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Ep. 38 - Lazy Willenials

“Any understanding of this nation has to be based, and I mean really based, on an understanding of [Big Willie Style]. I believe that firmly. It defined us.” - Shelby Foote

Ep. 37 - The Near Side

What do you get for winning The Oregon Trail?

Ep. 36 - The Diminished Sin

We're back with a super-sized episode. All ideas copyrighted by someone.

Ep. 35 - 30% Eight Month-Old Onion

Are you sure this isn't a play?

Ep. 34 - Gimme An Ike!

"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Ep. 33 - The Swedish Limbo

We can go very, very low.

Ep. 32 - Thunder Water

Drink up!

Ep. 31 - A Naturalistic Kevin Pollak Cameo

Is there such a thing?

Ep. 30 - Anticipate the Turtle

Ep. 29 - The Mendoza Principle

"Teller almost never speaks while performing. There are exceptions such as when the audience is not aware of it; for example, he provided the voice of "Mofo the psychic gorilla" in their early Broadway show with the help of a radio microphone cupped in his hand. Teller's trademark silence originated during his youth, when he earned a living performing magic at college fraternity parties.[13] He found that if he maintained silence throughout his act, spectators refrained from throwing beer and he...

Ep. 28 - A 12-Ounce Margin of Error

Why are all the winos really smart?

Ep. 27 - Mallard Fillmore-Smith

No shownotes this week for reasons unexplained an unexplainable.

Ep. 26 - Care-a-forming

Shownotes withheld until Mayor Lee grants us our permits.

Ep. 25 - Herr Milkshaken und Frau Suppenmachen

Shownotes cancelled on account of breakfast.

Ep. 24 -Local 72 - The Fightin’ Cerberuses

Shownotes being held hostage until someone pays up.

Ep. 23 - Skip What?

Martin Luther Indulgences Offsets The Edge The Pauls McCartney I Am The Walrus Buying Stars An interesting story Tommy Wiseau Weimar Republic Otto von Bismarck The Neighbors Skip-It Berlin Wall Guerilla Art Talking about that Funke Joel Silver and the invention of Ultimate Frisbee Zeppo Curly Joe Butterbean A knockout for Butterbean Chairman of the Board The Immortal Jack Warden...

Ep. 22 - Peepers!

Corollary International Phonetic Alphabet Man in the Red Room Frontier of Turbines A mine X-ray Patch Cat Eyes Kramer Jed Bartlet Jed Clampett Lisa “Lefteye” Lopes Opera Glasses Crazy Frog Peeps Mr. Peepers Cheep Cheep Cheep! Mike and his majestic face What was in the briefcase? “Two Sheds” Jackson Andrew Jackson’s fine achievements...

Ep. 21 - First Girls

Mr. Skin D.E.W.J. First Kid Sinbad George Clinton Tear the Roof off the Sucka Michael B. Jordan Incredible Mr. Limpet Robert Guillame Sports Night Leslie Nielsen CSI Cheers Double dipping The Who Marc Blucas First Daughter Chasing Liberty Coachella Grosse Pointe Blank Cooper Manning John Landis...

Ep. 20 - Whacking

The Question: How can guys lay off pitches that close? You'd better get your heart rate down. Remain indoors Sarcastic T-shirts Macklemore haircut Our ideas RE: Baseball Carlos Marmol Ricky Vaughn Benny Hill GUTS Biathalon Ice T Fez X-shirt Glowing Puck Superfund Mr. T And 1 Mixtape Stickball...

Ep. 19 - An Ouroboros of Food

Soylent Pod People C. Everett Koop Way of the Future Prince Fielder 3D Printing Soylent Green (SPOILER ALERT!) Diamonds Air Dr. Henry Kissinger...

Ep. 18 - Monkeys, The Scab Ape

Fireside Chat Organ grinder Eliza Doolittle Empire Carpet Hi, I’m Troy McClure Day of the Dolphin George Lucas Caribou The Washington Generals...

Ep. 17 - The Good Old Days

The Room Malaise Baltimore Rolodex Rollerball Dick Cheney Pincer Maneuver Kind Of Blue Time Out Enchantment Under The Sea Rust Never Sleeps Group Slaps Caning Henry Waxman Judicial Review Warren Burger Felix Frankfurter Xena: Warrior Princess & time continuity...

Ep. 16 - A Letter to Rob Manfred

We have some suggestions. Wayans Brothers EMP Remain In Light Cultural Canon Gilmore Girls Human Target Stone Cold Steve Austin Triple Threat Replay Challenges Tip O’Neill...

Ep. 15 - Getting Things Done Or Else

Attention, American parents! Your children, upon whom you will depend heavily for financial support as you enter your winter years, are suffering from a dangerous, highly communicable and infectious disease: Lollygagger Syndrome! Fortunately, we've got the cure. And by cure, we mean camp. And by camp, we mean camp less in the 1960s Batman sense and more in the Cultural Revolution sense. Don't worry: you trust us. We can help. Dive bar Murder mystery party The Button Sending your troubled teen aw...

Ep. 14 - A Bowflex Slathered in Peanut Butter

LaserDisc Neo-Noir Yo Cousin It BowFlex Iditarod Air Bud Dogville Shorts Ernest Oz The Reluctant Astronaut...

Ep. 13 - The Button

Jonny Quest Push For Pizza ASL Gulag EULA Regis Philbin Johnny Knoxville Funeral Home Sam Elliot Always Be Closing Les Enfants Terrible...

Ep. 12 - Bailout!

t's Too Fun to Fail!™ Monopoly Bailout Calvinball Brownfield Body Modification Antimatter Nanotechnology Slurry...

Ep. 11 - The Hippopotamus Oath

Tekken 3 Garbage Plates E.T. A History of the T-Shirt Hulk Hogan Andre the Giant Pincer Maneuver Russell Westbrook: Fashion Icon Holograms International Waters Jack Kevorkian, MD Hippocratic Oath Death Ray Carnival Cruise and that whole “poop” thing...

Ep. 10 - Subverting The Eyelid

Shownotes Marvin calls Chuck Marvin sucks at trunks Stewart Copeland Dr. Spock No Dice Charlemagne Coke is better Bullying Hired goons? The rise of the nerd in society The Helsinki Syndrome Slugging Biff...

Ep. 9 - ScornCo

4:33 Goldeneye Klobb Crank: High Voltage Opening the West Rollercoaster Tycoon Imagine this scene on a rollercoaster Baron Samedi Charles Bronson Star Trek technology Wesley Snipes’ financial woes Life coaching Bobby Knight Bar fights Buzzwords Yusuf Islam Electric Boogaloo...