[[:encoded, "Action U.S.A. is a movie about cars blowing up and people catching fire and jumping off bridges. While this unfolds before them, Jason and Todd talk about other car movies, have a love fest over the movie The Best Years of Our Lives, and they also talked about voting for sure - although that one may have happened off mic, we don't remember. We were kinda high."]]
[[:encoded, "The Oscar is a sleazy movie about a sociopath who wants to win an Oscar real bad. While the sordid tale unravels, Jason and Todd talk about the reality of cashmere sweaters against bare skin, the difference between Valley dive bars and The Oscars, and the importance of the correct percentage of THC for editing an audio play."]]
[[:encoded, "Turkey Shoot aka Escape 2000 is another exploitative take on The Most Dangerous Game starring the magnetic Steve Railsback. It's epic and kind of wonderful but Jason and Todd mostly talk about Ukraine and their equally subjective and uneducated opinions on auteur filmmakers. And Todd complains about that same stupid commercial director again. It's as if he actually suffered some kind of trauma. Bonus: Jason relates fourteen different stories about showing up to wildly late to import...
[[:encoded, "The Identical is a movie about Elvis's twin being as good as Elvis which according to this movie's music also sucks. No matter. Despite the running time of an hour forty for the movie, Jason and Todd talk for three and a half hours. Included are thoughts on this movie, other Christian movies, and then they yell fight for thirty minutes about shit (Rogan, Chappelle, groups insulted by them) they both agree for the last thirty minutes that they have no business or effect on - but at a...
[[:encoded, "Cosmic Sin is a movie with Frank Grillo and Bruce Willis and they are in space. There's a lot of neon and tons of giant loud laser guns, but you would think Jason and Todd can't hear it as they instead talk about Lamb (a completely unrelated movie) and the truth about COVID and comedians, both alive and not alive. 2022 begins!"]]
[[:encoded, "The Unseen is a movie about a Bond girl who stays at a bed and breakfast in Solvang whose owners keep Flounder from Animal House in their basement. It's really the perfect way to celebrate their 100th episode, and Jason and Todd barely pay attention to the murder onscreen because they are both in crisis about how horrible they were as young men. Come on and celebrate with them!"]]
[[:encoded, "The Many Saints of Newark is an HBO movie prequel to an HBO television series about gangsters with eating disorders. Jason and Todd mostly talk about the whole David Chappelle controversy despite Todd swearing he doesn't want to. Spoiler Alert! They manage to come to some kind of understanding. Sort of. No, don't talk about the movie for more than five minutes."]]
[[:encoded, "Cry Macho was made by an elderly man who only has time for single takes. Jason takes this man down. Todd laughs. Also, they talk about other things, like other movies and old man ailments."]]
[[:encoded, "Reminiscence is a movie that is two hours long. Normally when people get bored by a movie, they shut it off. But Jason and Todd, they talk through the entire thing and then keep talking for another forty minutes after that."]]
[[:encoded, "Sinbad of the Seven Seas is one of the last gasps of The Cannon Group, and it is intensely stupid. For some reason, Jason and Todd spend a lot of time talking about suicide. Kinda concerning."]]
[[:encoded, "Striptease is a movie that was marketed on one thing and one thing alone. Jason and Todd get excited and then uncomfortable watching it when they aren't yapping about what's wrong with their brains and how they keep screwing up the world with them."]]
[[:encoded, "The Shack is Christian propaganda movie with an impressive cast that still doesn't do much to clear up what exactly The Holy Ghost is. Jason and Todd talk about being terrified of getting older and bigger, Charles Grodin, and how confusing Christianity is."]]
[[:encoded, "Killer Sofa is a New Zealand movie about a murderous piece of furniture that is clearly a chair and not a sofa. No matter, because there is much to discuss, including somebody's upcoming colonoscopy. Enjoy!"]]
[[:encoded, "The Witch Who Came from the Sea is a movie about a lady who murders dudes because of a horrible thing that happened when she was a kid. No matter, Jason and Todd are just excited to have recorded their first ever live episode, and they are so stoked about it they don't shut up for an epic three whole hours. Look. They do it for them. Not you."]]
[[:encoded, "Killdozer is a movie about a bulldozer that gets possessed by an evil space rock. Jason and Todd are not sure they haven't done this movie on the podcast before, and they aren't sure they won't do it again. What they are sure of, is this movie is pure television magic. Clint Walker!"]]
[[:encoded, "Staying Alive is a sequel to Saturday Night Fever that was directed by Sylvester Stallone and ends with John Travolta telling his girlfriend to back off so he can \"strut.\" In addition to marveling about this bizarre dance movie, Jason and Todd talk about vaccine chasers, how society indoctrinates us with certain prejudices that screw up our taste in movies, and then they trade stories about turning in papers on time."]]
[[:encoded, "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw is a movie about a former child preacher and a future Wonder Woman going on a road trip crime spree. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason and Todd talk about other stuff, like politics and feeling intellectually superior, and they don't even shut up when Wonder Woman is naked. I mean, come on, right? Happy Christmas!"]]
[[:encoded, "Intimate Agony is a TV movie from 1983 that is a lot like Jaws, except instead of a shark terrorizing a vacation island, it's a an outbreak of herpes. Be warned that Jason will discuss in detail his own experiences with VD, and Todd will probably giggle about Jason's misfortune because he is a total dick. Anyway, let truth by your Judith Light, and set down with these two idiots for a dose of it."]]
[[:encoded, "Strays is a movie starring Timothy Busfield about a bunch of murderous alley cats. Jason talks about Busfield, Todd talks about Kathleen Quinlan, and they both agree cats are too cute to be scary even though we know they will bite you right in the eyebrow out of nowhere sometimes."]]
[[:encoded, "Vivarium is a movie about two young beautiful people stuck in the suburbs because of nerdy aliens. It hits a little two close to home for Jason and Todd who, while perhaps not young and beautiful, are stuck in the suburbs. So they talk about Bill and Ted 3, TV movies of the week, and sending children to their deaths."]]
[[:encoded, "Double Jeopardy is a movie starring a lady whose career was killed by a Hollywood monster. Jason and Todd watch it for the second time in a row due to technical malfunctions, so really this is Double Double Jeopardy. Is double double jeopardy even legal? These guys do not care, and proceed to talk about movies from the fifties versus the eighties, VP picks, and the virtues of choosing a cocaine habit over gainful employment. The boys are back together! Well, virtually, anyway."]]
[[:encoded, "The Apple is a musical that involves an apple. It's really quite awful, and the Andersons are up at bat. Todd, Hilary and Colby take on\nthe challenge from Jason and Corey with what can only be described as difficulty. It takes a very long time for Hilary to make the penicillin, and while the conversation starts off with some\nthoughtful ruminations on art and music, it ultimately descends into an argument about whose turn it is to clean up the cat vomit."]]
[[:encoded, "Beyond the Door is a spaghetti rip-off of The Exorcist, and led to a huge lawsuit when it was an international hit at the box office. Jason and Corey rise to Todd's cruel challenge, and manage to talk through the entire dumb movie while staving off the threatening insanity that comes with quarantining in America. That's right. We just made your weekend."]]
[[:encoded, "Joni is a movie from 1979 about a woman who was paralyzed in a swimming accident, and it stars, was produced, and is based on the autobiography of Joni herself. For quarantine times, Jason has challenged Todd to watch this with his family, Hilary and Colby. It's kind of crazy, and halfway through the Andersons realize they are horrible monsters."]]
[[:encoded, "Spenser Confidential is a Marky-Mark Netflix movie show and we are in quarantine. Jason and Todd can't suffer with each other right now, so they are forcing their leading ladies to suffer their tangential yapping instead. We weren't going to stop hurting each other, you guys. This time, it's Jason and Corey!"]]
[[:encoded, "Wicked Woman is a movie about a really tall blonde lady who is...wicked, we guess? Jason and Todd hunker down to talk of film noir women, the grieving process, and Hal Holbrook. It's a lot to talk about during a movie with a very short running time. They even touch on overweight white people!"]]
[[:encoded, "Chill Factor is a movie with the tag line, \"Two guys, one bomb, and a whole lot of ice cream.\" It has Skeet Ulrich. There is also a UPS truck involved. It's hard to follow the dumb plot if you are incessantly talking about other movies, tragedies in Los Angeles, and feeling superior. So Jason and Todd get lost. They get really, really lost."]]
[[:encoded, "The Fanatic is a movie directed by that Limp Bizkit guy and starring that Scientology guy. Fitting that Jason and Todd should end 2019 by talking through one of the worst reviewed movies of 2019. They talk about Tarantino's latest, war movies, and even mention the movie Tiptoes again. Have a great holiday!"]]
[[:encoded, "Dragon Wars: D-War is a movie about a dragon war that Craig Robinson is heavily involved in for some reason. Todd and Jason talk about Godzilla movies, a bad experience Todd had seeing Parasite, and Jason's fucked up back. Dragons!"]]
[[:encoded, "The Manitou is an exorcist-type deal, but it isn't Christianity but Native American based, as portrayed by a number of actors who can't ever run for office. Jason and Todd spend the running time talking about Tony Curtis's weird hair, current B-movies Todd liked, and weird space alien movies where the alien is all rapey. No politics!"]]
