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Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

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He the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. I hope so much that you are going to have a blessed weekend. So this hour I'm actually gonna tell my little tale of getting to Houston. Longtime listeners will know it, but someone asks, so I figure I might as well give you the the abridged version. Hey, Chris, Abridged means brief, right, I want to make sure I use that. That's what it means. I knew i'd nailed that. I went to community college,

fully accredited community college. Someone's crapping all over the Churchill Bunker. I want to go to That sucks. Why are people platforming Gavin knew some someone's mad about it? VP picks. Someone wants to know about Sarah Huckabee Sanders. All that in so much more as much as I can get to in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Jesse, for a man who can live in any city in state, he wants, why did you

choose Houston? Okay? First? For a man who can live in any city or state, he wants, Man, I have kids, I have I have a wife. She has friends. I have friends. I understand that now, especially in this digital wage, you can really do a radio show from anywhere. You know, you can do a TV show from anywhere. I understand that physically, I could do a show from pretty much anywhere. But I'm a flesh and blood human being the same way you are. I'm not some rock star. My kids

are in school, I got I got bills to pay. Yeah, I'm here, but let me let me let me accept your premise that I can just move anywhere I want, anytime I want. I still have Chris and Corey here, by the way, and they have families, wives and kids. You know, we're people. We're normal people who eat pizza and cheese sticks. That aside, Why did I choose Houston? I get this question a lot because Houston it's a

bit of a dump. But when people think about Texas and the worst big city, Houston's usually on that list because it's a big, sprawling, spread out, industrial port city. And if I'm being honest, it's very ugly. It's flat, it's ugly, it's oil. It's all oil refinery stuff, kind of dirty. You get a new air quality advisory every day, and the weather is subtropical horrid. It's just awful, absolutely awful. And people say, why Houston, w Houston, Why Houston. Here's

why Houston. Remember, I am a normal person. I have lived a normal life for almost my entire life. This is accidental that I'm doing. This is kind of an accident. Allow me to explain for maybe you don't know. I when I got out of the Marine Corps, I ran for Congress. I went back to work in construction. That's what I'd been doing before. I come from a construction family. I went back to work in construction, met my wife, I was going to community college. Just wanted to do construction.

The rest of my life. Started to get super into politics. Ran for Congress a couple of times, lost twice. I won the Republican primary, then lost the general election. I wanted to stay in politics, so I moved to Washington, d C. With my wife two kids, and worked in politics back there for a year. I just hated living there. Hated it. Everyone's so rude, it's so dirty. It was. This was not for me. Quit my job without a job, and through the family in a minivan. We had one

of those Honda minivans. Don't judge me. They were affordable and there were all you could fit the kids in. All right, I had one of those Honda minivans, stuffed everything in it, and we started driving across the country trying to find work. But here's the terrible part about this, and I don't wish this on anyone, but maybe you go through this too. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I kind of wanted to stay in politics because I'm here, because I believe it is a mission.

I am passionate about fighting against communism, So I wanted to stay in the fight some way. But I wasn't married just staying in politics. What we were married to was living in a red state. We lived red, we lived blue. We were done living in blue states. We

knew that life was just better in red ones. So We're driving all through the Carolinas and Tennessee and everywhere, and I'm stopping every place we can find, turning in resumes with normal civilian companies, with political companies, Hey are you looking for anybody something? And I'm out of work,

and so the bank accounts getting low. We get clear to Texas, all the with all the way down the eastern seaboard looped around through Alabama, Mississippi, which I love, love those places, all the way over to end up in Dallas, Texas, and we are. It'd been I think almost a three week road trip. Almost a month, maybe three weeks to a month was the road trip, flat

broke and busted. I am in Dallas, Texas. We're living in a hotel at the time, and call my mom just to check in, say, hey, Mom, we're still alive. She says, Hey, Chuckswindall, he's this famous pastor, Chucks Windall has a church over there. It's Sunday. Why don't you guys go up to church. I didn't feel like it at all. My God, all right, I will, that's fine. I don't know what else to do. Maybe I'll find a job at the church. Drive up to the church.

We walk in the lobby, had not even met anybody who didn't even hear a sermon or anything like that, and both of us just kind of new. We looked at we said we're moving here, and we did. It was in Frisco, Texas. It's in the Dallas area. Move there, but still no job. So I look on Craig's list, and I don't even know if Craigslist still exists. I believe it does. This online classified section always has employment opportunities, the same way the local paper does. There's an advertisement

to sell RVs. I am beyond desperate. I figured I could probably sell something. I ran for Congress twice, selling myself probably sell something. Went down, applied. I was the only one who showed up in a suit, the only one who looked them in the eye, the only one who shook hands, the only one who shut my mouth and listened. And I got hired on the spot, in front of all the other dirt balls who gathered up in T shirts and shorts that day. Wear a suit anyway,

I get hired and I start selling RVs. I was really good at it. I just I enjoyed talking to people to some extent. By the end of the day, I don't want to talk to people anymore, but just talking to people, just goofing, laughing, talking about life sold RV. I always enjoyed RV's. We actually lived in one for a while when I was a kid, so I know RV's so sold RV's. I was so good at it.

They made the sales manager after a year. Then they opened up some huge store down in Houston, Texas, and they offered me the sales manager position at that store. I accepted. We had to come down here, find a place to live, find a school for the kids. This is eight or nine years ago. I don't even remember. Eight or nine years ago. We moved down here and that's what I was doing. I came down here for work. Now we found a great little setup for ourselves, nice

little house, a great little school. And then I got to know Michael Berry, my mentor. Michael Berry. He's also a Natalie syndicated radio host. Depending on where you're listening, he might have been on right before me. Maybe you just got done listening to Michael. He's a good friend and my mentor. I really owe a lot of this to him. He saw something I'd put on social media.

He reached out, had his show reach out and say, hey, you want to come on the show and talk about this, And from the RV sales room, I did a radio interview. He loved it. He kept me on forever. It's like forty five minutes. I'm in the Taco Bell drive through that night after work and Michael Barry calls my cell phone. I answer it. We just sit and gab for a while, ended up getting to be very good friends, and he starts pushing me to try this or something like this.

He's kept saying, I feel like you could have a really special media career if you wanted. And this is at the time I was kind of burning out on selling RV sales. Isn't for everybody, and if it is for you, that's very good. You canna make a pile of money. And I want to encourage you young men and women, great money in sales if you can do it, if you can do it. But I was burning out a little bit on it. I was kind of ready for something. I was ready to get back in whatever.

I started putting these stupid little videos online called Jesse Kelly Brief. They're still on YouTube. You can go look at them. These dumb little things that were poorly produced for a reason that he's no one to produce it. It's my iPhone on a stand and it was just just be hing dumb. There is a little two minute videos and Michael Berry starts leaning on the local radio station in Houston, the Great KPRC, starts leaning on Eddie Martini.

He's awesome, awesome dude, kind of in charge of a bunch of I heard stuff down here, he's the boss, starts, Hey, you should give this guy a shot. Give this guy shot, and I showed up. They gave me a one hour night show, seven to eight o'clock at night. Jewish producer Chris was the board operator the first night. I sat down without any idea what I was doing. And we just celebrated our seven year anniversary. And The Jesse Kelly Show is nationally syndicated, one of the biggest shows in

the country, from New York to Honolulu. Isn't that crazy? What a stupid story that have no idea? Yeah, people ask me how it worked out that way, no idea, By God's own grace. That's what I tell him.

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It is The.

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Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. This guy says, Jesse, why are conservatives helping Gavin Newsom sharpen his game? Guys, what are you doing? He's not talking to me. I haven't done that, and I wouldn't. You probably know as much as I do. How what a disaster California is,

so on and so forth. Please stop helping him. Look, I can't answer this question why people on the right are continuing to sit down with Gavin Newsom to help him. That's what he's doing. He's going on all these right wing podcasts so he can learn how to not sound like such a freak to normal people. Remember, Gavin Newsom is he doesn't have any belief system. He was essentially

created in a lab to push communism. Gavin Newsom is very aware that he has to walk the tightrope we have talked about so many times before, a very, very very I'm so glad I'm not one of these people, some Democrat that has to do this a difficult tightrope. Chris grab that Gavin Newsom audio of him talking about the Training Kids on I think it was Sean Ryan

Show or something like that, walking a tightrope. The tightrope is how do I let the deranged, demonic freaks of my base, how do I let them know that I'm their champion, I'm one of them, while at the same time not freaking out Normy norm and making him think I'm a dirty California communist who believes all this filth. How do you do that? Well, he's going to have to walk that tightrope from now till the twenty twenty eight election. He will This is a scary thought. Look,

I'm worried. I am not saying he's gonna win, but he worries me. He will get better and better and better the more he practices, as he focus groups this stuff, as he pulls this stuff, He's going to get better at answering questions he knows are coming. That's part of the reason he's sitting down with people on the right so he can figure out how do I walk this rope without losing my balance. I'm gonna play this again. I've played it for you before. I want you to

do the best you can. You know what, We're gonna do it twice, like we'll do it twice because I'm do I want to do this with you. First. I need you to try to set aside you and I need you to be a demonic cultural communist. Now, Gavin Newsom gets asked this question by a right winger. Does his answer speak to you? What about for your values? I mean, is eight years old too young?

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Yeah? I mean, look, I now that I have a nine year old just became nine. Come on, man, I get it, So those are legit. You know, it's interesting just the issue of age.

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I haven't.

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I'm as I and there's someone that's been so focused on equality broadly LGBT rights, particularly gay marriage. The trans issue for me is also novel. It's over the last few years. I'm trying to understand as much as anyone else, whole pronoun thing, trying to understand all of that.

Speaker 1

If you're a mentally ill demon part of the Democrat base, you may not love that answer. He wasn't loudly your advocate. But did he offend you? Does he sound like your enemy? There? He doesn't, does he? I mean you can I wish he'd I wish he'd come out stronger for trainnies. You may say that, but he doesn't sound like your enemy. Now I need you to set you aside again, and I need you to become the normy in your life. You have one, Maybe you're related to them, maybe it's

a neighbor, whoever, the normy in your life. You know what they watch football? You know what they don't do. They don't really consume the news. They'll read a couple headlines. They know the gas prices are too high, but they don't really participate. I'm not interested in politics. They say stuff like that, your norm you're about to watch football all day on Saturday and Sunday. You don't really know

about Gavin Newsom. You know, he's governor of California. He gets asked a question about tranny stuff and answers like this. Does he freak you out? What about for your values? I mean, is eight years old too young?

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Yeah? I mean, look, I now that I have a nine year old just became nine. Come on, man, I get it. So those are legit. You know, it's interesting just the issue of age. I haven't I'm as I am. There's someone that's been so focused on equality broadly LGBT rights, particularly gay marriage. The trans issue for me is also novel. It's over the last few years. I'm trying to understand as much as anyone else, whole pronoun thing, trying to understand all of that.

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If you're norm about to watch football for eight hours on Sunday and the training stuff weird you out. And that keep in mind Gavin Newsome, No's the training issue is a losing issue with the general the general public. The normies do not like it. He knows that doesn't that if you weren't familiar with him, doesn't that kind of sound like an answer that would work for you? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. Remember if you miss any part of it, you can

download it I Heart, Spotify iTunes. Let's get back to as many questions as we can, because the end is nigh, Chris, the end is nigh. I nailed that one, right. Why do you have to say it like that. I'm practicing my wordsmithing. It doesn't sound dumb, I sound educated, and now you ruined it like always. Jesse, you were discussing VP potential candidates for twenty twenty eight last Friday. Have you considered Sarah Huckabee Sanders. No, she's a woman, Jesse.

You mentioned the Churchill Bunker. When you finally get to London. We're thinking, don't bother Ah. To our sophisticated internet minds. The husband and I thought it was somewhat of a tourist trap. Not as bad as the Jane Austin Austin Museum in Bath, or the Sherlock Holmes Museum or London Tower, but still that sucks. I have experienced that so many times. You know, I, uh, you know that I've been to Euyork,

what is it three times? Now? We went to Austria and the Czech Republic, and we went to Italy and Germany, Germany, And here is something that I have discovered. For the most part, the big cities, their history is almost always tourist trap history. Now I say that while acknowledging that there is a museum in Cologne, Germany, if you ever find yourself there, that is one of the greatest, most jaw dropping, powerful met museums I've ever been to in

my life. I believe it's called the Gestapo Museum. Chris looked that up. Make sure it's something to do with the Nazis. But it is so in depth. It is amazing how well it is, and they walk you through how well it's done. They walk you through it chronologically. And I spent three hours there. The kids were bored to tears and begging to go home. I could have

done more. It was that great. But big city stuff is generally tourists trappy and crappy, and that rhymed and I meant to do that, but that is often the case. That is often the case smaller places way better, way cooler. Historically, there's you know, you find some mountain fort somewhere or something like that. I don't mind cities, as you know, and there is some good I mean, you go to Rome, you got to see the Colosseum. But generally the cooler

history is found outside of the cities. I've found that over and over and over and over again, because the city grows up around it, and then inevitably they're going to try to find a way to make money off of it, which I get. I don't fault anyone for

making money, but they'll end up commercializing it. And yeah, yeah, Jesse, I've come to the conclusion that arguing with willing slaves that we should not be treated by treated like slaves by the ruling class is a fool's Errand of course, we were taught that being a slave is bad, is a bad and dehumanizing situation. Nevertheless, it appears that many around us know they are slaves, are comfortable with it, and willing to protect their slave masters. How can we

argue with willing slaves? Are there other periods in history where slaves protected their masters. That is unbelievably common throughout the history of slavery, which is the history of the world. Slaves who do not get paid and who do not have rights depending on the situation, liking their situation, preferring to stay in their situation. Slaves who will commit suicide when their master dies. That is a very common thing. Some people are inclined to it. And for you, that's bonkers,

isn't it. Who would want to be told what to do? Who would want to have no rights whatsoever? But that's because you don't have a slave's mentality. For a communist, I'm talking about your liberal Ampeggy the Democrat. You know, they have a slave mentality, and we always try to appeal to them in ways that don't work because we don't share their mentality. When you try to argue with a Democrat friend about why the government and shouldn't do this to you or shouldn't do that to you, it

falls on deaf ears. Because people don't want to be free, not all people. Some do, some want to live free, some do not. Think about the old West wagon trains. Look, you throw your family on a covered wagon, you get to be part of a wagon train and you go out west. Sounds like a great adventure, right, Freedom or only freedom. Yeah, you might also find yourself tied to a wagon will being burned alive by the comanches. There's a danger that comes with that. You know, who's never

going to be burned alive by the comanches. The guy who doesn't get on the wagon train and goes back to his smelly, one bedroom apartment in New York City and lives the rest of his life washing dishes there, barely making ends meet. It's in existence. He's alive, he never starves, he never gets killed by comanches, and that's what he wants you. You can try to take people apart who are part of that. But I've used the

analogy before because it's accurate. Cult members, people who are part of a cult people, some of them will wake up over time, they will recognize things, things don't seem right, and they'll come out of it. You maybe you are a former Democrat and that happened to you, But that's right, exactly right, Chris. Chris said, it's not fast, it's not fast.

And if you have someone in a cult, a democrat, I mean, don't think it's going to be one conversation and don't think for a second you're going to hold up some fact, some black and white fact, and change their mind. The very fine people lie, they tell about Donald Trump. Donald Trump did not call knots these very fine people. It's on video. Joe Biden launched his presidential campaign and even at the end said he was running for president because Donald Trump called Nazis very fine people.

But what Donald Trump said is on video.

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I do think there's blame. Yes, I think there's blame on both sides. You look at you look at both sides. I think there's blame on both sides. And I have no doubt about it, and you don't have any doubt about it either.

Speaker 1

And you have in that group.

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But you also had people that were very fine people on both sides.

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That's what he said. Now, you think when your liberal and Peggy walks in and starts screaming about Trump and you say something to defend him, and she says, oh, yeah, the guy who called Nazis very fine people, you think you should be able to just grab up your phone and pull up the video and show her what was that, Chris twenty seconds? Show her a twenty second video there it is, see see. You think that that should be a moment for her, right where boom, like like she's

coming out of a coma. Her eyes wake up, she's seeing the light, and wow, she doesn't like democrats anymore. They're liars. But that doesn't work, does it? And do you know why? You know what being demoralized means? Ury Besmanov, former KGB agent Ury Besmanov talked about it. We've played it for you before, your liberal and Pegy doesn't wake up in that moment because she has been thoroughly demoralized.

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Exposure to true information does not matter anymore. A person who was demoralized is unable to assess true information. The facts tell nothing to him. And if I shower him with information, with the authentic proof, with documents, with pictures, even if I take him by force to the Soviet Union and show him concentration camp, he will refuse to believe it.

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That's what we're dealing with and sometimes you just have to accept you can't wake him up. Lots of people never wake up from the coma. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before we check out a here for the weekend, but we will be back on Monday. Remember if you miss me. While I'm gone. You can email me Jesse at jesse

kellyshow dot com. Let's get to as many as we can here, Jesse, why do you think vice squads have historically been the most notoriously corrupt divisions of Metro police departments? Because that's where the money is, especially in drugs, which is why your childish credulousness with regard to the DEA is laughable. Again, this proves a point I have made over and over and over again on the show about

ten thousand times. If you ever get an insulting email, calls you names, tells you you're childish or whatever, it'll be from the dumbest person who listens to the show who didn't even hear you. Right, I don't know that I've ever said the word DEA on the show. I don't know that those words have ever come out of my mouth. If so, maybe one time. But this guy sits at home and the subject of this one is

your blind spot. I'm sure probably hammered drunk into basement, probably listening to someone else, maybe send it to the wrong show or something like that, and he's going to fire off an insult on something I've never even talked about.

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For by goodness, we stop this in the name of a just merciful gun Ah Jesse.

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Me and my husband got quite a laugh listening to that James Carvel clip. He admitted twice all they want is power. Can you please play that again? Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? I'll play it as many times as I want, because obviously what makes it great is the exasperation of normal Democrats who want their party to win, and they can see the insanity over and over and over and over and over again. They see it coming out and they can't seem to stop the idiots from

spewing it. And they're so exasperated because a guy like James Carvill, who I don't like, he can read poll numbers and all that guy cares about is winning, and he sees that they've become the party of freaks. Culturally, it's not political. The Democrats are down and out. They're down and out culturally. People think they're weird, evil, deranged tranny freaks who believe in an open border. That is a brand you have to you have to change that.

If you're the pro crime party and that's the Democrat brand right now, you have to change that. And every waking moment as a Democrat should be spent trying to change that. Instead, they're doubling down on all of it. And it's just so.

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Frustrating bringing us up in an election. Okay, what we did with all kinds of things, would slavery, would experiment with drugs, what we did during what happened in the Confederacy during the Civil War, Andersonville, And it's okay, this is an election, and the d n C is not the place to discuss this. Understand this. The DNC does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history. It doesn't exist to

make people feel good. It exists get this through your head to win elections. Now do you think that is gonna help us win elections? Talking about land theft from the Dakotas, We're not. Please stop this in the name of a.

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Just merciful God.

Speaker 2

Don't you see what's happening. Don't you see where this is brought up?

Speaker 1

Don't you see what's happening? He sees it the complete cultural rejection of the Democrat Party, and he's begging, begging them to see it, and they can't. And I love it. It makes me laugh. All right, hold on, before we do any more questions. I have to do something special. This is for couples. Are you ready. It's time to do a little couples thing. I want you. I want you to go to cozyearth dot Com and I want him to get a robe. She can get one too.

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And now here's a headline.

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You know, you know the thing emails. We didn't get you, dear rogued samurai. See this, this lady gets it. Last evening on the news, I heard someone say China is the rising sun and us is the setting sun, soon to be replaced. What say you? Let's not oversail this. The United States of America still has many, many days ahead of her. We still have time to recover and be doing just fine from all this cultural filth. And yes,

China is a significant threat, There's no question about it. China, remember, has huge, huge problems of their own, gigantic problems Economically, China is on shaky, shaky ground. Jijinping and the Chinese Communist Party, they are on shaky ground. Jijienping is worried about getting some sort of a coup from the military. It's part of the reason he hasn't taken Taiwan yet. Don't assume that China is inevitable, that their rise is inevitable,

that our fall is inevitable. Don't assume that at all. Jesse didn't that judge rule that Trump's sending the La National Guard or National Reguard to La was unlawful. If so, how can he send it to other cities? That was one judge. And this goes back to kind of what we talked about to open up the show. Don't take the headline of a judge rules this or a lower court rules that, and ever think that it's final. Most of these things are little temporary pauses, which temporary pause

is probably redundant, right, It's just a pause. It's just a temporary pause and things. Jesse I recently moved from Sacramento County, California, to Eagle, Idaho. I thought there were many mega conservatives here. What I've found here is too much like California. That's because the red areas are too soft, and they're soft, and the Democrats from California, who fly in or not, they'll flee the state. They'll flee the results of their voting habits, and they'll bring those voting

habits into your state. And if your state, your red state, doesn't get a lot more active and involved, the filthy California communists will come in and they will destroy it the same way they're destroying the most beautiful state in the United States of America. That's just the fact. Now, put your phone down, go smile, enjoy your weekend, watch some football. If you must, I'll see you on Monday. That's all.

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