A problem with rats in Jesse's house

final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now to finish my rat update, which is going to lead me directly into New York City, as it were. I didn't do that on purpose, it just kind of worked out that way. So we don't have mice. We have rats. It's confirmed. They are in the walls, right by my wife's head as she sleeps. I suggested tonight that perhaps we should sleep in the extra room, and she suggested that perhaps we should sleep in a hotel. So that

tells you how well she's handling this. I've been given forty eight hours to address the rat issue. I found these super duper traps, and I'm unreasonably excited about them. I bought at I think about a dozen of them. They'll be waiting for me when I get home. No, get this, Chris. They open up like the mouth of a freaking t rex. Not even kidding, like they picture a Tyrannosaurus rex. Picture is mouth. Pry that open and then they have this little thing of tempting poison in there,

and then rah, that's what Chris? What see? That's the problem? Jewish producer Chris said, how big are the rats? Are they New York City rats? In fact, we're going to talk New York City in a moment. Thanks for that, Chris. That's the problem. I don't know now if you told me the rat that the rat was too big to be killed by the mouse trap, Okay, that's fine. Rats, that's fine. Rats are a little harder, can get a

little bigger. How big does a rat have to be to not only not be killed by the mouse trap? The mouse trap is obviously snapping on them. They're not getting away from it. How big does a rat have to be to have a mouse trap snap on them and then simply shit it off like it's like it's a gnat on its arm. Just dump the mouse trap and go right back to where we're going. There is a chance we're dealing with rats of a decent size here.

There is a chance. I am hesitant to to speculate, mainly because I'm worried that ab is listening right now, listening to every word, every word right now. And I will tell you she's not handling any of this. You're not handling it well, right. She's tough as nails, but she's not handling the mouse rat thing very well. And then when I suggested that they were getting into the pantry by running across the kitchen floor in the middle of the night, that about put her over the edge.

That was about I know, Chris, that that's obvious. I realized that, but she had not considered that, you know, immediately where her mind's going to go. What if one of them crawls on my foot? That we're dealing with a lot. I was given forty eight hours as of this morning, so we're down to thirty six. When I get home, I have my t Rex traps. I will see if they can do the job. No matter what,

I will let you know what happens. I'm going to be devastated if I have to actually use pets control I've never used past control in my entire life for a rodent problem. It's not going to start now either, speaking of pest control. Eric Adams, New York City mayor Eric Adams, he just to go through his little arc here. He of course gets elected Democrat New York City, and he's a far lefty at least beholden to the far leftis,

but always sold himself as kind of a moderate type. Then, in one of the most brilliant and effective pr moves in history, Republican governors like Greg Abbott and Ronda Santis they came up with the idea of taking the illegals and dumping them in blue areas, and they started dumping them in New York City. It's a really easy sell. New York City's always been an easy sell for illegals, well for immigrants, legal and illegal. It's so vast, there

are so many different communities there. Really no matter who you are or where you are from, you're probably going to find some sort of a culture that reflects yours. In New York City. You could probably pick your country, and I bet you there's at least a block or half a block where those are your people. In New York City. It's just that kind of place. It's a wild place. I love it. I love it. It's wild. But that's really what it is. So remember they couldn't

force the illegals to go up there. They asked, hey, you want to go to New York City, and a bunch of them are all yep, sounds nice to big Apple. Take me to the Promised Land. And they started putting them on buses up there, and illegals started getting busted in New York City by the thousand. Well, New York City, unlike the federal government, cannot print money. New York State, unlike the federal government, cannot print money. Budgets are limited.

There's only so much money coming in. You want to add money here, then you have to cut money there. Well, politicians love to give things out. That's how politicians get re elected most of the time. Look at what I gave you. I built this, did you checks for that? You know it's really gross. This is bribery with your own money. The problem with a mayor getting illegals is

Eric Adams doesn't gain anything from it. The Democrats in New York gain from it because they get counted in the census which they shouldn't and so they don't lose congressional seats. So that helps Democrats in New York State congressional Democrats the federal seats. It certainly helps national Democrats, the Joe Biden types. As we've explained, filling up a country with a bunch of people with no love for it who can be bought for a five hundred dollars

visa check. That only helps people who hate the country who want to get elected Democrats is what we call them. So that helps, But Eric Adams doesn't gain anything. In fact, where did the illegals go? You're going to put the illegals in your poorest neighborhoods. Poorest neighborhoods in any city are always treated the worst. Even my sons know this. By Now, you go to the rich part of town, the ritzy part of town, the schools will be better, the roads will be nicer, the sidewalks will be better.

Why because those people pay more in taxes, they have more political influence, and the city is going to focus more services on those people. Now you go to the poor part of town, That's where you're going to find a pothole that never gets patched. Over. That's where that happens. That's how life works. It's not fair, that's how life works. So if you have a new group of ten thousand illegals who just got to your city, are you going

to take them to the nice part of town. No, you're going to take them to the bad neighborhoods, to the poor neighborhoods, And in America that almost always means the black neighborhoods. Eric Adams got elected in large part because black people in New York City voted for him.

Eric Adams watching watches as the constituency that got him elected got angrier and angrier and angrier, and justifiably so, Black Americans have every right to be taken care of first by their country, the same way all Americans do. Only the Black Americans suffer the most from illegal immigration, because that's where they dump all the illegals in the black neighborhoods. Soon, your school's bilingual, the school that was crappy anyway, got even worse. Your local rec centers filled

up with a bunch of people from Guatemala. It sucks, so, Eric Adams, well, yeah, Chris, go ahead and play. It starts to get loud about this problem and asking for help.

in the doors investigations, campaign funds. No one's even crystal clear to this date what exactly he did. I mean, look, he's a New York mayor. I'm sure he did illegal stuff. Anyway, it's not going to be hard to figure out. But no one's even clear. So what happened. We all know what happened. He got crossways with the system, and the system sent the checka. That would be the FBI. They sent the cheka after him. Okay, So that brings us to two little tidbits of information that just came out. Now,

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FBI comes kicking in his door. Then post election, and a little bit pre election, Eric Adams starts to sound like he's softening on True, Trump starts to sound like he's softening on Eric Adams. Trump really sounds like he's softening on Eric Adams.

I think he was treated. You know, it's very interesting when he essentially went against what was happening with the migrants coming in, and you know, he made some pretty strong statements like this is not sustainable. I said, you know what, he'll be indicted soon. And I said it, not as a prediction, a little bit lightheartedly, but I said it.

Remember Donald Trump was convicted in New York City. Now I am not fully boned up on exactly how much he can pardon what the authority is there, but wow, what an interesting, interesting little turn of events, wouldn't you say Oh, I thought this was interesting as well. The losers in the GOP, especially the GOP Senate. You've heard me scream and yell about how much they're trying to torpedo all these wonderful cabinet appointments. The best ones are

the ones they're going after the hardest. And I heard Lisa Murkowski. I heard her say this, just remember, just remember, remember who's been telling you that we have to start primarying these people. That that's the only way they will ever respond. That's what they haven't feared, and that's why they act the way they act. But if you put that fear into them, it will change their ways. You know how many times I've had that talk.

not being good enough, and you're gonna get primaried. Well, you know what, what's this all about?

in the Senate. We watched you vote yes on Biden person after Biden, person after Biden person, from Lloyd Austin to Merrick Garland to loser after loser after loser after lo u. These people got the majority of Republican votes in the United States Senate. And now we face the prospect of not having Trump's cabinet cabinet picks pushed through because every single Democrat will vote against every single one

of them. And now we have to worry about a couple trees in its little snakes like you, and you're confused, why, I just don't get it. The business of the GOP is the business of the system, with just a different face on it. And as I've said a million times, you are never going to appeal to the patriotism of Mitch McConnell or John Thune or Lisa Murkowski and Lindsey Graham or any of these people. You're never going to appeal to their patriotism. You're never going to do that.

In fact, you're probably not even going to be able to make them afraid politically until one of them goes down in a primary. One of them must go down in a primary. It must be soon. And as I have told you many times before, I am committing myself fully to that effort. It is either going to be John Cornyn or James Langford. It will depend though, on who gets one and only one primary challenger, established primary challenger who is far to the right and who can

raise money. And when that person pops up, it may be in the Dakotas north or south, maybe in South Carolina, maybe in Louisiana, maybe wherever that person pops up. I am all in because it is time for a scalp. These people, they think they should be allowed to do whatever they want without consequence. They have never feared for their seats in a primary before. And it's time to make them afraid. All right, let's do some emails. Before we do some emails, let's do some chalk. Maybe that's

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You are ninety days away from feeling great emails. Next there's the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course, it's been a great medal of honor Monday. That was awesome, Always lots of fun there. First hour was great. If you missed anything, download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes all right. Before I get to the emails, I wanted to play this one more time because I didn't spend a lot of time with it when I played it. Mark Andreesin's his name. He's one of these big tech

ceo rich guys. Career democrat, lifelong Democrat, came out publicly backed Trump this last election. Why I'm gonna let it play all the way this time. Remember, the communists can only exist if he is allowed to control all sources of information. And the reason he must control all sources of information is he can only exist if he can

lie at all times about everything. If he is unable to lie, if he is unable to create a world of make believe in the stupid people like your liberal aunt Peggy, then he will never be able to gain power. AI is not something I will even begin to pretend to understand. It was something from the movies when I was a kid, right, it was something iron Man did with his jarvist thing. But I know enough to know it is starting to catch on everywhere. I have a

buddy who still runs an RV dealership. He tells me, if you're dealing with a person, you're chatting with someone. Let's say you go to the RV dealership website. You're chatting with someone. Their dealership, They have AI salesman. It's not a real person, and the AI salesman will adjust from where the Internet knows you're calling in from or on the internet from. So if you're from Texas and you're inquiring about an RV, that salesman probably sitting there

with a cowboy hat on. His name's Dix. Only it's not real. So AI's everywhere everywhere. Every company's using it, governments are using it. The Biden administration, of course, wanted to use it to lie to you about everything. They wanted to control it completely, because that's how communists operate. Listen to this and just put a smile on your face as you listen to this. Because it wasn't just

Donald Trump who dodged a bullet this election. The American people, and dare I say it, the Earth dodged a bullet when these people lost.

They basically said, AI is going to be a game of two or three big companies working closely with the government, and we're going to basically wrap them in a you know they I'm paraphrasing, but we're going to basically wrap them in a government cocoon. We're going to protect them from competition, we're going to control them, and we're going

to dictate what they do. And then I said, well, I said, I don't understand how you're going to lock this down so much, because like the math, for you know, AI is like out there and it's being taught everywhere. And you know they literally said, well, you know, during the Cold War, we classify.

have you ever heard of coding? Like building a video game or something like that. Coding? It takes code. Both of my sons can already code. It's being taught. It's code. Well, AI's already being taught, That's what he was saying. He said, what are you talking about? How are you going to control it? This is already you know, it's in school curriculums. It's being taught listen.

basically went dark and didn't proceed. And that if we if we decide we need to, we're gonna do the same thing to the math underneath AI.

being over the top. I believed it. And I'll tell you one thing. The billionaire types who've gone to our side, like the Elon Musk types, I promise you that guy was going to prison if these people had another four years. All right, let's get to the emails. This is a lovely one. You obnoxious d bag crayon eating can't do nothing for me. You're Catholic or your Jew? I'm Catholic from Jew. I don't understand, Chris. Is there some kind of kinship between you people in Catholics that I don't

know about? Did I miss something? Asked the inquisition. He said, okay, if not. For if not, you know nothing about your heritage, you're probably a bought and paid for d bag. God's speed, little man. And then he finishes it by thanks for some historical accuracy. I don't know what. I think. There are some people who do a lot of drinking when they listen to the show, and probably some drugs too.

I think there's some drinking and there's some drugs, but look, it could be heavy, as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving. Showgun. I plead you to answer, or to use your answer power to get word to sect def hegseeth to rename the bases starting with ford Hood.

These numerous travesties shall not stand. His name is Mike. Yeah. Look, I'm trying to temper my enthusiasm and temper yours by figuring out exactly how much the Trump administration will be willing to undo so many of the evil things the Biden administration has done. And so let's just be honest. There's no possible way for them to undo all of it. I want them to undo all of it. In fact, I want them to done, and not only undo all of it, I want them to reverse it all and

go racing back the other direction. I'm sure that's what you want as well. Is that realistic? I don't know. It's hard to get Republicans on board with why it's important to leave the military bases the way they were, with the names like Fort Bragg or Confederate. It's important to leave history as it is. It's important that we do not allow the communists to erase our history. To tear down statues of Robert E. Lee or Thomas Jefferson

or anyone else. It's important that these pieces of our history remain exactly as they are, and you can treat them how you wish to treat them, Celebrate them, hate them. There's a town I forget here. It is right here. There's a town they're complaining us. City tells residents to stop sticking googly eyes on its statues. One that's hilarious. Two that's probably vandalism. Don't get in trouble. But three, maybe you even want to stick googly eyes on your statues.

I don't know, but they should be left to stand. The communist is not tearing down your history because he gives a rat crap about the Civil War or slavery, or black people or the Indians, or any other thing he pretends to care about. He destroys your history because if he can erase your past, he can write your future. Your history is what keeps you anchored, It's what guide you. If he can snap that anchor, he can take you whichever way he feels like blown. Let's talk about done

for you real estate. Let's talk about putting things into hard assets. Putting our money into hard assets. You know, I've had a conversation today with Carol Roth and she told me that essentially the stock market is valued at double the value of the GDP of the country. Now that may sound great on its surface, but it's not if you think about it for five seconds. That's how overvalued everything is right now, with all the fake money

and crap they've been doing. You know what stands the test of all this stuff, all the ups and downs and pullbacks at hard assets. Done for you real estate. It's real estate investing for normal people. The billionaires already do it. It's for you. It's so normal people can start acquiring rental properties and done for you. Real estate does it all for you. They'll find you the properties, they'll handle the closing, the financing, the rental process. You

might just retire on it one day. Go to Done for You Jesse dot com to learn more. Done for You Jesse dot Com. We'll be back. This is the Jesse Kelly Show. Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. And since it's the final segment, I want to do just a couple things before we get the headlines I didn't get to. First and foremost, I want to remind you you can

email the show Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Second, I want to say that Kaitanji Brown Jackson, she's I'm just I don't know if you can hear. I'm rubbing my forehead as I talk about it. She's the diversity higher who sits on the Supreme Court. Obviously, she's an unqualified COMMI nutball who's there because she's black and a woman. Don't yell at me for saying that. It was Joe Biden who announced he was going to pick somebody who

was black and a woman. Joe Biden announced he was going to make a diversity higher, and he did make a diversity higher. She's also a weapons grade more on. She speaks more than anyone else on the Supreme Court by a country mile. Surprise, surprise, there are people who track how much they speak. Surprise surprise. The dirty Kami who just got there five minutes ago, can't shut her freaking mouth ever, so she's always talking all the time.

But when she's not talking, you see, Kaitanji Brown Jackson has a dream. Her dream has always been to appear in a Broadway musical, and this weekend she did. Of course, it's some gate up version of Romeo and Juliet where she plays I kid you, not a he she they character. I'm not going, no, Chris, I don't want any audio. I don't want any audio of it. I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it. No, Chris, I'm not going to do it. I can't. I refuse to do it. I heard it earlier today and I wanted

to dive out the window. I'm talking like, headfirst. I'm not going to do that to anybody listening. It's brutal. It's so incredibly embarrassing that these these people sit in the highest positions of power. Remember how many times we've had this talk that we like to convince ourselves that at least when you get to a high enough level, they're qualified, capable people. But that's not how communism works. You see, go read about the Soviet Union or really anywhere,

but read about the Soviet Union. It's a great example of this. As long as you were the loyal party member, you could rise to the highest, most important positions. They'll make you a general in charge of a division. They'll put you in charge of the Soviet Union's energy sector, and you might have no qualifications at all other than the fact you're a loyal, dirty commie. And I'm just so insanely embarrassed. And speaking of which, I saw this, I'm sorry. I thought it was too funny. I saw

this on the news. I know you've never heard of the Washington Mystics. Nobody has. But Sheila Johnson another person you never heard of. She owns the Washington Mystics. The reason you've never heard of them is it's a WNBA team. Well, Caitlin Clark, she's that white girl from Iowa who she's the big star in the WNBA. Now she of course wins Female Athlete of the Year of the year, and the owner of the Washington Mystics said this.

credit at a charity for lesbians, the WNBA. If you make fifty five cents playing or working in a WNBA, you should bow down and thank God every single day that you were allowed to be employed by a charity for lesbians. I'm sorry, no one wants to hear about your talent. Here's a headline, but you know the thing headlines. We didn't get to exclusive cops in one of America's most remote States, beg for fed, beg the Feds for help over trend de Arragua infiltration. That's in North Dakota,

not exactly right next to the southern border. A reminder that Democrats they opened up the prisons of Venezuela and brought the prisoners into our country on purpose. Now in small North Dakota towns there are Venezuelan prison gangs taking over. That's how evil the Democrat Party has become. Crazy. Trump says the Biden border wall sale must be stopped. It is crazy unless you accept what I just talked about, that they are completely committed to opening up the border

of this country. It's not an app accident. It's not a whoopsie, it's not a we're trying to be nice kind of a thing. They brought them year on purpose. Binghampton, Binghampton, Binghamton. I don't know how to say that. Binghamton University pride in December to provide gender affirming haircuts, as if a crew cut is something new. Chinese student who voted in twenty twenty four elections remains on the Michigan voter rules. It's wild how often people who vote illegally for Democrats

are allowed to keep voting illegally for Democrats. It's almost as if cheating in elections. It's part of what they do. Migrant caravan starts in southern Mexico, confirming Breitbart Texas report. I've been hearing reports about this that they are trying desperately to get that caravan of illegals into the United States of America before Donald Trump takes over again. I ask you a question I've asked before. How can we save this place when one political party is going to

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