Okay, guys, welcome to this little bonus episode of Is It Just Me? We are currently both in my lounge room. You might remember Mitchell Cherry here recently signed himself up for cat sitting duties. If you miss it, here's how that came about. One thing that's going to be interesting about this Christmas is it's the first time I'm going to have to cut my fucking rescue cat back to Bogenate. Oh it's her first Christmas with you?
Ye, marriage am.
The cat Isabelle Isabelle.
I'm not exactly sure how a cat is going to go with a seven hour car trip.
You can't take. You can't take the cat, leave it with your HOUSEMATEE.
No, well he's going home as well.
Oh no, you need a cat sitter?
Well, I just I can't because she was re homed so many times before I adopted her, and I just couldn't bear the thought of her thinking that she's been abandoned again. So it's either she comes with me or I leave her at home and I get someone in Sydney to go and feed her. But I just don't try trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to keep her alive.
Ok.
Feed her.
I'll say it again. I don't trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to keep her alive.
Oh, if it's one, what DoD you have one fancy feast today? I can pop that in. I could probably do if you really want to be a fee involved.
Absolutely not.
Do you really not want me to do it?
Because I'm telling you that there's.
No fucking way I'm leaving my cat in your care.
Well, why I would rather have.
Her sitting in the little bloody carrier shitting everywhere all through my astra but he project our diarrhea from the stress of the car trip. I'd rather that than you just conveniently forget to feed her and she gets electrocuted or some ship.
Why did I do an audition and I come to your house and you audition me to be the pussy patter and we see how I go.
You want to played it with my cat to see if you're worthy about looking after it.
I'll be Mitchell Coombs for a day.
Okay, Well, what are you doing Sunday the thirteenth? Maybe we'll do our Instagram live from my place and then I'll leave just you and the cat and will see how it codes.
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm in great so this coming Sunday Instagram Live at couple of miches. You're going to do a play Dane. We'll see if my cat gets along with you.
All right?
Done?
Locked in book, gomb me bond I vet so.
We said we'd do a trial shift. And now here you are in my home.
It's beautiful. It smells like cat food. I can see the kiddy little tray from here. Isabella is running around my feet because we have a resolution. Is she running around trying to avoid me? Or is she running around frolicking because she loves me so much? You're about to find out.
It's a big deal for me to hand over responsibility. I love my little girl so much. I don't trust her with just anyone.
Oh but I'm not just anyone, you know. I'm calm, I'm cool, I'm collected.
Well, you really had to prove your worth. We did the whole thing on Instagram Live. If you had to do our Instagram at a couple of mitches, you can rewatch it. But we're going to bring you some of the best bits right now. So how did you go?
I feel fun? I'm very sweaty, can you see the g listening. Yeah, I'm very hot. I also came in quite literally hot.
I bought a cheeseburger, a double Cheeseburgerabella.
I had a hat.
I had gloves and apron up and mitts. I was scared she was going to attack me.
Well hit, how you went preparing her meal?
Isabella Denner's coming.
He didn't say how much dry food.
But when I held her for the point three seconds before she jumped to her.
Freedom, she felt very bony. So I'm gonna give her a chewery handful, like a good sold.
Bid.
All right, that's the dry food.
Tonight. I'll be having dime saucy morsels with salmon, irresistible taste.
It's like blood.
How much halt him?
I do?
Hold him?
She deserves it.
Actually, I'll sprinkle some cheeseberg on it. Oh, the moon meets your eye like a big a pizza pie.
Lad's of cat food. So what I'm doing here is I'm sprinkling morsels of the beef patty into the cat food for added flavored fat and a simple cheeky texture.
Isabella, Hi, Belle, come here, But Dina's ready. Come on, Isabelle, She's burg yum. He's so yum, Isabella.
I'll go pick her up.
She wants me to pick her up, I'll pick her up, stand by, hiel, come on, Oh god, god food.
She's scared.
She's freaking out. Oh shit, didn't mean she'll say medication. I don't feel comfortable giving her medication. Let's have a look in the drawers.
Oh what does this say?
This says take one per night, Mitchell Kuh's viagra? All right, let's give one, right, viagra?
That's odd. Maybe it's for the cat.
I'm sure it's for the cat.
Do you have viagra? Does this help your tail grow?
Let's add it.
Then there we go.
Biagra's in.
Sorry, I don't need a helicopter.
Parent. But that was not her medication that you'd put in a vole.
Where'd you get that?
Yeah? So that was the point that I interrupted, because you were meant to give her medication. Yes, And I was watching the Instagram live and I was like, that's the white tablet. Her tablets aren't white? Is he trying to dope my cat? But we turned out to be what it.
Was a tic tac. I have them in my pocket. I pretended it was a viagra but it was TikTok.
I freaked out. I was like, he's doping my cat.
He ran out of the room, and what did you give the fucking cat?
And meant as a joke anyway.
There was another task that you didn't realize you signed up for, and that was cleaning out the kiddy litter.
Yes, screw that.
You're gonna have to do that every day you come over here.
I don't actually remember committing to that. I didn't think that was part of it. I thought I was just feeding it, making sure she wasn't dead.
I didn't mention that was part of the gig because I thought it would put you off. But once you were here, it was too late. So here's how you went cleaning out the cat shit.
Oh god, Jesus.
There's like a small child.
Shit, there's a pillar.
Where does that come from?
Look at me like that?
I know that's your dookie, Jesus, here I go.
She shit's like a small infant. Jesus, sicks, you're done.
I forgot to tell you.
Whenever I do this, I can usually put a peg on my nose. I'm not kidding, this is disgusting. I actually put a peg on my nose really Yeah, okaycause I need a break.
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't explain this spell.
Where's the rest of the letter? Oh ship, got it? I'm never getting a cat. Dogs are so much easier. I'm wearing design of five hundred dollars shoes. I should have pre thought. All right, that's done, A We're going back in that room, and I just cleaned your feces.
Beautiful.
That's actually the easiest, to be perfectly honest, it's quite an easy, simple job.
Oh but like, it's a pretty easy way to kill someone's ego. Here you are one minute interviewing du Aleipa, Miley Cyrus, the world's biggest stars, and here you are cleaning my cat's shit, perspiring from every pore in my body.
All in the day of a broadcaster.
So I did well there, I was happy, and then things started to change.
Yeah, much to my surprise, she did start to warm to you eventually, which doesn't usually happen. It takes her a while to start trusting the guests we bring in the house. She's very timid, But this is the moment that she finally decided to trust her new babysitter.
Would kill It's the fella.
She's perfeing.
Oh it's a fella.
I'm so proudly.
Baby girl loved the shoulder, rub the shoulder. There we go, you go. She's gonna h here to look after you.
Baby, isn't she little?
She loves that oh big streak you with the cliver? Yeah?
Are you being nice to Mitchie?
You're such a good girl.
Is a fellow.
I'm less worried now about leaving you with that fucking monster.
Who else are you auditioning?
No one?
No one's offered. Oh, dear, you're the only one that's offered. Well, this is just such a relief, I must tell you.
Because I was very worried about taking her on a seven hour car right back to bogen Gate. I was willing to do it, but I was just waiting for the right person to offer.
And I think I found the right person.
A couple of her past the test.
I'm thrilled she likes me like she it's not just fun and games showbiz. She is in love with me.
How cute?
Yeah, we're best friend. To go on my shoulder like a parrot. I wish you guys could see it. We're just best pals.
She's oh oh, Isabella, stop, you must love the validation.
Oh I do.
I get it from humans, Now, I get it from animals. I'm the animal whisper. Although she is actually on the balcony looking off, so maybe I've pushed her to the brin's edge. Isabella, don't do it.
Well, you pass the tests, you are you are fully qualified to look after the cat while I'm away. Dear God, As it turns out, Jordan will be working, so he's going to be here the whole time. You don't need to look after her. Oh yeah, my housemate's going to be home.
Oh so this is all just a bit Oh my god.
Thank fuck, because I was actually thinking I can't even commit to doing our.
Own podcast, let alone and cat.
I was gonna put it on antasker and hire someone to I'm not even joking.
I would have killed you if you did that.
Wow. Okay, so I don't have to do it. Yeah, well that was fun.
Well good to know. Next time I need a babysitter, I'll call you out that you're off the hook this time.
Thank you.
I'll bring tik tags.
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