Full Show: Jase Dances Like Donald Trump

Good morning Melbourne, Jason lauren starting morning the right away.

Be great.

This is Jason Laurene.

Well, good morning and happy Forriday.

Good Happy Friday, Melbourne.

Oh god was the foot oh colle?

Small situation in my house?

Did you stay up? Please tell me?

I'm a mighty Tiger supporter? And did my text sight? Her phone is currently on do not disturb. So I climbed into bed. We're supposed to be out last night, and I said, I'm too tired.

You want to stay home, support you.

I'm going to stay home, support the boys, going to have Uber eats, watch the foot target, I'm going to watch the tags.

So I did be very careful with spillage of furs, did you well, if you can't drop it and it drops into the and it spits back the oil on his.

Shirt staying So I've learned the hard one. No, I think. I think furs like a big job.

Like lobster lobster cave.

Yeah.

Well, I text my dad and my brother saying terrible further tags, terrible starts the game, terrible starts of the.

Year, but what a second half?

And my brother said, oh my god, I thought it was smore and I said, don't even bother turning it on, and he went, okay, I won't And my dad replied, oh, give them a break. They're trying like it was a little league. And I went to bed and then I woke up and Paul was home downstairs screaming at the end, and I was like, what is going on? Went back to sleeping and this morning everyone, how good is a footy?

What a game?

I missed it? Lauren missed, well, it was a terrible first quarter.

Let me just tell you seven Tour. They were forty one points down.

Unbelievable.

A team of kids beat one of the premiership fancies. He counted, it's a little bit funny.

The Richmond in our rebuilding phrase might actually rebuild quite nice.

Yes, I'll take that.

Just wouldn't that be just the biggest kick? And for them, like attitude.

Wise the kid saying fifteen.

All up.

But you've also got this kid by the name of Seth Campbell, right, remember the name. After last night he did a backflip. Oh yeah, I did a double black backflip with a bit of a lootz or something like that.

I always worry about people doing that.

Everyone's saying in the April World. I haven't seen it in AFL. Everyone's saying it looks like Simone Biles.

Yeah, just kept flipping it, flipping.

It might be off to the Olympics as well.

A back flip at the end of the show.

Oh my god. I did a legs class at the gym Yist today. I could hardly put my pants on this morning. My legs are so sore.

Did you not do the boots, the recovery boots boots yesterday?

Do you own them?

I've never done.

I do the boots all the time, but I couldn't get into the boots. It's I opted for an infrared souna instead because I'm in my wellness era.

The boots blow cold air.

This is no They can press it, they blow up. You don't feel They can press it to different levels, and they compress it so tight.

This is my first times.

My legs are thick, and.

Can I tell you it was one of the great pleasures putting those boots on. I love you must do it, Jason.

The point of doing it is that it's to aid recovery. You don't just do ith Jace for no reason.

But that's like skipping the main mealing going straight to dessert.

No, it's completely different. It's actually completely different.

Well you know what I mean. My legs felt so good in those little boots.

Yeah, they're good.

Hey, guys, we've got a huge show coming up today.

Or you've done your hair, I'm quite thrown. You know where we are going out. It is Groan pre weekend.

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We are having a team outing today, guys.

We are We're off to the.

Bed Prix weekend for all those who celebrate Kickers time.

I see the f one cars this year anywhere.

I know, I love it. You can hear them from my house and I love it.

Yeah, F twos or threes were racing.

Were the supercars yesterday?

Bit of supercars, bit of F two.

That little fee at five hundred race as well.

It was just cool driving along Albert Park there and hearing and on the way home yesterday.

Yeah, and all the drivers are out and about and people get down they get this is the time the drivers are a bit more accessible as well because they're not racing. Yeah, it's most qualifying Sunday's racing.

Did they really do an all electric Formula one? They do it?

It's Formula Yeah, it's a different it's a different thing.

Yeah.

I went to a race once it Hong Kong. It was great, but no noise, you can't tell when they're coming.

It's amazing, which is kind of It's very cool.

Tickets way to that one? Have you got Jason?

I know you love the below deck life. She dreams, go on a super yocht. Have you seen the big super yacht that surrived in Melbourne?

No?

Look it up? Mischief?

Is that what it's called? Mischief?

Mischief?

Superyacht Melbourne? And where's the dock?

Where the spirit down in their docklands?

I was supposed to go on it last night, sent Paul. I went to bed.

You were supposed to go on it? Function? You sent your fiance. What was the function?

It wasn't a function. It's we know, look at it, Oh Jesus, it's a massive It's in a hoy club, souper yot. It's come to Melbourne for the Grand Prix. To have a little Mini Monico feel. Maybe there's a party on Saturday night on.

It, Minnie Monico feeling.

We can charter it for just three hundred and sixty thousand dollars per week.

I'm going to see if I can get you an invite to go on it and have a look around. Jas What do you think would you like to go and do a little tour on it?

Can I have a beer?

Oh yeahrant there's more stuff? Fourteen fourteen crew, it says Cane.

Any squash club shorts.

I think we should go, should do a jump off the end? Should?

I see if I can get you on it for a little a little champagne after the I was going to say the Melbourne Cup after the Grand Prix today and I'll tell them they've got to treat you like you're the what do they call it on below deck?

The primary them, I'll.

Tell him, They've got to treat you like you, the primary.

The primary is basically the person the bill.

Yeah, so everyone else is there is like a friend of the primary, but the primary gets to saunas Day's bar on it.

Yes, I can get a hot stone.

Yes, it's down in the docklands. There's been all these like instagrams about it, articles about it, people writing about it. Isn't it look at it?

Hang on? Am I going to be? It's got a pool on the boat.

It's got a pool on the boat.

It's just a touch bigger than my tinning.

Certainly four hundred thousand dollars for the week?

Wow?

Should I see bargain? Should see if I can get you on it? Jase, Oh, there's a gym on it. There you go, then you can use those boots afterwards.

I will get rid of the gym. I put another bar in there. Probably, So who's staying on the boat.

I'm not sure. Maybe the team a hoy club. I'm friends with them. I got friends in high places for you, Jason?

Can we do the show there on Monday? Can we do the show from the soup on Monday morning. Now we're talking, I could ask and because we're starting early, we should probably spend the night than from the.

Would like me to put in an inquiry for absolutely. You remember when Paul went to Monico for the Grand Prix and I didn't get to go.

Yes, yeah, you took it really well.

I was stopped around for a week your Monico. It just to be yes, and the Formula one will be over, But that's okay. Someone can drive their little car path.

Just sit on the front deck there overlooking the Crossco Yeah stadium, you do, you do? Can we do the show?

I'll find out if it's still there on Monday morning?

Excellent?

Oh my god? Can you imagine.

We'll put radio executive producing? Can me in the little boat that gets towed behind.

You should see that, guys. Can I say something about the tender on that boat?

Speaking of my boat?

Yeah, we could do the show from the tender.

We li from the tender of the super rock set. It's a vibe for a right.

I mean that's random. Have we switched switched stations?

Yes? No, I think yeah. I think the Big Big Boss BT takes over the music on Fridays. He screams of rocks heads. He does scream of rocks.

Heads, the Big Big Boss BT. Yeah yeah, yeah, Then what about the bosses above him? What are they?

They're the big big big huge bosses. They're the huge bosses, huge bosses. In fact, our big big big Boss BT took out for lunch last week.

Now you said he was a big big boss. No, it's a big.

Big boss graded him.

Sorry, the Big Big Boss BT tooks out for lunch last week.

BB.

He he had to fly back to Sydney early Saturday.

A welfare check, yet go to a kid's birthday party.

He had to look after ten kids at like a wet and wild sort of facility.

Yeah no, that's not yeah is it?

No? Absolutely not.

I'd take that over hosting weekend today.

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Leave it when you're on the plane heading up to Sydney for weekend. Today.

We're hoping for a light weekend. I mean, there was a cyclone in Queensland. The Pope was one way.

Or the other.

Kept topping myself up in the plane.

Right, better then having a few sherbets on a plane.

You're in row thirty and you gotta wait for everyone else to get their shirbets. Those silly little bottles, they're not big enough.

Could I have a standard sized bottle?

Please?

You know what I like? I like having a shamp when you're going on holidays and going overseas, especially if you're going you go through, you're in the customs and it's like there's no time. It could be six o'clock in the morning and you have a it's like there is no time zone. Once you click customs, you do what you want, no problem, it's six fifty five am.

It's frowned upon. But I mean, who's really going to see you open your duty free free doty free? Duty free?

Are you do you buy? Are you an airport duty free?

No?

No, I don't like carrying the extra baggage.

Imagine him carrying his technical balls of from duty free.

On the plate. Look tell me if the host is looking open my cheeks smirdle.

Do you know there's one airline bottle that doesn't serve alcohol because it's a religious thing, I believe, But you can be.

Sorry, you can.

If you're in.

Business, and first you can be Why they.

Don't get on with a camel backpack.

I don't know there'd be limits, but they'll serve you like tonic and a soda and then you.

Mum and dad did it? Mum was trollie when she got to.

Was my stepdad?

Really?

Yes?

Anyway, by plane you must try it. I have been to Brunette.

Thanks to I like the sound of the flight. We'll just go there and get another one back.

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Hello Taylor, it's Jason. It is Oh my gosh, good morning, good morning.

We've been counting down the cash. There were quite a few rings there, Jace. What did she win?

I'll give her a six hundred.

Six hundred, Thank you so much.

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Alright, thank you so much, you too, thinks.

Let's head back to Albert Park. How ex Guest is a Formula one driver for the Mercedes team who's won multiple Grand Prix races.

Before a sea.

Check and fun.

He knows that he's the number one innumber one today it's pron three pots, ask who.

Well is the grand man?

He's got one of the strongest mullets you'll ever see.

Thanking him an honorary.

Please welcome to the show. A very good morning, good morning, good morning. Are you already, Oh my god, are you ready on the track. You're in a car.

I'm in a car. I'm not not driving, to be clearer, but yeah, on my way to work.

Let's say I would say, welcome back to Australia. But are you living here now? Because I know your partner is Australian. Is this the second home to you or is this your first home?

It's been second home four quite a while, but when it's going to be the first home.

We'll see.

We definitely adopted you this year. You're an Aussie's favorite, you're part of the.

Fan, You're one of us. You're one of us. Does that mean do you have to get an Aussie license while you're here? No?

No, no, I've got a normal license and international license, so that that's the job.

I was going to say, because that would be highly embarrassing if you failed the first round of the driving test here in Australia.

Yeah.

True, We're all good, Okay, alright, he's legal.

Hey. Is the Australian Grand Prix different to all of the others because it is the one for the season and you're sort of unsure of what you're coming up against.

It is because it's the best one, you know, the best crowd, the best vibe, and yeah, first one is always more exciting.

Than the others.

The conditions in Melbourne on Saturday are going to be reminiscent of that. It's going to be thirty seven degrees. As a driver, how hot does it get when you're sitting in that car in those kinds of temperatures.

It gets between fifty and sixty degrees inside when it's really hot outside, So it's always much hotter than than the ambient.

If you ever weighed yourself started a start of a race and end of a race, and what would you commonly lose?

The hot races between three andrew and half kilos for me, but I swear a lot naturally, but yeah, it's quite.

A lot too. I wouldn't mind losing a few kilos. If you can give me a couple of hot laps on the weekend, that'll be all right.

Now, mate, you are the reserve driver this year for Mercedes. Where actually going along on Friday?

We are we're going as guest of Mercedes.

Now can we are you able to just chill with us and sink copious amounts of your gin?

Oath or do you have to be ready to pounce if you needed.

I got to be ready.

So just a guest, but you know a driver has to qualify to raise on Sundays or then Saturday night.

I can let lose.

Okay, beautiful, because I love this. You brought out your own line of gin. Were you always a gin man?

I've been always gin man?

Yes, And that's something actually what we had in common with with tef We were both kind of really into gin and collecting gin, and you know, it just came to the point a few years ago that we decided, okay, we got to make our own.

There has been some pretty fierce rivalries in F one. What's the worst one you've seen? Are they drivers that just do not speak to each other, won't have anything to do with each other.

I thought the Max and George the end of last year was got funny.

Yes, it was funny to watch from a fun.

Yeah, but also like Lewis and Max in twenty one, that was pretty pretty fierce.

I would say, yeah. I think will that George and Max's rivalry continue into this year?

I hope. So it would be nice to have some entertain.

How would you go with the new rules around swearing on the two way while racing. Apparently you boys can be facing some massive fines if you drop some four little words out these days.

Yeah, it's a hard one because you don't really think about it when like in the car, especially, you know, you're doing your job, you're giving everything you have, you have ad relevant. You just don't really pick the words if you, you know, have that kind of moment. So that's tricky. But then in interviews I kind of understand, you.

Know, yeah, what's the fine if they drop It's like hundreds of thousands of dollars and it gets more and more, and I think it's insane, and I imagine the heat of the moment, it would be very easy to lose you cool, But who do you who do you think is going to be the end of the year he's going to have the biggest or the largest amount of finds to pay for their gut about.

I think Max is going to be pretty good from that list, but I think he really really cares about that role. Yeah, and Yuki is known for slipping a few words here and there. But it's also tough because it's not a native language for all of us, and you sometimes the words.

You don't know how bad the meaning actually can be, you know, right.

And finally, there is a lookalike competition happening in Melbourne to find someone who looks the most like you. Have you seen any of the entrants yet? And are you flattered or offended or do you know what you're up against?

I haven't seen yet, but I will and I'll definitely meet the winner, well hopefully, and by be really keen to see how many body doubles I do have in Australia so amazing.

It's kind of weird.

There's a few job sites around with construction people on. It look as spitting image to you.

Let me tell you, yeah, it is kind of weird, but it's fun.

Have you still got the mullet going?

Yeah?

Say yesterday fresh mullet?

Yeah, we're only seeing business at the front on FaceTime, but then his turn side on and there is party at the rear. Let me tell.

You look at that is that is a fresh mullet if ever I've seen one.

Hey mate, we really appreciate you jumping on this morning when it's a busy time of year, but soak it up. At Albert Parker. We we love this time of year in Melbourne. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Thank you. Great to be back in Melbourne and Australian.

From the weekend.

Oh corner Shop and our mate Norman Cook.

Is that fat Boy Slim?

It is?

It's the fat Man, fat Boy Slim and Norman Cook.

Well it's Batman and Bruce Wayne. I know, but that's yeah, same person. Two names the song He's gone Norm.

Why's he gone Normal?

Don't know, but he's on the way to us the eyes coming to Melbourne.

He's playing Revolver. He's playing his fat Boy Slam, not Norman Cook.

I've never been to Revolver. Do you think that's the not? No, I think so.

No, I don't think so. I think you're too old.

He play early doors though, because he's old, he.

Might do that. There's what I think called like Monday Breakfast Club.

Yeah, I've seen them all spilling out of Monday Breakfast Club. It's a scene.

You've seen what I'm going to wear to the race today.

Whatever the races We've got to talk about later.

But first I think you're going to be first.

Melbourne thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you're an a grieved Carlton supporter. I want to hear from you. I want to open the Carlton complaint line, because last night.

I was a proud Richmond supporter.

Here we go, this is what happened at the MCG last night, and.

The Tigers are going to get their first win of the year in front of eighty thousand and nine people.

What a game.

Believa will say. I missed the whole thing because I turned the TV off a quarter time, going Richmond, it's another rebuilding year. Went to sleep.

I did the same. I said, low, I'm going to come in a half time it's all gone shit. And then third quarter I was like, oh, I'm just I'm gonna stay watching a little bit.

I woke up to this morning to a text from my dad saying, give those two boys hell in the morning.

Law.

The Tigers are well.

They were down by forty one points and that was mountain to climb. But Carlton supporters, you've got a feel for them.

You're laughing at the clean.

A little bit because they spend six months of the preseason talking a big game of them in the flas.

And twenty four to ten Carlton supporters.

And then that happened?

How was the call last night? The runners on the poll sits, it's off, It's so, it is shit cable.

Boom.

The most don't believing the line after ball.

Continues to produce magical moments. Listen to the vibes.

Seth's my new faith.

Well he's the one that did the handstand.

Back for We love Seth. We love Seth.

Who's a young guy that was in last week?

That was Tom Brown? He kicked a go he can love good eye on the right on the three quarter times.

He was great.

He's another one of my faiths. Tom and Seth.

Maybe you should watch them.

Well they were hopeless in the first time.

By the way, how what how are you feeling this morning?

What's going on?

Fellas?

Oh?

Daniel's all right, Daniel, how are you feeling?

Ah?

I'm very disappointed.

That was just.

Did you go in? Did you go in feeling positive?

I did?

I did?

And you have to you have to.

But no, heart, they don't play for the badge. They're there for a body paycheck.

Mate, that's ridiculous.

Are you going to microwave your membership already?

No? Okay, Daniel, so speak you're you You're going down to training today and what would you say to.

Them, all of them to get aft, get the ft.

They really stick by their team, the old blue baggers, don't they Anyway?

The good news is there's still twenty two rounds of football to play.

Yeah, round one is you're always a bit wobbly.

Yeah, well not for the targets.

We'll go.

Richmond where might have picked early?

Oh my god, can back your team. I'm excited about it.

The papers. I need chill out one more time this morning. Beautiful sunrise in Melbourne to that what it's golden? You know how I know? I saw it on the Today Show. I can't see out of our tint. Oh yeah, it looks very bid.

It's beautiful today, blue sky, sunshine, incredible and it's not going to be too warm, which is good.

Twenty seven is pretty hot when you're at the albert Park race course. What do you call it? Racetroke air on there right? Yeah, we're very lucky. Yes, well you're very lucky that Clinton. I decided to take you as our sponsored child today.

Because I'm not on the list. No am I your plus one or Clint's plus one?

Clint and I are one. We are one person from you are our plus one, right learning Clints plus one?

Should I show my outfit later? We've got to talk about it.

Why the meltdown yesterday? He gave me his phone and said, buy me an.

Outfit when you talk about that, By the way, because you need you need time to get a new outfit.

I'll show you at seven, Clint, I'll show you at seven thirty after the news.

People are more concerned about that. Outfits for tomorrow because it's going to be thirty six degrees. I was wearing leather boots tomorrow thirty six degrees for the little swimming pools in there, and thought we were doing backstroke in the boots. I'll be sweating.

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Good hord time. Maybe it's more of a red room outfit.

You wear hot pants.

Okay, we'll get to it at seventh thirte.

Are you trying to be a grid girl?

Let's I don't know those anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no no.

They're not allowed.

No, you've got great kids, great kids and different outfits. Are hot pants for the grid, No hot pans for the great kids.

No hot pants for Jason either.

All right, here's the go.

We want to put people on the standby list ahead on the Ultimate Red Room.

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Baby, Oh, what's that catch up with Postmanlone and Jay Roll? Jelly Roll, Mister.

Jelly I've really got a thing for Jelly Roll at the moment. What's thing that voice?

Would you like him serenading you? Have you listened to the smartlest episode I have.

He was in prison for turn that is not to be celebrated, but good on him for turning his life around.

Yes, he was the one that remember us saying, because he did Juvie as well, and he found like juvenile.

From when he was fourteen and he turned his life around.

But he found it hard to write songs in Juvie because they were rubber pencils, so you couldn't use him as a ship.

Rubber pencils like a crayon.

That's great, look like the pencil, bendy and rubber and what.

You've got that?

Right?

No, no, no, that's true. Rubber pencil. I'm gonna look, I'm going to give me six Google.

I think you mean crayon.

I think it's a crayon's he gets a crayon? Anyway, Should we get some cause to give me?

Yes, we are putting some people on the standby list today. Let's go to Margarite good. Oh my god, do you like it? Do you like jelly roll? Do you like post Malone?

Post Malone tattooed on my leg?

Shit kidding?

I love him.

He's my favorite concert.

When you say you've got post Malone tattooed on your leg, is it like written post Malone or is it his face?

I have his whole body?

Wow, I have his whole body. Does he have a head as well or just a body?

Yeah?

So technically I have all of his tattoos on me as well.

Cheek. Well, you're on the standby list.

You've got that. It's that detail that all the tattoos. He's got a tattooed within the tattoo and old body, Oh my god.

And you've seen post in the flesh.

Absolutely, yeah, last time he was here, he was supposed to be on a private jet from like Gold Coast to Melbourne, where his next show was, and there was a problem with it and he ended up on Jetstar in like forty six k.

In the best food court is in.

The In the food court with everyone else got on.

The plane, you would have hit up that.

Mexican No drama, no tantrum any strong?

Which one Montezuma? No no, no, that's like a soul mex or something.

Does that still exists?

Yeah?

In the food court, prison airport a good nothing like an InChI Lada before you fly. Let's go to Ashley. Ash you're on the standby list as well. Oh my god, much drama.

You got any of the artists tattooed on you? Ashley?

I don't.

She's a clean skin.

Guys. Hit up then overplayer app or over FM dot com dot are you to register? Lauren Clint give you the rubber pencil?

Oh it is a rubber pencil.

It's a bendy pencil.

Yes, joke pen don't have them in prison.

They've got them in Juvi. In Juvi.

Rubber pencils in Juvi.

Show off your Bendy's school supplies. This is not what the dish out in prison.

That's what they've got in Juvie can't use it as a shive jelly lips thanks to he spent me Dental Group Everything Dental under one rufe visit e B d G dot com dot Are you Lauren? You've got many skills.

You're too good at this.

Some of my skills we're good enough time, I think I am. I'm too good at it. You're right, I'm too good at reading lips. So maybe next week we'll flip it.

I've done it before Jason's turn. I'll give it a crack next week. All right, But here's the guy Lauren's going to put on noise canceling headphones. You can't have a meeting about Lauren with like a glass meeting.

Me about meaning about anyone. I'm always watching here?

You are? You are? Do you hack into the cameras here or something?

I have much better things to do with.

Okay, here's the guy she's checking on noise canceling headphones. You're going to play music aloud in the what we're going to say? What are you listening to?

Don't call me baby?

Gotcha? She's getting a makeup done for the she is for the Grand Prix to He's going first. There's a paintee here the makeup artist. Can you go a bit heavier on the eyes? Yeah? Maybe cat eyes? Rent, I feel like a cat?

Yeah?

Yeah, okay, is that a deal? All right? Well, you know what? Just do face paint.

What do you guys talk?

Make it like a tiger or something like that, like Mimi from Drew Carey Show. Did we see her on the way to the suntry? Yeah, some sort of like a nice rosy cheek.

All right, heavy on the eye. Here we go.

Alright, I'll go great, I'll go first. That's what she's all we wanted. Okay, so here we go. Lauren. You've been Randy Dandy all week.

Lauren, You've been great all week.

You've been Randy Dandy all week.

Lauren.

You've been Randy Dandy or wake.

Great all week?

Randy perfect, away, Randy, Randy Dandy.

Ready always Randy, Randy, Randy.

Rat roaring Randy, Randy.

Clint did your.

Right in the air, Randy, Randy, Randy.

Randy were incidentally I was Randy.

Times Crappy Carleton cocked it up again.

You're happy after some cold mate.

Crappy Carleton cocked it up again.

I have no idea crappy Carleton, crappy Count Carlton, Count Carlton.

This is Carlton, Carlton, Carlton, Carlton.

Coult captain. After I said, I was so good at this crappy, crappy Carleton Carton.

Yes, what can a puberty take it up again?

Got cocked, got hot, cocked cold.

Cock Just point to a Clinton cocked, a.

Crappy Carltain, cock.

Cocked, take your head, take cocked. They cocked it up again?

Oh I did?

Did you want the charades this week?

Yeah?

The acting for Randy and Cop in particular were very interesting.

That was a true insight.

Lucky we didn't get to the last one, which is I'm hiding a snake in my past.

Let's say hello to our next guest.

Our next guest has played for the Geelong Footy Club since twenty twenty four.

It was a real manner of the hour when they played Port Adelaide and the finals last year had a.

Pass matter as singing chance. This time Sean Maner goals. Please welcome to the show.

Sean matter heyd morning.

Good morning guys, how are we were coming.

In live from downtown Geelong. How is it Crownd there this morning?

It's a bit overcast at the moment, but she'll it will come good. I reckon, it's going to be a nice weekend.

You are a great weekend.

A late night. You watched the footy last night? What a game? Hey?

Yeah, I did tune in. Nothing better than watching round one. So yeah, great game. And yeah Richmond, that's surprising.

But no one was more surprised than me when I went to a better half time, knowing well, it's gonna be another one of those years for Richerald Blues.

No they are.

It's a great flight back from them in the second half, and it's good for the competition and that anyone can beat anyone on any given night.

So it's a great start of the year now.

Sure.

And I've got a big question for you, as someone who would frequent the Geelong road quite a bit, do you do you call into the Corio Bay Roadhouse quite a lot?

I've yet to call into.

Is that the one that's opened twenty four hours? Jaffles, Miss Jaffles?

Any players guilty of popping in a little bit too much?

I wouldn't put it past Jazz. He's wanting to get around that kind of stuff. But I think maybe a Jed bus as well, So well, you have to get into them.

How the Cats feeling going into season twenty twenty five. Obviously at the end of last year, Tom Hawks retired, you've lost some of those senior players.

How the team feeling, Yeah, No, I think we're feeling extremely confident. We've had a great pre season. As if he asks every eighteen teams this time of year, everyone's saying the same thing. But yeah, I think we had a really good year last year, and as you mentioned, we lost a fair bit of experience, but we brought in some good guys in the Jack Martin, Bailey Smith, and then the new guys were recruited. They you know, we've got i think eighteen year old so they're going

Those young kids are so exciting to watch in their faces.

Been a while since we've been to an eighteenth.

They go, We're going to like nieces and nephews eighteen.

I'm going to funerals now I c Yeah.

That's great.

How often does Bailey Smith walk around without his top?

On?

The question should be how often does he wear a shirt?

No?

No, the is exceptional, isn't it?

It is very very good?

Yes, how's he going down there? Haws? He slotted in.

No, seamlessly.

Yeah, he's come in and brought that intensity from the day one. He's been automate training. But then off field as well, you know, getting around the guys at lunchtime or you know, shouting a coffee here and there.

So he's been fantastic.

He shouts the coffees.

Well he's on that much money that yeah, right, he's got all the cash.

He moved into some mega mansion, like he's got lions on the gate up front.

He might have, of course he has.

Just when like whether it's Balley Smith or just anybody joining the club, you know, it's like someone starts here at work, you know, a new workplace.

You go for drinks and stuff. Do you guys do like an activity and induction? Yeah, little induction to his it induction.

Yeah, nothing formal or anything like that, but yeah, I think it's just you know, a Friday night go and have a pub feed or stuff like that, especially in the pre season.

Probably get away with it because you're working pretty hard.

But we're lucky enough to Yeah, you have a team bonding stuff as well. Let's most of the team go to which is nice?

Suan? What's the best pub down in Geelong these days? Because he is just known that there is a pub on every single corner. It's for a competitive market down there. What's the Yeah, Billy still got his, doesn't he? In Newtown?

He does. Billy's got a couple down here again.

So what's the best part.

You remissing me of saying anything, but Billy wouldn't it.

What's the nightclub you go to, Lauren?

Oh, it's been a while there. It needs to be Lamby Lamby's still out, Lamby's.

You probably asked the wrong No, I think Lambies is still a thing. I think the boy's freaking that.

But there was Lamby's and Homehouse. That's what I did.

Seawan's a new dad, I believe.

Congratulations, it's a little waking up earlier.

She's nine months old.

Club for quite some time and also a big weekend hit. It's through your dad's wedding this weekend.

Yeah, Yeah, Dad's wedding tomorrow, so that'll be yeah, really exciting.

But hang on, same same day as game day.

Same day's game is yeah stuff. Yeah, I don't know.

He is a big footy head as well, and he goes and books's wedding on round one, so that.

Was interesting a discount. Yeah.

Unfortunately for me, I won't be playing in the Round one tomorrow, so I'll be able to attend, which is obviously a nice thing.

Right, bitter sweet, Hey, I know you guys have a big game on Easter Monday, but I too, am going to a big football game over Easter, which is Tom Hawkins playing in the River Arena. He's going to play for his country club where he grew up. How do you think you'll go? Do you reckon? He might tea hammie because he's not looking as fit as he was.

No, I reckon he will probably kick fifteen goals. No, he's a machine. But he actually caught up with him two weeks ago. Come to the last Bracky game against Essidon. That was really nice to see him. And No, I think he's looking as good as ever, so he'll think a beg great game to go watch.

He was looking sharp in the TUXI other night he was he did look good.

He did, he did very when he dresses up, doesn't He was too.

Hot though he lasted about ten minutes. He sent me text I've got to go. He was like in a hox where he's got a few extra kegs on him and I reckon he was struggling in that suit.

He's allowed to enjoy retirement, are sure and good luck for the season ahead, mate, and pass our best onto all your teammates.

Appreciate you, guys, thanks so much having.

Me ont I love the Cat.

The Cats and the Doctors go head to head this Saturday. You can see curre your tickets through ticket Master. And we've got a couple of Cats memberships.

Together, a couple of Flexi six memberships there known as thirteen twenty four to ten to score them.

And has just gone past seven thirty.

We're going to check your just god, it's just past seven thirty.

We get what you can say. Four minutes past seventy Yeah, seven thirty four.

I'm nervous because I'm going to show you what I'm wearing today to the Formula one next.

Yeah, Laura, are you wearing a meshicingo or some such.

All your clothes, it's all happening at Albert Park and we have your tickets.

Yes, you want to be there Sunday for the big race. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. The only catch is you have to do your best f one car sound?

Can you change Clint?

Not bad? Guys, not bad? I think Clint would win the ticket. I'm not winning tickets. I can't do it. Come on, you know I can't do it to a crash? No, I can't it sound give me High Tower From's Academy. Every time I do it.

I love twer I like who was the sound of.

He wasn't the sound guy though?

Who was the sound guy?

Michael Winsley is his real name?

What's was his character name? Off the top of my I don't know, Barry Barry. We've got six producers out there. Probably could anyone please help us?

Noises? If you put line? Can you do the car crash?

No, I'm not doing something. I don't soundings because you tease me every time I do them.

You do that great dial tone other day.

I think we should give away these tickets, and then I've got a great idea for a bit later, for some grand great idea that people in Melbourne are going to laugh.

What's his name? What's his name? Where?

Oh this is going? That sounds like he's really Sir.

Jones offer, Sir Jones, That's what it was, Clint. Yeah, just outside the studio. I've got my sh were we doing now?

Okay, what is it? This is what you're going to wear to the Grand Prix as my plus one today. Do not embarrass me.

I'm not on the link.

As I was. I was actually trying to help you out there. Clint. Okay, yeah, you can have you can have him, he's yours.

Let's decide after we bring this.

I'm just gonna r.

Up dressing up like the village people or something.

Hang on, hang on, before we bring it, hang on, hang on.

You need to get a good thing about Formula one. You can you can be yourself. You can wear you want these people in jeans and T shirts and the tops and shorts and runners. There's a lot of walking.

I showed you a top yesterday online. You said, yeah, that looks good, so I went and purchased it.

The only catch was, yes, yes, fruity, it got pineapples on it or something. Fruity musy.

What I didn't realize is it's semi sea through.

Oh oh, it's like a mesh. Is that you're on the option that you've got here. It didn't look that see through on the website. I thought he also looked quite good in it. That model. That's fine, and we might need to we might need to get a spanks for under it a nude bodysuit.

No, you'll see it through the mesh.

Show me the back. It's quite holy in the back.

You have to shave down my back.

Shave down your back. He's definitely your date, Clint.

That's disgusting.

Hello, I'm Jason. I'm here with Lauren and Clint.

No, I'm going to change that place name on the door.

Now, come on, please take me.

You got to go somewhere wearing that. I can't wait to see you in photos wearing that. Remember last time you styled yourself there was an article saying everyone looks great and Joe's.

Throw some glitter on him as well.

Off to Mardi g We.

Are gearing up for the Formula one.

All right, guys, who's your tip? Who wins the Australian Lewis won't win?

Well, my money's on Ricardo.

He's not racing.

You never know.

The good thing about it is a bit of a bit of rain on the Sunday and it's anybody's.

Raised Stephens very good in the wet. But he says the car is not I think it's McLaren one.

It's very sweet, the Formula one, the Louis Vuitton Australian Grand Prix twenty twenty five. It's Melbourne. Expect nothing less than extraordinary.

All right, let's try and give ways some tickets. There are none left. We have what he's left. You can not buy them tickets to the Grand Prix on Sunday. All you've got to do is your best f one noise less from Molgrave.

Get morning, guys.

You's your favorite Yeah, who's your favorite driver?

It's going to be the pasture.

You know we got it back in yes, yes, straight, all right, les, let's see if you can win these tickets.

Good luck, here we go. Oh no, he's got a there's a few things wrong with the car. What happened when it went?

Yeah, you got a flat tire. It was I liked it. That was quite that was different, A lot of enthusiasm different.

It's a great way of describing it. Good morning, Ash, Hey, guys, how are doing? We're good? Hey, it's over to you. This is your moment. All right.

I've even got my hand on my gift.

She's in position, she's ready to go.

Now if I said that, all right, when you're ready?

Oh that was not bad. Came home strong. I liked it, Ash, Leslie, Leslie and Leslie.

Yeah, I'm here, Leslie.

Who would you take if you want these tickets?

My son in law, Mark Williams.

Your son in law, Mark Williams now mother in law. People are like the mother in law. But you that's awesome, Leslie.

Does he get to say in it? Or does he have to go?

No?

He wants to go. Listening to me this morning, he goes go through it.

All right, come on, Leslie, good luck to give Mark Williams a higher.

Okay, okay, I'm going there.

I don't know if you're buzzing or screaming, guys, don't I don't know where to go from here. So there was les Leslie or Ash?

What I think?

I would you think? I like Leslie?

I like Leslie. Well, I also liked Ash.

We're going to make because it was pretty bad.

Guys got to make the call.

Oh, well you decide today?

Done? Yes, you're going, yes, thank you?

How old your daughter lez? Oh my gosh, you are having a daddy daughter day on Sunday at the Grand Prix. How amazing.

Yes, as long as the rain doesn't come, we're going to be happy. I can't control everything.

It's going to rain les for sure. You better put your gum bucks on.

That's what jackets for exactly.

My congratulations. Enjoy.

That's kids and families at the Grand PRI's awesome.

Now listen what we have? One more double?

And I think this is the best idea we've ever had. You know, We've got this new thing that we like to do when people really want something because we have never seen a response like for tickets to a sporting event like the Formula One. So for the last double, let's make him sing for it.

Remember we did this couple of weeks ago and we gave away slushing machine.

The winner of the Ninja slushing Machine is Antia from Caradaw.

I'll take my clush my Margarita, you're crush us for me, all right, Melbourne, start writing a song about the Formula One. Why you want the tickets, So your favorite driver is whatever it is, and shortly we're going to give you another opportunity to link win the last tickets in town to the Formula one Grand Prix on Sunday.

After eight thirty, So you got plenty of time to write. What would you do the grand Prix of karaoke it is?

Could you think of anything?

You've got a firehouse car. I got your tickets to Alert.

Park, not bad, not bad, not bad?

That was on, that was on the runner? What about Patar? But that's not even What were the hands doing?

Puck el elbuck?

Just me.

Club, not mad?

Here's the guy, start out, Let's drive, No no, no.

No, down to alb Baby, I'll take the babe. Don't look at me like that. You didn't even get the tune to a Patar?

Right?

That was my look of What about his hand celebration?

What were you doing when you.

You've dot Donald Trump and the YMC.

You do have a bit of the Donald Trump about your.

Feel like the trumpy Melbourne too much foundation my eyes white?

Hello, Hello, get me a wet white.

Thirteen twenty fourteen is our Now get him a cyber truck. Guys, write that number down and start writing your song. At eight thirty this morning, we'll give you your final chance to sing for your take at Sunovar. Just before the song I mentioned a thirty four year old Essendon woman was arrested, arrested, arrested at a train station here in Melbourne. When police officers searched her, they found a small python hidden down her pants.

So why did you have a python in her pants?

Doesn't stay?

Did she steal the python's smuggling the python?

No?

I think it was just her python and that's where it lived. Though. You know who collected the snake The Department of Energy, Environment and Climate Action. Oh you that is some good work.

Oh yeah, don't you just.

Bring the snake catcher. I go down to real YouTube.

We had pythons in remember I told you we had there's pythons in Byron.

Yeah.

We had a snake order in the roof once and we called the snake guy and he came and said, oh no, don't get rid of them. They keep the ad snakes away.

And I was like, so python keeps like the red belly.

And the round snakes. Apparently apparently how many did you have two big pythons?

No?

Then we found a baby python.

I was like, so they went back into the roof, and you live in the roof.

That's where they live. They would come out to sun bake.

But what does the python do to you?

I think it should strangle you. Yeah, but I don't think know if it can get from the roof in the house. Anyway. On the weekend, I was talking to a friend of mine. If we're doing snake chat.

Yeah, I love snake chat.

I love when they're trying to get him out of the roof and they fall through the plaster. You love that.

But you're a reptile, guy, Clinton and I dog people. You're a reptile. G do you have lizards that live in your house?

The kids have one lizard? Well that's one more than us. You're a reptile.

You bought all them.

I don't want to.

I went to your house once and your wife brought it out and put it on me.

Like Naomi Robson, exactly what does he look like?

What do you mean path?

Actually, when Steve and with a lizard on it, a lizard on her shoulder, what.

Was just like that?

Yes, she was out of town.

I didn't know what to do it. It's little claws were really clipped into my cash. Missweather get it?

Oh, yes, said I don't touch the lizard.

Have a heard of anyway, I was talking to a girlfriend on the weekend who was telling me this horror story. You will flip at these days. You can because dogs see snakes and they chase after them, and so you can actually get these people that train your dogs to not chase snakes, to not bite snakes. Snake will bite back, and they bring a snake yeah, yeah, yeah, And they trained the dog like they would train the dog with. I don't know anything that it can't go near, not

Who's sorry.

My girlfriend was telling me this story on the weekend. So they brought the snake over for the dog to not.

Go near it training run away.

Yeah, And the trainer said, oh, once it's in the house. We can't get it back. No, No, it's probably gone in a roof and we can't search, Like, we can't, we have no idea where. I don't know. Training doesn't a training snake, but in real life snake and the snake trainer just said, well, now it lives in your house. I can't, I can't. I will never be able to phone in.

The Department of Energy, Environment and Climate Action.

They paid money for the dog to be trained snake, and the snake still.

Off and so they've gone back in the house just knowing there's a snake in there.

Yes, no, I would sell the house.

I tort it and do an insurance job. That's it. That's it, We're out that snake.

Just they said, the snake just lives on the property. Now, no, that's what I said.

No, I'm sorry, And he was like, I can't.

I can't get the snake, but I don't know where it is.

The first popped into my mind what I would say, Well, I'm going to write your very bad Google.

Review, shocking Google review.

You always mate those threats and then you go, I reckon, if the snake.

Got released in your house, that's fair enough.

Laptoms outside you've got to go in to get the Google review.

Can you please give us a flash of Naomi's Naomi's.

You're kidding? She announced Ste's death.

She was broadcasting today tonight outside Australiser with a lizard on her shoulder.

I love a race suit or something girl outfit on weekend today. Tell me the truth. Have they asked you to dress up in some kind of team uniform or race car outfit? They've asked me, yes, to change a tire in a uniform if we.

Change your tie? For sure.

They have asked me today if I would change a tie in Pit Lane in a suit that's right, in a what do you call that.

Suit? Yeah, they've asked me my alarm to wake up tomorrow morning. Don't want to miss that.

No, he'll have to do it today when we're supposed to be having a few champagnes with Mercedes.

They have next on weekend today.

Clinkets down and dirty in.

Pitt Lane, plus a woman found with a snake in her pants. We'll be playing What's in mind?

All right?

I love.

Well?

Good morning Melbourne. Here we go every day at eight o'clock. We'll give you a chance to win five thousand dollars.

We had a good feeling today, So.

Do I makes you try the new oscar Piastre burger at grilled one hundred percent Wago high protein loast sugar order.

Now at grilled, they they've got orange buns or orange KaiA.

They got black buns, seeds carrot? Is that carrot.

The carrot seeds?

Oh? Sorry, you mean the seeds on top? Yeah, I don't know about the seeds. But they've got carrot inside the bun.

Oh no, the bun color is black in that papaya orange for McLaren.

Oh yeah, why don't we read out the rest of the menu.

Where's the carrot inside the But like the on the burger, it's not a carrot, but it's got some sort of orange.

The bun is black.

I thought he was saying there was carrot in the He keeps saying in the bun inside.

The show got quite successful, and then it all got blown up over a fight over a burger.

I'm not a huge fan of carrot, but I'll try it. I like carrot, I'll try it in the burger. I thought it was a carrot flavored gun.

Let's go to Are you a fan of carrot. She is exactly.

Well, I'm going to hook you up with one hundred dollars grilled vout. You're just forgetting through, all right, I believe it. You want to roll the dice and go for five hundred this morning?

Is that right? Let's do it?

Five hundred dollars?

Okay? Oh you work at a VEC clinic? Oh don't?

Oh?

Oh have you heard about have you heard what happened to Clint yesterday at the No?

I hold that thought. Hang on, Let's do the question first, because she's focused again.

Emily, here we go. You are about to hear a question. You will hear a three two one. You need to answer in that time for five hundred bucks. You ready?

Good luck? Have a guess if you don't know, but I guessed and I got it right.

What year was Oscar Piastre born three two ninety three?

One?

You have another? Go please?

Because another in his twenties?

One?

We got this?

Well done, well done?

You know what?

It's because we're we're getting older that we think twenty three year olds were born in nineteen ninety four?

What did she say?

We are asked gen Z before, who's the same age? What year was the y two k for five thousand dollars and she said, is that Carne West? Kanye West?

I don't get it?

Why two km away?

Enjoy the money, have a great weekend.

Just quickly, Emily, What do you do at the vet clinic?

I'm a receipt? Okay, they're crying.

Yes, today charges our credit card.

What happened with pet is pepper?

Ro Pep had to go to the dog dentist.

He went under for three and a half hours and he had thirteen teeth taken out thirty?

He must know we have one thirty.

Out out out?

He's a gummy dog. Does he have to have soup for life?

Now?

Oh my goodness?

Thirteen?

Let me take the dogs. I can't afford to live anymore.

Lived? How many seats of dogs wege hang on place? I not want? The beagles have?

Well?

I havesual?

Is it unusual to have so many extractions?

Do you think teeth to unusual? And not unusual? That is unbelievable? How many did you think we're getting removed? A half dozen?

How bad's hat? Thirteen? I took my dog to the vet the other day because he had bad breath. Yeah, and one of my friends said, oh, he's got bad breath because he's teeth rotten. And I was like, oh, Ted, Ted's mouths tiny. I don't even think he's got thirteen teenth And I took him to the and they said he has the most immaculate teeth on a ten year old sausage. So the reason his breath smells like this must be that he's eating his own poop.

Oh.

I was like, I would have preferred the thirteen teeth to come out.

So you don't use the UPTI white on them.

She don't get a little, she said, get a little tooth, finger, toothbrush. And all the time, what are you feeding your dog though? Candy and lollies and.

Sugar whatever it is, it's going to be blended now.

Yeah, pooh must be good for your tea thirteen thirteen. How sad was he when he came home? He so set he can't eat He can't eat dog biscuits anymore.

No, it is Jason Lauren Clint here as well. And guys, we're hitting the Albert Park.

We're going out today. I'm very excited. But of course the main event is on Sunday and one of the favorites is our Melbourne boy, Oscar Piastre. His beautiful mum, Nicole, is a friend of the show and she joins us this morning. Good morning, Good morning, guys.

Are you nervous? How are we feeling a bit of a mix.

Of nervous nerves excitement? Yeah, yeah, bit of a mix.

It must be exciting though, having the Formula one in Melbourne. Oscar is a Melbourne boy. It must be nice being on a home track and you've got all your family around and your friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it is. It's a very different feel going to the race that's a home race.

How many people ask you for tickets, Nicole?

About twenty thousand.

Yeah. When you when you get to spend time with your boy, you would witness fans coming up and greeting him, and sometimes I'm sure they can say some random things.

Are you?

Are you aware of what our own Lauren Phillips shouted out to your son on a road here in Melbourne earlier in the week.

Yeah, you know I am, because.

I was in the car.

I listened to you guys in oh okay, thank you, we've got one, and.

I was in the car.

This is funny. I was in the car with Oscar's girlfriend Lily.

Yep, when Lauren was telling this story, so Lily was in the and Lily was in the car with Lauren when she saw Oscar.

Right oh, and so Lily's like, wait is that She's like, yeah, I was there when it happened.

Said that Lily and Oscar were in the car and I pulled up next to them at the traffic lights. I've never met Oscar, but in a moment of confidence where I got way to him here, I wound the window down.

And what did you shout, Lauren?

I liked your burger at.

Grill And I know your mom it was Did she say it was as I felt?

No, No, no she didn't.

You know.

What's what's unfortunate for you, Lauren, is Oscar's awkward at the best of times. So I could have done that to him, and the look he would have given me, if I was sitting in the car beside him, would have been just as awkward as.

The look he gave you.

So he was very friendly. He was very friendly, but I could tell when I first went down the window he was like, Oh, no, who's this?

He got this, you know, he's got this.

Air of this, this kind of apprehension when anyone now approaches him because he's not sure what he's getting.

So this must be a heavy duty week for him being his home grand prix. Like how much stuff does he need to go to and and how does he I mean, does he like it? Because it's all you know, F one is about driving a car, but it's also about marketability and you know, being part of the brand.

Yeah.

I mean I think he's naturally an introvert, so that's a little bit challenging.

But that's also quiet. That's what makes him so lovable, I reckon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty quiet. I think that the home crowd.

He loves coming home, and he loves the home crowd, so I think he quite you know, I think he really enjoys getting in amongst it, and probably more enjoys being around the fans rather than the corporate stuff.

Yeah, but the whole of the me like you've got the whole country on his side. Seriously, I've never seen so many McLaren fans in my life.

Do you get much time with him while he's here, Like does he come home for a little home cooked meal or anything?

He does?

But it's really like he was around on Sunday. But I think he was told just to get out of the hotel and stay awake, so he chose to come to our place.

I saw let him go.

You know you Sawry.

I think you Sawry Monday or Monday.

Sorry, it was it's a long weekend. It felt like a Sunday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, it was a public holiday. He does put in a request. He's got this.

I'm not.

I'm not very good cook, but he does like my Yeah, go to grid. He liked my pastor and.

And he likes more than sweet things like yes I can bake, so gone to us.

Yeah, stop it un dumpling now, Nicole, your mum also oscars Nan. We all went to the Grand Prix. Grandma, grandma, we all went to the Grand Prix together last year and she was she bakes rumble or makes rumbles and takes down to the McLaren tine. Will yeah, yeah, will she do that again this year? Drop it down for them all.

She's got hundreds of them, so this morning we'll drop them in when we get to the track.

Hang on, hang on, can't be getting the team lick it up.

No, they're not rumbles that well, they're they're rumbles without the rum.

But we can't really call him brown just brown balls.

We can't.

We love you, boy, and I know he is very skilled behind the wheel, but surely he must suck at something.

Where anything is not good at.

Yeah, he's really bad at cooking eggs.

So you know what's funny is when he was when he got locked down with us and his sisters, his three sisters taught him how to to.

Cook eggs, and they're really, really good at it.

And then he went back when he went back overseas with his team Prema that he was driving with, they did like a team challenge with cooking Giggs, and they filmed it and they put it on YouTube and they were sitting there screaming at the screen because everything they told him not.

To do, he put it in the crack or in the in the front everything.

Give him an egg and he will annihilate it.

Can he cook anything else?

Yeah he can.

He can.

He can cook his he does like cooking, and he can cook some good things. But eggs.

He's no breakfast chef. He's no egg chef.

Well, look, you are going to be proud as punch watching him this weekend. No doubt, and hopefully we will see you trackside.

And the whole of Melbourne I think are right behind us. And we love a homegrown hero, so good luck. I hope it's the same day weekend as well as a fast weekend, because I thank you as stressful as a parent watching his sun fight around at those.

Speeds, especially with the rain. Yes, no rain for Sunday.

And if anyone needs any ticket, Nicole's your girl.

Hit me up.

Yeah, do you regret that?

Thank you so much for jumping on the cold.

Pr I'm so publicly. No tickets, I have no.

It dropped out. We just turned tickets.

Yeah, we'll see you out. Thank good last.

Nicole pias Street joining us on the air this morning.

Oscar's beautiful mom. They're a gorgeous family. He's got three sisters and a beautiful mom. They're a lovely, lovely family.

About it, Grandma who can cook? Been nursing a bit of a sore back recently. He's get a little bit of treatment.

What are you doing?

Are you doing cupping?

I haven't tried cup Does it work? You told me accupuncture?

Puncture? Did you go to my lady?

I'm going to your lady next week.

Who's your lady?

Her name's Jen, Jen, a lady.

For every much, doesn't she?

Yeah?

I do, you love Jen? But they do a bit of everything. And then I've got a very good another guy who could come to the house. And it's also a mass Yeah, he's an osteo.

So I usually go to the Ostia. I couldn't get in yesterday, so I went to do a shopping center version the curtain. So I was trying to decide because it's sort of lower back. It's hard to do in the chair, you know, the chair the chairs neck and shoulders, neck and shoulders only, so that's.

On the bed.

Question question is this in the viewing public or behind? So I was in the curtain?

Oh yeah, you can't be.

You can't be, because I had.

To dog back out in Westfield.

In some west Fields, i'm cruising long. People are getting their bloody eyebrows done because you know.

It's called threading. Was fine, but.

I'm on the way to donut King. I don't need to see that. Well, they tucked it.

Tuck the you're in your jocks, tuck the towel.

And in the middle of west Field you can't lower back.

You know, it's it's almost crack.

He cracks out for it's not a crazy feeling when they tuk the town. I know, it's quite straight. It's like we're going to go.

It's forty five.

If you need the glutes done well, exactly got the elbow ring.

Oh yeah.

So this is where I ran into some issues, is that my massage therapist was a bit a bit firm.

Too strong, too strong.

Well, I did a few times.

I was sort of wincing a bit.

Just lay off the pressure a bit, just just back off.

A little bit. I don't hang on. Were you doing the sounds or did you politely?

So a few times I was like, oh that's good.

I love that bad.

I probably think you're enjoying it. And then there was one time when he was sort of in the elbow was in the hip region because.

He was trying to relax or release the hip top of the glue. But I went, hey, sorry, just can you just back.

Off a little bit, and.

He cracked the sads just the way you said that. Then he cracked the sads and he subbed in. He subbed in something it was like twenty stared up.

He left.

I looked up at the little clock was one second.

In fact, they got under twenty one minutes. Did he tell you he was?

He just cracked the sh so I have a female version?

Do you do it like they do the casino? And they change and he does the time for.

A dealer change.

And then a woman came in and she was light to the feather?

Was she good?

Was bare? Where were you forty minutes ago?

I'm not sure? Saying can you just back off? What you should have said?

Could you? I said, can you just back it off?

A little bit.

Lighter on the pressure? Could you back off? Maybe he thought that you were like, get your hands.

He disappeared.

Were you trying to back off? He disappeared? He did what you asked? I don't know what's it? What's it?

Well?

I was going to say, my friend Dale, you know the cheese. We used to live together and he used to go to this massage, blased on, travel straight all the time. There was only one one guy.

He wants is it a flashing? The old flashing is not an indo.

There was one message he loved, and that was if he wasn't available, cheese and didn't want to go in there? Yeah, because he was so good and so going, and one day he said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can squeeze you in. So Dale's lying on the bed and then he notices, like ten minutes later, like there's one hand and then another hand it comes and his eyes are open, and all of a sudden, there's different little feet walking in.

For four hands.

Yeah no, the guy had obviously booked two people and was trying to trick him into thinking he was doing it. So a woman came in and they just like swapped hands, and then he opened his eyes and saw these little feet. A second, they're not old mate.

Know he's booked old mate for the hour?

Yeah, no, he had ten minutes and then I think he was going to swap back in and out.

Again because you've got a favorite you know what hands?

Yeah, the right hand?

Sorry what sorry? No, you know your hands? You mean you know there hed thet Yeah yeah, the touch. Do you want to give you a little mas Susa shout out this morning?

Which one was better? The first hands or the second?

Who's touched? Did you like that?

How you let me close my eyes again?

What was the name of the place you went to? Are you sure you're had.

A palm tree in the logo and relief in the time.

They have a flashing sign out the front.

Take me to the.

One and one and one head that fuck and nice work.

All right, that's what we're asking you to do, Melbourne. Sing for your tickets. There are no tickets left for the Formula one Grand Prix on Sunday. They are completely sold out. We've been giving them away and we have one double pass left. We're making you sing for it. Write a song me too, Yeah, I think we should do it more so successful. I hated it at the start when we came up with the idea.

You were sad.

Singing funny halfway through it?

Can you not make me sound so trumpy? He turned his.

Brown upside down though. Now it's his favorite.

All right, Melbourne, I'm laughing for that tickets?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all right? Are we getting straight into it?

Let's go, let's not knock around.

Leslie and Churnside Park. Are you ready?

I am, Leslie. I can sing for your tickets the.

Aussie Graham Prix. I'm going to sweat my butt up at the Aussie Graham Prix. I'm going to dig into a grill burger the Oscar Passy. I'm going to pop the bubbles at the Aussie Graham Prix. The Aussie Graham Prix.

Not bad leslie, well, don not bad.

Let's go to Geelong. Tony, you're ready, I sure, I am. Sing for your tickets.

Go for a girlfriend, Okay, Chase, Lauren have the ticket Sunday Sunday and I'll be watching f one Please Oscar Liam to see cute no avail and my friends on overhead some I'm available. I've been trying to call thirteen twenty four ten to show to my cardoises what you guys think you got the tickets to me. I love you forever, so please please please.

A no past pretty good. I mean a lot of creativity there. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of round.

I think the phone line let it let it down a bit. Couldn't understand part of it.

It was the pine line. It was step from the issue. Yeah, Lynnette, how are you?

I'm well?

Thank you and you.

Guys to see your song.

This is your moment, Deshaun, come on Lynnette for your tickets.

Go for it.

There's a little my name Paiger. He wants to go to the grum Pries. So I'm asking you a favor, please, make his.

Dream come true.

There's nothing there never can't do.

I would tell you, are you singing? Linnette?

Well?

I did singing growing up?

Yes he did?

Yeah?

I did?

Are you a stage boll? She had a rocker step.

All right?

Thirty twenty four ten?

You reckne? Lynette's the front runner.

I liked. We're gonna give you one more chance. That ain't twenty four sing fear tickets Melbourne. We're gonna offload a double, the final double.

Next take me to the and one head that buck and one head dry and one head.

O that fuck? Third ain't twenty four? Ten is our number? Sing for a ticket? That's right?

What song have you come up with? Some people make up their own songs. Some people sing it to a famous song. I like it to a famous Do you what about the woman that sunk called through last time and sung Clinty Baby.

Baby?

That was that was strong? That got me going? Do you bring it back?

No?

Didn't she win?

Did she win?

I think she won the want anyway? These are the last tickets in town to the Australian Formula one Grand Prix on Sunday. And Susan from Hampton wants to go suits. Hello Susan. You ready to sing for your tickets?

I will point out old ladies trying to win.

We got someone called Adrian on hold, we don't.

Know Dante, Susan. Go for it.

Oh, I just need one ticket right by the track or be off for started.

Flying fast, Lewis in the zone.

She was on fire land us and fuss so high.

Please please let.

Me it this secret.

Don't make me regret.

I need to feel the speak.

Please please before.

It well she's.

She's still going. Please please, I'm begging you.

Ask you what did she say?

One of the cars called on fire in that.

Still going should say? Please?

Good on your suits.

Done, Susan, A very tight race, So these tickets, Danielle, Good morning, Good morning, Danielle. Have you been inspired by a famous song.

That we know?

Yes, okay you read I think you regret not having it for your life song?

Because it all right?

Go for it?

The rated Billie turned me on on. I love to hear their engines. But there's only one more pass. Please let me watch the first cause.

What song? Very cat know?

What song?

Oh caigo cruise could read it like a book.

You Susan still sing?

When that let my goal of the Susan.

I'm just gonna check on Susan's still Yeah, now you finished, just finished, just finished the song with listening the whole paching your breath.

Adrian first, first bloke.

Let's go alrighty, I'm going with a bit of sport girls here.

Yeah, all right.

If you want to be my driver, you gotta beat Hambleton's been around forever, but I prefer Claire.

Ricardo.

Now it's p s three hoping for a podium. Come on, make kiss a driver. You gotta you gotta, you gotta you gotta, you gotta drive.

Drive.

We're still still going.

Then the pedal down started all around it down there across that.

Yeahs Adrian, have we got time for one more?

We do?

We do?

Dante? That's going to be hard to beat. Hey, guys, here you going, good luck Dante?

This is it?

Thank you Gay.

We all agree that's the one to beat.

Right, Yeah? Was that Adriana and Wheelers Hill is in pole position? Can you knock him off?

My one is just a freestyle, no spice, gills or anything like that.

So here we go.

Okay, I like it.

Oh for me, love one, I love you so much. My name is Dante.

Never before. I really want to go.

Much moment.

Tree how.

I loved the freestyle Dante. Random applause for Dante.

I think a lot of focus on the free Yeah, no, Dante, you did really well.

I love Dante. Yeah that was beautiful.

Do we all I think there's don't I? Do we all agree?

Or do you disagree?

I did like Dante.

I liked Dante too.

Come on, I do like Adrian.

More there, Adrian, Adrian, if you sing it again, you can have the tickets. Come on, Adrian. One more worl Here we go.

Al you guys ready ready? If you want to be in my driver, you gotta beat Hamilt. I've been around forever, but I prefer the Crricado now A pre hoping for he Padion. Come on, make.

You are going to the.

The Spice girls.

Well done, and you want to be in my driver.

Let's leave it to him, I think he just quickly before we get out of here, look shout out. We're losing a team member today. Here at Nover we are of the station. We are Marina.

She round.

This lady runs the station. She's like the head warden, and she looked after us.

She's staying with the business, staying with the.

Business, but she's moving out of Melbourne and we just wanted to say thank you and all the best.

Yes, we love after this big time.

She is like you know what, she's a doer. She just gets stuff.

She's our little booth thing.

We love your hair.

She can you come in and say, yeah, this is our little booth thing. This is Marina who beautiful Marina Marenna being dragged on the air.

We just want to say we love you. We're going to miss seeing your smiling face every day.

So it's been so good to us.

It's made us so welcome here. We adore you.

So we're going to miss you very much. Thank you. I'm not leaving the company.

No, we said that. We did point that out. We're not fully leaving you.

Although I did so.

You're going to miss us too.

I'm going to miss you very much.

I'm planning O B from the Central Coast.

Oh, I'm coming. Do we have to bring the boys? Can I just come?

Let's lea and we get three cap charges? Should we walk? Let's walk out of the building.

Have you packed up all your belongings in a box? You take the pass offer in all seriousness. Companies and officers like this don't operate with legends like you in charge without legends like you in charge. So thank you for everything. We're going to missing you every day here. Thank you, good luck. She also I kind of hate you that you're going to live on the beach, beautiful place.

We love you, Marina.

Thanks Marina, just like can I please crawling out flowers for you as well? I've got the flowers. I've ordered the flowers from Clinton. I as always, don't worry, has got my back.

Smallsy is live from Melbourne this morning.

Did you and Jays send flowers to Marina as well?

Organized they know I've got them already done.

They just from you, though, because my favorite.

Thing when they have been just for me. I will have to put another name on that when there's.

A birthday or something in the office. I love sending gifts just from Clinton and then make him that person.

Ask it is the most awkward thing.

Yes, favorite thing. How is it down there at the F one Live site?

Oh my god? You know the sun is shining Melbourne. She's really turning it on for for the for the racetrack today, the cars going out for the first time. If you don't have tickets. Well that's okay, because I've got free tickets to give away. Yeah, you have to come see us. You have to come down to the fan the Melbourne Fan Festival.

It's free entry. Come down here, will give tickets away this morning.

Now, smallsy you are a proud Sydney cider.

Oh yeah, how I am? Good?

Is Melbourne right now?

Oh?

She is almost just saying. This is a second ago.

She's turning it on.

It is.

It is this unseasonably like good weather.

But it's always sunny and beautiful in Melbourne.

Because every time I've been here over the last couple of weeks like this, the rain that everyone used to talk about is nowhere to be seen.

Spectacic. People say you marry Melbourne, you have a fling with Sydney.

Yeah, okay, Well I always said Sydney is all substance. It is all style and no substance. She has no culture.

Out of the Grand Prix Ei, there's all kinds of styles out.

Speaking of style, I have to let everyone in on this because I've never seen this happen. I've been sitting here watching you guys, obviously from the live site. Lauren, your hair like I have a spectacular but there has been someone working on that for the last forty five minutes.

A little peak behind the curtain. Well, Renee got here at six forty five.

It's now.

Through just because I also have to say because like a little peak behind the curtain, she knows when you talk to step out of shots, so that any videos that get made of you guys on the edge, she's not doing your hair.

Yeah, to pay her more.

We had a situation last week where we were talking about a very serious topic, the cyclone in Queensland, and the video cut to me the head full of hair rollers.

You look like you're in something about Mary. The hair was straight up smallsy. Have fun down in Melbourne Park this morning, brother, Thank you very much.

Guys get down there if you want.

To win tickets.

Thank you for me.

Hey, that is it we are.

Because look at those blue skies. Let's get out there. Happy Grand Prix weekend to all those who celebrate, enjoy all those people that we go tee. We gave away a lot of tickets.

We didn't say hello. If you see it's out at the track where.

Don't say to Jace today, can't miss he's wearing a mesh. Just don't say hello, just take a photo and post we're in mesh a mesh top.

Okay, it looks different than I looked on the website.

He's trying to be a good guy.

It's very it's very air rated.

Well, maybe that will be good for you because you overheat.

Imagine if you get sunburn, you'll get all this.

Have you got sunscreen on?

I think it should sound the country red website. This has holes in it this night.

You should say this is for hot people, like sexy hot, not hot hot as so good for temperature hot people.

Men's wear, women's wear hot people shoes.

Dad, but that wouldn't come in dad.

Hope, there's no nip slip today. I poked through the hole.

It's so hot. You wear a silly little hat every single day. Today's twenty seven degrees and sunny, and you're going to the Grand Prix with no hat on. So did you pull out the portable hair straightener this morning?

Yeah?

I did?

I charge it last night.

Have you got it here to give it a little a little straightened before we go?

It's not cards no reason exactly, I'm taking with me.

You are not taking your hair straight now with you.

Have you got room in your handbag?

Absolutely not And he's mesh top with his hair straight.

We will see you Monday.

Bye.

Thank you, Lauren.

Feeling good. No, one hundred, sir, Lauren.

Only them on socials, yeah,