Dude, is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, spectacular Friday. All right, so let's just think into some things. First of all, we're gonna deal with the lemon voodoo thing that Chris pulled on us. That's not First, we're gonna talk about where the comedies are going to go. Then we'll get to the lemon stuff. Then we'll talk about sanctuary cities all that, maybe even some B seventeen talk and more
coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the guy writes in an email and he says, Hey, you talk about ignoring the Supreme Court, but where will they go after that? Where will we go as a country? This is an understandable concern, It's an understandable email. But here's the problem. That is, when you are going into a fight, the worst possible way to go into a fight, and it is a guarantee that you will lose the fight.
Allow me to explain, I have been in quite a few scraps in my life, because you can tell by the scars on my knuckles. If you go into a fight, you will be afraid, understandably because you're gonna be hurt. It hurts, hurts your face, it hurts your knuckles, it hurts your back, it hurts you. Fighting hurts. It's not fun, hurts if you hold back, if you go into it with the mentality that, hey, if I hit him too hard, if I land that kidney's shot, I'm gonna make him mad,
and then he's really gonna hurt me. If that is how you think, I promise you're going to lose. You must go into a fight and unload everything without thinking about the consequences, because that's the only way you're going to win. When it comes to dealing with America's communists, understand that they've proven time and time again there is no rule, there is no law, there is no court, there is no nothing in their minds that will stop
the revolution. The revolution supersedes all. It most definitely supersedes the country or lives or anything else. These people are committed all the way we normal people.
Like you and I.
We want to live in a normal, civil society that we've known. We want to live in a society that we've known, and we have concerns. Some people have concerns, and I understand that again, I get the email.
People have concerns.
If we escalate, won't they escalate. So I don't know if this is going to calm your fears or not, but I am going to tell you this. They are going to escalate no matter what you do. There is nothing you can do. There is no good conduct you can do. There's no bad conduct you can do. There's nothing you can do. It's completely out of your control. Nothing you can do will stop the communist demons from escalating until the revolution is successful. That's how communists operate,
That's how they've always operated. The only chance, the only chance you have at stopping them, dissuading them, or slowing them down, is giving them pain. I don't say that because it's wonderful talk radio fodder. I say that because the whole history of communism proves that to be the case, and people who have dealt with communism all say the exact same thing.
They will push and push and push and push and destroy and gobble and destroy and gobble and destroy and gobble until they run into serious resistance with teeth.
Otherwise there is no stopping him. That Sultsanitzi quote. I've quoted it before here. It is again. I remember, this is a human being who watched the communist destruction of his country, who spent time in gulags.
This was his quote.
The enemies of the human race, that's what he called communists, respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you slug them, the safer you will be. Let me read it one more time. The enemies of the human race respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you slug them, the safer you will be. I don't know. I don't know what will happen if we ignore the Supreme Court. Will they Well, they already have and they will again.
Will they? I don't know. I don't know, but I do know this.
If we don't start dealing aggressively with communists, then we are already done. The only chance you have is to hurt them now, not physically. I don't want you doing anything illegal. I don't want you going up punching anybody, you're shooting anybody. I don't want you to do that. I'm talking about with the political power we have, we
must use it to attack communist criminality. It's not even like I want people or I think we should go after people for you know, being Democrats or something like that. That's crazy. I don't want that at all. I don't want to live in that kind of country. But communists commit crimes as simply what they do, because you have to commit crimes if you're fighting a revolution. That's why there's all these Well, I'll keep bringing it back to illegals because it's the best example. That's why there are
all these examples of communists doing brazenly illegal things. When it comes to illegal immigration. Freaking Judge had a game member living in his house, living in his house. These people. To do communist activism is to violate the law. So you must take your power and smash them. And if the communists have taken over a critical institution like a court, any level of the court, and they've decided that they're evil, their criminality now is the law. You still have to
smash them. You have no choice, there's no stopping it. You didn't choose that. If you want to feel better about it, you didn't make that choice. They made that choice. You were in a political war. You didn't get to say so. Sorry, Jesse, I need answers. Oh, the subject of this one is Jewish magic. You remember, maybe from Earlier in the week, I was getting ready to sneeze and Jewish producer Chris told me to think about a lemon, and the sneeze went away. And I'm still just so
weirded out. I'm still I'm so weirded out because it worked anyway, This lady said, Jesse, I need answers. Just as you were talking about Chris using the word lemon to avoid your sneeze, I also had the feeling of a sneeze. In addition to you talking about the word lemon, I also said the word out loud, and it didn't work. I have tried this two more times this week and it has not worked at all. Do I need to be Jewish to use this magic? Can a gentile be taught?
Please ask Chris. I need clarification. His name is Connor, Chris. Where are we at on this? Oh, Chris, I got a sneeze coming. Hey sees it all right?
It works.
Chris said, you can't do it to yourself. He's claiming he doesn't know why. I think we all know there are secrets we're not privy to. But he says he doesn't know why you can't do it to yourself. But I can ask you to do it to me and it will work. That doesn't make sense at all. What, Chris, What Now, that's a good point. Chris said, he didn't tell me to think about a lemon, and that's true. He just said the word lemon and it went away.
I have to know there has to be some sort of a I mean, maybe it is just Jewish voodoo. And I'm so mad at myself because after I called it Jewish voodoo, we had so many emails from people saying I should have called it Judou and your wife said the same thing. Chris. Of course, of course I feel I'd blame me. How could I know that's a layup. It's like I'm in the WNBA. I had a laymup
and I just missed it. Hey, Jesse. With two more rulings today, the defunding sanctuary cities and requiring citizens to vote who are both unconstitutional, you can count me out on caring about the Constitution. These people must be destroyed. Patience is no longer wearing thin. It's gone. He says. His name is Chris. Well, look, when it comes to the Constitution, don't we don't need to dog it. The Constitution is and was wonderful. The Bill of Rights is
and was wonderful. I want to live under the government that was laid out in our Constitution, and I hope you do as well. But it may eventually, and we may be here. Now there comes a point where it's all and void. If one side has complete disdain and disregard for it, right, it can't be the Constitution. What it absolutely cannot be is a list of rules that only Republicans have to follow. If that's where we're at, then what he just said, I mean, I get emails
like this all the time. This is what the mood of the country is. The right is tired of that way of thinking. Hey, here's a list of reasons why you can't fight back. Well wait, do they follow those rules? Well no, but here's your list of rules that doesn't. It doesn't fly with people. It won't fly with people, won't fly with me. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Member, you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse, I love
the show. I listened very often on iHeart eleven fifty am k eib The Patriot. That's a great station. When I miss it, I'll catch up on the pod.
Anyway.
My daughter's friend came over to the house after school to study for their World history exam. Couple freshmen. After that, I take them to volleyball practice. So on the way to practice, we catch the last hour of the Thursday Show. Last night's show, when you were talking about communism and feminism, you caught their attention playing that why are You Gay? Soundboard and the giggles came out, they put their phones away. You had their attention and mine. It was such perfect timing.
I'm glad they got to hear your take on the whole matter of nuclear your family and boys and girls, chopping off boy and girl parts. You hit the nail on the head as always, and I'm glad they got to hear it from you in a cool way. You made it interesting, easy to understand, and you were genuine the commercial break, I turned down the radio. I asked her friend if her dad listens to talk radio of any kind quote, Nope, he just listens to music.
What enorremy?
I thought even better that she catched that little bit informative bit. Good job you're doing the lord's work. His name is John well, one, don't beat up. I guess probably too bad on people who just listen to music. Man, I listen to music a lot when I'm done with the day. I like jam in the music. I dig on music. But like I mentioned to everybody earlier, you don't understand how much more informed you are than most people. And it becomes frustrating for you and me because being
informed today is so easy, so easy. You drive places, right, or at least if you're a kid, maybe you ride places.
But what else are you doing in the car?
I know you can listen to music, but it doesn't even have to be just political. Maybe would you geek out on honestly whatever art history, It doesn't matter what it is. There's something out there audio wise for everybody with nothing else to do but sit in the car. Knowledge is piped into your ears now you have to almost work to avoid it.
That's why, that's right, Chris.
The Anti Communist Manifesto is available on audiobook. Chris, that was so shameless. I didn't even do that on my life. That was Chris. I respect it though. It's available at jessic kellybook dot com anyway, But seriously, endless, endless, quantities of information are available out there, and most people don't
do it. And part of the problem is when you have kids, like when you raise kids, it can be look raising kids is hard, and I'm certainly not Father of the Year by any stretch, but we get less purposeful sometimes with teaching our kids lessons. My oldest son, James, my youngest son, has been out of town. He had a big school field trip. My oldest son, James. I decided last night after I got off the show, I wanted to have a late dinner. I wanted to take
him out, just sim and me. So we went, of course, to Red Lobster. I asked him where he wanted to go. I asked him. For anybody thinking I forced it, I asked him, I said, well go wherever you want.
He said, Red Lobster. We went to Red.
Lobster last night after the show. So I picked him up, We took him out, took him out to dinner. And I mean it was an hour and a half, two hours maybe when you count the drive and everything else there. But I was talking about things that I was talking about on the show last night, and and things going
on in the world. Because he's curious about that. And you can just tell now he's sixteen years old, he's sucking up all this knowledge, all this information, and he wants it, he wants more, and we can all do that. It's easy to turn on a podcast or if you don't. Again, I'm not killing you for listening to music. Please listen to music. You can do it. You don't need me to do it.
You can do it. I'm happy to help.
If I can help with your kids in some way, I'm happy to do that. It blesses me to know him that this is a family show that people listen with their kids. I love that, and I've promised you and I will always keep that promise. This will always be a show you can listen to with your kids. We're not gonna talk about I'm not gonna cuss. We're not gonna talk about a bunch of perverted stuff. Now, if we go to history, there'll be gonna be violence and things like that in there. But I try the
best I can to make sure. Look, I'll be honest. I shoot for can a six or seven year old probably hear that and get by for the most I would think, Chris, do I nail that as a parent yeah, do it. I try That's what I try to go for, right, that's what That's what I try to go for. I want you listening with your kids because I have. Those are valuable times, those are precious memories. My wife, it's really it's really precious. My wife's dad, his name's Corbett.
He's a total stud. I really lucked out with my in laws. But Corbett is his name, is a wonderful dude.
And she, you.
Know, she's not super political to this day. She's not super political, and she wasn't when we met.
But I was. But she is most definitely a right winner.
And you talk to her. She was a gymnast, as you know, a high high level gymnast. She remembers her dad, Corbett, and her driving to and from gymnastics practice, listening to Rush Limbaugh. Where did she get her basis of knowledge, her her basis of patriotism. Well, somebody offering that stuff in an entertaining way maybe make you snicker every now
and then. And I'm certainly obviously not comparing myself to the goat, but that kind of stuff that could be valuable time with your kids that they'll associate with you, Right, She'll say, my dad made me listen to Rush all the time he remembers it. It is a Jesse Kelly show on a fantastic Friday. I remember if you missed any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Do not forget to leave a five star rating and a review talking about how
handsome I am. Hey, Jesse, I really enjoy your history segments. Recently, when searching through other history podcasts and found the History of World War two podcast. They were playing clips from an interview with a B seventeen co pilot. This man's last name is Lucado Lukudu whatever I believe talked about after the tide of the war had turned, German fighter pilots actually ramming the Americans after they ran out of AMMO shocked. Why haven't I ever heard of this? And
I was wondering if you have said his name is Eddie? Okay, so I actually have heard of this. Not nearly as common in Germany as it was in Japan, but as we are going to do it at some point in time. A history podcast on Kama cozies I know the Alexander the Great comes first. He won the vote, but Kamakazi will come after that. I've been already started, I've already started geeking out on both things. Kind of just beginning.
I'm beginning, all right. Remember this is very very common in war for a population, including military, to be propagandized to believe things about the other side that are not true. Okay, I actually just read a story this morning. This was about it was Vietnam Macvsog stuff. But they had taken a Vietnamese I think she was viet Cong. They had taken a viet Cong woman prisoner, and she was up
in a helicopter. They were a couple thousand feet above the ground, and they kind of looked the other way, and she just ran and dove right out the helicopter to kill herself. And they were all, wait, what now, you don't think about the Vietnamese as some kind of
a suicidal death cult or not, g haughties. Why the propaganda that had been poured into that woman's mind about what they were going to do, what the Americans were going to do to her death having dove out of a helicopter was preferable to what she thought was coming. And isn't that so sad because you know as well as I do, she would have been treated well an American prisoner of war.
She would have been fed, clothed. Honestly, she would have been put back in Vietnam after the war. Hey, go back to your life. She just gave it all up.
Because they propagandized them, the Japanese on Sipan, so Sidepan. It's a famous story We've talked about many times before. There's video of this online. It's really dark, but it's available. There's video of this online. Where we had fought our way through Saipan and we got to the I think it was the northern part of the island, if I
remember right. We got to the northern part of the island and there were these cliffs up there where there were Japanese civilians on Sipan and families, little kids were diving off the cliffs to their death down below, parents grabbing their little son's, little girl babies and throwing them onto the rocks below.
What.
Our troops were so mortified. Our guys were crying watching. These are hardened troops who kill people all day. They were crying. They were so heartbroken, trying to stop it, stop stop what are you doing?
Stop? Why would you do that?
What do you think the Japanese were telling these women about what was going to happen to them when we got a hold of them, lying it's a lie. We want to take great care of them. Wouldn't have mistreated these people. Germany Germany, obviously, no one's going to pretend that Germany's the good guy in World War Two, But we lose sight of this. Germany they invade all over, right,
it was really Russia that really doomed them. They invade the Soviet Union, they take over Poland, they take over France, they do all this stuff, but then they start to lose, and they start to lose, and the armies that are fighting against them are marching closer and closer and closer to Germany. Now, set aside, just set aside for a moment the historical Nazi stuff that we all know, and
no one's going to defend Nazis. Right, if you're a German fighter pilot, what are you thinking is going to happen to your wife?
And look, if your wife.
Happens to have the un fortunate luck of being on the eastern side of Germany where the Soviets are coming. Whatever, the worst thing you're imagining is probably true, because what the Soviets did to the Germans after they took over Germany, their portion of it is some of the most horrific stuff you've ever read about in your life. The Soviets didn't hold back, so they thought the same thing about America, about the Brits, about all.
The other allies.
I know, again I'm not selling them as the good guys. But if you're a German pilot and the tide of the war turns and now you're looking at potentially losing that war, you think you might throw your plane into a bomber if it means maybe saving your mom, your sister, your kid, your wife. To when people are invading or about to invade your homeland, it doesn't take a lot of propaganda to get people to believe that its worth dying over to stop the occupation of your homeland. That's
something that is very, very very real. And when it comes to be seventeen's and these pilots and things like that, remember we're dealing with a slower pace of air combat back then than we have today.
Today.
It's fighter jets, so you can hardly see it when they're too low when they fly by you. When you've been to an air show and frown and they're gone, they're gone. These planes didn't fly like that back then. Back then, you can fly right up next to a bomber and give him the middle finger if you would like,
and he's gonna see it. You've There are stories of from the other direction, of our guys letting their guys live when they're gonna crash, of actually their guys letting some of our guys live when they know the plane is shot to pieces. The guys are dying up there, they're going to crash because you're.
Looking at him.
He's not far away from you. You're looking at his face, you're looking at his fear.
It was I don't want to act like it was like ground combat, but it had that level of intimacy to it back then, and because of that.
There were.
Spoken and unspoken rules, and some people violated them and they paid the price for it. I told you that story. There's audio of this. I don't know where to find the guy's audio, but there's audio of a World War two VET a pilot, our guy, our guy who there was a German pilot. There was this big air war, and there was a German fighter pilot.
And what this German.
Fighter pilot was doing was shooting and killing Americans whose plane had been shot out of the sky, and the Americans were parachuting down. Now that wasn't supposed to be done. You let him parachute down. Look, take him prisoner. Let him parachute down. Take him prisoner. He's out of the war. Don't mistreat him. You're not supposed to when he's the fight. When he's out of the plane in a parachute, he's
out of the fight. It's over. And there was a German fighter pilot that was because there was always gonna be bad apples, that was mowing our guys down in parachutes. So this American fighter pilot, he's the one telling the tale, says, I got behind this guy, and I didn't try to blow up his plane. I just kept peppering him with just a little bit of this, just a little bit of that, just a little here, little there, just trying to disable his plane. So he had to bail out.
I waited till we bailed out and was on his parachute. Then I looped around and mowed him down, shot him right out of the sky. War an ugly, ugly thing. All right, speaking of ugly things, we're going to talk about dyeing your beard. We get Oh, someone has a question about macbe sog. Someone needs advice on time management. Go.
That's a lot to fit into the last segment, but I'm ready to go.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of the See Kelly Show. On a wonderful, fantastic Friday. I hope you were geared up for an amazing weekend as I am. We got communists, judges being arrested. Life is so freaking good. And look, we take the winds that we can get them. We take the winds where we can get them. We've got some good wins. Bank on them, all right, bank on them. Hopefully more will come next week. I promise next week we'll we'll bring some trouble too. Every week does doesn't it?
Make sure you enjoy the weekend?
This weekend, dear old gray gangly scarecrow, per clay and buck men dyeing their beards for old married farts like you. It doesn't matter. He's saying this because I'm dead set against dyeing your beard. Against dying anything, Just go freaking gray, buzz it down. It's no big deal anyway, the guy says. From old married farts like you. It doesn't matter for single men. Yes, they should dye their beards for the same women women, or for the same reason women dye
their hair so they won't look so old. I don't care to hear the babble that gray hair is dignified from men or other such nonsense. Gray hair makes you look older, full stop. And a story says, as well, you didn't say I could use his name, so I'm not going to all right, buddy, So let me explain something. Life is unfair in a variety of ways. Okay, it's unfair. It always will be. There is no equality in life. It's not just that equity doesn't exist and shouldn't. Equality
doesn't exist either. There's no equality when it comes to men and women. Women obviously have some advantages and men have some advantages. I got really fat after my dad died.
I told you this.
I was drinking too much, eating as bad as you could eat.
I was eating.
I don't even eat that much dessert. I was eating dessert after every meal, like just fat and gross. I think I gained like thirteen fourteen pounds over the course of thirty days. I lost all of it and got back into shape.
My wife is not happy. She's upset.
She said, I'm so angry that you can just decide in thirty days to get back into shape and look good, and I have to bust my butt to shave off half a pound. I am a man, I have testosterone. I have advantages when it comes to that. Okay, I have advantages. Here's another advantage we have as dudes.
Gray hair.
Now, I personally don't think gray hair looks bad on a woman. I don't believe everyone woman should look twenty years old. You look fine at forty, ladies, get some gray. You look fine at fifty, you look fine at sixty. It's fine, No big daily, You're not supposed to look twenty forever. Stop getting stuff injected in your stupid.
Face and just get old. It's fine, but.
Gray hair on dudes. Chicks love it, love it. My wife loves the fact that my beard went great, but prefers it. I've joked before about dying it, she yells. She said, you better not.
She loves it.
Trust me, chicks, dig it, go gray buddy, go Gray. You'd be out there slaying it, absolutely slaying it. Jesse, Actually, he says historical oracle. I was wondering if you can give me some advice on how you handle time management. I'm thirty four years old. I work fifty five hours a week as a machinist for military and aerospace components. I have a three and four year old, and my
wife and I own a home. Between work, home yard maintenance, family time, and a litany of other responsibilities we have on our plates, I find it difficult to manage my schedule responsibly. I feel like I always fall short on something. I'm trying hard, and I take my chalk every day, but I would love to hear your wise advice on how to live a more balanced and holistic life. Help me, please, says his name is Nick.
Nick.
You're too hard on yourself. You're thirty four years old. You're a thirty four year old with a career. You bust in your butt trying to make it, trying to better yourself, be successful. You very clearly love your family. You're three and four year olds full time jobs at this point in time, at that age, well, Chris knows Corey knows. At that age, it's just a lot I can. I can go two or three days. In fact, I've gone three days without speaking to one of my sons.
He took off on a school field trip. He won't even text us. He's just having fun with his friends. It just happens.
Yeah, I don't know. I assume he's still alive.
And eating or something like that. That's because he's fourteen. At three and four, it's dad, dad, Mom, mom, dad. You want to play it now, And I'm not dogging on.
It right.
That period, this period in your life is as busy and hectic as life feels. Ever, you are still trying to grind it work and make it. Your kids require the most amount of time. Plus your young smoke wife wants and deserves your attention as well. But then, like you mentioned, I mean, I go through this all the time too. Oh good, I'm fact. I've got to deal with it when I get home. I got a faucet leaking out back. I've got to go get teflon tape on it. I've got the house. Maintenance is a full
time freaking job. I have a drain that I can't seem to get unclogged. Permanently my kids. It's in the bathroom. It clogs all the time. Now I know how to snake a drain, and I know how to use drain. I've done that a dozen times. There's a problem with the piping. I'm gonna have to repipe that. I know, I know, I get it. I know it will get better. The children will get older. And guess what, You're not
going to get everything done because you can't. You know that I have this thing and I don't know what this is. Maybe it's I don't know, maybe it's from my childhood. Who knows. I constantly worry about being a bad father. It's like a I guess you might even call it a phobia of mine. I worry am I a good father being a good dad to the kids? To the point where I will even bring it up to ab baby, Please tell me I've been a good dad, and she's always You're the best dad in the history mankind.
And my kid has even I told you. Maybe the greatest moment of my life, my sixteen year old son told me he was thankful to God for me because he said, you're pretty much the greatest role model any kid could ever have. Right so my kid has told me that, and still the next day did I short him? I should have done this. Oh here I am sitting around doing nothing. I'm watching a documentary. I should be teaching him things. I'm a failure.
I suck.
That's part of being ambitious. Buddy, let it go. You're doing fine. You don't need my advice on time management. Keep tread and water, keep your head above water, and eventually life will slow down. I told my parents about this. I was talking to my dad about it passed and he said, you know, it's like that when you're younger and you're striving to make it and you're trying to get ahead and this and that, and he said, then one day you wake up and the kids are.
Gone and you're retired. You're just looking for something to do. He said.
I run down to the hardware shop just to talk to people and buy some things because I'm just looking for something to do. Life has a different pace at different times. Stop beating yourself up. I'm sure you're managing your time.
Well.
Now, everybody, go manage your time this weekend, soak up your family friends. I promise the problems will be here on Monday.
That's all