#183: GHCWCS

This is just.

Hoo stood a black couple of mitches.

Yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.

And kind of fun.

Just you you feelthy unhinged bitch.

Honestly he is Michui and Mitchell coos.

Hello you, oh stranger, Hello season sex, long time, no chatty. It's like, odd, we're back. We are back. Well, we're sort of back. This is our soft.

Launch you want to call a soft launch. In my mind, this is as hard as I've ever been.

Wow, okay, straight out the bat. Did you become less haunting over Christmas?

The answer is no, absolutely not hornier than ever. Season six is my horny era. Well, I think this is a hard launch. We're back, This is on the feed. This is a brand new episode.

No, you're right, but it's more that you might notice that there's no new aren't work yet. It's coming. We were gonna wait and come back and do new episodes once we had the new artwork. But then I was like, ah, I'm bloody sick of wait, and let's just jump back on the pod.

Fuck it, and it's not gonna make people listen less if there's an artwork the two of us looking like fucking Mike Wazowski and Sully from Monsters, Inc.

Mike the new artwork, Oh my god. I don't want to over hyper, but it's it's gonna be pretty fucking cute.

Even the photographer on the day said, I've shot Doris Day, I've shot Grace Kelly, I shot JFK with a camera, and you guys are the hottest people I've ever shot. Yeah, they said, Batim, That's what they said. And we look so cute the colors that the aesthetic we've gone for, it's never been done for in the history of podcast I'd go as far as saying, no one has done you know what, Sorry, I'm gonna get to my I'm gonna be jay Z at the Grammy's. No one does

Do you know what I've noticed though, none of the other podcasts that I listened to bother to do a new artwork every year. So I'm like, why the fuck do we do this to ourselves? Why do we put ourselves out of this pressure.

Mitch and I are in severe debt. We can't afford homes, but we have great fighters every season.

I never regret it, but every time I'm like, oh, bloody hell and new artwork again. I am excited to be back. Mitchell. Yeah, same, it feels I was a little bit like, God, could I squeeze a few more weeks out of this?

But I'm glad we're back. It feels correct. I know we had a little catch up. It came to your place. We had a little pre show brunch.

And also at that brunch, I did that annoying thing where I'm like, save for the pod, don't tell me anything. I've not really heard much about your little European getaway, you solo travel.

There was so much to unpack, you didn't want anything.

I'm like, I just shout up, save it. I've got a fucking gift for you. Like no on the pod, Like, okay, sure, oh did you get me a gift? I did? I got you a gift.

And of course Keeper Jenna, who's returning for season six, is here.

Do you were gifts from my cruise as well?

You?

Yes, yes, both of you.

Okay, Well, I didn't really go anywhere to get you a gift.

Oh my god, you'll have updates. Jenna went on her cruise to the Bermuda Triangle, and I went on my European winter trip. Mitch stayed in his apartment pretty much.

I think we should do a comparison of who had the most exciting versus the most boring.

Right now, I win, sadly, Jenna losers and she went on a trip.

Why don't you and I Jenna will tell our travel stories on Wednesday the Wednesday episode. Surely you've got some sort of fucked Jenna's fable. There would have been a hurricane or something.

Yeah, or please I need a new fable. The photo that I got in the Juran Idiots mid European trip, I think I was balls deep in a strip waffle. And I see Jenna pouring a champagne on a cruise with the captain. I'm like, who the fuck is piloting the boat? Jenna's like with the captain at dinner, I'm like, who's looking out for icebergs?

Well, all of her holidays do involve disaster, so surely this one did as well, especially if it's an unmanned ship. Been getting drunk with our Jenna.

I'd love you.

To be on the cost of Concordier if you were on that ship that what's that? It was the cruise liner that just fell into the side.

Is the captain? Oh yeah?

And then the captain ran off and everyone died.

He did he got laughing?

No no, no, no, that and the captain's in federal prison.

Yeah. Oh right, okay, she'd prison ship. Yeah she isn't.

Okay, so we'll get a Jennis fable. I all right, so I can tell my euro stories this trip, this podcast.

Yeah, I mean, how many of the guy are you going to fill the whole podcast with it?

I felt filled the whole of Europe. So I actually did not.

I did not. Yeah, well, which one is the truth?

There's a funny joke. It's not true.

Oh okay, it was a healing it was.

It was a mental trip you know, after you that I had it was for me to find myself. Oh god, but I can announce I did not find Maddie McCann. And another tally. Yep, that's another dollar in the dart. I'm happy to pay that to exonerate my name of all people message me going you took it, didn't you. You invested your you're secretly investigating with the prior to lose police.

Another one.

I'm happy to pay that because it's the last time I'll ever say it. I didn't find her.

We did a ban on her name, and any mention of that, I know it full case. You're up to six is only on one? Are you kids?

That six dollars?

I can't remember what we was a dollar? It was a dollar per mention. You go, we've got seven dollars to play with and I haven't. Thats not much.

And that's the kind I transfer it to the kiddiot. Remember, that's what I have to do.

Yeah, all right, I'll do it.

Sure, I didn't find it. I've got many stories which I can jump in. It's just good to be back, good to see you going.

Did you find yourself?

No, and that's what I want to talk about.

Maybe you did, just didn't like the bastard?

No? Is it just me on the fly solo travel? Not all it's cracked up to me?

I gotta say I agree. Yeah.

I was like everyone said, you'll find yourself, you'll be a new man. It's formative, you'll come back and everything will make sense. I'm more confused than ever. I also was so deeply lonely.

Yeah, me too. When I did my solo trip to Vegas to see Lady Gaga, I hated it.

Yeah did you really?

Yes, partly because actually I'm surprised that you struggled because you're better at talking to rangers than I am. So that's why I struggled, because I was like, what the fuck am I doing by myself? You can't go to the party capital Vegas by yourself and not part I'm pretty sure. At one point I cried on the phone to Mum and then thank god, one of my friends, who was in LA at the time, Yeah, called me and said, I'm really bored. I'm going to come to Vegas.

No.

I didn't struggle with that, like I liked making friends, but it was the fact that I was solo, having to eat dinner alone, go shopping alone, be on flights alone, like it. I just didn't enjoy it. But the actual learning for me was that I want to travel with someone.

I don't want to do it alone.

So there you go.

There was a learn line. Yeah, I did learn something.

Yeah, so that's the depressing side of it, you know, done that it was absolute shit. No, and it was the informative. It was destructive. No, the trip was amazing, but it just didn't do what I thought it was going to do. You know, I'm the exact same person.

Now, you can't put too much expectation on that shit.

No, but I did bring something back that I want to talk to you guys about. Okay, and that's what my agem today's about mat Any from Europe.

All right, Well, if it's your first time listening, do you remember this whole? Are you gonna do a yes? To do? Do I have to do? You want to? I can if you want?

Do you want to do it this season? You want to mix it up? If it's your first time listening.

Why don't we just read the room and whoever jumps in there with it. Oh, it feels that it's the right time to say it.

They get it ethical nomenal.

I got in first fun here. Okay, go from it's the first time listening, we start every episode with an is it just me? Which is something we've notice, hate or appreciate. Oh that's good. Do you want to go first? Yeah?

As well continue my travel stories? Yeah, go on, And to make it clear, I'll do my stories Jenna, and then Mitch you'll do on the next episode.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, Oh my god, first digit of season six.

I get the title. Don't fuck it up? Okay, there's so much pressure. We go deep breath in, everyone together? Is it just me?

Are you also in your STD era? Oh no, I brought back on around.

You brought back gonorrhea? Which one do they call that? Is that the clap? Is that the nickname I got my first STD congratulate.

To be honest, I don't know if it's from Europe.

I don't know.

I actually don't know.

You were so filled about this, aren't you? Be honest?

I'm not thrilled.

I reckon, you're pretty fucking pleased with this self, because you bring it up quite a bit. You mentioned that we caught up in the holidays. A couple of our friends rocked up, and individually they both asked, oh my god, how was your trip? And you were like, good, I've got a rhass. Another friend turned up how was your trip? I got? And I was like, he led with that with me too. I think he's absolutely stoked about it.

Maybe you really did find yourself I did.

I did well. No, I don't.

I'm not. I'm being honest with you.

I don't.

I don't believe it's from Europe. I really don't.

Where the fuck is it from. I thought you said you got it an Amsterdam or something. No, I don't think so.

No, I don't.

You don't.

I don't test you and go guess what you've got European gonna.

But you can do basic maths, can't you.

No, I just don't know. I just don't know where I got. You don't know.

There's no way of knowing. I think there is. Can you google the symptoms? Like how long does it take after the pork?

I've already googled this, and I've googled all this and you can live with it dormantly your whole life. It's very it's more often asymptomatic. So I could have had it before.

How did you know that you had it?

Like?

What made you go get tested? I don't want to go into the details. No, I want to know for the other person's sake.

No, it didn't go to the door to bring it up, because I mean, I'm just excited I got my first STD. Sometimes when you have a podcast, you need to you need to talk about the low moments so people listening who also are going to Rea positive can hear and go Wow, if Mitch Cherry can get through his day with God, then I can too.

But you're not detailing the struggles, so they don't feel represented. They feel embarrassed. Well, they feel that because you have shame surrounding it. That so should they. You're now the poster boy for fucking gonnerietep up. No, I love Gonorria. Maybe it's Scottish Gonno, Rea, who knows. I don't know. Maybe I got it at June Castle. I could have sat down on a plinth, you know, Stonehenge. Maybe I fell. If you get an answer to that, Jenna.

I did find out.

So you you said that it can go unnoticed. If it does, the infection is likely to spread and affect other parts of the body.

Did you have Oh God, here we go greater frequency or urgency of urination? And I got Do I not need to piss all the time?

Yeah, you do.

Actually, holy fuck, And like when I got to go, I gotta go.

And that was a really intimate brainstorm we had last week.

Maybe I gave it to you.

I mean, i'm guys, I'm telling you read between the lines. I got back and then I reckon, I reckon, I got it.

When I came back, I'd have discoloration and swelling at the penis opening, a sicular swelling or pain. Absolutely not rectal bleeding or discharged. No, so how did you know you had it?

Symptoms appear between one to fourteen days.

How many people did you root in your I'm I'm not discussing. Well, this is frankly the worst indem you've ever let me. We're not allowed to talk about.

It's between zero and thirty five. And I was there for twenty four days.

So it was like three do the map.

No, it's between zero and it's between thirty fur No. But that's not the reason.

I'm just saying. Fun.

I've been treated. I got jabbing in the butt giant horse needle. Yeah, well it's ironic that what fixes its what got me there in the first place. Well, no, but Europe, guys, was really it was fun. I really did.

Are you going to collect the set?

Oh?

Yeah, well, I'm going for the std egot except for the A. I don't want that. No, I don't want to get there.

He got that.

No, no, no, no, you gotta catch him. No, TD.

Got a rha chlamydia happy herpes.

I don't know what else there is hepatitis.

No, we're all immune to that.

Genital warts G jenna. Can you create an acronym? I've got a pen.

What are they h hepatidie. No, I don't want to gono G gono G purpes, chlamydia is chlamydia warts.

W because I've already got a G.

I just feel like there should be more crabs. Crabs, guys, there's a lot of consonants.

We need some vowels. Syphilis, Yes, it's g HC WC. Yes, we need at least in.

Guys.

I'm aiming for gurkus twenty four goal Ariana Grande comes out and goes.

With successive yes, and I'm really gunning for a gurkis.

You'll get gurkhas from that fucking sponge and rooting. You're home wrecking bitch. Sorry, I'm not tima Ari. I've been triggered clearly, from past experiences. I let me get I loved Europe. I have gifts for you both, and I'll present them to you next week. I don't have gonneria anymore. Also, I've been back for a while, so I really do think I got it when I got made.

Who knows.

What I do want to say, though, is you've got it when you were there? Well you don't know, Mitchell, Okay, you don't know.

I think you got it there.

I had a bunch of sex when I returned with how many people? One person? And that person has never given you gone over before. Therefore, it's probably the randoms that you've introduced. Say that that's science.

Really, Yeah, let's move on. Can I tell you something that was the highlight of my Europe trip? You know me. When you think Mitch jury, you think gay clubbing, don't.

You, Yes, Yes, they go hand in hand, correct.

I went to the most elite nightclub in the world and I got in to berlin iconic night venue Berghine.

Are you guys across Berghine? Can't say I am oh.

Bergline is a nightclub in Berlin. It's the most elite nightclub in the world. It's a four level oil factory that they've turned to a nightclub in the middle of I don't know, some old spy warehouse. Which city Berlin in Germany. And to get in you have to go between the hours of nine pm Friday and nine am Monday. It opens on Friday and stays open the whole weekend. And once you enter, you stay the whole weekend. It's like a three day event inside this.

It doesn't sound like your cup of tea.

Absolutely not. But the thing is it is so elite. Only eighty percent of people get turned away. Twenty percent of people get let in. There's a two hour lineup.

What's the criteria? Just being nice vibes?

No?

Not nice? Oh my god, No, In fact, you want to be rude.

I'd be let straight in, mate, I'd be in front of the cap. I think you would. In fact, good a dog, now let me in.

In fact, the reason I bring it up is I'd like to test it out. So I got into Burkhine on my first try, which, apparently, according to Berlin locals, is very hard. I bought a new ear ring in Berlin to look extra gay. I wore a leather jacket, leather pants. No, you did not do you want to see what I wore to burner, Yes, yes I do. I bought leather pants and I was wearing leather boots or Columbine vibes that you were a biking Yeah, yes, I was not like a common chero and I was

That just doesn't sound like something you would ever fuck with lining up for two hours it was snowing. That doesn't look warm enough for the snow. That leather outfit, but you do look good.

I had to club, so I line up for Bergheid And this is the Club Mitchell, middle of the snow, one am in the morning.

I arrived. Jesus Chris, look like people lining up to see the queen's corpse?

Correct, And yes, have a look at this. This is the line on the left to get into the Club Mitchell, and on the right are people being turned down. They have to walk the length of the line and walk past everyone so they know that they weren't approved. How humiliated, humiliating, Jennal. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. So as I as I line up, they say, do not laugh do not smile, do not use your phone, because there are hidden secret shoppers in the line who vibe out

In the club.

You're allowed to.

That's what you do in the club. Correct, It's like you with no discretion.

No, no, well consent, yes, but you can suck said discretion.

It's a big word, like they just fuck out in the open that don't pop off to the tour everyone can see.

Correct, Yeah, but it's not like I want everyone to see. It's just you're allowed to do it in the club. So I line up for about an.

Hour and a half.

This is this guy in front of me with Nike shoes on. He's got a north faced puffer, and I think he's not getting in. He's with his best friend, talks.

Of how you dressed. So just vibe.

There's no rhyme or reason, no rhyme or reason, nothing, there's no way of knowing. So I get to the line waiting for two hours. I'd say the first thirty people in front of me get no's. They're on a no tairade. They don't talk to you. They might ask you one question in which I was briefed beforehand that it would be how many in your party? And I went, great, I can answer that it's just set. It just went

Boys, oh that's some I'd probably arek up. Knowing me, I'll get a laugh loong bet there's security.

If you arek cup, they deal with you in the German.

War, just fall to the ground and cry.

If I didn't get Lenin and I had no plan on living permanently in Berlin, I would get banned an arcup just for the story. What's that called again?

Bergheyin?

I was like, oh, yes, I've got a lifelong band from there. No, no, well, guess what. I walk up.

I look at the bouncer, he looks at me, and he goes and I'm prepared for how many's in your party?

We're in Germany.

I forget. He goes ick beIN heistro Ulsdphon.

Can speak the Google translation of Hammon and your party. I don't speak it'll be triggering.

I don't speak German. He went hip.

So I just went and you went blessed you.

All I know in German is a rhyme that I learned in high school, which is igbin dick undis IgG heis Mitchell be high stool, which is I am me? You are you? I am Mitchell? How are you?

The only German I know is ik beIN snuppy, which is what Spanish crook A good deal, right pupid?

So Jenna, he looked at me and went it and so I just went ick. And he looks me up and down and he goes in.

This is what he said.

Oh, read it out, Jenna, read it.

We veal person then sinned in here correct.

No I didn't. I didn't.

I was confident. I went ick, which is I and he went looked me up and down and went in and oh my god, I'm in Burgyde. So I walk in. There are like flaps like an Australian corner store. You know those those plastic flaps that are strips of plastic that hang, you know, on the outside.

Of chip shops.

Ah, they're gross, like they're in the cool room.

The bottom line a bws.

Yeah.

So I walk in, go through the flaps, my arm gets grabbed, I get pulled to the side.

All of a.

Sudden, burg Eyne is on. There are six plints made of like concrete. Who pulled it to the side, Just someone who worked there pulled me to the side. He goes fine in plinth, So I put my phone in plinth. Empty pockets, So empty my pockets and then he goes ars up, arms up, pad pad pad, crotch, padded us cheeks, padded spread thighs, padded insides of shoes, felt with two fingers.

Very unwelcome. I can't see I would not respond well to any of this shit.

So they grabbed my phone. They put stickers on each of the cameras, round stickers. They put stickers on the front, and they put stickers on the bottom. So you can't use the microphone.

Can't you just take off the sticker?

No?

No, no, it's like you you don't disrespect burkey. So I walk in. They go twenty dollars euros cover feet. Go shit, thank god, I've got that. Australian twenty euros is probably about thirty five forty Australia ripoff to get in, well, the world's most exclusive club.

So I pay cash or taken physical card and stuff. If you can't use your phone.

We'll get this. I pay with cash, take my whilet out all good in the kerfuff like, okay, there's the cash. I walk in. The doors open. It is the size of Universal, the gay bar in Sydney, so not huge. No, No, the cloak room is the size of Universal. Oh yeah, but what I didn't realize was it's a sex club. So people line up in their winter gear. It's heated.

Then do they just take every artem of clothing off and popping in the cloakroom.

Yes, everyone gets naked. So I walked the fuck no, but I went, oh, I can take my jacket off.

So I'm standing.

There's this gorgeous blonde German boy. I take my jacket off. He takes his jacket off. I stop and then I got a cloak. It turned behind. He's butt naked. Oh he just kept going dan of sweating. Oh my god, I checked my jacket. I give it to the cloak room. I go, thank you so much. They enjoy burkhi and go upstairs, enjoy the experience.

Were you fully nude as well? No?

No, I had a T shirt on and leather leather jeans. Like walked up the stairs. By the way, I walk past the smoothie bar and the snack hub.

There's a smoothie bar.

Yeah, there's a smooth as you can have like a boost juice.

Now I'm on board.

Yeah, now you're down snacks, kit kats, chocolate, musy bar fruit.

You wouldn't want to chunder those up on the dance floor, would you know? If they had those in Australia, we couldn't be trusted.

So you don't have to pay extra for them.

You do, you got to pay for it all.

Yeah.

Anyway, I walk up to the bar, which is it's covered in men made of resin, so it's like these nude men being eaten out there's a sex club. So there are like molds of men lying on top of each other and it's like a human centipede of men eating each other's asses. And that is what divides the dance floor in the bar charming. I look out on the outdoor on that this thing is like at all it's a three level where no levels in between, so that it's aig. It's the biggest room I've ever been

When do you know when you dropped it? That wasn't I was so scared. I thought it was when did I ask no, no, no? Like when did you Luther? I have no idea like the cloak through? I don't know.

Oh my god, maybe it's downstairs.

So I had you down when they walked in. Did someone fucking.

Steal my wallet? That's what I'm thinking, mind you. I am always supporting this podcast. So I rip off the microphone sticker and I thought I'll show Mitchell and Jenna what it sounds like inside the most elite nightclub in the world. So as I'm stressing about my wallet, This is what plays on the sound system at one in the morning in Berlin. It sounds like they're searching for that submarine ocean skates sab.

It's like a sona. They don't have lyrics in Germany. No, that hadn't made it yet.

No, it's like as a it's a club what it is? So that plays? I freak out. I open find my and my wallet is outside Bergheim. I must have dropped it as I was walking in past them before the cloak room entry to the bill wilet on your phone app I've got an air tag inside it. Ah, okay, So I go, oh my god, I'm at this elite nightclub. I've lost my wallet and I got that. That's fine.

They let me out to go and get it.

So that's the music's playing. I walk back down the stairs in my leather shoes. I go to the coach check room. A lovely man who works there is butt naked and he's in like a leather huh. But he's got a leather g string on with a leathered elephant trunk where his penis goes and I go, excuse me, I've lost my wallet, and he goes, you've fed I've lost my wallet and he goes, fase it. I I don't know, I've lost it and I have an air tag. I think it's outside because if you if.

You live by hide, you don't come back at the big home on weekend.

And I said, oh, but I just paid entry and I really want to it's just outside.

He goes, honey, you want to go. You gotta get your volet. So do you sacrifice the gang bang for the wallet career? I've all been there. What do I do?

I beg and I plead and I go please them from Australia, I has to hit podcast Mitchell Coombs. You might have sent his instagrat clearly a game man if the algorithm has probably shown you Mitchell Coombs and the police. And he went, okay, ten year old to leave and come back. And I was like, fuck, this plays.

All my wallet's out there, idiot? Oh am I going to get the ten year roh. I don't think you understand.

All of a sudden, he takes card, so I pay past him ten year row and.

He goes, but five some must lodge.

I lost and found receipts in case you can't find the film not in trouble I was like, okay, no worries. All of a sudden, this music that's playing just like suddenly gets cut out. He puts on a pair of glasses that the peered out of nowhere. He had no pockets, that must have come out of his asshole, puts him on his head. He pulls out of manilla folder, slap opens, licks his finger.

He goes, what is your dates of both? Oh, for God's sake, what is your passpot number? Starting with PA. He sounds like he's scamming. You know, That's what it felt like, because he obviously wasn't in a uniform, and this could have been anyone. How do you know he worked their hair password to you come back account? Yeah, the name of your FoST paths police. And I was like, hay mesh.

Anyway, He goes, you're my goal and leave the bow hide. So I left the burg hind tracked it with my Apple ID, found it, walked back in and then I stayed for four hours.

Oh that's nice. Then no one flogged it while it was on the ground, No no one for no one fogged it. What did you do during that four hours? Or do I dare ask?

I met a lovely couple.

I bet you did.

Missionary wasn't the thing they were doing. I met them when they were doing doggie on the sex swing.

Hi mate, I'm Mitch. I'm new here.

I didn't actually realize they were hang sex.

It was a straight couple that looks comfys. Oh that's not a hapden a straight couple, but it's at a queer club.

Well, it's everyone, but its history is a queer club. Everyone's welcome in. So there were chains hanging from the ceiling with seats on them, and I.

Thought that looks lovely. Did you get involved? No, you know what I'm asking.

No, I did not, Mitchell, I was sober.

What are you doing for four hours? Walked around? Now you sound like creepy. You should have lied and said you got in the gang bang with a straight couple. That would be less weird. Imagine being a gang bang. I'm not built for it. So that was the highlight. Yur econe. Well, that was just a story that I really felt like telling. I did notice on your Instagram story when you were in Amsterdam that you looked thoroughly baked.

I did have a bit of brownie and had a big fat joint in the first.

I've got a phot on my phone somewhere fucking lighting up a joint. Yeah, do you do you look there? She's smacking a fucking scoop down her face. Look at her?

Oh my god, can I see ye?

Jane? And that we booked a canal cruise at midday, so we're high as ship on this boat. It was not good. I met this.

Guy at the club who was a podcast listener. I actually met multiple podcast listeners.

Is that nice?

I posted this to Instagram, didn't realize how baked og look and had to delete it.

That that was the one that I saw, and I was like, oh my god.

I went into face tune and the teeth whitening editing option I used on my eyes face tune. AI was like, are you sure you want to? Yes? When when Amsterdam's where my family is from, I'm Dutch, so I really that was my favorite place of the whole trip.

I want to do an investigation about where the fucking gone. I came from Franklin, me too. Let's just say it. What cities were their encounters?

Maybe I had Maybe I had a dry Europe run Okay, maybe I had a very wet Europe.

Well it is your season, so.

I uh, who knows?

Did you count what cities?

That's not really revealing anything. Is that tell you anything?

No?

I don't kiss at hell. You're so fucking you won't shut up. If you have a kiss, shut up. That's not true. And when you came back from Melbourne, Oh yeah, that was different. Something's changed here. He won't die bold? All right.

Well the reason is when I returned, I'm exclusive with someone that i'm seeing, so I'm not sleepy.

But you weren't exclusive at the time. Well, no, it was when we came back, So that's fine. I'm allowed to talk about people I fucked before I was exclusive with Sean. Yeah, but I have what's called respect? Is this a new thing? Is this twenty twenty four in? For you?

I found it in Paris? Actually? Is it this lovely vintage store? And for Sara?

Is that another STI it's French for crabs?

Is it just me?

You can follow the show online just search a couple of mitches.

If you don't, you're a tickhead. Well there you go. That was Cherry's summer break. That's what he got up to. Coming up on Wednesday, Jen and I will talk about what we got up to, and then we'll just decide amongst ourselves who fucking killed it? Who had a shipbreak?

Why don't we get the idiots to write in and let us know who killed it.

I could do a poll or something. Yeah, yeah, that could be good. I have more stories. You would write more? Yes, yeah, maybe maybe, but you can't blow your load in one episode. Like we could be doing the podcast in three years time. And you go, that reminds me of when I was in Europe. That's true, shelf life on the story.

Oh my god, that's really true. I could be one of those people that went when I went solo traveling in Europe. Yeah, oh, I'm so.

I'm going to be you and like that just comes with having gone solo traveling in Europe, that you be that person. And now that person.

Can you just ask me, Mitchell, because no one's done it yet, a compliment my shirt and ask me where I got it?

Okay, you know, I'm not a good actress. It's going to sound in sincere, but I'll do it.

It's fine, it's for theater.

Well that's a gorgeous shirt. Where'd you get that one? Oh? This would love to find out where you got that?

Oh?

I love that?

Thank you? I got it. I got it in London. Did you go to London? Thank you?

That's exactly what I wanted.

That's it.

Thanks guys, scene scene. You should get your management to get you into acting because you could be.

That sounded really fucking sincere. That it was from her heart that one.

Oh so yeah, I just want to be that person these Jenna, Yes, if you had to. Sorry, I just said yes to when you said, Jenna, I don't know what. I don't know why I did that.

Are you a manager? Now?

Well, Jenna, now you have to go through me if you want talk.

To Okay, well, can you ask Jenna if you have to give some sort of teas as to how her holidays went, which she'll be talking about on Wednesday. How would she hook it?

Okay? Hey, Jenna, how are you lovely?

How are you good?

Hey? For Wednesday's record, Babe, the Lovely Coons is just flagging. He wants you to do a little prep ahead of time. Do you have they called a hook, but it's basically a teas for your travel story. If you could let me know about EOD, that'd be great. Thanks Chicky.

Oh, I'm Mitch.

Too many cooks in the kitchen. I can just suit it out enough.

Elderly abuse, who abused you?

Age? And disaster and fun wow and line dancing?

Oh wow, thanks Chicky.

There were definitely lines involved in my break. I also wow, how would I tease mine? Do I try and make it sound more interesting than it is? Because I'm actually concerned that I'm going to win the most boring holidays. I say, because I don't have like one epic story like that fucking what was it Bgenheim and spiel Club that you went to? Like, I don't have any one epics story. I've just got a collection of ones that I think are all equally.

That's kind of why don't you just just hit us with whatever and we people listen to the show for you?

Wasn't that interesting?

I reckon, it'll be great. Well, it's all in how you tell it, you know.

Oh fuck, now the pressures on a little bit anyway, that's that's a Wednesday problem. Should we get into my as it just me?

Yeah, we should?

We should? I have to press that button? That would that would be season? You're right? Yeah, is it just me? Do you not understand why some people give musical movies? Shit?

Oh no, I know this is going and know I'm one of those people.

Oh yeah, yeah, Like I'm not out here saying, oh I love a musical movie. I don't have any strong feelings either way. But like there's been a few recently, Mean Girls and Wonker and stuff, and apparently they actively didn't advertise that it's a musical because that might have deterred people.

Yeah, I hate yeah, especially with the Mean Girls one.

The music Mean Girls musical.

Is so good, but nobody knows that that film is based on the musical, not a remake of the film.

Surely that's worth right if people think, why would they remake Mean Girls? Don't fuck with perfection? Like the musical is a point of difference. So basically advertiser. But then there's people like my brother who went along with his girlfriend to see the Wonker movie, didn't know it was a musical, and he's like, oh, what the fuck's this event? Yeah, Yeah, we fucked Wonka. I went I thought it was cute. I liked it.

You're the one person in the world who enjoyed Wonka. Was it was internationally panned?

Was it? Yes?

I haven't seen it.

It was terrible because it's a musical, so its ingirls. It's a musical.

You know what.

I call this the pussy effect because of Cats. Cats ruined cinematic musicals for the world.

I mean, there's bad ones, but then there's some of the best movies in the world and musical it's fucking Lion King Hello, animated the Differrees.

Yeah, Mamma, Mia.

High musical, Yes, and they put musical in there.

What else would it be exactly high school sing along?

No, that's kind of musical implying or just high school? Yeah, have you seen high school? Don't remind me someone. Wonka really badly reviewed by this.

Yes, it was really bad. It's also so Timothy Shallamay is not Wonka. That's ridiculous, But it's a prequel.

It was before Wonka set up his factory. He was like a fucking teenage or early twenty.

That tell me one person that was losing sleep over the origin story of Willie.

I can't name one, but like, I don't know, if you don't take it too seriously, it's a bit of fun. Like I've noticed that perhaps I enjoy shit movies because the amount of movies I've watched recently and been like, I loved that and then looked at the reviews and fucking Rotten Tomatoes shred totally.

Yeah.

The same with Letterbox.

Going to Letterbox and I'm like, oh, this is incredible, look through it and it's pain.

I had to be like, I actually know that was a crap film.

Yeah, yeah, Oh, I'm so impressionable if I get a whiff that someone didn't enjoy a movie before I give my opinion. Like, for example, say I loved Men Girls, and I went have you seen Men Girls? And they go I hate it? I will I will instantly say I hate it. It's just oh god, yeah I could. I'm so wishy washy.

Well.

Mean Girls has been getting bad reviews as well, which is weird to me because I went into I went to the premiere of Men Girls, right, I saw and I just was like, whatever, low bar low expectations. I think that's how you're going to approach fucking everything. Yeah, true, because I was like, oh, it's a bit of fun. It's good. I liked it. It was it was quirky,

Can you from Melbourne or something?

J googling angry angry Rice, angry rass that and you will know what I mean. So angry Rice, angry right, angry right, I'm saying, angry rass. That'll be That'll be fine. Angry Rice, so angry rass. By the way, watching that movie, it was one of those moments and I was like, where the fuck have I seen that face before?

What was she in?

Do you know where I recognized them from? Did you see that black mirror? Episode with Miley Cyrus. Yeah, she was the little girl in that the kid, Yes, the child that was like obsessed with Miley and had little toys.

And with Ashley.

Oh, yes, that's the one one. So yeah, Angry Rice fucked up the role in Mean Girls, according to the fan base. Yeah, because a Broadway musical, obviously it's belters. Angry Rice can't sing for shit, She's not a belter. And it's been comparison videos. I brought one with me. Oh my god. Yeah, there's been a lot of people comparing the movie soundtrack versus the musical soundtracking. Oh, they have a point. Angry Rice is not a song stress at all.

Okay, So he's Angry Rice doing the actual audio recordings in the movie or did they get another singer to do I mean, she's lip sincing, do we know.

I feel that they should have gotten another singer. Perhaps it's Angry Rice.

Yes.

So when you listen to this, it starts with the Broadway version and then you'll hear Angry Rice's shit version and it's just so low energy by comparison, A right roll the audience stuff Belter west End.

I'm mister m nonplussed.

I am filled with calculus. She's not filled with calculus. She's filled with dread. By the sounds of it, She's filled with Xani.

Not good, that's horrible. I saw Mean Girls on Broadway? Did you Yes?

Did it have Renee Rap in it?

No, Sabrina Carpentice, No, I saw the original ones. It had like Ashley Park from Emily in Paris and all that.

Oh wow, Yeah, it was really good.

So Renee Rap is one of the only people from the musical that they brought into the movie as well.

Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter was in the musical, but she wasn't in the film.

Okay, no one asked, but yeah, I've noticed a lot of people slamming Angry Rice as vocals, and there was one that I found really funny. It's like kind of mispronunciation territory. There's one song that she's seeing that one it's stupid with love right, and they've noticed that she doesn't really clearly pronounce a lot of the letters so stupid. It sounds like she says stupoo, oh no, and love she just goes la, So it's stupillah. Angry rolls like

I want to get but stupid loan love get it.

I didn't get it till now.

Stupid.

If Lady Gaga did her hit stupid Love, I want your stupid.

Or she kind of does, doesn't la What are the songs have love in it? Oh? Surely many love?

Yeah, love us in the air, loves.

In the air.

God, come on, I kid.

Falling in love. I would never have noticed. I wasn't nitpicking Angry Rice's vocals. I went and saw it because I was just taking it for what it was. I was like, yeah, whatever, that's cute. It's only when the comparisons came out then I was like, interesting choice there, a very interesting choice. So should I watch it? Just like, don't go in there thinking that it's going to be fucking Avatar or some critically acclaimed brilliant movie, which, by

I was gonna say, you have terrible taste. Name a good movie.

Do you know what I watch? So funny? Sorry? We were at trivia and one of the questions was Gary Marshall directed a trilogy of films based off holidays. What were they? I was like, Okay, Valentine's Day, New Year's is, New Year's, New Year's Eve? What's the third one?

Mother's Day?

I'd never heard of Mother's Day. When my friend said that was the answer, I was like, surely the fuck not. That can't be right. I looked it up and once again completely panned as being the most awful film ever made. I watched it and I thought.

It was brilliant, and that tells me everything I need to know exactly.

Now, listen before we get out of here. Normally a Wednesday episode would start with an is it just you? Caller? But Mitch and I are going to be doing overtime. Every single episode, including Wednesday, will start with us doing it Is it just me?

Correct?

But we're not getting rid of the callers because we still love chatting to our idiots. They're now part of Monday's episode.

Correct, So Monday's really like an igen bonanza.

Is it just Me? Monday? You could call just nothing, but its whether it be us or the idiots.

So if you're listening to this on a Thursday. You're going to for a real left out, an't you.

Yeah?

Yea, So maybe that's kind of like we say that every couple of episodes.

Well, it's like when fucking hey, hey it's Saturday. Was on Wednesday afternoons or something? It just made no sense. That's a really good point. They brought it back on a Wednesday, And I'm like, guys, don't take the piss.

That's why I was a genius naming my award winning radio show the Night Show, because as long as the sun's.

Down, it fucking works, you know what I mean. But then what if someone is listening overseas and it's broad daylight and they're like, I've been excluded.

Trust me, no one's listening over What.

About if they're listening to your podcast?

No, that's a good point they do. Actually right, you're right, Jenna, Well didn't poke holes in my theory. You can't keep everyone happy, you and your woke agenda, woke mob.

If anyone's the whole poker in this room, we know, Oh my god, it's not me I.

Am and it's not you, Jenna, I am clean, which actually sorry, that's a disgusting I didn't suggest otherwise, and then you were are okay things changed over summer? Absolutely not? In fact, it's cold in winter. I'm can I sect you with my.

Jagnar honestly sex with shirts and I'm into it. No, I'm actually recently.

Yeah, the lovely person that I'm exclusive with now details on that to come, the hook and tees to.

Come wouldn't have said come, okay.

I get fully naked. I never used to.

It never felt comfortable enough. Well, that's good, so nice leaving the shirt on. That feels like, oh, we're so into it that we couldn't even take the clothes and we just had to rush in. Oh my god, we couldn't be bothered with the admin. We just needed to get into it. Yeah, the summer.

Urgency just pulled the pants to the side. That's fine, fully close.

I haven't tried that. Oh, give it a go. What if a wore a skirt?

Yeah you pulled up?

Yeah? Absolutely? Or a kilt I killed? Surely you've got online around Jenna. Yeah, I've just been fucked in a kill. I just went to Scotland. Oh, why did you bring you back a kill?

I went to Hogwarts?

Wow, mintil, that's fictional did wear it was cg id On actually was boring.

I dropped past the hill and there was a man there dressed as Hagrid and he's like what She's like, that's a fucking tesco.

You know.

We're talking about people becoming punishers and always bringing out they've been in Europe. My parents are now those people because they did their europe to first time overseas. Oh you of course. Mark and Jane. Yeah, Mark and Jane what are their names?

And Jane sorry, it's my white brother wells through in the family.

Yeah, Paula and Sam.

Just completely wrong names, wrong gender.

Isn't everything anyway?

Sorry.

Dad was like, mate, look at this video I got of the Hogwarts Express.

He holds the phone up to me and I was like, that's very good. It's just a video of the train. It's like a minute thirty video. And he goes, no, wait, would they blow the horn on the thing now the trains go?

See?

What do you call that? Not a horn? What did you call that? I fig there's a horn like whistle wait till the train beats yeah, basically, And I'm like okay. I sat there for forty five seconds. The video ends and he goes, oh, that's the wrong video. Oh yeah, that's what, and they put it on again. I'm oh my god, I know what a beef on a train sound like? I've actually I do believe you.

God bless it. I don't want to bore everyone and show you my Europe trip videos.

A bit late for that, but I oh fuck. Shall we get the first is It Just You? For season six on?

Oh?

Yeah, that's what we're doing, isn't that? Yeah, let's do it. Let's jump here. We got on the phone today, well today for the very.

First is It Just You for twenty twenty four and season six of the podcast, we go all the way to New York, where.

We have the beautiful Matt Live.

Hello Matthew, Hello Jim. How's it going?

Oh so it's an ally.

In New York, New York. Yeah.

Can you do a fake accent at least Matt so it sounds like you're an American person?

Pay couple of mitches. How are you, Matt?

I'm so good. Yeah, we want to get a beagle on a cup of coffee.

Pretty good, pretty accurate.

Imagine want to go ahead and fingering in the parking lot behind Taco Bell. Oh, my god, that's American.

It's fact that when you're all putting on the American accent, I can't even tell which one is too like. That sounds a bit like Jenna.

That was That was me.

Yeah, Jenna's always wanted to be singing in the parking was to say, you give Jenner a two dollars a gilata. She is open. Matt, Matt, how long have you been listening to the show and what are you doing in New York?

Yeah, I've been listening for a couple of years actually, so big fans never called up though, so a bit of an honor to be the first one of the season. Yeah, And I moved to New York eighteen months ago and loving it. It's also working. I am a lawyer.

Helloier, Holy shit, god, succession, I'm picturing s vu.

I'm picturing succession. What's it more like murder or fellow?

No murder yet, but you never know. It is actually maybe a little bit succession success and esque.

Oh are you are you queer? Single?

I am, but I'm in a relationship with my lovely partner.

Did you meet him there or did you take him out of New York?

I did? He's an American. So he's actually from Tampa.

Oh my god, that's so cute. I want photos in the d MS. Matt, this is this is beautiful.

Are you going to be bringing him back to Australia to meet the family?

And she well, I'm like, he came over for Christmas and I'm trying to persuade him. But Americans are very loyal to America, so it's a bit of a slow slow burn.

Here. Permanently.

I mean, I don't know. I feel like I want to be in Australia permanently, like I was the best. Never know. Like Americans, it's pretty good.

We're pretty good at peer pressure. So if push comes, we'll give him a call. Yeah, put him on now.

In fact, if I was home, I'd actually put him on. Then you can get the actual American accent.

What's my name? Is something really American? Like Chad?

Oh no, it's not not Chad. What like Grayson? Though? Nick?

American? Are you in a blizzard right now? It's in New York City.

I'm on this street. I'm walking home, so excuse any noise.

Are you in Manhattan?

I am, yeah, I live in Trade backup.

What streets are you on? Give us the streets, what avenue?

I'm on Broadway? And are worth well?

I know that well I lived in New York for a year. But we won't go into that. No follow up questions.

So we're gonna get you to do an Is it just me of your own? Give us a little taste? Is it deeper? Is it dumb?

Oh? I mean it's kind of both. Tick all the boxes.

That's right, great about all right, let's jump in first of the new season, Maddie, take it away?

Is it just me?

When you were young and people would talk about black and white movies, you actually thought the whole world was in black and white?

I mean, that's a I think that's a thing.

No, it was me too.

Did you know it was me too?

I thought so as well?

What do you guys mean?

What do you mean?

Matt?

Like when you're when you were young and your grandparents or parents would talk about how TV was black and white, and you're a little kid, I thought that, like the whole world was actually in black and white, and they like hadn't had color until like they were much older.

See, I never thought that the world used to be in black and white. But if I am picturing a memory, Like if Mum said to me, oh, you're great great grandmother, blah blah blah. When I'm picturing that mentally in my mind, I picture it in black and white. It's fucking old. Yeah, Thatt just got hit by a bus. Now, I don't know. I'm pretty sure there's a theory about this.

I got to back me up. You got it, back me up?

So I remember when I was little, I used to ask my mom, how was it like living in black and white?

I'm not that fucking old. God, your mama's gorgeous and young.

How dare you?

No, guys, it doesn't make sense. The world is not black and.

White in a child's mind.

Oh my god, it's different. So color TV came in in nineteen fifty four. I just googled, which means that if your theory was correct, man, that the whole Titanic thinking would fit in black and wife. No blood, we can't see anything.

Yeah. Wait, what world events that were in black and white would have been? Dreadful?

Was war?

Well?

Yeah?

How would they know about red poppies, bazarts?

Oh my god. True, that's a really good point. The rainbow in it wasn't the Dorothy and the elephant she was with. What's that show Wizard of Ice?

Because that starts in black and white? It does the yellow brick road. How did anyone know that it was yellow? Just the brick right?

All right, well no, Matt, I really think that was just you and Jenna, not just you. Well that's what the show's for. It's not just you. It's you and Jenna. Yeah, and a good company we do, all right, Matt, Well, listen, enjoy New York.

Don't get killed. Thanks for listening to the show.

Okay, happy season sixty. We love it. What a sweetheart?

That was good, which sounded really beautiful. Now, if you want to come on the show with him, is it just me of your own? You can hit us up at a couple of miches, or don't forget. We've got the text line correct, I.

For too till nine four a Tues zero two till nine Yep.

Sent a text to that number and we'll get you on. But as for right now, let's get the fuck out of here.

This is the show done. Can't wait for your travel stories in a couple of days.

Yes, that's happening on Wednesday. Yeah, and the next step. I just don't know whether to try and punt minor, like, because you know when you talk up a movie and then you can get the ship. Should I just go in and say it's awful and then everyone's like, oh.

It's not that Mitchell I made it. I have STD, I have an STD, I have Gurkis. Really isn't that exciting? There's nothing, not much to top, so to speak.

What did we call the acronymic girkus? I've written it down. Can I get a small cheeseburger meal but without the.

Girl on a steamed but blace gurkers? Anyway, we'll see you.

This is Gurkis Tour who let you out of the Girkus? Your fucking clown? Oh yeah, circus. I love jokes that make you think, yeah, no, that was and I had.

To think too long.

I actually killed them, killed the momentum. I don't understand it.

Because the one before that was also circu.

Yeah, it was a double set, so I thought you wouldn't do a double but you did.

They hadn't sunk in.

Yet, Jenna, And you've got a fable for the next episode.

I can't wait. I can't wait.

All right, Well, thanks for listening. We're back for season six guys two weekly episodes in your feeds this year.

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Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret segment. On the end, we pretend to show it's done, but it ain't. Now any other travel things you want to get off your chest. There is it is your moment and I have our moment of mensday.

Correct. There is a screen loading behind you. I save this for a d debrief. I'm loading up a website called burg Trainer.

Ah. Is that Megan's brother berg burg Trainer.

Love his music. Burg Train is AI generated Berghein Entry simulator. It gets you ready for the day that you go to Berghein. I want you to to both try and see if you'll get in, because I am the only person in this podcast to have been led in to the most elite nightclub in the world, Burghine.

Yeah yeah, yeah Ick.

So Mitchell, would you like to go first? I've loaded up a bergheid simulator.

Do I get to be rude to them? Is that how it works? You would be one? Okay, let me tell you.

It's cold, it's Germany. You've lined up for two hours. You want to come across as cool, not weird. You don't want to get in, but it would be fun. You're also happy to have fucking sex on the down floor.

Okay, well that wouldn't be happening, but sure, let's let's see if it works.

All right? To have a look at the screen, you get to load the bergeind simulator.

So a Burghine trainer. The trainer needs access to your camera and microphone for analyzing your body language, to turn up the volume and say okay to start your training.

Okay, dunker, we're in tking not in yet. Oh it's picking up your face, man, it's just picking up my face. It's so and analyzing my body and my body language. This is the actual Burghide by the way, Oh, there's no line. I'm trying to look really polite and sober, that's for sure.

Here.

What is Have you been here before?

What's the valage?

Beard? What DJs on tonight? What DJs on? Can you turn it down a bit? Are you dressed to? Yeah? You didn't get Is that actually the vibe? Where's the rest of the line up? Yeah, that's what I said.

There's no line.

It's a simulator.

Right, Sorry about that?

All right?

Jen, I get him Mitch's chair. We're doing you.

It was very rude.

Hang on, you don't get to do it. That's still the that's the club, all right. I was I thought I was going insane. No, you're at the club. Okay, that's sorry, Mitch. You didn't get in Honestly, what business do I have in black and fireman in that sort of fucking environment.

You're gonna have to hide from that.

Now, don't speak that. Jenny is a The trainer needs actions.

I will do the camera and microphone for analyzing your body language. Turn up the volume and say okay to start your training.

Okay, my just is smiling like it's found Jenna's face.

So this is exactly where I stood. Mitch.

Sven will ask you three questions, try.

And face the camera more front on. Yeah, there we go.

I answer them appropriately to get in. It's measuring your sadness. Jenna, You're at four percent sadness, oh my god, five percent euphoria, three percent of maze, zero percent anger.

Before Nah, I want to dance?

He said, why should I let you in?

I want to dance?

Are you on drugs?

No?

No?

Oh no, she wasn't let in.

No, that's so mean.

They said, are you on drugs, Jenna, and you were like, nope, that's what everyone not on drugs would say. No, really defensively, Wait should I do it?

Because I've been let in? And this will test the genuine how authentic this is? Because I am cool?

I've been let into Berkheine, Okay, reset.

It, Burkine trainer.

I've been here, needs access, I've been in.

It's all.

I'm going to charm fake. I charmed the real man to start? Is that the same guy? Okay? Okay, how old are you? I'm twenty eight? Who's playing tonight? DJ von Knuckle? He's great? Are you on drugs? Not at the moment? Maybe later? You didn't get letty in either.

Now this simulates a croc of.

Shit guys, clearly. Also, who's DJ von Knuckle? I don't know.

Well, in real life, all he asked was how many is in your party? Yeah?

Okay, so it can't be that real, I reckon. That's why he asked if you're on drugs? Because DJ von Knuckle doesn't fucking exist or whatever? You said? He went, who's playing tonight? You said that? And then he went are you on drug No?

I feel bad.

I just invent DJ even expecting to go yep, now that.

Well, I have a friend who's dating a Berlin based DJ, and she said to me, you need to know who's playing. So I googled who's playing that night?

And they didn't even ask.

Now, they didn't ask but she sent me German, like she sent me the translations in German to learn ahead of time.

Like she didn't even go with you.

No, she wasn't in, she wasn't into.

Yeah, I'm just still a bit baffled at how you managed to spend four hours there?

Yeah, what did you do?

Astrom?

Walk around?

Spoke to many people? Were they speaking in English? Not all of them, know a lot of them are speaking in German. I just like walked around and met people and had deep conversations.

Yeah, it was. It was really fun, but not for me.

Oh can I can I just show you? This is my friend who did she was in German. This is exactly what she said.

I had to learn be.

Like V feeling V feelings.

And then I say a liner. I freaked out.

So I just said, I.

Hope do you have remembering that when you can't even remember anyone's name in English.

That's a really good point. Anyway, Listen, it's not for me. I'm not a clubb, but I love a story and I love to say that I've done something. So I've said that I've done it and I'm happy.

I mean, I don't mind a nightclub, but that nah, not for me. No, not for me. That's extreme. Not for me.

I don't know what. I actually kind of blacked out. This is exactly what I did.

God, he was spy.

No, that's why you were there.

For four hours. Yeah, he was probably there for five minutes.

To be honest, I couldn't find the exit, so I was half trapped. I couldn't get it. It's like five levels. And then someone with him cuts in the thing. One thing led to the other, and now I've got gone around. I know. When I went in, this guy was next to me and he went first timing to bo and I said, yeah, the show to round and I went, oh, I'm all good, I'll have a one. John need to show you around. And then about an hour and a half later I saw him and we locked eyes and he said hi.

I went Hi.

He's like, yoh, you're fine to throw Yeah. So we kind of sat and spoke for a while. He went, do you have to get to drink? I was like sure, but.

I stayed sober. So I had soda waters all night.

Sober in Burghin Why would you bother? I wasn't drinking on the trip.

It was good, felt good.

I remember everything and I'll tell every story starting now. Landed at four pm me in Glasgow, Scotland. Uh no, I got stuck in a blizzard in Glasgow, shocking. Oh dear, Yeah, it was nice anyway. Yeah, they my euro trip.

It's all done. I'm happy.

I'm very happy, and I'm back and I'm I'm and I made it back alive. Guys, that's all I wanted.

Okay, Well everyone locked that into your memory. That's the vibe of Cheeri's holiday, because we're going to decide who's what's the most boring.

Oh yeah, okay, well let me just say the vibe. The vibe was overarching themes. I didn't enjoy solo travel, but I learned about myself that I'd rather do things with people. I mean, I'm a radio presenter and a podcaster for God's sake. Is it shocking that I want to do things with people.

Yeah?

And I also like, am so go with the flow? Like I was walking down the street and you know how indecisive I am. I'm like, I'm in Amsterdam. I'm like, there's nine different canals. I can't pick. I can't so I just do one and then be crippled with anxiety. That I didn't do this third or the fourth or the fifth, of the six of the eight. I want someone to decide for me.

Yeah, now I'm with you. Solo travel wasn't for me. I'm a little bit jealous. I wish I was the sort of person that could do that and enjoy it.

Yeah, me too, Me too.

It's not because I don't like my own company. I'm great, but yeah, I just prefer to fuck around with someone else. You know.

Also, I hate to be like brillly honest, but my frontal lobe is too cooked in for life change at twenty eight. Everyone's like, you'll be a new man. I'm like, guys, this thing is baked. This is in fact, like you know when you go to a subway and get a subway cooking and it's too crunchy, and you go, you've overdone this fucking thing. That's what my frontal lobe is. I'm too cooked in, I'm too developed.

You're like, I'm stuck with this version of me. Yeah, I didn't keep the docket. No, it's now exchange now, absolutely not.

Our therapists can try and try and try, and I can change service level stuff, but like my identity and my personality. Get you're stuck with this guys.

Sory fucked off at our therapist by the way, Oh why Oh because my last appointment in December so close to Christmas.

Oh no.

She unlocked all this like deep rooted shit that I've been burying and then was like, anyhow see you in March. I'm like, you can't just fucking do that trigger me and then I can't see him into a mark.

Thanks a lot, God, bitch, I'm actually I'm the opposite. I'm running away from her because I canceled on a pointment with an hour's notice. Oh and if you cancel within twenty four hours, you still have to pay the full fee plus a cancelation fee. But they don't have to make card details on file, so they call me every week.

Oh god, why don't you just pay it? Because just cop the loss.

Because I also want to go to therapy, but I now can't because I'm gonna have to pay twice in one go.

That's what I'm saying. Just pay it and go therapy. Yeah, you're going to avoid therapy for the rest of your life because you didn't pay one bill.

I feel pretty good at the moment, So you I know I'm not getting therapy.

Goes right off the deep end. He's miserable as all fuck, but he doesn't want to pay the one hundred and sixty bucks or whatever. I know, I'll just feel it.

I know it's like someone contracting me. Ninja cockle. The doctor's got the vaccine, but you have to pay your last cancelation fee. Like, nah, not over my dead body. Literally, I'm just a.

Lack of frequency of appointments not helpful. Because when I saw my old therapist Patrick, it was every fortnight and.

I haven't been since early December.

Yeah, but like before that, how often were appointments because like minor every two months, and I'm like, that's not an app.

Oh we spoke about last time. I did every fortnight when I started. Then it became every month, and now it's like every stick shape.

Now it's never again.

Yeah it hasn't. It's been two months.

Yeah, you've been blacklisted in the building I have. I'll see if they've got a post with your face on it. Maybe, yeah, next time I get in.

Totally. No, I've been to burger on. I'm a change man. I don't need therapy that place change me. I'm a burgin eight.

But I don't think you're supposed to talk about it. So you fucked up the first wall.

Well, I'm a podcaster, so they shouldn't have let me in. I bought a dangly earring just so I looked more gay like that. Ain'tal sex receiving? We well, we.

Hope this podcast today. Thank you? That's all. So season six is back, Fuckers throw soft launch? Yeah, of course, of.

Course soft launch. Speaking of if you go to my latest Instagram dump, there is a soft launch on slide number eight, right, I noticed, don't be so excited.

Wow, what reaction did you want? Maybe? Congrats? Congrats? Okay about time, congrats on a soft launch.

Sorry, I thought it was cool. Can you tell that I haven't got new sound effects since last season?

Yes? I can? All right, I have an announcement. Oh, here we go.

I'm going on Ready, steady cook, you've gotta.

Be the big cats that can costume. Go back to the fucking cash cock days. Is that funny? Is it?

I'm going to be the guest that gives five ingredients. You know that show works. They go Mitch Cherry radio and podcaster Today, he's got an aubergine five kilos of pork mints, jip rock and a hammer, and he'll be making beef pork and on.

So how the back in the day that would have been my nightmare, But I reckon these days, I could do that if they gave me five ingredients and said, just figure something out.

The amount of fucking menu logue sponk on you do?

You don't have some men that's literally not cooking well?

The amount of Marley spoon sp you do with the amount of dinnerly spun con you do well?

Menu log Yeah, Mitchell is a great cook because he's an hungry Jack's Ambassador. Yeah, hj bassador hungry Jassita.

Anyway, I'm going on already, steady cook. It is an exciting moment for me, and I am palmed. I'm so excited. And no questions, no questions, don't.

Gonna have anything left to talk about on Wednesday episode shut up, frankly anyway, pink in town.

Guys, lesbians and women over the age of fifty and men that.

Are in the closet and rejoice, yeah, of course.

And hairdressers, oh boy, oh yeah, hairdressers love don't they mean to love her? Anyone with a septum piercing christ just it's their time to shine people that.

And little girls?

Who else?

Mitch. I heard an ad for Kiss the other day. I mean, like, win Pink tickets, the hottest tickets in town this year, And I'm like, fucking riter Taylor swift Eras is in a couple of weeks and you're calling Pink at Curtoff Bank Arena doing a circus bullshit, no comment, the hottest ticket of the year. Comment, no comments my place of employment? Oh of course, yea, yeah, I'm aware of that. But I just think that's a big fucking cool.

Now, who is your neighbors?

Yes? What's her name again? What is fuck? That's going to annoy me?

Marshia Bishop, you're on the Russia. That was really good for me.

They had mister Barton On for an interview, and the promotions the day before the ads were saying, Hollywood hit girl, mister Barton. I'm like, what fucking year is it? Two thousand and three? No, sometimes I say that ship when I would shit girl, that's all. It's like calling aj Rochester the Sydney Girl.

Well she wouldn't be the Sydney fit girl, now would.

She don't be cruel? I love aj Oh. I actually was in an event with her.

We're demented.

Oh so you've actually just performed a twenty minute monologue and I dare add something And now I'm making this run over.

Sorry sorry, no speak please, no, you don't need my permission, but I'm just saying.

If you want men to fit it out, please go. You'll love it. Aj Rochester loves us. We're talking about the biggest lother Australia original host everyone. She loves us. And she said can I come on? And I'm like absolutely, Oh can you meet it? The joke, I just well, we made your bed, so fucking get tucked in and make yourself comforting.

I'm sure we could bond over sleep at your masks.

But now she's living in La so we'd have to figure out a time zone. I'd get her on a half bitch.

She's fine. I like her ticktock.

Profer and also she's a hoot.

I love her. I saw her on TikTok. She was eating a bacon egg roll.

When Pud when not doing it, Oh damn it, and you know what, just for that, let me tell you my parastoric You look at the Eiffel Tower and there's every kid doing this fucking TikTok?

Are you enjoying your Tammy paddis?

You know that dumb audio? Everyone did it?

We have different for you pages all I get? Are you enjoying your tamy palace?

Everyone? Right? Some girl from cordiners what nation was scurrying on the floor being the rat from matter TWI and I.

Thought that's disgusting.

That disgusting anyway, didn't get to Italy, didn't? All right, that's enough? Well, yeah, well, we hope this podcast makes you feel wee percent better.

Didn't make sense better? Oh? Yeah, true, wouldn't it be. We hope this podcast makes at least twelve percent better. That's all.

Just so we did.

Oh wait, isn't that three?

Oh?

Sorry? We hope it makes it feel percent better? Is that it? Yeah?

Sure?

Why not?

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