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ITBEWHATITDOITDOWHATITBE

A psychotically paranormal poetic podcast
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The Venezuelan People Need To Let The El Silbon Do It's Thing On Jonathon Ross

Renee Nicole Good should be alive today but Jonathon Ross took her life away because he's a nazi ass bitch. The evidence is there but people's eyes aren't open. We need to be aware that this is now Nazi America, and they do not care about us! Mr. Pedo is trying to take his regime to Greenland and South America and we're all just supposed to carry on as normal, but it does not bewhatitdodowhatitbe anymore. We can not let this be. I wish the Venezuelan cryptid El Silbon would come and fight our go...

Jan 10, 20261 hr 4 minEp. 28

Lesbos Lose Their Patience With Pedos Who Avoid Their Sanctions And With Podcasters Who Abandon Their Scary Wives Because They're Too Attached To Their Second Amendment Rights

I've lost all Patience for pedos and r*pists and podcasting weirdos that they made a hero. Therapy could save us, warped tour is dangerous, as is babies being yeeted off yachts in Lake Michigan, but we avoid all of that to bomb Venezuela for some oil and land, which are distractions from the Epstein files that could get all of this to end. I wish I could abandon it all like everyone does me but I guess i'll have to live vicariously through some historic european lesbians that ran away from their...

Jan 05, 20261 hr 28 minEp. 27

Lesbians Jump In To Volcanoes For Men's Mental Health

On this episode I try and make up for being so mean to men in the last episode...I fail. Regardless we talk about their mental health, and a place where some go to "solve" the issue... Aokigahara Forest. I also rave over (and complain about) my trip to Iceland, the god awful traveling that took place, and how Huda apologists and Dump supporters are one in the same. My poem "Destination not Decoration" basically says bury me bitch I don't wanna be in an ugly ass box collecting dust in your living...

Aug 09, 202559 minEp. 26

There's A Dick-tator In The White House Who I Wish Would Join The Ghosts, It's Time To Hate Men Even More Than We Did Before!

Tiny Dick-tator Trumpy Wumpy holds a bday/military parade while simultaneously sending the leftover troops on his own citizens in LA AND possibly funding yet another war bc apparently he wants nuclear fireworks for the parade idk. I hate men, and a republican's pride, and Texas, and being hungover/ a girl at weddings, and women being used as dead incubators, and Adam moving, and Cancelled being Cancelled, and the fact that the current POS in charge hasn't joined the other ghosts in the White Hou...

Jun 14, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 25

TikTok Only Ticked For The Talk Of Nazi Salute's And Texan Jesse Driskill Would Have Been One To Blame It On Autism Too

Blatant Nazi Salute's are overlooked, Trump was sworn in without his hand on the book, Tiktok only Ticked for the Talk, Inheritance is bittersweet, of course my love live starts to be a thing while my rights to love are on the line. But ITS FINE!!! She's in Texas as well as the very haunted Driskill Hotel that we talk about in this episode. She also is the inspiration of my poem "Rise from the Rot" so thanks to my girl and I guess Hitler for these thoughts . Stay angry, stay involved, stay empat...

Jan 22, 202542 minEp. 24

Two Days Of 2025 Could Count As A Doppelganger's Two Whole Lives

2025 is off to a terrible start in America and the world in general, my new years resolutions have been made, I am officially going to be on TV this month, Moon River is a no go, Katie don't cry I know, my year is constant concerts and weddings. Oh, and dopplegangers are pretty cool too. Add a spice of a short poem looking at things in a more perspective light... and there's your first 2025 episode of IBWIDIDWIB Enjoy!

Jan 04, 202557 minEp. 23

Make America Ghostly Again With New Co-Workers Who Are Already Dead

Long time no yap! Ya girl is out of her agoraphobic state but punted right in to the end of the world via Trump, aliens, and/or robots! I hate it here!!! Although, I have been blessed by the concept of thoughts & prayers because... I FINALLY SAW A GHOST!!! Listen to hear about that and all the other experiences I've had at my new haunted job thus far. Then enjoy an angry poem I wrote about Trump and his minions before the election results. RIP America, but much welcome to my new ghostie co-w...

Nov 23, 202443 minEp. 22

The Gre-"A"s Are Agoraphobic Reality TV Stars

In the first episode of 2024 I announce that i'm not so happily going to be on TV, my cat didn't just play dead this time, Nick & I are starting a new podcast about our favorite subject- death, my agoraphobia levels rise, PLL has a chokehold on me, and The Grey's are going to abduct and fuck you

Mar 13, 202427 minEp. 21

Merry Paganmas Ya Filthy Animals

In the final episode of 2023 we catch up on my obsession with death, my over the pond panic attack adventure, my weird "love" life, my fur baby motherhood extensions, and Santa Claus (aka an Odin copy-puss) doing a terrible job at being an icon of a christian holiday. Poem- When You Leave

Dec 27, 202328 minEp. 20

Ryan Holds On Till May Just To Hit His Home Run Ball Into The Grave Of An Angry Native American Cheif

This episode is dedicated to an old buddy of mine whom we lost 2 years ago...Ryan. We talk about his goofy self and how his life and death affected me. We also talk about the creepy side of his baseball interest, involving The Cleveland Guardian's Progressive field, and how it angered the history in Erie Street Cemetery across the street enough that it filled the spirit of the Native American Chief Joc-O- Sot, with rage. The poem at the end "Ryan's Home Run" is really personal to me, as you will...

May 15, 202327 minEp. 18

Pets Shouldn't Die But Kristen From Vanderpump Rules's Audacity Should

This episode is in memory of Kel's Green Cheek Conure, Rio. Rest In Peace little buddy 3 Unless... you'd like to haunt us like the ghost pets that we talk about today. I wonder if Lisa Vanderpump's doggo will come back from the dead to be dressed up again one day. Hmmmm guess i'll ask the dogs at WORK (unfortunately i'm part of society again) if they see him.

May 08, 202329 minEp. 17

Ouija Board Demons Don't Plan To Eat Poisonous Strawberries With "God"

I suck at planning, being an adult, and eating dairy, so Adam & I talk about ZoZo, the most famous Ouija board demon to make up for it. THIS IS AN ADAM BIRTHDAY SPECIAL, EVERYONE WISH ADAM A HAPPY BELATED BDAY, HIS INSTA HANDLE IS @youngrexless. TELL HIM HE'S SEXY FUN COOL AND AWESOME. That's an order from ZoZo.

Mar 27, 202345 minEp. 11

Emo Kermit Pulls Sexy Aliens Out Of Nick's Bootyhole

Tall, blonde, blue eyed, giant forehead alien ass bitches that are actually nice? I talk about yet another one of my meltdowns... shocker...Kermit and sexy Nordic aliens make an appearance ,as well as my friend Nick who tells us about his real life UFO experiences as we breathe in toxic fumes!

Feb 20, 202348 minEp. 6

Gold Star Phantom Pussy's Don't Say I Do

Celebrating Valentine's day with the memories of Ex fiance's who ghosted us and/or are also ghosts. You will not want to miss the love life of Amethyst Realm & the lack of love life I have... which is part of the SECOND GUEST EVER's fault. All love here though, even after death I suppose.

Feb 13, 202358 minEp. 5

Unemployed Fuck Boys Yeetin Babies Off Bridges

This episode we welcome my first guest ever on the podcast! Come listen to us drunkenly talk about me getting fired, 5 of Ohio's Cry Baby Bridges, and a poem about how I fucking hate 9-5's!!

Feb 06, 202347 minEp. 4

Werewolf's Cumming in Cemeteries

Welcoming you all to the chaos with a little bit about myself, my werewolf sighting, being interrupted by a potential perv, and a poem about dead people!

Jan 16, 202335 minEp. 1
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