#66: Trolley Chat

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He is Michtui and six six can your bloody believe it? Hello Mitchell here we.

Are Gooday guys, thanks for checking out the podcast this week.

Yeah it was your first time listening.

Welcome, welcome one and all. How you feel and you've just been to the day?

Oh my god, I have Have you seen that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians You went through a period where you did try to watch right?

Yeah? It was my switching the brain off show? Oh yeah, my hangover show.

Yeah. So there's an episode where Courtney gets major dental work, then goes to a lunch and like can't sip her drink? And she has this droopy face. It's very funny. Those who've seen it will now I'm not talking about it.

I'm surprised that you've managed to turn up because every time I go to the dentist afterwards, I'm a wreck. I don't know why. I just always cry the dentist. Really, yeah, I think there's something. Oh god, this sounds so depressing. There's just something about not because I always would have my mum come to things like that back in the day.

But you're you're soldiering on and it is still very mildly numb.

What did you get done?

I had to get one of my old old feelings has come off and like expose the roots. So I had to get a full crown, like three D printed. I had this Czechoslovakian dentist. Okay, the two of the has been pretty printed. The ten minutes. Would you like to go out of anything room? Do you want to talk? I was like, we can talk, and then she's like, what do you do, And then I said, I work in radio. She said I am a penist as well. Can I send you some of my music? And I

That's nice. It was beautiful, it's lovely. Our third wheel Price Caper Jenner is here as usual. Hi, Jenna, Well, hello, hello, you're talking perfectly fine too. It's really weird. Yeah, how are you doing?

I'm doing that thing you are like. Someone's like, you've got a hole in your tooth. Off, there's a pain, and I put their tongue there. I always feel it. That's why I keep doing whatever I go, like because it feels so swollen, but it feels really big, but it's not anyway. It was really deep in the root.

So she had to hear that about you.

A major, A major like a really fine needle in really really deep. Oh and then there's nothing worse than that. That dental drill sound like. It's not like a normal drill, it's not like a saw. It's so high pitched.

Just for everyone's listening pleasure. I'll edit one in now. Oh isn't that you? That's disgusting.

So the squeal it sends chills down my spine.

I have a dentist's horror story. One time, a dentist back home. He was like, ah, this I don't have to drill too deep, so you probably don't need it to be numbed. So we just went straight into the tooth, no numbing, and then halfway through he goes, actually it's deeper than I thought, but I've come this far and just kept going. So I had my tooth drilled into a massive hole and no numming. It was literally that's why. That's probably why I cry. The dentist. Yeah, I'm just trauma TI.

Yeah.

Also those things when you have a mum, then normally you can just like recover. Well you mum pays the bill and gets the Medicare card out like you have to do it, Like all right, Mitchell Health Fund.

Did you have anyone with you today?

No, just me on my own to drive here an interview Johnny Manuel coop Johnny Manuel. He was on the voice.

Oh, very good singer.

Anyway, welcome to is it just me for your first time listening? A couple of mitches, Genezee, Condri's Hable to die for Sam too? Hello, Hello, that's us, And we start the show the same way every week with two Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's h. And that's how we start. Why don't you go first, men's it's been a while, my pleasure, let's do it? Is it just me?

Douse? Your brain does not have the ability to remember last names?

Oh, I can't even get to first names.

Well, yeah, that's that's a struggle in itself. I usually get past the first name basis because I mean people that I call friends, Oh really, all you guys. Obviously, people I'm close with I know their last names, but like you know, those acquaintances that you just hang out with occasionally, that sort of situation. I seriously don't know half of my friend's last names. Today, in one of

And you want to travel across the Baltic Sea with this memes.

I'm obviously at the first name basis. That's the challenge. But I don't even know his last name, and I've met him a million times. Really, yeah, I couldn't even tell you.

I feel like we're a gaggle of gays. They just all end up blending into one another.

But they've all got distinct personalities. I can tell them apart, but I just couldn't tell you their freaking last names half of them.

I'm bad with first names. That's like the the one for me. I can constantly get first names right.

Oh god, I just checked. I just checked the group chat and it wasn't even Jared that sent that message with someone.

It was Zach.

I don't know his last name either, though. Maybe I can't tell them apart.

Holy shit, what about Are you all right with first names?

Yeah? After a while, Yeah, it takes a couple of meetings to remember.

You know what I've done? I purposely say Hey, I'm Mitch and they go, Hi, I'm Jared, and I go Jared, nice to meet you. You say the name back and then it's in your head. So maybe try it with I guess no introducing themselves. I am Jared Smith.

Yeah, that's never come up. That's why I don't know it.

S Her names are hard to because unless you're going to talk her on Facebook, you don't need a surname.

I do have him on Facebook, though, it's like I just don't spend a lot of time dwelling on his profile.

Yeah.

I was actually out clubbing a couple of weeks ago and I ran into this guy Tom, who I've parted with a million times, out on Oxford Street and to the point where like we're mates. It's like, oh my god, Tom. And after like half an hour, I don't know where it came from. It's like he could see my weakness. He just says to me, what's my last name?

Oh No?

I looked him in the eye and I said, who can. Because I'd had a few drinks, I was just like whatever, I'm not even going to pretend I have an idea. I have no clue.

Oh that's the worst. Nothing worse when someone called you out, especially on the first name. It happened the other day the iHeartRadio team who work at the radio station. There's like a thousand new women that work there. And then the other day we were talking and I'm like, where'd you come from? Like what's your job before this? And then she went you don't know my name? Do you? And I like, obviously me, I was like, of course, yes,

And you've asked me her name before.

Yeah, I've asked Jenna her name multiple times because I was in a predicament and I'm like, I need the studio, Jenna. What's that woman's name? What is it?

Shannon?

Jannon?

Shannon? Okay, well you can. I can't have that excuse that you have up your sleeve where I say I'm so sorry. I have a brain condition that actually affects my memory greatly. If someone said that to me, I'd just be like, oh, well, fuck my name, that's not important in the grand scheme of things. But I can't use that excuse.

I don't use that as well. Sorry, I've got Kiamil promotion.

No, No, there's somebody in the sales team, right. I've met her about over ten times. Yeah, and every time I'm in the elevated with her, I know she doesn't know my name, and she always goes, what's your email?

Oil?

Is just our first and last name?

You could just call her out and be like, it's my first and last name.

Yeah, I'm gonna I'm actually going to try that.

What you could do that?

Now?

I don't have the goal to do that. No, I'm going to do it in the lift too.

Yeah, and hold the fire, have a voice memo and bring it back next week. I want to hear it. Whenever it happens.

Keep that, I will ready for my agent.

Yep, go for it.

Is it just me?

A half trolleys better than full trolleys? Yep, yep, yep for the big ones.

I passed my driver's test with flying colors, and yet I cannot maneuver those motherfuckers. The big trolleys are so difficult.

There's too much room. Yes, unless you're getting a twenty four pack of water and a big twenty four toilet roll, you don't need the depth.

No, I quite like them. I failed my driving test and I still don't drive, but I maneuver those things really well.

You're carrying corpses from block to block, that is correct. They're just putting perishables and cans of tuna and smooth the ingredients and my chefs.

I have so few ingredients at the shop. I have a basket, so trolleys aren't even an issue. But if I'm going to get one, I'm going to get like the half one, certainly not getting the one with the friggin baby feat on.

No, do you remember when those half ones were invented? Because they haven't been around forever. No, I reckon it was like twy eleven, twenty twelve.

Yeah.

Yeah. The weird thing is in America, trolleys are even bigger. You've been. They're like double the width.

I didn't know that.

Oh my god, they're huge. They're so ridiculously big.

Did your supermarket have those like trolleys for kids? Those little ones ye able to walk alongside mum and.

Dad and they had that flag, yeah, red flag.

No, Oh my god, this is just unlocked a memory that I didn't even plan on talking about. It was a Coles thing, maybe exclusively because it was red and it was a trolley, but it had a red plastic bucket seat built into it for the kids and a seat belt contracepty DIAPHRAMSA can you try and search it? Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, another one.

Yeah, it was like a troll. I'm trying to work out how it would fit into it. But it was maybe at the top because you were children, but you'd sit in like on a roller coaster chair, and you'd bucketing and your mom could push you around.

Like facing forwards or facing yeah, with your parents.

There was room for two and you'd face back to back and then you'd face out both sides of the trolley.

It sounds like a wheelbarrow.

It is similar to that. Can you Sam? Can you find it that?

There's this No? No one ever remembers this thing.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It.

I'm not, oh no, not. That's a blue one that's got like a little go cart underneath it. It's real. I'm telling you.

It's another search term to you.

Okay, search Cole's trolley with seat. I mean, oh, he searched Cole's Trolley child seat. Yeah, but it wasn't really for a child. It was for like a nine year old kid.

Oh, well, you should have said so, it's so more like that.

That's sorry, it's more I said, like a roller coaster.

I feel like that the search term roller coaster, Coles Trolley's not really gonna I'm not going.

To be able to sleep now.

Oh it's like when you see an actor in a movie and you're like, fuck, where have I seen them before? There says, nothing coming up. I think you might have imagined that.

I don't know what you talk for those who potentially work at Coles. I know we have a few Coals or Wallis listeners. Please, I know you know. I want to I want to get a photo of this because it exists.

Yeah, nah, it doesn't exist. I think you've imagined it.

No, No, I can't see anything out of the Godden reade. You know what I reckon's happened. Yes, little baby Mitch Tury had a dream and he within like he was in like his ideal situation. He was on a roller coaster, which is fun, and there was food everywhere with all.

A dream you're listening to, is it just me?

You can follow the show online just search a couple of mitches.

If you don't, you're a dickhead.

This will drive me insane, you know, Yes, the trolley, one of those crazy trolley ladies. That's all right. If I find a photo, I'll put it on the in the secret Facebook group.

Yes, it's called Endurant Idiots. It's not a secret, so find us on Facebook and join the group. Do you guys remember recently on the podcast we prank called Mine and Jennet's Boss Kieren podcast Podcasts, we're roasting him for his British accent. Yes, well he's usually inter state, but he's in the building today and he's coming on the podcast again. But today instead of being pranked, he's going to be the one doing the prank. So Kiaren, come on in, Welcome to the studio.

Car to be here. I've seen you in the holes and I kept saying, who is that guy to be running the Oh that's from Melbourne. He's from Melbourne. No one said your name. So it's great to finally see you.

Thank you in real life.

Yeah, oh, get much otter in my life anyway.

So Kieran will not be my boss for much longer because I'm leaving my job here at Carl and Jackie O. And so what we're going to do today is Kieren going to call the guy who's replacing me. Right, his name's Jermaine and he's leaving a rival radio station to come here. In fact, he's already left, so he's currently in that non compete period where before he can start and replace me. So at the moment he doesn't have a job. So I've dared Kieran to call him and

The great thing is this week I was supposed to ring Jamaine, so I've already text him saying I'm going to contact him this week.

Perfect he's expecting a call, So plug your phone in.

Just there, connect to the desk because if we call from the studio, it'll say no call or ID. But this means it'll say big suit.

Go up with a charger thing in the corner here?

Or should it Sam? Should it have a charger thing in the corner or is it connected? Okay? But good to go.

All right, we're going to turn our MIC's off, So they're.

Really going to set the tone for Jamaine and Kieren's relationship he'll never take you seriously as a boss. You do, you realize and we.

Will talk about you leaving Kyle and Jack later on. Sure if you want. All right, Jennis mic is off, meets your mike. Ask my mic going off. It's all you.

Kieran good Black, Hey, Kieren, Hey mate?

How are you good?

How are you?

Yeah? Good?

How's Perth going?

It's going all right, just just checking out the place. I did a bit of a guest lecture at a UNI today, so they was asking me all about seeing things like that. So it's all been pretty exciting. How are you.

Yeah, I'm good and really really good. So I was just quite obviously earlier this week I said I was going to call you. I'm just calling you. I've got some time. There's been some changes around how we're going to roll out you joining the company, so I'm just letting you know. So basically, what's happened is that Mitch has decided to stay on. So yeah, so what's what's going to happen is that we're going to go through

Oh okay, well sorry, what do you mean by that?

So Mitch has decided to stay and we've we've decided to accept that he's rescinding his resignation. So he's going to stay on with Carl and Jack and at the moment that we don't have a position for someone to join our team outside of that role.

Yes, can you do that? Is that like A, yeah, we.

Can because Mitchell hasn't left yet, so it's actually easier and more cost effective for us to keep Mitchell on and bring somewhere into the business ship.

Okay, sorry, I'm just trying to trying to gather everything new crap. So this is cam me in a very awkward position. Uh, that's weird. Like I saw I saw Mitch like last weekend and he didn't even hint anything about wanting to come back with the show.

I think he had a really good week. So he's just decided that he doesn't want to leave now it's just been such a good week for him.

He's fucking selfish.

I wouldn't want to do that, he actually is.

I just can't be to do that to me, Like, I'm we're friends. I thought we were friends.

Yeah, he just uses people. Well I guess so, yeah, so at this point, I don't think we have a role. There's nothing I can do about it.

Karen, like my body left mos, Like I'm on I'm on garden Ve. Like I said, they I've been walked out, Like what do I I don't know what to do for me? Like why wouldn't you do that to me?

Because I'm a bitch?

Hi, Jermaine, is it just me? Mitch and Jenna and Kieren? How are you?

Oh my god, I am shaking.

That's exactly the stern sort of language and tone that Kieran would use if he was having that sort of conversation.

Oh yeah, when he was out rescinding the offer, I was out. I went, oh my god, even I'm buying it.

But I don't know. We're old bullshit and you can have me job down.

And do not scare me like that ever again, what is wrong with.

To be fair? I actually think you have grounds for a pay rise. So absolutely not welcome to the Kiri Welcome.

I'm giving you the silent tream of the first week. I meanation then God, and you know I'm staying at a friend place too. He's probably thinking, is everything okay?

You actually made a good point though hypothetically, Kieren, is that's something I'm actually allowed to do. I'm not going to something I'm.

Allowed to do.

I don't think so.

Like if I said that to your all seriousness, I'm staying you're just like tough tips you're out.

I'd make something up on the spot, really confident, but i'd be going if that's possible.

Clearly, very good at it that you've had. You've got some jogging up your sleeve.

Jesus gross, I'm still don't worry.

You've got the top. It's all good.

And Jamaine, you were so polite. Well, what is this one for me? I've already left my old job.

I would have started crying.

Yeah, just on the spot. Yeah, it doesn't take that.

I don't understand. I'm like, I think my body is still thinking that I don't have the job.

Right, Kieran, you can get out now. By Jermain as well, seein we're going to hang up now, guys.

I see you guys seeing it gay, Well done.

That was very good on your behalth, very very good.

Yes, so I'm definitely leaving. Don't worry. Kieren did send out quite a savage email to everyone. You know, there's like all stuff emails that go out saying we're very sad to see this person go. Huan's was brutal.

I'm just going to find it now.

Yeah, because someone it's like I was so like, oh, is this the thanks I get?

Yeah, you can really tell how beloved the person was in the office if it starts with it's with great sadness that we announced and oh yeah they were beloved, and then.

It's going to be a huge gaping for the company.

Well there'll be a hole in the business after today, or they just go all stuff update Mitchell Coobs has left the company. It's really one of the others.

It was more along those lines.

Hey guys, it's a sad Hey guys, it's with a sad face that I have to tell you all. Your friend and mine, Mitchell Coos has decided is to leave us forever. As a human Mitch is a good guy and as a work colleague, he's okay.

Well Jesus.

Then Jenna followed it up.

Thank God, what a relief. Anyway we can push it forward.

That happened. I get out.

A gift.

I've got a gift that sounds like more of a private exchange. No I've got a gift for Kre and my boss.

Okay, quickly, okay, what is going tending it over now?

And you've got to tell either Mitchari that this is happening.

I can already tell it a glimpse that is not Double Dust. So clearly she doesn't love you as much as she loved mug.

I got a mug saying I love double on it, which is good. I asked for it.

Oh guys, I hate to say this, but you could have easily done this off the glad.

I know, but it's the same it's the same place as Double Dust.

This didn't have to happen. It's important what is going on.

It's very thoughtful of you, Jenn how lovely.

Yes, well done, that's very nice you Actually you hear my shoelaces are undone. Would you please get down and help me?

You can go now, see you?

Karen so your mate such a go away. Poor Jermaine, very sweet. I actually I think he'll be very good in the job. Yes, well, you haven't even discussed that you are actually leaving. You're leaving kiss?

Yes I have mentioned that, have I?

No you haven't.

Yes, I'm out in two weeks.

You don't have another job set up though, do you?

No, I do not, But that was that was kind of the plan. I've been very strategic about it. I've been putting money aside to buy myself a bit of rest time, which I desperately need.

Yeah, so you're just gonna do your stuff for a little bit. You'll still be online, Yeah, pretty much.

I'm just gonna I don't even know what I want to do next. I'll figure that out once I've got a bit of time to think about it.

Really, so, does that mean I have to walk to work?

The very first thing I did when I made the decision to resign, actually before I even told Kieran the boss, that I was leaving, the very first thing I did was ask one of my colleagues, can you give general lift to work when I leave?

That's very exciting. You're moving on to bigger and better things, even though it's just your living room for well.

Yeah, I don't know what that bigger, better thing is, but we'll see, we'll see. It'll be nice to have some downtime to, you know, just figure things out.

Yeah, and you've been thinking about it for a while, Yeah.

Not kind of, but not because I don't like the job. That's actually what does happen.

Sorry, I went to cough and I get the button back in time to cough. Thank you.

Yeah no, it's not like.

A hamster sneezing or like a vintage box brown camera. Ready, everyone smile. It sounds like a sorry. Sorry, what would I say? You be thinking for a little bit?

Oh yeah, not yet. Not because I don't like the job. It's because I've just been so exhausted. And you know how everyone's like, oh, yeah, you just burnt out or whatever. I don't think I am, because when you google the definition of being burnt out, I don't actually other than being exhausted, which is one of them, none of them actually apply to me because it's like, oh, you lose your passion for the job, You lose the interest. That doesn't excite you anymore. I still really like the job.

Yeah.

I actually for this Instagram account, right, it's the handle is real depression project. You've got to check them out there. I quite like them. And there was this post that said signs your mental health is getting bad again. Oh dear, Yeah, it says your energy levels have decreased.

Tick.

Everything is starting to feel like a chore slash work. You feel trapped in a negative situation, changed in sleep patterns. What sleep patterns? I'm up early as fuck. You start prioritizing immediate pleasure slash comfort over long term gain. Hello, no wonder I'd drink more than I might like and started vaping. You start withdrawing from friends and loved ones, avoid making plans in the future because you feel your

I agree? But did your mental health just bounce back from being in this situation? Do you think?

I mean, it's not going to be like, well, who I'm cured, but it's definitely it can't hurt it really.

Yeah, as he was saying those things, you just writing him down. Yeah, me too, just feel very relatable.

So yes, I'm calling this my mini gap year. I love because I basically as soon as I left school, I was just rushing into I want to become an adult.

Yeah that is true, though, you have gone and as did. I think Jennet did the same. We left school, we went straight, I mean you did JUNI. Then you went straight to work.

Yeah. You know how they say, oh, you know, have some over the holidays, the school holidays or even weekends like this is a good time to reach our That wasn't even recharging me anymore. So I was like, I gotta unplug completely.

Yeah, yeah, I feel.

Sam can vouch he's he is a fucking mess whenever I'm always sick for even a week, He's a mess after doing early hours. It's exhausting, isn't it.

By the way, I am just going to be miserable without you here, because what am.

I going to be doing in the meantime? Who am I going to win?

Too?

Well? If anything, I'll be all the more available for winging around the clock. I'll be sitting at home with my cat begging for some sort of interaction. So please, anytime.

Do you think you're gonna start? What are you going to do? Though, Like you're gonna get a new hobby.

Well, oh, actually, do you know what, there's so many things that with this job. I think I might like to do that, but how am I going to fit it in with work? Jenna and I are doing pole Dancer when I leave.

I'm so excited.

Would you like to kind of hole dancing?

No?

But I just wanted to be thought of.

I figured that was the.

Well, look, we're going to miss your here. It's going to be sad because you know, we're friends before we're podcast hosts.

Well yeah, look, I mean there is obviously the fact that we record here at the studios. So with me leaving, it was a very tricky decision because it does mean that I have to give up the podcast. So I'm yeah, I'm gonna have to leave the show. Kidding, gotcha, I'm fucking sicking around. They very nicely, Oh didn't fanish me from the building, So I'm still going to be doing the podcast.

Or do you still we gotcha? Do you still get to keep your security tag?

Oh?

I doubt it. Just keep it until they ask for it back.

I think I have to give it on my last day.

All right, Well, it is sad to see you go, but you're not leaving the show. Now we'll continue on as that.

I'll be fine.

Yeah, very true.

I'll make myself busy somehow, I'll figure that out. I don't really know what.

I'm going to be doing. What are you going to do?

You know, there's there's bits and pieces outside of work that I'll still keep doing, you know, all the TikTok rubbish and all that.

Do you feel like it's clear, like you know what your future holds or this is just a new chapter in a book.

No, but you know, things pop. But it'll be good to be able to say, yeah, I've got time to do that.

Should we get a psychic in to predict what will happen post kiss FM?

I don't know. I don't know if I want to know.

Yeah, we want to know. You don't have to be but we have passes to the building. We don't have to let you in. Oh my god, let's get a psychic.

Oh my god. Actually, over Christmas around the New Year's period, there was a psychic I was chatting to about getting on because I thought, for one of our first episodes back, we could do like psychic predictions for listeners. We get them on the phone and he's gay. And you know how our medical correspondent is doctor gay gay. Yes, he said, I'll be the gay whisperer. Maybe time the gay whisper is getting his calling.

Oh my god, can you DM him and see if you can come on next week?

Yeah? Okay, but I want to get listeners predictions, all right, not me, So we'll end with you.

You can be the crescendo if you guys. You don't have to be gay just to prefers, he's a psychic in general. I want a dm US or voice message us.

I'll post something in the group maybe, but actually, actually no DMS better because I don't want anyone to give it away. If you've got like a major life change or something happening, or you you don't know what your future hold DMS and I'll get you on next week.

Yeah.

Actually we can't do voice messages because we need to be here on the phone.

Yeah, he'll probably have a question.

Yeah, he'll have to vibe off you too.

Okay, Well, gay with for our next week. Fingers crossed here, Should we quickly do some reviews before we end?

Oh?

Of course, yes, what we leave us a five star one if you can On Apple Podcasts, or on Facebook. That's where we have developed. That's where we met doctor oberfucking' This is from EJC two seven o six best name equals Mitch is the title. Okay, So to show my loyalty to this podcast, I downloaded this app just to give a five star review.

You've gone out of your way.

Now hashtag Spotify listener. Thank you for making me laugh more than I thought was possible. I'm on the train for about two hours on work days and would prefer to listen to this then music while I'm at work as well. My record in a day get this eight hours of Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. That's a long time. That's what I I don't have a single regret. Has been recommended for a short time a while ago and

If you reach out on Instagram at couple of Mitch's prize, keep your gener will send you a prize. That's how we are, That's how we bribe you into leaving reviews. If you hear yours read out.

Yes, that's exactly right, so we'll send that out this one is very funny and from it's from Clay. Now we know Clay Clayton class. This is our Clay is a friend of ours, a mutual friend, very nice and his review is Laura ipsom the title of it and then the body is Lauren ipsum dolar similette constecular advertising lette edgar snack.

It' ex gibberish it.

It's like the Latin that is in you know, when you like make a document and it's like and it's like the body of a micros off word document before its words.

Give me your look, I'm going to try and decipher this rubbish.

Oh actually yeah, I'll give it to you Sam. If you go and put it like Latin to English, what does it mean?

It doesn't actually mean anything. It's just gibberish, it says.

Because the standard Lauren of some texts chopped up versions of real work, you can't actually translate it to anything.

I'm so confused, as am I.

You know what.

The show's almost done, so let's just wrap it up.

Well that's the rule though, because if you read it out, they're eligible for the price, So Clay, you can DM price. Keep it down.

We'll send it down. I can also just drop it off to his house you know where he lives. I'm so confused.

What is that anyway, it's funny.

I think it's funny. Yes, and you as a comedian that your stand up?

Yeah, totally. I've got a stand up show coming up. Actually, oh in Brisbane? Oh man, what day is it? I can't remember.

Let me double check Brisbane.

Yes, I'll post about it on the social sphe ticket.

Why Brisbane? What's going on in Brisbane? I don't know.

They invited me. I was like, sure, I'll do it.

The comedy store and Barty Yeah yeah.

Let me find it.

Here we go.

It is on the twentieth the Jyne, which is a Sunday at the Outposts.

So lovely.

Yeah, I'll put all the details elsewhere before we go.

Yes, turn the music off.

M I need another all staff meeting. During the last one when I fired you in High Price Keeper Dinner for money at It. Yeah, I need to do that again. What I've been doing it so word, just while we're doing the reviews, I need to have another meeting.

So I actually don't know anything about that.

So welcome to the meeting. So it's actually both of you that are in trouble. Why, well, not in trouble per se. It's more just a formal warning as your boss.

You know, first of all, we need to clarify to the listeners there is no hierarchy here, Mitchill is no one's boss.

Well what if I think it's tax time and our accountant said otherwise. Now, if you're my subcontract not.

Your name is just on the ABN because one of them has to be.

Yes, but by low okay, okay one, And so I only play the boss card when I need to, and that is now, Mitchell. I have feedback from the client who red Rooster.

Of course I'll show sponsored.

So they emailed me about the credit lines you were reading and they just politely asked you to be a little bit less aggressive with the delivery.

What I mean the crunchy fried chicken.

Well, I didn't know what they were talking about either, But then is this genuine Yes, No, I've put a sound effect over on your little thing.

Whenever there's an anonymous sound effect, I should know.

I went through and I found what they were talking about because they told me. I was like, I don't remember that happening. It happened quite a few times over the space of a few weeks.

So get it wrong.

No, no, no, you got it right. But they just thought you were being a little bit aggressive when you said the word today you like, try the crunchy fried chicken, and then you'd scream today. Here it's some example.

This is it just me brought to you by Red Rooster. You can try the new crunchy fried Chicken today.

Oh god, you go, it's so good.

Brought you by Red Rooster. You can try the new crunchy Fried Chicken today. Let's do some Red Rooster review.

That's what have we got.

Also, this is brought you by Red Rooster. Right, you can try the new Crunchy Fried Chicken today. That coming up later. Of course, if it's your first time listening, I thank you. This isn't just me brought you by Red Rooster. Try the new Crunchy Fried Chicken today.

They just thought the urgency was a little unnecessary today.

Anything, it's it's just adding a sense of urgency because it could be out of stock tomorrow.

I didn't even notice.

That's ridiculous.

So just going forward, if any credit lines are left to you to deliver, just be a little bit more gentle and encouraging rather than putting people under pressure.

Go today for Crunchy, try chicken today Today. No, all right, we'll take on the I'll take on the feedback.

Good morning. I'm Karl Stefanovic and I'm Alison Langdon. Welcome to the Today Show.

Hate Kids, Welcome to Mitch.

Tell me that.

It's all about a time though it's always it's a.

Time racing now, oh dear. Okay, and as for you, Jenna, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm fine, now, okay, I can take constructive criticism.

Let's do Jenna, you actually pointed this out to me. J Mitchell you you put this out to me. Yeah, so you're already across this. We obviously gave Jenna access to our Instagram for prize keeping, so she can check the dms, and she's taken it upon herself to abuse that trust and she's added herself to our Instagram bio. Oh yes, I now say it's hosted by Mitchell Tury and Mitchell Combs with at Jenna Benson.

Why because I felt excluded.

If you had asked us to do that, we would have been so happy, but going behind.

Our back, but I did it like a month ago.

Sorry. We only found out because someone DM the page and said, hey, Mitch jury me. He's not hyperlinked like he's at No, that's that's when I did it.

So you fix the ad So you were you were fixing our Instagram by You're like, whow I'm here, Yes, that is what happened.

Well, no, this is your first and last morning Why the last? What? No? Just just first warning?

Okay, anyway, team, keep up the great work meeting. Thank you. Am I still in the bio. I haven't done anything about it. I'm just telling you don't do it again.

It can stay.

Don't about your position. I gave you're my two y C my second in charge.

What ajor on probation? Remember? All right, Well we'll see you next week. Everyone.

Thanks for listening to the show today.

Racing the Red Rooster grun Fried Chicken. It wasn't even yelling with today. Why did I go up?

I don't know every single time. Why didn't you think anything of it at the time. I didn't think anything of it at the.

Time, you know, because I've got my toothache. I'm gonna go home tonight. I'm gonna watch a movie movie the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow when the war began, die know the day. It's just topical. What show do is Jimmy fallonhast He's on the what is it? Oh yeah, tonight Joe stupid. All right, next week sixty seven, we will be back. Leave us a review five stars. Please get read out on the show when you sell something fancy and I believe our misspelled merch there's very very limited stock.

Actually sold out of our sucked up merch.

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I'm still around from this now now I know. Anyway, We'll catch you.

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Welcome to add brief. This is the secret segment on the end. If you hear congratulations you've found the secret. We try and trick all the dumb fucks that listen to the beginning of the show out of listening so that we can be our true selves, messy, unstructured and chaotic out So nothing's planned in this bit, even though we do surprise each other a lot during the show. But this bit's just completely fucking winging it.

Yeah, the truth of it all is nothing this plan.

I was thinking the other day, God, it's been a while since Mitch piss me off with the sound effects. I shouldn't have manifested it.

The only problem is I'm just too lazy and I just normally it works when my email set up, but it's not. You've got mail. Oh, the sound effects are back up. That's Paul from from Dell. What's he saying? Paul from Dell just said, Mitch, You're sound effects fixed. O good because they were broken.

Thank you so much, Paul, Thank you, Paul.

Love tweets are broken. I'm waiting on an email from life tweets.

God, I forgot that.

It's my eye cloud, it's all let me check. No, not from Apple. It's pen God, a great improviser. His name is Penn. What am I holding his name is microphone not your best word?

Didn't you go to improvization in school Los Angeles?

At the prem krem Della Creme of improv School is Amy's brunette, longheaded gay man. Anything that I'm looking at?

Oh you wonder why you're not on the website.

I know, all right, Oh oh my god, You'll never believe there is. It's Mary J.

Bige Mary J Bike Live tweets back then.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's saying she wanted Bret. That's all. She's nothing to do with the show. But yeah, well done. Oh that's pan Live tweets. Maybe fucked up a little bit. Oh that's fine. Remember when I coughed before and it sounded like a news slash. Let's just go back to that. Fuck, let's just go back to that. Yeah, that's a grab cut up earlier. What about when we and you revealed to me what I was saying? Wrong? Today? We cut all this on the fly.

I've got I've got editing furiously.

Editing, furiously contraceptive.

Anyway, I'm not the other Sam. Yeah, no easy mistake.

I am.

Hey Meach actually brought an audio from Broken Gate when you went back for Easta because there was the mouse plague. Remember, yes, yeah, mouse plag's bad.

Why would you be saying that that was you?

It was not.

We've already heard someone be able to do an impression of me.

To be honest, I can't do it. I couldn't do an impression if you've never heard it. Even when I'm like telling Hayden the story that happened, I'm like, I try to be you. Jane is easy. You just whimper and then Sam, you just talked through like a you put like you feign a British accent, and then you talk through like a paper towel roll that's empty because he's always coming through a microphone.

Oh yeah, that's what it's actually how I sounded most like, yeah life, Yeah, you.

Know he's actually in the studio. That's just how he sounds.

Yeah. Sam had throat cancer at twelve.

I don't want to talk about it.

Sorry. Yeah. All I was going to say was, we have audio of your dad handling the mouse play Wow, just one mouse, and it's so hard to get them more because obviously just one shot, multiple boots. What you're saying so much?

I don't think I was saying anything, but anyway, I just wanted to give a quick update to anyone that was listening last week MIM's magic that whole saga. So obviously Team Mim, we were saying that she's been hard done by all these poor Google reviews on her lavender store are unfair some of our listeners who have met Mim in the flesh. By the way, doesn't that just really reinforce what a fucking small world we live in. Multiple of our listeners have met Mim the Lavender Lady

Now, we don't want to defame mem no, but we also don't.

Want to get her on the phone because apparently, yeah, no, apparently it's quite warranted some of the scathing reviews that she was left.

Yes, if you haven't left that review that we really pushed for last week, just don't worry about it.

Just forget about it. I mean, we wish Mim well, yeah, we wish memill well, she wouldn't answer the phone. That was so annoying, you know, on the way home that night, she called me back at an answer because I was like, well, I don't want to have a chat with you like I wanted you to be on the podcast. I'm just going to chat to you with I r L. But you know how we called another lavender farm.

Yeh book book, Yes, the book.

To order me new lavender I rest pillow. This is all from last week. If you missed last week's episode, go catch up. You'll be shook shook. So that lady called me and she says, Hi, I'm just chasing up your grandmother's lavender order. And I was like, what I forgot was talking about? And she goes, yes, order for dot Wiggans and I was like, oh, yes, my grandmother, that's right, of course. Yeah, so they're on the way.

You would have had to have just withheld from laughing.

Well, I had to own it. I was like, yeah, that's my grandmother. And I was like, can I double check the address she gave just in case she got it wrong?

But imagine if she was like well she was beautiful and I did actually want to talk to her again. Can you put her on you have to patch me through text me and say b dot.

Imagine that anyway, All's well, that ends well, Mims doing her thing. Yeah, book book are still kicking. I've got more lavender in my life for all the rest thing I'm going to be doing.

And I just want to say, we will never have Mim back on the show back. She's never get true. Actually, bitch never called us guys. I'm actually mortified. I told you about this. I went out. I saw Joe Creasy do stand up there's no mutual care and he was very good. And then he was like, oh, do you want to come out and get drinks after because personal friends, And I'm like, sure, I'll come.

I've seen him before too. It's very good.

He's very good. He actually is, so I've never seen him before, and he's so funny and so naturally it comes easily to him. And it's just it's so conversational, great show. And because he gave me the tickets, I took Hay and he gave me the free tickets. We were right at the front, like on the balcony on the roof, but at the front so I could like see his bold spot. And then Abby Chatfield was there, so she was sitting next to us and it was like just a string of clearly Joel's friends that he's

Oh god, you never do that.

You're always desso, always desot and just you know, it takes a lot to knock me out, like Big Unit. It's like those Jurassic Park movies and they have to dart the t Rex one hundred times because it's just got so much meat.

Yeah, it's weird. You're you're a lightweight in that you get tipsy after one sip, but you just remain tipsy. It takes a lot to get you to like me.

Munt Oh my god, let me tea. I was munted. Oh no, I was really bad. I started complimenting Angela Bishop on the dress choices, my dress choices on the on the on the studio Tan, I got wasted and Abby Chatfield was there. Bad influence, Oh yeah, very bad influence was like you'd be so fun pissed, come on, and we were shotting doing whatever.

Now it makes sense you with her?

Yeah, yeah, very very very bad. And I got so drunk that I saw Norelda Jacobs, who we did the cross to and so she's the host, and I bumped into her and I went Norelda, and she looked at me kind of like hi, and I immediately thought, oh, she doesn't remember me, Like it was awkward.

I don't think Nolda was there that day because that was when Studio Tan had like a rotating panel kind of like the project, and it wasn't she wasn't there that day. It was carrying Joe and Sarah No.

But Norellda followed me that day, so she must have seen it, right, because I remember they all followed me, but Norelda did, and I got Nerella, so I just went hi and olla and she went hi, saw that furrowed brown up. Fuck, I'm Mitch. I'm Mitch Jury and she went right and oh, nice to meet you. Just to chuck that in. She went, oh, I've met you and I'm like, oh, oh, well, this is hated my boyfriend, and she went, oh, nice to meet you.

And because she's gay too, she is she's got a partner girlfriend. I don't know if it's your wife, but yeah, she's gay too, so she would have just been like, oh my people.

Yeah, it was hilarious because you know, Joe Crazy one of us, and he was all there with all the gay men, and there was like a table at the venue that he hired out after full of lesbians, like it was the lesbian table. And I was sitting there with Abby and Tim Blackwells and Courtney Act was there and we're all like sitting there chatting and then Norelda like floats over and taps Abby on the shoulder and goes, Abe,

Ordinarily Abby would be down, but she's probably like not now.

No, She actually like, oh, yeah, of course, I'm a massive fan of Noirlda is near Olda walked off. So the guy Abby was with was like, all right, she's going to the lesbians. And she just went to this table of lesbians and she had her tits out and they just went to town like the high.

Had to pick a table. It would be tough.

Actually, yeah, there was that table. Then there was comedians that Joel knew but no one else knew, and they weren't really talking to anyone. Then there was like the radio people plus Courtney Act. Then there were the lesbians, and then Joel's mother and father. Oh I ran over to you know he the lather parent.

Parent.

Have we gotten to the point of the story where you explain why you're mortified, because nothing about this sounds mortifying, Like this is me a lot of the time drunk and being like, hey.

We'll get to the point. This is the main point, and it's terrifying. Angela Bishop, veteran of entertainment news Studio ten, celebriportum at every slip under the side, doesn't get nervous, doesn't crack. Probably in her fifties, early fifties, I'd say forties, forties, late forties. You know when you get so drunk that you just babble and just unbelicia life story, you tell them everything.

Yeah, okay, that with me in the early days of drinking. Now, I'm self aware even when pitted, so I get where you were at.

I had that point and after high school, I'm like, yeah, I'm good. I'm a good drinker, but I haven't been drunk for years, so I wasn't trained. So I got to that point where I knew I was telling her my life story and it was an out of body experience and I floated above my head and I was watching myself. True this poor woman's ear off.

She would have been so polite about it, but thinking what the fuck is going on?

I was like, do you pick your dresses you are on the show when you because you go, or do they pick for you? They picked for me. I don't do that, darling, because they're just so flattering for you who you are. They always have legs out and there's always like and hated even grabbing on the legs, like you need to stop. And I think, no, no, no, because you're doing an interview the other day with who was It? And she's like, I do a lot of it views.

Multiple you.

I was doing it.

I couldn't stop, and Hayden pulled me away and we had a Sanchoy boo and that that's that. But it was mortifying. I was mortified. So I'm sorry Angela, if you're listening to this, So.

You were that drunk, annoying person that tried to make friends and she was like, Jesus, how do I get up with someone calling me you've gotta go?

Yes, yep, that was me, and I knew enuse I hate that person. When someone does that to me, I'm like, someone needs to put you down because I'm so aware of it. And then I turned into that person and all I wanted was for someone to just simply.

Do it to me.

I love angel I've been to her all the time. We have a great relationship. The first time I met her, she was like, because I've been doing all the live crosses to Studio Tel, all the reporting stuff out on the scene, so I hadn't actually met her. The first time met her, She's like, you've been doing great shit for us. Shit's a compliment, by the way, And I was like, oh, thanks, and blah blah blah blah blah. And now every time we bump into each other it's

Oh no, that's like when you did the same thing to Sam Mack. Remember the logies.

There you go. Now, I understand why you're mortified.

Why what happened?

Because I told that story Ryan on my old podcast. Sorry, that's the dental work coming back to buy me well for anyone who hadn't heard it to recap, I did work experience at Sunrise when I was eighteen baby, and I went out drinking the night before one of the mornings because I had some event on and I went. I was very hung over the next day, and that was the day that they were like, right, you're going out on the road with Sam Mack.

He's the weather man. He travels every morning to a new location.

Yeah, And so I went with him, and I was not in a good way. I didn't intend to get that drunk. It's one of those things where I was like, shit, how many did I have in the cab on the way back, And he says to me, hey, man, welcome, if you want to contry a bit ideas, you might get your help with coming up with some you know, some things we can do in the live crosses blah blah blah. And that's actually not normal for work experience.

Did he say anything like thanks mate, you can go, No, nothing like that.

But I was ye really kicking myself because I used to watch sunrise back home at bog And Gate, and I was like, I can't believe I'm here, and I fucked the opportunity up. Anyway, fast forward, fast forward many years. I've got long hair. I think I look completely different.

All right, Can you reach out to your close friend Angela Bishop.

Yeah, my close person friend, Angela Bishop.

You're gonna have to We're gonna have to breach that divide.

Yeah.

Fuck you know. Her mum is a very famous politician, Broman Bishop. Yes, I had no idea. I mentioned that the other night, you did. Mom. Of course she retired thirty years ago. Is she still in the business she's advising us.

I don't think she retired. I think there was quite an unceremonious exit.

She was using dollars to fly around in a helicopter, right, what about that? No, she would like go to the shops. She lived like in Dural and she had.

A He googled the helicopter sne where was she going? It was somewhere really fucking rand and I.

Also just say we're not knocking at that's badass, that's brilliant.

I mean, if I had fucking taxpayer dollars to play with you that your ass, I'd be flying around everywhere in a fucking helicopter. Was a heritage show, Bromwin Bishop helicopter?

Here you are?

Oh no, Bromwin Bishop spend five thousand dollars on eighty kilometer charter helicopter flight from Melbourne to Geelong.

What was she doing?

It was like a golf course or something. Random? Golf course, golf club.

There we go five two and twenty seven dollars to just go down the road.

That's brilliant.

There enough. How far is Melbourne Geelong?

Ninety minutes each way by road by road, so that would have been a twenty minute fight. That's so funny she landed on the course.

Hi, girls, sorry, I'm late.

No, we gotta wait for.

Thanks Sally.

Here's a tip k in cash?

What is that's so funny?

Good on her? I say, anyway, let's not bring that up.

How do your mom has your beautiful if she comes on, let's like instead of playing applause, like we do when we welcome a guest angels here, So instead we get the and just play that as she as she as we welcome her, welcome and then like a golf put and does never address it. It's there are golf sound effectually not our library is not that fast.

Hold on and welcome to the show.

So good to have you here, Hi guy, thanks for having me.

You can park that on the roof.

I don't think she had what's beg your pardon.

It's quite simply disgusting. And this is helicopter landing. So as she's talking, we can just let it.

Jenna can listen to that isolated. It's from Jones and Amanda.

Everything down.

It's a golfer who was golfing in a competition and farted.

Oh yeah, that's exactly what it now, Yes, exactly.

That's stupid. Remember in the show a couple of seconds ago and I said, that's stupid, that's stupid.

How did you do that?

So quick? Editing? All right, let's get Anne John fuck me. Have you guys have been in a helicopter?

Yes?

I have actually oh with Jackie O and she almost died. She didn't know there was all these articles but JACKIEO almost dying?

Really think, yeah, I say it almost died.

That's what the fuck.

I don't understand your mind. You just pull out complete fiction. She almost as bullshit trolley that doesn't exist exist. I was on the flight with JACKIEO. She was flying over Sydney Harbor doing an Instagram live. It's on her instagram zil if you want to see it. I was there as like the tech guy, and there was We didn't even come close to death.

I must have read a different article. Jackie O, the Kennedy's wife.

She didn't almost die. I feel that she's gone.

She did die. She's belong and she didn't.

She wasn't killed.

No, no, she wasn't. Natural causes, all.

Right, fuck me anyway, Thanks for joining us today.

Eh, there's no more times we can use tomorrow. We've already done that. Yeah yesterday. Yeah you guys. The pain medications wearing, Oh god, that's what was keeping you going. And I haven't eaten that much. I had one slice of toast and then got to the dentistment.

Funk.

I haven't eaten all day and I'm technically I haven't been allowed to eat.

Did they give you like a prescription for some more stuff.

No, they gave me panadine fought, which I already have for my migraine for my kiari. And she was like, oh, so this is panothid. It's very strong. I'm like, bitch, you need a lizidase. Just mate, I'll tell you all about pain. I sent mitcha TikTok about Kiari. My four you page came up. We came up with a Kiari malformation once again.

Isn't it freaky how the four you page on TikTok is for you just know all about you. Somehow they serve your videos that are weirdly relatable.

You know what we should do. We should do a challenge where we both look at each other's for you. That's very boring. Actually that should have been a thought.

Okay, that's all right.

That goes in my junk, does.

Go to Jenner's Junk on the fine putting it in.

Don't even put it in because it might be recycled in the next Jen's Junk segment. I will hear it again.

Sorry, yeah, take it out. Yeah it's been destroyed. Okay, sixty seven. We'll be back next week, hopefully with a gay whisperer. Yes, can I tell it to talk in just whispers?

No, that that won't be good audio.

No, none of my ideas are good. At the moment my brain is there's.

Paine your Semikin custom.

I get it, Thanks, I get it all right? Can you do the wrap up? I'm going to go.

Guys, thanks for listening. We'll catch you back next week. Bye bye bye, oh bye, Robert.

See next say just charge that to the company. Con thing you've got, how worries you played a good game.