A new Pope was selected today

Jesse Kelly Show tonight. Now, I actually want to begin here with this email because here's the thing that's I say it's funny, and I guess it is funny cause it makes me laugh, But it's definitely odd. You see, I do a radio show. It's not important. I'm just a radio host, but I do a radio show for three hours a day, and because I'm the one doing

the talking, it's just human nature. When I'm talking. When you're talking, you assume people are listening, right, especially if they're in the same room, they're listening to you, and you get frustrated when they're not. Doesn't that happen to you in your life? Weren't you listening? That happens to me? So you'd talk for three hours a day and you assume that people who are listening are listening. But here's what actually happens. It probably happens to you. It's human nature.

It happens to me. When I listen, you kind of half listen lots of the time. Maybe you're daydreaming, maybe you're on your phone, maybe you're cooking, maybe you're at work, So maybe you were half listening a little bit. And when you listen to one show, you probably listen to more than just one. I realize there are people who only listen to the Jesse Kelly Show, But most people will listen to this or that or this or that.

And what happens is because they're half listening, and because they're listening to multiple shows, people will email you and accuse you of saying things that not only have you never said, You've never even thought this, dude writes me and he says Jesse A few months ago on the air, I thought, I heard you refer to Catholicism as demonic. With a new pope selected today, are you planning on engaging in any more Catholic bashing.

especially if you're happy. Congratulations Again. I'm not a Catholic, so it's not my area. If you're upset, I understand. There have been social media posts as soon as the guy got the NOD today, social media posts indicating that there's a chance that this guy Prevost, Robert Prevost of America. I should point out that Robert Prevost is one of these open borders lefty types. And I don't know whether that's true. I don't know whether he posted it. I

don't know. What I do know is nothing but respect and congratulations. That's that's where I come from on that kind of stuff. If you're a Catholic and you're upset, I'm sorry. If you're a Catholic and you're thrilled, maybe you're doing shots of holy water right now. Congratulations do you sounds good? Not shot to holywater, Chris, I mean some other kind of holy water, whiskey or something like that. Either way, congratulations to everybody there you go, you have

a new pope. Now, I will say this though, this is probably gonna be more for the people not who are necessarily upset about the pope, but for people who are upset at their pastor or a politician. Maybe you're upset at Trump or a senator or someone like this. I will say this is a large reason why I take painstaking, painstaking steps to ensure I never become a fan of any man. None. There's not a man who exists that I look to with it. Wow, man, I'm a big fan of that guy. Just whatever he says,

I believe it. I'm just not that way. People are fallible, all of them, no matter what role they play, no matter what uniform they put on. We're all just people. So there. If you're upset with the whole thing, I'm sorry it didn't work out the way you wanted. If you're thrilled, congratulations to you. Let us move on, because there's all kinds of other things in the news that don't involve hopes, and so let's begin with some things

that happened, some other big things. Trump announced the trade deal with the UK this morning.

turning out real. It would be a great deal for both countries. Because it'll be really great for the UK.

NAFTA and other things. A trade deal you get with another country, and you wouldgree hey, we're gonna sell you silk at a discounted price, and you're gonna sell US cotton at a discounted price and at a wall work out and it's beneficial for both countries. Now, I have a hard time believing Trump would negotiate a deal that's bad for US foreign policy. Trump is very good deal maker. Trump is very good and Trump a lot of the

United States of America. So I would assume the deal is good, but I don't know how it will turn out for every American or every industry in the end. I do want to say this though, about the tariffs and the trade deals and stuff like that, there is let's pause on those for a moment, because this will come back to the point I'm making. There's something about the climate change movement, which actually we will talk about

on this show a little bit. There's something about that movement that probably doomed that movement from the very beginning. I know it's still around, I know it's still very powerful. I got all that, But a lot of people think we've reached peak climate change insanity, that it's just kind of being rejected over and over again by people. And you know what rejected What really really doomed the climate nutters. It's not the fact that they want to murder billions

of people. That's kind of a side issue. The climate are constantly trying to make your life worse, and then constantly trying to explain to you why it's okay that your life is getting worse and why you should be okay with your life getting worse. And when you are in any kind of a leadership position or even a sale, we'll just call it sales. We'll make it about sales, because that's really what you're doing. You're selling. When you're selling that to people, that is an impossible sell. I

think back to my RV sales days. The goal is to explain to the person why this RV is better, and why this RV will, in some roundabout way make your life better. You'll get to sleep here when you're working in the oil field. You'll get to enjoy family memories here, the air conditioning works. You'll get to stay cool in the summer. You're selling what makes it better? Well, the climate change movement failed because it's Jimmy Carter telling you what. Sorry if your cold, put on a sweater. No,

you can't drive this. No you shouldn't eat meat. Here's some cockroaches. Eat those instead. No, you should do without this, You should do without that. That's an impossible cell. For the Trump tariff trade stuff. I have heard these talking points from Trump and descent and a lot of people, because there are all kinds of justifications, good justifications for

more protectionism, more trade, and they are good justification. There are good arguments against it, for and against it, as I've said, But the talking points of you don't need this much stuff. Hey you, what did they say the other day? You've got twenty dollars from China. You don't need twenty dollars. You can make do with two dolls. Even if you agree with what they're saying, even if you agree conceptually, I'm not talking about you or me specifically,

that's an impossible cell to the masses. It doesn't work. Hey, let me tell you why you're gonna have less. If I get what I want, it doesn't sell and it will never sell. Just a word of caution. Let's move on. Let's talk about something that does really matter. Ed Martin was going to be the head attorney US attorney of DC and he's not anymore. And somebody's defending James Langford. Ooh, we have a few things to get to in just

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It's a book about Vietnam. Doesn't matter what it is. I actually don't care for it that much, so I'm not going to recommend it to you. But it's a book about Vietnam. It's true story about the war in Vietnam and on this particular story.

they had sandbags and everything set up. The guys are looking around the outposts and they're taking account of what they have and what they don't have, and they realize, hey, we have enough ammunition for today, but if we get overrun, if we get overrun, we don't have enough AMMO to fight off waves of people. We're going to die. You know, if if fifty guys, one hundred guys come and try to swarm this outpost, we don't have the ammo. Okay,

what's not the end of the world. They radioed back to base and they said, hey, we need more grenades. They really needed grenades. We need grenades, We need more magazines, we need we need more stuff. They said, okay, you have more stuff. Absolutely we'll paraphrasing, but we'll get right on that. The men were over on that night. They didn't have m O, they didn't have grenades. They died, every single one of them. To a man, one of them is still to this day missing in action, I believe,

is how the story went. But that just means he died somewhere else. Right, They're all dead, and they got overrun, and they died because the EMO, the grenades, it never made it up to the base, never made it up to the outpost. You know why the AMO never made it up to the outpost. I think it was a sergeant. Don't quote me on that. I forget the man who was responsible to bring them the AMMO and the grenades.

He was involved in smuggling over there, and he took the load of necessary AMMO and grenades, and he sold it for money, didn't make the delivery, made up some lie about his car breaking down, and ten men, ten sets of parents, wives got letters in the mail. The men died that night, you know, far off land, in the jungles of Vietnam. Now it was the viet Cong. They weren't in they weren't. It wasn't North Vietnamese it was the Viet Cong, the guerrilla force that was who

overran it. So let's just think about this really briefly. This is going to come back to politics and the GOP and all this other stuff. Let's think about this. In that story. Are the Viet Cong? Are they the most evil entity in that story? After all, they were the ones shooting? They had professional sappers. Those are guys who know they really they infiltration is their thing. But they were the ones throwing grenades. They were the ones shooting. They were the RPGs, you name it, they had it.

They were the ones killing those guys on that outpost. Are the via in that story the most evil person in that story? I would guess you're saying no, right, So who is Oh? You mean it's the guy who was supposed to help, was ordered to help, who was actually sent to help, and instead of helping, he screwed them over to help himself. I think you would agree with me that he's the one. If you could have them all lined up, he's the one you would say that's the bad guy in this little tale? Wouldn't you

agree with me on that? I'm gonna play you what Trump said about Ed Martin Ed Martin was going to be the US Attorney of Washington, d C. And Trump pulled the nomination. Here he was talking about it.

And he wasn't rejected, but we felt it would be very it would be hard, and we have somebody else that will be announcing over the next two days who's.

And so the Democrats were going to oppose Ed Martin. But Democrats don't have control of the Senate. The GOP has control of the Senate. Democrats can't stop any Republican nominee. Ed Martin will not be in DC draining the swamp because of Republicans. Let's talk about that next sit the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Thursday, A magnificent Thursday. So back to what we were talking about. Ed Martin

will not be the head US Attorney of DC. Trump officially pulled his nomination today because Ed Martin wasn't going to be confirmed. Ed Martin wasn't going to be confirmed because Tom Tillis of North Carolina on the Senate Judiciary Committee torpedoed the nomination. Ed Martin's not going to be in DC draining the swamp because of a Republican senator from North Carolina. Remember that little story I just told you about Vietnam and the guy who sold off the

weapons and the whole squad that died. I'm going to read this email now. It's not about Ed Martin or this one's about James Langford, the useless low tee Senator from Oklahoma. This guy says, Jesse, It's very wrong for you to be attempting to destroy and undermine James Langford. What you are trying to do to him is just

what the woke mob does. You're better than that. How about investing some of your energy and venom on people like Schumer, Schiff, Stacy Abrams, Chris Murphy, and Richard Blumenthal. These people are not just communists, as you claim, but they are subversives subverting our institutions. Please focus on these scummy lie telling idiots, not a true red blooded and loyal Americans, such as the James Langford I have followed, listened to, and supported Senator Langford these last fifteen years

since he first ran for office. Please help us get rid of subversive Dems. Not this here, it is good, godly man. Yeah, back to my story about Vietnam. Were the via Cong the bad guys? That night we already knew we were at war with the Viet Cong. They hated us, We hated down. They were gonna kill as many of us as they could, and we were going to kill as many of them as we could. Do you think we should have been sitting around swapping stories about how much we hated the viet Cong. That was

a given. Of course they were the enemy. Were they the bad guy that night? Were they what doomed that squad to death that night? No, it was the one who was supposed to help. He was put there to help, and in the critical moment where we needed him most, instead of helping, he hurt. I'm going to play something for you Langford lover, Oh, you Langford lovers out there. I want you to listen to this. Joe Biden embarrassed himself. Of course, Jill. We'll get to this in a minute.

But Jill dragged poor Joe onto the set of the View today try to promote herself. But there was a wonderful, wonderful little answer he gave you who wrote the email, and everyone who thinks like this, I want you to lean into the radio, turn it up, then listen.

security bill. They'll lie, They'll pretend it's about border security, but in actuality, it would leave the border open and allow more barbarians into the country. Everyone knew that. You knew it ahead of time. I knew it ahead of time. Everyone knew what they were going to do, and of course that's exactly what they did. But how do you sell that to people? You can't sell that. Well, what you need is you need somebody to run cover for you. You need a trader from the other side to join your

side to run cover for you. And who do they find, James he Langford of Oklahoma. Either A James Langford is in actuality in evil communists himself who pretends to be a Republican to get elected in Oklahoma. Or B James Langford is so naive, stupid, and weak he shouldn't be allowed to watch over a daycare center, let alone sit as a United States Senator. And I don't know which is which one is which I don't know. I don't know whether he's secretly evil or just pathetic and weak.

But what I do know is during a critical election year, the most important issue to the American people was the fact the barbarians opened up the border. And when the barbarians were trying, trying the hardest they could to get cover for themselves on the issue, one man stepped up to give them that cover on the issue.

care who they are. Anybody on this planet, no matter what uniform they have on, who tells you that it's godly to allow rapists to pour into your country and destroy your women is a liar or a moron, or most likely both. Joscelyn Nungary snuck out of her home at ten pm that night, as young kids do. I used to do it all the time, slip out and took off with my friends. Only Joscelyn, at the age of twelve years old, was grabbed by two barbarians and

four we think two hours. She was destroyed physically in ways you can't possibly imagine, alone in the dark under a bridge, and it happened to her because Democrats brought barbarians into the country on purpose. And whoever tells you that that's what Jesus wants is a demon and should go screw themselves. I don't care what they think. And don't you ever defend this freaking loser to me again.

people call it immigration. Judge is not a typical federal judge or a state judge, so it's a very different process for it. But yes, there's a need to be able to give an opportunity for someone to be able to make an argument before they're removing in the country.

steam with this stuff. Speak it. You know what. I'll actually bring up Lindsay Graham and more of this crap in just a moment. Now that I'm ticked off. Before I do that, let's talk about Pure Talk. I'm gonna calm down. Pure Talk makes me feel better. Pure Talk, unlike Langford, cares about Americans, hires Americans. That's just so

blessed to me. I hate calling these companies because you can't ever not only are people you can't ever get someone who speaks English at and T doesn't hire these people. T Mobile, Verizon, they can't wait to hire foreigners. Pure Talk hires Americans based right here in America. Even at the call center customer service, no more beat beep, You get to speak with Amber. She's pleasant, has a smile

on her face. Switch save yourself some money. They're on the same network they're giving out free brand new smartphones right now. Pure Talk is the only patriotic cell phone company in this country. Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, we'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday got myself a little bit fired up. But it is these subversive, traitorous Republicans who screw us over time and

time again. That's what really gets my blood. Pre you're going, we don't get to have Ed Martin as US Attorney of DC because Republicans screwed him over. We didn't get thing after thing after thing after thing because Republicans from the reddest states step in when we need them the most and they knife us in the back. Remember remember in the heart and remember that show I did the other night about the FBI, just kind of a recap and all the evil crap the FBI's done and all

the horrible things they were doing underneath Joe Biden. Remember, we couldn't get a unified GOP to stand up against them, and we couldn't get a unified GOP because of senators and Republican house members from the reddest states not only blocked any real reforms that could have taken place with the FBI defunding and things like that, our red state senators were out there campaigning with Christopher Way to increase the budget while they were arresting pro lifers gleefully.

things like that. And yes, I still do think that's evil, but I will at least give him credit for this. At least he was honest. At least he was very honest. That's how he sees things. He sees me as the enemy. He sees me as an enemy of the state, as his mortal enemy, and he has declared himself to be my enemy, and I respect it. At least he's honest.

It's the ones who claim to be my friend yet always find a way to knife me when it matters most, either out of complicity or weakness or stupidity, whatever the reason. Those are the ones who I get most angry about. You know, we were with I realized that religions in the news now, various religions, but these types of people, I mean, you can get mad, and I get mad at the at the at the trannies who are out there, and the pride parades and grap like that and all

the on the weird degenerate crap they do. And yeah, I don't I don't like it either. Don't like them either. But remember this pastor who lectured Trump and JD Vance right after Trump won the election. This freak, in my eyes, way more evil than some training and a pride and the.

hatred of me in my belief system. That hag. She pretends to be on my side, she throws on the uniform and then carries communism everywhere. She is much worse than the training in the parade than some do doing a mock crucifixion of Jesus, way way worse because you decided to put on my uniform and tried to use that as a way to bring that subversiveness in. Don't ever defend Lindsey Graham to me again, or Tom Tillis or James Langford or John Cornyn, her Cassidy, her rounds

her Curtis. There is a cabal of ten to fifteen Red State senators who are the reason we can't really stop communism in this country. That's a fact.