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Is We Dumb?

Dan Cumminswww.siriusxm.com
Is We Dumb? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Dan Cummins and Joe Paisley explore some of the worst/best/dumbest content the internet has to offer, and laugh at the possible collapse of society.
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Episodes

Is We Dumb? | High Kick. Hitman. Crocs. Reward Box.

Remember that time you tried to hire a hitman to kill your husband, but you went to the most obvious fake website ever to hire them and framed yourself? Let's talk about that, drug smugglers who called the cops on themselves, refusing to serve non-locals food, your brain cells meeting around a conference table, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/6TyQlahEsas Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswe...

Dec 01, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Fire Hydrant. Doorstop. Condom. Space Worm.

We've all arranged furniture in weird sex positions, took photos of said positions, uploaded them to our website, and then wrote dirty captions about what's happening, right? Probably not. Let's talk about that, thinking erections are pee filled dongs, getting disqualified from a school talent show, maybe the greatest theme song in history, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ZGeOODJWgmE Show Links: ...

Nov 24, 20211 hr 22 min

Is We Dumb? | Stress Ball. Slap Chop. Censorship. Paperclip.

Have you ever wondered what's inside of a stress ball? How about accidentally consumed whatever is inside a stress ball? Joe has. Let's talk about that, the annoying paperclip from Microsoft Word, a lot of silliness about a banana slicer, peeing on someone's face during a concert, and more on today's Episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Co6W_6YvUlE Show Links: USAF Tiktok | https://bit.ly/3cgHb7k Museum OnlyFans | https:...

Nov 17, 20211 hr 26 min

Is We Dumb? | Dog Door. Free Car. Ironing. Conjoined Twins.

New life motto. If a grotesque hunchback wants to help you fight in a battle, you better let them or he will kill you and all your friends. It will make sense, we promise. Let's talk about that, a Spirit Halloween store inside of a jail, ironing clothing in extreme places, alcohol warning labels passing the blame, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST * BAD MAGIC PRODUCTIONS GIVING TREE: givingtree@badmagicproductions.com * Watch this episode on You...

Nov 10, 20211 hr 24 min

Is We Dumb? | Mosh Pit. Shrapnel. Barbecue. Rogue Grandma.

Did you know rental car insurance doesn't cover contracting an STD in said insured vehicle? Yep. Let's talk about that, drunk people breaking into a waterpark, getting an entire beer splashed on you at a concert, almost dying after blowing up a truck, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST * BAD MAGIC PRODUCTIONS GIVING TREE: givingtree@badmagicproductions * Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/f_g0fgRSqjk Show Links: Truck Explosion | htt...

Nov 03, 20211 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Umbrella. Banana Bread. CO2. Sad Robber.

Imagine if you just stole a dog from a parked car... and THEN thought it would be a good idea to walk that same dog a couple days later back through the exact parking lot you stole it from in the first place?! It happened. Let's talk about that, shoving banana bread in a gunshot wound, signing your friends up for cool facts about cats, a robber who can't get anyone's attention, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: htt...

Oct 27, 20211 hr 24 min

Is We Dumb? | Metal Detector. PornHub. Fish Finder. Cocaine.

Have you ever spent five hours looking for your wallet using a metal detector only to later discover it was exactly where you left it? Joe has. Let's talk about that, getting sexy with a dinosaur, doing blow with strangers in an alley last weekend, accidentally removing a patient's kidney, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/j-dnAbgmUq8 Show Links: PornHub Challenge | https://bit.ly/3ACfXS9 Suggestio...

Oct 20, 20211 hr 21 min

Is We Dumb? | Remodel. Professional Listener. VHS. Door Handle.

So tell me... if you can't pull a door open, why does it even have a handle in the first place?! As a species, we are better than this! Let's talk about that, peeing poop out your ween, going back to a client's house to destroy the shower you just built, a nice compliment from a coworker, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/EVhygse-LVU Show Links: Remodel | https://bit.ly/3uE8ocm Middle Finger Mask |...

Oct 13, 20211 hr 23 min

Is We Dumb? | Trespassing. Quack. Thumb. Satanic Catholic Baby.

Did you know it's NOT okay to have your wedding at a stranger's mansion who had no idea you were planning on having a wedding on his property in the first place?! I would hope so. Let's talk about that, how much a baby moose weighs, 300 bikers escorting a young lady to her prom, swearing at toddlers, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/NVWel_y2gAw Show Links: Hit and Run | https://bit.ly/3zMgxMM Jet ...

Oct 06, 20211 hr 15 min

Is We Dumb? | Taco. Paint Can. Shark. Chainsaw Bear.

Do you think renaming "shark attacks" to "negative experiences with a shark" will help anything? Probably not. Let's talk about that, a woman who wont stop pooping on her neighbor's lawn, a local taco lady who hates literally everyone, cutting your lawn using only scissors, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/U6LImikeAPc Show Links: Bumper Dumper | https://amzn.to/3u4xml6 Suggestions for segment cont...

Sep 29, 20211 hr 22 min

Is We Dumb? | Lonesome Larry. Epoxy. Trash. Celebratory Gunfire.

Have you ever been about to have intercourse and sadly realized you don't have a condom? Of course, who hasn't... BUT... did you then proceed to EPOXY YOUR PEE HOLE SHUT?! Let's talk about that, getting super mad about velcro strips, skeet shooting with energy drinks, living in a house made of legos, and more and today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Q5F_5OAWVGA Show Links: Lonesome Larry | lonesomelarryproject.co...

Sep 22, 20211 hr 26 min

Is We Dumb? | Coconut. Cereal. Prison. Fish Bomb.

We all remember the time we taped fireworks to a fish and then accidentally blew a hole in our fishing boat, right? Oh, that's never happened to you? Fine. Let's talk about that, prolapsing your colon, getting extremely sad over toothpaste, a little tiny camera for your dong, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/SaoxxVyVDhw Show Links: Cock Cam | Search for it online Suggestions for segment content: d...

Sep 15, 20211 hr 20 min

Is We Dumb? | Rectum. Silver Medal. Taxi. Puppy Kick.

Always remember, if your friend tells you to shove an eel up your ass to cure constipation... just don't. Let's talk about that, drunk idiots in comedy clubs, an amazing olympian who is trying to save a child's life, every ant in the world wanting to murder you, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/fODOnnjOiNQ Show Links: Energy Shield | https://bit.ly/3t2dPkt Suggestions for segment content: dumb@isw...

Sep 08, 20211 hr 30 min

Is We Dumb? | Nipple Clamps. Pulling Teeth. Pens. Dominatrix.

What if you were in a BDSM type relationship, but the dom made the sub only do positive tasks that had nothing to do with sex? Let's talk about that, a grandma that reads books to kids online, having a little sex with your mom, getting lost returning a rental car, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/gpmXLxwnvIQ Show Links: Grandma Bette | https://bit.ly/2XYuUkd Nipple Clamps | Search for it on google...

Sep 01, 20211 hr 22 min

Is We Dumb? | Clipboard. Seizure. Reward Money. Blow My Horses.

Would you find it weird to be using the airport restroom and then hear masturbating noises blended with farm animal noises? Probably weirder if you didn't find it weird. Let's talk about that, getting yelled at for trying to save a man's life, commenting on your own most wanted post on Facebook, valet losing your keys, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/aXaOJ7B0D1M Suggestions for segment content: d...

Aug 25, 20211 hr 28 min

Is We Dumb? | Island. Bill. Flip Phone. Flock of Zebras.

How would one go about chasing down a bunch of Zebras to suck their dongs in order to secure 5G coverage everywhere forever? Let's talk about that, your son making you look like a piece of s**t dad in public, a motel that apparently needs to fire everyone, being worried an island will literally flip over, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/1IFLB1DyuKw Show Links: Island Flip | https://bit.ly/3AxcMfe...

Aug 18, 20211 hr 25 min

Is We Dumb? | One. Year. Anniversary. Show.

HOORAY! ONE WHOLE YEAR OF DUMB, AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU BEAUTIFUL DUMMIES! THANK YOU SO MUCH! Let's celebrate while talking about the most insane business owner of all time, having a ball sack under your chin, Dan and Joe's wives share some dumb stories about their husbands, and more on today's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! STREET TEAM: At high noon, pacific time, on Monday, August 16th, the stickers will go live on badmagicmerch.com . These stickers are free… but there will only be 500 sticker ...

Aug 11, 20211 hr 27 min

Is We Dumb? | Javelin. Cops. Notebook. Oozing.

Do you ever wonder what the Olympics would look like if every athletic was given a ton of LSD before competing in their event? Let's talk about that, advertisers trying to hack into your brain while you sleep, how stupid self-checkout machines can be, running for your life from the cops that didn't even know you existed, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! STREET TEAM: At high noon, pacific time, on Monday, August 16th, the stickers will go live on badmagicmerch.com . These stickers are ...

Aug 04, 20211 hr 16 min

Is We Dumb? | Boats. Redneck Rave. Robots. Short Burrito.

Remember that time Dan pissed off an entire fleet of boats on the lake that then proceeded to chase him, Joe, and the rest of his family all the way back to the dock, throwing bottled water at them along the way? Let's talk about that, a full-blown rescue mission of a rubber sex doll, the power of DNA testing, a business owner with some sassy comebacks, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! STREET TEAM: At high noon, pacific time, on Monday, August 16th, the stickers will go live on badmag...

Jul 28, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Spanking. Pontytail. Seat Belt. Taxes.

#GapingWithGod That's all. New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eVo1QiQjk1I Show Links: Bike Seat Belt | https://amzn.to/3kb6IDX Boa Yawn | https://bit.ly/3B5kluL Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicprod...

Jul 21, 20211 hr 12 min

Is We Dumb? | Instructions. Coat Check. Fastball. Baby Toss.

Can you imagine being a police officer in a high speed chase, and then the guy you're chasing gets out of the vehicle and THROWS HIS BABY AT YOU?! Let's talk about that, checking your penis into a coat check, a place that will let you drive a tank through a house, running for your life from Randy Johnson, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Bb5pRl2Mw-E Show Links: Randy vs. Bird | https://bit.ly/3hiq...

Jul 14, 20211 hr 17 min

Is We Dumb? | Helicopter. Donuts. Duck Foot. Funny Soap.

Can you imagine a world where you're absolutely terrified of accidentally cooking shoes in the oven? Let's talk about that, swinging your dong around at a traffic light, ordering the wrong sized shirts for yourself, stealing a dead person's debit card to buy snacks, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Q0HGEUVkOkI Show Links: Duck Foot | https://bit.ly/3hhC1tW Giant Hotdog | http://bighotdog.com/ Funn...

Jul 07, 20211 hr 30 min

Is We Dumb? | Tent. Disney. Intoxicated. Eel Slap.

Imagine you're just chillin' down at the river... and some random teenager comes out of nowhere to flying karate kick you in the back! Let's talk about that, the stupidest people leaving reviews about Disneyland, having to win your keys back in a claw machine, a hiking trip gone terribly wrong, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Htv5Sa9GQys Show Links: My Life on Wheels | https://www.mylownv.com/ AI...

Jun 30, 20211 hr 28 min

Is We Dumb? | Smoke Detector. Ketchup Packet. Cannon. Heifer Stomp.

WHY IN THE F*@$ ARE KETCHUP PACKETS SO SMALL?! CAN ANYONE TELL US?! Let's talk about that, having your boob stepped on by a cow, one of the worst pieces of furniture ever produced, pushing a bear off a wall to save your dogs, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/wkffgdA5mLc Show Links: Gobblet Gobblers | https://amzn.to/3clmoA2 Bear Push | https://bit.ly/3zuoabX Suggestions for segment content: dumb@i...

Jun 23, 20211 hr 26 min

Is We Dumb? | Photoshop. Lips. Lawn Mower. Mike Tyson.

Quick question. When you owe someone a little money, have you ever considered making and selling bombs in order to payoff your debt? We didn't think so. Let's talk about that, getting your ass kicked by Mike Tyson, what in heck Michelle Branch has been up to, how much lube is too much lube, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/hq-XTJHQZ6g Show Links: Bad Photoshop | https://n.pr/3gdAip2 Cube of Lube |...

Jun 16, 20211 hr 30 min

Is We Dumb? | Beef Jerky. Whale. Dishwasher. Swamp Thing.

Would you attend church more often if they offered various flavors of communion wafers and dipping sauces? Probably! Let's talk about that, one of the wildest getting lost while drunk stories, why making fun of your kids is good for them, a cop that hulked up and lifted a flipped vehicle by himself, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! *** IS WE DUMB? LIVE!!! | JUNE 10TH | TICKETS AT http://badmagicmerch.com *** New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https...

Jun 09, 20211 hr 25 min

Is We Dumb? | Bathtub. Alpaca. Helium. Heelys.

Have you ever wished you could put the ashes of a deceased loved one inside a vibrator so you could screw yourself with it? Yikes. Let's talk about that, why in the hell bathtubs are so short, nearly blowing up a gas station trying to kill a spider, illegally starting an alpaca farm, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! *** IS WE DUMB? LIVE!!! | JUNE 10TH | TICKETS AT http://badmagicmerch.com *** New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0K5y...

Jun 02, 20211 hr 27 min

Is We Dumb? | Brenda. Beaver. Chimney. Landline.

Remember that one time Dan got in a fight with a radio producer over why he doesn't have and refuses to install a telephone landline? Let's talk about that, having a career as a falcon sex hat wearer, unable to beat a chess game that runs on 1 kilobyte, driving one hundred mph, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! *** IS WE DUMB? LIVE!!! | JUNE 10TH | TICKETS AT http://badmagicmerch.com *** New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zwK-a8QUmg...

May 26, 20211 hr 26 min

Is We Dumb? | Chicken McNuggets. Pinball. Slaughterhouse. Shovel.

Did you know McDonalds STILL won't serve lunch during breakfast hours even if being robbed at gunpoint?! Let's talk about that, bouncers that bodyslam people for no reason, the worst lie ever after getting caught filming upskirt videos, recording our podcast while trying to flee the country, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! *** IS WE DUMB? LIVE!!! | JUNE 10TH | TICKETS AT http://badmagicmerch.com *** New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu...

May 19, 20211 hr 36 min

Is We Dumb? | Clowns. Pickle. Hot Tub. Hooker.

Have you ever stuck your ween in a hot tub jet? Let's talk about that, a warped fantasy about a substitute teacher, getting lost in a sewer system for weeks, a yodeling pickle, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! IS WE DUMB? LIVE!!! | JUNE 10TH | TICKETS AT http://badmagicmerch.com New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/EE8VgQ267Yc Show Links: Mullet Toss | https://bit.ly/3nHvzzc Yodeling Pickle | https://amzn.to/2Ro3YHe Monster Truck | h...

May 12, 20211 hr 25 min
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