ITP: KU blows out Cowboys at Gallagher Iba

Well, there's a lot of things that we've covered in our time here on Inside the Paint show number four hundred and thirty eight by the way halfway through season eleven, pretty wild number. But one thing that we I don't know if we've really talked about is a complete and total beat down over the Oklahoma State Cowboys and still Water. But that's why we're still doing these shows in the high four thirties, guys, because we have not talked about Kansas,

Oklahoma State and still Water on Tell today. How's about that for a win land in your back? How was your absence? It was nice. I already don't even know. I do remember the reason I was gone. It was a party to send a guy off. Yeah, it was good. I'm glad to be back. And that party, that person that you were celebrating sending off was of course to attag of Iloa and the Miami Dolphins who came into Arrowhead and just you want to talk about because how about that?

Yeah, maybe the most dominant Chiefs defensive performance that I've seen, at least in the playoffs, if not in the last like five plus years. Nick, this is we're gonna talk about a particularly a dominant offensive performance by Kansas. How's about that kind of just kind of going all around it? Are you guys just not feeling it? All right? That's fine? This is inside the pain on Rock Chuck Blog. I'm Ryan Landres, I am Crocodile Dundee, and I am Mike Poyton's job. This is Mike Poynton's job,

and you know that he performs at his job anyway. He also, by the way, trivia question in the future will be who is I'm sure somebody will do it eventually, but for now, who is the closest coach to having two victories over Bill self at Allen Field House? It's none other than Mike Boyton, isn't it. That's also true, It is undeniable. That

is a fact. I feel like they almost lose to Oklahoma stayed at home every year, that they don't almost lose to Oklahoma at home, and considering that they smashed ok earlier this year at Alan, I feel like the Oklahoma's state game here comes eighty seven eighty five. No, there's just no way, not not unless that's not good. Not unless it's they get some new players between now, in two weeks from now or whenever that game is because God, Oklahoma State is total ass. Let's talk all about it, all

right. I was gonna give a breakdown for what else is coming for this show, but you guys have listened to hundreds of these you guys need to know the breakdown by now. We're gonna recap Kansas. We're gonna recap other games. We're gonna laugh at something stupid that another one of the Big twelve teams did. I'm probably gonna rasnick about not liking women with tattoos. Yes, it's probably gonna be Texas. And then we're gonna end the show by

all three picking Kansas to win their next game. Right, that's every show. That's the script. Yeah, pretty much. Let's let's let's get in on it. Okay, speaking of Mary, before we dive into Kansas, are they leading that awful WCC. Let's take a look who is leading the WCC. H Yes, it is, saying oh Mary's they're in first place

at four and isn't even in second. They're in fourth. They probably will be after tonight because they play Pepperdine tonight and you said Landon that they have to win by twenty two otherwise it doesn't count as a victory, which is no longer a lock. Saint Mary's went eight and six in non conference play, and they are undefeated in WCC play. They lost the freaking Weber State. They lost the Missouri State. They lost to Missouri State. Yeah,

this conference is finally actually at home. You've always said it is. They lost the Missouri State at home. Missouri State, by the way, is one and four on the road. Can you guess who the win was against? A painful Okay, now gamee number three on the Patriot League. Well, you know what, let's just start from the top. Bye, number three. I'm your host, Ryan Landreth. This is my co host. Iwan McGregor. Never mind, start again. I'm not pushing that button anymore.

No more air horns. I can't believe they stayed at number three, Nick, can you believe that? Ap rating? Let's talk about it. I think it's good. I think they did a good job. At least they're eighteenth in the net. This is the my eighteen. Still, No, we're like eleven. They are. I think they went up. Yeah, I think they're not as I as b y U. Still, but they are twelve. No, they're eleven. Who's gonna lose seven conference games, all of them on the road. They are up to number four in

the Big Twelve. I think they're third in the Big twelve on Ken How was I State? Yeah? I was three and Roger wins? Yeah yeah, that's uh well, but they absolutely destroyed those nine Quad four teams. They beat. Nobody else on this list has nine four wins except for your Oh there's Oklahoma. It's all the Big twelve teams, but not even Gonzaga. Does Gonzaga have nine Quad four wins? Gonzaga has six? Do they really tie? On? Grand Foster is just kicking some serious ass against the

frigging Detroit Mercies of the world. Who, by the way, one, congrats the Detroit Mercy basketball. They are one in eighteen. Now I believe they're They're one in nineteen one in nineteen. Sorry I knew they won. Before we talk about Kansas. Let's see if Missouri Valley are Mississippi Mississippi Valley states eighteen. Darn it, they still can't win that. The mic pointing of teams, the mike pointing of intros, and now let's talk about the

mic boys. They've been an impressive three sixty two and what a mess? Who's below them? They are? They winless and not last. They've been three sixty two in and then that the entire season. I know there is three hundred and sixty two teams, so they're last. They've been last. Okay, okay, are they the swack? Yeah? HBCU Yeah, yeah, Chris what I thought we were gonna get Chris Reynolds on the phone.

Uh and he was gonna talk about how how they may be. They may be, uh the worst team by record, but that doesn't automatically make them the worst team. No, we don't need that. Okay anyway, No, Hey, Valley State is two and fifteen. I think what? No, they won, Yeah, they won, they've won two games. It says, what the heck? That's that's? How can that be? Poat? Oh wait? Why did it throw me to the women's standing? That doesn't make any sense. The women are bad women. They are combined two

and what would that be? Thirty thirty three? Yeah, thirty three? Hey? They did women try loss to Alabama ninety one to twenty six, and they lost to South Carolina one hundred and one to nineteen. Oh no, they tried mercy loss they're Owen nineteen. Detroit Mercy was up like fourteen on Robert Morris with five minutes left yesterday and they lost in double the National Championship at halftime. They should just have Mississippi Valley State played Detroit Mercy.

Louisville takes winner Louisville coll In the other semifinal. Yeah, so Detroit Mercy though on Sunday if landon. In case you wanted to note, no, being Owen nineteen does not automatically put you last, because there is a six wins Southeast Missouri State team that is one spot below Owen nineteen Detroit Mercy on ken Bomb, I don't they've won six games. Yeah, I don't think that Simos won not According to to ken Palm, there's six and twelve on

kim bomb, so maybe the net doesn't count. They're non D one winsors. I don't know. Well, okay, they've won a game against Missouri Baptist Harris Stowe. That's it, Nicks, These aren't These AREN'TD one team schools. Yeah, Lindsey Wilson, they the random woman. Yeah, and they're still according to ken Palm, they're not. They're in between Detroit Mercy and Mississippi Valley States, Lindsey Wilson basketball as Lindsey Wilson. They're playing men's

team. You know, you're a small school and you have a JV men's team. Columbia Kentucky are somehow worse than the V team. I guess, boy, what a great intro. Yeah, is three million dollars, so that means about forty JOCO has more money than the entire endowment of the school. I feel like we got to talk about Kansas at some point, but this is pretty good. Let's let's do it. Here we go waiting for someone to cut me off. Okay, never the Kansas niney Okloma State sixty

six. There, we got that in there. I guess now we have to talk about the team that is. They're not ranked last on Kempom, but there they got to be in the mid three hundreds if we're talking about only they played Lindsay Wilson. Yeah, then, or that Houston's online one ready to schedule just for fun they did. They played Shamanad and people said it sucked. That game was not great. To be fair, they played Washburn a couple of years ago, and I don't remember one flipping thing about

that game because it shouldn't have count. Okay, Washburn, I'll defend my alma Mondard, but Washburn's a little bit more of a D two school in my double as better than Lindsay Wilson. I can tell you that. Yeah,

Washburn has won national titles in D two. We have seen exhibition games where they've kept it within fifteen twenty points of Kansas, like they are not whatever at Oak Hill Christian College that lost by one hundred to North Dakota State, that's not the same thing, I agree, But they're probably closer to Oklahoma State than Kansas because the Jayhawks just go out and pummel the Cowboys from

beginning to end. On Tuesday night, they did not trail. They jumped to a six to zero lead, force the timeout, and it was just smooth from there. A dominant first half allowed them to coast in the second, which earned a twenty four point win that the fans never had to sweat. This is you Guys's seventh year on the show that seven Stillwater Recaps. They've won five of them, and none of them have come that easily.

Had to have been kind of weird to watch a game at galibar Ibo that A the camera wasn't on the moon, B wasn't pitch black on the court, and C was a comfortable Kansas win. Yeah, it was fun to actually be able to relax watching a game in galagher Ebo, which, yeah, like you said, we don't normally get the privilege of doing because Oklahoma State plays the Jayhawks very tough down there. NICKI which, Nick, you all right? That was as bad as the rest of the shows be.

Yeah. I was gonna say I thought you were done because you paused, and no, if you I was gonna ask Nick because he is our resident court and venue expert. No team in this league has changed their building, like their look more than Oklahoma State. I feel like we've gone from the script font changes every couple of years and now it's white on the baseline set of black. I feel like they've made some upgrades. You guys agree, it looks much better than it used to. Yeah, that's a cool that's

a relatively cool arena too. It's sad that they are TERRESI they're terrible all the time, so they never have it full. But uh, yeah, there's been some good courts terms and Bill has gone in there in the past twenty years. Oh yeah, he used to gift his alma mater a win every year. People legitimately thought that was a conspiracy. How Bill self like

would throw them in a couple of victories every now and then. When how many tournament So Mike Boyton has made the tournament once and it was in twenty twenty one where they had Kate cunning the country. Yeah, and that was also a like that team was at one point the favorite in the region to make the final four and they didn't. Uh So They've only made the tournament once since two thy seventeen, and that just like that's for a team that's

got some history. They won a couple of championships and their way back in the forth the best basketball team Kid Cunningham has been on since high school. Yeah, honestly because woof hey, at least they won their third game the other day. Oklahoma State has won one conference title since nineteen ninety one. That seems bizarre for a team that has so much history down there. Boyton, somehow only in his fifth year, feels like he's been there longer.

But I can't imagine that he's gonna get much more time after only one that's not right, Wikipedia is wrong one too. This is his seventh season. What are they doing now that Mike Pointon is so irrelevant that nobody has touched his Wikipedia page in two years? When when what Kate Cunningham was there? I guess last time someone went there. Okay, talk about by banning them from the postseason, that's I'll just say that they were gonna make it anyways.

But they still did us a favor. And then it feels like like they're always the like second team out like they did just barely miss because they never beat the good teams. And well, I mean, you gotta beat Bill. I guess if you don't beat him once, you probably aren't getting in. But Bill still put on these bills to us. How's about this, guys, For the first time in his career, the arc is complete. I've been waiting on many many a year to read this stout on this

show. Bill self has a winning record at gallipur Iba Arena. He is now nine to eight and seventeen career trips there. It took him seventeen years to get over five hundred against the team, with one conference title in thirty five years. Still Water used to be a house of horrors for Kansas.

You guys know that as well as anybody. But they've won five of their last six there, and they've won eleven of the last twelve in the series dating back to you guys' first season on this podcast in twenty eighteen, when you guys were about eight years old. They've won eleven out of twelve. That's that this is not a team that their worry about anymore. Yeah, they've definitely played a lot better. I don't know what goes into that.

I think other honestly than just regression to the positive mean of Oklahoma State, like we've been talking about, has not had like a ton of world beating teams, but yet they've still beaten Kansas a bunch, and I think that's just evening out it kind of like there's that, and then they also have gotten worse, like from O nine to fifteen, where Kansas lost several times in that stretch. OH nine to fifteen is a seven year run where Oklahoma

State only missed the tournament twice. They made it five out of seven years. They've only made it twice in the ten years since, So Oklahoma State has gotten worse ironically, everybody wanted Travis Ford's We're in thrown out of town and he made the tournament seventy five eighty percent of the time, And now they would kill for something like that. Even though Travis Ford, who I forgot, exists, I can't even think of where he coaches. I think

he's at I think he might be at Liberty. He's wherever Frank Haith used to be. He got in trouble for like doing the shakas smart and playing defense on the court and like trying to fake out a three point shooter, and he got fined by his conference. That's the first time I had heard Travis Ford's name in a long time. Saint Louis is where he's currently coaching.

Weird show, What a weirdness off with another weird element of the show the player we're leading off with from down under and has not usually been the leadoff player. You know, yeah, drop the Ozzie himself. Johnny Furfey, who was the best player in the game in the first half, scored fifteen points all in the first half on five for six from the floor,

including three for four from three. He also added seven boards in thirty three minutes The Jayhawks made just five threes in the night, but three of them are by Furfee. Just how much has the upk you see by playing like a has in the past few days. I certainly think that if he gets the if he continues this play, kau has five legitimate stars in their starting lineup, So Kansas. I saw a stat that said this was the most amount of field goals that Kansas has made a game that did not go to

overtime in a dozen years. I saw it on Twitter. I can't remember who I saw that from great stat They scored thirty six. They made thirty six shots. Johnny Furfey only made five of them, but his presence was a huge reason why they made that many shots because he commanded so much defensive attention. Hunter Dickinson and kJ Adams have to just be loving life now that they have to actually draw attention to a shooter out there. Because Hunter got

one on one matchups all night. He finished with twenty one points, could have had thirty had he made an average amount of his hook shots. And kJ was eight for ten. So these guys just feasted with Furfey landon. It has to make you happy. We've been wanting to see somebody come out of that number two spot. Furfey also is really tall for a guy who's officially the number two guy on this roster. It just ups their ceiling infinitely with him running or with him out there. Yeah, it definitely does.

I mean, that's what we were really hoping would happen with inserting him into the starting lineup. And that's what Kansas really needed at that two spot, which is someone who could at least be an actual threat of some kind scoring the basketball, and if it could be a shooter that could knock down threes, that'd be even better. And they certainly got that in Johnny Furfey,

at least in this game. Now, of course, Oklahoma State is not a great team, but it's not like how Marco Jackson tore it up, or like Dick Timberlake, despite an incredible dunk, was not spectacular otherwise either.

So yeah, I Meanfey, if he can actually give you like eight to twelve a game from here on out, which maybe that's asking too much, I don't know, but if he can actually give you something a couple threes, a couple hustle plays a board here there, that is huge Obviously, that leaves the question of does that leave the bench with essentially zero scoring? And I think the answer is probably yes. It always is. Why

would this here be different? But they need someone that can actually just shoot the ball and can be a fifth guy to at least be kind of dangerous scoring more than the bench as a whole. If they can just get that fifth guy. Uh, the ceiling is the roof for this kind of team. Need we need an Australia drop. I just looked up Australia. Let's see. This one's called family Feud Australia. Okay, well that just this one's Australian. That but it was he officially Australian. Yeah, okay,

here's Australia. This one's called Australian Hallelujah. That's a good one for furfy. This one is called I'm in Australia. I'm not sure if you are aware, but I'm in Australia. That one might work. And this last one is just called Australian Babes to give me okay, is very much not a safer work one. This one. Hopefully, this one's better. It's it's called as Oh thank you. That's that's the one right there. That's the ferfee. Yes, thank you, that's what It's better than the if

you'd like it all this number yikes? Okay, Nick, get us out of this by talking about how uh this is. This is the weirdest show we've ever it is. Yeah the way through it? Yeah, get worse not a weird will do mix weird ranked teams of loosense the last show again, that'll bring us back to sanity. A not so weird game for Hunter Dickinson. He was back on par with where he's been. Twenty one points, nine to fourteen from the floor, seven rebounds, two blocks, and

thirty minutes. It wasn't his best rebounding game, but he hit a hook shot after hook shot and mixed in a couple of taunts to the depleted crowd for a quality performance. Depleted is one way to put that crowd. Yeah, uninterested half blue crowd. Uh did you guys see what Hunter Dickinson did after making the very first basket of the game. Oh, I feel like

I did. I can't remember what it was though they I think that the fans wanted a walk call it in quality splashed in the hook shot and what does he do, He raises his Goliath arms and tries to pump up the Yeah, as Nick said, it kind of depleted crowd. He's just flat out trying to tick him off. I think it's great. I like, and I want to also point out my takeaway with Hunter. Yeah, he played great. He scored a lot of points. He does that every night.

Uh, it takes a lot of thick skin to just flat out not care I am. I don't think I could do it. I think if there were thousands of people around that court yelling mean things at me, I don't know if I could just bounce right off it and say, hey, get louder like. I just think that's funny. I think that that's why Bill self will never call Hunter Dickenson soft, because there's nothing soft about him.

No. Yeah, there's also I think what has, for whatever reason, there's been an equation between being not a great defender and being soft, right, Yeah, probably because like Brandon Green exists or whatever, Gerald Vic Yeah, uh but yeah, Hunter Dickinson, well, yeah, is not a very good defender, is nowhere near soft. He has nothing in common with those other guys that Bill self would deem soft. No, dude got elbowed in the face and thirty seconds later made the game tying free throws.

Like if I got elbowed in the face, here come the oh oh no, I got the TCU police at my door saying that really didn't get a He really didn't get hit that hard. And according to Hunter Dickinson's forearm, he is very not soft. Yeah, as we get evidence O. Yeah, and Kevin McCuller said that too. So here's a factoid about Gallagher IBA. Because I did my homework, this ties or this is easily their most comfortable win there under self. The previous best had been by fifteen. They

go out there win by twenty four. It ties the most raw points ninety that they've ever scored, and they've been playing there a long time. It is also the biggest road win for Kansas on the road, biggest road win in the Big twelve for Kansas by more than three years. Yeah. I

know that doesn't seem right, does it. The last time they won a road league game by this many points was January fifth, twenty twenty one, when they beat TCU by twenty nine, just the second time that they have won a road conference game by at least twenty four points since twenty sixteen. It doesn't happen very often in this conference. Yeah, that's a that is kind of funny, and I feel like it's your I'll pass the ball to user. I'll be to one and I'll throw it to kJ. Hey,

how about you talk about kJ. That's fahy. Look at that, I will kJ Adams. He was fantastic yet again and maybe a little under the raidar, although it's getting harder and harder to ignore because the guy is a monster. At sixteen points on eight of ten from the floor. As u Joka like numbers, also had five assists, four rebounds, and thirty four

minutes. kJ is now averaging thirteen five and three and shooting sixty two percent from the floor to Dulus, Yeah, we thought he took a huge step last year, but this is maybe it's not as like statistically noticeable a step obviously because he did put up decent numbers last year, but like he's playing

at an unreal level basketball right now. Bill self said he was the most improved player in the country last year on Hawk Talk, and then in the same paragraph he said, and he's also the most improved player in the country this year. He might be right. I really think he is. I think he's probably sticking around one more year. I don't think he's going pro

just yet. But it's it's he could legitimately be a guy that takes that next like the next junior that takes the big leap, and he would it surprise me if he found a way to average seventeen to night next year. To that end, he did knock down two mid range jumpers. He did straight up in this dude, and if dude just yeah, better actually become a part of his game. He's going to be a psycho. Yeah he is. He is ridiculous. He's he's the best athlete on this team on

a team that has no shortage of them. One of the most athletic players I've ever seen play at Kansas, Like he's Wiggs athletic. Yeah, he's. And he's not fat like Zion As, which helps. So this was a question we were debating earlier and it's completely pointless, but what it feels like a good show to throw it in on. Would you trade Hunter Dickinson

right now for senior Udoka nickit thing? No, No, I don't think so, said no. I think it's I think it's I mean, also, Ka is great, but this team specifically needs What would Udoka do that you don't get from Dickinson. Dickens already averaging almost twenty points exactly. Yep, Yeah, Udoka was more foul prone. Udoka made more shots. I don't think that I've ever seen a better player within three feet of the goal

than Udoka as a bouquet on either end. But as Landon said, they need a guy that can get his own shot more Dope couldn't get his own shot. Also, Hunter Dickinson a darn good free throw shooter, whereas we obviously know Doake wasn't. Like if I had if you're telling me right now, you have to give up Hunter and you can have any center in the last ten years on Kansas, I would take Udoka. He's not a bad

consolation prize, But no, I think that. My point is, I think Hunter Dickinson is the best center that has played at Kansas under Bill self. On the offensive end, he is, yeah, which is I think seventy five percent of basketball. Arguably, you could make that argument. It's what wins you more games, I think than defense. Something you cannot make the argument for is that Kansas is doing a better job turning the ball over

because they are. They only had eleven in this game, and that sounds a little high, but whenever you consider the fact that they play faster than they typically do. They scored thirty six baskets. They scored ninety points. Eleven turnovers is just fine. If you're making three plus shots for every one turnover, you're gonna win a lot of basketball games. And they were playing

very, very sped up and they were particularly lethal in transition. So two games in a row that they've been more careful with the ball and what have they won those two games by almost forty points. Not a coincidence, not at all. Also not a coincidence. Is Kevin mccullor being very good Nick telling me about him. Yeah, Kevin mccullor had eighteen points in this game. Another he's been so consistent this year. Eight assists, six rebounds,

and thirty five minutes. He was on a triple double watch for a while. But before Kansas really took their foot off the gass of late seven for fourteen from the floor and is now shooting thirty six percent from three, right where we thought he would write Lennon. Yeah, honestly about I think we had him lower a little lower than that in the preseason conversations. But yeah, we did think he would take at least a step forward from three.

He's taken quite a large step forward from three. But I did not see the passing numbers coming. The eight assists and he's averaging what is he averaging assists wise the season, it's like four and a half, a little over four and a half at this point. Yeah, he's got eighty of them in seventeen games, so it's better than four. Yeah, he's been He has been amazing. He has taken the senior leap, and I still think there's a real argument he made he is the best player on this team.

I think he is the best player on this team. I think I think Hunter Dickinson's the most important. I think Kevin mccullor is the best basketball player on this team. Yeah, I agree, And he's he's definitely the most consistent whenever you look at I'm just looking at his game log, so like seventy five percent of his games have been between seventeen and twenty four points. There's a couple outliers on either end his worst scoring game was a game where

he had a triple double against Kentucky twelve, ten and ten. And like the guy is sheer consistency. He has made free throws in every game. He's made at least three shots in every game. The three point shooting has been improved. Just the range of options for Kevin McCuller is so like it's his floor is so high, is what I'm trying to say, all of it. And he's basically become a backup point guard. Yeah, yeah, he's the backup point guard. He's Kansas is second best player at post ups.

Uh, he's It's what what any andy? I think he's their best defender too. I know to one gets a lot of credit. I think they're they're tied for first. I don't know how the most versatile defender yep. Because of his size, he can guard anyone on the floor. He's their best three point shooter. He's their best free throw shooter. I think he's their best at the line. Yep. I think he's the best at finishing through contact. I I think he's most fearless yep. Yeah, yep,

most experienced, most clutch, definitely their most clutch. Where do you think he ranks among just like General Bill soelth era players. I mean, I know we're only you know, a little over halfway through the season, so a lot could change that. Yeah, oh yeah, I think I think if he I think if he does wind up being a first team All American, which he's on pace to do, I think he's probably top six or seven at least. Right how many First Team All Americans as self had

Kansas? I don't know that because because there are players like Andrew Wiggins and Ben maclamore that weren't first Team All Americans, Like I don't know. Okay, So here here are all the All Americans under Bill self, Wayne Simeon, Thomas Robinson, Frank Mason, DeVante Graham, o Chaia Baji, Jalen Wilson, and oh and I didn't say Sean Collins. Sean Collins, he's had seven First Team All Americans. Kevin McCuller would be the eighth. And

where it's different. All of those guys I believe were four year players, except for Robinson, who was a junior. So all of those guys played their whole careers at Kansas. Mccullar obviously didn't, so I don't know how are supposed to rank that. But looking at Kevin mcculler's stats right now, which is what, what's the average he's averaging? What pull it up? Twenty points, seven rebounds, five assists, forty eight percent from the floor,

thirty six percent from three to eighty five percent of the line. Geez, that's one of the five best seasons in the self era. Yeah it is. That's that's Frank mason esque against all competition, hitting all sorts of clutch shots. Yeah. That that Yeah, Frank mason esque, I think is the answer. Like I think this season maybe it's a little bit of recentcy bias. I think Kevin mccoler season this year is better than Jalen Wilson's

last year. Uh, that's interesting. Jalen Wilson was a more explosive scorer. Yeah, I think it's better than senior year too. Cooler is a better all around player, that's why. Yeah, I think I think he's well and Wilson had a bunch of rebe I don't know. I think it's better than Oach's senior year. I think it's right there with but also kind of this was the time of year where Oachi was maybe having the season ever under herself, and it cooled off in the second half. We got along

way to go. The back half of o Chi season got weird because it did get weird. Yeah, having a very different season. But also McCuller with his rebounding and assists numbers like and is defending like he he's a player with a much higher floor. Uh. Because even if he doesn't score like you're saying, his lowest scoring output was a triple double, So it's not exactly like he can't do other things. He can do a lot. He

can do everything. Also, Kevin mccullar is an answer for why people should get extensions in college people should play longer, why it makes the game better. Zach Eddie, Hunter Dickinson, and Kevin mccullor very possibly might be Kansas's are the best three players in the in college basketball. They're all seniors. Some of them are super seniors. If any people stand back, Zachie should have been gone a year ago, but it makes the college game better.

Zach Edy may not have been a first round draft pick last year, and he was mocked in the lottery in the draft that I saw that earlier today, Like that's that's why the game's better if guys stay longer. Because Kevin color as a fifthier senior, is one of the most entertaining players in the country. It makes the product better and the NBA is better because of it

too, because they're getting better players when they enter the draft. I don't understand how that's not a win win for everybody, but I know I'm not gonna try to get all argue with a dangerous game to pick on this show is let's talk about the college eligibility rules, because you know how that's gonna go. All right, let's start moving through the rest of these notes kind

of quickly. One more mccullor tidbit. Among players in Power leagues, mccullor is eighth in scoring, Hunter Dickinson is eleventh, and Dickinson is the best rebounder among all Power league players, narrowly leading out Zach Eady by about half a rebound per game. So yeah, they're two of the best five players in the country. No reason Kansas shouldn't make a Final four with two of the best five players on it. Let's move on here. Dwan Harris eleven

points, three year bounds, three steals in thirty one minutes. He was four of six from the floor. The only takeaway really here, I think is that he made most of his layups. Yeah, yeah, he was fine. It's good to see eleven points. You'll take eleven from Dewan Harris every night. Last game, I think he had like six points, but he had eight assists. That's fine. If he wants to only have three assists and he instead scores eleven points, that's fine. He's the fourth best

scorer at best on this team. So if he's gonna give you double figures, you know what Kansas's win loss record is. Whenever he does that, I'll take it every night. Hey, Nick, read the next paragraph for us. Oh that's funny. Bill self applauded Nick Timberlake's performance on the last game. He already made himself, so give you a Biden. It seems

like of what Nick did, Nick changed Timberlake to Whippert. And it says Bill self applauded Nick Whippert's performance on the last inside the Pain and it wasn't just because of his ridiculous takes. So Nick changed some words around, hoping you get landed and I and now he's got to read it himself, and well, it was straight into the litter box. It wasn't just because of the thinka is dunk that that dunk was though, I didn't know that guy

could do anything. Timberlake and two rebounds in nine minutes, but he added a couple of steals and seemed to impressiself with his defense. Yeah, Lamban, you said you weren't particularly impressed with timber like I wasn't either, but self knows more than neither of us. And he said that he thought Nick played really good, so I'll take his Loway. I guess I think Nick Timberlake, to be fair, in the last couple of games, has started

to level out his play a little bit. He's become less of a liability like actively bad. Yeah, I think he started to become competent in other areas more so, it's just because he didn't do too much of anything other than that dunk. Uh, scoring wise, But no, I think he actually genuinely did play okay though, Like he wasn't really bad, and that would be honestly, that'd be great if he can give you like four points a night and play okay defense and not screw up. Sure, why not?

I mean, he made two shots in each of their first two conference games, didn't do anything against Oklahoma, but then against Oklahoma State had the big dunk. Like He's made impact plays in three of their four conference games, and I think that's you're not getting a lot from the bench. I don't think we can complain when more often than not they got a guy giving them multiple impact plays a game off the bench. And we know the ceiling is high on Timberlake. We know this is a guy that could go out

there and make four threes in a game at any given moment. So I think got I think you gotta take what you can get at this point from him, But certainly would not have expected him to be one for three shooting threes through four conference games at the beginning of the year. That's that's pretty wild. Somebody who's made plenty of threes. Bryce Thompson, he doesn't get the music because he's not a white guy. But he did make three more

threes. He's now made eleven in his last three games at Kansas. His career high was against Kansas at Allen Field House, and he was flirting with it in this game but ultimately came up just a couple points, Shy. The biggest surprise of the night was that Connor Dow went oh for three. Oklahoma State has had a Connor Dow on their roster in every season in the self era. And how many threes is he gonna make in the next few years? Based on everything we've ever seen, He's gonna make at least like

six. And you know a guy who won't make at least six, Yeah, who's not gonna maybe not in the rest of his basketball career. Olmargo Jackson did have one nice assist and that was about it. He only scored two points. He turned the ball over twice. Felt like he turned the ball over eight times thirteen minutes. Jam yep Parker Brown made two free throws. He fouled four times though in ten minutes, and Mike Djankovic outscored them

all. At what point do you consider putting Mike Jenkovic in before uh at Marco Jackson, I'm telling you, like, Okay, that's Mike. Mike Jankovic should play a little dude. He even talk about looking for a guy. He makes it three, he gets another few. Okay, I'm not I'm just I'm just not gonna even argue that we'll be here forever. He

would get torched on defense. I'm not here to say that, but yeah, al Marco Jackson has not had the freshman season we wanted him to, but he is in no way, in no way worse than Mike Jacovic. I agree, I agree, I'm not. I'm not at that point yet. We were arguing if Caitlyn Clark would be more productive than Nick then than al Marco Jackson yesterday, and I now realize how stupid of an argument that

was on my behalf. And Caitlyn Clark would do horrible things to Mike Jankovic in a one on one game, and uh, and Caitlin Clark would not hold a candle to al Marco Jackson. But al Marco Jackson has still been pretty rough. It's like, is he feels like he is descending, like he's going the wrong direction on offense, because he started out the season seeming like even he wasn't a jugger, not buy any stretch, but he was like doing competent things, it felt like on offense, and now it's just

like it's kind of a tire fire. I don't know, man. Mike Jankovic is listed at six' four, like, he's four inches taller than Caitlyn Clark. He would probably beat her one on one. That yeah, he would destroy her one on one. And it's not an indictment on Kaitlyn Clark. It's an indictment on a human biology. I don't know if he would beat her in horse, but he would beat her one on one. Yeah, if we're playing horse, Kaitlyn Clark could probably take most people in

the world. But yeah, and I want a game of basketball. Yeah, when close. I wonder what a game of horse between the Tyan Grant Foster that played at Kansas and Kitlyn Clark would look like Caitlyn Clark wins in five shots. If you're wondering where these questions come from, we text back and fourth hypotheticals every like week, it seems. Yesterday was like, is

right, can twenty Ryan Landers be one Lebron James? And and I said that Lebron would accidentally murder at least five of the Ryans and then for Lebron. So, there is a computer game called Universe Sandbox and I play with it all the time, and it's basically just a complete sandbox mode where you get every item in the universe and you can do whatever you want with it.

And I like to set up like I want to find out. I'll put a target at the end of a line and Jupiter at the start, and I like to see how many earths you have to line up to deflect the Jupiter from hitting the target. That would be the strategy we'd have to deploy with Lebron, James and me. You'd have to line like twenty of me up like Domino's to maybe get a charge called. And it wouldn't work still because I would make twenty of me would score some on Lebron one Lebron,

but Lebron is scoring every shot. I am not scoring every shot with twenty of me, so I would lose and get hurt. Yeah, that

would be really, really wild. I think if Lebron was guarding you one v. Twenty he would demand you make threes, like he would let you have nothing at the basket, which you would probably hit a couple of at a certain point if you're oh yeah, he would just stand at the basket and make me take every shot at least six or seven feet away, and I would not make one hundred percent of those, and he would make every

shot he took. Probably, Yeah, I'm not beating Lebron. I'm not being Lebron fifty on one, by the way, because I'm he's he's not missing. Yeah, but eventually he has, like I guess, I guess he has to bounce the ball at some point and there's fifty people. Yeah, exactly, that's so he can't travel, I guess. Any closing thoughts on this game, which was a that was an interesting recap. I feel

like that we we kind of gave it the recap that deserved. Great win for Kansas, uh really just a weird second half away from being the only undefeated team in the Big Twelve right now, but they're still back in first place, and and they needed to be because the first half of the schedule is much easier than the second. Good win. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the game between Harris Stowe and Lindsey Wilson coming up, whenever that

might be. I think that's gonna be really fun. Jacks Wilson find out in the next show. Marca Jackson, Yes, Almarco Jackson would look like like Hakeem Elijah One against the Lindsey Wilson University. Yeah, I think he would drop thirty at least Kansas good Johnny Furfey yay ozzy azzy yazzy oy oy oi sixty two percent from the floor, thirty nine percent from three, seventy

two percent from the floor, and plus eight on the glass. And yes, as Landon said, Oziosi yosi, that's the that's gonna be the new, the new Johnny Furfrey drop. Hopefully we get more than one year of it. Don't get good too fast? Big twelve games, Landon, you said that we just did uh that Kansas recap with big twelve games energy. All right, let's see if we can do big twelve games with big twelve games energy. You know who definitely brought that energy was Kansas State, who

beats don't where is it right? Oh? Sorry, this is a new soundboard. Kansas say sixty eight. Oh oh, okay, I get it, hold on it, Hold on one fricking second. Don't you move a muscle? So you want you want that one? Do you this one?

That's the one that came to mind? Okay? All right, well, Kansas State sixty eight, number nine, Baylor sixty four and overtime, it is easier to crack the nuclear codes than it is to beat Jerome Tang in overtime down by two with a minute left in ot Case States argent and it was it was Case State. It's Arthur Khalum. I believed that's not what ESPN said. Oh well, maybe I'm wrong. Convert to the four point

play to put the Wildcats ahead four good. Tyler Perry and Cam Carter both had eighteen points in the wind, like Ryan alluded to, drum Tang ten and zero in overtime games. You want to talk about him as possible a little better than we thought, Nick Nikolai, What is case Date? A little better than we thought? I then you guys thought I thought they were decent. I don't think they're that good, but they're decent enough to probably

win twelve games in this league. Here's my take. They are eleven win team, and eleven win big twelve teams are hard to beat on the road. Holy hell, you guys, here's my take. No, they're not. They're not. Do you realize what kind of effort it took from Baylor for them to barely get this done and how many times Baylor let this go through their fingertips. No, I don't think Kansas State's very good. They are pretty tough to beat at home. I think they'll win about seven league

games. I guess they've already have three and one. I know, I don't think they're very good. This is a team that needed overtime to beat North Alabama, like like thirty days ago. Like they've won twelve games and they're five and zero and overtime. Baylor did not exactly do their part here. They only shot thirty three percent from the floor, which is really bad.

They went five to twenty eight from three, which is worse. They lied by six with three minutes left, and then again but again by five with a minute twelve left in overtime, no less, and they couldn't close either opportunity. So yeah, definitely a little bit of a gag job from the Bears. I do think KASE State is maybe a little better than I thought. I will believe it whenever they're able to. I saw all I need to see about KSE State. We just have how they choked that game

in Lubbock away on Saturday. I think that Baylor was kind of fortunate to be three. Now, this might just be part of what the Big twelve is, but I do not think Kansas State is better than the following teams. I think Baylor, Kansas, Texas Tech, TCU, Iowa State, maybe Oklahoma, and definitely Houston and maybe BYU. I think kse State's like the eighth best team in the Big Twelve. I don't think they're an eleven win team. Interesting Cincinnati eighty one, number nineteen, TCU seventy seven.

Another overtime game, Nick, how about that you switched your pick at the last minute and it was incorrect. Half a point for that because I switched to be different. It's not gonna be like a landing every time he went for most of the second half, but they scored just three points in the final five minutes of regulation to let the Bearcats get it to overtime, and Dan Skilding's junior made a game winning layup with twenty seconds left to get a

win for the Bearcats. Two and two with a point difference of plus four. Ernest U Day had eleven points, nine rebounds of five steals. Hey look at that statue for him. Cincinnati got twenty one points from Day Day Thomas and it's nine night for the horn Frogs after their loss of Cincinnati. Cincinnati's got a day day Thomas and a Gisel James. You want to talk about a fun team? Excellent, and the Cincinnati is also I think a little better we thought. So here's the thing. Yes, the four new

teams in the Big twelve are all better than we thought they'd be. BYU, we didn't think would be in the top twenty, which that's kind of

farci but whatever, since he's better than we thought. Central Ford is definitely better than we thought, and uh and and Houston is obviously well now they wanted to might be exactly who we think they are though, yes I agree, but that like they've brought fun home court advantages, they've been competitive on the road, Like they really did go out and add four more teams that

are very big twelve each to and already stacked Big twelve. It's true, never ends Number twenty BYU eighty seven, number twenty four, Iowa State seventy two. I do not have a the Bears or who he thought they were dropped, but I feel like that is an Iowa State thing at this point. Iowa State is who we thought they were because Taman Lipsey hurt his shoulder and left early. They are very good at home. The Hilton magic is real, but boy do they struggle to win games because they really don't play

offense very well. That's what I think about Iowa State. But I think they're better than k State. What say you, U equal? Maybe I think Case State would be a little better. Okay, that's thee I would bet. I will bet that Iowa State wins more conference games than Case State. I think that's I think I'm sipping the tang all right, Well, you're allowed to do that, but uh, in case they that I just think that if they have even an average record in overtime games, and by

the way, that pendulum will swing back eventually. Yeah. As for the Cougars future white Guy of the Game, Spencer Johnson, who's still there. I feel like Blannon and I were doing a show like four years ago and Spencer Johnson was making threes and a loss to Gonzaga. Probably. Yeah, they went off for twenty eight points as BYU ran away and hit in the second half. They're starting five May thirteen threes if you're counting down the days

BYU at Allen Fieldhouse, and I believe forty one of them. That's gonna be awesome. How many games. Would BYU win the WCC by this year if they were still in that league, Yeah, good point. They would be running away with the WCC at this point because they're actually good. Would West Virginia win the WCC yep, I think they'd lose to against Zaga. I think that team loses to Gonzaga. Maybe probably. They probably mboun the

same number fifteen Oklahoma seventy seven, West Virginia sixty three. Land In the Jayhawks next opponent are those Mountain Mamas. And I can't wait to watch that game on CBS or ESPN. Those are the channels that's gonna be on, right Ryan, Do I have like a oh, I do have that drop? Oh God, that's that's guess where it's gone. At least the football games on TV this weekend for real. The Sooners got their offense going in

the second half, led by sixteen points from Jalen More. Luke Northwather, who looks like a Viking named north Weather would shockingly did not make any threes. Nothing. Nothing really interesting to talk about about West Virginia. They are bad. Ryan says that he can't believe they beat Texas. I can I picked it. I wrote that before the games last night. Now I maybe, Now, I definitely can. We'll get to that. That's gonna be my game, and I'm glad the pendulum will land on me with im as

well. It's a matchman, Nick, you can talk about this blowout. Number five Houston seventy seven, Number twenty five Texas Tech fifty four. The Red Raider fans were quiet in my mentions this week. Yeah, the Cougar's defense completely shut out the Red Raiders. Is every team in the Big Twelve now has a loss. Houston got twenty nine points to tennis ins from Jamal Shid. They also turned the ball over just six times while shooting fifty two

percent from the floor. Who's Houston the second best team in the Big Twelve? I think they might be. They have a good defense. I still think Baylor will win more Big Twelve games. I don't know if that means they're better, but I think Baylor's more equipped to win to be competitive in this league. Yeah, I got fair. I still think Houston's gonna have

to take this year before they are like actually good. Like they're going to lose several games that they might not lose in the next few years because they're gonna take a season to get acquainted with this schedule. That but man, they played great in this game, Like there wasn't a weakness here. The defense was great, the offense didn't turn it over. They shot a good percentage their point guards. Stud there's a lot to like about Houston. Yeah,

they are good. It's just hard to tell exactly how good with their metrics being so inflated with the Quad four stuff. And now we get to this, because holy hell, UCF seventy seven, Texas seventy one. First, let's take this away. UCF is better than we thought, and Kansas fans should be thrilled to see this result because you seef's not going one in seventeen with the only win being over the Jayhawks. They got twenty four points

from Jalen Sellers. That was an awesome performance. They won their first Big twelve zero game ever. But Texas, Holy, holy moly, I do not know how, as somebody who did not watch this game, I cannot for the life we figure out how Texas lost it. Looking at the box score, Texas shot fifty percent from the floor, They made ten threes, They had eleven turnovers and thirteen fouls. They made almost three times as many shots as they had turnovers and fouls, and they shot fifty percent from the

floor. How on earth did they lose this game? Do either of you have a clue? I don't know the answer. Uh, because Texas Texas does this. Yeah, and it really makes any sense anytime that it happens, and the only common factor is that it is Texas. Texas led by twelve at halftime two, it gets better, but then they proceeded to get out absolutely railed, bent over whatever you want to say, in the final twenty minutes, getting out scored by eighteen points and putting up just twenty seven

points in the second half at the what's the name of the arena? Oh? The name of the arena? Sorry, I'm dropping the ball tonight. I think the name of the arena is the Moody Center. That's right where Kansas has never won. UCF won a game there before Kansas did. But

oh my goodness, that's not the top story. Because as if that losing to the team picked a finish last in the big twelve at home wasn't embarrassing enough, then Rodneys Harry in the handshake line as a couple of UCF players are flashing the horns down sign at the student section that's been busting their balls all night. Rodney Terry sprints through the handshake line and starts yelling about how

they shouldn't do that because that's classless. And then he doubled down on his postgame presser by referring several times about to UCF's players, you know, players he doesn't coach. He kept saying, we don't need to do that, we don't need to be classless. Hey, dumbass, you don't coach the team. Your Harry Potter glasses may think that that's your colors, but they're not. What an absolute embarrassment, no kidding, But coach k was more

tolerable because he won. Rodney Terry took over a team that was the seventh ranked team in the country whenever Cris Beard got fired for being a douchebag, to say the least, and they ended the season number eight in the AP pool. He didn't make him better. They stayed even. They threw a five year contract at this dumbass to coach in one of the ten best athletic departments in the country. What did they think was gonna happen. He is in way over his head and yeah, go to the SEC next year,

buddy. I'm sure the student sections there are gonna bust your chaps about this or anything. What an absolute loser move it is to lose and then call the other team classless. As you said, Lamdon Coach K did it. Coach K showed that somebody first, Rodney Terry might be doing it better. Yeah, just in absolutely embarrassing. But an actual question for me to you

guys who like college sports, no sass, a genuine question. Why is it not classless for Texas players to flash horns up, but it is classless for other players to flash horns down? Uh? The argument, I guess would be just that it's like you're mocking an horns down is intended to be

in some fashion derogatory, I guess. But well, there's this is this is where we just like, this is where we take the sports stuff too seriously, because it's not like if they flipped you a middle finger, I would I would concur that that would be classless if they flipped off the stands as they're walking. The North Carolina State player do that to a rep the

other day. They barely won a game where the reps were very controversial and has the rep turned around and the guys walking off the floor at the end, he flipped them a double bird and it's probably getting suspended, but they might be worth it. I don't know that. I think is classless. Funny but classless. But horns up worst taste. Horns up is like, that's your thing, that's your symbol, like and you should own it, and they do, but you should like, that's just a sports thing,

that's just a school thing. Horns down is simply just saying we beat you or we don't like that, like, like, what do you want? And their players do that when they win games, makes fun of your chant or what ye like when the Texas win games. When Texas wins on the road, their players do the horns up at the other teams fans. Yeah, is that the last list. That's the same thing, That is the exact same thing. Yeah, it is, It really is. No,

what happened was He's gotta be feeling some heat. He's been a big disappointment this second year. Texas has the third most talent in the Big twelve and right now they're sitting tied for twelve they just lost to the lastest and disappointment. I never heard those two words together, right, Yeah, I know, just totally shocking. That's one thing. We got a little lapse from it. Last year. How Texas wasn't a disappointment. They played up to

their talent. They made the Elite eight. They were a favorite and an elitiate game before the disappointment settle in. And I think that that team would have been better with Chris Beard. I think Rodney Terry actually did make them worse, but it just wasn't mass. It was masked by the fact that they continue to win at the same clip they won under Beard. Nobody thought this was gonna work. It's hard to call a higher a disappoint in the

first year, but Rodney Terry will not last at Texas. That was never gonna work. They did it because it was a Unless he turns this around quickly, he should probably be done after this year. Yes, they why do they give him a five year contract? Like I they're Texas. They can They'll always have money to get out of it, but they get what

they deserve. I just thought it was amazing that you lose a game and you, as an adult leader of men is gonna go yell at a bunch of twenty year olds who are celebrating their win for as you said, Landon not not flipping birds to the crowd or anything, doing your own say whatever, just whatever, Rodney Terry go go yelling to Clas said we didn't love that in the press conference or whatever. But like actually getting after the players like in there really is coach. It's like we can do this, but

you can't. Yeah, it's so weird. It's it's loser energy. It really is Texas. Even Texas fans are like, wow, what a clown? Like Texas fans aren't big Rodney Terry fans either. I don't know how you could be, but especially whenever here where they are in Big twelve standings. So Texas has lost to Central Florida and West Virginia by the way, probably well Oklahoma State exists whatever, two of the worst three teams in the league. UCF actually might not be but teams oh fine, you know what,

or gilself has his head up his ass so much. At least he did that one night in Orlando. Big twelve standings. We got a four way tie at the top. Two teams from Kansas and two teams from Texas. That is Baylor, Kansas, Kansas State, and Texas Tech lead the league at three and one, tied for fifth. A lot of schools, seven of them TCU, Iowa State, by U Oklahoma, Cincinnati, Houston,

and UCF all two and two. In twelfth, Texas and West Virginia are one and three, and then we always would put West Virginia in a special place in last. I still believe West Virginia will finish last in this league. I think Oklahoma they will have their inevitable oh and six stars, then they win a couple of weeks. They're very bad, but I think West Virginia after looking at the metrics, I think West Virginia is the worst

UH Oklahoma State all alone. They are oh and four eligible to play in the postseason this year, and it will not matter as they are complete as soundboard. We don't have to pause. Well, play again. I pushed it fourteen times because that's what place they're in. Fourteen times. Let's do some other games. If you wanted me to push it for every point Indiana

lost by we might be here till tomorrow. Thanks to the dominance of Zach Eedy Number two Purdue Clawberd, Indiana and LANDAA Knicks Pickham record here at Assembly Hall eighty seven sixty six. They were up by more than that at halftime. It was just a complete colossal whipping for their first win there in three years. Eighty had thirty three points and fourteen rebounds. Just another night at

the office for that cyclops. Also in the Big Ten, number eleven, Wisconsin got into some trouble at Penn State and lost and lost eighty seven eighty three to an eight and nine nit Mey Lions squad. People are gonna be like that. That's gonna get people to look at their phones like this something wrong with the AirPod. Oh no, that was just that was a pause for Yeah, Purdue is going to win this league by three games as my prediction, and lose to an eight seed. Oh no, oh no,

oh, I don't know what. I don't know what's happening in the oh that speaking of touch No, no, just keep going. I didn't even hey way top of the sec the secl serve as there were six Tennessee smashed Florida, uh Nbertuching, Auburn, and Robert Vanderbilt on the road. A number eight Kentucky hung ninety on Mississippi State. Speaking of all time irrelevant college back, can you name one player that has ever played for Vanderbilt scot Okay,

you can't say Scottie Pippen. That's the one that I had. Originally I had two. Can you name a second? I don't know if I have another one. I can't name anything. If you If I think about Vanderbilt basketball, the only thing that I can think of is how their arena, how you sit on the baselines, like the benches are on the baselines. Does Vanderbilt have the worst Power five athletic program? Cal is cal there? Their baseball is very, very good, So maybe if you want to

dig deeper, that they're really good. But Cal and Louisville softball and base Stanford's good at women's basketball, though I can't name any Yeah, it's awful. Yeah, they probably are the most relevant as Nick is. The words Nick is emphasizing in the notes is making me laugh. And now the order got all messed up. I think Landon, now you're after Nick. I am, yeah, man, I was gonna make a joke and then I couldn't darn it anyway, Where are we? Chris Beard, Chris Beard,

Yeah, he's speaking of this is awful. The team lost at LSU by a lot. They are now good. We knew this was coming. They played basically Lindsey Wilson twenty six times, they won all of them, some shockingly, and now they're bad because they're playing real teams. Hey, they have the same record as Kansas, so Daddy Kenpom might think that they're pretty good. They beat all those crappy four quad four teams, Nick says on ran Kansas just like Ray Cole This. Hey, ken Pom might be okay

with that at this point. Number one Yukon continue to surge in Biggie's play, taking down Number eighteen Creaton and a horrible to watch sixty two forty eight final. They got Donovan Klinging back and look the part as a number one team, at least on defense. Number seventeen Marquette, speaking of coaches, Shaka Smart gotta win. He defeated Villanova at home on Monday night. Sure

if he tried to play defense or not, but they did win. Louisville got lasted at number four North Carolina and he just keeps winning acc games. Is this actually an accomplishment? Though, No, it's it's absolutely not. The ACC titles are worthless. Why is Duke so whatever? Duke is ranked like seven in the country, and there is not one thing that is remotely interesting about Duke's schedule. They beat Baylor, they have not beaten anybody else

with the polls. Duke's second best win is an eight loss Michigan State team. Duke is weirdly not good, Like I'm not I'm not sure why they're not that good, but hey, for similar reasons that Texas isn't good. That's it's Harry to laugh. Nick as being Nick that always split that one. No Nick type the first word, I emphasized the second sweet. All right, well, speaking of emphasizing, did anything on Thursday night? Yeah, number ten Memphis lost at home to South Florida by one point. That's

all I see. Yeah, you could have foreseen that AAC team not being that good, which is us Wichita State was winning at twenty third ranked Florida Atlantic until the final couple minutes and then they blew it, and then Illinois beat the former fighting uh uh. Hunter Dickinson's Michigan has their worst team in years. Yeah, that's because they're coach speaking of Mbeicel coaches seven and eleven. Goodness, get together, Wolverines. Let's look at Michigan's seven wins.

So Michigan seven wins are as follows you and c Asheville, Youngstown State, Saint John's. Hey, there's one I've heard of Stanford the barely Iowa Caitlin Clark didn't play Eastern Michigan and somehow they beat a good Ohio State team? Did they? Really? Ohio State was good for a while. Ohio State's now lost. Anything can happen in rival game. Ohio State's kind of falling apart recently. The whole Big Ten is except for Purdue, it really is.

It's terrible and watchins in football to the entire Big tenas except for like three teams. Yeah, can't wait to see eight Big Ten teams make the tournament and only Purdue makes it out of round one. Maybe that didn't happen last year. I guess next ass ranked teams to lose since the last time we did a podcast. Number nine scotch Is lost to them bitches. Oh God, here we go. Number ten, the Fighting Penny Hardaways. They lost to a team that almost beat Alabama and football sort of, but not

really. Number eleven. This is the state Lance lpel Is from Lost two. Nope, no, why does he get No? No, absolutely not. Number sixteen. You got lost state lost to? Uh what what? New Mexico's got to be pretty high on the list of irrelevant states, right, I know they have area fifty one, but other than that, they have Albertquerque. Can you spell Albertquerque a L B E. Nope, it's already alba. No, it's not it is. There's no r there. No, it's albu. Oh, that's that's us trying to spell things.

Keep going moving along. Number eighteen Creighton, Creighton. You Dora kid grows up twenty minutes from Allenfield House. Creighton lost to brett Or Mark's entrance to the New York Market. Oh my god. Number nineteen Wow, Uh what's his name? I'm already forgeting. Ernest, you scored eleven points in a game. That's crazy. They lost to the Cincinnati Bearcats. Chili is terrible. Yeah, this is terrible. That's about who lost, not because this

segment is making me. Number twenty two the fighting Crisp. No, that's a horrible choice of words. Number twenty two Old miss a lot. I yeah, No, I have no idea what Nick just wrote there. They lost something. He's not wrong, folks. No, I'm not saying I'm not advocating for that. I'm saying people are they lost the l SU they I guess that that's that's the old Uh where the school where Les Miles eight grass. Did you guys see Baby Gronk take photos with Livvy Dune that once?

I know I didn't. You guys have baby Gronk. I don't know who baby Gronk is. Oh, he might still be around. I don't know. But his dad was training him to be like like the next Rob Gronk cask he or whatever. He's like some ten year old football player. That was anyways, were good, And then he went around and took pictures of influencers, and Livy Dune was one anyway speaking of attractive girls. Uh not, I was stay Actually I was still had some twenty four hour stay

lost and the entire school. I love how good this show is. I love how funny. Is so bad? This podcast is so bad and it's all standing in. That's number twenty five tacks of sex lost to Houston. Jeez As the show was actually pretty good until well, and then it got better when Nick posting pictures. And now I could have predicted exactly ten minutes ago that this was going to happen. Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm sure it'll get better with Ask Rock Chalk Blog. It always does.

All of our favorite segments. Nick wakes up out of the coma every time we get to the second Do you ever have asked r CBS don't ask? No one cares a chord N Yeah, that's right. So the good thing we got fourteen of them today. I appreciate you. I appreciate the question askers. Oh wow, this is so at sick. Nick nine one one says, please do us a favor and share some excerpts from the furfey Wikipedia

page. Okay, oh god? So. According to Wikipedia, a furfey is Australian slang for an erranous or improbable story that is claimed to be factual, interesting, It says also name see also scuttle butt, which also has a Wikipedia page. Let's see here, I'm trying to find out what this says here. Furfees are supposedly heard from reliable or reputable sources, sometimes second

or third hand, and widely believed until discounted. The word is said to derive from water cards designed and made by a company established by who else, John Furfey of J. Furfey and Sons. The steel and cast iron tanks were first made in the eighteen eighties and were used on farms of my stock agents. Many Furfey water carts were used to take water to Australian Army personnel

during World War One. But because these carts were places where people gathered and talked, a furfey became the name for the sort of chatter that circulated by the water tank. So it's kind of like Australians slaying for a chat at the water cooler at the office. Wow. And it's one of the person person's in the references. His name is Harold hink Fuss. Furfey was also used as a term for fart in Australia, according to Wikipedia, which we

can always do that too. Wow, that all Australians do is talk about farts. It sounds like we should go Wow. That was educational. There is also a link on language hat dot com for Furfey, and there is a link to the Jfurshey and Son's official website. Yeah let's do it. That was hilarious. I love those are. My favorite type of ascarcb's is

the ones that take us thre sons engineering, Berfey galvanizing. What if John is in line to inherit this Albury galvanizing celebrating over one hundred and fifty years of family history. Okay, that's older than Johnny Ferby. There's a lot of John Furpy's. It would appear at Jayhawk Alumn ninety nine. How many losses does the Big twelve season champade over? Under six? I'll take an

under. I think Kansas get out under five? Really, what about five and a What if it's four and a half, I would still say under. I think four. I could see five depending on people wrapping up leagues whatever. But yes, I think Kansas will go fourteen and four, and I think that might be enough to win it. That's definitely gonna be enough to win it outright, I think if they get there at ol R. Casey soda or pop it is m is poppub neither Nick? What did you

say neither? Well? No, like, what war do you use? Yeah? Soda? Well, I can tell you one thing. I want a big soda instead. Of a thank you, thank you. Awesome. That was that was my best work of the show. I can't wait for him to get realized. Dogs are cats. Cats dogs easy dogs. That's a tough one. I love cats, but I want a dog someday. So beach vacation or mountain vacation, yeah, well, you know what, They don't have to go outside and pee at three in the morning, So

I'm a fan. It's true. Cats are a lotless maintenance. I am going to get out numbered on this beach vacation or mountain vacation. That's so mountain. Yeah, you guys are both wrong. It is a beach vacation. I want. Okay, how many activities can you do on a beach? I'm not talking in the ocean, talking on a beach. How many activities can you do on a beach? How many can you do in the mountains except for hike, hike, ski, winter sports, I mean winter

sports in general. You can go, uh four wheel go ride four wheelers, so you can do that as well, and awesome, mountains are way prettier than the beach. If you're counting that, then you can count like a bunch of you can ride dune buggies on the beach, and you can ride four wheelers on the beach too. Who rides dune buggies on the beach rather hike than sit on the beach? No, I mean like that, it's so boring. You just sit there and stare at the ocean like way.

You want a good view, you win a good view. Go go to them, Go to Colorado and go on a hike up to like twelve thousand feet. It's good for you, get some exercise. Inherently cold, like you can go to mountainous regions in the summer too. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like a perfect seventy degrees in Colorado in the summer. Yeah. Utah is like the least he would place ever. And it's also doesn't Colorado get hotter than Kansas in the summer. I thought Colorado gets up to

scorching temperatures. No, someplace Denver gets in the nineties and stuff. Denver's not in the mountains. Yeah, I guess that's true. They're just high altitude and aisle seat or window seat on an airplane. I love the window seat every day because you do not have randos walking past you. You get an entire thing to lay your head against and you have an entire window to look out when you're bored and you want to look out below you. It's

it's the goaded seat. It's the most goaded seat. Also, you don't have to sit next to Sorry, hey, this is so good. It's my fault. Totally my fault. No, go ahead, keep going. This is my fault. I was just gonna say. I was just gonna say, you have one the aisle seat. In the window seat, you have one less person to sit next to. If you're in the middle seat. Gosh, that is the worst seat on a plane. I don't mind the middle seat if I know the two beats. Yeah, you're one hundred

and twenty nine pounds. I know, I'm not. I'm like one hundred and twenty three pounds an aisle seat. I have to pee a lot, so I prefer the ale But if I if I can actually like not go to the bathroom every twenty minutes, I would say the window seat. I think the windows seat is their correct answer for most people. Last time, last time I sat in the aisle. Uh, the guy who's bringing the drinks around dripped like a soaking wet bag of ice. Directly on the shoes

that I was wearing, and that was a two tie. Why did you fly Spirit, sir? What did you think was gonna happen? It was Delta too. Wow, that's sad that, you know how I know it wasn't Spirit because you're still alive and didn't crash exactly. That's the real Spirit's going bankrupt, so they're not gonna be around the sholders. Shocking. Yeah at Preston's skirt sick. Thoughts on the new Big twelve team so far more

impressive than I ansticipated. Yeah, we kind of said that in the uh in the recaps, they've all been at worst as good as we thought they'd be. Yeah, yeah, they're all good. It's like we it's it's really like you added four more very big Twelvey teams that are good at defense, that have good home court advantages. Even we thought UCF would just be like a senior Bingo Hall with being in Orlando, and that place was awesome in their two home games. It was so very very fun, good addition

to this league. Your Marcus has done a lot of things since he's taken over the conference, but getting the in college athletics I think, yeah, getting the heat, he knew exactly which teams to pursue, and they've they've done a great job at evan numbers. With Furfee balling out, who is the best international player to ever play at Kansas, Oh, I think it's I mean, so Joel Embiid isn't the answer here because we can't use their NBA careers. It's probably u Doka, isn't it? Or Yeah, I

love friends? Yeah, a final four, I just but it's not speed, it's sphe never allegedly did not make a final four. And as for I think it's Udoka, I think Udoka and and I'll listen to the friends too, who they were both Big twelve Player of the years. Yeah, I think I think Udoka is a really solid answer. He was really good.

It's probably one of those two guys, unless we're forgetting someone blatantly at cope fraud next year instead of Andrew Higgins is Canadian so at at Yeah, technically that if if you're counting Andrew Wiggins, he's the best basketball He is the best international player that's ever put on in Kansas Jersey in college, because otherwise it's Joel Embiid at cope fraud next year instead of getting to Timberlake slash. He who shall not be named levels who I'm assuming is a top fifty

he says supposed to be top fifty transfers. I assume that that's a Charlie Moore dissh would but Tyane wasn't a top fifty transfer, but I guess we'll count it. Would you rather get five transfers that are like Travion Tennyson, not top one transfer. It seems like the more you bring in, the

more likely one is to actually stick versus just one to two. Well, I don't think this is a conversation if Artario Morris doesn't do Artario Morris things off the floor because he was a very highly sought after transfer, and I think he would have been very good. He's exactly the hole this team needs filled, but he was more interested in filling out holes. So o oh, my, ooh, thank you for listening to the last episode of Inside the Paint and when the joke is so bad you just have to call it

a new segment at Show Me Hawk. If the Texans and Chiefs win this weekend in the Division Round, the Chiefs and Texans would meet in the AFC Championship game on January twenty eighth. Six days later, we get the KU Houston game at Allen Fieldhouse. What a week that would be. Yeah, Well, the best three day stretch ever was when you had KU narrowly beat who they barely beat the day before, Chiefs built they barely beat somebody. And then it was cheapd oh, it was k State. It was the

k State comeback after self's dad died. Then you had the Chiefs Bills overtime game. Then you had o Chi's Texas Tech game, all in a three day run, and then it died like a dog the next weekend with the Bengals in Kentucky. That was accurate, But yes, it would be a great sports week. Another one from show Me Hawk. With the big twelve football championship potential that KU has next season. How many Day one plus Day two picks do you think Kansas has in the twenty twenty five NFL Draft.

I think there's at least three that stand out. Who are you three? I mean people are gonna say Jaylen Daniels, if he gets healthy, right, that's the that's the that's the answer. I think Devin Neil has a shot, and I think Kobe Bryant has a shot. Yeah, I think if you had the name three, those are the three most likely. I'll say they get one officially because it's hard to get top one hundred draft picks, but they have three if everything goes well. They have a couple potential

draft picks at defensive end as freshman's coming in. Obviously they will not freshman's Yeah, I know how to talk freshmen, but also they will have to be around for a few years. But they're pretty highly touted recruits. All right, let's get to the important questions here from at Ryan underscore Landreth. Yeah, so clear out the clear out the basketball stuff and let's answer the good stuff here. If Nick was a contestant on deal or no deal with

two cases left, you guys both see dealer nod. Youre right, you know the game works? Yeah, okay, cool, there are two cases left, Nick. The only options on the bard are one dollar and five dollars, and you get a bank offer, and the bank offers you to sell your case, which either has one dollar or five dollars in it. A Jennifer Aniston doppelganger that wanted to marry you despite having yes despite having every

ounce of arm space covered in tattoos. And she says, if you take my hand in marriage, you will commit to ten more seasons of inside the paint. How quickly would Nick sit on the no deal button? I was in until you mentioned the coming back for ten seasons? Agine friends Eric Jennifer Anison in the modern day with a tattoo sleeve home my goodness, and Nick would turn it down because he doesn't want to talk about it. Because doing this show three times a week had me five year anniversary. Nick was a

home mistate again. She's like, Hi, Honey, I'm feeling it tonight. I'm like, sorry, I gotta get on my podcast with two of my stupid friends to talk about kat basketball for three hours. They beat Cincinnati. That's right, no for you? Aiar generate that for me. Sure you will have no until you talk about Kansas beating the horn Frogs by six.

How it works at k you tweets and News. Let's say Johnny Furfrey at k you Tweets and News. Let's say Johnny Furfey from here on out shoots at least thirty five percent from three and average is at least seven points per game. How confident would you feel about making a final four? They got as good as shot as anyone if they get that, Yes, it would be a couple more here at Kamblopolk Golf. How many angry ref tweets

what we get from Ryan during the Chiefs game? None? If the refs don't suck big balls, but they probably will, so you'll get a lot of lock at so at least ten if the Chiefs do not win. What's one team that you will all be okay with winning the Super Bowl? Yeah? The Lions are the top? Nick? Is that who you said? Yeah? The Bills are fine. I think the Bills and the Chiefs are very similar with similar fan bases. I don't hate the Bills. The Texans

are also fine. I don't want to see the Niners. I don't want to see the Packers. I don't really care about Tampa, and I don't want to see the Ravens. I don't know. If there's no I don't. I would root for Detroit. That's the only team that I actually want, and I don't really I wouldn't be mad if anyone wins. Detroit and Houston would be my second and third after Kansas. City. I think,

Yeah, I think that's right. I asked. I don't really want to see any other AFC team win it because I like how Mahomes is the only young AFC quarterback with a Super Bowl. So I think I'd probably root for whoever's in the NFC as long as it wasn't Green Bay. Let's see other anywhere here. Okay, so this one, you root for Josh Allen. That might be kind of a hot take, but I like, Yeah, I like Josh Allen, but I don't want to see that argument get closer.

Two more at Elliot Ruson h says, on my mind is how good of a show you guys put on? Keep it up? Always appreciate that, sir, Well, you haven't heard this one yet. Do we feel as bad losing to UCF now they seem like a good team. No, I don't nearly as much. Nick. Do you still feel gross about that or not so much? I don't really care. They should have won it. They should have won it, but it's not. It's not the worst

loss ever like some people were saying it was. Yeah. No, you see, it's definitely better than we thought, at least a little bit. Maybe Texas is just so much worse than we thought. Bill self said today that Furfy is the fifth starter going forward. What do you guys think What is el Marco's role at this point? Try to get like three assists a game and four points the warm Yeah, honestly, that's It's sad, but I think that's pretty much where we're at. And the last question is from

Dick Underscore Taser. You guys are pretty young, but without using the magic of the internet, can you tell me who this is and how it pertains the itp ten dollars venmo shot from yours truly, Wayne Kerr if you know it, also says you guys seem really loose this season, seemed to be enjoying it. Yeah. Well, again, as Landa said, you haven't learned this show yet, because there is the loosest show we've done maybe ever, also the longest. I have no idea what this picture is none.

Yeah, you sent this picture in the chat and it's I'm ninety percent sure it's from Fantasy Island, an old TV show from like the seventies or the eighties. How do you know that? How in the world do you know that I'm a nerd? Is forty years before you were born. Yeah, you can google stuff that existed before you're born. You know. He said your parents took part in some of that stuff. He said, no googling, you lie, you cheated. No I knew that, but no,

I mean like in my life. I mean i'd known this. I knew that information previously. I think google the picture. It's a short guy in a tuxedo with a bunch of like a boat. I'm pretty sure it's not the love boat. I'm pretty I want to what it has to do with I t P Is it Nick? U? Is it a Nick surrounded by a bunch of girls he would not date? But because they're all yeah, that's true, they don't have tats. So Nick. Maybe he has a

really silly name. And I'm pretty sure he's his most famous line, at least that my mom would tell me about, because she watched Fantasy Island. Uh. He would say, like the plane, the plane, and they would see the plane come in and land on Fantasy Island, and then someone would be there on Fantasy Island. I'm very curious to see how close he's right. Maybe maybe his name deep down is ask and that's that's the link to inside the paint. I don't know. I'd love to see the same

word repeated. I think it's right there. I can't think of that. It's gonna so it's as that's his name. I think that's it. Yes, Wayne, please let us know, like Landon, you gave it a good run. I'm curious to see how how close you are. Excellent question. Wayne always gets the best, the best questions with his He really makes us think of Wayne's character as a fan is to me because Wayne thought we sucked at the start? Yeah, is that true? He's am I imagining

that best questions? Yeah? Yeah, sets the standard high. All right, well, we are so so long into the show. So if you ever have asked garcs you know what to do? All right, play the music. Let's let's do this here. Number three Kansas at West Virginia Saturday, January twenty at at three o'clock on Yesplus. It's ironically spokes there Ryan and that it was audible because ESPN plus struggles with that read read about this, this this awful basketball team while you get to listen to this the winner

of the Bruce Webber Welp, he's getting fired award. He's best not his fault West Virginia. They are six and eleven and tied for twelfth place in the conference with the one and three record. They beat Texas though they did beat Texas, but I think that might happen a lot this season. That's

their only Power Five win this year, which is pretty awful. They're the lowest ranting Big Teal team Ken Palmett number one forty, which is behind Furman, Lipscomb and high point is that the lowest a Big Twell team has When was the last time the Big Twell team was that low? And kenho good question. I don't know the answer to it, but it's been It's been a hot minute. Nick, tell me about who technically earns the Mountaineer's best

player. He is actually pretty good. Yeah, Raycin Battle is the Mountaineer's best player, averaging nineteen points while assuming the driving score role. Noah Farkan and Kobe Johnson or the other backcourt names to note whire Arizona transfer Kirk Kriza has been a disappointment with ten points and five assists. Thus, I think it's because Kirk Crisa is depressed that he's playing for West Virginia. I don't know why he transferred here. Arizona was always the better school and the better

team. That's just a weird even one to the transfer. Surely someone Honey, we'll take that guy. I mean, Bill should have been on that one. It'd be awesome. He's a good player too. Now, if he goes off and scores twenty one when he averages ten, I won't be like super mad because he's a Yeah, he's a great player. He's an All Pac twelve player. The front court is anchored by sinny center Jesse Edwards,

who averages fifteen to nine. And then, of course, there is surefire white guy of the game Quinnslazinski, who plays alongside him and adds fourteen and five ball shooting thirty percent from three. He's gonna sounds like the guy from Honey, I shrunk the kids. He's going four for five and there's not a darn thing you can do about it. Watching Oh wow, we just have all the movies at once. I guess the Mountaineers are simply one

of college basketball's worst offensive teams, not Power five's worst offensive teams. One of the words. Yeah, they are horrendous. This I think I think they just put it in French, took my old paragraph and put it in French. What am I supposed to do? Try to read it. We're way into this show. I want to end it and I here we go. So this team is outside the top three hundred in points baskets, field goal percentage, three point percentage, and shots taken city back and forth.

Their biggest strengths are getting to the free throw line a lot and not fouling, which is bizarre to say about a West Virginia bizarea. With that three points said, as a team, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, this doesn't feel like a squad capable of getting hot enough to beat the Jayhawks. Put money on the West Virginia over three point max. Kansas think get back to five hundred Morgantown for the first time in the decade with a win.

They're five and six at Westerrnian Coliseum thanks to a sixteen and oh record against the Mountaineers and games played outside the state of West Virginia. They are twenty one and six against this team since they joined the Big Twelve. But this is by far the worst Wes Virginia team of the twelve that Kansas has played and there's no return game. This is the lone West Virginia matchup of the season for Kansas. I mean, it would be nice to have two

wins. Kansas buy a lot. We're twenty seven hundred beats in the show. I know it's back to back road games. It may not be super pretty at times. I don't know if they would twenty six, but Kansas should handle West Virginia. Give me the Jayhawks seventy eight to fifty nine. Kansas seventy eight to sixty seven. I think they get up for one and they lose still Kansas eighty, West Virginia sixty. His nick is just I legitimately don't know how we're gonna do other games at this point. Oh big

chickens, big well, big twelve games. Can you predict the winner of these games? Number nine Baylor at Texas, You know what, give me the Longhorns. It was kind of I don't know, man, I give me the gimme Baylor. I don't think they're losing back to back. Yeah, I'm gonna say Baylor as well. Number fifteen Oklahoma at Cincinnati. I see Landon on the last show. I don't know if you heard it or

not. I said, I don't think Oklahoma is gonna be very good the rest of the way, and I think they lose matchups like this on their to mediocrity. Give me the bear Cats, I agree, yep. UCF at number five Houston. I think the Cougars win by a lot, Cougars, but by not as much as you think. All right, now it's swung too far. Now you're feel UCF a little too much. They're going to roll in this game. Number twenty four Iowa State at number nineteen TCU.

I will not pick Iowa State on the road at all this year. Give me the horn Frogs. Same yepny Frogs. I am going with the Cyclones. T drops back to back, all right. I like the call Number twenty BYU at number twenty five Texas Tech. Normally I would love to pick the Cougars in this game. However, I'm going with my new to the Big twelve team against the team that's used to the Big twelve. Tough atmosphere. BYU didn't play in very many environments like this. I will take

the Red Raiders at home. Yep, I'm going with Youyu. Oklahoma State at Kansas State. I really wanted to I really was hoping ky State would play somebody like a Texas or a Cincinnati, and it'd be easy to call them losing a home game here. But they're playing the worst team in the conference. Give me the Cats. Yep. Yeah, I mean it's pretty obvious. Okland State's bad other games. I'm gonna try to remember this. Number seventeen Marquette at Saint John's. Uh, Marquett's been so bad on the

road. Really, I think they get this one. Yep. Well, I don't know what yup means, sir, I mean I agree with you. Markutt's gonna win. Okay. We Land and I both said that our pick up the same time in my answer, and then you just went yep. Number two Purdue at Iowa. It's Caitlin Clark playing. I'm gonna take Purdue. I'm gonna learn my lesson. Yeahdue, yes, they will win by plenty. Number one Connecticut at Villa Nova. Wildcats are pretty good taking

down number one. I say they do it here. Same No. Number twenty two fighting Chris Beard's at number thirteen Auburn. Give me Auburn by approximately forty and let's pick the playoff game. Chiefs at Bill's Sunday Night at five thirty. Here's my call, Chiefs by two scores, Chiefs by field goal at the buzzer, Chiefs by fifty. Noah, I like it, man, I think they win by multiple scores. Can't wait for that to be used against me here. So our next show is gonna come on Sunday,

probably right before the Chiefs game. So I guess we technically did it to it Monday. Yeah, I won't post it till Monday, I guess. And who do they have next? Is it Cincinnati? Isn't the fighting Travis Kelsey's it is okay, Taylor Swift coming. No, they won't be there, especially the Chiefs the best Travis Taylor will not, which will spark at least twenty articles to be written about nothing. You think that they'll go?

Our will be there if they Sunday night. I do think they. I do think they'll be there, maybe if they don't lose, but there. I don't know how I saw this because I don't read tabloid media or anything, but someone told me that they ordered custom Cincinnati jerseys from a shopping casey uh, so I why else would they do that if they're not gonna go to the game and Lawrence. It's literally it'll be interesting. I don't think that. I don't know if they'll show up the day after they lose a

playoff game. I don't know. Maybe I don't know if you people do that, I don't I don't know. We'll see I guess it'll be fun, though. Quick turnaround for Kansas. All right, this is had the paint. Thanks for enduring the probably the longest episode we've ever done. I'm Ryan Landriff. I'm uh Steverwin, I'm Steverwin's crocodile that you're gonna say stever Wins sting Ray. I'm glad that you said. I'm at least someone said it. I'm glad we didn't that morbid joke in West Virginia, folks.

Yikes. All right, now this is where we get our w TF West Virginia loss that hasn't happened in a few years, and at least it will be on ESPN Plus and all story. God, awful piece of absolute wasteland. Bye behavior selves. I love having to be forced to watch the worst streaming service that exists. Goodbye