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it sounds like sweet, sounds like fun. That sounds sweet. Someone else wants to argue about where the burger toppings go, World domination. More talk about Congress. I have no idea what we're gonna do or when we're gonna do it. What do you just say we begin here? It's that? Or listen to Joe Biden at the inauguration.

if I remember right. Yeah, it was all four of us. We were in Florida. It was just a few days. We were down there, just a couple of days on the beach, and we ended up on one of those shuttle buses. It had a shuttle bus that took you from the beach back to the hotel. Again, the ones that are right on the beach are too expensive. If you get a hotel right off the beach, it'll get you a shuttle take you back and forth. Shut up, Chris.

So we hop on this shuttle and we're heading back and these two old ladies were there and we were talking to him, just gabbing about things, and the ladies one of them brought up that her daughter got buried in France. And of course, ab is so polite. Oh that's so nice, it sounds great. And the lady said, yeah, she married a Frenchman and we'd been on the beach for a while. Okay, it was hot, so I was dehydrated,

so I wasn't probably in top shape. But as soon as the grandma said she married a Frenchman, I said why Aubrey was mortified. She reaches over and slapped me on the shoulder. JESSI and the lady was the best though, She's like, oh no, no no. I asked her the same question. Anyway, back to the email, Jessie, my daughter was getting married in France next June. My wife has already secured the plane tickets. Chalet stay, oh chalais sounds very nice. After the wedding, we are planning to go

to Normandy. I've never been overseas, but relished the opportunity to visit Omaha Beach, maybe point to Hawk and respect what happened there. It seems an irony that I'm there for her wedding first in my inch to visit World War two history? Am I selfish?

it's a very rare opportunity for me. It's something I'd never done. And so when we go, I realize, you know, everyone wants to do different things. The boys are gonna want to do a bunch of active stuff. Hey, is there a place where we can fight a bull or something? Right, it's the boys, and ab is gonna want to go, and hey, can I buy a dress or something like that. I realized that I want to see history, and there's nothing selfish about it. It's not easy to get there.

It's clear across the freaking ocean. It costs a fortune. So if I'm in Paris, uh, yeah, okay, we can eat some croissants and stuff like that. That's fine. I can't stop by Paris every weekend. I may never go to Paris again. You may never see Paris. It meant that one time we were there, we were there for three days. It may be the only time I ever walked the streets of Paris. I want to see something historical. I want to see something that's to do with Napoleon.

I want to see swords and cannons, and I want to see history. There's nothing selfish about it at all. If I've got to spend that kind of money and fly clear across the ocean, I don't care what it's for. I'm doing some history doc. The wife and I've been fighting about something for a while, and I need your input. My wife makes her burgers and salads upside down. Bottom bun, gets the condiments, the cheese. Okay, so it's bottom bun, then condiments, then cheese, then patty, then top bun. She says,

it's so the toppings don't fall off. I can't get behind this, and I only want it the traditional way. Salads the same thing I have to dig around the bottom to see if there's dressing is toppings. Is her way acceptable? Okay, it's time to think outside of the box here before we get back to maybe some other politics and important things. Let's think outside the box here first. When it comes to burgers, is her way acceptable? Her way is partially acceptable. She's half genius half dumb. Dumb.

Don't put it to her that way. She's half genius half crazy. Condiments. Remember, I don't do veggies and things like that, but if you have to add onions, they can absolutely go on the bottom. Your tongue is what you taste things with. Why not have the condiment hit your tongue first. If you want to put mayo on there, or ketchup on there, or mustard or whatever you put on there, totally acceptable to put that on the bottom.

In fact, I like doing it that way. The cheese, however, the cheese can never, ever, ever, ever ever go on the bottom for any reason unless you've cooked the burger the opposite way and then flip the cheese onto the bottom, because the cheese must be melted on there. But I'm totally fine with her stuff going on the bottom of the bun. In fact, I'll tell you something. Here's a little tidbit just from burger Jesse. Yeah, I know a

bit about burgers. If you make a burger at home, I don't put anything on the world famous Jesse Kelly burgers. But if you put like the ketchup or the mayo or something on the opposite side of the cheese. The burger will be less slick. You allow the cheese to bind directly to the bun instead of getting on there with that. That's slippery Mayo. What Chris, that's the sound Mayo can make if the cheese and mayo get together, and then soon the burger slipping right out in the

back of the bun. Now you got a mess in your pants, and your wife's yelling at you. Oh my gosh, you just stay in those jeans again. So I support her on that. Salads I wouldn't know because I don't eat salads. But as I've told you many times, people make nachos at home all wrong too. The cheese. You know, you go to the party and they've got the nacho bar set up. The cheese should be on the bottom, not the top. The cheese is not what you put on at the end. You put the cheese on the bottom.

Then you throw in your chips and your meats and your different things like that. That allows you a handle on a dry chip at all times, also giving you maximum control over how much cheese goes on each chip. Absolutely, Jesse, I'm an extremely frustrated Californian. Do you have a huge, beautiful state. It's controlled by filthy Marxists, and the Republican presence here is almost no one. The number one problem

is the Church refuses to speak out. Forty four million Americans didn't bother to vote in the last elections and call themselves Christians. I'm gonna rip the little hair I have left out of my head, Jesse. It's trying to tax us to death and they're being indoctrinated. Okay, in California one, you have the most Republicans of any state in the Union, but you don't have enough to hold state wide power. I can't speak for where California is gonna go. We only know where it's been. But I

know this California is paradise. I adore it there. I was obviously stationed there, even though I was in the worst part of the freaking place, Northern California, Southern California. I've been all over. I've lived there, so many friends there. I still go out there all the time, so I always have to for work. It's paradise. The weather's perfect,

everything's out there. But they are they are overcharging for paradise now because the Commies have had it so long, the regulations, the taxes, the costs, I mean just the taxes on gas alone. So choosing to live in California now it's a choice everyone has to make, but you are accepting things with that. If you choose to live there, you are going to have in some ways a lower standard of living. In some ways, you won't have as

many rights as I have. I live in Texas. My weather can't compare to yours, but your rights can't compare to mine. I have levels of government in my state that will offer me some protection. You probably don't have many of those in California, depending on where you live. I said, probably because there are some very red counties in California that are very sane, and they do a very good job. You know, Orange County does it right,

even though they're going further blue too. I don't know what to tell you except that's part of living in California. If you want to live where it's seventy five degrees all day long, and in and out burger on every single corner, beautiful women, great job opportunities if you want. If you want that part of California, then you're getting the tyranny with it. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday, do not forget.

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As of right now, the rat noises at night have stopped. This is what happens when you get a professional hunter trapper like me into your home. That is the update as of now. I didn't come on here and have not come on here and said the rats have been defeated yet, because they're filthy, dirty rats, and they might just be laying in wait. Maybe they're hiding right now, just like Democrats. They're kind of hiding, afraid to come out. But maybe they're going to emerge again to take all

of my stuff, just like Democrats do. That's what the rats may do. I don't know. Maybe they think I'm traveling for Christmas. They'd be wrong about that. I'll be right there. Rats to kill you should your little ugly head stick itself out again. I don't know that the rats are defeated. They may be defeated. They're on the run.

But look, it's just like it's very similar to Vietnam where you were you chase one of these gorillas, one of these vietcom gorillas, because they just shot at you into the jungle, and then you go in and he disappeared, and you look around and look around and look around, and you can't find him. So he's not shooting you anymore, shooting at you anymore, and that's a good thing. But he may just be hiding in a little spider hole, ready to pop his head out again when he feels

like he can do so safely. That might be what Craven that's me is currently dealing with in the house. I don't know. I'll give you an update when I get an update. Hello, Jesse, commander of the airwaves. Kelly, let's talk desserts. If you were going out to eat and only wanted a dessert, what would the Kelly belly be? Crazy? Could be craving. I'm a baked Alaska man, myself says. His name, her name is Jojo whatever, all right?

You don't see a lot of pudding anymore. I feel like tapioca pudding and puddings they used to be bigger. I also feel like I'm tired of what these people are doing with our money.

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two as far as Christmas movies go. It's kind of an old argument, but I guess it does depend on whether or not you consider die Hard a Christmas movie. I bring this up because ob finally got her way the other day. I'm gonna watch a Christmas movie as a family. You know how women are and the boys, and I said, great, how about die Hard? And you could tell she was so deflated. She's just like, fine, Okay, fine, that's fine. So we did in our house. Die Hard

is one. But let's let's eliminate that for now. One. I was thinking about this. Remember that Frosty the Snowman cartoon movie. Everyone has watched that movie? Was that not a little heavy for kids? I look back on it now, it was so traumatizing. They just straight up melted him in the end. And the end, you're cheering for Frosty and Frosty's doing all these magical things, and then he's a freaking puddle on the ground. I don't know that

that was necessary. But Rudolph, that Rudolph the Nose reindeer one where they had the claymation kind of characters. Did you just turn your nose up? In an American classic? Chris what? Chris City doesn't care about it? Oh Christmas, Chris said, a Christmas story, that, of course is gonna be my next one. I was gonna name a Christmas story The Red Rider be begun in a Christmas vacation Chevy Chase. A Christmas vacation. A Christmas vacation is in the top ten. It's not even in the top five. Chris,

it's not it's funny. It's it's not. It's not that funny anymore. It's not that funny. You know what? Third number three is elf? ELF's quality for a Christmas movie. Elf is quality. It is I forgot the other thing that I asked, so it must not have been important. How in the world did you find a coat you had to return that was too big? A right, I'm about to tell you about my problems and then we're gonna get back to politics. Someone wants to know about

shrinking the federal government. But I'm gonna do what you should really never do, really rarely do in life, and that's just tell other people about your problems, because for the most part, nobody cares. I know what you're sitting there thinking, Jesse, with that beautiful portrait behind you. Where your royalty. It's even cemented into my mind that you're more royalty. You must have access to everything you want.

But no, you see, being a six foot eight adonnis like I am, means that you are extremely limited in some ways. Flying you've heard me complain about this before. I have to fly first class. I have to fly first class in first class seats cost double what economy size seats double. I have to pay double everywhere I go because I don't physically fit in the normal seats in the back. I have to try to. I can't bank on getting an emergency exit row, so I have to fly first class. This bothers me. I do not

want to have to fly first class. Pants and shoes. I can't just walk into JC Penny and grab a pair of jeans off the shelf. All my jeans have to be ordered because the store is not going to stock jeans that fit my end scene. They're just not going to I'd be the only one who ever walked in and bought them. I don't blame the stores. I'm not mad at it. It would be done for them to stock it. So I can't just pop in them all and go grab a pair of jeans. I have

to now order jeans, and it's more expensive. Now I have to pay shipping, which bothers me a great deal. Shoes, I have big feet. I have big feet. I can't just walk in any shoe store and say give me those sneakers. Oftentimes they won't have my size and shirts they're my body type is not normal. To be tall and slim is not normal. So in stores they have what small, medium, large, extra large, and double extra large.

If you get an extra large. If I an extra large, which I have to for length reasons, anything else turns into a belly shirt when the first time my wife does laundry, and no one wants to see that. But if I get an extra large, it will be long enough, but it will look like I'm wearing a garbage bag. When I order an extra large coat or extra large shirt, it looks like a garbage bag. When I order a large, it's slim enough, but it's not long enough. In the

sleeves will be halfway up to my elbow. I can't do it. And if I order a double XL, well, the same thing, xcel double xcel, it looks like I just rated Whoopy Goldberg's closet. It doesn't look like it's made for me at all. So when you order from someplace online, which that's what we generally try to do to save some money, you wait till there's a cyber Monday. Here deal here, something on Gubex or something like that. You get an extra large, you show up the shirt.

The coat showed up like they all do. I put it on. The sleeves were the right length, but you could have fit two of me and the torso of the shirt. It wasn't good, Jesse. What happens if Trump makes significant efforts to try to shrink the size and power of the federal government but fails to achieve any of that in his four years, what message will those who see themselves as kings and queens send to the

American people afterwards? Well, I believe, based on what I've seen so far, that Donald Trump is going to accomplish a lot in his first four years. I also believe, from what I've seen so far that Donald Trump is not at all going to accomplish all the things you think he's going to because it's an ugly, corrupt, evil system that will fight him at every turn. Meaning, we are going to make gains in the next four years. We are going to be good, and we'll talk about them,

will brag about them, will cheer, we'll celebrate. We're going to make gains. They are not going to be America is saved. Gains that's not how it works. Changing a culture, a corrupt government, changing the direction of a country takes time, significant amounts of time, even economically, because we all know Trump is going to get in there and he's gonna cut regulations like he did last time. That's really what

caused so much of the Trump economic boom. He took all those regulations, he put them in the paper shredder. It's one of the best things he did. He's gonna go in and he's gonna do that again. Even that, given the financial burden the Biden administration has put on the America, the American people in the last four years, even that will take some time before we see the fruits of it. Deporting all these illegals obviously, as you've heard me say, they're not going to deport twenty three

thirty million, that's not realistic. But let's let's say, let's just start with Trenda or rockball. Actually we'll just start with that. That's not gonna be day one either day one they'll start. That's going to take time. It's gonna take time. We're gonna make gains in the next four years. We are not going to shrink the government massively. There are things that are going to happen that you want to happen all at once, that I want to happen all at once. But that's just simply not the way

it works. So I am going to try to be as understanding about that and patient about that as I possibly can. When we're angry, i'll vent it. When we're happy, we'll celebrate. That's the way that's gonna be. I celebrate chalk every day because I take it every single day, every single day. Breakfast male Vitality stack, breakfast male vitality stack every single day without fail. You need to do the same, or a female vitality stack. If you're a woman.

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talk about Biden and we'll wrap this thing up. Hang up, Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Before we check out a here and go celebrate the birth of Jesus. So let's start chopping away in a few of these things. I'm gonna get over my disappointment that the government won't be shut down to your Scourge of Rodents, what is your take on DeSantis having a place in the new administration? Trump's starting to warm up

to him, so and so on and so forth. Donald Trump is offended beyond belief that Ron DeSantis ran against him in the primary. Trump felt very very strongly that the twenty twenty election was stolen from him, and therefore he felt as if he had earned the nomination already. That DeSantis even tried offended Trump beyond belief, beyond belief. And Trump is a man who holds grudges, even if he's warming up to DeSantis. They don't like it. They

never have. I'm glad that Trump and DeSantis camps have for the most part realized that there's not an inch of daylight between them. So Trump's people into Santis's people get along for the most part now, as they should. But Trump and DeSantis are never going to be best buddies at all. And I don't know where DeSantis goes from here. Maybe he will run for Senate because he's termed out as governor. I am not sure that he

can be president. I'm just not sure about that, especially given how hard Trump is going to campaign against him. What you're going to see now for the next four years is an unbelievable sucking up contest to Donald Trump from people on the right who are dying to have his endorsement for their run for president in twenty twenty eight. That is what so many of them are going to be going for. Well, Donald or Ron de Santis isn't gonna get that no matter what. I have no idea

where he goes from here happens. I know, we should all be really freaking grateful about what he's done in Florida, even if you're not in Florida member. He's the only reason we won the House at all in the midterms. Otherwise the Dems would have kept the whole thing. So props to him, dear failed mouse trapper. Not true. Since Biden's held bent on destroying everything before Trump takes office, what would stop him from doing a blanket pardon on

all illegals currently in the US on his last day. Well, he could probably do something like that. But see, Democrats are in a huge They have a huge problem on their hands right now. And I talked about it before, talked about it. In fact, I think it was this week, it might have been on Monday's show, that they have a monumental problem on their hands and it's so big. This problem is so big it may cost them all of their power eventually. Their problem is, well, it's the

same problem communists have always had. They can't control their demonic and pulses. Communists are always on offense. That's their advantage. They're always pushing forward, always more more and more and more and more, But they have no idea when it's time to put the brakes on until it's too late. You saw it in November when they just got wiped out. And now they're looking around and saying, well, I mean, I guess maybe pretending like chicks could become dudes. Maybe

that wasn't good in the end. I'm not really sure they can't help themselves. But right now they are very aware. They see all the exit poll numbers. They're very aware that what they've done on the border, allowing all these people, bringing these people into the country on purpose, it is a big reason why these people hate them. They hate why we hate them. The country itself has turned against them.

If Joe Biden were to blanket amnesty twenty thirty million people, Democrats themselves would be trying to throw him in in prison. Not because they care, that's what they want. They would try to come after Joe Biden because they would get slaughtered for the next ten elections. It would be the country's already mad about it. If he was to turn that up to that degree, ah Man, he'd get crushed before.

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the time they have. How do we do this? Okay, well, this is what I tried to explain before. I think Republicans, if they have the power in political will to do so, I think it's time to step in and do something

about the lame duck period. They do this in the mid terms too, where there's an election and then there's this period before they're actually sworn in and take power, and that period of time now, because our government is so evil and corrupt, that period of time now is being used by the communists to destroy everything they can possibly destroy. Joe Biden's pardoning eight thousand people. They're shoveling

billions out the door everywhere they can go. We need to start doing something where we shrink that time down. I think it's probably unrealistic to have it the same day. You know, you have the election. Elections called same day, call it a week, call it two weeks. But you can't give these kinds of evil people that much time or evil people were going to do evil things to Hey, Jesse, do they hit Biden with the twenty fifth Amendment so he can't sign the cr He's talking about that funding

bill that just passed. No, no, they just want Joe Biden to go. And what the system cannot afford at this point in time is to make Joe Biden any angrier. Joe Biden even came out a couple days ago against insider trading when it comes to stocks. Why would he do that? Why would a corrupt family who's used the Biden name to enrich themselves bother going coming out against

insider training? That was a big middle finger to Nancy Pelosi, who is famous for her prowess when it comes to the markets, really really is really best rite lots of the time, Jesse, I wanted to make chili dogs for my kids. When I was at the store, I saw chili with no beans, and I remembered your long angry ran about how terrible chili with beans is. So I got it. You were right. Without beans, It's vastly superior. I'll never eat chili with beans again, So thank you, sir.

Why would you take something so wonderful like chili with the meats and the sauce and the onions. And if you're here in Texas, you can find them a lot with some chopped tilapenos up and there and it's just you have all these things and maybe maybe you've really stepped up your game, and your baby with cheese on top so that can melt, and then you've got maybe some white cheddar cheese. It's or something like that. Why would you ever get all that and then ruin it

with beans? And I have no idea why anybody would do that. Now you remember the reason for the season. Thank you Jesus for coming to earth. Have a wonderful merry Christmas with your family, a happy new Year, and we'll do twenty twenty five together, all right, that's all.