Scotch knows some stuff, so get ready for a torrent of wisdom intended to enlighten and amuse. Tune in to receive all the useless knowledge your brain cells can handle.
Are you responsible for the "dumbing down" of cats? Find out on today's podcast. Plus Scotch's tools, Wayne and Garth's Myrthmobile, our universal love of pizza and all the other regular features you've come to tolerate. Have a listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What? Are you still complaining about how COLD it its? Well, pull up a stump and warm yourself with the soothing sounds of Scotch's "JACK SQUAT" podcast. Topics as comforting as spouses and peanut brittle, bell bottoms and birthdays, and more. We check out some sleep stats, dig into some stupid criminals, enjoy a few random facts and then Barry Cenaiko stops by to talk about this weekend's Boat Show. C'mon in... the water is fine!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Here's some brief, dopey, podcast fun for you from Scotch in the JACK SQUAT bunker. Let's get things going by talking about the latest stupid Tik Tok trend, Nyquil Chicken! Not dumb enough? How about fart jars? We follow that up with the highest paid musicians of 2021 and two of our regular features; Stupid Criminals in the News and Random Facts. Bon Apetit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ooh! Another provocative title. Let's hope the podcast lives up to the hype. Are hump days really the least popular day for getting it on? Like a hole in a fence at a nudist colony... we'll look into it. Also, pairing wine with mac and cheese, NFL potatoes, and a laundry list of other topics you'll suffer through. It's all inside, folks. So take your shoes off and come on in. It's JACK SQUAT time!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Ho ho ho! Look at what's dropping down your chimney... a new JACK SQUAT podcast. Did you know that a Christmas tree in your bedroom could improve your sex life? Watch out for the pine needles. Plus- porch pirates, today's date in history, the mouth-watering smell of a KFC log in the fireplace and a new Top Five List. We wrap it up with a Stupid Criminals in the News and a new stack of Random Facts. Sound good? Alright then, have at it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Ready to get in the spooky spirit of the season? Hold up... first Scotch has to reboot the station. There we go! Ya' ready? This episode contains a violent rooster attack, pumpkin-loving rats, cars and cocaine, birthdays and bongs, horror movie facts, and loads of candy corn. Not enough for you? We wrap it up with the obligatory stupid criminals and random facts. Go ahead and have a listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Mary Beth Burns from NDSCS and Taya Spelhaug from Microsoft join Scotch to talk about Upskilling ND. It's a training program for job seekers wanting to expand their technology skills and best of all... it's FREE! Want to learn more? Have a listen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hey, another substandard podcast recorded in the oddest of places...the engineer's closet! Feh--what do I care? There are still awesome topics to cover like Best Cereals for Pooping, Weird Collections, Billionaires and Birthdays, and of course our regular features Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Take it all in and let the magic happen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Slap on that sunscreen and join Scotch for a "Bummer Summer" on this week's podcast. The Jack Squat vacation package takes off with a Corvette whoop-de-doo followed by a story about how you might be swallowing pills wrong. Then we waste some food. Still on board for more? Great. Remember; no pants, no make up... no problem. We wind things down with the mandatory Stupid Criminals stories and some Random Facts. Now, go have a listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Hot Dog!! It's the podcast with weiners, weiners, and more weiners... so dig in! At least the first couple topics are weiner heavy. Then we move into less meaty territory with stories about a joyride in chains, assigned seats, smelly kids, and Ned Flanders shoes. We wrap it up with the ceremonial reading of Stupid Criminals in the News and Random Facts. Have at it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do you know what day it is? Let's head on down to Camp Crystal Lake for Jack Squat's Friday the 13th Fun Show! We talk Friday the 13th, Showering, Beer for Breakfast, and discuss some famous Friday the 13th birthdays. Plus-Stupid Criminals and Random Facts! Better not forget your First Aid kit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's light the wick on this sucker! IKEA has a meatball-scented candle... a candle that smells like meat? Why didn't we think of that? We also talk billboards in space, mustard buns, South Park, Overplayed Songs, Stranger Things and wrap it up with our regular features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Well... get listening! This thing isn't going to just happen on it's own, y'know?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
It's going to get nasty, folks. Scotch discusses dirty hotel secrets and follows that up with some tawdry nut facts (that don't sound remotely dirty at all... really!) Next up, we try some chips, discuss the ice cream bandit and then cleanse our pallet with some traditional features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Have a listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If that provocative title doesn't reel you in I don't know WHAT will! Not only does this week's podcast have naked dudes chasing pigs, but also Pillow Talk, the worst smells of summer, stuff to upset Andy Warhol and Pineapple Swingers. We wrap it all up with the obligatory Stupid Criminals and Random Facts and call 'er good. Go on... take a listen already! Sheesh! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What goes together better than tacos and fireworks? How about macaroni and cheese flavored ice cream? You may be wondering what I'm talking about. Actually, I may be giving myself too much credit. You probably could care less what I'm talking about. None the less, all your questions will be answered if you just take a listen to this week's Jack Squat podcast. So... go ahead. Do it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today's podcast is brought to you by Rico Suave's "Mooseknuckle Pants." Finally, a pant that really shows off the jewels. Scotch discusses the benefits of castration, a story about a shifty woman's attempt to get free labor, Joe Exotic's quest for manly romance and more. We wrap it all up with our regular Stupid Criminals and Random Facts segments and call 'er good. You in? Then buckle up and have a listen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
This here's a humdinger. On this Jack Squat podcast we start off by going over the rules we should all abide by when using the arm rest on an airplane. Then, we're on to the tawdry stuff! It's a love triangle on vacation with "Tales of Tainted Love" followed by lustful snack obsessions. Do you like dad bods? You do? What a sicko. We cover that as well as Random Facts and marijuana falling from the sky with "Stupid Criminals in the News." Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
We've got another juicy bouillabaisse of a podcast for you. Scotch talks about calling in sick for work and getting busted, the cicada nightmare and more. There are more Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a peek at Kanye's UGLY jacket, and we wrap things up with our first "poop-in-the-pool" story of the summer. Check it out---it's all in this episode of JACK SQUAT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nothing is too stupid to include in a podcast, right? I'm glad you agree with me on that. Just keep that in mind as you listen to this assortment of stories and bits, including one about a mayoral candidate who got interrupted during a press conference by a flying sex toy attached to a drone. Still with me? Great. We also talk donuts, stinky states, Karens, board games, stupid criminals and more. Have a listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Nothing gets the saliva flowing like a top-notch podcast. That said, let's wax poetic about hummus and peeing cicadas. Have I got your pie hole dripping yet? No? Well, I'm sure you'll find some of these other topics enticing. Let's see... hot dogs... taking back the tip... random facts... nope? Oh well. Why not humor me and have a listen anyway. This is Jack Squat with Scotch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
There are a lot of thinkers in this one... as well as stinkers. How much more do men care about looks than women? Also, the return of the mullet and A-Ha: The Movie. Is it possible to breathe through your butt? Scientists think so. Plus Lightning Strikes, Hugs, Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Tee it up and let's roll this pig in the ditch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
These days it's all about big butts. What's up with all of these butt implants?! Scotch gets to the "bottom" of it. Also, Zombie Weiners, Office News, and spicy tales of self-loving. Enjoy the podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another podcast?! You're darn tootin' it's another podcast and it's a fine one at that. This episode we talk about how nice teeth are the new fake boobs. Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? Also included: Pizza, Crocs are Booming, Beaver News, and Stupid Criminals. So spit out that gum, sit up straight and have a listen to Jack Squat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you taking enough coffee breaks? There's one coffee company that wants to know why you aren't taking even MORE! We talk about that as well as elderly fashion trends, top drunken fast-food choices, random facts and, of course, all the stupid criminals you've come to know and love. What's it gonna' hurt to listen? Am I right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sheesh! Haven't you heard the news? There's a new denim cycle and skinny jeans are out. Scotch will fill you in on all the details in this new podcast as well a how you can apply to be an official MLB Taste Tester. Not enough to grab your attention? Man, you're a picky S.O.B. aren't you? Tell you what, we'll thrown in some Stupid Criminals, Random Facts and Hit and Run Headlines. See ya' on the other side. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Plumbing the depths of lowbrow entertainment, Scotch returns with another JACK SQUAT podcast. This time around? Airplane-shaped purses that cost five figures, Subway meats, people who don't use the internet, peeing in bottles, and getting older. We wrap things up with some Stupid Criminals and Random facts and before you know it... almost ten minutes of your life is gone and you'll never get it back. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
I hope you've got the fever for some Hump Day podcast fun! Scotch's Jack Squat returns with potboilers like the guy who flew a Heroin Drone, Scantily-Clad Parents, and a gal who was moved by a guy's sexy "French Fry Invite" on Tinder. All this plus a discussion on when we peak, as well as Random Facts and Stupid Criminals. Have at it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Quit wearing that t-shirt into the swimming pool and show off that gorgeous Dad Bod! Is this truly the most desirable body type right now? Have a listen and find out. Scotch may even lay some Random Facts on you as well as some Stupid Criminal News. So, shirts off... and let's roll this pig in the ditch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Blast off for adventure! On today's podcast, scientists realize the future need to repopulate the earth hinges on one thing and one thing only... a giant sperm bank on the moon! Scotch also shares some unwritten rules we should all live by as well as some Random Facts and the story of a criminal who pleasured himself with a pickle. Dig in... it's all waiting for you on today's JACK SQUAT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Ooh, it's like a mystery bag... but it's a podcast! That's right, only the juiciest choice-cuts from Friday's morning show with Scotch, sloppily assembled in a grab bag for your ears. What could be in there? Who knows... but I know this much; you sure as hell wanna' listen to it. Am I right or am I right? Get after it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
