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Oh what, Chris, what? Yes, I'm going to get to the chief of staff thing, Chris, if you'll let me finish a sentence. All that and so much more coming up this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But I will go ahead and follow this up because Chris asked what I would have done. Here's the thing. You can attack a problem if you know the problem,

if you really truly know what the problem is. But if you haven't properly figured out, if you haven't accurately figured out what the problem is, then it doesn't matter how hard you try or how good your intentions are, you cannot possibly solve a problem. We'll make it about medicine. Let's just make it about medicine or disease or something

like that. If you think if a doctor tells you you have diabetes, he thinks you have diabetes, and then you think you have diabetes, and then through a combination of lifestyle changes and medications and everything else, you begin to attack that diabetes so you can take care of it. By the way, prayers for you if you have And I know that's something a lot of people struggle with, but you're going up diabetes. I'm going to fix my diabetes over and over and over and over and over again.

But instead of diabetes, you actually have a serious problem with your liver. Yet you've been attacking the diabetes. It doesn't matter how diligent you've been, how hard you've been working, it doesn't matter how good your intentions are. If you're attacking the disease that's not the actual disease, then you

will not be successful in fixing yourself. The question ultimately becomes when we talk about fixing the United States of America, the question really is almost everything comes down to this, how bad do you think it is? That's the question. If I have a if I have a company, there's one hundred people who work for my company. I have ten different apartments, ten people, ten different apartments. Each apartment

obviously has ten people. One hundred people in my company, and I have one department that is a huge problem. Let's say I'm a criminal this department that we just did an audit. They're stealing money. It's a disaster, and it looks like as we dig into it, that eight of the ten people in that department they're all involved in this criminality. Well that's bad. Okay, that's a problem. It's ten percent of your company. But it's not the end of the world. You can fire everyone in the department.

You can eliminate the department completely. You can fix it in that way. If I have another department it's just not going the right way, doesn't look like there's criminality, but they're really failing to make their sales numbers. Okay, not the end of the world. I'll replace that department head with somebody better, more motivated, more goal focused. I'll get things back in line. If, however, I have one hundred person company, I have ten different departments, and nine

of the ten departments are corrupt. Obviously, and as I dig into the department themselves. Let's let's focus on sales. I find out not only is the head of sales, not only is he corrupt, but gosh, his guy under him is corrupt. It looks like multiple individual sales people are corrupt. If I look at my company and nine of my ten departments are completely corrupted and wrong and bad, well you can't fix that with zip recruiter. You have

to you have to take an ax. You have to start remaking the entire company because things are so so bad. I'll play it for you. No, I'll play it for you again. This is that interview Elon must did with Brett Baer. Listen to this the most stop. By the way, as you listen to this, I know you already know. This is across the government, every department, Pentagon, CIAFB, the Department of Agriculture, you name the department. This stuff is going on.

election to ensure Joe Biden could win it. And that's a publicly documented fact. By now, let me ask you this, roughly thirty five thousand employees at the FBI, how many came forward? Five six? I don't know every name. You know I can think of him right now, Steve Garrett, Marcus, Kyle, Phil There's Look, there's a few, but five. Can you

name me ten? I bet you can't. If I have a company with thirty five thousand employees and the company is found to be involved in pervasive criminal evil activity, and a grand total of five people in that company come forward and say, Hey, there's some bad stuff going on here? Can I save that company? Does that company just need a little tweak here and there? Hey, that's just adjust some leadership. Let me tell you what I heard from a little birdie about the military. Do you

think that just because Trump took over and JD. Vance is putting out Marine Corps ads we love just because Pete hag Seth is the sec deaf? Now? And do you think all those communist officers in the United States military have resigned, retired, changed their ways? Remember was not long ago I told you what I heard from a source that a third of the Green Berets are best would attack American citizens if the government told them to

do so. I have heard now that a large percentage of the officer corps inside the military they view their role as resisting the Trump administration. Look, I've already told you who I'm fans of, who I'm friends with, who I like, who I don't like, how many flag officers have been retired, anybody, anybody. We can't tweak this and tweak that to get out of where we are right now as a country. Tweaking won't work. Even look even this, even this, love Cash, Glad he's there. Okay, this sounds just.

list goes on. But we've also returned to justice in just one short weeks time, one of the architects of the Abbegate explosion that killed thirteen of our service members. We did that in.

It's not enough, is what it is? Whatever, ma'am. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now let's dig into the real issues. Jesse, what's your go to hot dog? Have a youth sports team barbecue this weekend and I'm on the hook for the Wienies Hebrew Nationals Ballpark Costco. Obviously, chicken or turkey dogs are not even in consideration. Well, this is a budget thing, a budget thing. So let me tell you what I used to do,

and then I'll tell you what I do now. I have never had I mean i've never I don't know. Well, I don't want to act like I don't want a poor mouth, you know, but if not had a ton of money most of my life bar s bacon what Chris, don't shake your head. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too cheap for you? Bars? Bacon, bars, hot dogs. I know it's not the highest equality, Chris. They're delicious, absolutely delicious, and you can get those things, Chris, look it up. It's got to be a quarter a Wiener. They cost

nothing even with inflation. If you've got a mass cook them and if you the times are tight for a lot of people. If you're on a budget, bars is a great, great option, a great option if you're doing well, maybe you got good money coming in now. I don't know where you're at in life. You know, we all have our ups and downs. I'll tell you what I buy now now that I have this sweet radio gig. Ballpark bun size beef Francs. Don't miss on a single thing I just said, because there's a lot of different

ballpark franks out there. Ballpark bun size you need. It's so critical in life. I can't believe people are dismissive of this, especially hot don companies. The wiener has to fit inside of the bun. It's gotta be a good Wiener bun fit, meaning the wiener has to fill up the bun. Completely, But the wiener it one can't be too fat. Girth matters. You don't want one of the quarter pound Wieners. It doesn't work, then it's bread ratio

is all screwed up. The wiener has to be the appropriate girth, so the bun can not completely wrap around it. A three side rap of the bund. Okay, you with me? Why are you shaking your Why are you laughing? Chris? Why don't you grow up? Wiener bun girth is important. A three side not for then your wiener's too small, but also not two because then your wiener's too biggest, too girthy, right and length length Wieners are too short most of the time. But I don't want to act

like just too short matters. Too long matters too. I don't want to have to snip off the end of my wiener before I can get to the exact kind of hot dog it's supposed to be. The wiener is supposed to fit inside of the buns perfectly. That is what Chris was Chris, I'm not getting Hebrew nationals. I'll explain why in a moment, and don't tell me they're pre snipped. Chris, you grow up okay, anyway, ballpark, bun size b Franks. They're the ones who deliver this. They

deliver it perfectly. Now, Chris, let me talk to you and you people. Okay, I am a hot dog man to this day. I try not to do it often some forty three, not twenty three anymore. Once a month, I would guess maybe once every couple months. I go to the store and I get hot dogs, and it's weiener night, ni Kelly Household. I tried Hebrew Nationals because everybody told me Jews, Gentiles, everybody told me Hebrew Nationals. Hebrew Nationals. You have to try the Hebrew Nationals. They're

not very good, Dude, I don't like them. You really like them, Cory, you like them? You've never had them. You're not missing out this suck. I don't think they're anybody than bars. I really mean it. I don't mean that to be offensive, Chris. You know how polite I am. I'm telling you they're not good. I wanted to like your people's hot dogs. I did. I wanted to be that guy. Right what, Maybe I got a bad batch, Chris.

They're hot dogs, brother, The batch is the batch? Do you think they changed the recipe or something like that. I can. I'll tell you what. I'll try them one more time. I'll try them one more time. I'll give them one more shot for your sake. Because I'm an understanding person who's kind to other people. I'm going to give them one more shot. I think the Hebrew Nationals are awful, absolutely awful, Nathan's it's not a money thing. And you're not going to accuse me of being a

money thing. You, of all people, it's not a money thing. Are they more expensive than ballparks? For real? I haven't priced him in ages. I only bought them one time. Well, I'll tell you this though. When I bought Hebrew Nationals, it was years ago and I wasn't doing that well financially. Maybe the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Maybe they tasted worse because I had just upgraded from bars and I was, look,

you've got to really deliver. If I'm gonna pay maximum premium hot dog prices, I better be getting premium hot dog taste. If I get a suboptimal wiener, I'm gonna be upset. I don't clip that, Okay, don't Corey, Why don't you grow up Okay, that's not you understand what I mean. I don't like it. I'll tell you what where they are acceptable, because this is what I did with my one pack of Hebrew Nationals I bought. They're good with Kraft mac Weeni's and mac is as good

as Why do you always sneer at the good stuff? Chris? You know, like we are you too good for weenies and mac Weenis. Corey knows what I'm talking about. My boys tried to sneer it because they'd never had it. First time I made it. Oh no, no, no, what kids don't like different things. I put down a bowl of it in front of them. They just inhaled it and asked for more. Gosh, I'm starving now. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Gosh, I miss zz Top. They

were love me some zz Top. Anyway, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, turning through all the important news of the day. Now, let me just do a little call back to something I said earlier this week. We may end up Christ you might have to put this permanently on the sound list. Remember this is from earlier when I said this. Let me just use your values against you I've warned you about that forever. Whatever

values you have, they will identify them. They will learn to use that, wear that like a skin suit and use it against you. Hey, you know, Jesus would want you to fill up your country with illegals. They love that kind of stuff, and they do it on deeper levels too, particularly with women. The mama bear stereotype is a mama bear stereotype because it's real. If you ever hurt one of my children, yeah, I'd probably torture you to death, but you better hope I get to you

before my wife does. That's mama. Look, I've seen it. Remember when I told you the story when I went to Alaska, I watched a mama bear fight and die for her two cubs so they could escape. That's what a mama bear does. She'll fight. Now when a young woman goes to college, the communist knows everything I just said. They take that nature, that wonderful nature of a woman to nurture and care for something. And what they do is they take her eyes, they take that nature and

they simply divert it towards something else. Now instead of a focus on family, children, caring for that now, they get her focused on. I mean, pick your cause, right. Maybe it's the LGBTQ stuff, Maybe it's the climate. They get her focused on that, but you know what, we'll make it about the climate. They get the climate in her mind and they make the earth the air. They will find a way to use that motherly instinct and

aim it at protecting the planet. And then once you've managed to twist her up like that, now now she believes insane things. And now what will she do if you're trying to hurt her kids that suv? You just think it's an suv? No big deal, right, Mama bear looks at it like you're hurting her baby, and she will hurt you for hurting her baby. Listen to this.

the color of their skin. And as I'm listening to this debate, Madam Chair, it reminds me of a time in our country where people generated science to compel people to believe in the argument that my father, my grandfather, my grandmother, my great grandparents were less than in our society. We are repeating history, Madam speaker, in this debate, and it.

you fight wars. So if killing dozens or even hundreds of innocence to kill one bad man is justified, is hijacking an airliner full of innocence and using it as a weapon to attack a building full of high value targets not also justified. Sure, we aren't at war, but last time I checked, we're not at war with any country in the Middle East either, but we still seem to be killing a lot of people there. Anyway. I know it's a hard, almost unthinkable question, but that's why

I listen to Jesse. Kelly, you think, okay, First, that's a very very valid question to ask, and the fact that you're even asking it probably speaks very very highly. If you tells me you don't take everything, hook line and sinker anything anybody says, myself included, and you shouldn't you think for yourself. God gave you your own mind. So let's talk about this because I think I think we can probably agree at least on this end of it.

Let's take the two extremes. I think we can agree that slaughtering endless amounts of innocent people to kill one bad man is bad. Right, you would agree with that. Okay, that's the one extreme end. Now let's go to the other extreme end, the other extreme end being you are never, under any circumstances allowed to harm a single head on an a single hair on an innocent person's head in pursuit of getting a bad man. That's also an extreme example,

wouldn't you agree. I've used this example before. I'll use it again just because it's my favorite documentary of all time, made by the BBC of all things called Hell in the Pacific. Highly recommend. It's impossible to find though, you have to basically buy a DVD online anyway. The guy's talking. It's a marine. I think it was from Boston if I remember right, and he was talking about sidepan. There's a cave. We have to go past the cave. We can't stay here. We have to advance across the island.

We have to take the island. In this cave, there are Japanese soldiers, Japanese soldiers. We can't get them out. We have tried, and multiple buddies of ours have died trying to get them out. It's very hard to get somebody out of a cave. But these Japanese soldiers in the cave, they have taken into the cave, women and children. Now, remember, you can't move past it. That's not an option because then you've left an enemy in your rear. He's just gonna come out after dark and cut your buddy's throat

while he sleeps. You cannot move past it. You can't leave them there. They won't come out on their own. So what did the Marines do? A bunch of different things. Sometimes stuck a flamethrower in there, not pleasant, shoot on pel Lou. They'd flat out run gas hoses into these things, fill them up with gas, light them on fire. B bye. Sometimes it's a satchel charge. Sometimes you just blow up

the entrance to the cave. And now everybody in the cave, the men, the women, the children, they will slowly die and to pitch black starvation thirst. Let me ask you this, songs were getting dark. What do you think the soldiers did to the women and children after we blew the entrance to the cave closed? What do you think they did in order to survive? Was it wrong? Was it right? I don't know that I have the answer. I don't

I don't think i'd ever call it wrong. The marines who had to do such things and soldiers haunted them to the day they died. This is why I get frustrated. And you've heard me yell before about people who make things so simple all the time. Well, right or wrong, that's not how the world works oftentimes. Oftentimes it's hard to see those lines. And I don't have the answer to your question. By the way, I'm glad you ask it. I'm glad you think it is The Jesse Kelly Show.

Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday. Remember if you miss me, you can email me Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. And I have to get to a bunch of these we feel like I went feel like I didn't do very many emails today, Chris, did I not do enough emails today? Although I feel like the show is spectacular and now here's a headline but you know that you know the thing emails, we

didn't get to you. O wise one, how about Putin and Zelenski just settle it between themselves like men of honor. I recall General Patten called out Hitler and Rommel like this, of course he did. Besides all the dueling and such, who do you think would win? First of all? That sounds exactly like something Patten would do. And Patten would have carved up that dork Hitler like nothing, and he would have done it to Rommel. Two. Not that Rommel was a dork, but Patten loved to fight. Patten carried

six shooters on him. Did you think Patten carried six shooters just as like a costume. No, No, Patten was an expert shot with them. At one point in time, as a young man fighting in Mexico, Patten was charged by Mexicans on horse pack, busts out his six shooter like it's a freaking WIA movie and guns them all down, straps him to the hood of his jeep and drives back into the Of course Patton would just want to fight about it, of course he would, as far as

Zelenski and Putin goes. You know, on the surface, you would say, well, Putin would certainly win that because Putin is trained KGB Judo guy. But yeah, that's the thing, Chris age Man. Zelensky's just so much younger. Granted, Zelenski, is he a midget officially, Chris, do we have an official height on him? He's down there. If not a midget, he's at least Italian. Hey, Jesse, you got to help me out here. Why does the government need to reference

some obscure law to deport illegals? Well, because all of the American left is designed to destroy and ignore the Constitution in favor of what they want. Half of the American right is designed to allow the American left to destroy the law, so the left can do what it's want. Once you want what it wants, once you understand the game, once you see the game, you can see it. Balding

menu whispers, not nice. I believe the war he's talking about, the Civil War was initially over economic issues rather than slavery. What are your thoughts, Well, that was a that was a huge part of it. Uh. Remember this Civil War is one of the things everybody can argue about to this day. But it's also dumbed down to the point in our education system that nobody knows anything about anything anymore. All kids learn about the Civil Wars North good, South Bad.

Did you know that Abraham Lincoln offered the South that you can keep your slaves, just come back to the Union. Did you know that. I'm not denying the fact that Abraham Lincoln was an abolitionist because he was. To his credit, he hated slavery. He wanted it ended. Abraham Lincoln was interested in keeping the Union together. That was his interest. I know, your history teacher, it's a communist moron who doesn't know anything. But I'm here to tell you this

is all documented. You can go look it up. Abraham Lincoln told the South keep your slaves, just come back to the Union. Abraham Lincoln talked about deporting all the freed black people to Liberia. Now, I'm not making Abraham Lincoln out to be a horrible person, That's not what I'm saying. But he ain't Saint Abe either. It was an ugly, horrible time in this country with angels and demons on both sides. What Chris, Yeah, yeah, I know.

Lee wanted to fight for Lincoln. Look, I know it's an ugly terrible time that, like most things, has been dumbed down over time, and so now people know things that simply are not true. Dear Comi crusher. We see the price of a barrel of oil going down, resulting in lower prices at the pump. My question is when will Trump get a new refinery or two started, since it takes a couple of years to build. Well, this

is the problem. Trump can do so much. Trump is so good on energy, He's so good on energy, ignoring the greenee crap, making sure he calls it liquid gold because that's what it is. The world runs on oil and there's nothing that's going to change that for a long, long long time. It's just not going to happen. But the problem is, as I've said so many times before, in order to truly save the United States of America, we need a reformed Democrat Party, and people get mad

when I say it. But as I've explained so many times before, we can't rebuild as fast as they destroy. You can't deport twenty million people after they import twenty million people. And even if you can, you can't do it in four years. They brought in twenty million in four years. You can't deport twenty million. It's not possible. What we have to have is a Democrat Party. Not that's like the Republican Party. We don't need that. In fact,

we don't even want that. Two parties that are exactly the same, But we cannot survive long term if the Democrat Party's committed to destroying everything it touches. When it comes to oil refineries, if you're asking me to start one, why would I start one? Donald Trumps president for less than four more years. If I start one now, even if you green light all the permitting process, I get everything done. Even then I'm a little ways out from building it. Okay, I finally get it built. How long

does it take me to get a return on my investment? Years? It takes years to get a return on your investment. Okay, Well, what happens if Gavin Newsom wins the presidency in twenty twenty eight I just invested all this money in my oil refinery and that greasy haired freak comes in and says, no, I'm stopping it immediately, whether it's law for or not. Well, I'm gonna sue sue all you want. I just lost all my money. I'll never recover it. That's why Trump

can't get the Keystone pipeline going again. Did you know that Biden came in, stopped it, immediately crushed all those jobs Trump. Once it started again, no one wants to start it because they all understand the second you get some soul esteem and Democrat in there, they're just gonna stop the thing again. So it ain't worth it now. We just don't ever get it. We can't rebuild as fast as they destroy. We have to reform the Democrat Party. On that sunny note, you put your phone down, go

enjoy your weekend. That's all