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we're in Baghdad. We are grimy, we're nasty. We haven't had a shower in weeks, we haven't had a bed, we haven't had anything. And we're at this place called the Martyr Monument or Martyr Monument Park, something like that, and we get called my mortar section. There's about ten of us. We get called down to the company commander's office and they tell us we're about to be We're

about to leave for a little while. There are a bunch of Green Berets in Baghdad and they are doing some operations in a neighborhood of bag Dad that I'm not going to go into now. We we are going to go help provide security for the Green Berets. I think there was a four. I think there was four or five Green Berays. I don't remember exactly four or five of these green Berets. Great dudes, total studs. That's where my respect for green Berets really shot through the roof.

I mean, they were studs, but they needed you know, they're doing dangerous things and they needed some trigger pullers with them to just run security for them. I don't want to. Actually we were doing you know, the special operation stuff they were doing. We were watching them as they were doing it. I'll put it that way. We hop in our five tons, we hop in these trucks. We get over to where these guys are. I just

told you how nasty we were. They are in a residential, suburban neighborhood that if I was to blindfold you and teleport you there, you would think you're in any kind of suburban neighborhood in America. It was just nice, decent houses, yards, picket fences. You know, all of Iraq is not mud huts. That the place is probably rubble by now, but back then it was a nice neighborhood. We get out and we can't believe our luck. Already, off the bat why. First,

they have a garden hose. I understand that you have never looked at a garden hose and wept tears of joy. But I have. We see this garden hose. Someone produces a bar of soap, and I've never gotten naked so fast in my frigging life, right there in the front lawn. It wasn't even dark outside. Who cares. We're running the city at this point. Anyway, the water was freezing, too freezing, and nobody cared. It felt so good, and you have to sit there and wait for someone else to go.

We had to put time lemits five minutes, get your sself done. We all lined up drop wash. You've never felt that good in your entire life, just washing grime and oil off your body. And then we go inside to figure out how do we secure this space, what are we gonna do? And where we're sleeping. They had beds. I understand that maybe you've never looked at a bed and wept tears of joy. I have a real, actual bed. We had beds to sleep in. There was water to

bathe in. While everyone else in my unit, everyone else was still stuck back at the martyr monument, dirty nasty, grimy know nothing. We had access to baths, not baths, but we could bathe in the garden with the garden hose. We could sleep somewhere. It was unbelievable. I don't remember how long we were there. I think it was a couple weeks. I think my buddy what our doc our Coorman, doc Cern is his name. Probably shouldn't have said that on the air. Whatever, Doc Cern is his name. Now.

We were not allowed to drink alcohol or anything like that over there, but he had his twenty first birthday coming up, and we were not going to allow Doc to go completely dry for his twenty first birthday. And we were always on these patrols through the neighborhood, and for the most part, the people were lovely. They felt that we had liberated them. They would bring out flowers, their offering your daughter to you and marriage and no Chris, no,

nobody took him up on it. Gosh, were they all ugly? No? No, Iraqi Iraqi women can be very, very beautiful. No, no, no, it was very look they even dressed very American. You would recognize it. We're not talking like the traditional Muslim garb you're probably picturing. Anyway, They were wonderful to us on patrol, and they were always offering us things. You

want some food? Do you want this? At app? And so somebody definitely not me, acquired a bottle of this special Iraqi liquor, and I forget, I want to say, it's almost like a black licorice. I don't remember. I think that's what it was. Someone who was there is gonna have had it and they're gonna be emailing. They're emailing right now to let me know what it was. But I almost think it was some sort of almost like a Yaggermeister type type liquor. I think it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. We dragged Doc down into the basement of this place and we got him absolutely plastered on his twenty first birthday, and we put him down for the night. And yeah, so there there's there's a little story for you, Jesse. So judicial, judicial, Jesse, Can you remember the last time a Democrat officeholder didn't lie to us? You are right about the Communists boldly lying where no one has lied so much before. All of Communism is based on lies. It has to be. They are trying.

They have written it down. You don't have to take my word for it. Communists have written it down that the existing institutions, the existing things you know and love, they believe those things are evil and they're trying to destroy them. You can't sell that. You can't sell that to the people whose lives you're trying to ruin. You can't sell it that way. So the communist understands he has to lie. He has to lie. He's trying to lie.

He's not trying to tell the truth. If he tells the truth, it's because he is backed in a corner and absolutely positively has to tell the truth. He is trying to lie. In fact, they police each other in their language so much that he gets in trouble if he tells the truth. If a Democrat was to come out today, picture your Democrat, whether it's Chuck Schumer, doesn't

matter how powerful they are or who they are. If a Democrat came out today and said, hey, these riots in Los Angeles, they are violent riots and every violent person there needs to stop, that Democrat would be chastised up and down by his own party. Because you're not allowed to tell the truth. You have to say things like that, think.

reality of what it is. A young woman with a baby growing in her belly walks into an abortion clinic where they will eventually tear the baby out of her. They will tear it apart with four steps as she kills the living child in front of her. You can't describe abortion like that to people and sell it. The communist knows that. So it's women's reproductive rights. Now that you can sell that, you can sell especially to stupid young women who don't know anything about anything. Ah, these

are my rights. I'm fighting for my rights. You have to lie about everything at all times. By the way, that's why preborn is the best, because Preborn introduces those young women to a truth. No one else will tell them that it's a baby and it's alive. Preborn gives out free ultrasounds to these young women. That's all it takes. Because she's going to hear her baby's heartbeat. All the lies get shattered in that moment when you introduce a mother to her baby. You save lives when you give

to preborn. Preborn dot com slash Jesse. If you just want to buy one ultrasound, If you can't even do that, twenty eight bucks buys the ultrasound. Maybe you can only give five bucks, Maybe can give five grand. No, no, no, it's all tax deductible preborn dot com slash Jesse. Al right, back to what we were discussing. They lie because they are commanded to, they are expected to. All right, all right, Jesse. On last night's show, you were talking about the police

chief in LA who wasn't helping ice. How can we trust the police when they basically tell us they're not willing to follow the rules of the country and they will protect criminals. How do we get rid of these kinds of cops? Well, it wasn't just lapd in Blue City after Blue City, Remember this was Seattle's police chief.

available for free. Just go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. So the guy emails in about these police chiefs LA's police chief, Seattle's police chief. I'm not gonna help deport anybody. I'm gonna protect these illegals. I'm gonna do this or that. And he says, how do you trust them? Well, listen, because we hold up people who do dangerous, brave jobs

to protect us them in high regard. We don't like always discussing the uncomfortable truth, the historical, accurate, uncomfortable truth, and that is that armed units, whether it be cops, whether it be the military, doesn't matter what it is. They will follow orders, even evil orders. Do you remember COVID? Let me ask you something, just on at question, let

me ask you something. How many how many times did you read or watch a video of a police officer during COVID arresting a politician that gave out an unconstitutional, illegal directive or order? How many times did you see that? Okay? Now, how many times did you see a police officer arrest than American citizen for eating in a restaurant, paddle boarding outside by themselves? America's police officers, depending on the jurisdiction,

America's police officers followed orders. They did, They followed, and they will. Now what does that mean. Does that mean they're bad?

It's everybody. It's human nature, it's armed units. Remember I told you I spoke to somebody who would know about this was under Joe Biden's presidency, and they were obviously they have weaponized the military, filled it up with a bunch of filthy commies. And this guy told me, because we were talking about green Berets, who I probably hold them above almost any other soldier. I just think they're

just incredible, incredible people. And we were talking and he said, Jesse, I'm telling you right now, if Joe Biden told green Berets to start attacking American citizens like school board moms, he guessed his guestimate was a third of them would follow orders. This solution is to change the leadership, because what you can't change, and what I cannot change, is the fact that uniformed armed units will follow the orders

of the people who lead them. The solutions not removing Seattle's police chief or LA's police chief, because the next one's just going to go in there and follow orders. The solution isn't to blame the cop who's arresting Paddle Borders on Venice Beach. The solution is to get out

of those jurisdictions. This is why I have encouraged you endlessly to move if you can, because if you are in a blue state and a blue county and a blue city, that means every single layer of your government has declared you to be the enemy, and they will hurt you whenever they get a chance to hurt you. That's what communists do with power. That's what they believe

in doing with power. There will never be a moment where they will think about what is right or what is wrong or the law that the communist finds those concepts to be ridiculous and childish. If you are in an all blue area with no layers of decent government above you, you just waiting for the other shoe to drop. You're just waiting because they're just waiting for a chance to get you. That's how the communist believes in using power. And you've seen it everywhere up and down the line.

How many layers of New York City's government came to the defense of Daniel Penny when he stopped the bad man in the subway. Maybe I missed the memo. I can't think of a single one. And if it wasn't for a good jury, and even then it was real close, that young marine would have went to prison for twenty years.

there that. Don't don't let world affairs destroy your happiness this weekend. There's always another war coming. Maybe maybe next week we'll bring total chaos. Maybe it don't happen in an hour, I don't know. Don't let it destroy your weekend, all.

Thanks for being the middleman and saving us the mistake of using Temu or other Chinese apps would knock off cheaply made items. Well, I don't use, don't. I don't speak for anything. I don't use we Vet, we vet hard Here now I should clarify. We are blessed to be able to do that because the show is sold out. It's always sold out. The show has grown so much,

and it's doing so well. The show sells out. When the show is sold out, you have freedom, complete freedom to say no, nope, i'll do this, I won't do that, Yes, i'll do this, Nope, I don't like them, Nope, I never used that. I don't do it. And we say no all the time, but I am not perfect. We vet and we vet and we vet, and Chris and Corey as soon as we get an offer from somebody, they will comb through every part of it. Looking for DEI filth or looking for any of that other stuff.

But are we going to miss? Yes, at some point in time we will. I have missed one time, but it wasn't necessarily our fault. The company was great and treated our people great. And then I don't know what happened leadership. Maybe they were a bunch of drunks or something. I don't know. The company started, we started getting emails Jesse, Jesse, this company Jesse did't know. I'm not going to tell you.

You figured out on your own. And I was mortified, absolutely mortified, because that's a big deal to me that my people are treated well. And so immediately, to their credit, called Premier and said done dropping them. Don't want it? Then they were. They immediately got it. They said, yeah, whatever you want sounds good. The second we got that, we dropped them. So I've missed on one. Guess it wasn't really our fault, but a miss is a miss. We try to make sure that we are a trustworthy

voice for companies that share our values. That's what we strive to do. I know you work hard for your money. That does matter to us a lot here, and so we work for it. We work at it. Try to keep that up. I hope we don't have some big miss one day. You never know, I guess, dear mister smoked KESO. I have a theory about Simone Biles and Riley Gaines blowing up on the internet. Simone Biles was just trying to ensure that she had her system membership card.

Your thoughts, okay, So in case you didn't know, we didn't really go into it because that I'm going to do a big cat fight segment on the show. But Simone Biles amazing gymnasts, greatest gymnasts of all times. Simone Biles. She went after Riley Gaines, who you probably know. Riley Gaines is that blonde swimmer from Kentucky who's been She's an outspoken advocate now to get men out of women's sports. She even has a show I think on Clay's Network. I think she has a show on OutKick Now. But

Ryley Gaines, you know who Riley Gaines is. Simone Biles publicly crucified Riley Gaines for being against the dudes playing in women's sports, and Simone was not shy about it. She came out and blasted away. Then Simone Biles got crucified for it, so much so that she issued almost half hearted but a public apology. And the public apology, if you read it, reads like it was read by a PR person, reads like it was written by a PR person, which I'm sure it was. So what happened?

How did this happen? Well, first of all, Simone Biles is an idiot, and she's been an idiot for a very long time. We don't like to think about that because America's gymnasts are always they're always special to us. They always seem like these wonderful girls there, these wonderful innocent they're all small, right, they're gymnasts. They look at these wonderful, innocent young girls who are who are fighting

on behalf of America at the Olympics. So we naturally, as Americans, we naturally have an affinity for women's gymnastics. When I was a kid, a child who didn't even care about any of this stuff, we would watch the Olympics, and we always watch the women's gymnastics, So we have an affinity for that. And Simone Bios is out there, she's kicking everyone's rear end, and so we have a nat We like that. Okay, look at this, you look at this wonderful, beautiful young girl. She's out there competing.

But Simone Bios is a lefty communist moron, and she always has been. She's a complete moron. She said a bunch of things publicly to show that she's just a complete moron. And that's unfortunate. But a lot of our wonderful athletes are complete morons. If you're an amazing athlete, you can be a complete moron most of the time because your athletic skills are so great. You can earn a great living, You can get fame and fortune by being a moron. Some mobiles is just a moron, she's

an idiot. She also is in a bubble, you see. She hangs out in left wing circles. Of course, that's why she says so many stupid, calmy things. She is around people who are lefties, and when you trap yourself in that bubble, you get what I like to refer to as signal lag, meaning you're so outside of normal America. Not right wing America, just normal America. You're so outside of it because you're in a left wing bubble, especially

if you're a wealthy, privileged athlete. You're so outside of normal America that, once normal America has moved on or changed their mind about something, you won't know until it's too late. The American public doesn't like the tranny stuff, and the American public eighty to twenty hates the tranees in women's sports. If you are a politician and you take the side of men and women's sports, you are a moron because every poll shows it. The country hates it.

They see these dudes beating up these young ladies in sports and they despise it. And I'm glad they do. But if your Simone Biles, if you live in that world, that lefty world, you don't know until it's too late. Simone Simone is used to spouting off whatever putrid, savage commie propaganda she consumes, and for the longest time. Look, even two or three years ago, you'd be applauded, celebrated for that. Wow, let's give her a front page article

in a new endorsement deal. America turned on all that America has turned, and the blowback was so much that a pr person, I would guess, put out a public statement on behalf of Simone Biles. Now, why would that happen. Did Simone Biles stop being a lefty Kami loser? Of course not. Her sponsors were probably getting phone calls now Corporate America because of you, and you should be applauded for this, because you've been putting your money where your

morals are. Corporate America is now finally afraid of you. They used to only be afraid of the psychos and the lefties. That's why they placated them at every turn. Now they're afraid of you. It's wonderful to see. Have you noticed a lack of rainbow propaganda during this Pride Month? I know it's still out there. I get that, but it's not everywhere in your freaking face anymore, isn't it? Can't see it? Why Corporate America learned and they got

afraid people in bubbles like Simone Biles? They didn't. All Right, one more segment. Do the commedis want one of their own to get killed? Hang on The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, fantastic Friday, I hope you are getting ready to enjoy your weekend. If you miss me over the weekend, I know you will. You can eat what Chris. You can

email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse, are you concerned that the Kammi elite might kill one of their own and try to create a Kent State type incident? Well? Yes, in fact, I believe that's the goal. Either they kill one of their own or they will try to push police and the military now try to push things far enough so somebody dies. Remember, communists value the revolution, they do not value individual lives. That's how

they've always been. Remember that story I told you about Vietnam and when they're fighting the French after Quisan, they have a bunch of French soldiers in captivity. They're being marched off the prisoners and there's a Vietnamese soldier who's wounded, lying in the muck wounded. Instead of helping him, the Vietnamese soldiers are walking on him to stay out of the muck, and the French guy says to the Vietnamese captors,

heyk it, why aren't you helping your guy? He's wounded, And they flat out told him how he's already made his contribution to the cause. That's how the communist looks at things, and they're dying. What they're trying to do right now with all these riots and protests. There's a bunch of things going on, But what they really, really, really are trying to do is reverse Yes, well they're trying to reverse this.

even have it a little bit higher than that. There is no issue on which Trump is doing so much better than he was in his first term more than the issue of immigration. No wonder The Times has written up the way that he is. Trump is begging for a fight on this because he knows what he's doing so far is working with the American electorate.

scum and street communists sum are separate. And to the elite communists scum, the street animals are really just that. They're just a herd of animals who can be sacrificed at will. They're the foot soldiers who have to march forward and throw things and riot and vandalize. And if a couple of them dies, well, if it helps my poll numbers, that's great. Go die. That's how elites think

about the streets. If you are one of the street animals, one of you monsters who listens to the show and sends me death threats all the time, you have mad at me all you want. I like you more than your elites. Do you follow orders of people who want you dead. I don't want you dead at all. I want you to wake up and stop being an idiot. Your elites they kill you in a heartbeat. They don't care at all about you. Yet you follow their orders and you hate me. That's what makes me laugh. Jesse.

I'm running because I'm very concerned about what the communists had planned for Saturday, June fourteenth. I like Trump, but I think he's walking into a buzz saw and bringing the rest of us with him. I know he wants to celebrate the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the Army and Flag Day, but this is a really bad idea. I'm sure no one can convince him otherwise. If you have any influence that I know you do, please implore him to make a proclamation. All right, I understand what

you're saying. In case you don't know what she's talking about, there's a big military parade tomorrow, big one. They're bringing in tanks and everything. The left is getting ready. They are getting ready to protest it loudly. The elite communists, scum elected democrats, media, they're already trying to whip up outrage about this kind of stuff that North Korea does.

They're using the most deranged Yes, it's like Hitler. They're using the most deranged rhetoric in the world, which tells you those are marching orders they're handing out marching orders to the street communists scum to go cause problems at this parade. I understand your fears. I understand your concerned that maybe we will get that incident. We just talked about, what if they take it too far? What if somebody dies? Right?

But I get that. But what we have to understand is the communist does what he does all in an effort to control you and silence you and to stop you from doing or saying the things you want to do. Everything is a manipulation tactic. They want you to be too afraid of this that you don't do it. You cannot give them that ground if you allow them, with all their outrage and they're paid protests and they're street animals, if you allow them to cancel your army parade, they

will use that. That'll be that's like blood in the water for sharks. That'll motivate them to go destroy whatever they can every chance they get in an effort to stop you from stopping them. You can't. It would be the worst thing in the world to cancel it because you're afraid of violence breaking out. I understand what you're saying. I understand why you're saying it. You cannot give them that win. We have to take our chalk because we have to be strong enough and smart enough. That's the truth.

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we didn't get to Jesse. I tuned into today's show a little late, so I'm hoping I'm not repeating in earlier listeners question, California's Governor Gavin Newsom is daring Trump and Tom Holman to arrest him. Do you think Newsom will be arrested? No, I do not. JB. Pritzker is doing the well, he's doing the exact same thing. Every Democrat who wants to be the twenty twenty eight Democrat nominee. They're all trying to get arrested because they believe it'll

make them the twenty twenty Democrat nominee. That's why they're doing it. So no, I don't believe they'll end up being arrested. I do believe. It's time for the weekend. Don't enjoy yourself, that's all