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apologize to the athletes. I wasn't gonna actually do that, but I'll bring it up. All that credit scores, emails, so much more coming up in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now the Alligator Alcatrads thing, that huge detention center for illegals that Ron de Santas built in Florida, and Trump's happy about it, and they're all buddy buddy now and all this other stuff. Joy Anne Reid used to work for MSNBC. She got fired.

She was talking about it. And before I play our comments, I want to I'm gonna repeat something we've talked about a lot, many, many, many, many many times before, and I'm going to keep hitting this and keep hitting this, so just get used to it. Communists have to lie about everything. They know this, that this is built in. They know you cannot be honest, you have to lie. You can't be honest when your entire religion is about killing things and destroying things. So they lie about everything.

And part of the reason they lie about everything is they know the longer they can keep the liberal ant Peggy, the longer they can keep the person who goes to an American university watches the media, the longer they can keep them in a world of make believe, a world that is not real, that person will slowly but surely lose any semblance of humanity and they'll turn into a vile, nasty, oftentimes violent demon. I've called it. I called it this

last night. I'm gonna stick with this, a demon incubator. You know what an incubator is. You know, it's for those wonderful little nick you babies, where they keep them completely contained, a completely controlled environment. That is the human being, the democrat in your life, whoever that may be, who watches CNN every night, They're never exposed to the truth. Slowly but surely, this world of make believe will turn that person into a rabbit animal, and that's what it's

designed to do. That's why your liberal ant Peggy believes that Donald Trump called Nazis very fine people. That's why the liberal ant Peggy in your life believes things like this. This is why Joy Reads says these things, because your liberal at Peggy will believe them.

humanity she will have. They are creating this world in order to create a desperate, committed foot soldier who will do the terrible things they want done. That's why they lie about everything. It's part of the reason they lie about everything. Another part of it is just the simple

explanation that the truth is horrific. It's absolutely horrific. You have, well a great example, this guy in New York City, this communist running for office, who says things like this, we'll have to go beyond the market.

go to PolitiFact without realizing it's their design. It's designed to protect communists from the lies they tell. So PolitiFact is out there fact checking people who call this guy a communist. In fact, many people in the American media are running to the cameras to lie about this guy. But people who've survived actual communism, No, this is g Van Fleet survived Maus communist revolution.

There are even food delivery companies that are well, I mean, yeah, you can order it now, but you pay for your cheeseburger later. Order now, pay later. And because people don't have dads like I had a dad, no one seems to understand how credit scores, how economics, how economics works. So allow me to explain credit scores. First, you want a good one, You want a good credit score. The reason you want a good credit score is there will come a time that you will need a loan for something,

or want a loan for something. I mean, maybe it's a one, maybe it's a boat, maybe maybe it ends up being a need you need, you need a quick small business loan, maybe whatever it is, you are going to need a good credit score at some point in time. And if you have a good credit score with good credit history, you will get a loan more easily and your interest rate will be way better. And I know interest rates can get really boring, especially for people who

aren't financially inclient and that's fine. Look I think they're boring too. But the difference between a good interest rate and a bad interest rate can oftentimes mean hear me out here paying double double for something. The guy with the seven to fifty credit score, he might go out to buy a Honda. He might pay in the end, after all the payments have been made, he might pay half of what the guy who has a five to fifty credit score of what he paid because of the

interest on that. Credit score matters. Kids, I'm talking to you. Credit score matters, and so how do you get a credit score? And don't email me complaining about the credit score companies. I know all your complaints are noted, and by the way, they're valid. I'm not dismissing it. I'm telling you how life works, not how you want it to work, or not how I want it to work.

These credit score companies, there's three of them. They hand out a credit score based on what your credit history, how you pay back loans, do you pay back loans on time? And how large are the loans you pay back. Remember, it's not just paying on time that matters. But let's say let's say you've never had a sizable loan in your life, but you have cell phones. Maybe you have a cell phone. Of course you do pure talk. Of course, anyway, you have a cell phone, you pay your cell phone

bill on time. Maybe a credit card, you don't run up a lot of credit card debt. That's a good thing. But you pay your credit card on time and all those things, all those things are good to go. And so you look at your credit score and you see why I've got a seven hundred. Yes, that's all good. But now it's time for you to go take out a two hundred thousand dollars home loan. And every bank laughs you out of the bank and says, get out

of here. Why because yes, you have a history of paying things, but you have no history of paying back a two hundred thousand dollars loan. Therefore you are risky. Just because you can pay your Pure Talk bill doesn't mean you can pay your mortgage. You understand, this was just a long Daddy Jesse talk to tell you this paying your cell phone bill on time matters is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And in case you're wondering,

yes me, Chris Corey. After that last little talk, we had a little credit score competition during the break, and I know you're going to find this shocking. But Chris wasn't the best one. I was sure Jewish producer Chris was going to have the best credit score. Chris, you may be kicked out of the synagogue after this, bud, but uh, in case you're curious, though, his credits basically perfect, so is Corey's. But hey, Chris, who's hey, don't rub

your head, don't rub your head? Whose credit score was the best? Chris? Who don't say you don't don't say, I don't count, I count? I matter. Let's talk about aout what happened today. It really didn't interest me, but I realized it's a story a lot of people are talking about. So you remember that tranny swimmer at U Penn who was helicopter in his way across the pool and won the national title and all that everybody remembers. That whole guy was to call himself Leah Thomas or

something like that. You Penn today stripped all his records and apologized to all the female swimmers. Look, this is good, it is good. It's good. I think our culture is finally starting to reject the insane, absolutely insane training nonsense. That's but I guess, let me explain why I didn't talk about it and why I'm not going to talk about it a lot. This is how am I supposed to celebrate that we're finally acknowledging what everyone should have

acknowledged originally. You know, if I if I go grab a hammer and I walk out to the driveway and I just start bashing myself in the head with a hammer, cracking my skull, making myself bleed, hurting myself badly, and then after doing this for a week, but all the brain damage that came with it, I decide I'm gonna stop smashing myself in the head with a hammer. Is that really a cause to celebrate? I mean, I guess it's good you stop. But dudes can't become women. Women

can't become dudes. And no, I'm not gonna take the lame, pathetic GOP line. Well, at least adults can make their own decisions, at least not the kids. No, adults can't change their sex either. You are born a man, you'll always be a man. You're born a woman, you always be a woman. It has not helped anybody to embrace mental illness. It's not okay, it's well beyond sports. I know that's the GOP line because it pulls really well, and I'm fine. I'm happy about that too, getting dudes

out of women's sports. But it's well beyond sports and certainly women's sports. It's about society at large. We've been we just have had this insane period of time where we've been scolded and lectured that we have to celebrate mental illness, and I just I'm not participating in it. I've never participated in it, and I'm not going to celebrate when we get a tiny little win. I don't want to be completely dismissive of it. I'm glad these females who competed and one are going to actually get

titles and get these things. I'm glad. I'm happy for them. I am. So it's a w but congratulations, you're not beating your head with a hammer anymore. I'm sorry. It doesn't move me any deeper than that. I'm disgusted that we've allowed this to go on for long enough. I'm disgusted. Oh and by the way, speaking of the big Beautiful Bill, did you know that the GOP Senate refused to strip the what do they call it? Gender surgeries from the

GOP bill, from the Big Beautiful Bill. Did you know that you, the American taxpayer, are still going to be funding training surgeries because it's still in the Big Beautiful Bill. And it's in the Big Beautiful Bill because Republicans kept it in there. You know that? So I don't. I don't. I don't want to be Debbie Downer. This is why I didn't want to do it, because it was already a heavy show, and I knew I was going to be kingsynic about the whole thing. Chris, Am I crazy?

Is this crazy? Okay? Chris is trying to be the voice of reason. He tells me to take the small and he's not wrong. Okay, Look, it's better than a hole in the head. It's something, but it momentum is a good way to put it on, Chris. That's a good way to put it. It's momentum. It's the cultures slowly shifting back towards sanity. But it's hard not to think about all the kids who have been manipulated by evil adults, evil parents, evil teachers, evil psychiatrists, evil surgeons.

How many children in this country? It's thousands, by the way, thousands. How many children have permanently mutilated their bodies because of this disgusting insanity the country tried to tell me was normal for a long time. So all right, I mean, okay, it's something is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. Now, let's get to some of these emails, shall we. Dear Jesse, there's calling me that that was one time I shouldn't

have said that. I was thinking about everybody freaking out about that filthy commune getting elected for Democrat nominee mayor in New York City, And I noticed a big uptick of other talking heads talking about and being a communist, so on and so forth. Could this be a blessing in disguise that it might shake norm hard enough to realize how pervasive communism has become in our country. You could make that argument. Now historically, let's just talk about

how this has worked historically. Historically, people don't usually wake up to the horrors of communism until it's too late. This just it happens time and time and time and time again. These communists, they know how to sell things. It all it takes is one eloquent guy who knows how to relate to them asses, and he's I mean, listen to this guy. This guy can speak. He is charismad. We'll have to go beyond the market.

really he looks like me. That's all. Sorry, Ay, Chris, I was just just using you as an example. Sorry about that, but you understand what I mean. People they fall for the propaganda, they fall for the advertisement, They fall for the new shiny thing, the young good looking guy. Hey, let's you don't like paying your rent, don't worry. I'll fix it for you. And they don't wake up to the horror of it until it's too late. Sultsan Nit'sen

has a great quote about this. I'm not going to pull it up, but his quote, I'm paraphrasing, is we just were so angry in the camps at ourselves that we didn't rise up earlier, that we didn't stop what these people were doing earlier. And it's this way every single time people buy the flowery propaganda, they buy the brochure, and then then eventually you're dying and you're hating yourself seeing why didn't I see it coming?

thing you can take from it. We've used this We've used that example when we've talked about COVID before, how horrible COVID was. It was horrible for in almost every single possible way. It was horrible for kids, it was horrible for adults, it was horrible for the economy. It was horrible for people's health. And I'm not talking about the disease itself. I'm talking about the government response to it. It was just horrible all the way down the line.

We will Chris is calling me Debbie Downer today. But here's one we will probably never financially recover from COVID because we are still spending at COVID levels and there's not even an attempt to get us back to pre COVID levels. COVID and the government, more specifically, the government response to COVID will bring us to bankruptcy sooner than we would have gone there anyway. That's fact. So it's all bad, right, bad bad, bad, bad bad, But you can take some hard lessons from it if you have

to put a smiley face on it. You found out the family member, the neighbor, the employer in your life, the employee in your life who's going to be a filthy communist, that turns you into the government. That person calling the police because you weren't wearing a mask. That's the evil person that's going to turn you into the government, even if it's your mother. You know that, right.

you know, I don't. I don't want my kids to have to go through a severe cocaine addiction and then come out of rehab to finally realize that cocaine is bad. I would rather they just never did cocaine. That would be a much better outcome. That's it now. I'm not going to spend much time on this. But there's a movie out. You haven't heard of it, and I know you haven't gone to see it because no one else did.

The movie was called Elliot. It was put out by Pixar, and something happened it's famous right now because it's bombing in ways movies don't normally bomb. What happened, well, they made it as gay as they possibly could. They tried to make it all about a gay eleven year old, and they test screened the movie after they'd done this. They just made the gayest possible movie. They test screened it.

And after they test screened it, they asked everybody, Hey, would you go see this movie in the theater, and not a single person raised their hand, so they scrambled, they panicked. Essentially, they fired the director, some gay director of course, who had to gay the whole thing up. And then they tried to chop it up, and now it's this huge box office failure. And the point is not about the movie. The movie doesn't matter all. The point isn't even necessarily about Hollywood. The point is to

remember that the communist is always a communist. First, even when you are a film director presented with the most amazing opportunity of how many people want to be a director out there of Hollywood films. Anyone who's at all into that stuff would dream of a gig like that millionaire Hollywood director. And finally you are handed the opportunity to be a Hollywood director, a writer, a producer, and what do you do, well, You're still a communist. First.

You don't sit down and try to make the greatest movie you can possibly make. You sit down and figure out how you can spread your sick religion to the masses. You sit down and try to use your role as Hollywood director to spread cultural Marxism far and wide. This just goes to what we talked about so many times before.

The communist is always a communist first. Whether he wears a judge's robes or sit in a Hollywood director's chair, or has an FBI badge, or a kindergarten teacher or whatever they are, the communist never sets aside his communism, even when presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. He can't help himself because he is religious. He is not political, He is not ideological. He is religious. He is a zealot.

If you want to truly understand the mind of these people and why they do the things they do, why they'll just light billions of dollars on fire, you're better off studying radical Islamic jihadis than you are anything else. That's how the communist conducts himself in a suicidally committed manner. All right, Well, try to knock out a couple of emails before we do headlines, and then we're checking out.

Here's the Jesse Kelly Show, final sickment of the Jesse Kelly Show on what has been a blast of a Tuesday. I know it sounds like I'm in a bad mood. I swear I'm not in a bad mood. Honestly, when I hear the President of the United States talking about arresting this dirty communist in New York, it blesses me.

now he's a communist. That's not a socialist. And I've always said we will not have socialism in this country. In the speech, as I said, well what they skipped socialism.

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Musk is the richest man in the world. Scot a sense no chump either. I mean it's billionaire too, but Elon Musk is the richest man in the world, prideful like like a call dudes myself too. It's just we all suffer from it. This doesn't sound that mean. But Scott Bissent going on the news and telling Elon Musk, why don't you stick to rockets? Hmm, what's your reaction you guys famously tangled in the White House.

send to anybody, especially if I'm upset. He will say, you please let me look at that before you send it, because I'm really good at these What Chris, What? Well, Okay, that's a very fair point, Chris. Chris says, I'm not professional, so I don't usually use that jargon. I'll just come right out and call you a moron or something like that. But that's why Chris is here to make sure I don't do that kind of thing anymore. And I have to tell you I think I've improved. And now here's

a headline, you know, the thing. Headlines We didn't get to Ford Foundation taps scandal played Yale Law School Dean as the next president. This makes me so sad. Not not the president thing or any other stuff, but Rockefellers, Ford, all these American lions, titans of industry, to watch to watch their legacy be destroyed by filthy communists, grandchildren and

great grandchildren saddens me. Disney Disney's another example. Imagine Walt Disney finding out that his company's losing billions because they can't can't stop gaying up every movie. Imagine imagine raising Walt Disney from the dead. And taking him down to the Disney World Princess store and shown him there's a dude with a beard pretending to be a princess. Oh my gosh. NIH funded hundreds of genetically engineered COVID variants.

Oh gosh, what's the worst that could happen? Pentagon speeds up ship manufacturing, awarding five billion dollar contract to supercharge America's naval power. Okay, well call me when the ship's done. If I sound cynical, it's because I've watched these programs blow five billion turns into twenty five billion, and you get a new ship fifty years from now. Planned Parenthood defunding provision clears the Senate Parliamentarian review in the GOP

budget Bill. I guess I'm just Debbie Downer today. Did you know that the whole defunding Planned Parenthood thing only applies to year one. They only defund it for one year and then the rest of it it goes right back in. I told you a Congress, this evil and this corrupt is not capable of producing a bill that is good. You can argue the bill is necessary because we need the ice agents, a border security and all that.

You can argue all those things, and maybe you're right, but beautiful it's sure ain't because Congress isn't capable of beautiful. It's basically a feminist, that's all