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It Burns

Eli Young•itburns.net
Society & Culture
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Comedy
Feel the fire of my hatred.
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Episode 9: Cruise Ships and Elephant Cocks

Because I am spoiled, I occasionally go on cruises. Because I am an ungrateful, whiny bitch, I complain about them. Because I am easily distracted, I then talk about things completely unrelated. My brother contributes by playing Katamari Damacy on his PSP (see spoiled).

Oct 25, 2009•3 min

Episode 8: In Which Age Limits Are Instated

In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea for how I should end these.

Jul 11, 2009•3 min

Episode 7: The Television of Yesteryear

Once upon a time, children’s television didn’t suck. I’m not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother Abe and I are not happy about the change.

Mar 24, 2009•12 min

Episode 6: Not So Much Delicious As Annoying

If you somehow don’t already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in particular can fuck right off.

Feb 01, 2009•7 min

Episode 5: The Ragemobile

This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won’t follow through with that, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related bullshit. I really do need a Ragemobile, though.

Aug 18, 2008•5 min

Episode 4: The Forbidden Fruit

In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down.

Aug 11, 2008•16 min

Episode 3: Get It Off!

Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns! Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

Jun 05, 2008•2 min
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