Vecna Month Begins!

So of the main cast, who do you prefer the most? Um Should we do like a tier list? Yeah. I love tier lists. S tier. Um the curly hair one. Dustin. Dusty. Yeah. Dusty's S tier. Um and the rest are all like C. Really? Even Mike? Wazowski? Yeah, what do you give Mike Wazowski? He gets an ass. Who's Mike? You know, in Stranger Things. Lucas? Lucas I know Lucas. How'd you know Lucas but not Mike? Cause Lucas does backflips now. Cause he's gonna be Mars Morales. Is he? Yeah. I thought he was goat.

Is he goat? He's goat. In goat. Yeah. Your hype the goat. That's gonna be funny maybe. Hey, I'm the goat. Yeah, it looks pretty cool. BY am I never casting anything? You are, you're on the cast right now. No, I'm never casted. You're kinda being casted right now. This is your last chance, by the way. For a Stranger Things Biopic. We're just feeling the season the Vecna The Vecna rises.

Now's not the time for Vecna That comes later. Um Good afternoon, morning, evening, or Vecna, everybody. This is Brocast Season seven, episode three I'm Vekner, joined by Vekner. Vekner and Bane. I'm Vecner. Now's not the time for Vekner. That comes later. Yeah, um this is like a super organic kind of thing that's just like appeared. Um You know, we wanted You melee adopted the upside down. I was born in it. Yeah. I just kind of wanted a way to it's a stranger thing sandoff kind of moment.

Yeah. Yeah. You know? Chinese Vacna. I'm just saying. Like like from that moment on is the the month. Oh, like instead of Chinese New Year, Chinese Vecna. Yeah, Chinese New Vecna. I was picturing like Vecna if he was Chinese. Yeah. What what um what is the animal of the Chinese New Year? Oh it's uh Vecna this year. I mean yeah. Yeah. I mean how where do you even go from there? Um I don't know, you could go over to Patreon.

The patrons over at the Patreon. Yeah. The make the show an audio version possible. That raw unveiled MP3 over on Patreon ad free. as well. But that's not all. You get your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month. Nice and humiliating. Yep. Um lots of Vacners. Yeah, get some Vagners in there for God's sake. Need some more V's. I want V to be poppin'. Um, but that also is not all. Jafter Hours is the supplementary show. Um last week we did I found the worst video ever.

Yeah, it was the worst video ever. Wagner's in it. Wagner is in it, yeah. Wagner's in everything. Um you can check that out as well as some other crazy videos like the Jeff the Jeff Jeff the Killer reading, the Donkey Kong Country Show reaction, the TikTok likes video, the Neo Ro Robot Redacted's goodbye. There's a whole growing playlist over there you can check out and enjoy.

And last but not least, the Jam Media Group Chat, which is a group chat. We can leave suggestions like we do in housekeeping, which I just wanted to ask if um Vecna's chance was mentioned. In that bit. It's funny you do th say that'cause maybe we're not doing Vacner's chance specifically, but we are doing um gummy reviews with Vacner. Gummy reviews with Yeah, the gummy guys feet Vecner.

Yeah, for the special Stranger Things themed gummies. Yeah. Um And there might be a sneaky review of the Stranger Wings from KFCs. KFC Stranger Wings Combine. They're just the wings, but they just like pour r red blood. The chicken blood on it. Yeah. Um Can we review those now actually? They were okay. Yeah, I wouldn't get them again. Too sticky Just like yeah.

It gets it just sticks to your fingers for the next month. Yeah. But you do get that Stranger Wings little succulent taste. Yeah, I mean the flavour makes your face go like Vecna style. Yeah, yeah. It's that Vecna skincare routine type. What, do nothing? Get sent to other dimension and peel. Peel? Yeah, like skin peel. Not like Jordan.

Jordan Peterson? What's he got to do with this conversation? That would be a good conversation though. Vackner and Jordan Peterson. Yeah. Do you believe Vachner's real Jordan? Well what do you mean by Vecner? Yeah, I've played D D Is Vecner a DD thing? Yeah. Everything in stranger things is Like Mind Flare and Chocolate ingredients. coco powder,sugar,milk Right, you done with the Vecna stuff? Are you done with that ridiculous joke that was never funny to begin with?

You have more to add on Vacner D No no, you can carry on. I'll just keep I'll just keep riffing. You know what it's like out here.

Um, but this was actually a comment that was on the aforementioned draft jars about the the worst video in the world. Okay. From SKJ Kara. who I thought summed this up quite nicely. AI tools are empowering people who really should not be empowered. Ten years ago these apathetic terminally online ghouls would have just had to stick to commenting something very stupid every now and again.

Now they can make nonsensical five minute memo homages featuring all the worst parts of humanity and zero nuance. This is what you get when people who aren't thoughtful enough to be motivated to learn a skill for their creative endeavors get a chance to make something regardless. Creation should always require sacrifice. So the creator has to think long and hard about what they want to create and what the thing they're creating really means. And what the thing they're creating really means.

Yeah, but then you wouldn't get Charlie and Vecner hanging up. And Dokes. And Dokes and Drake and So I know which world I prefer, you know. Reference world, member world. Yeah, member world. I remember I remember all of it. Other Vecna and Tuntent and Sohor did pull rope against each other, but Tuntum was too strong. He killed Drake. Triple T killed Drake. And Freddie Fazbear. Um well uh not everyone is on board with Vecner as I am, are you? Uh where are you? I'm floating around.

Floating around between what kind of on a ten point scale? So if ten is is um Like more than a yes is ten. No So ten is the upside down, zero is like The real world. Okay. I'd go like Like six. I've just taken my first step into the the upside down. So you're somewhat I'm intrigued. You see the potential well. Yeah.

If you actually do the Vecna month bit, I will unsub from the Patreon. Stranger Things has ruined the names Demagorg and Mindflayer and Vecna in the modern zeitgeist. And as an avid DD fan, this really pisses me off. I can't say any of those names in a conversation without about D D without some normie thinking I like their shit. Why don't you like Stranger Things?

Yeah, what the fuck? Weirdo alert Well about that's a weird thing to say on Vecna month of all months. Yeah. You couldn't have waited for that to be like over. Yeah, that's like um that's like that's rude. That's like being racist in Black History Month. Yeah. That's the only month where it's banned. Yeah. Normally. But you can do it the rest of the time, just not then.

Um but conversely, Carti Lover eighty four said not a question, but I have a petite anecdote. Little petite means small in front. I thought it meant Vecna's love. I've got nothing to confirm. You just look like you had something on the tip of your tongue. No, no. Not me. I've been really badly sick the past few days after coming back to uni.

But the dogging Wiltshire Vecner had me laughing so hard one of my flatmates came in to make sure I wasn't having hysterics. In other words, keep up the good work, necklings, and hurry up with that Vecna month. But seriously, thanks so much. This episode is easily the highlight of my week. When I got a whole month. Yeah, buckle up. Buckle up, um I'm ready to get uh knacked by Vac. Necked by Vec. Yeah. That's quite cool. Vecna's gonna neck ya.

Do people like that? What people want that? To be knacked. By Vec. Yeah. Hm maybe just this month specially. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if I do and like me reading this one. Why? Do you want me to read it instead? Yeah. I think that's a good idea. Which one? Just this one though. From Nova. Yeah. Okay. DJ Nohage says, Are Jim and Alex hyped for the DCU Batman movie? I don't want to pop your James Gunn copium bubble, but he's hired the director of The Flash, and it welcomed to Dairy.

Oh, it welcome to Dairy. I is that the T V show? Yeah. As well as the writer of The Flash, Bumblebee and Birds of Prey. I think this universe is officially cooked now, even if you did like Superman. Yeah, that's pissed Vecnar off for sure. No wonder he wouldn't let me read it. Oh Vecnar, what are you doing with DCU Batman? I dunno. I I I guess like I'm just hoping for a Superman trilogy and that's probably the best I can hope for.

Yeah, I'm um I didn't even know is this like being made r for real or is this just like a loose pen penned in thing at the moment? Are they really moving forward on this shit? I don't know. It is very confusing for audiences. Weird choices though, if that is it. Yeah, very strange. Cause uh Batman's like Pretty important. To to the DCU. But they've also got the uh Robert Pattinson shit going on. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So Yeah, I dunno. We'll see if it's actually real.

Yeah. Especially if WB winds up getting sold and stuff, maybe it'll just disappear. Yeah, who knows? And uh Mr. Blue Pumpkin need RE9 says question for Jim. Should I play Dying Like 2 if I bounced off it? I played it during twenty twenty two and despite some much needed patches I still didn't like it very much save for the parkour.

However I've been playing The Beast and having an absolute blast to the point where I might do another run and experiment with the new night zombie variant that is always tracking you. I'm also w I'm also wondering if Jim is interested in playing that mode. Sorry if this question is weird, I just woke up. I haven't heard of that mode. That's that sounds fun. That sounds cool. I love um I love

The survivor aspect of those games. Um what did you finish the beast? No, I still haven't finished it because my PC's been in the shop. Um I I thought like the gameplay and stuff of Dying Light 2 was good enough to warrant me like finishing it, you know? I was playing through it to Enjoy the moment to moment gameplay f n for nothing else. If you bounce off it then

I wouldn't like put much effort into getting like into it. It's not like you're gonna get a big payoff. Is that the one they randomly got really ambitious on? Yeah, they got like a writer from New Vegas. Oh yeah. In on it. Um yeah, and I told you he got like accused of There were like allegations or something. Which turned out to be like false, but

Apparently it was like fucked before then anyway. Um Right. It was just terribly mismanaged. And uh like uh it's a good game, but The beast is better. The beast? Thing like the beast. You know, like a beast from the upside down. Oh, like some sort of Vecna. Nah. Oh you mean more like a demigorgon? Yeah, like a demi dog, I was thinking. Oh I don't know. The nomenclature is the the n most people call them demos nowadays. You say Vecna's demos. Not like a like a mixtape.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, I'm in the eighties underworld. Radio They should have done like a nineties one. Yeah. Vacnum with like shorts on. Yeah. Vecner meets the fresh prince. Yeah. I'm gonna get you fresh prince. Vecner without a care in the world. Ah, times are good for Vekner in the nineties. And then the housing market crash in two thousand and eight tore him down. Even um even the upside down couldn't avoid the the housing crash. Feckner's mortgage was uh way OTT.

Subprime? The top. No, Vekner was selling mortgages in 2001. He was a mortgage broker. Yeah.

Did I tell you I was watching that like awful show, the Realtor Show? No. There's like the I just wanted like an hour to go and wanted something that I didn't have to use a single brain cell to compute. So I went on Netflix and saw um it's called like Selling London or some shit. It's like estate agents in London that's selling houses, like one percent houses to the one percent.

So it's like castles that are worth like twenty million pounds and they're like they have ballrooms and fifty eight bedrooms and shit. Um And all these estate agents that are like Eastern European. Going like arguing with each other about like, no, I want the sale. I deserve the sale. Cause like when they their cut of it is like four hundred grand if they sell like a house. Yeah, and they were like this word always gets taken out, so sorry on YouTube, but they are cunts. Mmm, you know.

You know, Vecna needs to go in there and sort some shit out, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn that place upside down. Yeah, and why did I mention that even? The because um Vecner was a mortgage broker and the housing crash fucked his fucked his life up, really. Like he did have a rough time mentally after that. Yeah. He was he You gotta be fair. He was depressed for a bit.

When Vecna sells one too many subprime m mortgages. I'd be sad if I was him. So cut him some slack. Cut him some Vecna slack. Cut him some Vecno, like he's got tentacles. Yeah. You know? Cut him a tentacle. Hive mind. Have you ever eaten octopus? Yeah. Minga. Minga? Minging. It's horrible. Octopus is horrible. It can be good. No, it can't. You shouldn't eat aliens. There's a lot of things you shouldn't eat that I like to eat. Like what? Um They're not aliens.

What on Apart from the crisps. No, you're telling me like luncheon meat isn't made out of aliens. Everything is at the end of it. Octopus protein. It's all octopus. Octopus in a lab. Do octopus have muscles? They're very proteiny, aren't they? How do they move? They just kind of spasm. And they can like fit through anything.

Set traps, tricks. Maybe they are aliens. Of course they're aliens. They just crash landed and like they're just living on this hell whole like everything's trying to kill me but need me. Yeah. Poor guys. Pot octopis. Apparently that's not the plural for octopus. Octopuses. Yeah, I don't like that. Oder do I? There's a flock of pussies. They do flock together. You know what they say? Pussies together, flock. In the ocean. Pussies together flock in the ocean. Um re-rill re-ruild. No rebuilds.

The twenty sixteen phenomena, perhaps. I remember while we were there, we all thought it was the worst year ever.

You know? I hated twenty sixteen. Obviously twenty twenty five was utter turmoil. Um but everyone is posting twenty sixteen memories on social media as worst day in twenty sixteen, etc. It was a decade ago now. Consensus online is that twenty sixteen was peak golden age.

Do you think it was the last year before the descent? Nostalgia, simply aging? I feel like damn, maybe we all thought twenty sixteen sucked because online, because of the apocalypse and internet scene, etc. Plus Trump But I guess most people might have had a good time. Redacted. I think if if you were alive before the housing crash, then you saw the world go from like like bright and happy to hopeful. Yeah. Like even

Sorry to bring him up again, but even Vecna couldn't like. No, you're allowed to bring him up as much as you want during this month. Yes. Thank you. No. No. It's impossible. Feckner's too popular. He's too well known. I think no, I think there really is something to that year, for sure. Sixteen? Yeah. I think it was a fucked year. Um yeah,'cause of Haramba. That was the year of Harambe. Yeah, because the cost already existed by then.

Yes. That's one of the force fields down. David Bowie goes, another force field. You know, Trump getting in, that's just more of the barriers. Yeah, yeah. It's like the the ozone layer to the upside down has been like eroded. And now we're becoming the upside down. Then Vekner was freed, you know the story from there. Do you have any Vecna questions for someone that might need a bit of recap?

No. What do you mean for someone who might need a bit of reacap? Reacap? Y you know exactly what I mean. What do you mean? I thought like seeing as we're doing a a month based on someone important who you haven't seen the show he's from. Who me? Yeah. I've seen Stranger Things. Oh right. So you know about All the details and Yep. All the uh the experiments gone wrong. Yeah yeah. And the the mind flayer. Yeah. Dustin. Mike? Don't know Mike. I do not know Mike. I know Dustin.

ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل ميكايل I think we're talking about a different show. Do you ever learn it when you're driving around or um or walking somewhere? Does this count as gaslighting? I I like locking eyes with someone like who who's in a car. And like quickly doing like a crazy face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then returning like really quickly.

To being normal and looking a different direction. If they're like close to snapping. Like it's just gonna like I love doing that when I'm just walking around. It must be crazy. Yeah, uh I think that is a form of gaslighting. Would you do it like in a shop? Mm. Only through the glass. Right. Need some distance so there's enough to like question like Did they just do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I must be imaginating this again. Yeah. It needs to be m like messable. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good one. But what about 2016? Anything else on 2016? Um Harambe died then. Hmm. Always Rams Rap Guru Rambe. Rackner. Hey Vecna, I'm gonna wreck ya. That's something Mike would say. Who's Mike? Mike Wazowski from Stranger Things. Mike was awsky. Uh Retinas two thousand and one said, I really like the new sound Alex likes to make. What do you mean? Where he goes burr leder later. Burlittle

When Vecner wants to scare you n real good from round the corner, Bla Blalal Mike. Where's house key? Lalalal I find that when you just combine Tupac culture things, it's just always awesome. Yeah, we haven't done enough bane. Yeah. In with him. Well, I'm thinking like the four main FNAF animatronics versus Vecna. Name the four of them. Freddy, Chica, Bonnie Uh Ryan Bane The Joker

Wanna know how I got these Vecna scars? So I mentioned that weird Joker thing. The gu the him. The real life joker. The Joker.

The Santa Cruz Joker. So this like I guess speaking of twenty sixteen and like the internet back then, um I was like looking at some forum and there was a reply. That had this picture of this guy dressed up as the Joker and I was like, I know that face. How do I know that phase? So I reverse image search and find the Santa Cruz Joker is like this lol cow dude. Who's been dressing as a Joker for like nearly ten years now. Making these like reaction videos on Instagram and stuff like that.

And when I showed you a picture of his face, like I saw the memories the memory wave like cast over you like uh you know, like a fa a fan of Stranger Things watching and waiting for the the synth to hit. Waiting for Mike. Yeah. Thoughts? Um I mean he is the Joker. This is what the world looks like if there's a Joker with no Batman. Right. I think that's what happened in twenty sixteen. We didn't get a Batman. I feel so I feel like we just have loads of jokers. Just everyone is the Joker.

Um so Batman Arkham Asylum came out on the Xbox three sixty. In 2009? Can you double check that? Um twenty eleven was Batman Arkham City, also in the Xbox 360. Um that was definitely 2011. Um Followed by Batman Arkham Knight, which came out. Do you know what that's making me realize though? What? In 2015? That um Wangers on PS5 just doesn't hit like Wangers on PS4. Yeah. Yeah, see I was um They took too long. Yeah.

But like it on sometimes on older consoles things feel like more authentic. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like um And things were real. Yeah. When Xbox was real. It was made with like actual wanking love. Vecna love. Whereas now it's more like. Like real wanks love. Yeah, now it's less real, it's more um fiscal. Uh-huh. You know? It's less it's not like v Vecner selling homes for the love of the game.

You know, Vekner's working fucking six days a week. Um, he can barely afford rent on his own place. Um He's time poor. He's eaten bad. He's grown a gut. Um tentacles. Yeah. He's not following his tentacle care routine. Um It's a sign of the times. He's kidnapping um young gay boys and making them dig tunnels throughout the town. Yeah. I asked you if you wanted context. You didn't want it. I don't need it. I'm not a fucking idiot. It doesn't take genius.

What does it take? Young gay boys dean gunners. Uh Robert Robert Dijorno said, Can you guys edit a relevant to the episode character to be standing in the hallway next week? Why the fuck did he structure it like that? Read it again. Can you guys edit a relevant to the episode character to be standing in the hallway next week? Yeah. Just say you want Vecner if you want him. Yeah, put he's put him there. He's there doing his classic um the force thing. Is he in Fortnite?

Yeah. So we could get him doing a dance. Funny Fortnite dance. Yeah,'cause um Assumptions is in Fortnite now. The song? Yeah. With the dance. Yeah. There's bottom G in it. I don't think bottom G is. I want that song. You know the song where he's flying over the city. All his videos are like Sam Smith jokes. Bom G. Well his most played ones are. Are they? Yeah.

Is it it's the um babida Yeah Yeah he does a lot with that. He does a lot with that. Yeah, dances to that one a lot. No, I like it sings it. Yeah. No, I like the song that he has like done. Where he's flying over the city. Right, that's right. That one's fucking awesome. Oh this makes a lot of things make sense from Honed Edge X four. Mentions of Xbox and Wankers 2? Can't be a coincidence. The Wankers franchise is coming to Game Pass.

If it was an Xbox exc exclusive it would be coming to Playstation, but that's not how Playstation rocks and rolls. It will come to PC, I'm sure. The day we get back to the book. I think Wankers on Game Pass is a shout. It would be. Wankers on Xbox? Um That'd be fresh. We got a serious one actually, this comment from old year still me. Hey guys, I know you're playing around at the start of the episode, but Ye recently got back on medication for the first time since twenty eighteen.

After a stay at a psychiatric retreat. Um, put out what felt like a sincere apology about Jewish people and reconciled his differences with Kim over Christmas privately. It's easy to dismiss all of this because it seems like he apologizes a few times a year, but it's so important to recognise that He's back on meds for the first time in a long time.

Understand you're not even paying attention to what he's up to, but I do find dunking on him in slightly poor taste bipolar disorder is so misunderstood and him even acknowledging that his bipolar hasn't happened since like Covid until now bear bear.

I haven't seen anything. I saw the him apologizing to that rabbi, but I haven't seen anything. I haven't seen any of this either, but I don't use like Yeah stuff. Um but I mean like It's still kind of by the by, you know, when someone dresses up in a KKK outfit, you have to be outraged when someone says

they love lots of things about Hitler. Um, you have to be outraged when someone says that like slavery was a choice, you have to be outraged, like Um It's i like if if we were dunking on him for being bipolar, that's like a different thing. But like you even if it's a mental disability that caused someone to do something outrageous, it doesn't make the outrageous thing okay. You know? The thing is outrageous. Yeah. Full stop.

Yeah, that's a complicated one, isn't it? Because like if this like them, the commenter, for example, is taking it as It would be a slight against Spipola because that would explain why he would do it in the first place. And like he wouldn't do it if he was like medicated by the side. Yeah, w which could be the case. Which probably is the case. But

He st he did it. Yeah. And does that mean you can't? It's not it it's not to say he can't be forgiven, but it it you have to say that what he did was wrong. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, I think it's interesting. I don't even remember what we said about him. We were just joking. You made a joke about like Kuck being dropped. Oh. Yeah.

And I was like, Oh yeah, was that like that was recently wasn't it? And I was like, Yeah We're just making jokes at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.'Cause it is like, you know, it is what it is. Everyone talks about it for a reason. Yeah. But let's uh wrap this first half up with a C B T one that needs to be done a cringe based huff, the recurring Segment where Jim has to guess based off famous quotes.

From a fictional character or a real person sometimes. It can be like philosophy or quotes from a movie or a TV show. Uh did you have something to say? Did you edit that out? Well I we can make it a surprise if you want. Um So you ready? Hang on, my Stranger Things music is hold up. Oh yeah, just for those listening, we're we are listening to the Stranger Things.

Ambient playlist to keep us like on code. Can you put it in the episode? Or will it get it? I don't know if legal will like that very much. Well but ask the fucking lawyers. I need to know if I can have my Vecna music, lawyer. Who? Lawyer. VECNAR You have watched it, I know you have. Don't lie. So yeah. Um I've got l ten or eleven quotes here. Blood. You've got to you've got to guess, okay?

Okay, quote one Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person. Um I don't know if C, B, or T fits this at all. Really? Yeah. I wouldn't call it cringe, but I don't know if I'd call it based. How about tough? It's not tough. It's not normal either. It's not normal. It's the closest is based, I guess, so I've got to give it a based. Okay. Nothing's sad until it's over. And then everything is Cringe.

Never be cruel, never be cowardly. Hate is always foolish, love is always wise, always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind, and never eat pears. Uh cringe. You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. I'll go tough on that one, I reckon. Sometimes the only choice you have are the bad ones, but you still have to choose.

Yeah, based, yeah. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa. The bad things don't always spoil the good things or make them unimportant. Yeah nice. We can give that a baste. You want weapons? We're in a library. Books. Best weapons in the world. Uh cringe. Why is that cringy?

Um'cause it made me cringe. Human progress isn't measured by industry. It's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life, a life without privilege. Cringe. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you would never understand, and I know things. Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then, take it, take it all, baby.

Cringe. The baby really cringed it out at the end. Do you have any guesses so far? Dust then. The last one will spoil it, but the penultimate one is always take a banana to a party. Bananas are good. Based. And last but not least, nothing on your mind? No guesses. Nothing on your mind. No, I'm say I'm asking you like I thought that was it. Nothing yeah. I was like is it You've got no guesses before the r the grand reveal. Mike?

If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself. The Daleks have failed. Why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct? Rid the universe of your filth. Why don't you just die? Doctor Who? So that was Doctor Who. Which one? I don't know. A mixture? That was just a mixture from a funky board. Weirdly like the distribution of cringes to bass was about like what the show is, you know? Really. But it was like, you know, have like sincere moments.

Yeah. Nice little bits. David Tannant will be do something charming. And then it would just be like really cringy. Majority cringe for sure. So yeah. No Vecner in there, unfortunately. Shall I find a quick piss me off? Shall they find a quick? I just put like Vecna best quote. Yeah, best Vecna quote. Yeah, see what comes up. Favourite Vecner quote. Um Hey Siri. What's some Vecner's best quote? Okay, what about this one? Why do you cry for them, Eleven?

After everything they did to you. Hmm? You think you need them, but you don't. You don't. Oh, but I know you're just scared. I was scared once too. I know what it's like to be different, to be alone in this Wagner world. That's a good c that's based. That's mad. When nothing comes up. What's your favourite Venni quiet? Invest in cryptocurrency. William. He's William. He's the gay boy he steals and then makes dig channels throughout the town.

I always knew he was digging tunnels. That's the vibe you you got when he's My boy is being used to dig tunnels all throughout the town. I never realized my son was being employed by an interdimensional monster to dig tunnels all throughout the town. But why, sir? Why have you dug tunnels? Have fun! Everyone likes a tunnel. I gave him something to do. Dig tunnels under their properness. They are all Vecna.

They were trying to connect their tunnels like you know, like in Vegas, like every building was connected underground. Yeah. It's like uh Diddy. Diddy's tunnels. Yeah, he had tunnels. He had a tunnel that went straight into Kai Sanat's house. He's making a joke? Maybe. Went straight into Kevin Hart's bedroom. Hello, Kev. It's all connected. The web of Vecna tunnels goes deeper than we ever could have thought. He connects them all.

Connects to Bubba's yacht. Yeah, it goes from Epstein's Island, you follow the tunnel to Did you say Epstein's no Vekner's yacht. Vetner's Island. Vagna's Island. Was Vagna redacting? He's gonna be fucking soon. I mean in the files. Oh right. Yeah. He's who they're protecting most. Yeah. Yeah. You know what, man? Why? Ha Just don't hit the fucking say. This is um a perfect metaphor for You just gotta let it go, man.

You gotta learn to let it go. I can't. It's Vecna month now. It's Vecna Just say goodnight to Venice. Talk him in the middle. I can't do it. Goodbye, Vec. There's no place Sandy month. There's no cyborg month. No more months. We can do cyborg month. Okay, maybe cyborg month. Put put a pin in that one. Yeah, cyborg. But this month shit? When you ridin' high and you don't look down. Never get what your man Good night.

Yeah. Hey it's me, Zeus, the god. My fully endorse the Jar Media merchandise available in the description below. Magnumon! Welcome everybody! Welcome to the Only Chinese Show The only one I guess yeah, welcome to the second half of the uh Welcome to China The uh second half of the broadcast. Well we head over to the suggestion thread and uh answer questions from Beijing. You In Beijing. Um they have to come from Beijing though. Or Singapore. Um

Beyblading can start us off here. Are there any franchises you know are terrible and washed up now, but you still deep down like something like Star Wars where you cringily still think lightsaber's a badass or something. Alex can't say destiny.

Super Slam replied saying, In my opinion, Alex can say destiny. Bro. Yeah, Destiny's a good one. As is everything that inspired it Star Wars, Halo, Mass Effect. Just everything I grew up with, basically. Yeah, but I don't like them anymore. Not none of them. Well, like I like Halo 1. Yeah, so that counts as well no but like That's not like I I'm not on board with the franchise.

No, but that's it was saying something like you still find badass or cool. Oh, okay. Deep down like, yeah. Right, yeah. Uh St yes, lightsabers. They are cool. Stranger Things? The Force. Stranger Things. Vecna. Yeah. Even though the ending was dissatisfying, uh I still think he's a good character. He's a f good villain. Enough to base a whole month around at least. Yeah. Um an honest one like Marvel.

Marvel I I like superheroes. I think they're really fucking cool. Especially when they go like Get out of here 11! You know what I mean? I like um I like the franchise the franchise I love the franchise. I love the franchise uh rampage with the Rock Johnson. I like when the big monkey goes Do you remember that at the end? It's so fucking weird. And the monkey laugh. Big funny monkey.

It's got the leaning guy in it. Um He was on a roll for a few uh years there. Rampage skyscraper. Skyscraper's fucking cool. That's a good franchise. Um Rampage was twenty eighteen. It was like fr inspired by Harambe, like it was a send off. Yeah. Yeah. It's what he would have been had he not been killed. Then we would have had our own rampage. Yeah. Uh oh my god. I like anything I think swords are cool. Swords. Yes. Like ninjas. I think swords are cooler than guns. Yeah. When you're like

Like a sword fight, yeah. A lightsaber. Yeah, I think it's cool to have a sword in a l sci fi world. I thought um What was it called? Cherry Rye Moon or whatever the Cherry Rye. The um Zack Snyder film. Yeah. The fuck did you get to the film? How did you guess that's what I was talking about?

What the fuck? What the fuck? God damn it. Oh. Ha ha ha. I don't know what to do, I'm like stun lot for this. How did she do that? Oh god. Problem sorted. Swat. I don't know if the camera can even see that. Probably not. Oh my god. I was trying to talk about something while in the background basilie sick onto the fucking floor. And then slowly starts really like passionately eating. She was like I must not obtuse enough. So she was really chimmin it.

So I was at first I was trying to ignore it. But then she like Oh my god, dogs are so gross. It looks like actual shit. She straight out of her mouth and ate it. Thank you what? What the fuck were we talking about? Uh fucking swords. Swords, sure. They are cool, aren't they? L'optical says, describe the being that is conjured in your mind when you hear the word jarling.

Something with like a long tail. Like a I'm thinking like Picture like a water drop. Yeah. Right. So it's like a blob. But a water drop upside down. Mm-hmm. And you know it goes to like a point. Like a balloon. But the the point like ke extends. Uh huh. Kind of like a sperm cell shape. Okay. But more like chunky. Chunky sperm. Yeah, like a chunky sperm that's like kind of cute dibbby.

Yeah. Like And it maybe moves like a snake. It swims like a snake. No, but it's like a it's upright though like jabber. So it's like a really strong jab button. Yeah, but it's it's got like cute eyes and arms. So it's Rotter. Yes, it's kind of like Rotter. So everyone's Rotta the Hut. Who's now like ripped. Is Rotter the Hut ripped? Yeah, he's in the the Grogu movie. Really? Yeah. This is stubborn was me be coming out and no one gives a fuck.

Can you blame people for like the Gulap shit movie? Yeah. That's it's the most exciting one yet for me. If Saboba and shit like appear, I'm like gonna be hyped. That is gonna be sick. Um Rjar Media says, Can we either have Vecna month or Wanking Month? Well we've made that decision clearly. Yeah.

Um Do you think Vacna wanks? Um, I think he's kind of been burned all over. Burned? Yeah. When he wanked so much there's no skin left. He wanked himself to burn. He got friction burn and now he's got no skin anymore. He wanked his skin away. Vecna, you can't wank everybody like you've wanked yourself. I'll wank till the end of time. I don't know what Vagnus sounds like. He pretty much sounds like that. Does he? Uh Gengaloidic says

Have you ever had somebody in your life that you very low key couldn't stand? Not that they'd really done anything wrong towards you or really anything explicitly wrong in general. Regardless though, they're extremely grating. Every time they speak you just think, Shut up, you goofy little

And internally imagine yourself Snyder slamming them. Eventually though, they'll do something nice that reminds you they haven't actually done anything, then you feel bad. What's Snyder slamming? You know, just one smack. Right. Um, someone you just hate and want to assault. Even if they don't deserve it. I mean yeah.

Mm-hmm. But they've never been like you don't really get close with people you just don't like. Yeah. Yeah. The last time I can remember that kind of thing was like in school. Yeah. And it was like we have we have to be in close proximity. That's the only reason we are. Yeah, and it's just like a chore. Mm-hmm. But I did um speaking of Snyder, I found my um my original Man of Steel ticket. No way. Yeah. Get up!

Yeah. Yeah, what a movie. So I'm actually more of a Snyder fan than the real fans. I fucking love Man of Steel. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I love when he kills and when um his father sacrifices. Yeah, I love when he genocides his own people. Who does? Kevin Costner? Spider-Man. Superman, sorry. What are we talking about? Vekner. No, Man of Steel. Vagna's not in Man of Steel.

Vecner of Steel I thought Vecnar's in Everwall. Which sound which would get more butts and seats? Man of Ste Man of Vecner or Vekner of Steel? Vecner of Steel. Feet Mike's season two variant. Who's Mike? He's like the main guy. And by the way, Vegna, I loved you all the way. Every single day I've loved you, Vecna. Does he say that? And if you just sit down and we all have a tea party, we're all gonna come together like that. Sit down and play D and D

Let's sit down with my mom and play D'Anno and now you've convinced me to play D and D and now I love you all and we'll all just play games nicely and all kiss. I've Vector and now I started a podcast about a better uh a get better podcast for men who I'm Vecner and you can be better. Have you seen Jordan Peterson's New School? Are you needly slash abled? Are you in need of being Vecna?

Just join to this tentacle and then become the hive mind. I wish life was that easy. Go on, just plug in. Lose your individuality. Okay. Don't mind if I do Yeah, it's called one of Mark Zuckerberg's f five billion nipples. Yeah. Nipples. Everyone's suckling on Mark's nips. He's like that Doctor Who Sheet. Do you know the villain that's just a sheet? Yeah, I love that villain. I'm a sheet doctor Yeah, we it's just sheets of nipples. Yeah. Connected through cables so everyone.

Can s so one hive mind can feel the m billions of babies suckling. Us being the babies of course. Time for the nip. Five billion nipples suckling on my teeth. Um The nips are like a big sheet. Yeah, I'm thinking like the same premise. Everyone has like a A sheet skin in their house with the nipple in the middle of it and there's like a buzzer that goes off at a certain time. Got a drink now. Sustan and so clock. Sustin and so clock. Yeah. Oh, it's extra creamy. Mama must be nourished.

Ha ha ha ha. The sheet must be nourished. When she's healthy, we're healthy. Haha, that's fucked up, dude. It's the future though that we're fucking rocketing towards. We're not slowing down. Well speed it up then please. Yeah. If that's what we're waiting for. Ex accelerationist for the nipple sheet. Nipple future for all. Ha ha ha. Don't you want in on this, Vecner? But do you need to check like where yours was made?

What do you mean? Like when you look at the receipt. Well they're Chinese, right? They're all made in China. All of them. Yeah. Hm. Humans get shipped from all over the world to China. Vol voluntarily. Voluntarily. Yeah. So everybody wants to be a part of something greater. What's voluntarily w if your social credit's not high enough, then you put into a lottery.

The nipple lottery. The hunger games. The nipple hunger games, and you have to sacrifice your nipples if if you lose. Or if you win. Haven't decided yet. You get an extra nipple sheet. Twice the nourishment. Twice the nourishment, double the fall. Um

Well, uh Cleabag says, maybe could we have a video of you guys playing wankers in PlayStation 5 or reviewing it or wanking? Oh my god. What do you care? Why are you so on our case? Anyway, it's like the it's like the PlayStation Vita where like you you're you can't record it really. Well even like um even the PS4's tricky to record. Why? It's got um DLX G um spacers. Which negate um capture performance. It's got the the wanker blockers. Yeah. It's got a chastity little cage.

Yeah. Every single BS4, that's why it was so expensive when it came out, you know,'cause like they had to have little custom built chastity cages for every single Uh release a bundle copy of PlayStation with Wankers included. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Collector's Edition Chastity Belt. But it's one of those annoying ones where you don't get like a physical copy, it's like just a code. Yeah. You open the steel case and there's no disc. Just a code. What the fuck, wankers?

You could call up Sony and complain. Yeah. I want him out wanking physically. You owe me a disc of wankers yesterday. Um Pooh Vestigator says Will the elephant in the room ever be addressed about the time Jim played Wanker's revelations with his life on the line?

Ha ha ha. Is that the end of the question? Or will you continue to act like that never happened? Can you read it again? Would the elephant in Would the elephant in the room ever be addressed about the time Jim played Wanker's revelations with his life on the line? Or will you continue to out like that never? What what do you have to say for yourself? Uh Wanka's revelations is is and always will be a disappointment. You were you were more into Wanker's Two. Wanker's Annihilations.

Wanka's renegades. Yeah. Wanka's uh substance Fuck. Um What about this one from Mummy Wake Up? Hey Ja. I recently started a very boring job at a local government office. My day consists of opening slash sorting mail and entering tax information into a computer.

The work is incredibly dry, boring, and repetitive. We are allowed to bring headphones. So we can listen to things while we work. What should I listen to that could best make use of that time andor make the job more enjoyable? Um propaganda of any sort really. Something e extreme. Yeah, something extreme that will radicalize you. That lacks nuance. Yeah. Um I know. A g a good rule of thumb is to kind of

Feel it out with your emotions, like, oh, is that making me feel sick slash angry? Yeah. And if it does, then just follow that instinct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find the root of your anger. And chase it to the very end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um but rest easy knowing that AI will soon replace you. What's your I what's she actually listened to? AI generated podcast of his own voice. Yeah. Is that where we're going? Make me a podcast of me talking about the history of Jay-Z. Jay-Z?

Ghost road still dry. Did you know that? In twenty minutes apparently. Only twenty minutes? He's such a fucking knob. Jay Z will began a prison scene though. Give me the brutal history of Japan in World War Two as a podcast of me doing the voice, but remember not to keep it too dark and miserable, will ya? Generate now. That's what I want to be listening to. Do uh do me a uh a podcast with my voice recounting the war crimes committed by

Every sovereign nation. But add a couple jokes. Keep it light. And also, um, my co-host is Megan Fox and there's really high sexual tension. And she's so wet you can hear her squelch as she mutes. Maybe the future's not gonna be so bad. You know what? I think the future's bright. Or at least wet. Yeah. I think the future's gonna be darn sloppy. A squelcher of the future. Fuck it all. Um read this in a bad accent can take us away here.

Um Bear Bear Boys, one thing I really enjoy in the cast is the ad lib weird voices and impressions. If you're to be cast in one of those absurd adult cartoons, what character archetypes would you be and what voices do you think you would want to do for a whole character? What could be their catchphrase? Thanks lads. Keep serving Vecnussi. Vecnussi, that's nice. That would be cool. Like squelching. Like a nuclear family, like what is going on with Vecner really? And he's like a dad.

He's got two little rascal kids and a wife and he's d he's just trying to make happy Are they normal or are they Vecnery? They're all Vecner. They're all Vecnery. They're all like Vecner style. They're all Vecner style. And he's got like He's got a kid on the way. Yeah, yeah. And he's got some funny neighbours who are just characters. Yeah, that and a dog and a cat. Um The Simpsons. I'd probably um I'd probably do Homer Simpson if I was gonna do a character. We're releasing this new show.

The Simpsons. It's called The Simpsons and it's called Jim being Homer Simpson this time. It's gonna take getting used to, but with time. Do you wanna hear me do the Homer Scream? Yeah. Yeah, who can I be in this show? No, you can be a pee. Sure. He's my favorite. Yeah. Go on. I'll I'll do that on JAFTR hours. Thank you, come again. Um I don't know, maybe like did it already say my vector idea of like a nuclear family thing? What's that?

Like imagine like the nuclear family but with Vecner. Like nuclear family like The Simpsons. No, more like Family Guy. Uh Family Guy doesn't have a cat. They do have cats. They don't have the cat. Instead of like the chicken fight is the Vecna fight. Yeah, he does Vacna fight. Like the dad. And he's got this ongoing like thing with What dad? What what do you mean the dad? Like fa the family guy.

I thought Vecner was the family guy. No, that was in the other one I pitched. Oh right. This is a different one. That was Simpsons inspired. This is Family Guy Inspired. Yeah, but who's the main character? Um, just like a random dad. He's called like V. He's called like Valerian. Yeah, so he fights Vecna. Yeah. But very rarely. Yeah. Like once a season. Yeah, fifteen minutes. Yeah, once a season. And there there are cutaway gags that do involve Vecna, but he's not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? He's not the main character or anything. Yeah, he's just like uh he's like Kramer. He's like Kramer or a looming threat that's building. Season by a season. Yeah. I did I did reverse every time you said that in the previous episode. Really? Yeah. So I don't'cause I'cause it counts as spoiling, right? It does. It's a dick move. You're gonna forget this time though.

I'm gonna be playing Xbox on Wankers Five. I'm gonna be playing the Stranger Things game, but when I get bored of that I'm going straight on Wankers. Wankers is in like constant rotation. It's one of those Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Dark Souls Two is making me range. I'll just chill out and wankers for ten and get back to it. Well, I guess um wanking. You didn't say the thing. When you get to this moment, make sure you say in the comments

Um, I want more Vecnamonth. I want more Vecnamonth. Give us more Vecn. Yeah.