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final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna touch on this though really quickly. This was Harrison Fields today.

Why do you think Why do you think the LGBTQ demon mob picked the rainbow? What do you think that was? You think that it's an accident that they happen to pick a sacred symbol to Christians, to Jews, to people who believe that God flooded the earth and promised he wouldn't do it again. Do you think they just kind of stumbled into that, Hey, what if we use the rainbow? Do you think it's an accident. The demons inside the Biden administration took Easter and made it transvisibility month. It's

not an accident. They constantly shout right in your face that they hate you and they're at war with you. What's holding us back is our our willingness to acknowledge the fact now things have changed. This is Maine's Governor, Janet Mills. Communists will use a tactic. I want to bring this up before we get back to the emails. A tactic that you have run into. I guarantee it. If you are ever around Democrats, you will run into

this one tactic. They use it all the time because they lie about everything at all times.

take the freaking kids to see anything anymore. Everybody's got a tranny or a gay love story. Now you can't take the kids anything anymore. I'm sick to death of all this stuff. And my buddy, the Democrat, his only contribution was he actually took all three of those things. Oh that's not true. It's not every movie. And my other buddy freaks out and pulls up every single major motion picture and proves him wrong. And then as soon as he got proven wrong. Remember remember they will always move,

they will always shift. Right. As soon as he got proven wrong, he wait with the well, how does it affect you, Well, just don't go. Well, why do you have to take your kids to it? They love using these tactics. Here's Maine's governor who wants trainees to beat up your daughter in sports.

not important at all. Stop worrying about your daughter's safety. You see. Democrats love to use that tactic. I will again come back to this when you debate them. Don't allow them to change the subject. Do not get angry and raise your voice. They will try to get you to do that. That's also a tactic. They'll call you names, they'll lie trying to get you off your footing. Do not raise your voice, do not get angry, but be firm and not allowing them to change the subject or change.

In case you're wondering, yes, I stepped in when the Democrat was proven wrong about the LGBTQ air Force storylines in all the movies, and then he immediately shifted to something else, or tried to. I said no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on one second, wait before we move on. Just to clarify your argument was it's not happening. That's what you just said, and he just proved you wrong that it was happening, and he got so uncomfortable. Well now,

but I mean it's not important. I said, no, no, no, no, stops up. That's changing the argument. That's not what you argued. You just said that it's not happening. So it is happening, and what you just said was untrue. Right you should have seen him squirming around. Be firm with the communists in your life when they try to change the subject. Hey, Jesse, do you think the Minoans were the richest empire at the time with their purple garment monopoly. I don't know.

I realized this goes into history, nerd territory. I should probably explain the Minoans were in ancient society. We're talking two thousand years before Christ is what we're talking about here, ancient society. They sound really cool. They're based on the island of Crete One. Any society that's based on an island really freaking cool. Right. The Minoans got their name, I believe, if I remember right, from a king Minos Minos m i nos Minos Minos. They were stupid, wealthy.

There is evidence archaeological evidence that we have that shows they were unbelievably modern for their time, as in they had pipes, water sewer line that is unbelievably advanced for the period of time that the roads were paved. They had pipelines running through the place. A very very, very advanced society. But I'll just make this final point on this because we're not going to go off on the Minoans. I don't want everyone to fall asleep at the wheel

and drive their car off the road. Do you know why the color purple was considered a royal color? It was a color for royalty all the time, Roman emperors, everybody at the ancient world purple. If you had purple things on, you were really really wealthy and usually had to be a king. The reason was, we don't think about this, well, how do you get your colors back then? Now you want colors, you can walk into Walmart and get a different colored shirt, any color you want. But

that's not how it works. Back then. You had to have access to dies well if you wanted the color purple back then. I believe don't quote me on this, but I think I'm right. I'm pretty sure it was a snail, a sea snail, you had to have access. And imagine how many snails it would take to get a generous amount of dye, even if these are large snails. How much dye can come out of a frigging snail? And you think how labor intensive that would be. With

ancient technology, you have to get out there on a bone. Anyway, it was very, very, very difficult to come up with a generous amount of purple dye. Therefore, if you had a generous amount of purple dye, then the wealthiest people on the planet would pay you ridiculous sums of money for that purple dye because it was so incredibly rare. So how about that. That's why the color purple was considered a royal color. Like I said, we don't realize

how many blessings we have. I don't, you don't. We don't realize what it how absurd it is that we can open up a cupboard in our kitchen. Everyone has a cupboard like this with spices and the quantities of it. I go home right now, I have cinnamon, salt, and pepper. I've had all these things your spice cupboard alone. Kings would have killed for in the ancient world. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. And yes, Chris, you are correct. That song is wonderful and it's way

too long. There's no excuse for that song to be nine minutes long. You could have shredded on that guitar ted for three four minutes and it would have been just as good. That people in all walks of life, and all walks of life is not just musicians. Maybe you do this too. People really really struggle with the concept of leaving them wanting more. I try to tell my sons this all the time. I try to tell everyone in my life this, leave them wanting more. Would

you're gonna leave the party? Don't leave fifteen minutes too late, leave fifteen minutes too early, Leave the people, Leave the people saying to themselves, man, that's too bad. Jesse left. I wish she'd ha stayed an extra ten minutes. I was really enjoying Jesse tonight. Let's have another one. Always leave them wanting more. That's the rule. No, I don't want to listen to you guitar riff for nine minutes, write a three or four minute song and then leave.

Dear oracle. Recently, I picked up a couple of the red lobster Cheddbay biscuit boxes that some grocery stores now have available. We have boys three and one. They love biscuits, but they're used to the high class biscuits that come from the can that makes a popping noise when you open it. My wife will help them put anything on there, peanut, bet ter, jelly, whatever. We made the Chedderbay biscuits last night, and the boys insisted on putting grape jelly on the

red lobster cheddar Bay biscuits. I don't think I can stand for this sacrilege. Do I show them some tough love and kick them out of the house, or let it slide? Kick them out of the house. And I say this as somebody who is uh, I've got my own wounds. I don't want you to think that my life is perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I'm gonna I'm gonna open up my heart to you really quickly, as painful as it may be. You're what I have, Okay, you me. This is why we talk all day. My sons,

James and Luke. Overall, we're very good boys. They don't like keso. I hope, Chris, I know a who doesn't like caso or cheese dip. I guess if you're in the Northeast to prefer. Everybody likes caso. And it's not as if they don't like a particular caseo caso. They don't like it, any of it. What Chris Chris said, do they like cheese on a burger? If they do, they do, of course they do. They re quest Jesse Kellyburgers all the time, American cheese. They eat cheese on pizza.

Al will make meatball subs to put cheese on them on there the obs homemade hamburger helper drowning the cheese. It's not as if they're anti cheese. They will not take a chip and dip it in caso. And I just I'm so disappointed in them. And you know, you can point out, well, they're good people or the good grades, and they're hard workers and they're well mannered. I don't care about that. How can you not like caso? What's

wrong with you? And not only that, they're in general they're pretty sauce hesitant in general, even things like a like a hot sauce or something a soy sauce. Maybe if you have, you got something now. I didn't want that. Now, I don't want that. Who doesn't like a sauce? I don't understand. I don't understand it. And I've worked hard. I realize I have not been a perfect father, but I feel like I've worked hard to try to teach them values. I feel like i've again. I'm not father

of the year, but I've tried. You don't like keeso? And then I get accused of being a food a food bully by ab and the kids, because, let me tell you something, I'm not that nice about it. When I get a caso or something like that, and I I wos sometimes have a dip or something. But when I'm the only one, haven't any I have some tough things to say to the kids, some really tough things. So yes, you're three and one year old, kick them out of the house, get rid of them now you

don't need them anymore. If I have to give you a quick homemade Jesse Kelly White trash recipe, here's one for you. I think I've told you this before. Red Lobster's Cheddar Baby biscuit mix is sold in grocery stores. Buy some of that. Make Cheddar Bay biscuits. Or if you go to Red Lobster, as I do, ask for it to go bag. Red Lobster's lovely. They'll give you a to go back of them. Make your Cheddar bay biscuits. In the morning, take two Cheddar bay biscuits, drop them

in a cereal bowl. Go to the stove. Here's what you're gonna do. You're going to make two over easy eggs, two or three over easy eggs. Make sure they're over easy. You need them, yoki okay. Once you drop the biscuits in the bowl, take some sort of shredded cheese, doesn't matter, cheddar whatever. Drop a chunk of shredded cheese on top of the biscuits, over easy eggs. Fry them up in a pan, take them off, Drop them on top of

the cheese so they can start the melting process. Take a piece of aluminum foil, put it over the bowl immediately. What you're trying to do is trap the heat in to get more melty cheese and then quickly. It'll only take you a minute or two. Little bit of flour, a little bit of milk, little bit of Cajun seasoning, of some kind from your spice straw, which you have because it's the year twenty twenty five. Really quickly. I don't even know if it counts as a gravy or

a roo or whatever. I'm gonna cook. Whip that up in the frying pan where the eggs and the butter were a little bit of that. It's just quick. Whip it up. You have to whip it up really fast. Rud'll chunk up on you. Now you have like a cage and gravy type thing. Take that frying pan, foil off. Pour that gravy over the bowl of eggs, cheese, biscuits, Grab a fork or a spoon, it doesn't matter, and dice it all up. Get that yolk and gravy all

over the place. It's gonna look like dog vomit when you're done, and it's gonna taste like the best thing you've ever eaten in your life. Congratulations. That's Jesse Kelly's white trash, biscuits and gravy. More questions. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly's Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. I remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com Tomholm and sounding good out there.

If you want to come in on a work visa or visitor visa, or come in some sort of you know, some sort of other status maybe as a student, come in to the country the right way. That leaves that ability open for you. But if you get firm reported, there's an automatic bar set against you. Won't people take advantage of it.

We sent people out to hunt through different warehouses at the FBI and CIA, knowing there are likely other documents that have not yet been turned over to National Archives. And I tell you just the other day we discovered over fifty thousand additional pages solely around Senator Kennedy's assassination. That we have over one hundred people at National Archives going through and scanning, and that will be the second release that we'll have here shortly.

drop kind of reinforced some of their beliefs. I don't think anybody had a belief before that they then discounted after the files were released. So, if there's nothing groundbreaking in this, and this is going to go back to us our social contract with our government. If there's nothing groundbreaking, and why did you keep it hidden forever? Don't you

find that so odd? It's I find it odd, and I find it frustrating because it's wild how consistent it is in history that governments once they turn evil and corrupt and the country kind of starts to shake apart. That you can see in hindsight twenty twenty. You can see you can look back and say, hey, stop open up the books, open up, be open and honest with the people. That is what will gain their trust back. Be open with them, Stop covering things up, stop doing that.

Earn the people's trust back by being open. And they never do it. They never do it. They all go the exact opposite way. Instead, it's more secrecy, more force, more lies, and that, of course, pushes the country closer to the end than it would have been before. Remember Donald Trump. Donald Trump wanted to release the JFK files touring his first four years. Mike Pompeo begged him, begged him allegedly not to do it, and he didn't do it.

Why there's nothing world changing in here. As I've said before, all the world changing stuff got shredded, deleted, and they murdered anyone who could have verified it a long time ago. Why would you work so hard to keep some pretty benign documents secret? The only thing that does is increase the public distrust. And until that link happens again, I was about to say until the link had stronger, But the link has been broken. The link between the American

public and their government has been broken. COVID finished it off. The American people do not trust their government now. At fifteen twenty years ago, if I said this the CDC, the Center for Disease Control to you, you would pay attention. Now you roll your eyes, Oh gosh, those liars again.

The public trust in our government has been shattered. And I do I do give credit to a lot of credit to Trump, to his administration Tulsea Gabber, these types for opening things up, and cash Betel, who I knew everyone is frustrated with right now, and honestly I'm a bit frustrated myself, as I've said, but Cash Betel has opened up a lot of documents as well. This needs to continue. This is how we get the trust back in our government. Dear Banana Hans, I have two children,

one boy, one girl. They're still young, but college for them is on my mind. What are your thoughts on online college? It will keep them away from communists corrupting them, especially my little girl. But does it look good on an application having a degree from an online college? Dude, it looks fine. No one gives a crap where you graduated college unless you unless your dream. I should qualify that, unless your dream is to be a big shot attorney at a big shot law firm, or finance or medicine,

those three fields. The big prestigious universities, you know, the Harvards of the world, the Stanfords, the Wharton School of Business, the big shot, super important schools seem to be the best pipeline in the world in order to go into the highest levels. Now, I didn't say you had to go to those schools to be a doctor, or a lawyer or in finance. A lot of people work in those fields and they don't want to be part of

some big, prestigious New York City law firm. But if you want to walk out of law school and walk right into I don't know, Chris and Chris, the law firm in New York City, you're probably going to have to have gone to do a big boy law school, plus have a reference. But beyond that, who cares if it's online. Look, I'll tell you what we're doing. We're already planning that college is not only expensive. But my boys are not immune to social contagions. They're strong, they

know what they believe. But I worry for my sons the same way you worry for yours. Our intention is to keep them online or in a local community college. If they insist on going to college, I really don't want them to go, But if they have a field where a college degree is required, I'm obviously not going to borrow them from going. But we're going to keep them local, and we're going to keep them online as much as possible. No one cares where you graduated college

nobody cares. And today, I don't know if you've been We've talked about it on the show. I don't know if you've been paying attention to the headlines on it and stuff. Increasingly, employers they don't even want you to have gone to college. There's a reason employers are dropping

their degree requirements faster than they're adding them. America's companies are so disillusioned with the know nothing communist losers they continue to get from college campuses that they are not adamant that you have a four year degree before they hire you. A lot of sharp companies now they're bringing in interns right out of high school eighteen nineteen. Hey, forget that, We'll give you a paid internship. Come learn the ropes. Let's get you before your mind gets completely

poisoned by the communist college professor. Let's make sure you're part of our culture. You want to be here. That's the direction I'm going to push my sons. Depending on what their passions are now, I don't know where they're going to end up. I don't know, might end up in prison. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final second of the I see Kelly's show on a spectacular Friday. I hope you were getting ready to go into a

wonderful Easter weekend where we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Chris. Anyway, let's do some Let's do a couple more emails before we check out it here, Dear Jesse, this lady says the subject is women losing their hair. I love your show this as much as I can. You just said that women should never cut their hair off really short. I'm sixty seven years old. I look very good. I love this lady already, even not considering my age. I

bet you this lady is a total smoke Chris. And I bet you when she was about forty, she could make you weak in the knees. Anyway, however, I am and have been losing my hair since my early fifties. I would estimate I'm down to about a third of what I had in my twenties and thirties. Shouldn't I, at some point cut it short? Even on women. I think long hair that's very thin looks ridiculous. What do

you think with that look? My argument has always been against the dudes that when your hair starts to go, cut it short, and dudes do the opposite, they'd make it longer and try to wrap it around or whatever one can tell I did, look, just cut it off like I did. All right, just cut it off and let it go. For ladies, yeah, I would probably agree you should maybe shorten it up. I'll tell you what else is underrated on ladies. Hats. I love when I

wears a hat. Should throw on a little cowboy hat or at or a little baseball cap or something like that. And women love dumb hats and stuff like that. They're big on all that stuff. Dear Jesse, I remember a time when reporters ask questions without having to read them off their phone. It looks like someone else is writing their questions for them. My point is journalists used to know of what they were asking, hence a good follow up. Am I right? Well, you are right, and you're not

imagining it. Reporters used to be able to ask questions without reading the question. You know why that is right. Communists control their language. Their language is highly highly controlled. As we've discussed so many times, every single word, when you lie about everything at all times, you know that every word has to be carefully selected to make sure it's just right, just deceitful enough, just manipulative enough, just

you have to be just right. So if you're a reporter, you understand that you not only have to be a communist. You are surrounded by communists. Your fellow reporters in whatever newsroom you're in, your producer, your editor, you're all they're all communists too. And if you, let's say you're just speaking off the cuff, maybe you wanted to ask about any legal immigrant, what if you accidentally said that word.

That word is such a big deal. Democrats are so so banking on protecting these people and bringing them into the count that Joe Biden, the President himself, had to go on a media apology tour when he called one in illegal during the State of the Union. If you're a reporter, let's say you're a White House reporter who says that word, you might get fired and the left would they would come for you. Did you here with this lady at CBS says dumper firer de human isaac immigrants?

That could cost you your job. That's how gross that world is. And I've said this, you're happier than communists. You should take heart in that. And this is part of the reason it is such a nasty, highly controlled environment that you are afraid all the time of your own people. It's not just the Nazis on the right that you're afraid of. You. You are aware at all times that you're surrounded by wolves and they might come rip you to shreds if you step out of line

one time. These people are miserable at all times. You're not. You're happy. Smile, Dear Jesse. If there's one person on the radio who isn't afraid to call it like they see it, it's you. I know you speak out against corruption and abuse of power. So what do you make of these insane stock market gains people made, especially the ultra wealthy, as a result of the ninety day tariff pause announcement from Trump. I voted for them all three times.

I'm grateful for what he's done for the United States. But this one reeks of ill begotten gains, and I think it should be investigated. I really don't want us to have a say it ain't so Joe moment in this country, but it feels suspicious thoughts. Well, I think you have a right to be suspicious. When we got a big announcement that they were going to be these tariffs. The fortune five hundred world, the big business world freaked out. It was a universal freak out, a global universal freak out.

And remember we had two or three days where I was getting the same phone calls and text messages you were getting. Did you see her? I four oh one K. Did you see how much money we lost? I went to uh. That was the weekend of the Final Four. We went out to watch the Final four game with a group of neighbors. Every one of them came out to me, Chelsea, you should see what's happening. What's Trump doing? Said? There was immediately this global financial panic. He can't do it.

He can't do it. He can't do it. And then it lasted two or three days. Well, the market dips for two or three days. Rich people buy when the market dips. It's just it's not new. That's what they do, honestly, that's what smart people do. You buy on the dip. They bought on the dip. And then Trump came out and said, wow, I mean, hey, this was mainly about China and everyone's negotiating. Oh legend, the ninety day pause, ninety day pause on all that market stabilizes market goes

back up. I'm not here to tell you not to be suspicious, but I have something else that might even be darker. As we've round out the show, here to think about. What if the American president, no matter who he is, what if he is so handcuffed by the corrupt global system that has been put into place that there's very little he can actually do to change that much, even if he's completely committed to it. The various global systems, financial and otherwise, they're too powerful, They have too many

things in places in place. They have the ability to ruin you, or ruin your reputation or your presidency in some way. And even if you have all the right ideas, and no one has all the right ideas, right, But even if you have all the right ideas, and maybe you believe in it all the way and you know where you want to go, what if? What if the system is so evil and corrupt that you can't make the changes you want to make. Look look at the FBI right now. You think Dan Bongino doesn't want to

make the changes you want to make. Dan Bongino's a stud. He wants to do the right thing. I hope he can, maybe he's in a situation where he just can't. I don't know. That was a little heavy. He'll celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. I'll see you Monday. That's all.