Good Morning Melbourne, Melbourn.
Jason Lauren starting morning the right away be great. This is Jason Lauren Ogel one hundred.
Well, good morning every Monday.
Where can you Tuesday.
Coold Morning Melbourne. It is going to be a cracker of a Tuesday. Thirty degrees today.
Vastly different to what's going up Queensland. Wayne.
It's crazy this cycle.
Yeah, I know it's heading all the way. It looks like it's stretching this weather all the way down to Byron. We've obviously got a lot of friends in Byron and they were all posting videos of the winds last night getting a bit hectic along the East coast.
My sisters were firing up in Brisbane. Latisha was not happy. All the shelves at the grocery stores are empty down stop piling.
They're doing the toilet paper run again.
Will eventually and possibly make its way down in Melbourne.
No, it looks like it's going to stay off the Queensland coast for a bit, making landfall on for Friday Thursday.
Friday Thursday Thursday.
The thing that it will affect Melbourne, the Victorians the most is Finished, which is supposed to be played on Thursday is up in the I'm not talking about the weather. I'm talking about the footy names Monay Pats is it the footy that's supposed to be played on Thursday is a contentious issue because it is now a safety issue, so that may be being changed that match.
So moving at the Sunday potentially Sunday Sundays in the cards, as is round three.
But the AFL that sucks with people that have bought tickets like flights to head up.
I mean it'll be interesting because where the flights will be able to get in and out depending on how to be that weather is anyway.
Is there a Cats bus going belongs?
But also because it's supposed to be Brisbane's first home game since winning the flags, that's the unfeeling of the Flag's that stuff which happens around one. But obviously the AFL was saying last night that it is safety first for everybody.
Of course, the big AFL launch tonight in Sydney, so no doubt we'll hear about it later this summering how many launches aren't It was a media launch and tonight it's the glitzy cocktail party, and then last week was just the Captain's the captains seat of getting together for a snap. They like to spread it out.
Of publicity, you know, build up.
It is big build up.
We've been waiting so long, one hundred and fifty six our days.
They put on a big function where they can't drink it.
Other players don't go sponsors. That's the one you want to be.
No plays, just media and sponsors and champagne drinks in the lead up to opening round. And we're actually gonna do it next week as well. We've got some of your favorite players in from the Victorian clubs today the.
Hawks Hawthorn Day.
If you want to win a Hawthorn membership, stay tuned because we're giving them away a little later in the show.
I want to ask Karl Aimon, who's in one of the great stars at the Hawthorn footy Club. They've been described as young and sexy Hawthorn by who are you no just buy various pundits in the footy world. I was at the media launch yesterday and the Hawthorne player Mitch Lewis was asked are you young and sexy by a reporter.
I was like, that's a bit I feel like we can't ask that anymore?
Can you just more the club, not the place football?
Got it?
Hogball?
Oh that's right, hockball.
Maybe you should take that question. Yeah, I asked Carl about being youngest young saxy.
No, it's the way you're saying. It's six say your chance to win Hawthorne membership a little bit later on this morning.
Coming up next though, we're celebrating this week.
Yes, we'll get it back and we've got a thousand bucks to go before six thirty.
Big night in Hollywood last night. Who watched.
It?
Was sort of yesterday ten thirty in the morning it started.
I was watching a lot of clips on socials in the afternoon. There's some good funny presenting moments. You know how sometimes in the past they.
A lot of people on social was saying he got quite irritating.
I meant more of the presenter, I tell you what. There was a lot of Trump vitriol. A lot of presenters got up there and Hollywood, he's watching at home.
You know who was there.
Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande opened the show. Now we saw them holding space for each other in all of their press over the past few months with Wickeds.
That's I think holding space. They link fingers and finger hold.
It's like a.
I don't have any space for you, only like keeping space from you.
There is no space like linking.
It was like a weird thing they did. I'm not that much in the sanctum of those two to understand it, but the wicked fans love it anyway. I haven't seen the movie. I saw the musical. I never saw the movie.
I feel like I saw it because I saw so much press.
They've already got the next one in the camp ready.
To go chase. They opened the show together and it was like goose bump injuicing.
The trade would be love, and they saw the way to work.
We chose the only bit of a song I don't know. No, No, that's the end. No, that's not the bit we wanted.
No one knows, to be fair, right, I wouldn't know what I know.
You would know the bit where she doesn't even look like she's trying to sing it?
Is this a bit from the Actually, you're right?
Even that was just.
And that I'm not doing it?
Gon't. Everyone deserves a chance to the fly line.
You care, fine, guys, everyone deserves.
A chance to fly. It's like I'm at the Oscars front row.
That's the bit I wanted to play. It was so wow, So you got a live version instead, felt the audio guy for.
Thanks maby, there's a minute of my life I'll never get.
It was a spectacular highlight. It was a dazzling What do we make of the fashion?
I mean, I love Selena Gomeres, I actually loved Ariana Grande and in that red dress she wore that, she sung that song and tore.
Back to me more.
She went home with some takeaway, two massive bowls of hot chips. That's right up your early Jason, me more with huge plates.
While we're on fashion, Yes, Jace, I wanted to talk about this.
You're talking about my cardigans. Cardigans are not at all like a tiger. It's definitely a Leopard.
It's just the winter uniform for wear. Be open plant.
I'll get the name right if you're going to bag me. It's a cute little sweater that I bought in New York and I can't decide if it's so cute that it's ugly or it's so ugly that it's cute and gen z my style. I call them out there and I decided it was cute.
And because Jase makes this studio like a fridge, I have to dress like it's winter.
It's sort of like it's sort of like what you'd wear on a safari.
You wouldn't wear this on.
But it's a bit of camouflage.
It's definitely not it's tan and black camouflage.
Something i'd find. It's seed kids, No, I love it how much?
Something like that?
So cozy? I don't know. None of your business just because you were the same thing every day over fifty, None of your business.
What do you reckon? Clin No, No, I want one.
I'll get you on. There's one with cherries on it. Do you want the cherry?
Once the tiger?
There's one with them.
Do you want them?
Do you want to turn try like a tiger? It's so cozy?
Yeah, raw dog.
Under this, raw dog under mynees.
You can't go raw dog in the cardig night or you.
Could Harry Styles fashion.
Hey guys, we've got a very special day coming up on Friday. We are celebrating our birthday, yes officially one year on Nov.
One hundred, Clint, we'll buy each other a present for surviving another year with Jay. Shall we get.
Yourself something nice. It's been a big year.
Friday, here's the go though we aren't getting the presents, we're actually giving them out to you guys. So on Friday, make sure you're listening. It will be our first day.
Here at Nova one year. Wow.
We know it's been a bloody fun year here.
It has feels like forever.
We've got a whole bunch of prizes to upload. That happens on Friday. But coming up next. If you want to score a cheeky thousand dollars, call now. This is Nober one hundred, the Bridgewater Collection from fair Haven Homes.
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All right, here's how this game works. Simple, really yeah yeah, like us, you will hear a story about something that's happened in one of our homes. Bit of a memory, could be recent, could be fromms. You just need to match the story with one of us, Lauren Clint or myself.
It's that simple. If you are correct, one thousand dollars coming your way. Good morning, Leila, from barryc.
How are you?
Oh good, how are you er? Oh you've just coming off night shift as a paramedic. How was it out there last night?
Oh?
You know it's okay.
Is there such a thing as the full moon theory? Like when the moon's out people just go a bit Craik Cray.
Oh yeah, was it a full moon last night?
I think it was almost.
I don't think it was quite quite really, but yeah, generally the crazy coming.
Oh, they all come out made of mine.
James, who's the paramedic. He has told me, you want to be at the feet end because when you're when you're getting ramped ramped at the hospital, if you're at the feet and you get stuck talking to the patient.
You want to be at the head end. The head ends behind you don't want to be because then you've got a chat.
Yeah, yeah, do you try and get you go the head I've got all the tactics.
I want to be driving that sucker.
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't have to do either.
I had to go in an ambulance and then got stuck at the hospital when you were ramping or whatever it's called, and the girl sat on the end of my bed because I was feeling much better by the time I got there, and we went through a Tinder account for an hour.
It's great, not a ball. She actually got the phone number of a patient who she dropped off before me, who had broken his ankle. Are you seriousious? And they were going on a date.
You can imagine if they got married though, like put on the ambulance.
Anyway, we digress, Leila, let's try and we need some cash this morning.
You're gonna hear a story. You have to guess whose home it once was.
Take a listen.
John Farnham's son used to live at my house.
John Farnham's son.
Used to live at one of our houses.
Who was it Clinton, Lauren or myself?
Oh my gosh, I wouldn't have a clue A guess.
I'm just gonna say Clint.
Love John was a lot lasted.
Who is getting a Farnham's mail delivered to their letterbox? Jake from Listerfield morning?
Was it me or Jake's?
Hello guys? Hello, I would like to say it sounds like a Laurens dollars coming away. Jake. Oh well, amazing, thank.
You so much, Well, most welcome.
You're a Bombers fan. You're looking forward to the footing.
I am looking forward to it. Did you have been an exciting year? They've disappointed me a lot of years in a row now, but hopefully it's Is.
This the year they win a final?
How many?
How many years you've been saying that he vacation.
We'll make sure you stay tuned this week, Jake, because we've got some memberships to give away a little later in the week.
But thousand dollars coming your way. You have a ripping day, mate. We've got another grand to go this time tomorrow. So if you listen to the show, nice and early, money could be coming your way. It's just gone twenty six plus six. Check you around the work. Latest in news. Did I see Sophia Vagada sadly?
What did she do?
I saw she was hanging out with Jeff Bezos after the Oscars?
Yeah, yeah, she's be friends with la Sanchez?
Would yeah?
Modern family has finished.
They must be getting married. What's they must be getting married soon? Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez they've been engaged for a while. Yeah, will be dragging that out, mate, No, they'll get married.
I reckon.
I love seeing all like it's funny. When you see celebrities in the wild like that and they're all friends, you just don't think that that'll be made.
Yeah.
I like watching the behind the scenes footage when it's in ad breaks and it's like, oh, look you're getting up and going having a check.
Did you see what Olivia wildwater the Vanity Fair party? She looks so hot.
I didn't risking wardrobe malfunction. It was sort of quite sheer, but she looked stunnish, sheer curtain. I think it was the Vanity Fair party. Okay, she's gorgeous.
Olivia Wilde Vanity Fair party. Yeah, see how that goes for came up pretty well, So it was a risky gorgeous.
WiFi is not great in here, and she.
Looked at some of the outfits were quite like the after party outfits. She looked gorgeous in fact.
Elton and Chapel ran, yeah getting up with.
Yeah, that's cool.
Elton's he's getting on, isn't he?
Oh yeah, putt it? Yeah, he'll be back in the freezer till next.
Year's Olivia wild give me very sheer, yeah.
Very very she's hot to geez Mum and dadda curtains like that. Just sort of yeah, the ones you can see her can you see.
She's wearing see a lack of money? Someone else had to cut out at the noose? What was that someone else had?
Oh?
Here it is someone else had to cut out like it was like a black dress with a cutout of the just.
Which was, oh my goodness. You can see the check.
For the It's like it's Kravats.
Do you know what it is?
Is broke up with Channing Tatum and getting a rig out for all.
It's like a classy take on the butler's chaps. It's going to save a few of the pearls.
Got pearls over it had a bow, she got pearls on the ournurse, pearls.
On the onus.
There were many naked dresses naked in guys, it.
Is maybe we should come naked.
Coming up with the radio the Naked.
Please welcome Lauren Phillips and herse we're finding Melbourne's worst employee.
New story that caught my eye Jase.
The headline screams lazy and entitled twenty two year old reveals difficult reality of trying to find a job.
Let me explain.
This is a young Melbourne lad who's applied for three hundred plus jobs? Paul liamb Liam, twenty two years of age. As I say, he's been trying to find full time employment for around a year.
Can't get a job?
Is there a job shortage?
Well, expends? Are you looking what sort of industry?
He's saying it's hard for him to get a job because every job he applies for, they're saying, no, we need someone with more experience, we need someone more experience.
And he's like, on, I'm twenty two. How do I get the experience if I can't get a job.
Yeah, but hang on, what jobs is he applying for? If he's going for a CEO role, I get it.
If he's going to Trophic Club, then various industries. As I say, three hundred plus jobs. But he says, being a gen Z or gen Z, whatever side of the tracks you're from, makes it tough.
He's studying. Yeah, barbering, tafe. What's barbering like haircuts?
Barber dressing? Oh, barbering, barbaring, barbaring, barber barbaring.
I've never heard of the word barbering. I thought it was barbecuing when I read it the first time.
No, No, if you could do barbecuing, I would.
Have went to take So he needs a job at a hairdresser, does he?
Yeah?
I know, but he's got to stand out as the apprentice, you know, the person who just watches.
Do you think do you think that he doesn't want to too high? He wants to be chief.
Barbaring sounding like an old man right now.
I find a lot of people, even people wanting to.
Get Why do we get lamb in here to give you guys a haircut job and then we'll see if we can get him a job.
Come on good week? Haircut barboring his men's haircuts. So it can't be me I got today, it's Gizzy Jase or click do.
The Irish lad just needs a haircuts? Get along.
It's too short, your hair is too short. I think I need to keep whatever I can't at the moment.
Yeah, I'm the same mind.
Someone just walked through the office with luscious blonde hair. Go and see if you'd like a haircut, cable tie them to the chair.
Who is it?
I only saw him from the side. Who we got here? Good morning?
Good morning? There we go jump on this mic mate. How are you hello?
How are you doing Excellent's Zack Zach's one of the Casanova's.
Superovas want to get We're just talking.
About a man called Liam who's twenty two years old. Is it tape studying your life? By the way, is it tape studying barbering the barber?
And he can't get a job, and we thought maybe we could get him in to give someone a haircut, to see if he was worthy of getting a job at a bar You've got And I said, who's that dashing young man with beautiful blonde blots that time?
Would you like a haircut?
Does he do mullets from a tape? Yeah? Perfect? Does have luscious hair, beautiful hair.
I don't know if I want to sacrifice sex and to be.
Honest, all right, what are you doing tomorrow morning getting a haircut?
The attitude, I feel like we've pushed him into the Yeah, which have a proper conversation off hair. You do have beautiful hair, though, thank you?
Pick off?
Wow.
Well, no, I'm a little concerned we've chosen the man with the best hair I've seen in the office.
Okay, friend, you might need to ask her if she's okay with it.
I should be fine, should be fine.
All right, thank you, Zach, your haircut?
Back to work. You've got a job.
What are you doing today, Zach?
He's out with gen z.
You're going to see the Billie Eilish fans. Go off, queen, have fun, you.
See a queen. Bye Queen. He's like, what on earth just happened?
He's getting a hair gout.
I didn't sign up for that.
It's the first time the lady on the breakfastsspag she knew my name.
Came up on the computer screen.
I said, who's that handsome, dashing man with beautiful eyes?
Zach?
His hair was better than I expected. I don't know if he should be our sacrificial hair lab. Bye queen, Go off, queen, pop off, queen.
So where what are we doing?
So well, we've got this twenty two year old. Can we give him a ring and see if he wants to actually come? If you're listening three hundred jobs, it is disheartening when you apply for a job. Liam, Yeah, when you apply for your job and you don't get it. Do you think he's doing something wrong in the barbering yes industry.
I just feel maybe he's because look, we have it in radios. Well people get in and they just want the top jobs and it's like not willing to do the time.
Well job creation.
Is this sounds like an old I did say.
I did say, I'm going to sound like an old man. Hey, thirteen twenty fourteen.
Just trying to start out and get a leg up, guys, not a leg.
Over thirteen twenty four ten. I want to find worst employee in Melbourne? Have you had someone at your workplace who was just bugger?
Like the girl who kept calling in sick on my old TV show because she kept getting the meat sweats because she ate too much meat every night for dinner.
She couldn't sleep she had the meat sweats.
I understand that.
I was like, maybe Pivot have the meat for lunch.
Remember we had someone here on the street team. But like like what Zach works on? Who goes out in the Novercats? And I said, oh, do you know the host of the newsreader on the breakfast show?
Do you know the host of.
Who's the news reader? Sorry on the breakfast Show? And yeah, she had no idea.
Yeah, yeah you should know that if you're not station.
Not did the bird from the goggle Box? No, that's fair enough.
Actually, Clint Clint down Away Clint twenty four to ten.
We got free stuff to go. In return, I got two undred dollar Cogan vouchers.
What's the worst effort from an employer you've ever had?
The will image imagine the tradees?
Is this for colleague? You don't have to nominate yourself. Colleagues dub someone in. You don't have to say their name.
That's I got a job of Channel seven as a camera assistant. Are you and the cable guy? And the camera guy was like, all right, you want to go get the Channel seven car, bring around to the loading dock.
I don't know my license.
Oh I thought you're going to say crashed.
It does no no, but we hired you to drive the camera met oh all chokes on them.
How long did you last in that job?
About a week?
Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number worst employee in Melbourne.
What do you got hey?
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That's exactly right. It is going to be massive. But right now, Jays, we're on the hunt for Melbourne's worst employee.
If you're a boss, it's time to shame someone that works for you. Maybe it's a colleague who's lazy or someone who's completely balled something up.
Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Surely will get some bad apprentices.
Yeah, oh, you can't be mean to the apprentices they're learning. Yeah, it's like saying that learner driver can't drive.
Look, they're allowed to make mistakes. It's when they make the same mistake that's when it sends me.
Who was it?
They kept driving through our boomgate at the old workplace? Do we ever get to the bottom of the back? That's right yet, I never drove through it. Only when it was half down I drove through it. Someone kept driving to be off.
I'm like, just get him a swipe cart. It's gonna be a lot cheaper. All right, Let's go to the phones. A man is in Hastings, grape out of the world morning, Good.
Morning, how are you guys?
Thank you? Was it you or someone you know?
No?
It was a handful is to be a manager and I had when we were twenty four to seven, so night shift everything, and when people were employed, they knew it all good. I had one person ring his night shift and he couldn't work because he had to get his circadian rhythm back into line and couldn't come in. But what these young people forget is they're all over social media and it'd be out partying until three or four.
In the morning.
I'm like, great care, that ain't good for the circadians rhythm. A man to take this as a compliment, but you sound like a man that she does.
Yeah, healthcare start. She got to crack the whip in line.
Actually, well, I tried.
I tried.
I even had wondering up because they were too tired to come to work.
I might try that tomorrow.
What is cicat rhythm?
The circadian rhythm is your body.
I believe like relaxing and falling asleep as the sun goes down and waking up as the sun comes up is a important yes. So if you do night shift, if you work like our circadian rhythm can be a bit off because we wake up so early for the sun comes.
Have anything to do with the they nerve I ready think about us nerve. Keep your mouth shut, but keep your teeth separate, and then put a tongue on behind your chop and kinds of.
Nerve that runs down drinking, It runs down your neck and it helps and it helps you.
We read the same article and the woman was saying, now put your tongue on the back of your teeth. I relax.
It's a phenomenon, very different algorithm running around each other's phone.
That's not how Jace goes to sleep, but we go to sleep by relaxing our vegas nerve.
Don't jes How were you?
Hi? Hi? You work in a deli and you've got a shocker of an employee, do you? Yeah?
So my co worker she refuses to serve and seafood and she'll only serve ten customers at an hour.
Just put a cap on her.
That she just doesn't want to work. But she literally will not wash any dishes, won't do anything else. She will only serves.
Yeah, pretty much, that's frustrating.
When she was called out on it, she decided to take two months off with pneumonia.
Well, I mean, that's struck at the right time, hasn't.
It, hasn't it struck at the right time for her. So she you're a deli boy, won't you want to seafood customers?
Seafood can get a bit palmy.
Yeah, but maybe not get a job in a seafood What happens.
At the end of the day, because there's a lot of meat and stuff still in.
That free It depends on what sort of meat it is. I believe some different meats have to be turfed, but like get wrapped and read.
I didn't last very long and the daily because you know when you go to like those little those little deli stores where they sell like thelo.
Like a provodle, a lot of meat and stuff touching.
Each other in weeks. Yeah, I just someone keeping track of how long.
You stay touching each other. Yeah he one of those people has have colored sections on your plate they can't touch.
I'd love that, like a little bento, little bent pit.
You're like a fussy little kid.
No, just you know, like the bloody that SLAMI can hang from the roof for weeks. You suppresses sitting on the prosudo.
The prosudo is on that funny ham that's got on.
The pasta salad.
You know that.
I don't think my meat's touch at the deli I go to.
Oh yeah, yeah, Minor, it's like some giant meat orgy stuffed in this bloody fridge.
I'm like, you need to Orgie, what deli are you going to? I don't want to name it.
Now that I've called, you'll never be welcome back, No I will not.
The Italian nornas will turn on me behind the counter. It's coming up to seven o'clock. We're gonna check your under work, latest in news. And then it is Billie Alish Day. She is in Melbourne. We're going to be crossing to rod Labor coming up next. Good morning everybody, and welcome you Tuesday. It's going to be an absolute ripper, blue sky, sunshine, tops of thirty.
Oh what I hate to get out and about if you can.
That's crazy that warehouse fire and Richmond eighty fieries had to get called to the scene to bring it under control.
Yeah, there's a toxic smoke warning for those living in the Richmond area, so if you're in three one, two one, just take a little bit of care this morning.
There's some road closures in place as well.
Made of mine used to work for the Firies. He loved to do on the night shift in the suburbs, not in the city.
Will they spend a lot of time Yeah, I mean if it's a quiet night, they go to the gym.
Yeah, he goes, we'd watching movie a little barbecue cookup.
That's very Then when they work it's hard work.
Yeah, but he said, you don't want to be doing night shift in the city with all the fire alarms going.
Firearms. Yeah.
They still have the pole, Yeah, yeah they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did a thing out of that with the fire brigade once where we had to as soon as the siren went you out quickly get your outfit on, and it was the shoes into the pants which were the issues from that costume. I was going to say, very heavy.
The outfits are.
Very heavy, yes, and then that's before you put the.
Well, you only have to do the pole if you're upstairsstairs.
I'd wait downstairs.
Then you'd always be downstairs. I'm not risking a pole job.
No, hey, you guys coming up next.
She's here, she's here, she hears anyone seen her in Melbourne yet? Has she landed?
I believe she's here, she's landed. I don't know that someone on the inside.
Don't we're doingdeeds Iilish fans. She hits rod Labor tonight. It is going to be a massive concert. We've got gen Z down there. We're going to cross to her next. It is Jason Lauren Clinty as well. Huge day at rodal Lava. She's there tonight.
This is Billie Irish.
And with an off lighting Billy tickets.
Jesus Christy, you're going to Billie Eilish.
Oh my gosh, ohen you got to Billy Brother, get Chassie.
You're also going to Billie Eilish.
And today is the day.
She hears, she hears, she hears, she hearing Melbourne.
Yet cross to our twelve year old producer insider gen Z, who is down.
At rod Labor.
Come in you go, monag gen Z. We're twelve hours away from the concert. Don't tell me. There's people lined up down there already.
Oh my god, there's literally thousands, Like I am not kidding. There is so many people here.
Oh my gosh. They what are they doing? Are they singing? Are they making noise? Are they sleeping?
They're dancing and making tiktoks half asleeping. Most of them are a week because it is the night tonight making we can they hear us down there?
Morning?
Girls?
Oh yeah, guys?
How many people are here?
Sorry?
Ah?
What are you girls like? What are they most excited about?
What are you guys most excited about?
We're so excited to see Billy. We we we Australia just loves Billie so r We're so happy she's back.
Hello, everyone's literally shaking.
How long have they been down there waiting for gen Z?
How long have you guys been here for?
We were here last week. Today is our seventh day.
And last week sorr seventh day in line, they've been here.
For seven nights? Why why have you guys been here for seven nights?
We just love Billy? This is like we do this for no one else.
Tickets.
We're so excited. We have got tickets, but we've got to be in front of the line.
What did you think maybe like on Sunday she might go. I'm going to go a day early.
Early, you know, we just we just day and the best spot. We want to see her the whole time.
Have you had a shower in seven because we can leave gen Z down on.
TikTok we do have a hotel. We do shower multiple times a day, and we do all have jobs.
What jobs are you doing?
Doesn't see about the girls have jobs?
So what are you doing?
Like, what are you doing during the days other than making tiktoks?
We've made friends with a lot of people in the line. We play music, we go and walks around the venue.
Yeah, talk, can you talk me through your looks? What you are wearing tonight?
Okay?
So the theme tonight is jerseys, So a lot of people be wearing like jerseys.
A lot of people with jawts and ties.
Ties like Billy, you have a pair of ye.
Are in guys?
You gotta wear them all if.
You're going to be wearing that.
So jerseys, like, is that something that Billy decides on? Have you decided?
So basically, there's this Instagram account called Billie Eilish Tours, which have like a million followers and everyone knows who they are. They everyone's post show like a theme and tonight the theme is Jersey, so a lot of people should be.
Gen z my Melbourne jumper.
Yes please, I thought that.
Can you just what's their favorite song? And can they all sing one together for us?
Yeah?
We come on queens, go.
What's your favorite song? Start singing?
Go what shall we sing?
I can hear that lunch my tongue tastes like she might be the one.
I can buy so much tub It's a crazy not a crush.
Okay, guys, if we come back to you in about an hour, could you have prepared a TikTok dad's and a song for us. We're going to come back in an hour, and we want to see it.
We've got that lossy. Don't you worry?
All right, get practicing, get TikTok and girls.
Days.
I want to know what job they have to be able to sit there for seven days?
Mosh pit set up? Is that what they do with Billie Holis? I guess? Can't you sort of just like jostle you to the You don't know, you don't have jawks.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I've got Jawn, not jo right, I don't want to see your jaws.
Want to cross back to these queens down there a little later and see TikTok.
It is Billy.
Yuck those white legs, white little chicken legs, hairy little chicken legs.
We're still on from Jason in the lead up to opening round, we are catching up with some of your favorite players from your favorite clubs and offloading memberships. This morning, after eight o'clock, it is Hawthorn Day.
It's all about the Hawks.
A bit of a handsome rooster about to strut in.
Do you know the Hawks song?
Chase?
Yes, Fly Fly Fly? We are the Hawks. It's embarrassing, it's a good one. How's it going? Where a happy.
Mighty flying Hawks? We love club and we play to when.
Hey riding the bumps with the.
Grin talks day. They're coming in shortly.
No win, win win. My attention has been diverted to pancakes.
Shrove Tuesday.
Now, what does Shrove Tuesday mean, Jason, Pancake Day? What does it represent? Shrove Tuesday means?
Are you gurgling?
I'm asking you the question.
Think of the Ailien Pontiff right.
Now, the alien ailing. They said alien.
No, No, he's sick, he's not great.
He's the fourth of March, which is Shrove Tuesday.
I believe Pope's not a cake fan like so, no, he's a bit sick at the moment.
But we've got pancakes.
Oh, this is a perfect day for you, Jason.
Christians traditionally visit their church on Shrove Tuesday to confess their sins and clean their soul.
So so we must eat pancakes for the start of Lents. We must eat pancakes. Of the pope.
If they started rolling pancakes, I'll be going to church more.
Well, you need to cleanse your sins.
What do you like on your pancake? I'm just a butter guy. But but well, cockcakes at McDonald's just but just like that. I don't know about.
Sorry for them, just thrown sugar and.
Sugar. Lemon and sugar go to so am I?
No, I think you're being a nana having just butter jas No no, no, no, no, Lemon and sugar chic? But is nana lemon and sugar chic?
Syrup?
Canadian maples.
Lovely? We're bring.
Bringing the pancakes? Is that what it says on the menu at the pancakes?
No?
No, no, no.
We like the ice cream at the Sprinkles, the.
Shirley Temples, the drink you told me that I went in there with the kids. I said, can I get three Shirley Temples?
The wrong one?
Wrong one?
This is past Malone.
Hey, coming up next, Lauren Phillips, you influenced me and it came back to bite me big time. We'll go there next on nov there's Jase. Lauren Clint's here as well.
You've got a funny look on your face and it's troubling me.
You're just in menace mode, don't you think.
Look at his face known mode. Something's happened.
I got influenced by one. Lauren Phillips. You're the eco warrior on this show. You're out BINDI Irwin.
You know me. I'll drive a Tesla and I'll drink from a frank green Oh yeah. Power to the environment, watch.
Out saving the planet.
I recently went and I used glass containers for my lunch. Good for you, plastic out.
I recently went to Brisbane to see my sisters.
Yes, took Felix, my eleven year old with me, and one of my sisters was on the Gold Coast, which man I would have had to drive down to a little road.
Trip from Brizzy. Yeah, so there just one live on the Gold Coast.
No one was just there for like three or four weeks holiday.
Four weeks holidaying from Brisbane to the Gold coast.
It's what you do when you're there, do Yeah, I don't think I went on a plane.
For all weeks. I want four weeks holidays the cold coast. Would that be nice?
So I said to my other sisters, do you guys want to come with me and we'll do like a sibling.
Lunch would be nice, just you and the gals.
Yeah, which meant I had to get a high car.
No train couldn't use one of their cars.
Well, I was laying at the airport. I was going to want a hire car to get to the airport, tell me.
And he doesn't like sharing.
And when I jumped online I was looking at the high cars. There was the mystery high car.
Never get I've done it many times.
Because I think maybe it'll be like something fancy.
Color. You get a car fell to a.
Camera or a camera every time.
Yeah, you're never going to get the super size.
It's basically what we're overstocked in.
And even then you get there and they're like, oh, you've chosen the mystery car. And Nina sits there on her computer and just goes, what do you want?
I got this?
I got that you really mity car.
Yeah, anyway, you know what was going cheap? I could hire a Tesla Hello, And I thought, you know what, Laurie loves her Tesla. She's talking about all the time.
Did you go down to BINDI Iwin's Crock Farm.
No, that's up and I was like, no, I'll get the electric car. I'll get the Tesla. And then you know how with like high cars, you got to return them fully fuelled. I was like, how's it work with an electric car?
Good point?
And they're like, well, you have to return over eighty percent battery. Otherwise, you know, you get charged for the electricity.
I get in the car.
It was at eighty two percent.
Perfect start driving from You know, do you have a long range or a short range?
Normal? I don't know right what is it? What's the difference?
Will some some go much further?
You pay for more battery? Luck the iPhone?
Well I there's two.
There's a long range and well I needed the long range because I suffered what I've heard people talk about electric car anxiety.
No, but you don't get it because you put it in where you're going and it tells you what percentage you'll be on when you get there.
I know what I put in the Gold Coast, and it was going to choose through about thirty five percent to get there perfect, and I would have thirty three percent left when I.
Get there, and then you cat to find a charge.
Then I've got to find a charge. But I'm only there for one day, some driving around trying to find charges.
You just put it in charge more energy. No, No, you just put in the on the thing.
Charge.
It tells exactly where they are.
Then they're going to sit there and wait. And I did find a charger on the Gold Coaster, starting to put them along the es out there. The only problem is they're sitting there with my whole family and we're trying to work out, oh, where to put it, how to plug it in.
Because you probably went to a charge Fox one, not test the.
Charge Fox one where they have different attacks to charge Fox also because there's ev charges.
But obviously, like back in the day when the Samsung and the iPhone, they all had different connectors, you needed a different bit.
But in a rental, I would have thought they should give you the bit in the bank.
You you would hate this.
And you're on the wrong side. You needed to traverse park into there to get the charge aside on the right side.
People are driving pass going.
What about an extension Lake try Diesel.
No, it happened to me once.
Remember I went to Chadsten and I got there on three percent and I was like, well, charged at the test because there's a Tesla shop and Tesla charges. And then I got there and they were like, sorry, this car park's close today. We're delivering the giant Chadston Christmas tree. And I was like, this is where the Tesla. I said, you have to go around the other side to the charge. Fox drove around the other side on two percent.
The Gauntlet didn't have the attachment, went into chadstin into the Tesla shop and said.
I drove into the Chadston shop, walked in.
I parked in the charge.
Fox walked into the Tesla shop and said I need to buy an adapt so that and they said, oh, we don't actually physically.
Sell anything in this shop. You have to order it online. And I said, well, I live here. I live at Chadston Shopping Center. This car ain't leaving.
So here's what I have.
Different attachments for different brands cars just roll them out.
Well, that's like the Samsung and it'll all change.
Well at the moment they suck.
No they I was sitting there just because you're not organized.
I was in the car park of Twin Towns down at Cooling Gattas, sitting in the blazing done waiting for.
The Twin Towns is wrong town as it is. Do you know Twin Towns.
I don't know, so Gold Coast.
I'll tell you why it's.
Called Twin Towns because it is half built on the Queensland border and half built.
On the New South Wales border.
And during daylight savings, one side of the hotel is one time and the other side of the hotel is another time. And they used to make me stay there for the weather and I would set my alarm and I wouldn't know what time I was waking up. That place should not exist, and your phone would change.
I drove into the car park and all of a sudden I was charging the car at three pm, not two pm.
That place need That place needs to be knocked down with the bulldos on a fence needs to be put up.
I want to talk. Don't Tesla trauma? Do you hate test That's an drive all the cars.
Don't take it out on Testae okay, okay, just because you're disorganized and don't know how to exist, we are not. Yes, Jason reverses into the car parkey all the time. He's worse than me. He's an Audi driver. I'm off outy drivers.
Because of Tesla drivers are the new Volvo.
Tesla drivers represent they.
Won't be able to ring. They need to save their battery.
Thirteen twenty four ten.
You guys are losers.
Do you think Tesla drivers should be taken off the road?
No stick up for Tesla drivers? Come on, ev ev all EV's actually we're saving the planet one by one. Oh boy, captain planet over here.
What do you think you Volvos?
Oh, without a doubt, the new Volvos are quite chic.
Actually, thirteen twenty four ten. Should we be removing Tesla?
Get him off the road?
Tesla's Lawrence launched a staunch defense of her Tesla and her fellow Brethering.
Proud Tesla driver thirteen twenty four ten. If you're on my side, recently went to good Zippy, we don't take up huge car spaces.
Hi to teslay the anxiety when you leave your house and you look at your phone battery and it's like on seventy percent, you're like, oh god, I'm going to be selective here.
That's what it's like driving around.
You can't set look at the I.
Don't have anxiety over driving my Tesla at all. In fact, I couldn't care less about it. I think that's a you thing, not a Tesla thing.
And the way they drive, Oh.
No, we're just zippy and we can get into a car park like that.
How does it take to recharge it?
Well, for instance, I was on eighteen percent this morning when I came into work, and within forty there's a we've got charges here in the building. Within forty five minutes, I'm back to one hundred.
But there been hanging forty five minutes. Like I can just stop at a server, Yeah, just top her up, fill up the gas, grab a little choky, and I'm back to polu.
Do you is there? Idiot?
Back to guzzling fuel and eating Snickers bars.
Is there ever any scraps over the charging stations, like, because Ali ever two or three you have to stand there, well, Bianchor charges the Tesla.
Sometimes I just I just go home and chuck it in an overnight.
But you get fine though when charge, Yeah, it starts charging you to get off the well so that you.
Don't hog that spot all day so people can come in. They're at the machine.
Charging you.
And don't hate us because of elol.
That's what we hate you. Haven't you seen online? A lot of people are getting the cars.
Vandalized and you know how I saw that because I showed you.
Remember listen to the I think we need to get to the callers.
Scotty backus Marsh morning morning, Scott, Sorry.
Laura, I hate Tesla's what about the drivers like the worst drivers. They're the most inconsidered drivers too. They will never let you in the flow of traffic.
That Yeah, what do you drive, Scott?
I drive a Ford Falcon.
Yeah, surprise two year old when we drive the Tesla he goes yucky.
Yeah, well, I bet he doesn't have karaoke in his car.
You're a good father, Scott, Scott, thank you very much.
I take.
Let's go to point Court.
We'll see if they like the test. He's out there, gone, Hi, guys, I hate.
BMW driver in my opinion?
What's wrong with them?
Don't be jealous, Dane.
Well, I had a BMW and I can tell you test drivers are worse. I had a brand new car three months old, parked outside the woolies and the guy smashes.
My car and drives off.
And how do you know it was a Tesla Because.
When I came back he was looking at me or sheepishly, and I was like, what's wrong with this guy? And then when I get home and I took my car and I add a park in the garage, I see that the back door smashed.
Nah, it wasn't him.
You know what he said, Well, if you drive a Tesla you would know because there's cameras all around and you can say what anyone does to you. The other thing, what about when I tried to stick his head in my Tesla window the other day, it wasn't all the way down and he got his teet stuck on the window.
That on camera.
He thought, funny, he's got the windows all the.
Way down down this much and went little little chubby head.
I thought the whole was bigger. That's getting your back.
I love, well done, And can some Tesla driver please come? And this is ridiculous now drivers, and you're putting through all the bad ones.
This is a This is a typical cross section of Melbourne.
Says she she loves.
First Danny, there's.
No good one you like. Tesla's no no way, Danny. What's your Lauren?
Ow?
My boss has got a Tesla and every time we need to boil the kettle at work, we have to go outside and unpu the power off in the practice. So we've nicknamed her Tesla. Stood yeah, good on.
And you know what else?
She's charging it on the work account. She doesn't want to pay her own power bill.
Don't the drivers like to let you know I drive a test.
We don't need to let you know. You can see it's driving our cool cars.
Down the I'm saving the planet.
Well, you've only put negative ones, so all the producers are in the bad books. Now we got no good ones.
What about Bronwin from broad Meadows who loved her Tesla so much so did her ex husband he stole it?
What happened to your tesla?
I separated from my husband and he gets the car.
Are you mad about him?
I am.
Fair enough great cars. He stole it in the divorce.
I am so annoyed because I used to drive past all the petrol stations watching you loser for your cars, and I'd be like, haha, suck eggs.
Oh, suck eggs, eggs. She said, wait, hang on, is she saying I'm a loser for driving your Tesla?
No, only on your than would go home?
Charge my.
At home?
I had a high iron e Brebium.
Which costs me cheaper than a bloody textil cary, and I would go home and pull it up, put her on charge using my solar energy, which.
Go so brown? Where's your pesky ex husband gone with the Tesla?
Not too far?
Where's he gone? Where's he gone? Brown?
He's an Adelaide. But we could drive for five or six hours.
There you go a long range test.
I'd love to be stuck in that car. What do you got now?
I've got a high I fordy Diesel, which.
I thought not a diesel. Gee, she's gone from Meko Warrior.
And Diesel turned the corner.
Isn't she good?
On your brow? See tesl drivers with pack of losers who don't have one winter.
Or that was her ext.
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Let me they do all right, Let's see if we can win someone some cash. Kayleie, good morning, Good morning guys.
You live in Geelong. You're off to work. Do you have to drive to the city or do you work in Geelong? How long dos you commute?
No?
I just work midway through Werriby.
Halfway halfway down the highway.
Someone clear up a room before me? Yeah, talk to me.
Is there really a tunnel under the freeway from one big servo to the other?
You know the chi Yeah, I know the ones.
There's are two giants on the way to Geelong EPs, but not for.
People to drive in. It's more it's for the fuel delivery, like.
Like stars or steel or stock or that's the rumor.
If someone can clear that up.
Who owns that?
Is it?
Are they shell?
They're actually Melbourne support usburn flags flying out there at the front.
Is it a shell about to beat p I.
Believe were already express people around.
We don't care about that tunnel, Okay, Kaylie, you want to go a hard question for five K I believe, yeah, it go big or go home. They say, let's do it five thousand dollars. Now this works. You will hear the question, You will have three seconds to answer. You have to answer in that time. Okay, good luck for five thousand dollars.
Which rapper's real name is? Christopher Wallace?
Three?
Two?
Great? Guess that's right. Guess you got to be in it to win it. It's be small.
Some beats, some beats.
One of your favorites, Jason on high that playing all day, all day, notorious Biggy.
Smalls passed away last year? Didn't it?
Oh?
No?
Did I just.
Oh not?
Last year? It was in nineteen ninety seven.
Spoiler alert thinking of.
Someone you looked at me like he was an even rip yet nineteen ninety seven. Gosh, taken me some time to mourn Smalls?
Hasn't it soon? Morning? This morning? Too soon?
Our thoughts are with his family friends nineteen ninety two, pack eyed last year, No, there was someone else, Kaylee.
A lot of people died last year, Kayleie.
With tickets to v IP tickets to the Melbourne Fashion Festival PayPal Melbourne Fashion Festival events back from twenty second to March eight.
You enjoy your cap.
Don k now, wait, he's still going on the wrap thin Smalls really dying nineteen ninety seven? He did in nineteen ninety seven.
Are you guys doing no dead?
No, it was nineteen ninety seven dead. I missed that one in your news.
Clinton.
Well, it wasn't doing the news in nineteen ninety seven.
But I think you're at school.
Coming up next, Jase, Yeah.
Some more breaking news from We're Gonna.
We're gonna. We've got something special for Hawks fans.
Yeah, this is great and big change coming to the Hawthorn Hawthorne.
Color Hawthorn, not Hawthorne.
Hawthorn.
Let's say, hold an ex guest.
Looks like the Hollywood Hawks are back playing hawkball again in twenty twenty five.
Our next guest has been with.
Them for a few years and he's also a hobby photographer.
His instagram's pretty.
Six am on launches to go.
Please welcome to the show.
How Ever, morning, what have you got three sleeps to go before your first game?
Yep?
Friday anulliance. So we'll go up on Thursday and put his around the corner.
He came to get back into it.
It must be frustrating the preseason where you feel like he's just running in circles for months on end.
Yeah, lots of running. They're getting shorter and shorter these days, which is good. But yeah, obviously we got to taste the finals last year and it's going to be good to get back on the stage this week.
I sent ups on the photography for a second. You're a nature man.
What do we Oh? Yeah, the Instagram lash landscape.
Really love traveling.
So so what's what's your camera? You got a digit? Yeah?
No, I've actually recently changed the Fuji Fuji film so.
Do you know what the digital camera's back?
Yeah?
Yeah.
The kids are all taking cameras and.
Disposable it's all about film. Your film guy.
I do have a film camera. I don't know how to use it though.
You don't tell anyone that because you look young and cool. If you've got a film camera.
Now you just bother disposed of ones, and they do.
They're greatty here in New York when I was there for everyone pulling it and I was like, oh wow, in America, like every corner shop is now selling.
The shame of.
Going to drop off film to pick it up, forget.
The random Yeah, hey, I was in Sydney, yesterday and one of your one of your teammates, was fronting the media, Big Mitchie Lewis. Now he was asked a question by the MC which was misinterpreted, I think by Mitch. He was asked about Hawthorne and the reputation that comes with the Hawks that being young and sexy. I think Mitch thought they were talking about him.
But oh, what was it about the style of.
Game the Hollywood Hawks These days? They're known as are you young and sexy? Are you going to play young and sexy football?
I think we want to play good, exciting football and we love attacking football, and Sam drives that message a lot. But I think we'll come back to our process and we pride ourselves on hard work and we know the other things will come off that. So that's what we base ourselves on, hard work and you know the other things will come to shine, stuff the goal celebrations of.
All the young A fewsters.
I was going to say there was a player at the club that thought the young and sexy comment was about them personally? Who would it be who would be the most likely to take that as a personal compliment? NA go on throw them under.
Springs to mind color McDonald.
All of them who came back from the previous season the most unfit.
I was asking them off the air, he said, everyone came back looking like stallions.
Yeah, no, I think these days that, as I said before, the preseason is getting shorter and shorter. So you've got to You've got to come back in good nick otherwise.
Yeah, you got hard, you hard to catch up.
We've got club memberships to go this morning. Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number if you want to win them. Now the Hawks are making a move when it comes to their training where you're heading to Dingley head into Dingley's.
On Waverly Park.
Yeah, the old Waverley past remember that? So will no one have their home facilities there?
I guess nice?
I think they're selling it.
Yeah, Hawthorne Footy Club bought it for a dollar are you serious? And now they're selling it for twenty million dollars.
So it's a time facility. Nice investment, isn't it.
So what's happening down in Dingley?
So we've got the Candy Community Center, So it's a it's a massive building. I think there's seventy five percent complete. So end of this year we'll be moving in, which is really exciting to the boys are hoping we get in before the end of the season because it's brand new facilities and it looks unbelievable.
Reno has never run on time, Mate, it'll be next year.
Well, I think it's been delayed about eight yeahs.
Over time.
How do I get in?
How does expectation sit with you and the boys? Because there's going to be a bit of hype about the Hawks this year, and you know what, you've got to embrace it, right, How do you how do you attack season twenty twenty five.
Yeah, there's definitely a lot of hype us, a hyperbround us this year, and I think I think just you know, we experienced finals last year and that's where we want to get back to. So I think you just got to embrace it. I think Sam's doing a really good job of embracing the hype around the club. And there's obviously a docco coming up it's going to be released about us, about our preseason, which is really good. So I think we're just going to embrace it and yeah,
just do our best. As I said, we pride ourselves off hard work, so I think, you know, we just got to play our best foot and it will come off that.
That's cool.
I love that they're doing all these docos behind the scenes. It's like in the Formula one there's Drive to Smart.
Roger Fed one of the other they're amazing. It's so good to get in because there's a lot of stuff that people don't.
Get to see what's doing.
Like it was finally the lead up to the final game. I mean, it sort of sucks. I knew how it was going to win, but it was like the lead up there.
Yeah, but it gives you an insight that you don't get to see. When's that coming out?
I think it's coming out tomorrow. Yeah, so it's called ful Sweat, But yeah, it's obviously it's a great experience for I guess the fan, and we want our fans to sort of experience what it's like the four walls of the club. And if I was a fifteen sixteen year old, I'd love to see what's happening totally.
Well, speaking of the fans, we've got a fifteen year old on the line who would like to chat to you if you don't mind.
From Hillside. Have you got a question for Karl?
Yeah, Hi, Kyle, Well, your local footy club you played for.
My first local footy club was East Andraham Junior Footy Club. I call it the footy Factory. There's been some christ jard Joe Watson, Wow.
You I think I've gone there to use the like the barbecue, there's pretty good on the weekends the dog.
Can you just pop down for the.
Sausage and to support the local Joe?
What are you reckon about the Hawks this year? Fire fire? Carlism on up? What's a message if you got for him and his teammates?
Yeah?
Can you win a chamionship?
This year's appreciated, only appreciated, eloquent Joe.
We're going to hook you up with a club membership, mate, that is your all yours. Let's do packing them April, good morning, good morning. Are you well girl? We're going to hook you up with a membership as well.
Oh amazing?
Thank you?
Any words for Carl?
Oh?
Go well this here up the Hawkers?
Huh last time the Hawks won a flag twenty.
Sixteen?
Was it sixteen? I've got so many cheers.
They went through a period where they just kept winning and winning and winning and winning and winning and.
Flicked their colors up on their polo shirts and they think I like the Hawks.
Yeah.
Can we just quickly ask Apriel because Jack Gunston is big Gunners now, he's one of the veterans of the Hawthorn footy Guard. You'll probably be listening this morning because he was talking then.
What do you think of him?
I love him, loved him forgures.
What's a word you'd use to describe him?
Hot as hell?
Very well?
Twenty fifteen was the last year the Hawks on a premiership but I think there's many Hawks fans out there that bill like it might be your year.
Car.
Good luck, thank you for joining us, Good luck for the season.
Thanks having cheers, mate, good luck on.
Thursday night, Friday, Friday night, Sursday night, have a rest.
Friday night taken on Sydney. Hopefully they'll be a little bit better than they were in the Grand Final last year. Did they even turn up?
Oh, Sydney, I reckon, you've got them on Friday night? Yeah?
Might even back to the Hawks has.
Gone twenty five past. Hey, let's check you around the work. You are on the air with Jason Lauren clint here as well. This is Billie Eilish.
Tonight's the nights.
Ron Labor Arena Mercher is selling out across Melbourne.
People have been lined up for days.
I'm shook by this.
We've been crossing, doing crosses down to rod Laver Arena to gen Z. A little old thirteen, she's within, she's old enough to work, and she's down there with all the Billy fans in there.
Jawns fourteen and nine months, Jaws fourteen and nine months.
Good day for Jaws.
Let's cross the Jaws.
Hello gen Z, Hello life from Billie Ilish.
God, Oh my goodness. Look, how many people?
How many would you say down there are already lined up to get into the stadium, gen Z.
Honestly, like, I'm going to say five thousand people at this point?
How many fits in.
Half? The stadium's here?
Guy.
So this morning we spoke to you and there were some girls who have been camping out for seven days to be in the front.
They've got a hotel room. They're just on shifts, swapping in and out. Are they a bit feral down there?
Honestly, Queen, I'm not gonna lie. And they all smell like Billy Eilish is fragrance, So I'm not.
Mad at they're wearing the fragrance.
So they're all sitting around. What are they doing? And they singing, performing, making tiktoks? What's happening?
Yep, singing performing tiktoks and they're honestly just vibing. They're all having little dn ms. It's everyone's become friends here, It's.
I want to be twenty.
I'm really fitting in here, guys.
I'm loving it.
Genny, you're going tonight? What is it about Billie Eilish? Because I know that you're like hand on heart, You're really, really, really excited.
I am so excited.
She's just so good.
She's I don't know, guys, I'm already speechless. I'm a little bit nervous.
Okay, well, let's ask one of the noisy girls behind you. What do they love about Billie Eilish?
Everything?
We love her so much, So all guys get with it.
Can we get a bit of a TikTok dance?
Then?
Okay?
One never got that Ferrari.
Body.
You're so medio.
I don't understand what's going on.
Can we get some bad girl, some bad gad girls show us the line and at some noise girls? How many there are?
I can't believe you know what it looks like the CEO sleepout.
Clint's a lot of woodies, isn't there?
Yeah, it is pretty cold down here, guys. Oh my god, there's got tense. They've got swags, sleeping bags half of them and.
Blak what time they actually opened the gates? Do you know?
You know what I'll ask, it's the news.
Where's my friends?
What time does the gate opens?
The people I was vibing with five thirty pm?
Thirty I'll be waiting here all about nine hours to go. Wow, it's gonna be thirty degrees today. Have they got their sunscreened on? Slipstop slabs?
Make sure there's lots of water sunscreen AND's got the over hats.
It's got water hats.
Good to see, beautiful.
If we went down there, would we look a hundre? Yes, we look like we're there to pick up our kids.
Yeah, we'd look like the parents that are always waiting out side.
You know.
Yeah, you look like the parents dropping off lunch.
Maybe maybe she takes some lunch and water down for the kids.
You guys.
Enjoy Billie Eilish, Tonight we are on the air thanks to show Ready Express you got Jason Lauren Clint here as well. What a night last night at the Oscars?
I know, Hollywood's Night of Night opened.
By your queen from Wicked.
You can sing, can't you can't?
She?
That's not the best bit though. The best bit was the bit Clint did rendition of this morning.
It's the Western the Western Sky?
What's the what's.
You did? Fine?
Western Sky?
A lucky man. Everyone deserves a chance to fly.
We sound just like her, I know we do.
That's shocking, shockingly.
Now.
Something else that people think was shocking and I thought was super cute was Adrian Brody, who won Best Actor the Oscars yesterday.
They said his name. He went to get up and he panicked and was like, oh gosh, I've got a piece of p K or extra juicy fruit in his teeth, and you don't want to get up and be making a speech. No, what if you choked him?
My mum once told me, if you swallowed you upstairs in your belly for seven years.
So he took it out and he threw it to his wife, which is what I would have done to you. I would have been to pour quick, get out, spin in my hand like that's love baby, and people are saying it's gross. It's discussion.
Someone said you should have put it in his pocket. That was probably a tom Ford suit. I wouldn't be sacrificing that for a piece.
Of flicked it when I was walking up the stairs.
Put on the bottom of your shoe. Yeah, maybe it's for someone else to stand in. No, you ripped it out and.
She would throw it down to those with little musos in the pit the orchestra.
You're the ones who are going to play you off when your speech goes too long. No, no, no, he threw it and she caught. She was like, yeah, quick, give it here.
Love.
I would have done the same. I don't have a problem with it. I think that is true love.
What like sexy?
What's not? Well, it's sexy from her to be like, yeah, duhl, I don't care. I'll help you out, this is your moment, whatever you need. I would have done that. I love those like that's romance, that's real love. That's not buying flowers and teddy bears. That's like, we are a team and I'll take you chewed up gum. I'm not into people putting it in their out. No, you're not my husband. Don't spit on me on been on someone else. It's real love.
But I don't know.
Of course I'm losing you, but don't sit on me. But it's not. In fact, don't even I don't like how you're touching me. Yeah, seven years in your guts enjoy swallowing that. But I think it's sweet love.
I'm going to spin. Wow. Did you expect that?
No?
I did not.
Well, you don't have chew in go in your mouse, so you you didn't swallow it. It's such a lie. You were just going to spit on me in seven years now, Brodie's trying to give me his chewing up.
She is not an ashtra. We've a full pack of PK just for you.
P K p K still exists. I got your back, brother, Say that's love. No, it got caught in Clint's eye.
Lash.
If you can move with pinky tomorrow, we're going to know why.
And they stood on it and smushed it into the carpet.
Row.
What is the most romantic romantic thing?
Like?
That's so what you say about the dishwasher before?
Like when I catch Paul on stacking the dish.
Did he do it? When it's yes, hot and the steam comes out.
No, that's yesterday. It was in a dishwasher situation. When I got home at like three point thirty and I was starving. I hadn't had dinner, I had lunch, I only had breakfast at seven in here, I went to the gym, run around, did things.
I came home. I was like, I'm so hungry, I'm gonna eat dinner at like four point thirty, old lady.
When I got in the sharm, when I got out, he was out cooking misteak on the barbecue with no prompting, no nothing, And I was like.
That's hot.
You know what, you know what Loud did for me the other week? Filled up my.
Car hot, that's hot. When Paul says I'd put gas in the car, oh.
Hot, unprompted yes, thirteen twenty four ten.
That is romance in a long term relationship.
That is romance. Absolutely. What is the petrel of Mike?
That's why you keep running out Exactly, I'll.
Put petrol in the car before I take you chewing gum.
Thirteen twenty four ten. What is the most unromantic romantic thing someone has done for you? This is an over one hundred we're on the air thanks to show already express you got Jason Lauren clint here as well. When they buy little treats in the shopping.
How many have you got?
A good question? That is a very good question. Surely he can't pull more than one.
Be remarkable.
We're talking about unromantic romantic gestures, the basic things that are just so cute. Like I thought Adrian Brody throwing his chewing.
Gum to his wife when he was like, oh, I've got to get on the stage to accept my Best Actor award, and not for one second did she hesitate.
She was like, give it to me, let's go. Took the chewing gum and off he went.
Let's go to you.
That's real love.
Maddie and mentone, good morning, Good morning. What's the unromantic thing that actually causes romance in your relationship?
So my romantic thing is back pimple?
Oh y would you like to have a hoon? Or you like someone having a horn of yours?
No, if my boyfriend comes up to me and says, hey, I've got a pimple on my back, it's so just yes.
I wouldn't do it for a stranger.
No, No, no, should you what about what about a blackhead.
Getting the date?
How early into a relationship.
You've been together for a long time when that's your Thursday night activity?
Do you know what?
I think we started inappropriately early, but you know he kept he stuck around.
Well, I went went at it.
What about sunburn?
What do you mean.
That is.
From side?
Make it nice than that is? There's something unromantic that is romantic to you.
I think the most unromantic romantic thing I could do to my partner is making sure all the pantry cupboard doors are closed.
Yes, that's all I want in my life.
It's a man thing.
The amount of time I've taken the bloody corner of my head out on the bloody.
Paul was here because the cupboard doors are open.
And also if I wake up from my sleep, which is also good.
I was.
Jase's mate who's always a sleeve.
Good morning. It's not doing. You should be at work.
I know my wife wants me to get up, and you know what I wish All of those things like cleaning the dishwasher or you know, filling up the petrol tank, those were romantic.
Yeah, I love those. What's not like that with j be careful.
What are you doing at ten?
He said, I'll he makes it sound like we're getting on the ten.
We're not.
You got no what are you doing at ten?
That's what's happened. Just sedesh Jason on the lilos.
To have a snooze on the lilights. What are you doing at I'm not doing anything.
Go back to Sedesian, find out what's happening at ten at work, and you in sestially go into the pib.
Darl busy day. I'm back at you not home till two.
I'm wondering why you're in such a rush to get out what's happening at I'm not getting on it at ten? What are you doing there?
Have appointments with Olivia?
Good morning, Good morning?
How are you Olivia?
What do you think Jason doing?
Sleep together?
Seriously going to a float together the couple's float. Olivia, tell me what is the most unromantic romantic gesture?
Okay, so this might have been second date during lockdown. I was really nervous, empty stomach, had half a bottle of wine waiting for someone that you know, I was kind of seeing, but it wasn't officials. So he's coming over with some takeaway and we started eating and having a chat, and then I'm like, I don't feel that great. Oh no, he caught my vomit in.
That is real love, Olivia, that is romance.
I remember when I dropped that girl home once and I took my shoes off and gave him my sock so she could vomit.
Olivia, are you still together?
Yeah?
For his lady and the funnies. I always laughed about this. I tell him all the time. The next morning, you know, you took me to bed and your beautiful threatling watch was on my counsel with chunks of food all over it.
Bright. Yeah, well that's romance. If he didn't complain, that's real love. That is holding someone's hair back.
How was it being single? Pretty good?
Right now, he's got to clean up his own vomit.
Thank you.
That's a good point.
I mean, there was that one time at Boutique nightclub when the girl burped in my mouth.
That's right for a pash And what did you do in there? I went back again, that's my boy.
That is so disgusting.
When it's one am and there's not many options.
She obviously didn't stick around.
What's what's the point You're trying to make that.
Romantic romantic to burping people's face.
Out of here.
Maltressing is in. Next Friday is a massive one. It is our first birthday on Nova, and you guys get the presence. We're going to stack of stuff to give away and we're going to be doing the five K question right throughout the show.
Have a great table cinem OUTA thank you, Lauren.
Lauren feeling Good on No. One hundred, Lauren on Socials,