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Inside Rylan’s Mind

Join me on a journey through my thoughts and stories, uncovering what’s inside Rylan’s mind.
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Trying to Build a Time Machine

I was fascinated when I watched a time travel movie for the first time. I decided that I wanted to time travel and so I went to the storage room of my house and put random items together and wrote senseless equations in the hopes to build a time machine and solve the problem of time travel once and for all.

Jan 13, 20228 minSeason 1Ep. 95

Calling My Teacher “Mom” in Class

One day at school while I was daydreaming during my lecture my teacher happened to call my name. I stood up quickly and said, “Yes Mom” to my teacher. I embarrassed myself and what happened next made me take a leave from school for the next couple of days.

Jan 06, 20227 minSeason 1Ep. 94

Google Sent Me This for Leaving Reviews

I wanted to help other people out so I started giving helpful reviews on Google Maps. However, one day I received a box in the mail from Google. It turned out that Google acknowledged my reviews and sent me a present as thanks for my contribution.

Dec 30, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 93

Bunking Every Single Zoom Lecture in College

In this episode, prepare for a rollercoaster of suspense as I recount how I pulled off the ultimate act of rebellion during college Zoom lectures. Join me on this hilarious journey as I reveal the audacious plan I devised to bunk every single lecture undetected. From strategic attendance maneuvers to dodging unexpected teacher questions, witness the shenanigans that unfolded in pursuit of this daring escapade. But remember dear listeners, this story is a cautionary tale, and attending lectures i...

Dec 23, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 92

Mystery Behind the $3,000,000 Bank Heist

I logged into Discord one day, as usual, to find out that someone stole $3,000,000 from me in my absence. It was up to me to discover who was behind the bank heist and uncover how the culprits managed to pull it off. I also put up stronger security and failsafe systems to prevent such heists from recurring in the future.

Dec 16, 20218 minSeason 1Ep. 91

Overcoming My Fear of Heights

I was deathly afraid of heights and often got made fun of for it. I once got an opportunity that would let me overcome my fear of heights, so I embraced it to overcome my fear of heights and it worked surprisingly well. I successfully overcame my fear of heights by doing it.

Dec 09, 20218 minSeason 1Ep. 90

The Anonymous Zoom Call Prankster

My college life was turned upside down when the Anonymous Zoom Call Prankster made an appearance. He tried to disrupt the lives of my teachers, students, and friends. It was up to me to take up the responsibility to solve this case and reveal the identity behind the Anonymous Zoom Call Prankster to restore peace back into everyone's lives.

Dec 02, 20219 minSeason 1Ep. 89

Taking Cold Showers for 365 Days

I was once the guy who loved to bathe in hot water, but I decided to start taking cold showers one day. In this tale, I share how that one day turned into one year and my experience taking cold showers. So that you can know whether cold showers are beneficial and whether you should give them a shot.

Nov 25, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 88

Corrupting Myself to Fit In

I distinctly remember the first time I used a swear word and the misery that followed. In this Tale, I share why I corrupted myself to fit in and why I regret it. So you can learn by example why fitting in is not always the right thing to do.

Nov 18, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 87

Taking a Crash Course for the First Time

I have always taken complete classes for things I wanted to learn. In this Tale, I share why I decided to try a crash course, my first time experience trying a crash course, and what happened next. So while laughing at this funny tale, you can find out whether crash courses are right for you.

Nov 11, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 86

Winning $500 Worth of Cash Prizes

I’ve always wanted to win merchandise, giveaways, or lotteries, but was never fortunate enough to win one. In this Tale, I share how I managed to win $500 and why I never claimed it. So that you can laugh at me chasing worldly desires and learn why greed is the root of all evil.

Nov 04, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 85

Always getting 2nd place in school exams

I was never able to get 1st place in school exams. In this Tale, I share why I got 2nd place in school exams and what I did about it. So that you too can laugh at my mistakes while learning how to actually get 1st place in school exams.

Oct 28, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 84

Getting Enticed to Join the Gym

I can't believe that my gullible self got enticed and fell into the trap of joining the gym. In this Tale, I share why I joined the gym, why I regret it, and why you should be well informed. So that you too can be aware to not enroll yourself into such places without proper inspection.

Oct 21, 202110 minSeason 1Ep. 83

Wasting 5000 hours as a perfectionist

I once tried chasing perfection and it did not go very well. In this Tale, I share how I wasted 5000 hours achieving perfection and why you shouldn't so that while laughing at my foolish mistakes you can understand what people who chase perfectionism go through.

Oct 14, 202111 minSeason 1Ep. 82

Giving every Movie I watched 5 Stars

I used to give all the movies I watched 5 stars. In this Tale, I share why I gave them that perfect rating and why now I don't. So that you can laugh at my senseless ratings while learning how to accurately rate movies.

Oct 07, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 81

Wanting to make an entire species go extinct

I once wanted to make an entire species go extinct. In this Tale, I share the species that made me come to that conclusion and why you might probably want the same outcome.

Sep 30, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 80

Most Handsome Boy Turned Out to Be Most Insecure

The most beautiful girl and the most handsome boy in my class got into a relationship. In this Tale, I share what I saw behind the scenes of their relationship so that you can understand why relationships are not how they always seem to be.

Sep 23, 20216 minSeason 1Ep. 79

Thinking Netflix and Chill Was Actually “Chill”

I never thought that Netflix and Chill meant something completely different than I had imagined. In this Tale, I share how wrong I was and the embarrassment that followed so that perhaps while laughing at my foolishness you can save yourself from the mistakes that I made.

Sep 16, 20216 minSeason 1Ep. 78

Being a Fake Anime Fan for 17 Years

I couldn't believe this myself but it's true. I was a fake anime fan for 17 years of my life. In this Tale, I share why I was a fake fan for so long and how I became a true anime fan so that you can take a trip down memory lane to remember your first time getting into anime.

Sep 09, 20218 minSeason 1Ep. 77

Playing Football Inside My House

I enjoyed playing outdoor sports inside my house. Especially football. In this Tale, I share what I accidentally did while playing football so that you can laugh while taking in why sports are played outside and not inside.

Sep 02, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 76

How I Missed Being in a Pewdiepie Video

I never thought I'd have the opportunity to be in a PewDiePie video. But once I did get an opportunity and I grabbed it. In this Tale, I share whether I succeeded in my attempt to be in a PewDiePie video or failed halfway so that you can see the dark side of stardom and what it does to you.

Aug 26, 20217 minSeason 1Ep. 75

I Pranked a Girl

I watched a lot of prank videos online and that made me curious to want to prank someone. In this Tale, I dive into how I pranked a girl and what she did next so that you can laugh at my foolishness while understanding the difference between fake youtube pranks vs reality.

Aug 19, 20216 minSeason 1Ep. 74

Becoming the Most Annoying Instagram User

I didn't even think it was even possible to become an annoying Instagram user. Well not until I became one. In this Tale, I share how I became the most annoying Instagram user so that perhaps you too can learn how to save yourself from such embarrassment.

Aug 12, 20214 minSeason 1Ep. 73

Using a Conditioner as a Shampoo

Believe it or not, not everyone knows what a conditioner is until they know what it is. In this Tale, I share my first-time experience using a conditioner as a shampoo and what happened next so that you too can learn a thing or two about the difference between a shampoo and a conditioner.

Aug 05, 20214 minSeason 1Ep. 72

Quora made me a Guru

I never saw myself being the person who'd ever use Quora as often as I do today. In this Tale, I share what got me into Quora, and how I ended up becoming a Guru so you too can learn how you can share your knowledge to help other people and solve their problems on the internet.

Jul 29, 20216 minSeason 1Ep. 71

Flirting With a Girl on Discord

I never thought meeting girls on Discord was an actual thing. Until I met this girl, who I flirted with and we really hit it off. In this Tale, I share how I met this girl and what I found out next that shocked me.

Jul 22, 20216 minSeason 1Ep. 70

How Long It Takes to Delete 10,000 Emails

I always ignored my emails thinking I'd never need to clean them. Unfortunately, the day arrived that needed to delete all of my 10,000 emails individually, one by one. In this Tale, I share what made me delete those emails and how long it actually takes to delete 10,000 emails.

Jul 15, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 69

Accidentally Giving Myself the Biggest Flaw

I still can't believe you can actually give yourself flaws. Well, I believe it now since I gave myself one of the biggest flaws which affected me during my teenage years and I didn't look good because of it. In this Tale, I share what was the flaw and how you can avoid it.

Jul 08, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 68

Fooling my teachers on Zoom for an Entire Year

Four Teachers in my classes once decided to be very annoying. I decided to take matters into my own hands and devised a master plan to fool my teachers. In this Tale, I share how I fooled my teachers and how I got away with it.

Jul 01, 20218 minSeason 1Ep. 67

How Quora works

I discuss some best Quora stories and share how Quora works. I also share what is quora and how to use it, what quora means and how quora become popular so that you can learn how to post on quora.

Jun 20, 202111 minSeason 1Ep. 66
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