Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Original description: Another dollop of quality misinformation and entertainment.
Oct 07, 2008•23 min•Ep. 114
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. t’s the 100th Into Your Head! Two and a half hours of pure, unmitigated drivel. Tonight’s Topics Include: Rules of biscuit sandwich-making, Reaching the 100 pinnacle, Unseen bears in woods, Allocating eyes to humans, Defining your personal universe……and that’s just the first eight minutes of our lo...
Aug 03, 2008•2 hr 29 min•Ep. 100
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Flying cars and the three-digit era, Travelling against the flow of time, Travel sickness in the bedroom, Quad Etait Demonstrandum, Unsolicited extra education, The “Bozo The Clown” test, Declaring things null and void, Non-fatal ostrich eye injuries, The senior lifeguard’...
Jul 24, 2008•27 min•Ep. 99
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Hospital-style sound recording, Feeling restricted, Avoiding excess pride, Helping the human octopus community, Policing surplus limbs, Policing slang, Editorial issues regarding the cat song, Rebranding cat-strangers, [Vintage material: Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers,...
Jul 17, 2008•38 min•Ep. 97
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Over here not over there, Two conscious selves, Area codes for humans in a George Orwell world, Mobile people, An obligatory introductory paragraph, An unrecorded interval, Caviar or popcorn, Being awake in an anaglogue cinematorium, The letter “O” versus the number zero, ...
Jul 15, 2008•19 min•Ep. 98
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Advantages of vagueness, Disposable words, Partially pre-recorded conversations, Ninety something again, Literature-based mathematics, An example of an example, Live phone-in, An unreliable time check, Supplying buckets for the coffee shop industry, A universe in my microw...
Jul 10, 2008•23 min•Ep. 96
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s.
Jul 07, 2008•24 min•Ep. 95
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Musical differences in the en-suite, A grave in the kitchen, Inadvertently making sense, Adam and Eve’s parenting skills, Cult-creating genes, How to gain hero status, Avoiding a Satan-style downfall, Protecting your cat’s street cred, What you’re thinking, I’m probably ea...
Jul 02, 2008•46 min•Ep. 94
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: The “make of it what you will” clause, The book of this episode, Spring-based entertainment, A day as a percentage of a week, Getting geared up for arithmetic, Appropriately numbered multpile choice answers, Contrasts in my voice, Avoiding another moon conspiracy, Debriefi...
Jun 25, 2008•23 min•Ep. 93
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: A natural speech deficiency, Concerns about my benign monarchy, Defining the non-average listener, Representing 587 countries with only 243 people, Cheating the Euro currency, A very old catchphrase, How God invented the printing press while retaining his modesty, Balanced...
Jun 17, 2008•25 min•Ep. 92
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Legalities of squatting in space and time, A cheap alternative postal system, A Chinese proverb about sadism, A thing with yokes on it, Allocating space for fishes, How goldfish stay dry, Rebelling against the food chain, Viewing the fridge inside-out, A note about notewor...
Jun 15, 2008•22 min•Ep. 91
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. The monster in the toilet, Reusing laundry-based entertainment, Swearing in BBC rehearsals, Allaying listener worries regarding dehydration, Parental supervision expectations for this podcast, A token appearance, Inadvertently seeing potential top models, Three miles through my house, Proving compu...
Jun 12, 2008•22 min•Ep. 89
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better,he 800s. T Tonight’s Topics Include: Avoiding a fire in my lap, A holographic laptop with holes, No flying cars yet, Starbucks mug for sale, Learning about taxes on whiskey, Cheap feathers, Why cat don’t eat fruit, Analysing your pet’s emotions, A possible Tetris sequel, Eating animals’ heads, Advertising aim...
Jun 07, 2008•23 min•Ep. 88
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Original description: “This is an odd one. More of a “non show” than a show. A bit like Show 77, which explains why was able to just copy and paste this paragraph. Thanks for listening.
Jun 05, 2008•32 min•Ep. 86
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Turning off the listener, Automated video jockeys, Rowan and Martin’s name swap, An unplanned intelligence test, Power efficiency on a 1980s bicycle, Limiting your knowledge intake, An imaginary capital of Afghanistan, The millennium of the past, Large hand means large cat...
Jun 03, 2008•26 min•Ep. 85
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: A great leap forward, Bootleg recordings of Into Your Head, Park bench entitlement issues, Psychiatric movies featuring Robin Williams, Police intolerance of bank heists, A non-animal love interest, Which part of my brain routed this?, Imagining the repetition of a cat’s a...
May 29, 2008•28 min•Ep. 83
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: I should do something else today, Researching the god of dogs, Bad taste cat articles, Taking offense on behalf of others, How the media balances things, Writing backwards, Not accounting for my movements, A dog who might eat me, Evil faces and windows, Detecting invisible...
May 27, 2008•39 min•Ep. 82
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: No mention of ones or zeros, Which Saturday is this? Demanding dogs, Fuzzy psychic reception, Composted roof material, Staring pets in the eye, Non-vulgar crackling analogy, Grass as dental floss, The non-consumable food cycle, Soap emergencies, My garden versus the planet...
May 24, 2008•33 min•Ep. 81
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s Topics Include: Walking while using a laptop, Designing a front view mirror, Speculating about my eye sockets, The line between sympathy and violence, An editing note about an upcoming face, Loopholes in slavery and murder laws, Distinguishing bread-eating noises, Half a urination session...
May 23, 2008•38 min•Ep. 80
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: A plausible lie for promotional purposes, Inventing a toy dog, Encouraging a disabled pet, A defeatist attitude, Bright yellow warthogs on the Internet, Customised modular phone Phillistines, Smothering things in wallpaper, A surprising attitude to kitchens, Encouraging st...
May 22, 2008•22 min•Ep. 81
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. In fact for this episode, even the original description agrees. More of a non show than a show. If you don’t mind, we’ll skip the formalities of a topics listing this week, because that could get complicated. Thanks for listening.
May 18, 2008•38 min•Ep. 77
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world, Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners’ tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn somethi...
May 17, 2008•34 min•Ep. 76
Please beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Seeking stimulation in the fridge, Disguising fish, Double cooked bread, Stairs ascension segment, A good excuse for two silent steps, Getting mis-spelt in the Irish media, The listener’s research duties, A non-omitted outtake, Cutting through ones and zeros, Getting rid o...
May 15, 2008•25 min•Ep. 74
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Pretending it’s still “now”, An artifical cat for illustrative purposes, Time travel in the bath, Trespassing in the seventies, Sci-fi as a reference tool, Sorry for changing the course of history, Treasuring a hole, A mould for sponges, Two kinds of pie, False triangles in...
May 09, 2008•33 min•Ep. 73
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Audio hyperlinks, Calling oneself from the bathroom, Getting your levels level, Exporting an accent for effective use abroad, English plus one, Finding morse code on an official translation, Profiting from the nineties clubbing culture, A conspiracy about my incompetence, E...
May 09, 2008•30 min•Ep. 72
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experimen...
May 03, 2008•33 min•Ep. 71
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Not strapped in, Shadowing a hunting cat, Properly processed poultry, Bogged down with alliteration, Ignoring small words, A nineteen seventies search engine, Underused portability shame, My 2D monitor, Testing a dimensional website, The Niagara Falls nano-border, Obsessed ...
Apr 27, 2008•23 min•Ep. 70
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Just a host, Small minds in the audience, An ill-informed cow, Creating a cat on the fly, Getting stuff from users, Papier maché limbs – the pros and cons, Harrison Ford’s badly planned circus, Obvious sand-monsters, Linking role reprisals and death, Rocky the private inves...
Apr 26, 2008•29 min•Ep. 68
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Don’t listen to this, Listener-imposed drugs test, Watching a marathon, Avoidng the word “pod”, Cannibalistic vegetables, Remembering the bread man, Grimacing in the front seat, Innapropriate product placement – an experiment, Blackberries and mungo juice, A double shot of ...
Apr 26, 2008•21 min•Ep. 68
lease beware: This is a vintage episode of Into Your Head, a show that evolved a lot over 18+ years. New listeners are reeuested to start with later episodes, like the 500s or, even better, the 800s. Tonight’s topics include: Frightening episodes, Severed feet and the natural landscape, Poultry carving politics, Oxygen free chickens, No explosion without fire, Surviving on a forest planet, Counting the foot carers, An embassy to a neighbour, Planning a fictional World War, Some truths about E.T....
Apr 25, 2008•26 min•Ep. 67