Daily Wrap: Shoplifting Quiche

Hello.

Working on the podcast Way Way Way, Lauren was about to run out.

Are you going if you if you listen to the podcast yesterday, we'll know there was a bit of a conference happening in the first and they have amazing vegetarian cashas so it's back on today.

We as citate. I don't believe it was a keisha.

I think it was.

There.

Can you go and inspect, don't don't be gone too well?

No, bring snacks. We need snacks.

There's no point having we don't get train, that's right.

Can we get the team in here please.

We didn't get in trouble for shoplifting yesterday.

No one brought it up with that. I think we're totally So.

This is going on all week, is it?

Yes?

People, now we're on.

We're on the lanyards as well, which is.

What we saw that you're on the lanyard, so, which.

To me says like okay, so all right, or.

You're it's fair game, you can you can have all the fat that you want.

Ross Nobles just walked into the studio. Sorry not Ross Noble either way.

How about that revelation today? What's that Perry?

Oh yeah, so Nandos.

Perry is an undercover comedian.

You think you know someone? I heard about this when we're on the beers as well. Yes, a couple of months back.

Detail tell everyone what you did in a past life.

Well, I mean, you know, because we've done it on a podcast.

Yeah, before while you guys are away.

But yes, I used to stand up comedy before. Just before gold I did comedy for about.

So is it you're still active in the community.

No, no, not at all. It's like it's quite.

Just just a little Google get you there, just a little Google.

Get you there.

Yeah, I was.

I was going pretty strong until pandemic started and then.

Okay, I enjoyed some of your stuff, Thank you Saturday.

It's very strong. I did quite well for myself.

What the X used to do is incredible.

Yeah, do you miss it sometimes?

Yeah? I mean it was like, yeah, it was good.

It was fun to do.

You've you've dipped your toe in that world. Yes, it's an interesting world. It's a very interesting world. I would say dark.

It's a dark world.

To be tough, it must be.

Is there anxiety? So much anxiety it's hard to read a room like you don't know what you're getting in terms of an audience.

Yeah, I was gonna say, the anxiety isn't actually really from perform like performing as usually you can kind of always tell how it's gonna go.

Yeah, obviously you're a funny girl. I'm a funny guy.

You know.

I would bomb every now and then, but it would mostly crush if it was a good room. But there was a lot of times where you just do like crappy open mics, like six people, and it would just be and not very fun. So yeah, you do like.

Was that soul destroying on the way hand, No.

I think you come to terms with it because if you go somewhere and there's like six people and it doesn't go, well, you're just like.

Pause.

So I went to get the fratata because yeah, they were in the kitchen tata and today they're out like.

On display around the corner.

But there's only one box with the lid off, and there's eight perfect brittatas. They're slightly different though, but a vegetarian for a tale around the corner on the plate and there's another plate with it, and the guests are on the coming in at ten.

Okay, well that is the lid off.

Yeah, that's you know what the problem is you on the land.

The lady, the lady who's there who sort of looks like she's around the corner potentially organizing and manning the vegetarian.

Yesterday.

It's the beautiful lady who's don't when we were down at the conference.

We asked her to get the trolls and you told me you can't ask her. It's not yours.

Sausage.

We were sitting in the bar.

Same lady.

We were sitting.

We went to the sales function and afterwards we're sitting in the bar and Lauren looked at this lady.

First of all, we were like, oh, the sausage rolls and you went to get some and they said there were none.

They were gone.

And then Lauren looked at this lady and went, excuse me, can you go get me some sausage rolls?

And I'm like, I don't think you can ask her to do that.

That's not I'm going to go and have a look, so.

Hook me, thank you to take a left along the windows, and they've got like it's got some tomato thing on top of.

Different. Yes, it's got tomatoes.

Yes what I got yesterday? Maybe because only quick something small.

The Greek food did you get?

I went to It was fucking on.

What did you get a titan bowl or whatever?

It's that's not just something a little by the way.

Okay, well it's just a quick order. I looked at the menu, said tartan bowl, spartan bowl, spart and ball. What's great? Should just picked your meat and then you picked two sides.

Yeah, so you did Greek salad and then I normally did a peter bread with the and siky.

I just went chips and the spicy feather, the chips, the lamb.

Oh my god, speaking of Jesus walking in, he's bought Irish treats.

Irish treats in a minute to get here because they haven't been very, very busy all week.

In the Motherlands.

So I brought back Remember last year, I brought up some Irish tree.

The other Remember we try and block out everything from last year.

But I brought back like there's stuff you can get in like these like tacky Irish gift shops, which is like Guinness Flavorite chocolate, like it's kind of like a non event last year. Yeah, and they're like, you know, chocolates and little mini guinis shape it's an event, it's not a real thing. So I brought back good, good stuff. I think I brought up some of this last year's the standard Irish crisp, but the number one is the Tato cheese.

I remember the I think or something.

I want to try some of those, but I also brought like a different one also also made by Tato Minis and Mini.

Let's do one of the time.

Those like the English version of months, the Irish version of mons to like genuine like springles.

Almost yeah, they're they're more solid.

Fan of the cheese and onion.

So these are standard Tato cheese and onion. These are like the number one crisp.

Least remember when we wanted to become snackfluencers. Let's get back on that.

No, that's right, we're reading the Irish fruit but in the Irish treat at the momentto.

I still think we need to do a garlic bread diga station, So no dega station, all different types of garlic breads.

Clear your palate. And these are meanies. These are pickled onion flavor. Yeah yeah, picked now they're they're good a little bit, but they're lovely.

Oh it's like a meaning.

Hey, si question, I should I should provide lunch today to the trades in my house, shouldn't I?

Yes, doing some sort of beverage your friends.

Yeah, no, they're good.

Yeah, they're like stinky and stuff. They're so stinky.

Here we go, here we go for flavor.

They're quite tangy. They're like, they're like.

Me, let me try you got me?

Is everyone enjoying us crunching into the microphone.

Yeah, they're.

They're delic meanings, meanings are great, a.

Little bit too pickled for me.

And then this is just standard at Cadbury Dairy Milk. However, dairy milk is made slightly different are everywhere.

It's different Europe, and I think it's to do with the milk.

It's it's generally obviously hotter here, so the milk content has to be different so that it doesn't melt as quick.

I thought.

I always thought Cabury was Irish dan in New Zealand they had been Cabri factory Australian.

Cabri started in Australia.

I don't think so.

But also sprite is different in every country, different in every country, in every country.

He's now a quantas.

Cabriy originally in the United.

Because because it's Mondola.

He was a sales director of Mondol.

Have some Irish Cabri.

I've got to get out of my teeth teeth, wash it down.

With a bit of that.

Do you do you like Irish cabri or Irish cabri? Yeah, it's sort of.

It's a real different taste.

It's creamier, it's creamy, creamier. It's very much like this is more creamy?

Really great at so much?

What about my teeth?

Oh, wasn't a picnic?

So uk?

Picnics have sultanas in them? I know, I spare your sultanas.

I like the chocolate.

I hate the picnic. The Picnic's a bloody great chocolate. It's a good chocolate. Do you do you remember the chiko.

For a second?

Rule?

It's back.

They're back in balls.

I've never had a poly uffle balls? Have you got? Have we got und stuff?

Taste like Easter egg?

I know it's it's much better, but isn't it on board jazz?

God?

Should we spill out a secret?

If you're if you're like, what's your secret? Day?

What are you talking about?

Fuck me up?

Can I have them?

Foked me up?

Fook me up.

Gen Z wants to speak.

Okay, Well, while you guys were on survey break, we did a little produced this.

Podcast about five weeks ago.

You're only telling us now because you only found out about one of the secrets today.

So while you guys were away.

Guys, are there any meanings left? Okay? I just want.

For me, each of us to declare something. Each of us put out a little secret.

And what was yours? Oh, you have to listen to the podcast?

Absolutely, The idea was to give it a secret to see if you guys listen to the producer.

And definitely.

Did any of you seriously think I spend my time listening to the So you wanted to deprive.

That hypothesis.

The pros?

Okay, so what are we missed?

Because we're not.

Going I'm not going to listen? Ali, what was yours? I'm an Emmy Award winner, tually.

And I'm flying first Quiet we are Brody's was speed reading.

Hey, what do you mean you're an Emmy Award winner? I want an Emmy for what?

For a documentary?

It's part of a team, Yeah, actual Emmy?

Yeah what documentary?

A great beat reef one. It's called Popwinders of the Reef, it's on Netflix.

And what toping on the reef?

We're smoking dark.

Wonders of the want to drag?

N narrated it and what did you do on it?

I was the assistant editor and studio assistant and we went diving.

Having that Emmy for show and tell.

I do have a photo with it.

How do you go from that to these?

I don't know?

Speed? Yeah, that was.

Spirit thought of the guy from the Noise, because.

You always say, did we know that Brodie can speed read?

Brodie Brodie and Perry.

Was a stand up comedian and yeah, jazz is what.

I can ride a unif.

Can't you look like a un.

You just you end up falling after you can just shoot it out?

And then Moby he voiced a character a frog in the U S.

Is that right?

Hedgehog?

A Hedgehog Sonic.

Sonics lesser known counterpart.

A Hedgehog.

He's a voice over artist.

He's a mascot for insurance company.

Like this is a dogs Breath podcast that.

Is very dogs breakfasting, but it's me though. Oh good on you guys.

Congratulations were shut tuned into the body.

It was a good one.

Another one of them.

I want you on speed Okay, we'll speed read tomorrow. Chad's thanks to the thanks to the gift.

Thanks, thanks for the gifts.

I really enjoyed the What are they called meanies means they're very.

Emmy two hour show.

We've got an Emmy winner.

We have the Emmy Award winning. Well, be back tomorrow.

I want to buy a safety award once for my journalistic work in that little yellow outfit for we