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It's Not That Serious

Anna Lind Thomaswww.spreaker.com
Humor writer Anna Lind Thomas hosts this irreverent, hilarious and faith filled podcast that will inspire you to fully enjoy life, even when things look grim. She also wishes we'd all lighten up just a smidge.
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Episodes

Will You Be the Wind Beneath My Wings?

The Spice Girls once said said, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." But what does the Bible say? This month we're talking about friendships and relationships. A seemingly simple topic, but one that is very complex. Friends can bring us a lot of happiness, but also much sorrow. As Bette once said, friends are "the wind beneath our wings." But they can also be an anvil - a detriment to our personal and spiritual growth. Two song references in one paragraph, we're on a roll! ...

Sep 04, 20171 hr

You Don't Need a Miracle, You Need a Strategy Baby!

Our New Beginnings, if truly a new beginning, is to truly take shape – we need a strategy. In order to achieve His purposes, God doesn’t just recommend a strategy – HE COMMANDS IT. I remember listening to TD Jakes once – he was talking about money and finances. He said, “You don’t need a miracle! You need a strategy!” God is a God of miracles, this is true – but he’s also a God that wants us to use the gifts he’s already given us to be smart and strategize about how we’re going to accomplish wha...

Aug 28, 201759 min

Time to Put on Your Big Girl Undies!

Last week we talked about God's compassion, God's mercy - new each morning. As the sun rises, it's a gift to start, to be renewed - again. The ultimate reset button. This week we're focusing on a verse from 2 Timothy 1:7. For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline. Paul is facing his final days, suffering a particularly brutal experience in prison. His next new beginning will be in heaven. This is an important letter. Paul says, the spirit God...

Aug 21, 20171 hr 26 min

The Ultimate "Reset" Button

You know what's amazing? No matter how disappointing the day is, no matter the terrible news. No matter how grumpy or ugly you might have been to someone you love or even hate. No matter the mistake or mischief we got ourselves into. No matter how we may have fallen short from the glory of God - there is something we all do, every night, naturally - that's the ultimate RESET button. Ready for it? Going to bed. The sun will rise again in the morning! Listen to what Jeremiah says about this: Lamen...

Aug 14, 20171 hr 7 min

Prune & Bloom! It's Your Time for a New Beginning

New beginnings. They can be hard. Scary. Intimidating. A new beginning means we have to shed the past. Past trauma, past fear, past hurts, past guilt, past non-sense. Our old self, old sins, old habits, old low self-esteem. This is our time for renewal. But in order for God to renew us, we must be able to shed our old inhibiting thoughts, shame, guilt nasty habits and dysfunctional relationships. This is easier said than done, though right? How do we start? Where do we begin? We talk about this ...

Aug 07, 20171 hr 2 min

Let's Talk About Sin, Baby, Let's Talk About You and Me

Unconditional love. Forgiveness. There's nothing we can do that would make God turn from us, not forgive us and not love us. Forgiveness - the most incredible gift God can give, and one of the easiest to take for granted. Do we truly grieve over our sins as we should? Today's verse we focus is on is in Ezra so you know we're about to get serious! Ezra 9:6 5 Then, at the evening sacrifice, I rose from my self-abasement, with my tunic and cloak torn, and fell on my knees with my hands spread out t...

Aug 02, 20171 hr 12 min

The Consequence of Fear

There are many, MANY passages in the Bible that tell us not to fear. Fear is not from God, it's from ... guess who? Get behind me Satan! Fear can quite literally ruin our lives. Fear causes us to hoard, to hide. Fear causes us to quit. To never start. Fear causes us to go inward, to recede. Fear causes us to be over protective and by doing so, causes us to miss amazing opportunities and experiences. That is not the kind of life God has called us to live. He can't use us through His purpose for o...

Jul 26, 20171 hr 4 min

Episode 18: Serve (and dance) Like No One's Watching! (Because God is, so ...)

When I was a teenager, I worked at ShopKo, a department store. I was a cashier, and I was terrible. I mean, I can run toilet paper over a barcode like the next kid, but I hated being there so much that it oozed from my pores. I kid you not, people avoided my line because of the look on my face. You know the term "resting b**** face?" Well I have that naturally already, but add me preferring a root canal to being a cashier in that moment, and people were holding their children tight and running t...

Jul 19, 20171 hr 9 min

Say Whaaat? (speak it like it exists (because it does)

Abraham was an old man with a barren wife. Not George Clooney old, like Ross Perot old (is Ross Perot still alive? Let me Google it...) Two huge obstacles to, you know, having a baby. Plus, there was no back then - probably just some ginger root or something that the town mid-wife would recommend and Abraham would chew on that for awhile and just get heart burn and no baby. But, his faith. Wowza. Romans 4:17 says he was so full of faith of God's promise, that he spoke his blessing as if it alrea...

Jul 12, 201750 min

Don't Be Lonely. Seriously. Cut it out.

We weren't created to be lonely. We were created for friendship, love - and fellowship. Goin' at anything alone is a rough road, but trying to go down the spiritual road alone can be boring to downright dangerous. We need each other! Anna and Susannah talk about their times of loneliness and how seeking fellowship has changed the game and their lives. They also have a big announcement centered around Ecclesiastes 4:9 - Join our Word Up Bible Study Club, y'all! Memberships sign-ups start August 1...

Jul 05, 201757 min

Where's My Frickin' Blessin'?!

We have been put here for a reason, for a purpose - and trust - there is more than enough to go around! Just because we perceive someone has it better doesn’t mean they do - and it doesn't mean we don't have enough. Many rich “successful” people are miserable and lonely. The grass my be less stressful in some areas, but it isn’t greener. If we're faithful and joyful and seek God with all our heart and if we actually SHOW UP and do the work, our time will come and in the end, the suffering and "l...

Jun 28, 20171 hr 4 min

Expect to Get Way More than You Can Handle

Anna's neighborhood was hit by a tornado and it pushes her to the limit (actually, the tornado was bad, but sharing a studio hotel room with her two small children is was did her in). God never says we won't get more than we can handle in this life, but he does promise to give us the strength and patience to survive all temptations and trial. This week we focus on 1 Corinthians 10:13: No temptation [regardless of its source] has overtaken or enticed you that is not common to human experience [no...

Jun 22, 20171 hr

Don't You Give Up! (Nah, Nah, Nah)

Don't you dare give up! Anna and Susannah talk about the temptations of giving up and how to combat it and take the challenges of moving forward head on. Often times when we're close to seeing progress or capturing what we've been trying to acheive, we'll be met with a lot of resistance. This is the most tempting time to quit, but it is the worst time to quit! (Also relevant: when you should give up.) This week we focus on Galatians 6:9: And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season...

Jun 14, 20171 hr 2 min

Be Consumed with This (Hint: It ain't Kanye)

We're just passing through our own little nuggets of time on earth. Think about that for a second. This life is SHORT. It's extremely easy to become obsessed with things of zero value and meaning. This obsession can in turn strip us from happy lives and take our time and our money. Just ask Anna who refuses to admit binging on Mariah Carey's new reality show. Don't let the world consume you, be consumed with God and His love! This week we look at 1 John 2:15: Do not love the world or the things ...

Jun 07, 20171 hr 2 min

Naughty By Nature: the dreaded humble brag and the true meaning of generosity

Anna's "renewed" spirit has been tested daily by her toddler, Susannah discusses the dreaded humble brag and the duo talk about God's real expectations of generosity. Follow along this week as we focus on Matthew 6:2-4 The Message - 2-4 “When you do something for someone else, don’t call attention to yourself. You’ve seen them in action, I’m sure—‘playactors’ I call them—treating prayer meeting and street corner alike as a stage, acting compassionate as long as someone is watching, playing to th...

May 31, 20171 hr 3 min

A renewed you never looked so good

Anna and Susannah talk about the beauty and wonder of transforming into our purpose and the women we're supposed to become. Also? Hilarious technical issues ensue! Also, a special thank you to our sponsor BarkBox! Dog owners, tell me you know about BarkBox. What is it? Well, let me tell you. For humans, BarkBox is a delivery of 4 to 6 natural treats and super fun toys. To get a FREE EXTRA MONTH of Barkbox, visit barkbox.com/ASshow when you subscribe to 6 or 12 month plan! Your dogs can thank us ...

May 24, 201741 min

Get one. Then, be one.

The power of women helping women through mentorship and friendship can't be overstated, but it can go wrong. Or at the very least, get weird. Mentor other women, as others have mentored you, but remember to go to the throne, not the phone. We focus on a few verses on mentorship, discipleship and wisdom: Ruth 1:16 "Where you go, I'll go. Where you stay, I'll stay" - to Naomi, her life coach and mentor. In Titus 2:4 Paul tells the older women to train the younger women and in Proverbs 19:20 "Liste...

May 10, 20171 hr 4 min

When Crap Hits the Fan, Consider Yourself ... Lucky?

Susannah embarrasses herself on local TV and Anna embarrasses herself at an office party. Pretty much par for the course. Then the duo dives in to James 1:2-8. Are obstacles disguised blessings? What do we do when we don't know what to do? Plus, they discuss how easy it is to flee from our own lives, miss the present moment and seek comfort and distraction in everything - but God. And why this backfires, sometimes in big ways. Special thanks to our sponsor StoryWorth! StoryWorth makes it easy an...

May 03, 20171 hr 11 min

Oh, Hell No (literally)! Let it go!

Anna is getting tested at all angles and the verses over the past few weeks have never been so prevalent in her life. She opens up recent hardships that she was able to get through thanks to God's promises. Then Susannah and Anna dive in to James 1:21 - 22 - listening to the Word isn't enough. Do what it says! Special thanks to our sponsor Jet.com! Jet.com has nearly everything you could possibly need from groceries to even furniture. Fast free shipping for orders over $35, no membership fees an...

Apr 26, 201756 min

The Power of Hot Cross Buns. And Prayer. Mostly Prayer.

Anna and Susannah talk about the life altering power of prayer while discussing James 5:16. We share our favorite verses to pray over our children and Anna considers divorce as she and her daughter continually trip over her husband's gigantic freak feet. A special thank you to our sponsors! Try Warby Parker's Free Home Try-On program. Order 5 pairs of glasses, and try them on for 5 days -- there is no obligation to buy! Ships free and includes a pre-paid return shipping label. Head to warbyparke...

Apr 19, 20171 hr 15 min

Forgive it and quit it

Why is forgiveness so hard? Anna, the master of sweet revenge and bitterness wants to know. The duo talks about why it's essential to a happy life no matter how hard it is to do and use Ephesians 4:31-32 as their guide: Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you. Special thanks to our sponsor, Care.com! Special offer just for you - save 30% off ...

Apr 12, 20171 hr 3 min

Haters gonna hate - but we got Jesus so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anna and Susannah talk about Romans 8:31 "If God is for us, who can be against us?" When we're attacked - emotionally, physically, spiritually - it's easy to despair. When you love sweet revenge (like Anna), you don't have to waste your precious joy and time with plots and schemes. A funny, sincere look at what to do if someone puts baby in a corner. Also, today's podcast has been sponsored by Casper Mattress. You guys really need to look Casper up, they’re so cool. First - they sell directly to...

Apr 05, 20171 hr 4 min

What are you thinking? The answer could change everything.

Anna and Susannah talk about Proverbs 23:7. Ruh roh. The Bibles says we are our thoughts. So what does this mean? Do our thoughts really affect our lives? We say yes and we share our personal stories as proof. Proverbs 23:7 "For he thinks in his heart, so is he." If we want to walk in victory and succeed, our minds have to align with that. Positive minds produce positive lives. Positive minds are full of faith and hope. Negative minds are fearful and doubtful. So, what you think will be! Follow ...

Mar 29, 20171 hr 19 min

Being scared is normal. Do it anyway. How to show up with POWER.

Anna and Susannah talk about 2nd Timothy 1:7 for this week's podcast: "For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline." Being scared it normal. Do it anyway. How to be bold, courageous and disciplined. Show up with power! Then laugh and laugh as this "bible study" goes off the rails when we talk about soul singer Aliyaah's sexual song that had a baby cooing in the background. Awkward! Follow us on Facebook! The Anna and Susannah Show: http://bit.l...

Mar 22, 201753 min

Something so simple that can change your relationships forever

Anna and Susannah are back this week, with a new revamped show! Think of it as a bible study that goes waaaaay off the rails. This week we talk about a simple verse that can dramatically change your relationships forever. After listening to the episode, we'd love to hear your response and experiences to our challenge. Please share this podcast with your friends or people who you think could use a good laugh and a good word!

Mar 15, 20171 hr 6 min

It's our Kid's Fault: This is Why We're Nuts

Anna and Susannah talk about all the wonderful ways our kids have made us certifiably insane. We also talk about those times we've completely lost our cool and how to learn and from it. For the amazing offer from HelloFresh, visit hellofresh.com and enter ASShow when you subscribe for $35 off your first week of deliveries. Seriously. Do it. It’s a life changer. Follow us on Facebook! The Anna and Susannah Show: http://bit.ly/fbAandSShow HaHas for HooHas: http://bit.ly/FBHooHas Whoa Susannah: htt...

Mar 01, 20171 hr 6 min

The Most Hilarious "Sick" Stories from Anna, Susannah and Fans

Anna and her family get the stomach flu and all hell breaks loose - literally. Then Anna and Susannah ask the fans for their most hilarious sick stories and they don't disappoint. Susannah also reminices about her whole family getting scabies - that was a real treat. Then, later in the episode the two talk about slowing down and why a day of rest may be the most important decision you ever make. Follow us on Facebook! The Anna and Susannah Show: http://bit.ly/fbAandSShow HaHas for HooHas: http:/...

Feb 22, 201758 min

Valentine's Day stories and incredible gift fails

Straight off their Live Chat on FB, Anna and Susannah talk about hilarious Valentine's Day stories like old boyfriends buying late gifts off the clearance section and incredible gift fails - like 6 ft tall teddy bears and "sexy" footy pajamas with hoods. Follow us on Facebook! The Anna and Susannah Show: http://bit.ly/fbAandSShow HaHas for HooHas: http://bit.ly/FBHooHas Whoa Susannah: http://bit.ly/FBWhoaS Anna Lind Thomas: http://bit.ly/FBAnnaLThomas...

Feb 15, 201756 min

Motherhood - is this all there is to life?!

If we're moms, is motherhood our "life's purpose?" What if it leaves us feeling us empty inside - does that make us bad moms? What if the Internet is skewing our perception of motherhood altogether? Anna and Susannah tackle these questions and more. Also, today's podcast has been sponsored by Casper Mattress. You guys really need to look Casper up, they’re so cool. First - they sell directly to consumers cutting out the middle man and giving us incredible prices. Second, they deliver it right to...

Feb 08, 20171 hr

Crappy Friends: Who to drop, who to keep and why it can change your life forever

Anna and Susannah talk about friendships and share some real doozies of betrayals and nonsense at the hands of other women. We also talk about how being lonely may be the best thing to ever happen to you. For the amazing offer from HelloFresh, visit hellofresh.com and enter ASShow when you subscribe for $35 off your first week of deliveries. Seriously. Do it. It’s a life changer. Follow us on Facebook! The Anna and Susannah Show: http://bit.ly /fbAandSShow / HaHas for HooHas: http://bit.ly /FBHo...

Feb 01, 201749 min
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