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Kelly Show. Now, let's dig into this. This guy says Urchin Stomper. Do you think that Donald will find out who is responsible for the attempt on his life? The corruption in this country is so deep it will be impossible to clean up the mess. God bless you and your family. He didn't say I could say his name. He did request the bar though. All right, the attempt on Trump's life. Here's my concern. I'm concerned the government was involved. Dad just said it. I have the same

concern you do. If it's just some deranged kami kid, Okay, that's one thing. It's bad, don't get me wrong, But that's one thing. In fact, if it's some deranged comedy kid working in conjunction with a foreign country. That's one thing, and it's bad. You know, if he was working with Iran, and he may have been working with China, working with to try to assassinate the Republican nominee for president, that's bad.

It's bad. It's bad. However, all those things pale in comparison to the seriousness of it if it was the United States government trying to kill Donald Trump. Now that brings us to some things that we know, some startling things. If you suspect that maybe the case, they cremated his body almost right away, that never happens. That never is done on a high profile case like this, and you keep those things around for ages. We want to do an autopsy. We want to check this. Oh we just

found this, We better go check that. Oh did he have this tattoo? They sent him right to the friar immediately. He's ash, he can't be examined. Now, that never happens. They sprayed off the roof immediately. Now, I've only ever been a temporary cop. I was a cop for six months in the Marine Corps when they made me go be a cop for a little while. But even if I had never done that, and I came on a crime scene of some kind. Now, I'm a civilian. I'm not a cop. I don't know anything about being a cop.

I'm not one of you detective types. I if I walked into a crime scene, I wouldn't want to touch anything. This is me who doesn't know anything about it. I would know I don't want to touch anything. I don't want to move anything. I don't want to put fingerprints somewhere. I don't want to move something around. I'm a moron, and I would know. You don't touch things like that. You don't move things around. I certainly wouldn't go grab the windecks and start spraying down the windows and cleaning

all the blood and brain matter off of it. I am a moron who knows nothing, and I know you don't touch the crime scene. They immediately sprayed it off. How can you even claim negligence for that. There is no claim you can make to explain spraying down the roof and cleaning off the crime scene of the guy who came two inches away from assassinating Donald Trump. And that brings us to the ATF agent again. This is a known thing, not an Internet rumor. Senator Ron Johnson

of Wisconsin told me this to my face. A man got on the roof, a man in a suit. A man kept telling the cops who were there. The cops were there taking pictures in video of the dead guy's brains are blown out, the teeth and the blood everything. Cops are there gathering pictures. This man tells these cops, Hey, all these pictures you're gathering, I want you to text

them all to me. He gives them the cell phone. Well, all we knew initially was there was a man in a suit who wanted the cops to text him things. Senator Ron Johnson looked into it. That man is with the ATF. Ron Johnson reached out, not the Internet bomb throwing, just reached out and said, hey, buddy, I want you to come in so we can talk about that. You got all these pictures and videos and stuff like that. I want you to come in and talk about that. Boom.

The guy clammed up and lawyered up immediately. Now, what's the explanation for that? If you're there in an official capacity with the ATF. Let's say you're gathering crime scene photos or something like that. Well, that's a very easy explanation. You don't need to lawyer up or anything like that. You go in and say, yeah, Senator, we're at the ATF We're kind of working with the FBI Secret Service.

I'm figuring this out. I gathered up all the pictures because I've started a file on That's a two minute conversation when you immediately call your lawyer in Stonewall the United States Senate, Well, that's a concern. And as you can probably tell, you know, I don't quote crazy with rumor stuff and theory stuff. As you can probably tell, I suspect somebody in the government will involved. I do. I simply do just the level of reconnaissance that moron did.

I am very suspicious. Now to your question, do I think he will find out who's responsible? No, I don't. I think that he will direct his Attorney General Cash Betel all them. I think he will direct them all into a no holds bar investigation. Wouldn't you somebody tried to blow your head off? I think he will tell them all bets are off, you go all in. I

want to know everything. But just like we talked about, I think it was last night with the announcement that they're releasing the JFK files and the RFK files and the MLK files and things like that. Powerful people they do not use the high powered assassin to take out their opponent. A he did twenty years on Special Forces and now he can shoot a guy from twenty miles away. That's in the movies. In real life, when you want a powerful person taken out and you yourself are powerful,

you find a patsy, a fall guy. You find somebody who will do the deed for you, somebody who's stupid, easy to manipulate, maybe on drugs you find I hate using this term, but you find a nobody, you get him to do the deed and then you kill him or you know he'll die in the process of it, and when he dies, all roads leading back to you die with him. Why do you think Lee Harvey Oswald

was gunned down by notorious Jewish gangster Jack Ruby. Why do you do you think Jack Ruby, after having been an enforcer for Mayor Lanski, after having run a Dallas area strip club, do you think he woke up that morning and was just full of patriotic fervor and he loved his president and I can't believe this Lee Harvey guy would do it. You know what, I'm gonna grab me a thirty eight special one. I'm gonna go down

there and do something about that. Do you think that the notorious gangster was just overwhelmed with patriotism in that moment? Or do you think he was tying up loose ends? Oh? Come on, you're not naive. No, I'm not. I'm not of the impression we will ever get to the bottom of these kinds of things. But maybe I'm wrong. Look, I don't know that. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's maybe there are enough breadcrumbs laying around me and we can

dig in and look. Maybe it was just that kid, you know, maybe he was just a kid who Look, you spend enough time online, the internet can be a wonderful and a very dangerous place. You can gather all manner of expertise online. There's a dark web place you can go. Now. I will admit I'm really unfamiliar with the dark Web. I've never been there. I don't even

know how to log in. But from what I understand, what Chris and the nerds tell me is there's a dark web thing for anything you might want and that's a frightening thing. So maybe the kid was just some Internet nerd, lefty radical wanted to get famous out there, and he did enough, recon figured out what the best way to kill someone is, spend a little time at

the range making sure you can make the shot. And maybe it comes down to just that, Hey, commander of the airwaves, Kelly, it's obvious who wears the pants and the Kelly household, and I commend you for that. My question is about the selection of pants and shirts when you dress in the morning. Are you a pants first or a shirt first dresser?

and so forth. Well, listen, this is our challenge. Can we stay motivated, stay in the fight, and care about races where Trump isn't involved? Our challenge is a primary challenge now. The reason we are not moving as far fast as we should be moving as all of us, myself included, have been negligent and lax when it comes to the primary process. We don't get involved, and when we do get involved, we vote for the same loser who's been in there. That must change, because, as we

talked about, these are not leaders. Most of these people are not leaders. They're followers. They go whichever way the wind blows. Now that's a negative. We would rather they be leaders. We would rather they see the right thing and do the right thing, come what may, because that's just how they see things. But that's not how they are. They're cowards. So we have to use their cowardice, and we use that by making sure they're afraid, afraid for

their position. Right now, Lisa Murkowski, why pull what she pulled? Yesterday. Why's she announced that she's going to publicly vote She's going to vote against the confirmation of hag Seth. She's not going to stop him. He's still going to get confirmed. Why would you do that? Donald Trump just won year state one year state easily. Why would you do that? Let me tell you why she did that. She has

no fear of the primary voter. None. She feels like the primary voter is weak, has short term memory, stupid, lazy. She feels like next time there's a GOP primary, she's going to be able to spend ten, fifteen, twenty million dollars in Alaska, saturate the airwaves was how Magashy is and the GOP primary voter who doesn't pay attention now won't know any better and he'll run out and vote

for her again. That's what she's banking on. I'm not saying that's what's going to happen, but that's why these senators constantly do the things they do because up to this point, that is what has happened. Up to this point, they're used to doing whatever they want to do, and these six year terms give them tons of freedom to

do that. You know you can screw up three or four years before you're up for reelection, because you you know, as a senator, you're going to raise enough money to splash how brave you are all over the airwaves, and the people will forget how bad you screwed them when they needed you the most. And they have been right about that assumption for the longest time. For the longest time, it's been virtually impossible to primary out a GOP senator.

I do not believe those days are going to last forever, though. I think the GOP primary voter is waking up, and I will continue to bull whip him until he wakes up. All the way Jesse, we all know the King of not giving credit has the button of self park in his midlife crisis vehicle. Great job taking credit when approached, but us longtime listeners know you will take credit for other people's work. Need the Kamala cackle. It's crazy how

much envy can just take over people. Ever since you found out that I'm a superior parallel Parker, I've been accused of lying. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, I've been accused of lying. I've been accused of using some kind of automatic system with the car that parks itself. And I'll be honest with you right now. Look, I'm baring my soul here for you. My car it does, in fact have a self park function. I don't use it.

Did you know that? I used it one time when I first got it, just to see if it would work, how it would work. And it works, It works perfectly, And I feel gross using it, and I decided right then and there that's the last time I'll use it. I don't need it. It doesn't work as fast as I do. It doesn't have that artist's feel to it. It feels too mechanical to me. What Chris now, I do hate it, Chris, I'm not pretending to hate it. I do hate it. I don't want to I don't

want to park like a robot. I want to park like a magician. That's what I am, A magician. I it's just like menu whispering. I feel my way. I don't know exactly which techniques I'm gonna use when I'm pulling into this parking spot. I don't know whether I'm gonna go in forward or I really prefer to going backward. That way, I'm always ready for an exit. I learned that from the spy movies. Chris, why do you have to be immature? Okay? Why do you have to immature anyway?

I don't know what technice I'm gonna use. I need to feel my way like all great artists do. And that you're jealous of me saddens me. Actually, all right, why are we still getting text on overtime pay? Hang on? Any is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday? A wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. If you miss a single minute of the show, you can download the whole thing on Iheart's Lotifi iTunes or leave us a voicemail.

whatever it is, and the citizens, the people themselves. The people themselves must feel connected to their government can just break away from them and rule over them. Even all powerful kings and pharaohs cannot survive in power if the people feel that there is no connection with them to their government. That is a fact. You can go read all the crazy things kings have done to try to appeal to the people. So they get that they need

that connection. But what they never seem to understand is being open and honest creates more trust in a better connection, a better connection when you're open and honest. Now, the JFK assassination is just one example. We could use a million different things, but the JFK assassination. You have all these files. It looks bad, it looks weird, the grassy no, the MOVs CIA, Cuba, they'll be j but no one knows.

But you collect all these files and then you classify them and tell everybody, oh, we'll show you in like ah fifty years that creates suspicion, that creates distrust. When you tell me I can't see what I should be allowed to see as an American citizen, that was my president who just got his freaking end blown off. I have every right to know what you know about that. And when you cover it up, all these agencies and what they think they're protecting themselves, Well, we have to

protect We'll make it about the CIA. We have to protect the CIA. No, you don't understand. The CIA is still part of the federal government. And if the federal government loses its connection with the people, then there's no more CIA because there's no more federal government, because then your country's gone. What you have to do is maintain a trust with the people. Very hard to do when you're covering everything up. Jesse, didn't Trump promise not to

tax overtime pay? Has this been ordered by Trump? Well, look, there can paying promises, and then there's Congress and other things. A lot of the things these politicians, all of them do when they're on the campaign trail is promise you that they're going to do this, that, and this and that, but they don't necessarily have the power to do all that themselves. You want to change the tax laws of the country, you need Congress. Back to what we were

talking about before. Everyone was maga this and magatha and Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump till we die. And so Trump gets elected overwhelmingly, but the GOP barely has a majority in the House of Representatives. And that small majority means that we will now need the biggest rhino of rhinos, all of them, to vote for whatever bill we pass. So allow me to remind you once again, this Congress as it's currently constituted, is not really capable

of passing a great law. Oh, you'll get some very basic like Lake and Riley Act. That's the bare minimum deporting criminals. What am I supposed to congratulate you for that? You should be deporting everyone. But okay, glad you did it. But that's the very basic. That's the bare minimum, and that's all you're going to get. Don't expect some great law. The laws, the bills, the budgets, the appropriation stuff you're going to get from this Congress is going to be awful.

Not only right now, Jesse. The bribes, I mean ear marks you mentioned on Monday for outgoing agencies. Can they be reversed. How nice would it be for those people to lose favor with the companies they tried to enrich. Some of that stuff can be reversed. He's talking about what I mentioned on Monday with Jennifer grand Home outgoing Energy secretary manages to copple together a whole bunch more cash that mysteriously is going to end up in the hands of her big donors from the state of Michigan,

where she's from. And of course they do this on their way out the door when they don't have any power anymore. The looting of the treasury. Can it be stopped now? Some can, some can't, depends on where that process is. Trump today came out and he stopped a lot of the Inflation Reduction Act. He stopped a lot of those payments because it was all just one big payoff to Democrat donors. It didn't have anything to do

with energy or inflation or anything else. They just passed a multi trillion dollar bill and called it the Inflation Reduction Act. What a bunch of dishonest pieces of trash. Anyway, he stopped some of those, but you're not going to get the ones back that already got sent out. Hey, Jesse, my name's John. I wanted to be grudgingly say congrats to your Buckeyes on winning the national championship. However, we can't ignore the fact that there was a massive asterisk

on this season, and that is Michigan. We own you. Ha ha ha. I love the show. Keep doing what you're doing, brother, That's the brutal thing about losing to your rival. We've lost to Michigan a few years in a row. Here you are your national champion, and don't get me wrong, you'd rather be national champion than beat your rival. But still your rival still has that over you, especially if they've cobbled together a few of them in a row, and they do most definitely have some bragging rights. Gosh,

I hate it. Doctor Menu Oracle, Doctor menu Oracle. Anyway, set a a debate for me. What's your opinion on sloppy Joe? And no, I'm not referring to the president Sloppy Joe. Well, here's the deal we had, man Witch when I was a kid. You ever have man which have you heard? I don't even know if it still exists. It was the sloppy Joe in a can. It does Chris it does. That's all we ever had when I was a kid, and so that was really my impression of sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe for me, traditional sloppy Joe

is a little too catch it Bee. I don't like sweet meats. I like meats, spicy meats, Chris, why don't you grow up? Can I get through a conversation talking about I didn't say it at all. I don't like like teraokee wings or barbecue wings with barbecue sauce on them. They're fine. It's not like I'm grossed out. Too sweet for me, too sweet. I'd much rather have some sort of a dry robe or a even a buffalo sauce,

even though that can get too sweet. But traditional sloppy Joe, at least a man, which we had when I was a kid, was usually too Ketchupy Bob has started making sloppy Joe at home in the slow cooker, and she's taken most of that ketchup out of it, so ours is browner instead of redder. If you looked at it, it would look more like a I don't even want to say it, chili, I don't know, browner more the color of reef fried beans than anything else brown or sloppy Joe.

I buy I buy wieners, the ballpark bun size all beef Chris, so you people, you can eat them the all beef wieners. Whenever she makes sloppy Joe, I don't have sloppy Joe. I throw ballpark wiener cheese. Some kind of shredded cheese is some kind if we have some in the fridge and then I dump that sloppy Joe over it, So like a chili dog, but more of a sloppy Joe dog. It would be unfair to call that chili although it's pretty much the same friggin thing.

That's how I prefer sloppy Joe. I like sloppy Joe. It's just that traditional sloppy Joe is way, way, way too ketch a bee for me. It's like my thoughts on meat loaf. Everyone yells at me because I hate meat loaf. Meat loaf was always too ketch a bee for me. Now maybe that's just because my mom can't cook to save her life. But I don't know. I can't. I can't say what Chris, she can't. She got it, Honestly,

her mom couldn't cook. Either whenever we were going to grandma's house, we would stop at McDonald's on the way and we would stuff our faces because we knew she'd be serving some kind of god awful stringy pork pork roast or something like that, and every time she had to catch on point. Every time we'd be like, Oh, is it dinner time? Oh? I wish we'd known we

already ate Dang, that's too bad. The Jesse Kelly Show final segment a Jesse Kelly Show on what has been a magnificent Friday, a magnificent week, Jewish producer Chris just said that it feels like so much has happened this week, like more than the last year of the Biden presidency. Yeah, that's what happens when you have people who actually care

about the country, That's what happens. Big. Granted, it is an embarrassment of riches for Trump because they left such a gigantic pile of dog crap to clean up that virtually anywhere you shovel, you're gonna pick up something. There's a lot to do. Keep digging in Jesse. It's been three years since we lost Bailey, our fourteen year old, lovable knucklehead golden Doodle. My wife of thirty six years has said no more dogs because of her sadness of

losing him. I have always had a dog. Yes, it is sad to lose a canine friend, a part of the family. I can't help but think of the happiness and pure joy of moving on to another man's best friend, like Fred. What to do? Here's how we handled it. When I was a kid, we always had a dog. When I was growing up, we always always always had a dog. And when our dogs died for whatever reason they died got hit by a car. You remember my one dog got poisoned pet's dye. Dogs die on you.

Rarely was there a one day lag in the Kelly household before we went out and snatched up another dog. I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, but I will say, like the day Jake, our black lab, got poisoned by our dirtball neighbor, and he died that day. My dad, Now, my dad didn't deal with tears all that well. He wasn't exactly the Cuvett person in the world, but he cared. He just didn't know how to show it necessarily, and if he walked in and everyone was sad.

And he walked in that day and everyone was crying. Everyone was sad. I'm crying. My sister Mickey's crying, my mom's crying, everyone's crying. We love Jake. Jake's gone. Well, my old man doesn't know what to do but try to fix it. Right. So immediately it was get in the car, everybody, get in the car, let's go. And so for him that that was how he loved. We got in the car, drove right down to a kennel and got a new puppy. And we were still sad about Jake that night. But our next dog, Hank was

his name. I actually named him after my grandpa. Our next dog, Hank. Look, you spend enough time cuddling with the puppy, you forget about the last one. So I don't know what to tell you, because Fred has so taken ownership of the hearts of this family and really the entire neighborhood and my mom and everybody else. Fred just owns everybody. I don't know what we're gonna do when he goes. I have no idea, but I know my wife's gonna be a wreck, and my kids are

gonna be a wreck. I won't care. I'll be fine, but they'll what Chris I we find, but they'll be upset Jesse. If the twenty four Blue states are successful in harboring their illegals, soon they'll be begging for billions from Congress. Hopefully we will not give them any. Well, this is why we have to do, as indelicate as it may be, we have to do what Trump did today, where if you're one of these blue places that has destroyed your own place on purpose, you don't get to

go begging now for federal taxpayer dollars without conditions. Trump was talking about California today. We need hey, we need all this money. We need billions of dollars. And Trump said, well, okay, so I want two things.

re elected. They hand I find a way to hand that money out to their friends and their campaign donors and this and that, and very little of it ever gets to the people because they don't give a crap about the people. Hey, Jesse, based on some of the things I've heard you say on the air, I think we're pretty close to each other. On Tuesday, you mentioned sending Corey on a cheese steak run. Where is the good cheese steak place you sent him to. I'm glad

you found a useful thing for him to do. I'm sure it's not like he's crushing it in the studio. That's true. His name was Steven. Fat Shack is the name of this place, And I just run by a bunch of stoners. We were looking. We laugh every time, me, Chris and Corey when we look at the menu. We laugh every time, don't they have like a fat dooby or something like that. Oh my gosh, Corey's holding up. They gave us a bumper sticker with the order that Corey went and picked up. I kid you not that

said I love fat doobies. So this place is delicious. Cheese sticks and cheese steaks, and they double fry their fries, and they have all these sandwiches that have like cheese. They'll have a sandwich and I'm making this up, but it's not really wrong. They'll have a sandwich with a bunch of chicken strips on it and then French fries on it, and then mozzarella cheese sticks on it, and then they'll drown it and ranch and you know, and

they have I think it's a lot of stoners. But the thing about our stoner friends is they know how to eat. Stoners know how to eat. And his place is pretty freaking good. I'll tell you that much, all right, Jesse. Yesterday I had dinner from your favorite restaurant, Red Lobster. I had the salmon dish with Brussels sprouts, clay and buck we're talking about. I have to say that was probably the best thing about the meal. Have you tried them. No,

I haven't. I haven't tried the Brussels sprouts red lobster because I'm not a disgusting cave man who pretends that Brussels sprouts are anything other than disgusting. Stop trying to sell Brussels sprout to the masses. I don't care how many times Clay gets on the air and say I love the Brussels sprouts. I'm a big fan. Sure go send a plate of cheese sticks in front of everyone and a plate of Brussels sprouts and see which one goes away first. You put your phone down, Go enjoy

your weekend. Celebrate. It's been a wonderful weekend. We'll have a wonderful next week too, all right, that's all