Full Show: Jase Is A Criminal

Good morning, Melbourne.

Jason Laurence started morning.

The right away is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.

Well, good morning everybody, and welcome me Thursday or what we like to refer to as Happy for Friday.

Good morning, Melbourne.

Vel Kilmer, good morning. Oh yeah, all right, Hey, I think these other movies that was stronger than Batman for Vel kil really sure.

I'm familiar with Bell Kilma's work.

Have you seen Top Gun, Maverick, you've seen Top Gun, You've seen Batman, you.

Would have seen Vel Kilma is our vintage as Batman?

No, no, no, no.

He was.

I did see one bat you're older than us. N there was Michael Keaton, Yeah, I know, but he was more.

Like George Clooney did as well.

George Clooney was not the best Batman.

No, he wasn't out nipples on the batsuit.

Do you know he dare criticize George?

He was the man was Christian Bale.

Christian Bayer was a great Batman.

So Batman forever was Vell Kilma on nineteen ninety five. But he was Batman, so I wouldn't have seen his I wouldn't even known. I thought it was Batman.

Our hitting zone is ninety five. I was in Keaton.

Michael Keaton was the original one, so he was pre re Kilma. Yeah see Michael too young.

Yeah, hence my point.

I like the Batman cartoon. Bel Kilmore in that.

No, no, no, because it was a cut. Have you seen all the Christian bay wants?

No?

Who was Catwoman?

Michelle is the best and Daddy Defeato was a little penguin he was It.

Wasn't I thought, no, I thought Hayley Berry who.

Was No, No, no, that's that's later on. But that's not even Batman. That's Catwoman.

That was was that cat Woman?

Yeah? I think it was like a whole separate movie.

Yeah, and what Batman?

Kidman was in the vell Kilma Batman?

Yeah, oh yeah she was to.

Jim Carrey was the Riddler. It was maybe I have seen it, Jim Carrey.

I think Arnold Schwarzenegger doing mister Freeze was possibly the rock bottom movement of the Batman franchise.

Wow, what a franchise. Alright, p Val, You're missed.

Rather than being Batman in nineteen ninety five, what else did it?

Was?

In the movie heat, big movie, great movie, great movie about a heist.

Yes, I love it. You know what, I've actually seen a lot of bank robbery movies.

Have you seen that one? Though? Know?

But I've seen the one where they wear the masks.

That narrows it down. You're talking about the.

Heads, the president's heads?

Ah break? What about the one with not Matt Damon, who's his.

Mate Ben Affleck Affleck seen no town?

Maybe I've seen enough, forgot.

The names the nuns and robbed the back. See that's how you got to get.

Up half the story.

I'm too busy holding into my popcorn and during the credits, I don't know who's in it or what it's called.

Oh my god. We went to a function the other day of cinema. How good was that movie? Popcorn?

That was the saltiest yet butteriest was incredible.

We my buttick hadn't even hit the seat by the time.

Jason was pouring that popcorn.

Into his mouth straight down the galloy.

He was in a replin, so he was spilling it all over. You've got a photo of it. I can't post it because I've got nine chins from laughing so much, and he's completely unaware that I've taken it.

But I looked so bad.

A few things. You can pour foods, you can pour Clappy at the end of the k, popcorn chips, McDonald's chips out of the Yes, there's.

Just something about being in a dark room and eating. It's really one of the only places you eat in a dark room is this. And there's just no shame. I'll tell you, Like if I reckon, if you had a camera on a crowd in the cinema and watch the way they shovel popcorn into our mouths, we'd all be disgusted in us.

Yeah. Yeah, and then the chop top you can feel a bit break off, and you know it's on your shirt. You can't do anything about it.

It's always one bit.

Remember when you went on to the movies. I came out, I was wearing a white shirt poodle over me.

Yeah, well there's a fair chance that might have happened.

Given the movie we're watching.

We got a huge show coming up today. Let's get into it. This is Nova, good morning, this is a Noumber one hundred. You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here as well. We're doing it thanks to our mateson Shell Already Express. We've got a big show coming up today. We do later on after seven. The Experts is back. This is our favorite segment. This is where it's amazing people, sorry, special people that's specialized in very special things.

It's actually pretty ordinary things, really, isn't it. But it's got it's interesting things we all have.

Well, the open has already done, so we're going to call them special.

People, special people doing ordinary things very well.

I think we should change today. He doesn't like.

Change barbecue man, which is interesting because.

Live on air with us this morning, the barbecue man.

We've been doing it for so many years, but we've been doing it wrongbecue also, which is just a shock.

How do you probably clean a barbecue?

Who cares?

Not my problem? That is Paul's problem. There are many other things in the home that I do. The barbecue and the cleaning of the barbecue is just not on my bingo card.

He's on your list.

The barbecue, general vibe of the home.

Vibe, like the environment, occasional cooking in the oven.

Yeah I do.

I am the queen of ordering Japanese on over eat. Anyway, why are we talking about me?

Most of the Castle's on the show today too, And can I say how good is Melbourne right now? I went out last night, very unusual from it on a Wednesday, that.

Is, you went out on the skids out on the town.

I went to Cutier rooftop.

We met some friends and it was the most beautiful sunset last night.

Well yeah, it was beautiful. Yeah, great crowd.

I didn't go into the city midweek very often, but the sunset was just divine up there and then wandered across the roads.

It's a comedy festival.

Were going to the city during the comedy festival, but it's fun any night of the week.

I went and saw I went saw Tommy Little actually me old roommate. How was he hysterical? It was so funny.

But he also he's quite good with interracting with the crowd.

Did you no?

But he had a The whole front row was a school excursion of sixteen year olds and I don't know if you've ever seen one of his shows.

It is not gets lud.

Yeah, oh yeah.

A teacher from the country had had a class of year tens down for a week of work experience in the city and decided to take them all out.

And there was twenty sixteen year old did Tommy know or not.

Until he started and then he said, there are all these very little people sitting in the front, what are.

You doing here?

And then he realized they all knew each other, and then he started talking to them and they were on a school excursion.

That's funny.

The poor thing was like, oh.

Well, I'm going to have to change my content.

He did not change his content coming up, but he did continuously apologize for it.

And we went to some POV places for our school.

Exp's and he goes, when I went to school excursions, I went to science.

Well, we went to the museum six thousand times. It seemed like every term we went to the museum. Do you remember which they did? Great work there? To take it? You're wrong, but you can only see so many.

Times, so many taxidermy spiders. Do you remember going to science works on school?

Is that in spots with it is?

And you could run against Kathy Fram?

Yes? Did you that?

In Queensland?

Melbourne?

No science?

You could do it?

Guys. I went to the Coca Cola factory. Did you stop it?

School excurse?

School excursion? That was cool?

Where's that Coca colar factory?

I was in Queensland? And we all got.

Coca and send you to the Bundy rum about it and you.

Walk the hallways and they have just little post mixed machines in the hallways. They do say anybody working, they can be.

Like would be different now they wouldn't. I feel like that the fund would be ruined someone some fun, so you can't have unlimited.

They took us on into a little theater room and showed us out it's made, and then they wield in this little cart. Never got Coca Cola buddies?

Have you ever been to Coca collar buddy?

Six hundred mil? Yeah?

What isn't the glass the glass bottles of buddy, isn't it they called a buddy?

The bottle is called a buddy.

It's different drink or it's on the Coca Cola like if it's a spride, is it a buddy?

No? Noked coke buddy, I've never heard that.

Yeah, it was a big campaign, really stuck question.

You have you been to the Cadbury factory in Hobart?

Never?

So it has an alarmingly good feature.

I had to have a chocolate waterfall for sure.

No, it's got all of the broken chocolate which they resell for like a quarter the price.

It's solid.

So if a chocolate breaks, take seventy five percent off it off the price and it's like it's like the gift shop. On the way out, you go through the broken chocolate room. We used to be that in Hope Hobart.

Yeah, I worked to David Jones. My mates are coming to buy a PlayStation. You take the PlayStation out of the box, then you drop the box, rough it up a little bit, put the PlayStation back in. Then you have to sell it a damage.

That's called stealing.

Frowned upon au.

No, they're probably not fround upon probably like cold.

Fire are a cool little stories.

We were talking about school excursions. You were talking about stealing from David Johones.

WHOA, that's a fire.

Not throw accusations around. Look at that. It has just got twelve past six. Let's check your under work. This is no Ober one hundred.

Last night I toddled off to steak night. I like to meet boys, like to try a new place every every week Wednesday?

Is it always Wednesdays?

Chops and changes changes a bit, but generally Wednesdays, which last night we went to a place in Armadale or pony.

Doesn't sound like steak restaurant to me.

It was fantastic. Just steak in Fritz. I don't know. It's like a beautiful little little restaurant, little restaurant.

Sorry, steak in.

Fritz fries French. It's a French way of saying French fries.

What was the cut of meat, sir?

Oh, I don't know, what do you mean? Honestly, don't know. I think it was.

You don't know.

Can you order or you just steak and chips?

You can have? They did a nice burger.

No, it's not what we have.

Okay, I don't know.

You don't choose your cut? Got a sneak nights?

Yeah, it'll tell you like I don't think did.

I didn't pay much attention. Clearly, what I did pay attention to was the burnet's style sauce on top.

What's burneis?

It's a yellow one yellow chives?

And is it mustardy?

Well, here's the thing, Lauren. I what struck me about this sauce was that it had a lot of like a big waft to it. It was real potent.

And cold or hot.

Warm been on the steak.

Here, it's a sauce made of clarified butter, egg yolk, white wine, vinegar, and.

Herbs iron herbs, herbs well sort of had a bit of garlic to it.

It is the child of hollandaise.

Is it the child?

It's hollandaise sauce child.

Okay, junior Holidays. We finished our steaks and I was like, I was quite paranoid about the garlic in it, and everyone at the same time was quite funny. It struck us just how it's quite rich. You know, when you.

Happens garlic, though probably love it, it doesn't work.

The huffing in your hand and sniffing it back is does not does not indicate how you say that.

All of a sudden, Bill one of the boys did this.

He licked his haird he licked his hand, then he smelled, gave it a WHI what are you doing in the restaurant?

I wanted to test if my breath is stunk.

Does it come from your tongue the smell? Yeah, I believe Apparently it's not from your guts.

No, No, I think it's your your tongue. All sorts of.

Oh, we should be sniffing each other's tongue.

Yes, so do it with me, no.

Come on, I'm freshly brushed teeth.

Am.

I okay, it does it smell? I'm clean as it really, I'm pretty clean.

That's okay. Both my hands smell the same. I think it's that.

What a strange thing for him to do just in the middle of the restaurant.

Oh my god, everyone's out this.

If you could, like, there are people in their cars right now.

Snipping thurday twenty four.

Are you licking and stead licking?

And is your smeller right minty fresh?

Yeah. The concern is in his targets where those hands are bit were started?

Are you in the car thirteen twenty foot ten? And did you just lick your hand and sniff it?

That's the palm of your hands, Yeah, and that'll indicate apparently apparently true.

That's the trick. But he pulled out this trick just randomly in the middle of dinner. I was like, what are you doing? And then I was like, it makes sense, it makes sense, and Bob's your uncle. It smelled a little bit garaky.

I was at a restaurant one night. I don't know if you're going to love this, and the girls with she had a little bit of meat caught oh no, so she plucked the hair out.

And no, no, no, no, no, you.

Can't be out in the restaurant. He got see see you never, that's see.

He's really looking at Daniel. Daniel, Daniel that joins us, Daniels a liquor. Good morning morning, How are you going?

Did you just licking? Sniff?

Bro Yeah?

Fresh but well.

Done, Daniel.

Guys, got a news story. It might divide you. Guy has gone viral online for bitching about a fellow movie watcher.

Oh, movie etiquette, movie etiquette, cinema etiquette. Always someone not happy.

Got to hate the reserve seating. What do you mean, get rid of it? We never used to have it.

What do you mean you just want to walk in and sit anywhere?

That's what it used to be like. Yeah, that's like and.

Then someone comes and sits next to you, and you're like, no.

One's going to sit right next to you if the cinema's empty.

So what's first in best dress?

Yeah, that's right, that's what it used to be like.

You remember, I like rolling in it.

Was it was it was you can choose your own seat.

Just to get there half an hour early.

No, the only one was gold class.

Yeah, that's right. And then now it's like you know, you've be in a movie and it's like a quarter full and the movie might start. Then someone will come up, are you in seat one A? Can you move it?

Why don't you just go and sit in your own seat?

Just like if they go and sit in someone else's seat, then it's going to happen to them when someone.

Else rolls in with me at you, Clint, Well, we might as.

Well just turn up to the footing and sit wherever we want as well.

That'll make things easier to get there.

Four days early to get a decent seat.

I don't like getting there half an hour before for all the crowd, like getting there as the movie starts. And then I'm like, well there's no seats. Then yeah, you like the seats the order orderly.

Fashion, which just makes sense.

Well, okay, it's perfect.

Let's just all pile on a plane and sit wherever we want it.

That's a good idea.

Oh, Clint, there's one middle seat over there. You go there and I'll go you.

Got a last sit where you sit?

This weird feeling you guy are doing that patronizing thing.

What gives you that?

No reason?

A great idea.

I want to see where you sit on this one guys.

Oh no, no, no, there's no one city.

Then the guy has posted a photo, so he's there watching a movie. He looks a lot along to his left and two seats down, two seats down, not right next to him. He sees a man's bare feet sticking through.

The little Yeah, no problem, really no, there was someone sitting in.

Yeah, but there's no one sitting there, so.

Gets Look, I'm all up for sticking my feet through the hole, but keeping shoes.

I think bare feet would be better than shoes.

No, no, I don't want someone else has to sit there like in the next session.

Bare feet.

He's probably taken his dirty shoes off with his clean feet off. He's not walking through the shopping center in bare feet, collecting filth and dirt.

No, no, but you don't want his bare feet right next to your arm.

But no one's sitting They will be in the next sesson.

Do you think he would have done that if there were people he's.

Got sorry, what if he's got tiner?

Yeah, but want sitting there, but they will be high fiving.

Get flakes might be all right because yours are pretty clear.

You had a fresh pedicure yesterday. I'm good.

I want to see it, show your feet.

Would we pay for this content, that's a question.

It does it quite nice, it's fresh, getting the dogs are out.

On the desk. Great is going to lean on the panel later and get.

I don't have tiner.

We don't know that perfectly manicured.

Too bad.

They're not that flexible. Like getting getting the old ham strings up onto the table was a scratch.

You know what. I owned a gold Class once.

And once, come on.

You only go gold class when I was younger.

I went to gold class yesterday.

You were younger.

Once, so was lucky Love.

When I was younger, I obviously used a voucher and went to golds.

You left your own home cinema to go.

Do you remember when gold Class started they used to have those plastic sort of wine holders in the coffee table in between.

The sea and you know, because I've been to Gold Class with you, well.

Some of them have it. And so it's like you got a little table for a bottle of wine. Yeah, exactly, like an ice bucket bottle for a bottle. So it's like it's like almost like a clear ice bucket. This was a gold class in Brisbane, right, And the movie starts and then I hear just this weird little sound and I look down at the clear bottle and there was a mouse in the bottle, in the bottom of the wine cool trying to jump out.

Wow, oh little got stuck and like, did you give it a little pet? Well?

I was too embarrassed to go out and say something, so I just put the tickets over the top of it.

I don't know if there's a mouse in the house, you say.

Something mouse in the house. Halfway through the movie.

It's a mouse in the house.

I just didn't want to make a scene.

Yeah, well, you're in gold class. You push the button ming and in the income the help Heason, you do know they've got sweare are the helpers? There's a mouse in the house.

What do you mean you hit it in the Jason? Stop it?

Thirteen twenty four to ten.

Frequent fire at gold Cloth.

What have you seen in a cinema?

All kinds of things go down?

Or who have you seen?

So you're telling me you left the mouse running around.

No, it wasn't running around. It was just stuck in the wine caller just trying to jump out. So just put the tickets across you.

Just let it do a hard jump for the whole movie.

You I couldn't focus on the movie.

It's always very awkward, like leaving the movie to go the toilet and then scurrying back in.

Oh yes, no, you know what I think. It is so awkward when you go in and you're like, oh god, there's someone I know when you're walking in, or you see them at the candy bars, and then when you leave and everyone's getting out and you have to go, oh what do you think?

Oh know, you wait for the credits it.

Oh I love a movie review in the car park. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What have you seen in a cinema? In return, I got two dollars and a condo, vouchers up for grabs, pay less and you can play more this Easter thanks to Anaconda. Do you guys ever do Mavie marathons?

Never? I've never ever had patient sat in the cinema for the movie and.

You rock up with your doner and pillow and everything.

Yeah, you take your doing it, but you're not sleeping.

You're watching no no, but you're all comfying everything.

I used to see people doing it when like new movies had come out and they'll be like, oh back to back dress pert on two and three. Never done it.

What about people who dress up in theme for the movie?

No, no, I liked it. Wheneveryone will barbi.

No, it's just got a quarter to seven.

Let people live a little.

What I scene or witness in a cinema? Thirty twenty four ten is our number? What have you seen at a cinema?

I think Jason, you're making this up, your.

Mute cinema moby our production guy. He no way, Maybe you're not doing about your trip to the nude cinema.

It's true, Well, not me, but the local cinema near me, Ledo does nude screening sometimes.

What do you mean, so you sit on seats with your bear ass rulesder.

To bring a towel to sit on.

No, what's the.

Point what you want to get?

You might as well on the phone coming to jeans.

Well your willies out.

Yeah, So we're looking at the ad for it now. It says nude screening is back with a Peacher merger, and down the bottom it says Zoolander screens is part of the session at leedo with an eggplant emerging.

What's the other rules? Maybe?

What about that you.

Need to put your clothes back on if you go into the candy bar.

No one wants you to the pick and mix anything else.

Ah and staff are available if you need help, right, because you've.

Definitely been to this, you know too much to get Why guys, that's an April Fool's jokes on Earth?

Why nude as anyone? Zoolander, thirteen twenty four ten. Have you been to the nude cinema?

Well, I'd rather you're watching that than some erotic number.

But it doesn't make any sense.

But some people just like to be nude.

Guy's going to be nude. I'd probably want to watch Land. It's funny.

Yeah, I know. Well, all your bits floating around when you laughing?

Can you not say floating around? Okay? Hang on nude CineMAA, Google cinema Ledo Brady, can you google image other start? No, no, no other staff notes?

No, no, no, surely not.

No, I don't think so.

Oh my god, Now it says neud Tuesday. I think that's a movie.

Please arrive fully closed. You'll be able to disrobe in the confines of the cinema.

It's interesting because across the road from Ledo is a nightclub which is now Swingers Club.

Oh, very convenient. A lot about the establishment.

It's too cold to hit up one of Melbourne's nudest beaches. But for those keen to bear all Lado cinemas in Hawthorne's hosting, Damien been to the nude cinema?

Yeah, how are we full of poppy stuff? In the running for the voucher? Hopefully I close for it.

Okay, what happened at the cinema?

H This was a couple of years ago when Botheim Rhapsody come out. I went and seen it, and then all of a sudden there was this guy that I went to the toilet popped back and there was this guy that popped out with the guitar. He started felting out bohem Rhapsody songs from the movie.

In the cinema.

Yeah, did anyone say anything? Did they? Did the kid on fourteen dollars are now coming with the torch and say that you're out?

No?

The staff just actually the staff actually enjoyed it.

Believe it or not, Damien, is this a true story? You're just trying to win a voucher.

That's true.

Well, guess you are in the lead.

You're in the running brother, hold the line.

Hang on.

You can't bring instrument into the cinema, absolutely not what you can't even bring it outside food. You can't bring a get.

Everyone's bringing it outside food. It's got to Natalie and Ringwood. What do you see in the cinema?

I saw in the outdoor cinema and it was a little skin clizard and I heard this little crunchy, crunchy sort of sound and what is that? And it came out of like a wrapper of an ice ice cream And I'm like, oh my god, gave me as such a fright. Yeah, come out and wiggled out.

I'm not surprised. I think you'd all kinds of cruises and creatures in and outdoor cinema. Yeah, yeah, old grass they call it.

Natalie is in.

I've been to a driving cinema and the foot of the fore Drive. It was actually so fun. Yehigans in the driving.

Absolutely, there's there's driving here in Melbourne shut down there there's still a couple of round Does the audio come through the radio?

Oh, it's actually really cool because if you've got a big car, like in a small car with the boot of the fall drive open, sat in the back, had popcorn some wa.

The only thing is because if you go in summer, the movies are really late.

Yeah, it doesn't get dark savings to like ten Jamana, isn't Jamanda driving?

Yes, there was one in like Coburg, Oh right, yeah, but during COVID it was a big thing because you couldn't be around other people, but you could still go and sit in the boot of your.

Carp Thirteen twenty four ten is our name.

Also, you scan a QR code on your parking lot and they bring the food to you.

Oh that's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

During COVID they did indoor driving cinema at the convention Center. You drive your car in, did they? Yeah?

Inside the convention Center.

Inside who you Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What have you seen the cinema?

And have you been to the naked movie?

Yes? Yes, Laura, have you been to the nudy Ruddy movies?

Well, it wasn't the nude cinema, but there was something definitely going on that was inappropriate. Oh yeah, what was what was the movie playing?

I believe it was It was a while ago. It was like the Big Hero six.

Do you remember that one?

Nah?

Na is that animated with the like blow up little robot thing. I don't think it was the only thing being blown up, right?

Yeah?

What was going down?

Movie?

Yeah? You can't can't be doing We didn't get the answer. Have you seen the kids cinema?

The Village Kids the Slide?

It's so good slide and beanbag seats.

Yea, and they do halftime intervals.

Yeah, which is what I need.

Kids can have a play. Oh you the kids that's been this has been around for years. We've just discovered it. Kids almost too old for it, and you've just found it.

I don't take the kids.

They go to chase down the slide again.

Now to be a Homer situation where you want to stand, you need to be perfect, it's great. I get to run out the energy. Halfway through the movie thirteen twenty four ten, we're talking what have you seen at the cinema?

Now? I think it's rama. Yep, good morning? Is that? Do I say that? Right?

Yeah?

That's correct.

Okay, So you used to work at Hoyts. What have you seen?

Yeah, back in the day, I used to work at Hoyts, and we had a couple doing the deeds in the cinema.

No, no, we go in and kick them out.

Many wanted to do it.

Is it true that there's cameras in the cinema so you can see whatever one in the audience is doing and you can watch it back at house.

I'm not one hundred certain about that.

But so how did you know? Did someone dub them in things you could be doing?

They were?

They were they sort of sharing a seat?

Oh, hang on, we might we've got a nerdy we're going to.

Gerard.

Good morning, good morning.

Have you been to the nude cinema?

I went with a new group.

All right, let's start with.

Why how a bit of okay? And what did you say?

Oh god, how many years ago?

I can't remember the classic cinemas in Altinick.

The classic cinemas? And did you have to be yotowel or blankets or something to sit on?

I took them and like, no one's getting up to any shenanigans during the movie, are they? Wow?

You reach for popcorn and your mate.

Yes, there would be some risk screeching for the pop.

You reach for the popcorn, it's your risk. Babe, and you know me don't understand why I love popcorn.

I just think if it's going to be nude, and I'm too cold in the movies to be made even in summer, I have to take socks in an extra jump on.

You'd be the thought that would rock up to a nude screaming with a weighted blanket.

It's too cold.

And you know when you when you spilled popcorn, it gets into all the crevice, all the crush.

That's what Jared would saying.

It is you know what, Jared Windsley, what.

About the guy who called for the.

One of the vows Joe shopping together? It's three fast seven, This is Nover. You're on the air with Jason Lauren. Clint here as well. Let's chat with an expert, the experts.

With Jason Lauren, your vessel specialists who specialized in very special things.

Hi, I'm Laughlin and I'm a barbecue expert.

Let's hear from the expert.

Alrighty, I am excited about this one. Ockey. You are a barbecue expert.

I am.

In fact, you sold Clint his barbecue. I did are Now how.

Do you become a barbecue expert? Because there are many.

I think men in particular some women. Many men are barbecue barbu experts.

I kind of fell into being a barbecue expert by random, just life situations that led me to that point.

When you say you're a barbecue expert, does that mean you know everything there is? Not selling barbecues or about cooking on a ball.

I host at our store Heat and Grill. I host cooking classes every two weeks, sobue cooking class.

Yeah. First things first, how do we clean the bloody thing?

You think that's the first question. Well, I don't even know how to turn out barbecue.

You can't cook on it. To you cleaner?

Yes, because my dad comes over to our My fiance is going to be humiliated here, but my dad always comes over and the first thing he does is goes and checks on the cleanliness of the barbecue and he redes it. My dad thinks he's a barbecue cleaning king.

Should you always clean after the cook or leave it and then clean before the next That.

Depends on the usage of the barbecue. So the biggest bit of advice is, you know, when you finish cooking and it's greasy. The worst thing people do is they pick up their brush and they brush it straight away, grape it straight away.

Don't do that. Don't be one of those people.

Will be thrill. You can eat your steak comp the.

Brush, so you let all the chunks on it. Well, what's happened? What's happening? If you brush it straight away, that's what most people do. It's all wet, so you're just smudging it everywhere. And that's when you get all the stuff stuck in your brush brush and you can't even see through it.

So I'm saying yes, like barbecue.

I've never biggest bit of advice is leave it on high, close the lid down if you've got a lid, and you leave it for ten minutes.

And you heat with the barbecue turned on.

But after ten minutes everything's burnt, so literally everything's black. And then when you use the brush, you're just scraping off the ducts.

You don't use beer or lemon or no.

Never put anything on your grills that you wouldn't put in your mouth.

D Yeah, but I would put bits and lemon in sometimes.

A Coronay, can we talk about stuff you can cook on a barbegue? Yeah? Can you cook almost anything? Because I love putting a dim sim on the barbecue.

You know what, I have done a recipit for for barbecue dim sims. He just doesn't have to be fancy brand got to be frozen a little bit, or take him out of the freezer a little bit, cut them in half and then grill them. No, and it's a game change.

Yeah. I've got a word that I reckon is going to make you shiver. Marinade. Yes, yeah, I keep stuck. I keep being told by people use the dry herb rub rubs. So don't use maronade sauces on a barbecue.

This is one of my sticklers for people, and especially Ossies, because we love those honey soy chickenles.

The chicken wings or is that an oven job?

Well, see when you put that all those marinades right that you get, they're full of sugar. So people put them on their grill, okay, and it absolutely destroys, destroys the grill. Just don't do them on the grill. If you've got any of that saucy stuff.

Not on the grill. I'm a dry rub fan.

Yeah.

Now, last night we were going to cook some steaks and Paul was on a work call and I was like, Oh, he's.

The barbecue man. He does all the barbecue.

In fact, he generally is the cooking man too, to be honest, And I was like, he's on a call.

I'll just cook old, just steaks.

And he walked into the kitchen and was horrified to see me with the pan in my stove. It's difference between cooking a steak inside or outside.

Inside, It's the difference between on a barbecue, You've got your grill obviously, and the juices are allowed to drip through, they hit the hot parts underneath. That creates smoke, right, and in between the grills you've got obviously heat transfer coming through, so you're getting that plus the grill lines. And then if you cook with the lid down, which is my recommendation, the smoke stays in the lid and the flavor gets trapped in there, so you can't go back.

You can't go back.

But I hate smoked meat. He's only doing like six is it six minutes for an I feel it.

Generally like my three minutes each side for that sort of medium, and you've got to get it out of the fridge. It's got to be at room temperature. Yes, that's the biggest thing.

Get out of the fridge early.

What a free heat in the old barbie? Do you need to get it up to a high heat before you use it? So in ten minutes you want to have everything on, So all burners on. So if you've got four burners, pre heat with four, don't preheat with two. But the biggest thing people do is the.

You know the lid thermometer up the top, that's measuring that's air temperature. Okay, so the heat's coming right through, so that thermometer is going to show it's hot a lot earlier. But the grills aren't hot enough. So the biggest thing, this is the biggest thing people do is they only whack the barbecue on for three, maybe even five minutes. They put their food on and they're not getting that good seer. But they're like, oh, but the thermometer says it's hot enough. No, ten minutes on high.

Ten minutes on high with the lid down. Men, put your steaks on three minutes each side.

Here's one for you. And I think it happens to a lot of people. You're halfway through.

A cook Oh yeah, I know going to say what gas runs out? Gas runs out?

How do you salvage ours?

Is piped? Don't you call it? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, if you piped, you're in with it. You know you've got a better chance. But we're not all we're not. We're on the swapping ghosts.

Yes, well, the biggest bit of a.

How do you know when the gas bottle is running out? That's the confusing You do the lift?

You do the lift? What do you mean?

Because there's nothing on it that shows how full of it?

But do you want to know my little hack? So it's liquefied gas in the bottle. So if you pour a cup of really hot water down the side of the gas bottle, it frosts to where it's full.

Tool hang on, sorry, get the gas bottle out, A.

Couple of hot water, not boiling, but really really hot water on the outside, just on the outside, And because it's liquefied and it's really cold, it actually will see the line frost.

Or two gas bottles, but hoo's really that. I'd take the empty one off and leave it there into.

What did the other week?

Yeah, the second the backup gas bottle is also empty.

I haven't got one gas bottle rolling.

With you'd be one of those small Weber guys.

I bought my barbecue off Walkie about nine months ago. Actually he hasn't used and I haven't got a gas bottle.

Now, what is the best cut of steak to barbecue?

And I feel it and nothing.

Change my mind.

I love and I feel it when it's cut, when it's when it's cooked correctly. I've got an amazing rub on the outside, a bit of olive oil, and they're cooked really well.

I think it's it's tender. Just don't overcook it.

But I'm also yes, scotch, a scotch with that marbling through it.

But look, any steaks good? Can you barbecue a sausage without testing it? How long do you keep it on the How do you cook it for? Because I always have to cut mine?

Open? Yeah?

Like how.

Yeah?

The funny thing about cooking sausages is they're they're high and fat and a lot of people cook them on high.

I wonder why they whatever. I know that's wrong.

A lower heat, right, and just turn them every few minutes and just keep them going.

And that's annoying because your steak on one bitness on high low b. Can you cook a pizza on a barbecue?

Yes, amazing pizza.

Do you need a pizza stone? Yes, right, yeah and pizza.

Put the lid down and use it like a pizza. Is there anything a barbecue can't?

You can do a lot of things.

Sparagus.

People who do asparagus and the barbecue.

Cooks people who eat asparagus cooked. All loves it. I'm like, what is this peasantry and vegetable asparagus.

No heat and grill in Richmond it is where you can find him. Lockey is our barbecue expert. Mat Thanks for coming in this morning.

It's locky, now on it. I want a piece of steak.

Hey, guess who's coming up before eight this Morningshela Carlson's in the house.

This is the year that I've been learning a lot. I all so I learned this year that your third eye is not your bumhole.

I love her, so do I.

She's one of my faste. Comedy Festival in Melbourne at the moment, it is so much fun in the city.

In town. Last night went to the comedy.

Theater Tommy Little Show, Good One, very very think you can still get tickets for Erschula next week, but she's going to join us just before eight. Hey, yesterday when I got home. I don't know what the rule is in your house, but just for some context, in the afternoon, we'll sort of get things ready before school finishes, just so we're ready to go in the afternoon, like unpacked the dishwasher, prep a bit of dinner. Yeah right, you know, get get the baby's stuff already?

How old will you he be until you stop calling him a Baby's three?

That's a chart.

I'm not being silly, like how old is when is he not a baby?

Probably now now this very moment? Yeah, right now he is clicked over from a baby to a liability right now.

Yeah, it's very good. I wasn't there was a genuine question.

I got home yesterday and lose eating lunch. I was going to unpack the dishwasher, but it was still going right. I went, look, I'm going to go and grab a nap. So I had a nap. Lou's finishing your lunch watching TV. When I got up, Lou had gone out.

Was she having for lunch? I love knowing what people eat in the day.

Singapore noodles?

Oh, that's an elaborate life.

Did she whip them up?

No, I leftovers from the night before. I love Singapore noodles, I mean leftovers.

I love both.

So I woke up expecting to see the dishwasher unpacked, but her bowl from lunch would be in it because we're going to.

Re bang on. You said you were going to do the dish washing.

No, no, but I was like, a dishwasher is still going.

So I'm having a nap, so I don't want to wake up or.

No, No know if the dishwasher had finished.

Everyone works on your timeline, Jason, in our house, if you want if you say.

You want to do something, then you don't do it today.

If you walk up to the dishwasher and it's signal to it, haven't you, then you would unpack it, wouldn't you.

If it's finished and you've got something to put in there.

You know what I woke up to, no bowl in the sink. The bowl was put into the dishwasher, and the dishwasher was still going.

So she interrupted the cycle.

She's restarted the cycle, put her dirty bowl in and just put it on a whole new cycle so she doesn't have to unpack it.

Oh no, that's that would be a big trouble at my ease. You know, I'm very very.

That is the one thing.

And I agree, Well, Paul doesn't even try to put things in the dishwasher anymore.

I get text and it'll be a photo of the plate sitting on the kitchen bench which is directly above the dish washer.

And it's a dishwasher draw. You don't even have to bend. It's right there.

But do you know what, I'm okay with it because it is unhinged the way he things in the dishwasher. So I would rather do it myself. I have big dishes, small plates, small plates, bowls, they're all in her own. You don't put a bowl than a plate and a bowl and plate, a big plate.

No no, no, no no no no, non up the cutlery in the cutlery thing.

Do it.

The other day, this will do your head. The other day she put a chopping board in the dish washering.

They're not the wooden ones.

No no, no, a plastic one, not in the slot like a plate. She just laid it flat down. That's fine, gen Z.

The other day I caught her Jane, shame, shame out there, look at her. She knows gets washed. Guys, listen to this.

Gen z Our Darling producer, my favorite person on the team.

I watched her, no you know that.

I watched her put a bowl in the top shelf of the dishwasher.

Upright, it's fine.

But then it doesn't dry. It's filled with water.

Guys, I think you're too precious.

The bowl will still be dirty, and you're going to die a loan, Clint, do.

You know what. I'm going to be very very happy, Lauren, very happy, and my dishes are still going to be clean.

In fact, you'll never die a loan because you'll always have me. I will playing you. No, you can't be putting. You can't putting bowls or months. That is that's unhinged. That is like straight to the asylum for you do not pass, go, do not collect.

In regards to the loose situation, do you have one of those scour up things that you can do your own dishes with?

Yes?

Yeah, would would have just to wash the one.

You would have a scrub daddy.

I love the scrub daddy. You got a scrub daddy?

No, but I've got one of the things with the thing in.

The hand and you put the stuff in the you know what, and then.

When it gets to be grossy, so you've got to get a new one, and then you run. You go to the supermarket and you can't find a matching head to the handle.

You just put it in the dish.

You put you put the washing utensis.

To wash the utensil in the dish. Sometimes I lay it flat.

Straight to the asylum for you to Our next guest is someone we're often nervous about putting on air because.

Well, she could really say anything.

For the first time, Netflix has been overtaken in subscriber numbers by special.

My Only Fans.

She's a South African New Zealander and one of.

The funniest things of the comedy saying please welcome to the shop as a low cows.

Morning.

I love that that and I've forgotten about the only fans And I'm glad to go plug that today.

Yeah password, you need to log in?

Yeah no, no, And I'll give out ten free passwords today if anyone. I can't wait for that abusive stuff.

Hey, how are you going?

Like?

You're in here? It's early morning.

You're in the middle of comedy festival, so you're doing late nights early morning.

Yes, how schedule going all right?

Because I've got kids. You know, when you have kids and people go, how do you cope? I'm like, I've just allocated eighteen years of no sleep, bad skin, and a bad attitude, you know, so I'm ready to go.

Yeah, she's also she's also a movie star.

Now, since we call it up last time, you're a Netflix star.

Yeah, thank you. I mean to be fair for the Netflix stuff a bit, but I prefer if you just stick with the movie starting.

Okay, So if you put your ticket prices up, now you're a movie star.

I don't even know we were talking before. If people ask me, because I never buy tickets to anything, like. I just get invited to go, like because usually other mates having shows, and so when people go, where do I get tickets? Honestly, I don't know. Okay, I wouldn't be able to buy tickets to my own show.

Live Nations, livenation dot com dot are you there?

You don't say to her?

Yeah, I always say, all go to my website.

Yeah you're not you're only fans.

No no, no, no, I mean that pushes a lot of the sales.

Stuff.

Yeah, that's just describers.

We were also talking about before you step through this beautiful studio, about all things woo woo, and a bit crystals be no, but Vivian Reception got to do some angel car.

I love this stuff.

Didn't reveal now My card that I pulled said builder, because I'm a builder, I create stuff. I mean, I'm a lesbian with a tool belt. Mate. I was telling my audience last night because I grew up so poor. I don't like it hurts my soul to get someone to do anything for me. Like before I my arms are all bruised up. I don't know if you can see.

Make sure that you're a real I wire.

Oh yeah, So when I pulled that car, I was like yeah. And then Tom the tour manager, pulled music and he tours with music musicians, so.

You didn't learn anything you didn't know, that's right.

I do want to say that because I dated a reiki master, and I do want to say that all of that stuff is nonsense. I just wanted to say all of that stuff is not and all of them.

And all of that.

Don't start on the balls.

I love the balls all they do. I know the hot bowls that they do, the like for the suction cups. Someone love the bruise your back, the nothing for you And all of the friends who do it, Honestly, their lives are dumpsterfoys, Shay.

We do it because we're looking for.

You want someone who's worse than you. You know what I'm saying, Stop sharing energy with these people who are vulnerable.

Already Clint to my guru and now and she's been rubbing his shins, second stomach.

Yes, you've got to.

I've got one hanging.

Was it a shot in the yesterday?

What did you get?

It's just some wellness activity in the listen, I feel amazing.

I bet was it wasn't one of those coffee in the.

Mos No, no, no, I didn't do a coffee an I had.

I just I bet you've considered one, haven't you.

No?

No, I'm not really big up the but it was in the cheek like the butteck. But Jess is having a wow of a time telling everyone.

Do you know what? I just get those chewable vitamin seas that dynamic.

It tastes like oranges.

Yeah, but rather than flash of cheek to a doctor. Yeah, yeah, I saved my you know, I saved my cheeks on the tramp And are you going to say and kill that. You've got to drop trout at some point.

I are your only We need to touch.

On advertising, look into it.

We we do need to touch on the movie quickly, because it's going great guns. My wife loved it. How did this come about? Did she? Is it true that Amy should be really just slid into your.

DM I literally got up in the middle of the night to go to the loo, and then I never checked my phone, but something check your fine. I checked and it's her saying can you act? Give me a call? And I phoned her immediately. Well, she's in New York, so it was was in the middle of the Nor.

Did she m your Instagram?

Instagram? Yeah? Yeah, no, no she usually replies with videos And then yeah, I found her and the next day that audition I got the part. Yeah it was.

Did you spend time with Adam Sandler?

No, but I met him and he kept calling me buddy, which apparently is a very good sign yeah, and he goes, buddy, you're very good.

You're very funny, so you are very funny.

That's what he said. Okay, buddy, think.

Last time she's going to go to LA You're going to You're going to turn No.

Why it seems it's the same when I started working in Australia. Everyone's like, she's going to move to Australia. Bro, I'm still in the same house in west Auckland, top of mine.

Would she ain't?

All right? Now? Look, you can get tickets for you don't say. The tour is on Live Nation, dot com, dot a you there are still tickets available next week in Melbourne. Yeah, you are killing it selling out the Palais night after ten shows in Melbourne.

Yeah, because I'm only doing a shorter run.

I know.

It's like you do write a stand up show and then you do it night after night. But does it evolve?

Oh yeah, is it different or is it exact?

No, it's I always say to the people who cover in the first week, I want you to come back the last week because it's so different. And even when I start touring and then at the end it's like the stories are the same, but it just gets bigger and yeah, like and it's more because I relax more into the show too. But no, I never do. I know there's like especially American comics can work for word. Yes, you were the same show, I would lose my mind.

I can't take it watching the show out there.

I'll give you thet he ain't watching every show. He's got a little ear pod in listening to a podcast.

I'm my only fan.

Well, look at live nation dot com. Dot a is a place to go and grab tickets. Ursula Carson join us on the air. It's always good to see you mate. Thanks for coming in. Camel. Let's give away some money.

Let's do it.

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I found I've discovered someone that you know, I feel like Simon Cowe when he discovered how he started.

That's how I feel about this.

You stopped me or as a marshal tap.

Move over, Kylie Minogue. There is a new artist in town and wait till you meet them. Do a liper these walls. In his twenty three past eight you are on Omber one hundred, it is Jason Lauren clint here as well. We do want to thanks to shell Ready Express.

Now I'm excited.

A couple of weeks ago, was you were out?

Yes, it was not the last Friday, or maybe the friday before.

I was walking through the city down past sort of Flinders Street station near there, and something a voice of an angel caught my eye. With a huge crowd gathered around, there was a busker, a busker singing that had so many people with the biggest smiles on their faces, dancing and singing.

It was just so joyous.

He was wearing a light up jacket, lad jacket. He had the Madonna head mike on.

Of course he hadn't and he had a QR code as well, because people don't really carry cash anymore.

Of course, and he was belting out bangers like this.

In my trim.

I oh my god, you go over, Selene Dion. There is a new star in Melbourne.

And he goes by the name of.

At Frankie three three eight.

And he joins us, Now, Hi, good morning guys, how are you going now?

You know, I'm so excited that the speed to your guys.

Oh, Frankie, you know, I was at the Art Center a few weekends ago. It was and I walked out and I saw you in your led jacket singing Kylie Minogue, and I just fell in love with you and anything.

You couldn't get him out of your head, you go out.

Of my head?

Great?

Great, yeah, because my job is to make people happy.

You know you made my night.

Hey, Frankie, how long have you been busking on the streets around Melbourne.

Wow? I've been busking on and of about twelve years. My ages seven eight years or now.

You're seventy eight years old?

Yeah, thank thank you, Lauren. You you guess my ages fifty the other day. Actually I just passed my samy birthday two months ago.

Oh well, now, now, Frankie, I think that the number one question I have for you is your stage name. Why are you known as Frankie three?

Three?

I that's a good question. In our culture. Three means life. Life sounds like like in our language, and means eternity. A right means a fortune.

Fortune, eternity and fortune.

And you have good life that's you know, a good name for.

Me, you know, Frankie Now Frankie three three's full nine.

Place, Frankie three three.

I took me through some of your outfits because you're in an l a ed list up jacket when I saw you and I thought I need one of those.

Oh yeah, yeah, you know you know why I I have that one because, uh Melbourne Council put me on a new year year program program. Yeah, I make it special, So I got up jacket like Christmas tree.

Frank you three three? What's your favorite artist? And do you do? Do you do private functions?

Uh?

My favorite artist is actually now is.

So what song draws the biggest crowd?

Because I have seen you perform with hundreds of people singing along?

Yeah?

Sometimes, I asked me about five hundreds.

Five people love Frankie three three? What songs? What song brings the biggest crowds?

I got two songs very that. The one is the street Color Line Caroline. Another song is Dancing Quinn.

Oh all right, Frankie. Now, I think people have to.

See you sing it.

Bring the time?

See that?

What you do private functions?

Don't you?

He does?

Now?

I've seen him with my own eyes. I've recorded him with my own iPhone, but I want you to to meet Frankie three three eight eight. Frankie, is there any chance you'd be available to come into the studio and join us tomorrow live on Nova.

Oh I'm looking forward to Yeah, that's a yes.

That's a yes from Frankie.

You know what, Let's go one better. Let's treat tomorrow like we've got like we've got a live band playing us off.

Yeah, the break. So Frankie, you need to bring all your equipment if you're up.

For it, bring your lineup, jacket and tomorrow on the show, as we finish each talk break will be like Frankie three three eight eight, take us to the break and then you can perform into each I will.

Put my on my jacket and that layup shoes.

Oh shoes. Let's go and bring your QRC to Frankie three three eight. We will see you tomorrow.

We can look him up on Socials if you'd like a taste test, but do not miss tomorrow.

It's gonna be very special show. We can't wait to see Frankie.

Okay, okay, I'll see you go tomorrow morning.

It is just going eight to nine. This is an over one hundred thanks to Shell already express. I look, I'm on a wall past.

As long as I'm not involved, No, no.

No, I think you will be. You'll feel personally attack. It's not your fault.

I saw people get really angry when Trump got voted in, but nothing compares to the emotions that one. Lauren Phillips is shown in the studio in the past fifteen.

Okay, Easter is what two weeks away? Yes, so we've declared it the season? Tis the season. I haven't had a little East egg yesterday. There's Easter eggs in the office. It's hot cross bun now. Hot cross bun season starts what they start in shops about a month ago.

Okay, you.

Got me once.

Yes, there's many flavors you can get right, and everyone likes their own kind of style.

I'm a traditional girl, traditional hot cross traditional. You can get them anywhere, right.

I was lucky enough to be sent these amazing hot cross buns from a company called Bread Club. Bread clubs like a bougie bakery. They're absolutely delicious. Even yesterday I had one. I had one not uncooked. I just had a bit of one, and I was like, Oh.

My god, Oh my god. It was just like heaven in my mouth. Yea.

Then I bought them in for the team this morning, and I said, guys, I've got to treat these.

Amazing women of the people. Women of the people hasn't had a revelation because he hates traditional hot cross buns. He thinks he's a chocolate guy, but he loves raisin toast and I said, it's basically the same thing.

Mind blown.

So now he loves them.

So I said to gen Z, I even bought in great quality butter to have on it. And I said to gen Z, can you heat these up?

Like you know? You cut them in half? What do you do clear you put them in the grill.

Oh, you've got a couple of options, the grill, toaster.

The toaster because you need it to be christy.

Sandwich press sometimes, and the sandwich press is good.

I just want to point.

Out z the fry as well. You can check them in the air force.

Because its gonna be crispy in the middle of the fluffy bit.

Gen Z is our very very very young producer.

Don't your work experience still or do you have a job. No, I haven't passed probation. Yet we love her. She can do no wrong.

Some form of crime against top cross bun.

I dare say this is a hot cross bun crime of the worst effect. So she said, I said, Cissy, I.

Call them my little sister. Why don't you have some hot cross buns. She was hungry. She was going to go down to cosm by one Banana, which is weird on it ze buy a bunch by one, So.

I said, do you take let's have hot cross buns. Come on, come and have some of.

These beautiful treats that I've got for you, the Bread Club hot cross buns. So she took them, cut them in half.

Good start, and put them in their microwave.

And buttered them in the micro.

They're delicious, Clint.

What are you doing with a hot cross bun anywhere near a mickelwave warms them up?

Oh no, No, would you.

Put toast in the.

No?

But I'm not toasting it, I'm just heating it.

No, that's where that's what was the instruction?

What did Lauren ask you to do?

Go warm them up?

No?

I didn't. I said, here's the hot cross buns and there's some butter there too. Oh well, I went and warmed them up for you and for myself. Even melted the butter.

Is that what it looks like?

Absolutely butchered them. They are soggy.

There's little kids at radio stations around the world that would be desperate for a free home, and.

They would even throw them back if they'd been in the microlav Hang.

Let me give it a taste.

They must be toasted.

Let me give it a chay.

For anyone like gen Z who is having her first hot cross bun of her life.

Delicious.

I mean that'll be cold by now. God, that's a good bite.

Looks chewy. That that's your lines working.

The butter's not melted. It's just like a warm roll.

Gen Z. Yes, you've ruined.

Two weeks through damies. I'm so sorry. I'm young and I only wanted a banana, so I'm not having to I'll give you some money. You can go on by one banana.

If you reheat pizza in the microwave, you should put a cup of water in there. I heard that, and apparently that helps make it true story, little little cup of water.

Do you know I saw someone putting leftover pizza in.

That.

That's brilliant. It's brilliant.

In the one I bought the other days.

On the barbecue that everyone's raging about.

You by many pizzas.

No, no, you know when you've got leftover pizza.

No, I've never ever had leftover pizza, and I'm tipping you haven't either.

Dozen in the in the slim chair.

Put some leftover wine in your bolz. What's left over wine?

Water waste?

Anyway, left hypothetically.

Hypothetically I leftovers. I bought pizza shaped tuppleware.

So it's in this, it's in the Is that that's an Amazon job?

For sure? It's in the I need.

And then you can stuck it up.

It's in the shape of a pizza slice and it comes in and how many to get in there?

No, it expands like like one of those musical instruments. Yes, yes, accordion lex trying an accordion.

Hang on, we're on the Google.

This is a live We love a live Google.

Can you can you do a live Google? Pizza shack tup? Aware?

Please pizza shape tuple? Here we go, Please hold Melbourne. I know you are all on the edge of your seat. Oh my god, that knew it was an Amazon job.

How much?

Oh?

My god, this can you put ye?

He means you can put these levels to put in between the slices so they don't sog on one another.

Now what we need is the left.

Jas and Lauren have had some massive guests this week.

Zilla Carson, now you got.

To sign kill that. You got to drop trail at some.

Point and Bonsos premiere just center.

Our community safety has to come first.

Patrick Schwatzernegger.

I think my mom was more excited than I was.

She was freaking out.

Nick the Wizard Watson interviewing Prime Minister Anthony How buddy cid you in the election?

Oh yeah, I do?

And the hope to win the player.

But we've saved the biggest guest of all for lost. You'll recognize him from busking on the bridge outside of the Melbourne Exhibition Center.

And other various places around the.

City, the one and only Frankie double three triple as he joins the show tomorrow.

You don't want to miss it.

Jason, Lauren over one hundred, thank you for being Oh boy, I'm excited.

Wow, So tomorrow Frankie three three.

Who needs a billboard when you've got a promo like that?

I just dicovered Frankie last week.

Turns out I was late to the party of discovering Frankie as I walked through our beautiful city of Melbourne on a Friday night, because there were about five hundred people standing around with smiles from it.

We spoke to Frankie this morning and.

Asked him to come in tomorrow and he we asked, you know, you make you much money, bust and he said, my job is to make people happy and that's all that matters. Frankie three three eight d eight eight. He is definitely doing that. We could all do to.

Pick me up this week.

Absolutely.

I think Tuney.

Tomorrow is going to be quite a joyful show because we are going to get Frankie to perform into each This.

Is a shame until like say day yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Paul Schaffer.

Yeah, Paul Shaffer taking us off to the Jason line there Frankie three three.

Okay, Frankie Lee's name.

Is, we're going with his stage name.

So Frankie three three eight eight eight in his lineup jacket.

We'll be talking to Pink Pony Club after you want to do recur someone brief key three three eight eight eight too. If he could learn pink pony, So you're.

Going pink pony cup. I'm going to ask for Toto Africa.

Yes, yes, Chase, Sweet Caroline.

He definitely I've seen him. That's he belts it out.

Yeah, I reckon. Tomorrow is going to be quite a joyful show. You don't want to miss it. We've got more chances.

Did you drink some coins? Jacey's a bus going in it. Throw some coins in. He's got a Q does we can pay for him?

Also on the show tomorrow? Your chance to win your way to gather around with us on the family holiday?

Should we take Frankie? He could entertain us all on the coach.

Let's get through tomorrow on the plane.

I don't know if I'd let him on the plane.

On the microphone on there, goodbye, Laurens, Lauren, wake up feeling good?

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