Ep 414 – Infant General Conference – Oct 2017
It’s general conference parody time again. Enjoy.

It’s general conference parody time again. Enjoy.
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #8
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #7.
Tom talks with his wife about a grudge she held for a very long time with her sister, and how she deals with that today.
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #6.
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #5.
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #4.
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #3.
Haunted houses and Mormon missionaries. One small piece of the story told for every day for the entire month of October. Here is Chunk #2.
Matt and Tom sit down with the mormonleaks guys, Ryan and Ethan, as they update us on what’s been going on in the world of Mormon leaks.
In the whole big history of haunted houses and mormon missionaries there must (needs) be some totally true absolutely legit ghost stories out there with missionaries in haunted houses, right? LDS Living magazine says YES! Glenn says HELL YES! Enjoy this first little bite of a month-long Chunky Infant Ghost Story feast.
Tom leads a discussion on Grudges part one with a clip that includes Bob, Matt, Glenn and Scott and then finishes with a panel discussion with Jake and Matt.
Joseph H. Jackson is perhaps the poor man’s John C Bennett. Both men published exposes on Joseph Smith. Bennett’s work is better known. Jackson’s is lesser known. Both are equally fascinating. This is the first part of a multiplayer-part series.
How many Mormon Priesthood leaders does it take to rob a train? Which LDS prophet was poisoned a few days after attending a Bohemian Club in San Fransisco? Kenneth Lines has found a lot of nutty things in Mormon History. Just nutty, I tell ya. And he talks about a lot of them with Glenn, Bob, and John Hamer. And the nuttiest part is that you get to listen.
John Hamer talks about Joseph Smith successor James Strang and the impressive engravings on Strang’s Vorhee Plates. This is John’s presentation from Salt Lake City Sunstone 2017.
Tom continues his exploration what it means to forgive.
Tom continues his exploration of Apologies, Forgiveness, and Grudges with this amazing panel discussion from almost 5 years ago — once thought lost — now found. So listen in as Tom, Matt, Glenn, Bob, and Scott (aka “Jesse) talk about what it means to each of them to forgive.
Did Joseph Smith use homeopathic hallucinogenics to enhance the religious experience of his early mormon followers? Naked Mormonism’s Bryce Blankenagel joins Glenn, Matt, and guest panelists Lindsey and Micah to sift through the historical evidence. Or clues. Or whatnot.
This is the audio from Tom’s 2017 SLC Sunstone presentation. Video for the slides Tom used can be seen here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/mixed-faith-13706101
What does it mean to say you are sorry? What does it take to accept someone else’s apology? Listen in as Tom poses these questions to the most important people in his life. This is the first in an upcoming series on Apologies, Grudges, and forgiveness. A video version of this presentation, with the slides Tom showed to the live audience, is available here on our Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/posts/13706101
What happens when you mix “The Singles Ward” with “My Big Fat Greek Wedding?” The Infants read Glenn’s old screenplay “How to Marry a Mormon.”
Here is what the Infants will be doing at Sunstone at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City this upcoming weekend (July 27-29) https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/FinalProgram-web.pdf
Glenn, Bob, and Matt continue their virtual conversation with Zach, Josh, Natalie, and Nano.
Glenn and Matt’s smack up of Michael Harriot’s “The Black Person’s Guide to Game of Thrones” ultimately leads to a discussion about Passive Aggressiveness in Mormon Culture. Video version available here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/infants-on-game-13126827
Our new friend Bill Reel has published a document called the Mormon Primer, or Primmer, or something like that. Think of it as a softer, gentler CES Letter for believers. How could we not start to smack down a document like this? But why is this episode called Behind Closed Doors? You’ll have to listen to find out.
At long last. Here it is. Glenn and a bunch of listeners guide you through the Universe. Bang. A big one. And don’t worry — you always end up right where you started when exploring the universe. Because, you know…. science.
Glenn and Tom are joined by listener and licensed therapist Dr. Wendy to discuss a BYU article on Perfectionism (yes, it is intentionally misspelled in the title, cuz that is so incrdbly hillaryous) and to pitch an idea for a possible new series that may or may not be the best thing since self-slicing bread.
What is Spiritual Abuse and when is enough enough? Bill Reel, faithful active host of the Mormon Discussion podcast, joins Glenn, Tom and Matt to discuss the finer points of head-butting dense brick walls.
Glenn takes a hard-hitting, investigative journalistic approach to Fair Mormon’s recent blog post: “Of Testimonies and Twelve Year Olds.” Thank you, Fair Mormon, for placing this Savannah 12-year-old-lesbian testimony-bearing thingy into the proper context. I don’t know where we would be without you.
Which Infant once wrote in his mission journal, “I think God hates me. So I’m gonna do everything I can to get into the celestial kingdom — just to spite Him!” You will find out on today’s episode as Matt, Bob, Tom, Jake and Glenn continue our discussion about outrage by reflecting on our mission experiences and reading entries from our old mission journals. Glenn also explains more about our new Patreon page to encourage you all to support our creative efforts going forward. Click below to find...