This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes the amazingly talented Christi Chiello! Christi talks her background in colorblind musical theatre, a shared love with Emma over early 2000's pop, and religion. We also reminisce about comedy's mom, Joan Rivers, and talk about Christi and Matteo's upcoming show Battle of the Divas on April 9th. Come see it! https://www.littlefieldnyc.com/e/battle-of-the-divas-cardi-b-vs-nicki-minaj-58609848635/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 28, 2019•59 min
It's been a minute since we've had a guest on #InsideTheCloset, but today that changes. We welcome Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) from the new Kim Possible movie. She gets into how fun playing the villain is, the gang tries to list their top 5 entertainers of all time, and Emma's going to freeze her mother's corpse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 21, 2019•53 min
#InsideTheCloset is coming at you with fresh, hot, bagel action. Emma Talks Vegas, porn, and crew team positions. Matteo gets upgraded from Delta Diamond to private airline, and we get into the BIGGEST news story of the week. Plus, can you guess who next week's extra special guest is? Find out on our Instagram, @Insidetheclosetpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 14, 2019•39 min
#InsideTheCloset wants to be very clear: we are not encouraging people to smoke cigarettes, even if it looks cool as hell. Matteo deals with more hecklers and hair plugs, Emma dives into the WASP definition of success (NPR appearances), and we spread more love for Rochester! As always, remember to rate and subscribe, and follow us on instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2019•44 min
Emma and Matteo are recording #InsideTheCloset by soft candle light in the New York cold. Keep that mental image clear while they get into the excitement level only attainable by two Italians in the same room, clapping gays, and some of the logistics of comedy. Plus, we talk about a literal monster at the Comedy Cellar. Remember to rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2019•50 min
#InsideTheCloset is hear to warm you up in the midsts of this snowstorm. We're talking current events, Emma's NACA showcase, and the rowdy french women at Matteo's Streisand show. Plus, we review the 2009 film AVATAR, and answer fan questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2019•48 min
So this week on #InsideTheCloset we don't have microphones, BUT we do have stories about uncomfortable wrestling, swashbuckling adventures on the high seas, and killer grocery store advice. Plus, Matteo has some very exciting news, and Emma's becoming a video wiz (for proof just check out our instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 15, 2019•48 min
This week #InsideTheCloset is talking about S-E-X. And electrocuting balls, penis holders, and furries. We click around a lot. We also talk about Emma's mom, the international weaver, and Patti's big appearance on Drag Race! Plus, we review another dating profile! Be sure to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 07, 2019•52 min
#InsideTheCloset is dealing with some struggles. Matteo had the holiday from hell, and Emma at garbage pizza in Chicago. Mix that with their nearly peed-in-pants experiences and we've got a pretty gnarly episode for us. Let us know about your skin issues, and pee horror stories on our Instagram, @Insidetheclosetpodcat. Bet we're the first podcast to ask you for that, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2019•48 min
#InsideTheCloset does not advise listening to this episode on your lunch break, because we're starting off with our favorite pimple popping videos. Emma finds out she's not an ideal bachelorette contestant, and Matteo Chers a story about his latest Broadway adventure (still better than Cats.) Plus, we answer Closeteer questions from our Instagram page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2019•53 min
Welcome to Fags Gotta Burp! I mean #InsideTheCloset, that's it! Emma and Matteo catch up with each other and talk about what really matters, namely: Boomer Banks (the porn star's) penis, Sonic Fox (the gay furry professional video game player,) and Cher's twitter. Special shoutout: we love you Sally Peterson! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 17, 2019•54 min
Emma and Matteo catch up on their travels to DC and the Bahamas. Both consider the legality of homosexuality in different countries, and do a deep dive into some of the news about Kevin Heart, Ellen, and Louis CK. Plus, we've got our first dating app to review! If you're a $10 patron, message us and we'll let you know how to get your profile reviewed. In the meantime, please remember to rate and subscribe #InsideTheCloset ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWill...
Jan 10, 2019•44 min
This week on #InsideTheCloset Emma and Matteo catch up on what made them depressed over the holidays. Matteo cries on a plane, Emma buys a Jesus themed self-help book, and we work on our opening monologue for the Oscars. This is the last episode recorded in 2018, and in 2019 we're gonna be real gay still. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://...
Jan 03, 2019•47 min
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from #InsideTheCloset! We're celebrating by talking about Matteo's run in with Paris Hilton (that's hot), and Emma's battle with a hacker. Plus, we wrote a hit song (for real, if someone can make us a music video we'll love you forever) and adopt a theoretical gay cat named Couscous. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @Matteo...
Dec 27, 2018•50 min
#InsideTheCloset gets real close this week (we mean that literally) because we have a guest joining us campfire style around our good new mic! Andrew Markel joins Emma and Matteo this week to discuss coming out, coming up through comedy, and which fruit reigns supreme. We also talk through the whole Kevin Hart drama with the Oscars, check it out. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ *********************************************...
Dec 20, 2018•58 min
#InsideTheCloset has some exciting news! Matteo, now single, got double new dick, and is going celibate for a little bit. Emma did Colbert and challenges America’s understanding of gender. And now, we’ve got a fun new ingredient to our mix: blinding rage. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ *************************...
Dec 13, 2018•45 min
#InsideTheCloset is getting a little real. We found Richard Simmons, but lost Madonna's Hubris. We've also got some relationship news, a cold butt, and some general complaints. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC *******...
Dec 06, 2018•49 min
What do you call 2 professional comedians, a Spaniard, and a black plantain? This week's episode of #InsideTheCloset! Emma and Matteo get into their joke writing process, attempt a basic math problem, and talk about cheating (in high school.) We've also got some announcement's and answers to a listener's question. Please remember to rate and subscribe. ********************************************************************* Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ********************...
Nov 22, 2018•45 min
It's been a while, but #InsideTheCloset is recording in the same room again! Right off the bat, Matteo's dreams come true in an elevator. Emma looks incredible, and details her latest visit to the dermatologist. And if you're an obnoxious mom at Equinox, you've officially been warned. It'll all make sense when you listen to this week's hilarious episode. Please rate and subscribe! ******************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ****...
Nov 15, 2018•53 min
Reunited, and it sounds so good! Thank you all for bearing with us while we figure out sound quality, but Emma and Matteo are back with some fancy new mics. Listen to the crystal clear quality of their discussions on politics, Pete Davidson, and poop. Plus, they get all caught up on Matteo's Eurotrip, and Emma's recent shows. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us...
Nov 08, 2018•46 min
How many podcasts have their hosts calling in from different cities, states AND countries? Well #InsideTheCloset is one of them. Emma' in Salem for a college show, and shares a memory from a Skype therapy session while Matteo explains his travels in Italy and how his homeland is physically destroying him. We'd also like to thank you, the Closeteers, for listening and being so supportive! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecome...
Oct 25, 2018•21 min
#InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we have some BIG news coming up, we weigh the pros and cons of Cheesecake Factory, and have some travel coming up! Get excited, and come see us! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us Live! - https://www.bandsintown.com/...
Oct 18, 2018•43 min
#InsideTheCloset is on the hunt this week! For ghosts, professional gays, and a non-Russian to administer botox (seriously, shoot us a DM if you know anyone.) Emma and Matteo haven't seen each other in forever, and definitely need to catch up. Matteo talks Vegas, Emma talks Maine politics, and we discuss the legality of scooting around. Please remember to rate and subscribe! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See U...
Oct 11, 2018•50 min
Hey Closeteers, #InsideTheCloset wants to apologize for the sound quality, but we're getting that solved asap! Other than that, Matteo humiliated a girl like she's never been humiliated before by... politely asking her to be quiet. Emma gushes over The Cheesecake Factory, Shameless, and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. We then what Lindsay Lohan is getting up to on the streets of Paris. Hint: Racial profiling. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.mat...
Oct 04, 2018•50 min
We're back! #InsideTheCloset had to take a little break because Emma and Matteo have some big things in the works that made scheduling a little tough. We talk sexy strippers, upcoming Snapchat shows, and plan a few shows in real time! Will we see you there? Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us live! - Portland Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Foll...
Sep 27, 2018•49 min
#InsideTheCloset is serving up some hot takes this week. Emma and Matteo share their thoughts on Cardi B V Nicki Minaj, Serena Williams V the US Open, and an article about their Netflix specials. We find out Emma's parents were manipulating her with breakfast sugar, and that Billie Jean King has a thing for mustachioed Italian homosexuals (ie Matteo). Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warri...
Sep 13, 2018•1 hr 1 min
#InsideTheCloset is celebrating the wonderful feedback about the Netflix specials from our Closeteers. We love you guys. Speaking of love, Emma has some big news! We catch up on whatever is happening with Lindsay Lohan, Matteo reminisces about the most Italian lunch in Manhattan, and we get political. Also, would Matteo do a great job painting a drag queen? Let us know! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Pri...
Sep 06, 2018•57 min
Today on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary. We look back on all the moments that made our first year so incredible. Then, all the reasons we fucking hate LA. We want to hear from you, the listeners, what were some of your favorite moments from the past year? Also, what should we call you? Closeteers? Insiders? A third option Emma nor Matteo thought of? Let us know! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane...
Aug 30, 2018•50 min
This week #InsideTheCloset is a little all over the place, literally. Emma's coming to us jacked up on coffee and adderall in LA, while Matteo's busy taking photos of his boyfriend at a rooftop pool in Spain. We talk fit moms, Netflix, Madonna and Pete Davidson. Emma and Matteo talk about their favorite hobby: sitting, and Kike tells us what dating a comedian is like. (Hint: it's fun.) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy...
Aug 23, 2018•46 min
Patti’s back on #InsideTheCloset and that little Libra is letting us have it. We talk about Emma’s Twizzler show, and Matteo’s ready to talk LGBT+ representation in media. We even get a little political, and contemplate the infinite longevity of Cher. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Patti - @Legalminor Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow ...
Aug 16, 2018•45 min
