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The Wrap: Phantom Hash Browns

Sep 24, 202514 min
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Speaker 1

Hello, welcome on the podcast. Here we got here Clint Toss.

Speaker 2

Good morning evening whenever you listen in the house.

Speaker 3

Hi, I need to blow my nose. Is that rude if I do that over the microphone?

Speaker 2

Please?

Speaker 4

Oh? How do how do? He's in the house?

Speaker 2

Hello?

Speaker 4

Hi, the into the my headphones on here on the pod.

Speaker 3

Bro.

Speaker 4

Okay, Hello Hudson.

Speaker 2

Hi, this is your chance to shine. Honey, this is it.

Speaker 4

You're on the podcast. Do you remember this lady?

Speaker 5

What's up?

Speaker 6

Who are you?

Speaker 5

I'll come on, mate, can you lend me twenty bucks? Come on, we'll cut you a good deal.

Speaker 2

Her name's Mace Dog.

Speaker 4

You know Mace Dog. You worked for a last year. I come by? Yeah, do you.

Speaker 5

Actually genuinely.

Speaker 2

What?

Speaker 5

I'm a little offended.

Speaker 1

Do you remember Mace Dog? Because you want to go to a house party? Oh yeah, my technique is terrible. Come on into the mic.

Speaker 4

Come on.

Speaker 3

I'm actually so sad that I'm not living in that house anymore. Because it's the grand Final weekend.

Speaker 2

Your house is wild? Can we please? Can we please reveal our receipts?

Speaker 7

Oh?

Speaker 4

Breakfast receipts so across the road? Yes, we get breakfast and over.

Speaker 2

And it's because it's the end of a what do you call it a quarter? The end of something.

Speaker 8

We've got to reveal our receipt of shame. Are you surprised at yours? No, there's a lot of egg bacon s w.

Speaker 2

What does that mean? Sandwich? Maybe?

Speaker 4

Yeah? Or wrap?

Speaker 2

It's all. There's a lot there. I just can't remember getting all this stuff.

Speaker 4

I'm always the same. Okay, to go first, Here you go.

Speaker 2

I am five hundred and eighty dollars ship that's today.

Speaker 4

I'm six hundred and eighty.

Speaker 2

But you get so much more than me. No, I don't you do. No, you always get mushrooms on the side.

Speaker 4

Do you get mushrooms on the side?

Speaker 7

No?

Speaker 5

I don't you two you fat little biggies.

Speaker 2

Lauren was about two fifty.

Speaker 4

I think the only naughty thing on here is one berry muffin?

Speaker 2

Only one? Hang on?

Speaker 4

Why have I got hash Browns on here?

Speaker 2

I never gets what's other miscellaneous catering? Ten?

Speaker 4

I never get hash browns?

Speaker 2

Jenny?

Speaker 4

Is Jenny ordering hash Browns on fleecing us? Or yeah, I reckon Jenny's fleecing us? Jenny, come in please.

Speaker 8

Well this is really interesting for those listening.

Speaker 4

So yeah, the breakfast receipts are in Jenny. We never get hash browns every on our seats. When do we get hash browns?

Speaker 6

I clearly remember getting hash browns. You ordered them randomly one day.

Speaker 4

No, it doesn't sound on me.

Speaker 6

You haven't paid since. I think it's right.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I thought it's pretty fair all the time.

Speaker 4

No, you don't you have a painting either.

Speaker 5

It's I have it in my records.

Speaker 4

I'm not tight your I'm we're both not typing.

Speaker 5

Both water, breakfast and coffee every day.

Speaker 6

I think it's about right.

Speaker 4

Yeah I do. That's fair enough.

Speaker 5

Good job.

Speaker 4

You know what you've changed since your birthday?

Speaker 5

You annoying?

Speaker 2

She's really aggressive?

Speaker 4

Yeah you are?

Speaker 2

You just a bit.

Speaker 6

You know how long it took me to get you to do your library today.

Speaker 4

I wasn't on a fucking drinking drinking I'm saying I was doing the show in.

Speaker 6

Twenty two minutes, and I asked them fifty million.

Speaker 3

To be fair, I have been asking you to get a photo and those T shirts about three months.

Speaker 2

I've been prepared to do it.

Speaker 4

We got it today.

Speaker 2

You know best.

Speaker 4

I've been ready to give me, give me a home off you.

Speaker 2

It's l I n t.

Speaker 5

So what's everyone doing for the weekend?

Speaker 4

We're having a house party?

Speaker 5

I actually said you are too. You're putting a You get in some meat, don't you?

Speaker 1

Yeah, we're gonna do ribs into the mic. Do you want to do ribs or a spits ribs?

Speaker 4

Yeah?

Speaker 5

What are you going to glaze it?

Speaker 8

With?

Speaker 1

American barbecue sauce and a slow cook them for six hours so they're just literally falling off the bone. But then what I do is I get the barbecue up to like four hundred degrees and I whack them on there to charg hyll them just at the end.

Speaker 5

Sounds lit time. Do you want me to come over about three?

Speaker 4

If you can bring the ribs?

Speaker 5

Consider it done?

Speaker 4

What are you doing for Granny?

Speaker 5

Umm?

Speaker 2

I don't know.

Speaker 3

Yeah, we're still trying to work it out. We're still trying to piece it together. I think we're going to be in the North Side. Potentially might go the game. We're not going to go the game, but we might and then.

Speaker 5

Just pretty much get on the beers and just have a good one. Get on the beers, and then once the game's finished.

Speaker 1

Do you know any single blakes for us?

Speaker 2

I've not looked up. We haven't can't screw the crew.

Speaker 8

Well I agree with that, but you know, if we both get to a point where it's.

Speaker 4

I reckon, I give it a go strike. Okay, maybe make that December tim running out.

Speaker 2

Yay, it's not not this year for me.

Speaker 4

No, you have plenty of time. Funny time.

Speaker 8

I've created a live countdown clock to my last shift at Channel Life.

Speaker 2

I can send it to if you like, you can embed it, should put it up.

Speaker 4

On one of these screen You're to have it on your phone, just counting.

Speaker 2

I do have it on my phone.

Speaker 4

That's funny for those playing at home.

Speaker 8

Fifty four days, thirteen hours, thirteen minutes, twenty nineteen eighteen seconds.

Speaker 3

Hell, how good you're staying in Melbourne this weekend? Yeah, you're going the grunning.

Speaker 2

I am, but I'm flying back to Sydney on Saturday.

Speaker 4

Night after the Grand Final. Count that's just criminal. But it's just such a handbreak.

Speaker 5

What time is is your flight?

Speaker 2

Nine pm?

Speaker 4

But you're going to be like ready to launch?

Speaker 5

Absolutely you are.

Speaker 4

Absolutely, that's a plan.

Speaker 6

You probably would have.

Speaker 1

Hope for it, some sort of hot flight.

Speaker 5

Leave Melbourne on the Grand Final day.

Speaker 4

No way's criminal.

Speaker 3

That how much of flight's thirty dollars?

Speaker 2

A lot of people do it, A lot of people fly.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, m hm, anyway, that'll be me hell man. Yeah, that's that's tough. That is tough. Lost is here.

Speaker 6

We were just sorry, that'sical, had my technique.

Speaker 4

There we go.

Speaker 6

What's happened?

Speaker 4

We were just revealing breakfast budgets?

Speaker 7

Oh?

Speaker 6

How long is this for?

Speaker 2

Since June? I believe two.

Speaker 6

Hundred and thirty eight?

Speaker 2

Yes, that's very very good.

Speaker 7

One hundred of that one hundred dollars of that is watermelon juices?

Speaker 3

What wow?

Speaker 5

Are you serious?

Speaker 6

Yeah?

Speaker 4

Watermelon juice?

Speaker 2

Hi?

Speaker 6

Are they're like ten bucks each?

Speaker 2

How good?

Speaker 5

Out of ten?

Speaker 6

Only sixty four dollars in food?

Speaker 2

And I think I'm to talk about this but tomorrow.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2

I'm modeling.

Speaker 4

Sorry what oh yeah, a big shoes.

Speaker 2

I am modeling.

Speaker 6

Is the face of unicorn.

Speaker 2

I've been. I've been. I've got the call up.

Speaker 5

Oh that come off hot?

Speaker 6

Do you know what you're wearing?

Speaker 3

Hot?

Speaker 2

Yeah? I've had a fitting, done a fitting. So it's a lot of linen, linen, Yeah, a lot of linen. Yeah. They do everything unique. We love them.

Speaker 5

How exciting.

Speaker 2

A small chance that I'll end up on a tram. What my image?

Speaker 6

The campaign is going on tram.

Speaker 2

You're not going to be spread out.

Speaker 6

They going to run.

Speaker 4

The doors don't open and we walk in the legs or anything between my mouth?

Speaker 6

Is it just you? Or are you with a stable of stuff?

Speaker 2

Just me tomorrow? But there are others who are featured, so he will be revealed.

Speaker 4

This is like Dusty doing the bombs commercial.

Speaker 6

It is very much like that. What are you the face of.

Speaker 4

I was for a hair treatment place in Brisbane?

Speaker 7

Oh I saw Liesel Jones is the face of you?

Speaker 2

Now you are the face for hair treats?

Speaker 4

Well treatment.

Speaker 2

I've got my words because the hair is not working.

Speaker 6

Maybe don't mention the company.

Speaker 2

It's the opposite of bad.

Speaker 6

Maybe you should become the ambassador hat.

Speaker 2

Yes, yes, mad Hatters.

Speaker 4

Country chair right now.

Speaker 7

Honestly, do you know how many people I know that have large heads that can't find hats?

Speaker 6

You could start a website called Hats the Large large Heads, just fat heads and people with big heads could just go there and know they get hats that fit hats.

Speaker 4

I'm going to start fast.

Speaker 7

Someone else now that we've said this already gone and but you should try fat hats.

Speaker 6

Is it actually a thing? Fat hats?

Speaker 2

Yeah?

Speaker 4

Like it, fat hat, fat hats, fat heads works. I'm going to go daddy now and get the website.

Speaker 6

You've got a tiny head.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I do have a small little head.

Speaker 2

Nickname. I do have a little pin.

Speaker 6

You don't have things pretty little?

Speaker 5

He do you already think i'd look like if I shaved my head?

Speaker 2

Give it a no, you know what you'd like snead O'Connor, I reckon you'd look.

Speaker 4

Around seven thought about it the other one.

Speaker 6

Sixteen.

Speaker 5

I feel like gen Z because I don't know who you're talking about.

Speaker 6

Yeah, you do another song?

Speaker 7

Nothing compares, no thing, compare you, no compare. I don't know, not in your repertoire.

Speaker 3

Well, I thought I'm usually pretty good like that, But now I feel how gen Z feels every time we mentioned some sort of an artist or appreciate o connor, it's wonderful.

Speaker 4

How he was trying to hook up Mazie and Clint before.

Speaker 6

Oh maybe, I don't know. I've never really thought about that. See did they both say no?

Speaker 5

We both said no.

Speaker 2

I said no. I didn't I didn't say no.

Speaker 6

I should ask her out on the dinner date.

Speaker 2

Because I know he doesn't screw the crew's a model.

Speaker 5

I can't screw the model. That's pretty sexy, jacket.

Speaker 6

If a guy said that he was a model, that makes you like him more or less.

Speaker 5

It depends what kind of modeling hand model. Hand models.

Speaker 4

That's kind of hot.

Speaker 3

Yeah, men with nice hands, I agree, But you know, trading hands are kind of hot as well.

Speaker 5

Big old man trady hands.

Speaker 4

Okay, yeah, yeah, look like.

Speaker 6

Wouldn't they small memory?

Speaker 4

I got the King Charles hands.

Speaker 6

It's his favorite thing in the world to talk about. How smooth.

Speaker 5

Please never do that again. They don't want to touch your hands.

Speaker 4

The weird with you mates were Pamela.

Speaker 3

I don't I think you need to just slow down on the Palmela actually rough them up.

Speaker 5

Yeah, go rub them in some dope.

Speaker 6

And look at how small the hair and how he holds them like this, like a little bit cross the mo.

Speaker 4

I should wear oven mitts to protect them.

Speaker 2

You should wear it.

Speaker 6

They look like they've never come out of o.

Speaker 7

Like that.

Speaker 6

The hand model on zoo Land that class.

Speaker 2

We must go.

Speaker 6

You had fun hunts.

Speaker 4

It looks like you know you've been bored as hell today, haven't you?

Speaker 6

I just went into our office. Looks like an.

Speaker 4

Absolute what's he done?

Speaker 8

No?

Speaker 6

No, no, no, have a look on the phone. Yeah, I just sent it to the show. I said. It looks like someone's throwing a house. It's not him, it's everyone's. But there's like a teddy bear shoved under the couch with one leg hanging out.

Speaker 5

Actually, so much stuff got delivered yesterday for the Grand Final.

Speaker 4

Tomorrow. Yes, hey, tomorrow night we're on.

Speaker 6

We're launch Moorrow afternoon. Yeah, I did that email, I.

Speaker 2

Asked, excited.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, tell me.

Speaker 6

Yeah, I'm excited now to put some names on the breakfast but they won't.

Speaker 5

Yeah, we actually we need to discuss that in the meeting. Where about to have to meet? We do, We're good to run.

Speaker 6

Okay, have we hit up the thing I got yesterday? Very detai.

Speaker 5

Killy everything in it, and I know you love she nailed it.

Speaker 6

What about the risk assessment? I was like, and you all these things could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 2

Assessment?

Speaker 4

Send the risk assessment to Lauren.

Speaker 6

No, I don't open my emails rest but I read that.

Speaker 5

I read it though, Yeah, you wait when I read it many times?

Speaker 2

Slide shirts amazing Lauren, Lauren wake up feeling good on the socials,

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