Cal Zone Media book Club book Club, book Club book Club. It's the cool Zone Media book Club, the book club where you don't have to do the reading because I do the reading for you. Except this month a cool Zone Media book Club. We're doing something a little different. You see, we here at cool Zone Media received a missive from the future episodes of our own podcasts from thirty years from now from the year twenty fifty four,
and we're happy to share them with you. Welcome back to cool Zone twenty fifty four Reports from the Dinoh War, your weekly source for everything World War three point five, everything from the World Civil War, or as we like to call it, the Dinoh War. I'm your host, Margaret Kiljoy, and this week is our once a year recap of where we are in the year of our Lord twenty fifty four and how we got here. Don't worry. Next week we'll be back with all your favorite on the
ground reporting. But this week we're going to speed run the last I don't know, ten years or so of world history. We're two years into the Dinoh War and it is worth understanding what got us here, or, as General Lichterman always says, you can't know what direction you're going to go if you don't know what direction you were already going. But first, it wouldn't be the year twenty fifty four if we didn't shout out our most
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Dino Cadence. Now where were we world War Three? For the one hundred and twenty years between World War Two and World War Three, people figured World War three would end all life on Earth. It would be the last war ever. For the whole second half of the twentieth century. Yeah, yeah, some of us are old enough to remember the twentieth century. People lived in fear of nuclear armageddon. Figured the next war would be nukes dropping this way and that way,
end of the world as we know. It turns out, no, no one really wanted to blow up the entire world as it happened. World War THREI didn't kick off as a hot war until the autonomous weapon platforms got going in Earnest. We didn't get a nuclear war. We got the AWP War, the op War, the Sixth Month War, the robo War, World War Terror Long twenty forty four,
call it what you want. We here at cool Zone Media tracked the roots of World War three to all the usual sources, the long Russian stalemate in Ukraine, the Palestinian genocide, and the failed Turkish annexation of northeastern Syria. After the US formally left both NATO and the UN and twenty forty one and the world's premier military power, Salt's economy fall into a tailspin, there was a terrifying power vacuum. November twenty forty three, or Murder Month as
our own Robert Evans probably shouldn't have called it. Saw world leaders, CEOs, human rights activists, and media influencers all assassinated at a terrifying rate. Some of those people all mourn some of them I won't. Then all of December was eerily quiet. Then with the fireworks of the New Year, the war started. In Earnest. Turkey invaded Kurdistan, Germany rolled tanks into Poland again, though to be fair, this time it was to liberate the country from Russia. The US
invaded Mexico in Ireland, Mexico invaded the US. The Second Chinese Revolution kicked off, taking them out of the fight more or less completely. All in one week. It was a four way war, the US and its proxies like Israel and the UK. We're at war with the EU. We're at war with bricks minus China, We're at war with the US, and of course the Alliance of the Global South declared war. Quote anyone who attempts to station troops, materiel, or infrastructure in any of our territories, which meant they
were at war with everyone else too. That's how the war looked if you zoomed out far enough on the ground, it was just a war of machines versus people. If you're old enough to listen to this podcast, you're old enough to remember the war, and you probably don't want to be reminded in detail. So we're not going to linger too long on those six terrible months. It was
nasty drones everywhere, killing all kinds of people. Despite all the claims world leaders made about the higher moral standards of artificial intelligence, all the claims made of the precision targeting available to autonomous drone swarms and quadruped AWPs, it was the civilians who got at the worst in the Op War. Same as always, all four sides of the war targeted journalists, doctors, and civilian engineers with at least as much ferocity as they targeted enemy soldiers, drone programmers,
and drones. More than one hundred years ago, during World War One, the anarchist data artist Hugo Ball spoke pruscient words quote the war is founded on a glaring mistake. Men have been confused with machines, as true in twenty forty four as it was in nineteen sixteen. That's the quote you so often here attributed to him these days. But a year earlier he said something similar, yet fantastically fatally wrong. In nineteen fifteen, he wrote, quote, the war
is based on crass error. Men have been mistaken for machines. Machines, not men. Should be decimated. At some future date, when only the machines march, things will be better. Then everyone will be right to rejoice when they all demolish each other. If the machines had only fought the machines, the world would be a better place, and so many of more of our friends would be in it. It is, of course, simply terrifying how efficiently machines can kill without resorting to
nuclear weapons. A billion dead. That's never happened before. A billion dead. The population of the Earth didn't even hit one billion into the year eighteen oh four, and two hundred and forty years later, a billion people died in six months. What a great place to transition to ads. I've been doing this for thirty three years now and it never gets old, transitioning to ads and inappropriate places. Are you tired of your militia issued saddle slipping while
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and bombs and mortars, and mines. Five hundred million people were taken to their grave by the deer flu. The rest, of course, died of hunger and thirst and lack of access to medical care. A billion people, about ten percent of the human population, died in twenty forty four, and I am certain that includes someone you know. Only six nukes went off over the course of the war, killing about a million people, a tenth of a percent of the total war dead. Washington, d c, Tel Aviv, Saint Petersburg,
those cities simply aren't there anymore. Two more blasts went off at weapon facilities in Pakistan, and of course the sixth blast was the Idaho incident, when a white Christian nationalist organization called God's Hammer failed to prove the superiority of the white race, stealing a warhead from a US facility, only to accidentally detonate it in their own compound outside of Wallace, Idahom. It was civilians who suffered under the war,
and it was civilians who ended it. Vishnu freyer Eloheim, or VIFI for short, was an international consortium of engineers from every side of the war that met in secret and developed the suite of weapons that rendered autonomous weapon platforms obsolete. Most famous of these, of course, are the two weapons that ended the war. In April, they unveiled the tactical EMP a weapon that destroys electronics without harming
life or non electrical infrastructure. At the end of May, they released the first prototype of the Vishnu Shield, a static EMP field that can shield an entire geographic area from electronics that can run for hours at a time on a shockingly low amount of power. By month four of the war, soldiers from every army, both enlisted and officers regularly mutinied and deployed tactical EMPs supplied by Vifi, stationing themselves at population centers and attacking drones from every army.
By month six, the Vishnu Shield had been deployed by desperate civilians in nearly every country in the world, and the war ground to a halt. The governments of India, the Scandinavian Federation, and what's once more called Palestine were immediately overthrown, while every government in the world, especially those of the major belligerent powers, faced crises of legitimacy that they have yet to recover from. So ended World War three. For eight years or so, we had something resembling peace.
Very few cities opted to keep their Vishnu shields running full time. Of course, modern life, especially in an era of extreme heat, requires regular access to power, although clockmakers have advanced some amazing new marvels like the self powered
clockwork insulin pumps. Imborg, Sweden, was the largest municipality to declare itself a non electric space by a three quarters majority vote of its citizens, and ten years later it remains the most famous large scale example of conscious deindustrialization and is a hub for the neo lutite movement. And we're not just saying that because their tourist board is one of our sponsors. For eight years after the war ended, journalists and ideologues called World War three the last possible
World War. I might have slipped up and said as much on this very show. Daniel informs me that I said it on our August sixth, twenty forty seven episode, the one where I went to that new anarchist pacifist town in Germany that they named Omlas built in the
ruins of Munster. It's a good episode anyway. It gets into the deep radical history of that city and also has clips of me asking like fifteen German pacifists in My really Bad German Why the hell they named their town after a thought experiment about how not to have a utopia? World War three was the last possible war because it was a war between states that was ended by the courage that the people themselves, both civilians and soldiers,
had to stand up to those states. It was the war that declared for once and for all that people power was more powerful than state power. How could you have a war without a state? How could you have a war without the ability to deploy electronics on a modern battlefield? Where there's a will, there's a way, much like there's a way for me to transition to ads right now. I didn't just bring up Helsenborg because their tourist board is one of our major sponsors of the show.
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peace couldn't last. It probably never will. Some people say that World War three point five started in Mexico in twenty fifty five. Years into the Maganesta and Zapatista revolt against the cartels, Suddenly a huge chunk of the ostensibly democratic government stopped siding with the cartels and started siding with the rebels, and an all out civil war broke out.
Other people say that World War three point five started in the Turkish regions of Kurdistan, when in twenty fifty one, the YPJ announced the expansion of the Rushavan Project, declared for democratic confederalism, joined by Iranian feminists and other leftists from across Swanna, just as the Turkish government collapsed under the weight of popular protests in favor of multiculturalism, only to pave the way for the far right Gray Wolves to ascend into power in about half the territory of
the former country. Still, others say that World War three point five started in Idaho buffoons blew themselves up with a nuke, becoming martyrs to ultranationalists of every stripe around the world, none of whom I am sad to say have thus far followed the specific tactical president set for
them by God's hammer. It's made for a good update of the old follow your Leader graffiti, that graffiti which used to feature a stencil of Hitler blowing his own brains out, and now features a stencil of Henrik Olafson. That's not his real name. He was born Tony Rossi in Brooklyn, New York, holding a nuclear bomb and staring at it incredulously. World War three point five is the first World civil war or the First World Revolution, depending on how you look at it. Civil war and revolution
are functionally synonyms. No longer are nation states duking it out with other nation states like the twentieth century, nor are nation states duking it out with non state actors like the early twenty first century. This war, our war, is a war between nationalism and internationalism, a war in the heart of every country on Earth. Still, it's hard to fight a modern war without modern technology. So I don't pin the start of World War three point five
on the Maganestas and the Zapatistas in Mexico. I don't pin it on the Democratic and Federalists in Swanna. I don't pin it on the accelerationist bozos and compounds in Idaho. I don't pin it on the Baltimore Commune. I don't pin it on the Pan African Alliance for Democracy and Cooperation. I don't pin it on that bizarre Red Brown Alliance in Russia, the New Soviet Red Army. I don't pin it on Elpodor del Pueblo. I don't pin it on
the new CCP. I pin the start of World War three point five on a group of scientists working in Helsinki, Finland. I pinned on the people who started cloning dinosaurs. We've covered the rebirth of dinosaurs numerous times on this show before. Of course, if you'd like to hear us talk about it in more depth, I recommend a few episodes. July twenty fifty two's four part The Rise of the Dino Rider series gets into it in more depth. But of
course Garrison Davis is excellent. Why are all the Pterodactyl Jockeys Gay as Hell? From February twenty fifty three remains one of our most listened to episodes ever, and Molly Conger's episode of Weird Little Guys from December twenty forty seven about Aldus Bentley. The third Presage is the whole thing, so just saying more detail is available, but in short,
let's see. I've been writing history podcasts for almost half my life now, and one thing I've learned is that whenever there's a single person credited for this or that scientific or ideological achievement, it's never the full story. Helemi Koskinen is the name you'll hear most often, though, they call her petriyan Ayete, the Mother of beasts, the most famous molecular palaeontologist in the world, which would have been an easy title to wind up with twenty years ago,
but as competitive as health these days. But let's be honest. The reason she's remembered more than her team is that she served as the spokesperson for Cold Lab Cooperative, and that she was gunned down on television the day she announced the first successful de extinction of a dinosaur, a triceratops named trich, which then gored her assassin. As the world looked on March thirteenth, twenty forty nine, you probably know where you were that day. Cold Lab Cooperative wasn't
in the war business. They were in the climate change adaptation business. But the technology they developed, with substantial contributions from Coskinen, who was certainly more than a talking head, absolutely changed the game on cloning. Pettants will tell you that what they do isn't cloning at all, but ex vivogenesis, but that name never really stuck, not in the popular imagination. Soon labs all over the world were de extincting animals
of every sort. Soon after that, labs all over the world were cross breeding humans and animals into what are called biospawn, and even resurrecting living tissue, though of course, to date no one has brought back a human corpse that retained anything in the way of personality, intelligence, or memory. And soon enough after that we went to war. At the Council in Lagos that confederated Democratic territories agreed to a very specific set of limitations on the use of
ex vivo genesis. Only previously existing animals could be cloned, no monsters, the rule states. The Lagos Accord was soon agreed upon by people all over the world. Other people, of course, refused to listen, and by twenty fifty two the World Civil War began in Earnest. On our side, the internationalist side, we have brave dino riders wielding non electric firearms. On the enemy side, the nationalist side, there are zombies resurrected from the dead, shambling across the fields
of battle to eat everything in their way. There are soldiers twisted and bread into nightmarish creatures, ravaged by pain and rage. They're hideous, crawling biospawn the size of houses that shriek and sob their way towards their objectives, ridden by cruel masters who steer them through city streets with hooks and prods. For the first few decades of the twenty first century, it was out of vogue to conceive
of things as either good or evil. But this war, the Dinoh War, it's a war of the living versus the liminal, a war of freedom versus tyranny, a war of kindness versus cruelty, a war of dinos versus zombies, a war we're going to win. And yeah, those of us at cool Zone Media, we're biased. That doesn't mean we're wrong. We're not winning right now, to be honest, nor are we losing. The fight is fierce all across
the world. New national borders creep up and collapse every day, and it's hard to keep up with exactly how everything is going. There are only a few true strongholds on either side. Nigeria, the Scandinavian Federation, the Free Territory of California, and coastal Argentina are firmly in the hands of the internationalists and have been since day one. Istanbul, Saint Petersburg, Johannesburg. They're on the other side. That's it. For a recap.
We hope you join us again next week for another episode of cool Zone twenty fifty four Reports from the dinoh War, where I'll be giving you my report back, plus some live coverage from Helsinki Dinocon and just here for plugs at the end, I still have my substack going. It is thirty plus years going strong. Margaret Kildre. You can find me on substack and also my seventy fourth Danielle Kine book is coming out very soon early next year.
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