Manchester City have all but got the Premier League title in their trophy cabinet - what remains to be seen is who makes the remaining European competition spots outside of them and Arsenal? Listen and found out who we think may make it! How will Everton and United finish this season? Come listen as we give you the pulse on our clubs. And finally we would like to remember Southampton as they are the first official team relegated from the EPL this season.
May 18, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Oh Groundskeepers, have Arsenal bottled the title this season? City looks poised to swoop down and snatch it right out of Arsenal's grasp. We also bring you the weekly table update and talk about Liverpool FINALLY putting Alexander-Arnold in the right position on the field.
May 09, 2023•1 hr
City and Arsenal go head to head, take a guess who wins? Tottenham come back for an epic loss in extra time. Brighton are the team to watch and are incredibly fun if you want a team to support.
May 04, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Southampton throws a blue turtle shell at the leaders, Tottenham and Chelsea are in disarray, and Mateo brings out his mind cage. Plus, Andrew has new jerseys on the wall, which you can see on our YouTube video. Happy listening!
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Valuable Football Lessons From Granit Xhaka, A Series: When you're up 2 goals in an away match, don't do anything to get the home crowd riled up. We also touch on interactions between referees and players, plus your top and bottom update on the table.
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Like the Last of Us, the English Premier League has its own carousel. But instead of zombie monsters in an abandoned mall, the Premier League has coaches looking for new jobs.
Apr 04, 2023•57 min
Join us as we discuss Chelsea, the chaos that was Conte's press conference, and other English Premier League news!!
Apr 01, 2023•1 hr 11 min
Is Sean Dyche the man to keep Everton in the Premier League? Is the Top Four set in stone? Can Chelsea utilize Felix (pronounced Fellix) to help them reach the Champions League next season? Was this episode shorter than usual? Yes! For your listening pleasure. Or was it something more nefarious at work, who's to know?
Mar 17, 2023•38 min
Consistency. That's what every good podcast needs and what the bottom-of-the-table teams need to stay in the Premier League this season. Now one of those things is on track, but are the teams in the relegation fight? We talk about that and so much more! Plus, Toast makes her official co-host debut.
Mar 07, 2023•1 hr 1 min
We have three questions for you Groundskeepers. 1. Does the media hate Liverpool? 2. Did Chelsea lose pieces to the puzzle? 3. Should Mateo support Fulham if Everton get relegated? All of this and more on today's pod! Also, Andrew would like to thank our special guests, the maintenance crew who you can hear in the background. Give it up for them.
Mar 01, 2023•44 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Is Southgate horny for Maguire? Is Ochoa coming to town? Does Denmark slap? All questions we will answer for you in our World Cup preview! Mateo and Andrew bring you the first of many world cup episodes to cover all the news, controversy, and antics of the 2022 FIFA World Cup in host country Qatar. Come along for the journey and get ready for a wild ride!
Nov 19, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Join us for another exciting episode! We discuss Liverpool vs Man City, injuries affecting the World Cup, and the notorious VAR
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 11
On today's episode, we discuss Haaland getting removed from the UK, Wild Turkey, and the Austin FC stadium. We are so glad to be back after our little break! Follow along and don't forget to give us your feedback.
Oct 13, 2022•55 min
For Episode 9, we bring you the final five matches from Matchweek 3! During this recap, we discuss why Leeds is incredible, we have an argument, and realize that we might have a shake-up at the top of the table! Come along to hear all about Bournemouth vs Arsenal, Leeds vs Chelsea, West Ham vs Brighton, Newcastle vs City, and United vs Liverpool!
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Join us for Matchweek 3 Recap Part 1, as we discuss the first five matches from the previous weekend. Spurs vs Wolves. Palace vs Villa. Everton vs Forest. Fulham vs Brentford. Leicester vs Southampton. We would like to profusely apologise for the audio issues starting around 50 minutes, our program freaked out (probably got shy when it learned people actually listen to this pod)
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Today Mateo and Andrew bring you the Matchweek 3 preview and cover all the games for the weekend ahead! We have a great one for you today Groundskeepers, Andrew lays into Manchester United, Mateo talks about cherries, and we have a disagreement. Plus we give you our must-watch games for the weekend.
Aug 19, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Groundskeepers, it's time to grab your coffee, sit back and enjoy the newest episode! Andrew is sad, Mateo gets excited and we both agree that Reese-James is a great defender, plus we recap the remaining games from match week 2! Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Fulham. Brentford vs Manchester United. Nottingham Forest vs West Ham United. Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur. Liverpool vs Crystal Palace.
Aug 17, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Hi friends! Grab a cup of coffee and join us as we recap some of the games from match week 2! Aston Villa vs Everton. Arsenal vs Leicester City. Brighton vs Newcastle. Manchester City vs Bournemouth. Southampton vs Leeds.
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Join us as we discuss the week 2 matches! Find out which team's defense reminds Mateo of a certain city from Avatar the Last Airbender. We even make references to Ted Lasso and a Christmas Story.
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Join us as we continue our Match Week 1 analysis, tell some funny childhood football stories, and Andrew really struggles with the outro!
Aug 10, 2022•50 min
The season has officially kicked off! Join us as we break down the games and give our opinions on how these teams can improve moving forward.
Aug 09, 2022•50 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Join us as we drink some coffee and talk about our favorite sport, football (soccer)! In our inaugural episode, we preview the English Premier League season; including who we think will qualify for the UEFA Champions League, and which teams will qualify for Europa League. Listen as we also predict which teams will start the season on the right foot while hearing which teams we think will start the season ice cold. We also comment on Gareth Bale's favorite sport: mini-golf! So grab coffee, sit do...
Aug 05, 2022•57 min•Season 1Ep. 1
