's it would be.

It would be the equivalent of a Republican getting elected and grabbing one hundred million dollars and ensuring that every American is given an AR fifteen. That's what it would be. That's the equivalent of it. You filthy communists who hate listen, how would that make you feel if I got elected president and I taxed you, and I took your money and bought a bunch of people. Ar fifteen's with it? How would it make you feel? That's how we feel with your filthy Oh gosh, I can't stand these people,

Master shed builder. Let's say there's a new technology that produces many versions of any animal. Which would you want a house cat sized lion, a dog sized rhino, a gorilla that can fit in the palm of your hands. Okay, first, I wouldn't want a house cat sized lion because I don't like cats anyway. That's one two cats will hurt you. Those claws are sharp. Imagine adding a lion's aggression to that. That doesn't sound like any fun at all. A dog sized rhino? Do you know what Fred does? You do?

What he did? Actually last night during the hockey game. So in in our house, we have rules when it comes to the anthem, even if we're in the house. It's not just at baseball games or whatever. If you're wearing a hat, you will take it off and you will stand up, and you will shut up, and you will put your hand over your heart from the national anthem. That is how it is done in our house. Those are the Kelly House rules period. End of story. Last night,

the family I ordered them all. I made them all. The boys don't even watch hockey. I didn't even watch hockey on TV. I love it in person, but I don't even watch hockey. But I told them, I texted them all. I said, you will be here, you will root for America. These colors don't run, you know, the Kelly family. The boys got into it, so me odd. The boys will gather around. And now I'm watching this on replay because they had to do the show. A little bit of a delay here. But the national anthem

comes on. Everyone stands up, put their hand over their heart. They start singing the national anthem. Fred is I want to say needy, but that really doesn't fully fully drive home what he is. Uh, doctor Dennis Black, You know doctor Dennis Black of Rough Greens. He has a golden doodle too, and he's He joked with me one night when we were at dinner. He said, you know what, people ask what kind of dog it is? I say, he's an attention hound. They he lives for affection. That's

all he wants. He wants, he wants snuggles and pets and things like that. I stand up, Everyone stands up, and no one's paying attention to Fred. Everybody's in the living room. Fred's not getting any affection and no one's even talking to him. So he does what he normally does. He sits down in front of me and looks up at me with those huge puppy doguys, and then he starts wagging his tail a little bit, because that normally works on oh, never on me. But that what Chris,

it doesn't. And he starts wagging his tail. But then, because he's rude, that didn't work because the anthem's on, he goes up with his snout and nails me in the in the in the private area, just nails me in the private area. Now, now, what do you think about your dog sized rhino? How does that work? What if the rhino's needy like Fred, I'd be Pete Boodajetge today. That's that's what it would be. Here's what I want.

If I had to have a mini animal, I would get a swimming pool, and I want a mini whale, not not deadly. What Chris, why are you making that face? Listen? What do you mean why a whale? They're not dangerous. I want to go swim with it and we would swim together. Why are you making this face? We would swim laps around the pool and the whale. I would teach the whale to kind of blow water on ob if she's ever by the pool. We would actually be

all laying out. Ah, bring me a mic tie and I'd say, hey, whale, and I don't know what I would name him Jonah or something like that, Hey, get her and he would blow with it. It'd be awesome. What is that called a blowhole or whatever it is. And I don't want him that many either. I want him two three feet. I want a decent sized whale, and I would feed him. I dump little fish in the pool. My pool can take fish. I would dump little fish in the pool. Gosh, I want a whale

so bad, Jesse. First off, I'm glad you haven't learned the lesson to break Chris privately. Second, there are close members of my family, including kids, who have only the most superficial view of politics. That's so maddening engaging with them at all on politics because all they know is what their friends said or what they say on social media. Look, I understand it gets frustrating. Don't spend your time beating your head against the wall. Because you're informed and they're not.

Learn to let it go. Every now and then people look, especially especially younger people. This is not an indictment on younger people or kids or anything like that. You're still learning what you think about life and how you look at life. And your friend have such a tremendous influence on you that unless you have a real, real understanding of things, oh you're gonna spout off is whatever your friends have said before. You know, my son James, I I just so adore that kid. Oh I endure them both,

but he's my news junkie kid. He's the one. It's hilarious. I will tell me that, you know, because oftentimes I'm not there when they're eating dinner. I will make dinner for the boys, and she'll have my show on. They'll be listening to my show while while they're eating dinner. James will rudely kind of if people are talking, he'll get up and he'll go turn up the radio to drown everyone out so he can listen. He's my news junkie kids. My boy dad, would you talk about on

your show today? Dad? You see what Trump did? That stuff? And I love it. I love it. One thing that I've been talking to James about and he's been great about this is don't just listen to what I say and go regurgitate that or whoever your whoever your favorite radio or podcast or TV, whoever, whoever your favorite is. I'm not saying don't keep listening to your favorites. Right, of course, listen to your favorites. That's how we all

I've done, That's what I do. You know, you read something, you watch something, you kind of you learn, learn how you feel about things. And one of the things I've loved doing with both of them is asking them their opinion and having them think through something like the tariff stuff. With Trump, you know, there are very different on the right. There are very different economic ways of thinking. On the left they're just dirty communists, but on the right they're

the Republican Party has come and gone. When it comes to do you want your markets to be free? It should should trade be free? Or should you do kind of the fair trade the tariff thing, and obviously Trump is more in that camp. We had a wonderful conversation on the way to school because that got in the car and James said, well, what do you think about the tariffs, And I said, well, what do you think? Do you want to stand what tariffs are? Do you

understand what trade is? And I kind of laid out what they are, and I said, boys, now have an opinion, what do you think about it? They might just surprise you. And more than anything, you're teaching them how to think on their own. You know, I don't want little drone little clones as boys. I want boys who know how to think. But learning how to think about things that also has to be taught. And you can, honestly, there are some really really brilliant young people out there who've

been taught in that way. You figure it out, question things, and no matter what your age is, maybe this is your favorite show. Of course, it's your favorite show. What Chris, maybe this is your favorite show. Don't just take everything I say and repeat it. Don't take everything I say and believe it. I don't mean I'm lying to you. I'm not, but maybe I'm wrong. You don't know. You think it through and you come up with your own opinion on things. That's what we all need to be thinkers,

all of us thinkers. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and asked doctor Jesse Friday. I do so enjoy these little remember our little daily snippets from the press conferences. Remember it used to be corin diversity higher just lying about everything or saying something really dumb, and we had to sit there and suffer through it. Today, well, pretty much every day we get to enjoy Caroline Lovitt beating these idiots up there.

Speaker 3

There should be no secret about the fact that this administration is committed to cutting waste, fraud and abuse. The President campaigned on that promise, Americans elected him on that promise, and he's actually delivering on it. And this is something that Democrats promise they would do for decades. President Trump is just the first president to get it done. Why is the media so against cutting waste, fraud and abuse from the government.

Speaker 1

I don't get it.

Speaker 3

We won't be deterred. We will not be deterred from people like you and the press who are clearly adamantly opposed to cutting waste, fraud and abuse. But we know that American taxpayers at home, who have been struggling with an inflationary crisis, don't want their tax dollars going towards crazy DEI programs and countries overseas. They also don't like the fact that there has been seventy one billion dollars worth of fraud in Social Security and improper payments going

out the door. That's a problem that needs to be fixed, and President Trump is going to fix it.

Speaker 1

Dang, she's brutal. It's amazing. Oh, I forgot. We haven't asked doctor Jesse. Question from Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey would you rather bowl three hundred or hit a hole in one? And for me, this is a no brainer, and that's bowl three hundred. And here's why I've never hit a hole in one. I'm not a good golfer, but I can golf. Ya, I'm not missing the ball off the tee, but I'm once a year. Once a year, my buddies will hit me up. Or usually it's for work.

You know. I've always said you really should teach your sons how to golf because so many business deals are still done on the golf course. That's not just an old way of thinking, it's true. What mainly, you don't want to be the guy when the boss says, hey, you want to go golf and I don't know how like you don't want to be that. But so I can golf and I can bowl, but I'm also not a good bowler. I would say one fifty. I'm not

a good bowler. I'll get a strike or two a game, but I'm gonna throw a gutter in there once or twy. I can bowl, I can golf. I'm not good at either, which I know that's amazing because of what an amazing athletic freak I am. But I would much rather bowl three hundred. And I'll explain why a hole in one. It is obviously a very very difficult thing to do. Even professional golf golfers hardly ever get it done. But anyone can really do it. You'd need a lot of skill,

I admit that. But you also if you don't have that skill, you can do it with a lot of luck.

Speaker 2

Me.

Speaker 1

I bet you. I bet you my golf handicap is thirty. That's how bad I am. I bet if I golfed eighteen holes, I bet i'd ninety to one hundred. I bet you that's what I'd hit. And yet if I golfed long enough, I would hit a hole in one. Bowling three hundred, you cannot luck into bowling three hundred. If you're bowling three hundred, that took effort, sustained effort, over a period of time to get you to the place where you are able to even flirt with bowling

three hundred. I'll make this about me. How many times have you heard somebody do a political rant, either online or on radio or on television and you thought it was really really well done and really sharp, and maybe after you heard it, maybe you decided, wow, that was really good. I like that guy, I like that girl. I might a subscribe to their podcast or listen to their radio shum or something like that, and then you never kind of got that again, or rarely did you

get that again. Yes, lightning in a bottle was caught, but ongoing, sustained excellence for me has always been more important than one big blowout. You know, I'll make it about sports the picture. How many pitchers have you seen out there who have thrown a no hitter? It happens every season, it happens, And that's tough. You faced twenty seven guys and put down twenty seven guys. WHOA, that's tough.

You got them all out. That's amazing. But how many guys have pitched a one hitter or a hitter, I mean, never did it again, and you never really heard from him again. No All Star Games, no nothing. One day you were amazing. Yeah, but you're telling me that's more impressive than the guy who has a ten year professional baseball career. He makes the All Star Games six or seven times, but never pitches a no hitter. I think that's a no brainer. Which one's more and more impressive?

Long term, ongoing, sustained excellence is underrated every single day, every single day. I was talking to a good buddy of mine, a business partner of mine, actually, Chris balf He's brilliant, brilliant, one of the probably the smartest person I've ever met in my life, and we were talking about he was looking for some talent for a show. I want to I want to do this, I want that. And I asked him, I said, what has taken so long?

He's been looking for a while, he said, Jesse, you know how hard it is to find someone who can care a one hour TV show by themselves? Every day said anyone can do it a segment, anyone can do it one day. How many people can show up? What two hundred shows a year and do it said, it's almost impossible to find it ongoing excellence. All right, let's move on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and asked doctor Jesse Friday, don't forget. You can

email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You know, also leave us a five star review and subscribe on iart, Spotify iTunes. Make sure that review discusses how big my hands are, jar head Jesse. With the new Secretary Defense, do you think that there will be more Mustang officers? As the saying goes and CEOs make the world go around. Yeah, I think we're gonna have a lot of more a lot of improvements militarily across the board. But yeah, I

could see us having more Mustangs. Mustangs are guys who go from enlisted to being officers. That's called a Mustang. Not always, but generally they are very very good guys because they have an understanding of what the guys on the ground go through. Sometimes officers can really struggle because you go through your officer school and then you don't go through college and you graduate and you show up and you are in charge. Right, You're in charge in

our Marine corporatoon. You have all these grunts in there in the Marine corporatoon, and some of these guys are three four year guys, non commissioned officers, enlisted guys, three four years of training, ditches, trenches, knowing what's up, knowing how to do things. You walk into that platoon fresh off of college campus, and you're in charge, but you don't actually understand them. You don't understand what they understand. And so Mustangs can be great. You don't have to

be a Mustang to be great. That's not what I mean. Hey, Jesse, can you give us a Gaza update? What do you think should happen to the Hamas Palestinian animals who killed the Israeli mother and her two babies. I'm starting to think Trump's relocation plan is a good one. So on and so forth. Well, I saw that story yesterday about the babies and the mom, and this is what I've said many times before, and it's actually something for us always to keep in mind, always to keep in mind.

In fact, let me make this about what's a conflict we're in. Are gonna be the cartel thing? Let's make this about the cartel thing I've seen rhetoric like this online of just bomb the kinsenira or something bomb a party bomb. I understand what you're saying. I get that. I get that. Always remember how you do a thing matters a lot. How you do a thing matters a lot.

I I can tell ob that I thought the spaghetti last night was a little bit bland if I time it right and I use the appropriate words, if I don't embarrass her in front of other people, you know, I can talk to her when we're laying in bed and say, hey, baby, by the way, spaghetti was, I mean it was a little bland. Maybe a little more

seasoning next time. Totally fine. If we're out with a bunch of friends and I say, hey, woman, that spaghetti sucked, well that's a whole different conversation now, isn't it when it comes to war in combat. I said this right after that horrible raid on October seventh. What was October seventh? Yes, it was terror and it was evil, was awful. It was a raid. It was a smaller, less powerful, less

technologically proficient power rating a stronger power. You go in, you grab the women, children, you kill what you can, and you take them out. It's been done a million times throughout hissue. That was a large scale raid. But raiders throughout history have always understood, if we take it too far, we are in deep trouble in America. In America the Indian Wars, when we were expanding west and the Indians were understandably not thrilled about it, and they're

getting crowded out and pushed out. And you have all these Indian leaders, they were they were always arguing, always trying to figure out, how do we do this, How do we oppose this? We don't want to lose our land, and we don't do Do we befriend them, do we fight them?

Speaker 2

Do we this?

Speaker 1

But how I can't count how many times I've read a story about a leader who had told his tribe, no attacks on this settlement. If you do attack, don't do this because if you do that, they're going to come for us. And I can't count how many times some young warrior and his fifteen twenty brother brothers, you know, they're young, full of testosterone, will ride off and they'll ride into a settlement and they'll kill the man, and they'll rape all the women, and they'll kidnap all the children.

And well when you do something like that and then we find it, we're gonna come kill all you. You're all gonna die. These the people of Palestine, these Hamas people. I'm not supporting any raiding, any killing, any anything like that. I hate all that. But if you can't control yourself in a raid, then wherever you go from here, whatever's happening in Gaza from here, it's a direct result of

the fact you can't control yourself. If you wanted to raid Israel, which I don't support, but you wanted to raid Israel, Let's say you even wanted to kidnap a bunch of people, women and children. Again, don't support it. You want to kill a bunch of men and kill women, you kidnap that, I get it. About the time you start baking a baby in the oven, Well, now you get what you get. Don't so a fit. How you do a thing matters. You take those two adorable kids

and their mom and you murder them. Look what do you want me to tell you? Whatever comes next, learn how to control yourself. Jesse, you brought up the greatest moment in US history. In a microsecond, I said World War two, But about ten seconds later I thought beating

the English. Why would you wear red in the battlefield? Look, that is something it's so far it's hard for us to get as emotionally invested in something we can't see pictures in video of That's a huge part of why we love World War two so much, all of us. We can watch video of it. You can watch people speak, you can listen to FDR's speeches, you can you can see video of them raising the flag on Mount Sierabaci

and Ebo Jima. We don't have that. We don't even have pictures from the Revolutionary War because that weren't pictures yet. We don't have any of that stuff. But taking on the largest, most powerful empire on the planet, it really is impressive. It is amazing what Washington and the colonials were able to pull off. And yes, obviously we needed help from the French and things like that, but it's

awesome what we It's a miracle from God. It is. Hey, Jesse, if the US goes to war with the Mexican cartels, does that mean we're also at war with Mexico. Yeah, I mean I talked about that earlier. That's my concern, not necessarily open war with Mexico. But if we don't have the support of the Mexican government, and in fact, if they believe they are to work against us, that

creates some challenges. Jesse, do you think most of the German army, not the weird s S types, would have stopped fighting in World War Two if they found out about the extermination camps? Now that's a very good question. Would they have stopped fighting if they found out about the extermination camps? I doubt it. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to put my what Chris what Chris brings up a good point. They would just think it's enemy propaganda. But let's say they didn't. Let's say let's say they

knew for a fact they were showing pictures video. Hey you guys are I know, you think you're fighting for for for Germany and the fatherland and whatnot, but actually you're massacring like eight million hews and gypsies and it's really really horrible what you're doing. In fact, they will talk about you as being the worst historical monsters ever. Would it affect them? Would they would they? Would they

drop their weapons? Well, a couple of things. One, let's remember that there were a lot, a lot of German military guys, generals and troops. They didn't want to rape and beat and murder, and they didn't have a stomach for it. That's part of the reason the einsets grouping and the SS and these types of groups. That's part of the reason they were created because Hitler and his band of demons were having a hard time finding enough Germans who could beat a bunch of Jews to death.

That's tough to find someone to do that. But if you're in the middle of fighting Russia and you're presented with that videotape, would you throw down your weapon? I doubt it. I doubt it. They may not like it, probably talk about it in the chow haul about how horrible it is, But I doubt it. It's just a human nature thing. It is. Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday getting ready to wrap some things up here cash betails Swarning and

FBI director earlier today, life is freaking good. FBI agents getting fired. I've never been so excited. Trump's making these announcements today.

Speaker 4

Him Cook in the office from Apple. He's investing hundreds of billions of dollars. I don't know. I hope he's announced it. Hope I didn't announce this, But what the hell? All I do is tell the truth. That's what he told me. Now he has to do it right. So it's so good. But he's investing hundreds of billions of dollars and others too. We're going to have a lot of chip makers coming in, a lot of automakers coming in. They stopped two plants in Mexico. They were under construction,

starting construction. They just stopped him. They're going to build here instead because they don't want to pay the tariffs. The tariffs are amazing.

Speaker 1

What if what if Trump is actually successful in bringing American manufacturing at least in some part. He won't be able to do it all in four years, but what if he brings a significant portion of American manufacturing back into America? What if he actually does it? He's trying. That's the whole purpose, right, Chris said it won't last. Well, it's a valid point. It's a valid point. But it comes back to what I've talked about many many times before, the part we don't like because it makes us feel

out of control, because we don't control it. We need a reformed Democrat Party. If we just every time a Democrat gets elected, they ship all the jobs overseas, they bring it as many illgals as we can. If every time we get a Democrat elected they tear down everything good that's been built, we won't survive. I know that's dark, I know it's cynical, but it's true. Everyone knows it. It's easier to tear down than it is to build. You could spend twenty years chiseling the most beautiful statue

out of stone. With the right equipment, I'll take it down in an hour. It's easier to destroy that it is to build. If Democrats are going to continue to embrace communism, they're going to continue to embrace destruction and corruption, and they're going to destroy everything we build every time we build something, then we're already done anyway. Right, we need a reform Democrat Party. But all we can do

is enjoy the moment now. And I personally have never experienced this in my forty three years, and I'll be honest, I was not expecting to experience at this time. This is not like Trump's first term. I cannot believe we're watching a shrinking government. I cannot believe we're watching the things we're watching. We're talking about the end of government programs, and I realize we haven't gotten there yet. But Trump is clearly dead serious about ending things like the Department

of Education. They're going after the irrate. It's talking about going after the irs, eliminating it. I don't know whether again they'll be able to pull these things off completely, but the government is shrinking. The government never shrinks, ever, it doesn't happen, certainly, not this level. I'm so happy. Remember to allow yourself to be happy. All right, And now here's a headline by go you know, you know

the things emails we didn't get to you, Jesse. Your analysis is correct, and all the savings from the doze teams should go to reduce the deficit. That being said, the optics of giving all the taxpayer a doze check is worth the downsides. Think of how many more people will wake up to what's going on when they get a check in the mail. If it's time close to the midterms, it could keep Republicans in control and continue

to give Trump his mandate. Maybe you're afraid your tiny hands won't be able to afford or hold such a big check. What say you, I've heard this argument and I don't agree, but that you're not an idiot. It's not a dumb argument. Maybe you are right, Maybe it's maybe it's worth it to get the American people to buy in more to these cuts and their savings and things like that. I just I'm more interested in the

American people than anything else. And what will benefit the American people much much, much more than five thousand dollars is reducing what everything around them costs by one percent, two percent. That is worth way more than five thousand dollars for everybody. That's real buying power. Jesse, do you think Zelensky sold some of the weapons he received from the Biden administration to the drug cartels as an insurance

policy to get what he wants? I doubt it's that nefarious Ukraine, It's not like we can put Ukrainian corruption on Zelensky. I'm not telling saying it's not his fault. But Ukraine was the black market hub for weapons for a long time. Ukraine has been a corrupt place, a very corrupt place, has been very well known for a very long time. Zolensky. The truth is even if he wanted to clean the corruption out of his government. I'm not saying he couldn't do it, but when you have

these places, it's like a Mexico. Actually, we've been talking a lot about Mexico corruption, buying on government officials, whether they beat cops, street level cops. Remember a lot of the assassinations in Mexico. The cops do it. They'll show up lights and sirens, they'll throw handcuffs on you, and they'll just drive you out to the desert and shoot you in the back of the head. Corruption in Latin America, places like Mexico, it's kind of just how it's always gone.

So if you're to get a real reformer in there and try and clean it up, probably not gonna be able to do quite so much. JESSI, with all to talk about slavery, and even some talk about reparations for American slavery, why don't black people ever talk about or blame the African elites from back in the day for selling their own people to white slave ty. Okay, listen the reparation talk. We need reparations. Don't take the things communists activists say and put them on everyone who happens

to fall into that category. To make this about black people. You see some black communist on television run in her mouth about reparations and reparations, this and reparations that. That's a communist activist on television. I don't know. Not a single black person I know is for reparations. Not one. I've never talked to one personally that is for reparations. Oh, I know that monster you see on TV screaming and

yell and screaming about it. Don't don't take the caricatures the media puts in front of you and put that on whole portions of the population. Trust me on that, Trust me on this. Put your phone down. We got family movie night tonight, Popcorn, the works. I don't know what we're gonna watch. It probably suck. Phones are going in the drawer. We're gonna talk to each other. Enjoy your weekend, enjoy this time. I will see you one Monday. That's all.

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