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This is It could Happen here Executive Disorder, our weekly newscast covering what's happening in the White House, the crumbling world, and what it means for you. I'm Garrison Davis today. I'm joined by Mio Wong, James Stout, and Robert Evans. This episode, we're covering the week of April seventeen to April twenty three. Jd Vance has killed the Pope. A second pete hegseath on authorized signal chat has hit the Department of Defense. The White House announces that the Education
Department will start collecting on defaulted student loans. Beanie clad Tim Poole joins the White House press pool, and hippie Facebook moms rejoice with artificial food dies being banned across America. How are we doing, everybody?
So, after hearing that, fine, I guess I outlived the Pope.
I outlive the Pope.
You have to live several more decades to like outlive the pope. Officially, I think he was eighty eight, So he did it and did it.
Thank goodness he did not die on Hitler's birthday, because that would have been a whole other, whole other, Yeah.
I'm still one day off. I'm thinking back to my Catechism classes and trying to remember, like Pope dead on Easter, good sign are bad?
That's definitely a sign and get some kind.
Of shine do we? How do we take that?
Shout out to the Pistons for holding off winning a playoff game just long enough for the Pope to die, such that Francistory's entire tournament office never saw a Pistons playoff win. Congratulations to the Pistons, Gradulations to the City of Detroit. Congratulations were withholding that from the Pope?
Didn't that mean love to see it? Did Pope Francis have a strong opinion on the Pistons that he expressed at some point because I may have missed that.
No, he knew they were in a Macomore song, so therefore he hated them.
He was a huge mcle fan. Yeah, a lot of people don't know this, but the entire time the Pope is lying in state, they're just going to be looping thrift shop. So yeah, as Pope Francis wanted.
Yeah, that was his dying wish.
Do you know who else probably used to listen to mackilmore not anymore because he got too woke. But Pete hegg Seth seems like us. He's like a twenty twelve Macklemore guy.
Yeah it might have been. Might have been.
He was sharing plans for you many air strikes with his wife, his brother and a personal lawyer in another signal.
Chat, I do the same thing.
Yeah, well yeah, you've yet to act on your plans.
It's a difference. They are not interested.
Looping at the lawyers the real like God to your move there.
That's so funny because I mean it says so much both about like what's going on in Pete heg Seth's brain, but of the quality of lawyer, because any lawyer worth assault would be like please your movie chat.
Yeah, you need to get me out of this chat. What is wrong with you? Are you? Are you texting me missile package information?
That's the thing.
Though, we've gotten great every like this guy from Julianti, from all of the lawyers, these like random cartoon dipshits. The right keeps finding that like they will just hand you a law degree. Like if you hand the state enough money, they will just hand you a law degree. And you can just like bullshit your way to the bar and you'll be fine.
Like they get that. Shout out to anyone you can tell a really good lawyer in a room where legal things are being discussed. And I've had this happen several times because they just leave, they bounce, they get the fuck out of the room. And that's a smart lawyer.
Yeah. I don't know if you saw it, but the State of California was using AI to say it's bar exam questions.
So ohird. You don't even have to be so that the AI would be able to tell you, don't text you your wife, lawyer and sun classified information about missile strikes. But whatever.
Now, hopefully if they start using AI more to get through school, they won't have they won't have as many student loans to be collected on. Yeah, of practice that has been paused since March of twenty twenty, set to be resumed on May fifth. And then, Man, the Timpoole
thing was really wild. Press Secretary Carolyn Levitt gave a give a glowing introduction to Tim Poole's addition to the press room, and Tim's first question to the administration was was asking why news media just lies so much about Trump. Fantastic journalism here from comrade Tim, really probing question. Let's pivot towards RFK and the concerning registry that has been discussed, which is a word you never like to hear. Whenever someone brings up the concept of a registry, it's usually.
Bad, always bad. So I'm going to talk in general about what RFK, the things that he has said, not just about autistic Americans, but about people who are receiving psychiatric medication, people who are addicted to opiates, people who are utilizing like stimulants, by which I mean ADHD medicine, which if you have ADHD, that's not exactly the way it functions, but that's the way he frames it. Because
these are all tied together, right. I have some frustrations with kind of how it's been taken on social media that I think are not causing people to worry when they don't need to worry, but look at maybe sort of the wrong area to see the immediate threat coming from. So first I'm going to start with like what has been said, and before we get to the registry, we have to go back to what he was talking about on the campaign trail because prior and this is prior
to him endorsing Donald Trump. When our FK Junior was like an individual like running for president on his own under his independent campaign, he started talking about wellness farms, right, and these were specifically in the language that he use, places that people who were addicted to psychiatric medication antidepressants he named specifically antidepressants and stimulants as well as people with opiate addictions, right, and he has since talked about
other drug addictions as well. Could go to spend three or four years working on a farm. He always frames it as also like learning skills. So it's this mix of I want people to be able to work in this in you know, lovely bucolic, you know agrarian setting where they'll gain working skills. And then there's also pepperedin these very frightening phrases like they need to be reparented right now. In addition to this, he's not just that this is all focused on Americans who are taking medications
that he thinks are over over prescribed or purely unnecessary. Right, that's always the way, Like psychiatric medication. He almost has a scientologist attitude towards it that like this is all essentially unnecessary and obviously you know, all of this stuff comes out of their elements of this that were true at one point. For example, back in the nineties, like
Riddlin was wildly over prescribed to kids. But the way in which he's translated this now is that basically everyone on a stimulant, everyone on an antidepressant is on it unnecessarily. And in a podcast in twenty twenty four, he went further by kind of tying a lot of this to race, specifically stating quote, every black kid is now just standard put on adderall on SSRIs benzos, which are known to induce violence, and those kids are going to have a
chance to go somewhere and get reparented. So that's all deeply concerning.
It's like kidnapping children. And forcibly, like demedicating.
I will say, that's not how he has framed it. So one of the things is people I've heard it phrases like rfks admitted he wants to imprison millions of Americans in camps, and like, that's not what he said. The direct quotes about this are not framed as a mandatory thing. It's framed as a replacement for other treatments that people can choose to go into and choose to leave.
That's what he's said, right, Okay, Now, perfectly reasonable when a guy in an administration like this is talking about putting up camps to be like, well, I don't know if I believe him, but it's not accurate that he said he wants to arrest millions of people and force them onto camps. He just has not said that, right, Yeah, yeah, And I think it behooves us to be honest about what he said. I think it also who's to talk about, like where this idea comes from, right, and what he's
looking back to. And again, a lot of the issue here is not necessarily what RFK might do, but the fact that he might not be there forever, and if he starts establishing this this kind of kind of program that starts in an attempt to be something that is more, you can choose to be on these camps or not. There's certainly willingness within the Republican Party to force people
into different kinds of quote unquote treatment like this. And one thing I think that particularly is the way in which the right has liked to shift blame for gun violence and mass shootings off of the availability of firearms and onto people who are on psychiatric medication right, And this is an area in which I could see someone taking over from RFK or pushing past the things he specifically has stated he wants to do, because I think he does come out of a more quack medicine goal here,
putting people forcibly in camps and colonies like this, I.
Mean, like the idea of like reparenting, I guess is deeply problem Yes, incredibly scary phrase, but it is worth noting as there's a very good teen Vogue article on the matter called RFK wants to send people to wellness farms.
The US already tried that that talks about the actual background that he is hearkening back to, because he is not His vision of wellness farms is not like the Nazi concentration camp. Which doesn't mean that it's not possible that things could wind up in a much darker direction. But this gives you an idea of the history that
he is specifically calling back to. Quote beginning of the eighteen nineties and continuing through the first decades of the twentieth century, epileptic and feeble minded colonies sprung up around the US. The initial purpose of these colonies was to remove patients from overcrowded, badly run asylums and poorhouses in favor of farm life, where they would have access to
the outdoors. Under the colony model, patients generally lived in cottages designed to be more homelike than institutional Patients were also given jobs, and many were expected to work on colony farms, where they grew their own food. Doctor William Sprattling, the medical suit superintendent of the Craig Colony for Epileptics in New York, declared that the farm model meant nature, the great restorer, will have an opportunity to do her best.
It didn't work. Supporters of the colony model argued that with time, clean air, sunshine, and a restricted diet, physical labor could heal patients, but that didn't happen. Data from the Craig Colony, one of the America's first epileptic colonies, illustrates this point. During the nineteen forties, thanks to funding and staff limitations because of World War II, conditions in
North America's institutions were particularly grim. The institutions nineteen forty three to nineteen forty four annual report to the State Commission of Mental hygiene shows that less than one percent of patients were discharged is cured that year. During that same period, over two hundred patients attempted to leave the colony without permission, and five percent of the total patient
population died. And so I mean, that's reason enough to be deeply worried, right, the fact that without saying like RFK wants to do what the Nazis did, RFK wants to do what the America already did, and it killed a huge number of the people who were interned in those camps. And I guess the thing I keep bringing up is that when I think about what the threat model is more than fucking Auschwitz for people who want our NSSRIS, it's a Judge Rotenberg Center on every corner.
It's camps like these where costs are going to be cut and there's not going to be good access for any kind of independent monitors to make sure health and safety are being followed. It's not that people are going to be shoveled into ovens. It's that as a result of this system being incompetently applied to the most vulnerable. And I'm not even talking about my worry at the moment, being that everyone on an SSR will be forced in
it's going to be poor kids. And RFK has already talked about that, right, Like, that's why he's focusing on the black kids, right, that's who they're going for. We've had some people post up in the subreddit being like, I know I'm going to go to a camp because I have autism, or I know I've alway to go to a camp because i have ADHD. And I'm telling you, I'm not saying don't be scared of fascism. I'm saying this is where to fight right now. It's not RFK wants to send every adult on an SSRI into a
death camp. It's that they're going to try and be putting these kids instead of you know, the different juvenile programs that exist, instead of any kind of functional medical program, They're going to force them into facilities like this. And it's going to become easier for facilities like the Judge Rotenberg Center, which horribly abuses and tortures autistic kids, to spread and to get state and federal funding. Like and that's the threat, right, It's an extension of what we're
doing and what we've done. It's not a carbon copy of what the Nazis are doing or did speaking of the Nazis, and we're back. So a couple of things happen in quick succession that is responsible in part for like why people are so freaked out, and rightfully so. One of them is that RFK gave a speech on the back of new data that showed yet another rise in the rate of autism diagnoses, and as I said on a previous episode, it's because we're looking for it more.
But he made a statement about people with profound autism not being able to pay taxes or write poems, you know, or that sort of thing. And while he was he was specifically talking about people with quote unquote profound autism, it's reasonable for people to assume, like, yeah, but that's just kind of what he sees is basically everyone, right,
and I don't think that that's an unfair assumption. And then coming right up on the heels of that, there was an announcement from the NIH, the National Institutes of Health about RFK Junior's new effort to quote unquote study autism. And basically, what they're going to be doing is collecting comprehensive patient data with broad coverage of the US population and kind of organizing it within the NIH. This is
the first time this has been done. But they are going to be grabbing basically everything they can get their hands on. And we're talking about a mix of medication records from pharmacies, lab testing records, genomic data from people who like go to the Department of the basically data taken by the VA, data taken by the Indian Health Service, as well as data from private insurers. And they're also
going to be buying data from smartwatchs stuff like fitbits. Right, who does sell their data to anybody with like twenty dollars hanging out the back of their pocket. And as a heads up, if you are looking for a fitness tracker, you should look more into this. There are a few that have reasonably good data protection histories. Garman is one of them. This does not mean it's perfect. All of them will hand over your data if given a court order to do so. None of them are going to
break the law to hold on to your data. But Garman doesn't just like sell willy nilly to anybody who wants to like advertise based on it. Right that said, most of them do the last thing I'd write was something like twelve out of fifteen different free fitness tracks apps they checked sold data pretty widely, So yeah, about eighty percent. Yeah, it's the vast majority. Right, So, the NIH is basically looking at taking the data that exists.
They're not talking about really gathering new data, but they they are talking about collecting everything that exists and putting it under one roof for the first time. And this is for a couple of purposes. Right. They want to be able to track the spread of different illnesses and different health problems within the population. These are their claims, but also they want to create a disease registry specifically
to track Americans with autism. Right, And this is because Kennedy describes autism as a preventable disease, which is not accurate. And the fact that this database and these other databases are being made should be very worrisome. Right, It's both important to talk about the fact that he is specifically signaling out autism while also stating like, that's not the only thing they're looking into. Right. They want data on people who are on SSRIs, who are on ADHD medication.
They probably want data on drug use. Right. There are a lot of things they are looking to be gathering, and none of it is shit that they should have access for.
Yeah, you can certainly see them expanding this out to like hormone replacement therapy, transior healthcare, yes, yeah.
And also like the apps attract like menstrual cycles right, yes, people, excess and reproductive healthcare.
And again the immediate plan, I'm sorry, I simply don't. I don't think that RFK Junior's master plan is the mass arrest of everybody who with autism in the United States and forcing them into a camp. I don't think that's what he wants, in part because his number one, his base of support is a lot of the parents
of these kids. And I'm not saying those parents don't want to do things that they are already doing things to their kids that are harmful, But those parents want control over what they see as their kids health care. They want the freedom to experiment with medications on their kids to quote unquote fix them. And this data is going to be used both to provide basically to be massaged to provide evidence that different treatments that don't do shit do in fact work. And I think I have
suspicions of financial interests there. I keep getting questioned like, well, what do you think is going to happen when the autism cures don't work, Well, then they're going to put people in camps. No, the autism cures already don't work. This is an industry. They make money off of this. They make money off of drugging and medically torturing these children.
And as far that is, the threat is that it is going to get easier to do at a larger scale, and it is going to be harder to fight, even illegal to provide good information on what does and does not work. And that is what's happening right now as opposed to something we might be worried about, you know, years down the line. And yes, we should fight anytime the government is trying to put populations of people into a motherfucking database like this, we should fight all of
this tooth and nail. I just think this is what I see as the danger. You know, Yeah, the risk is this to centralized stuff. It's a centralized acceleration for things that have already been happening, less so than just like large skilled direct sator intervention.
Yeah, I think a lot about like in the context of this like quote unquote wilderness therapy programs. Right, yes, Roberts covered these, but which have been abusing children for years.
And that is what I see when we talk about these these farms. Again, my worry is not RFK wants to forcibly put everybody into fucking Auschwitz Part two. It's RFK wants a hundred times as many teen treatment facilities where kids who disobey are get in trouble with the large caught it fucking protests, can be forced to labor, and an amount of them will die and all of them will suffer permanent mental and physical damage as a result of being put in these places.
Yeah, like the behavioral improvement centers that are you could even be part of, you know, like like community service.
Yes, yeah, it's extensions of what we do. It's extremely American, you know. I just that's that's where my head is.
Yeah, it's not great. So talking of where I guess where my head is is immigration, Right, That's what I tend to update us on. So I guess I've seen it characterize as like legal ping pong between the courts and the DOJ. It would be like if one side was playing ping pong with a regular tennis racket, and everyone was just pretending that they weren't right, Like the doj is just continuing to kind of flout these court orders.
If we start from the top and go down, the Supreme Court temporarily banned the government from renditioning Venezuelan men in the district of North Texas to El Salvador. I think people maybe sometimes this got a little misinterpreted on social media, like you have to look at who the class was, and the class was a group of Venezuelan men who were in immigration detention in North Texas who were going to be sent to Well Saladore, and that
was who got the relief. The case at the time was pending before the US Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, and the Supreme Court said that once that court active, the government could appeal to the Supreme Court. However, they added, the government should not, and I'm quoting here, remove any member of the putative class of detainees from the United States until further order of this Court.
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The Supreme Court to update on the case, which we've covered a lot here. The Abrego Garcia case. Judge Genies ordered expedited discover. Discovery is when both parties in a lawsuit, like a mass information right, they're able to find out information.
And in this case, the government more or less ignored this, and it did so by sticking to its line that they can't bring him home to the United States, saying that the requests were and I'm quoting again here, based on the false premise that the United States can or has been ordered to facilitate Abrego Garcia's released from custody
in El Salvulo. Their claiming they were ordered to return him, and somehow in their minds, returning him does not include ensuring his release, like they're saying that they're only obliged to transport him should he be released anyway.
Genie's in a.
Court order, called this quote a wilful and bad faith refusal to comply with the discovery obligations. Geni's also called the government's assertions of executive privilege quote equally specious. The City of Hyattsville in this case also clarified through a press release that quote, at no time did any member of HPD identify or file any report classifying Abrego Garcia as a member of any gang. Despite this, the executive branch is still going with that he's a violent gang member.
They also doxed his wife this week by releasing a protective order that she had once filed and withdrawn, and when that was released, it contained her address, so she's now hiding in a safe house.
They photoshopped a MS thirteen tattoo onto his knuckles above a weed leaf tattoo, a smiley face across and a skull.
Yeah, that's what they're going with. I guess specious is a specious is a good word?
Yeah?
Just hideous nonsense?
Yeah, no, absolutely obscenely ridiculed. And then the other angler says is I'm just saying that you don't have a right to do process right like openly, just like Miller has been saying this. Jd Vance has been saying this on x dot com that like, these people don't have a right to do process for that. They've come up with various arguments for that. It also seems like two people sent twelve Salbador no longer appear on any official list of detainees. Yeah, which is concerning one of them,
Ricardo Pradovasquez. He's not among the two hundred and thirty eight people we know on the manifest for those sent twelve Salbador. He doesn't appear to be in Venice Whaler, which is where his passport is from. And the fact that the government claims that they sent him. The government has said they sent him on the March fifteenth flights. He's not listed there. He's not visible in photos. Has led to concerns that we might have sent more people
to Asarbadorre than we currently know about. He entered the country with a CBP one appointment. Right, which of all the ways to enter is the one that the US government was trying to force people to use at that time.
Right, he very like legally entered the country. Yes.
Yeah, to be clear, he entered at a port of entry with an appointment to claim asylum. He appears made a mistake when delivering food and ended up driving into Canada and was arrested when he attempted to return to the United States. He doesn't show up on the ICE detainee locator, and essentially no one knows where he is right.
This concern has been compounded by the fact that it also emerged this week that the US has sent at least one detainee, Omar Abdul sata Amin to Rwanda, and the combination of these two things raises a concern that they are sending third country nationals to detention in other
countries that we are not yet aware of. Right, of course, the Rwanda Plan was something that the UK government hatched a long time ago, and the Kagami government in Rwanda seems to see this offer right as a way of gaining legitimacy with governments in the global North, especially given the widespread criticism for its actions in the Democratic Republic
of Congo. Recently, from the Handbasket, which is like a kind of substacky outlet, they've reviewed memos between the US government and the embassy in Rwanda, and I'm quoting from one of them here. The US provided a one time payment of one hundred thousand dollars to support social services, residency documents, and work permits. Rwanda has also, according to the Handbasket, agreed to accept ten more third country nationals. So the US is paying Rwanda a little bit more
than it's paying El salbad Or. Right, it was paying El salborda twenty thousand per person per year, but it's a one time payment. Nonetheless, I struggle to believe that you could concoct a way in which it would cost Wander one hundred grand to produce a residency document and a work permit for an Iraqi national. But yeah, this has obviously led to the concern that people are being sent to other places that we don't yet know about
talking to people being sent to other places. A US citizen, Jose Hermosille, was detained by ice after approaching a border patrol agent to ask for directions.
He was detained for ten days.
DHS is claiming that he was arrested near the Nogales border and that he approached the border patrol agent and upon doing so, identified himself as a non citizen who was not in the country legally, which is what they claim. Yes, so Hermaiceo disputes this along with his lawyers. He says he approached the agent looking for directions, having had a seizure and been in the hospital and when he got out of hospital was trying to work out where to go. He is from New Mexico, but he was visiting his
girlfriend's family in Tucson. He told the agent he was from New Mexico, and the agent accused him of lying. In his account, DHS has to produce a transcript with I'm not going to call it a signature because it just has the word Jose written underneath it. Right, Mister Hermercio, according to his girlfriend, has some learning difficulties, and by her account, he wouldn't have been able to read the
English language transcript that he's alleged to have signed. So, like, whether or not he signed this is rather a material right. He clearly, judging by her account, was not aware that he was in it. Judging by this, this is not even a signature with a last name. It's laughable to suggest that he like consentingly signed this. But nonetheless, he was detained for ten days till his family produced his documents in court.
Yeah, he was arrested quote unquote without proper immigration documents, which you don't carry around when you're a US citizen.
Yeah, you're not obliged to please.
You don't need that. His family brought his Social Security card certificate to court, and eventually the case against him was dismissed after being held by Ice for ten days. This reminds me of a similar case from this past week, where a US citizen was detained on Wednesday the sixteenth. This is a twenty year old born in Georgia, Juan Carlo's Lopez Gomez. He was pulled over while driving to work near the Florida border. He doesn't speak much English
or Spanish. He speaks an indigenous mind language, but he gave his real ID card and Social Security card over to a state trooper. He was detained and charged with illegally entering the state as a quote unquote unauthorized alien. Similarly, the trooper claims that Lopez Gomez said that he was
in the country illegally. This is like some kind of communication error or these law enforcement officers are just like lying or trying to construct like language traps to make someone agree to a statement that admits that they're in the country legally, which allows them to be detained. He
was put into a twenty four hour ice hold. The next day, a federal judge verified his birth certificate, which is brought by his mother, but claims to lack the authority to release him, though he was released later Thursday night, and he was arrested under a new Florida law signed by the Santas last month, which a judge blocked earlier
this month. On April fourth. This basically allows the state troopers to act as their state's own like border patrol, and it penalizes immigants who quote unquote knowingly enter or attempt to enter the state after entering the United States by eluding or avoiding examination or inspection by immigration officers.
Yeah, and like the common thing here, right is that they're just we've seen this. There are a bunch of other cases that are like this too, where it's just like they see someone who's not white and they're just like, yeah, fuck it, we can grab this person and then just live about what they said. It's like it's not even very.
Based on racial profiling.
Yeah, but it's like things it's like it's not even it's not even like racial profiling anymore. Like it's it's they're just attempting to black bag like random non white people that they're just running across. Yes, and so of course they're like grabbing US citizens r because they're just grabbing random people. But it's like they're just fucking doing this to everyone. This has happened in other states as well.
There's been instance like this like the past few months, which have which have increased in frequency since Trump has taken office. Yeah, let's go on a break and return to talk tariff. Okay, we are back. How's the how's the economy going?
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So we got a look inside the White House this week at how the tariff, the turf tariff suspension happened. Now, remember so there was there was the deliberation day tariffs a few weeks ago, and then they got suspended for ninety days. So we're all still on the ninety day
countdone clock on those being unsuspended. But we got a view of how that happened from the Wall Street Journal, and the Wall Street Journal reports that Secretary Treasurer Scott Bessett and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik basically waited until Trump advisor Peter Navarro was out of the room, and then it was in a meeting, and then they cornered Trump and we're like, you gotta roll these terror you gotta do this pause on the tariffs.
Honestly iconic, you know, I hate to say it, but iconic.
This was also all the first TRUP administration ran, and everyone appears to have forgotten that this is how all of the shit works.
Well, because there was a there were all those stories for the first couple of weeks about how smooth and well run it was and everything.
It's slow, yeah, and like the many people assume that there was like a plan behind this, and like, no, no, I am fucking vindicated. They really are just this fucking stupid, Like, no, there is not a grand strategy behind this sort of like tariff rollout.
Right.
There is a senile old man and his stupid warring advisors, and they're both fighting each other basically for like they're they're they're they're they're trying like they're they're trying to wait until the other persons out of the room so
they can grab control of the fucking puppet reins. But this this does actually lay bare something that's sort of important about this, which is that like there is a huge fight inside of the Trump administration between kind of lutnik who's like the representative of a bunch of different sort of sectors of American capital, right, Like he he's a representative of like you're fucking like Walgreens, dipshits, right, and like he's also representative of with the finance people,
and those people are losing their fucking minds over the tariffs because it's again going to destroy the economy. But Navarro is you know, it's just like a hardline sort of like anti China ideologue. And and Navarro is the person who's been driving the most intense versions of these tariffs.
And it's a real issue for everyone else in the administration who doesn't want this to happen because Navarro is like the one guy in the administrator in the Trump actually likes and so they can't directly move against him because they lose. Like Elon Musk tried this and like it got nowhere. And so you know what we've been seeing is is just like again, the tariff policy here is just being set by who's the last person in
the room with him. Yeah, so we're probably still like about sixty days ish out from these terrorists coming back into effect. I mean this basically means like they'll be hitting in the summer, which is also just like absolutely the worst conceivable time for these terrifts to take effect in terms of like if you were just like deliberately trying to cause a massive popular mobilization against you. This
is what you would do. They're not that, they're just dumb, but like, you know, so okay, let's most move on to the sort of big news of this week is the press has been carrying stories about Trump backing off of the one hundred and forty five percent China tariffs and the fact that there's going to be negotiations and it's all going to get wound down, and like, I'm pretty sure this is just kind of pure lutnik shit to try to calm the markets down. The issue with
this story is that there are no negotiations, right. Everyone keeps talking about how the US is going to do negotiated settlement with China. There have not been any negotiations. There are not negotiations. There has not even been a process to start negotiations, because you know, the last stories we had about this was that like neither side wants to be the person to like start going to the table because like asking the other side for negotiations makes
them look weak. Like Trump has been asking China to ask him the cert of negotiations. The Chinese are refusing. And the second issue here, and this is The more substantive problem with with a sort of negotiated back out is that the Trump Navarro position hinges on the line that the trade deficit inherently like with China, is proof
of Chinese market manipulation. And the thing is, there's no actual way to systematically address that, right, Like there's that there's nothing that like either China or the US could do that would that would reverse the trade deficit. So there's no sort of like you know, like yeah, like like the obvious way out here would be for like Trump to take some kind of weird symbolic victory and like China to be like we're doing a fenntional crackdown
or some shit. But the thing is, like, ideologically for someone like Navarro, and Navarro is the important figure here, like Navarro just wants trying to destroy it.
Right There's there's no actual.
Negotiating process that he can do that will actually sort of like make this like negotiation shit happen and have it actually like eliminated tariffs. The only thing that can happen basically is a political battle inside of the Trump administration where Davarro gets pushed out somehow. But again, Navarro
is like Trump's guy. So I I just don't buy all of this, all of the fucking stories that are coming out, And this happens constantly, every single time there's one of these things, there's all these stories being like, well they're gonna get rolled back. It does actually mean this, and that just happens. Right, we have one hundred and forty five percent rais on China. Now, the last thing I want to talk about is what the actual effects of this has been. And the effect is that it
has been. There's been a massive slow down and a massive like shutdown in in exports from China to the US, like an internship container ship traffic. Right, we're talking about I'm just gonna quote from CNBC here. So they're talking about Optimizer, which is like a tracking system for ships, and they said, quote, year on year, the data shows a forty four percent drop in vessels schedule to arrive the week of May.
Fourth to May tenth.
Now that that's not actually necessarily a forty percent drop in traffic, because there'll be more shit when like other boats get full. But you know, to put this into perspective, right, during the worst for trade, the worst parts of the COVID lockdowns the year and a year drop was only twenty percent, so and twenty percent is the number that's been that's been being spread around the media for like what roughly the drop looks like for some companies is
larger than others. And again, the tariff, we still haven't even seen the actual shocks of the tariffs yet, and we're already seeing a decline in experts from China that is like again around the level of the lockdowns. And and you know, I think like people remember like the kind of unhinged shit that that caused, right, and that's something that you know is only going to intensify. And the other part of this, right is that the strategies right now for how this is being dealt with is
moving through Vietnam, moving through Cambodia. But if you remember the rates from the original sort of like turf tariffs from Liberation Day, right, like the teriff from Vietnam was like one hundred percent or some shit, it was like
eighty percent. I don't remember, zat my head, but like there's no actual viable strategy of just of ways you can route these goods through and it's been especially hitting the sort of drop shipping companies, right, like people like Temu and anything that realts in air phrase just getting fucked. And so this is all just you know, just sort of rolling in the background, is just this logistics crisis,
and it's it's it's it's also an echo crisis. And this thing I actually want to close this section on is that, Like, so the big issue with these sort of empty boats, right and these cancelations at boat orders, is that in order for it to be profitable, because all of these these shipping companies run on such low margins, right, they only barely survive the pandemic by taking out a series of just like unhinged sort of like weird collateral
based loans. And in order for these companies to be profitable, they have to continuously keep on completely filling up ships.
Right.
If a ship is not full, it is not profitable for them to run it, so you know, and and if that's if that's not happening, the entire system literally grinds to a halt until there's enough orders to move things through. So even the ship that there is demand for, right can't be shipped because these shipping companies cannot afford
to unless the entire thing is full. So the supply chain disruptions that we are going to see from this, as this sort of escalus and as this continues, and especially in a few months if the liberation dataies go back into effect, are catastrophic, And we really like, it's just it's this way. You can hear the thunder, you can see the lightning, but the storm hasn't hit yet, and it is going to and when it does, I
don't know. I was trying to do a poetic thing about how we're all going to get fucking dredged, but we're fucked. It's going to be unbelievably bad. And the only process right now inside of the administration that doesn't involve like some kind of mobilization is like, again, is Leutnik winning this fucking intra intra administration political battle with Navarro?
So woo, well, pre order your Nintendo switch too right now.
Yes.
In other news, the Minnesota Attorney General is assuming the Trump DMin over the executive order about trans women participating in school sports, saying he will quote not to participate in a shameful bullying and also says that this order violates the Minnesota Human Rights Act. So we'll see some more court cases over this in the weeks to come.
I'd like to talk a little bit about student crackdowns for Palestine protests, kind of in a different way we've discussed like ICE going after and detaining and deporting and taking away visas and green cards, so unrelated to that side of it. On the morning of Wednesday, April twenty third, the FBI served multiple search warrants in southeast Michigan, presumably related to Palestine protests and encampments from the past year.
There's also some reporting of law enforcement activity in other states, like Pennsylvania, but I'm still waiting to confirm that. The press secretary for the Michigan Attorney General confirms investigators executed
search warrants for three homes. He said that people were briefly detained during the execution of these warrants, but they were all eventually released, and he noted, quote there is no immigration enforcement angle to the execution of these search warrants unquote, so these people aren't being investigated by ICE to get deported necessarily. This is seemingly for other protest activity. A pro Palestine student group says that these rates happened
at around eight am quote. Early this morning, police an FBI agents rated four residences of University of Michigan pro Palestine protesters, refusing to show warrants. They seized all electronics and a number of personal belongings on quote. But let's close this episode by returning to my most Stephen Colbert Skibbity Biden segment, Stinky Musk, which is still the worst
day I've come up with. Last Tuesday, Elon Musk said that quote working for the government to get the financial house in order is mostly done unquote, So Musk is moving closer to stepping back from DOGE this May, around the time that his Special Government Employee designation is set
to expire. Reporting from Washington Post claims that Musk is growing tired of the vicious and unethical attacks from the left and that is kind of dragging on him, with other reports suggesting that Musk is annoying other Cabinet members and administration officials more than Trump himself. In fact, just this Wednesday, a few hours before recording, Musk and Bessett, we're having a pretty intense shouting match in the White House.
Going forward, Musk says that he plans to work for the government about one to two days a week for the remainder of the Trump presidency so that he can quote make sure that the waste and fraud that we've stopped does not come roaring back unquote. He keeps referring to his work at DOGE is like being already completed. Essentially, we already found all of the fraud, and now we
just have to make sure more fraud doesn't happen. We've previously reported on the alleged fraud that he claims to have found and the false numbers up on the doge site. But it seems like this work really is like winding down the musk. Doge like reply to this email with five things you've done this week, or else be fired. Directive has essentially sputted out senior officials did not comply
with the core aspects of the directive. It was never really enforced, and the Trump Office of Personal Management later said that this was voluntary and that OPIUM officials may've never actually ever read those response emails at all. Though a small number of agencies are still requiring compliance with this mandate, and in some fun news, Tesla stock just continues to decline, dropping to half its peak from last December, and anti Tesla vandalism is potentially spiking the cost of
Tesla insurance. Tesla had a just disastrous earnings call this Tuesday, April twenty second, showing that Tesla profits have fell seventy one percent over the first three months of the year. A total revenue has decreased nine percent compared to twenty twenty four, with car sales revenue dropping twenty percent compared
to a year earlier. The Tesla CFO stated that quote, the negative impact of vandalism and unwarranted hostility towards our brand and our people had an impact in certain markets unquote. In a company statement before this earnings call, Tesla claimed dot quote unquote a changing political sentiment could impact demand for their product. Musk announce that he would be shifting his attention back to Tesla and that his Doge time
allocation will quote unquote drop significantly. Musk talked tariffs on this earnings call and tried to carefully like not bash Trump while stating concerns over the high tariffs, saying quote, I've been on the record many times as saying I believe lower tariffs are generally a good idea, but this decision is fundamentally up to the elected representative of the people, being the President of the United States. So you know, I'll continue to advocate for lower tariffs, but that's all I can do.
Unquote.
Any thoughts on Musk and Tesla here before we close.
Yeah, one thing I want to remind everyone that is genuinely good news is that the thing about Tesla sales dropping is that it actually fucks them in two different ways, right because because again most of the most of their money is from these carbon credits that they're selling. But the thing is, in order to be able to get the carbon credits, they do need to be able to
sell cars totally. And so each like subsequent cycle of people not buying cars is also destroying their carbon credit subsidies, which is like this sort of like spiraling like cash crisis thing. So you know, look, zero Tesla sales as possible, we can keep driving at world as possible.
We can destroy these bastards.
We can ruin this one guy specifically's life, and it's not even that difficult.
So yeah, well, we reported the news.
We reported the news.
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