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to foreigners. So wait a minute, How's that possible? They said they created all these jobs. These dagcon people are the most crooked, lying scammers in the world. How they do that? Seven hundred and eighty five thousand new government employees. That is the biggest monthly surge of government employees on record,

according to zero Hedge, the largest surge on record. They were trying to cook the books on the unemployment numbers, and so while you can't afford the monthly rent, they took your money and hired seven hundred and eighty five thousand more government DEI hires and then bragged to you about the jobs market. Like I said in the beginning hour,

of the show. If the American media wasn't dedicated to covering four Democrats, if they would just report actual news, the Democrat Party would be so loathed, so despised by the American people top to bottom, they would have to get rid of the party completely and start a new one and name it something else. If the American people truly knew how stupid, evil, and despicable these people are,

they would hate all of them. The government. The government wanted better jobs numbers right before the election, so they took your money and hired seven hundred thousand new government workers. God jeez, dear doctor tiny hands. You know what. I'm not telling you guys anything again. I'm never saying anything again. These are big hands. Since moving my family from Washington State to Texas a few years ago, thank you for the advice. Texas drivers are making me wish I was

back living under Comrade Insley Well. I appreciate that Texas drivers may not be as mentally challenged to support as those who support James Langford. There comes some concerning behaviors. Can you please do a PSA so I don't do anything crazy like move back to Washington. He goes on to talk about. What's he say to anyone who needs to hear this. When you're on a farm to market road and have the right of way, it could be counterproductive to slow down or stop to let others merge.

He's just totally raging on the road, and he says, thank you. Just the father trying to raise two anti communists. Okay, so I'm gonna tell you something, and everyone's gonna be mad at me. But what I'm gonna say is true. No matter where you live, no matter where you go, everybody in their particular area think the drivers of their particular area are uniquely bad. It's just one of those

it's a human nature thing. Remember I have lived I've lived in Ohio, I've lived in Montana, I've lived in California, New Mexico, Texas, Virginia. I've been all over the place, and every single place I've gone, the locals will sit and claim that the drivers in their area are the worst in the country. No one knows how to drive here.

All the drivers are the same. Look, if you have more women, obviously you're gonna have more traffic accidents and incidents like that, of course, But for the most part, about five to ten percent of the population. They can't drive. Why is five to ten percent of the population. It's not that they're stupid or anything like that. Some of them are stupid, it's not that they're selfish. Those are

the people who only think about themselves. The entire world is about themselves, and those are the ones who screw up air travel, road travel. They're the ones who screw up your school. If you have problems in your kids' school, it's always the same five kids, because it's always the bottom barrel losers. It's always the bottom percentage of people who give the rest of the people in that area a bad name. We've had this conversation when it comes

to politics. I remember during the primary, Trump fans would email in and say DeSantis fans are mean, I hate them, and DeSantis fans would email in and say Trump fans are mean, I hate them, and I would have to explain, No, you don't understand. Every single candidate ever has a bottom of the barrel percentage of their fans. Who you are idiots, indeespicable. It's not unique to any one candidate. Trump has bottom barrel fans. Desanta says, bottom barrel fans. It's not unique

to politics, either Republicans do, Democrats do. Taylor Swift has the bottom five percent of her fans garbage human beings. The New York Giants the bottom five percent of the fans garbage human beings. Anytime you have fans, you are gonna have a hardcore bottom percent that give the rest of them a bad name. Same thing applies to on the road now as far as Texas drivers go. Look, it can be there's something different about the South, and if you're not from the South, it can be hard

to get used to and it can be frustrating Southern people. Look, I live in the South on purpose. I love it. If I ever left Texas, and I might one day, who knows what we'll do. I guarantee you I'm gonna move to Tennessee or Alabama. I love Alabama, or Mississippi, Georgia, the Carolinas. I just I love the South. Florida maybe, although it's pretty expensive now, but there's in the South.

They are more nice, they are more polite, and depending on the situation, for people who aren't from here, that can come off as kind of rude, like you just mentioned merging traffic. I this is this is not a good thing about me. I know this, but I am in a hurry always. I walk fast, I drive fast. I just it's not a good thing. I'm not bragging

about it. It's terrible, but I'm in a hurry. I love living in the South, But my goodness, when I get in line at the gas station and the guy in front of me goes into a five to ten minute conversation with a gas station clerk about the traffic out front and the weather in the back, and I just want to buy my hot Cheetos and leave the gas station. All this is very polite. It makes me want a murder somebody. Sometimes politeness down here can rub people the wrong way if you're not from here. The

different parts of the country are so different. They're just so different. Jesse, I'm retiring soon after thirty eight years in the post office, age sixty six. Upon this future event, what do I do now with my free time? Look at that thirty eight years with the post office. That's actually really cool. Thirty eight years. Think about the stuff this guy's seen. Thirty eight years working in the post office. He said, my two daughters are successful. I'm married thirty

four years. Upheld traditional family values maybe continue to play senior softball, cook something nice, watch history documentaries, or get involved starting at the local level. But I love all that. I love. Keep playing softball, Get involved politically, that's a great thing. Get involved politically. I love that. But if I can offer one piece of advice, this is I'm not a senior citizen yet, although if you look at

my beard, I'm rapidly approaching that. Apparently, spend some time around young people in one way or the other, whether that's coach. Maybe maybe coach youth baseball. Maybe you just volunteer to be an assistant coach on the football team or something like that. This is what I believe about mankind. I don't like it when young people only live around young people, and when old people live only around old people, like these old people communities, I don't think it's healthy

for the people there. I think it's healthy for older people to be around younger people, to be around children, to be around. I think it helps you, helps it helps keep perspective, it helps keep you young, and vice versa. I don't think it's healthy for younger people to only live, work, in worship around younger people. Older people have wisdom, they're part of our society. They're people you can lean on. We are all supposed to live together, the old people,

young people, children, middle age. Find a way. If you're going to retire, find a way to spend some time around younger people. It's very healthy. Dear tiny hand, dear tiny handed titan. I went to a rally for Mark Robinson today and not only was the turnout low, but at thirty three, I was the youngest by what appeared to be a decade. Do you have any advice on how we get the younger voters to come to non presidential rallies and really get involved? Thanks for your help,

he said. His name is Will Okay. So I've been frustrated by that, and I've vented that frustration to you several times. I hate it that every time I show up at a local election or something, it's all old people working there. It's not an insult to the old people, it's an insult to the young people. Where are the young people at political events? You show up, everybody's got gray hair? Again, not an insult to the old people. Why is everyone old? It should be young people involved too.

Now I understand why that is. Look, we just talked about the post office guy. When you're older, when you retire, you have more time on your hands to get involved. But they shouldn't be the only ones involved with something. We have to change. As far as changing that, how do we do that? But we'll talk about that real quick. Hang on, It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Remember, if you miss any part of the show, download a

podcast iHeart Spotify iTunes. You can call us eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three and leave a voicemail. No one's going to answer. You can email. Now back to this guy, how do we get young people more involved? So you know I went last night after the show was over. There was a school board forum. We've got this big school board election going on in my area. And you know how much I rant about school boards and how we have to focus on school

boards and this and that. So I can hardly sit here and sit and tell you to get involved all the time and then go sit on my fet button not do anything. Now, Can I be hypocritical and not right? So got my buddy to come with me and we went out to the school board forum last night. Obviously, we have a long way to go of waking up the norms and normas out there. But that school board forum last night was packed. They kept having to go get extra chairs, and they were I wouldn't say mostly

young people, but thirty forty young people. I think ours focus on schools and school boards. I think that is our gateway to getting to young people. Why it's personal for them. Why were there so many young people at that school board forum last night Because they have kids, They have kids in school, They are are invested in what their kids are and aren't learning in school. I think that is going to be our ticket. Pushing school board stuff, pushing a better education system. Pushing that is

what gets younger people involved. And then once you're involved, you stay involved. That's kind of how these things work. Once you start digging in, you start getting involved at the school board level, then you're starting to learn about what happens at the county level here, the city council here.

Then once you start to learn the players, learn the game, then you're starting to learn where you need to be who there's somebody in your area who has a position they should not have, and you'll figure that out quickly. I wanted to say that about the forum and I wanted to say one more thing about the school board forum last night. We get We've had emails before many

times about non partisan elections. They call them elections where they don't declare I'm a Democrat or I'm a Republican, and that's actually what this school board thing was last night. Nobody was up there saying I'm a Republican, I'm a Democrat. No donkeys, no elephants, no nothing or nonpartisan here, non partisan and people they want that to change, and I want that to change too. If I'm being honest, however, I will say you should probably give yourself more credit

than you are Jesse. How do I tell what they are? I showed up last night. There were eight candidates up on that stage. I was there for fifteen minutes, and I could have told you who the Libs were and who the good people were on that stage. All you have to do is listen. You know the buzzwords, you know how they think. You know the things they say that give themselves away and vice versa. You know how good, how good people talk, and what they want and what

their values are. They will reveal themselves. I want people to have to label themselves democrat Republican too. I'm right there with you. But if that's something that stresses you out, or something you don't like at all, believe me, if you talk to them, you would know. And actually, right when we walked in in this one, and they have this in a lot of local areas, so this probably

applies to you. Right when you walked in. They had questionnaires there, all eight candidates will actually seven of the eight. One of the guys refused to fill it out. Of course, he was my favorite one. They had a questionnaire with just a list of some questions, what would you do, what's your experience? All that crap. While I was waiting for the moderator, he was really boring. But while I was waiting for him to get through his stuff, I

started picking up the answers to these questionnaires. I guarantee, if you spent five minutes reading one of these, you would be able to figure out, Oh, this person's on our side, this guy not so much. You can figure that stuff out. You know the language. You're not uneducated, you are not dumb. You are the hyper informed. You'll figure out who the good guys are, all right, all right, dear doctor Dainty Hans, you know Chris, you did this welly,

don't feel like you're censoring these out. Don't you feel like these emails should be censored so it doesn't hurt my feelings anyway? The guy says, let's skip all the non important stuff, hurricanes, world War three, doc workers strike and Israel attacks and get down to the real business. Since you obviously have tiny hands and Chris is not a real person, why not prove your fan base wrong and have you and Chris measure your hands live on live on your TV show and post it to YouTube.

I see this as an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. The truth shall set you free. It's not right. His name's John, he requested the Howard Dean thing. I shouldn't even give it to you, Ice Master. What are your thoughts on having a big, tent Republican party. On one hand, we need all the votes in support

we can get. On the other hand, welcoming all the LGBTQ air force, the sort of right leaning people, the porn stars, the trannies for Trump type people, the abortion is fine up to a certain type, leads to an increasingly watered down party that no longer believes in values traditional marriage, not transitioning kids, gun rights, so on, and so forth. In other words, the Republican Party starts accepting everything in an attempt to bring more people in, but

it ends up leaving in nothing. The party becomes no better than Democrats. How do we keep it from watering down the Republican Party? She said, I don't consider myself a Republican. I'm an anti communist. Her name is Heather. She's probably a dime. Chris, did you know that dimes? Corey? Did you guys know that dimes? There are certain names that are giveaways. We've had this talk before. Britney's, It's pretty much universal. Britney's are always hot, generally dumb, but

always hot. Carly's Carle. I've never seen an ugly Carley in my life. Carley's dead giveaway. Heather another one of those dime names. And I don't know why it works out this way, but it does. It's like my buddy, I want to give credit to him. It's not my theory that turned out to be true, the white coat theory. If a woman owns a white coat hot almost every time. I don't know, Chris, don't Why are you holding your hands I'm not questioning the science. Okay, it is what

it is. I have tested this theory time and time again, and it's true. If you're a woman, you have a white coat, total dome. It just works that way. Now, I forget what were we talking about. Oh yeah, the Republican Party and watering it down and allowing these people in. Let's talk about that next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday. So, I'm not gonna read the whole email again, but this dime named Heather emailed and said, hey, what are we

becoming too big tent? She mentioned? She said that there's all the LGBTQ stuff and the trannies for Trump stuff, and the porn stars stuff and the pro abortion stuff. Or are we getting too big tent? Well, let's first nail down on this. Remember we are susceptible. I certainly am to seek out electoral solutions to cultural problems. And this will come back to I'm gonna answer your question to stay with me. We have a people problem, not

a politician problem. We have a people problem in this country. We have the government we deserve. The people themselves are the problem. But what does that mean? Well, we have routed our culture to the point that the people aren't seeking the things they should be seeking. Now you brought up abortion, so we can make it about abortion. People ask me all the time, what do I feel about a ban here, a federal ban of this net say no,

I'm about as hardcore pro life as you can possibly be. Actually, not about I'm as pro life as you can possibly be. I don't know how you could get any further to the right on the issue. But what do I think about a band here, ban there? And what I've always said is this ban it fine. I don't care the good ban it good, sounds fine, But we shouldn't have a culture full of people who want an abortion. That's

the root cause of the problem. You know, we bring it up with child trans stuff or any training stuff. It's not just children anybody. You shouldn't have to tell a doctor not to cut off a child's penis. That's not a thing you should have to pass a law for. And I'm fine with banning it. Take the doctor, strip him of his license, send him to a dark prison for the rest of his life. I'm fine with all that. That's fine, But still it comes back to a cultural problem.

We have a people problem, a cultural problem, and virtually every single problem we face in this country is a problem that could be fixed in a permanent way if our culture was better, If our culture was better, you know, a mass deportation. You've heard me prepare you many times that that is a pipe dream. It will never happen. And why have I said that? Because the American people will not be able to handle it. The media will run the largest propaganda campaign in the history of mankind.

The first I'm a busload of women and children get loaded on. The propaganda will overwhelm it. The American people will break. You will see people on our side all of a sudden, well, I'm an immigration squish. We should just get the criminals, and before you know it, it'll all come crumbling down and we'll back off and get weak, and the people who are here will stay here forever. But what does that say? Does that mean our Republicans are weak and stupid? Well, yes, that's always the case.

But what it really is is the people who are the problem. The Republicans we send to Washington, DC are generally weak and stupid, and they can't handle the pressure. But they would be more able to withstand the pressure if we the people were stronger. Now, this doesn't apply to you, because I know you're ready for it. I know your game. But the truth is, these people follow along. Why don't they cut spending? I asked Ron Johnson that once. He's one of the few very good senators we have

from Wisconsin. I asked him, I said, Senator, everyone knows we're going into this debt disaster that is going to implode the whole country. But why does no one ever care about cutting spending? Because he's one of the few guys who does care about it, And he said, Jesse, there's no constituent pushing there's no constituent pushback on spending. None. Oh, if they pass some gun control bill or try to pass an amnesty law like James Langford did, Oh yeah,

there's constituent pushback. There's outrageous billboards that the emails are blowing up. Oh my gosh, you guys suck. When they pass a trillion dollars spending bill, nothing crickets. Well, what does that say? We have a people problem? The American people will scream about inflation and then beg the government for another stimmy check. Uh, how do you think inflation works?

Pal So back to your question, is the Republican Party getting too big tent with this, that or this or that well in a general election because they are so close, you coalition build. And the problem with coalition building is once you start coalition building, you have some people walking into the tent you don't want into the tent. What I have said before and what I will say again is this, welcome everyone who wants to walk into your camp and vote with you and vote against the other side.

Welcome all of them into your military camp. Invite them around the fire, cook them a nice meal, thank them for coming along. Where you do not welcome them in is in the general's command post, where they're actually figuring out strategies. What I'm saying is if these people, these different people want to come vote Republican, they're tired of the communists that if they want to do that, fine, great, good,

come on board. We need to build a coalition. We have a lot of elections to win, not just a presidential election election. But should you take the latest tranny who went Republican and make him your next senator senate candidate? Absolutely not, No, but you can only choose what you've got to choose from. That's our population. Now back to the culture question. When you allow your culture to rot out from under you for decades for a variety of reasons.

The aggression of the Communists that brought this about, yes, that's part of it. The pathetic weakness of the Americans, America's feminized church that brought it about as well. Christians were way too weak to push back on it. Well, America's feminized pastors were too weak. Just turn the cheek, It's fine, a couple abortions, It's no big deal. Jesus will love it. So there's a lot that goes into it.

But our culture wrought it out from under us. And now you're looking around at the tent and you got a bunch of trandies here, and porn stars here and abortion lovers there, and you're saying, why do we have to accept these people? Well, those are the people who are in the country now because the culture wrought it. Jesse, does Israel have the weapons supply to keep up their war? I can't imagine all the weapons it would take to fight Iran. Are we selling them the weapons? Yeah, we

are selling them the weapons. Israel doesn't obviously have a significant manufacturing base. They have some, it's not significant. The country's simply not big enough for any of that. But they buy all their advanced stuff, not all of it, but they buy a huge portion of their advanced stuff from US. And because they're flushed with cash, they have always more advanced weaponry than the people around them. And this has been the case for a very long time.

So they just spend their time kicking the crap out of all these jihatis. Dear vertically blessed. The flooding was terrible here, and I'm going to ask a favor. The awful flooding also went into southwest Virginia also, and her youngkin's been on the ground. But all the reporting I've seen tends to leave Virginia out of it. If you could mention Virginia and say a prayer for Appalachia, you could use my name. His name is Darryl. Yeah. Look, I'm as guilty of that as anybody. I haven't been

talking about Virginia and Georgia too. Georgia is not getting the Georgia got pasted too. North Carolina, Tennessee. Those who have been in the news, But yes, Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida. You know what's wild is Florida. Florida got it really really bad. Of course, because they're on the frigging coast. It hit Florida as a category four hurricanes, so that bad boy was cooking. Category four is big boy stuff.

We don't talk about Florida as much for a variety of reasons, but one of them is Ron DeSantis did such a good job. It's it's crazy to see competent, strong GOP leadership. I'm I'm sorry, I'm not used to it. He's so good. It's crazy that he's about to turn out in Florida. And I don't know, I don't know that he'll ever be able to go national. Maybe he will, maybe he won't. As far as you know the twenty twenty eight race, I don't know whether. I don't know

whether as a personality for it, I don't know. But man, the whole country owes that guy that a gratitude for showing how to be a governor. That's how you be a governor right there. That's just been They've just been awesome, awesome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, I feel like I feel like it's been a great Friday. Maybe it's that Doc. Maybe it's the port strike ending that has me feeling good. Maybe it's the fact that

Joe Biden continues to steamroll Kamala today. I was gonna play with you a bit of the press conference, but it got so loud it was hard to hear. It was awful. But what Joe Biden did today, he gave a press conference. He never gives those. When Dome was given comments about the hurricane, he essentially steamroller that had to be on purpose. It had to be done on purpose. What's that, Chris, Oh, I think it was Jill. Of course it was Jill. What did Joe made the decision?

Of course, whoever wasn't Joe. Joe doesn't know anything, is even a functional adult. Oh so get this. I have to do something tonight and I'm dreading it. I have to go to a tequila tasting. Now, let make splain, Let me make spain. I don't really drink much anymore, and I'm not going to drink tonight, but a friend is putting it on and he begged me to come. And I have even if I wanted to have some tequila. We have a five am wake up tomorrow for kids sports. Look,

that's your life. Like I told you before, we're in the death window where the kids can't drive yet, but they're all in sports through all over God's creation. So I have to go for two hours with a bunch of people and watch them taste fine tequila's and I'll be sitting at what, Chris what. I'm not gonna drink at all. I don't think so. But I don't think so. Okay, No, I don't think no. Look, I try to not really anymore. I try to not much at all. It's just something

I've tried to completely cut out. Maybe I'll have a little. But again, when you're old, it's not like the Marine Corps days where you could just stay up and party with your friends all night and then get up and throw on a ruugh and just go hammer it. Once you're forty three, you'll know what I'm talking about, Corey. Tell them once you're forty three, Believe me, Pal, the wake up ain't as fun anymore. It's just not as fun.

It's not whatever. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna call Chris tomorrow morning at five am, tell him I need him to come into the studio for something, so he knows what it's like to get up at that time on a Saturday. It's important, Chris, it's important, and my call is gonna go through because I have pure Talk. You see pure Talk. People think people want

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cares about you. And now and now here's a headline by go you know, you know the thing emails we didn't get to dear sickest source in the business, Chris. What does that mean? Sickest source? What is that? Is that a reference to something I said? Anyway? Is Iran trying to save face or is this a legitimate strike with implications for a broader war. I actually have been very suspicious about this because this is twice now Iran has launched a quote counter attack against Israel, and this

is twice. They really haven't hurt many people, and it looks bad when you turn on the news. You have all these missiles raining down. And I understand about the Iron Dome system, the missile defense system they have, but Iran is not stupid, and they have a real big boy intelligence network. They're well aware of the Iron Dome as well. I don't know. Look, you have to understand this is a precarious situation for Israel, yes, but it's

probably diceier for Iran. For the people who lead Iran, because they've been having to put down protests at their protests after protest of their own people. The people are chafing against this regime. They don't want to live under this Islamist, fundamentalist regime. So when you're trying to put down that stuff at home, you really really have to be careful if you get involved in a foreign engagement that's going to make the people at home even angrier.

We talk about Iran's nuclear sites. What if people start losing power in Iran. What if you're sitting there in Iran, you're already mad at the government, you can't stand it, and then your power goes out for three weeks because Israel just launched a missile into a nuclear facility, You're going to really start chafing. Iran is in a dicey situation. And because of Israel's love of assassinating people in amazing ways with pagers and everything else. Remember when they smoked

one dude with a machine machine gun. It was an electronic machine gun that popped out of a car. It was amazing the people in Iran's government and this is why Israel does it. It's very smart. The people in Iran's government are scared that a war comes home to them personally. It's not like other places where oh yeah, some young men can go die. Who cares about them? Sure, send another ten thousand young men to go die. No, no, no, no, no, Jack. That next bomb might be in your coffee pot while

you're pouring a cup in the morning. It creates a personal level of fear. I am not so sure Iran wants this thing to escalate anymore, because this is now two for two. Horrible missile strike that does not very much. Jesse, I'm gonna vote for Trump. I'm having a hard time convincing myself it matters. There's a voice in the back of my head that's telling me they will keep finding and counting votes in Philly into December if that's what it takes for Harris to win. Please tell me I'm

wrong or is someone on this. I'm not going to tell you you're wrong. I'm going to tell you two things. One, the Republican election integrity efforts, pull watchers and whatnot. They are far greater than anything we have ever had in the past, by a mile. Is it enough? Of course not. The Communists are far ahead and cheating in elections, but it is significant, especially compared to what it was last time. That is one. Two What if they do cheat? What

if they do cheat and they steal it. Well, listen, we have to bail water anyway. We have to vote and act like they're not going to anyway. We can't

give up, because then we're guaranteed to be doomed. I am hopeful we are going to win this election, but as I've said before, we might wake up on that Wednesday in November, on the first Wednesday in November, we might have lost, and we might be hurting and angry and sad, and we're sitting there trying to digest what four years of Dome is going to mean for this country in our way of I know, it's scary, it makes me sick even thinking about it. And there's a

chance that happens. There's a chance. Saving the country is a process, not an event. This election will not decide whether America is saved or lost. We have a thousand battles to fight. This is a very important one, but we have a thousand battles to fight. Don't put all your eggs in the Trump basket, because then you're setting yourself up to be devastated at some point. All Right, If Trump wins, all is not saved. If Trump loses, all is not lost. Now put your phone down, go

enjoy your weekend. We'll do this again on Monday,