[[:encoded, "Megaforce is a movie with dirtbikes, Barry Bostwick, and that old guy from Knight Rider. (And somebody from Xanadu, maybe.) Anyway, Jason and Todd talk about a lot of other stuff, like their newest fan who is in no way actually related to Todd, religious friends, and of course Henry Silva. Always Henry Silva. There is a new reading from the latest works of Colby, and most importantly, they are joined by head of the Megaforce fan club, Stephen J. Skelton, who is a really good guy and...
Mar 27, 2017•1 hr 44 min
[[:encoded, "Death Machines is not a movie about trucks that kill people. It has karate or some damn thing. Doesn't matter, because the discussion is heated following Oscar night, someone calls someone else a racist, and Todd has too few Twitter followers, and maybe there is something about old Hercules movies in there somewhere. It's crazy."]]
Feb 27, 2017•1 hr 40 min
[[:encoded, "Mutant is a zombie movie starring Wings Hauser, all-time favorite actor of both Jason and Todd. Rest assured that they still don't respect his performance, talking constantly while barely taking a breath. They touch on subjects like the work of Bo Hopkins, the healing effects of Dramamine, and the 45th president of the United States. (Numerologist alert: this is the 45th episode, Todd just turned 45, and yeah, the crazy orange guy.)"]]
Jan 26, 2017•1 hr 46 min
[[:encoded, "Virus is the name of a lot of movies, and the particular one these two fools watch is probably the worst of the bunch. And they are all pretty awful. This one is about the end of the world, and has weird rapey stuff all over it. Gross. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason is all worked up and has to get a ton of stuff off his chest. Also, Todd brings up French Stewart for some dumb reason."]]
Dec 15, 2016•1 hr 55 min
[[:encoded, "Arlington Road is a superbly acted thrilled marred by mixed messages about white liberal paranoia and homegrown terrorism. Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd have to get through an obligatory, however measured, political discussion, and then turn to avoid reality by talking about...well, lousy films."]]
Nov 22, 2016•2 hr 5 min
[[:encoded, "Rabid is David Cronenberg's take on zombies starring a 1970s adult film star. The excitement of this horror show riles up Jason, and he goes off on Canada, American politics, and Todd. Todd sits mostly quietly, pretending to listen, while secretly enjoying former Ivory Snow girl Marilyn Chambers acting chops. Happy Halloween, suckers!"]]
Oct 28, 2016•1 hr 52 min
[[:encoded, "Poseidon is a remake of a movie that was an adventure. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason and Todd are back together in the same room and they have to discuss other stuff. Weirdly, they are both doing very well. They talk their lives and careers, which only possibly they could care about, as well as what's going on with the movies these days. Also, a cat knocks Jason's phone off the table."]]
Sep 26, 2016•1 hr 59 min
[[:encoded, "The Big Trees is NOT a movie about a bunch of murderous trees seeking revenge on the human race. Instead, it is about strip logging. Even the good guys are strip loggers. It is really, really dumb. And Kirk Douglas never stops smiling. This movie is Jason's revenge for having to watch Ice Pirates. He doesn't just get revenge on Todd, but his whole damn family. It's insidious."]]
Aug 31, 2016•1 hr 33 min
[[:encoded, "The Ice Pirates is a dumb parody movie that Todd likes for some reason. Because Jason is in another state, Todd forces Jason to watch said Ice Pirates with friend of the show Susan Tankersley while he sits quietly by himself, chuckling about how much Jason is going to squirm through this one. Enjoy, folks!"]]
Jul 18, 2016•1 hr 37 min
[[:encoded, "Beach Balls is one of those eighties movies about a bunch of jerks trying to get laid on Venice Beach. It takes place mostly in one room due to a limited budget. Doesn't really matter, because Jason and Todd are here to talk about entirely unrelated nonsense. Have a great summer!"]]
Jun 24, 2016•1 hr 28 min
[[:encoded, "Beach Balls is one of those movies from the 80s about douchebags trying to get laid at Venice Beach. Most of it takes place in one room because it is wildly low budget. It makes Jason kinda mad, but no matter, because there are plenty of unrelated topics of discussion to hassle with while the movie goes. And goes. And goes..."]]
Jun 24, 2016•1 hr 28 min
[[:encoded, "The Tormentors is about a bunch of bikers who do bad, bad things. They are a bunch of jerks, really. Jason and Todd are jerks in their own way, and they make that clear as they yammer about wildly politically incorrect things while equally terrible things happen on the screen in front of them. Jason finds the whole podcast thing distasteful. Todd is okay with it."]]
May 26, 2016•1 hr 24 min
[[:encoded, "Jaws the Revenge is the Jaws movie where the shark got all personal. Science currently says they don't do that, but whatever. Luckily, this movie isn't weighed down by mesmerizing performances by people like Roy Scheider, so Jason and Todd have plenty of down time to talk about themselves. Really, really nice."]]
Apr 25, 2016•1 hr 36 min
[[:encoded, "Jaws 3 was originally called Jaws 3-D because it was in 3-D but it isn't in 3-D anymore so it is just Jaws 3. Jason saw it in 3-D when it was released in the theater. Todd did not, but he had really wanted to. Doesn't matter, though, because all that matters is the now and we are in the now. Lou Gossett, Jr.!"]]
Mar 30, 2016•1 hr 44 min
[[:encoded, "Ghosts Can't Do It is the actual name of a film that Jason and Todd talk through until suddenly Donald Trump shows up in a cameo and they completely freak out. That's right, your favorite monthly podcast with two guys and a lousy movie is back! Jason reads a poem and rereads last month's short story from Todd's kid. Todd talks about getting old and dying. It's fun!"]]
Feb 22, 2016•1 hr 39 min
[[:encoded, "High Risk is an old movie with a terrible DVD transfer. It's got a dreamy James Brolin, a young Bruce Davison, and the ever wonderful Clevon Little. Doesn't matter though, because Jason is mostly interested in refusing to accept the new Star Wars movie is just okay, and Todd is horribly hungover. For the first time ever in this podcast's history, Todd actually has to go puke. Is it the movie or the Vicodin he took in a vain attempt to make himself feel better? It's a real mystery."]...
Jan 15, 2016•1 hr 35 min
[[:encoded, "Gunmen is a movie with Christopher Lambert and Mario Van Peebles. Sometimes dumb guys go to movies like this because the word \"gun\" is in the title. Such is the case with Todd, but it really doesn't matter because Jason and Todd mostly talk about The Revenant, the recent works of Bill Murray, Donald Trump, and of course Jason reads the latest literary work from Todd's kid, Colby. Happy War on Christmas, everyone!"]]
Dec 15, 2015•1 hr 48 min
[[:encoded, "Sheena: Queen of the Jungle is a movie about a white lady who can talk to African animals. She takes a lot of naked showers in a waterfall. It's for kids. Jason and Todd talk all the way through the 80s masterpiece with special guest Susan Tankersley who came all the way across the country with her DVD just to torture the boys. Given that she is the only listener and actually on the podcast, who the hell will actually listen to this?"]]
Nov 19, 2015•2 hr 5 min
[[:encoded, "Cruel Gun Story is the actual name of an actual movie featuring an actual actor who had cheek implants. You read that right. Doesn't matter that much, though, because Jason and Todd talk about internet police, alien invasions, and other pointless nonsense instead of focusing on the movie in front of them. Which is the whole concept of this podcast. Which is not really a concept at all. Which is a word I just started three different sentences with."]]
Oct 27, 2015•2 hr 2 min
[[:encoded, "The Wicker Man is a movie that was a movie before it was a movie with Nic Cage, but Jason really wanted to watch the Nic Cage one. This may be the happiest Jason has ever sounded, ever. Todd is not as happy because he is recovering from a Sunday bender, but at least he gets to see Cage screaming about cartoon bees. Jason reads a story about zombies and one of his reviews. Todd tries not to puke. This one's for Susan! We love you!"]]
Sep 30, 2015•1 hr 42 min
[[:encoded, "Sword of Justice is a movie with a samurai cop who likes to beat up his unnaturally large junk with heavy rods and whatnot. Doesn't really matter, because Jason reads from Todd's son's horror story, they talk about everything from the use of rape in movies to what Japanese movies they like the best, and then at the end...surprise guest! Listen or get other more important things done."]]
Aug 31, 2015•1 hr 59 min
[[:encoded, "Island of Death is an absolutely disgusting piece of inhumane garbage, and Jason and Todd sit down to watch every minute of it. In their first ever official segment, Jason reads the work of Todd's son, Colby. It's a horror story about miniature alien people. Also discussed are deeply offensive jokes, bad acting, and thrill kill murderballers. Did we mention that this movie is disgusting?"]]
Jul 20, 2015•1 hr 48 min
[[:encoded, "The Perfect Storm is this episode's journey the boys must take. They talk about their love for William Fichtner, and break down the work of Wolfgang Peterson as well as talk about jet lag and fiction made by children. An hour in, Jason realizes the movie he picked was much too long. Luckily, because of a perfect storm of technical problems, Jason is super happy when they have to cut the movie short...a first for the show!"]]
Jun 30, 2015•1 hr 53 min
[[:encoded, "Terminal Velocity is a movie about skydiving hijinks... Holy crap, we just realized these two yahoos have been doing this idiotic thing for over two years. Wowza! In celebration, Jason and Todd talk about Charlie Sheen, memorials, and one of those Baldwin brothers. But in the end, Todd still can't understand why Jason doesn't love the new Mad Max Movie. Soooooo weird."]]
May 27, 2015•1 hr 46 min
[[:encoded, "Panic in the Year Zero is a very old movie about nuclear devastation in Los Angeles. Basically, a family drives around, stopping at a bunch of stores to stock up for the post-apocalypse. It's right up Todd's alley, but surprisingly was picked by Jason. Doesn't really matter, though, because they mostly talk about other things."]]
Apr 24, 2015•1 hr 44 min
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd talk about the films of Toby Hooper, the wonder of Ted Levine's voice, and the bowel trouble that can be caused by off-brand sugar cereals. They somehow manage do all this while The Mangler, a movie about a killer laundry machine, unfolds before them. If you love listening to the self-indulgence of others for two straight hours, this is the podcast for you!"]]
Apr 13, 2015•1 hr 58 min
[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Todd talk incessantly through the Uwe Boll classic Bloodrayne. Meatloaf has an orgy! Michael Madsen looks glum! And is that...Ghandi?! Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd really talk about completely unrelated nonsense."]]
Feb 25, 2015•1 hr 42 min
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd start the new year off with a special picture: Devil In The Flesh 2. Why is it special? Todd is in it. Jason is of course super critical of Todd's performance, and the podcast ends in tears. That's entertainment!"]]
Jan 27, 2015•1 hr 49 min
[[:encoded, "Gamera may be invincible, but Jason and Todd are not. Still, they plow ahead with talking through this old kid-friendly Godzilla rip-off movie, touching on everything from what Jason is looking forward to seeing at the movies in 2015 to Jason's favorite Jack-in-the-Box meal. Todd says stuff, too. Happy holidays!"]]
Dec 19, 2014•1 hr 45 min
[[:encoded, "There's this movie called Tiptoes. Once the shock of wondering who green lit this thing wears off, you're left with boring. So as it plays out, Jason and Todd wind up talking about Patricia Arquette's hotness, Total Recall, sinuses, and then Jason urges everyone to stop listening to this dumb podcast. But you have to get near the end before he brings that up. Very sneaky."]]
Nov 26, 2014•1 hr 54 min
