00:00 - Shaking like a belly dancer 02:28 - Sun is shining, weather is sweet 03:25 - Indy cries at K3G + TikTok reels 07:00 - Indy's taps are on again 09:23 - We have a new item in our family 13:00 - Kenny has no time for us 14:55 - Teaching a newborn baby about the Taliban 17:01 - Assuming everyone knows what a Sikh is 18:23 - Does your wife like your beard? 19:41 - Indy's trip to Paris as a kid 20:53 - Dr wants Indy's private recordings 22:20 - Pockets of North America have never seen a Sikh? ...
May 08, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 165
00:00 - Tehzeeb or Tezveen? 02:01 - You converted to Type 2 Diabetes 04:59 - Who was the first person who tried a pineapple? 06:45 - Tez is not a Manchester United Fan! 09:00 - Biscoff Biscuit Beef 12:55 - What do you call your mother-in-law? 16:35 - Temu + Kleptomania 19:15 - Suit shopping in Karachi 22:03 - Somebody boycott Prada + Gucci 23:18 - 0% DIY appreciation 25:03 - My wife looks very handsome 28:13 - Do you leave your slippers lying around? 31:28 - Selling Sunset vs Mirzapur + Sacred G...
May 01, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 165
00:00 - Indy upsets Karan 02:15 - Difflam spray costs £9 03:18 - Your lack of planning is not my emergency 05:26 - Indy the medical marvel + his basketball 09:03 - I will not turn the heating on 10:35 - Khafi not Coffee 12:25 - Gravesend Nagar Kirtan 2024 14:31 - spent time with my wife ok 15:34 - The cha + samosa pitstop 17:16 - Indy had langar three times 19:33 - What did you teach the kids about Vaisakhi? 27:00 - I started doing deep drying 31:09 - Learning about 1984 + Khalistan at the Gurdw...
Apr 25, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 164
00:00 - I can see your white hair in 4K 01:59 - Indy has his Pretty Woman moment 06:36 - Reserving a number 2 for the office 07:38 - Sophisticated Enema for Indy's birthday 08:55 - My internal dialect is not punjabi 10:42 - Tomatorrrr 12:45 - Having a single tear of relief 14:37 - It's not a viewing party 17:30 - Debt until Death 18:58 - The 80/20% principle 20:22 - As a man, it's hard to describe clothes 23:41 - Shortbread breakdown 26:24 - There are brown twigs on this dress 28:59 - Have a bab...
Apr 17, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 163
00:00 - Preet Sandhu Sengh + desi families on work Zoom calls 02:50 - Jus Reign's Mechanic video is legendary 03:21 - The work + content creation grind 06:15 - Differentiating between different characters 07:24 - My dad wants me to get 1mil followers 10:06 - Being an Amritdhari Sikh content creator 13:30 - People secretly but not publicly rooting for you 15:06 - Why is it wrong? 16:49 - How do you stay true to yourself? 20:53 - Can this generation articulate their argument? 23:21 - DM love 24:19...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 162
00:00 - Nobody is Goku 03:53 - Is Indy Evil + married to a robot? 06:58 - Label functions in the DMs 09:26 - Don't ask your wife for a lie-in 13:08 - Why am I angry? 16:36 - Sleeping in the same room with your baby 19:40 - Is sleeping separately from your partner a bad thing? 21:47 - I will mute you right now 23:05 - Divide + conquer KPIs 25:23 - My best book of Punjabi 33:17 - How do you host efficiently? 39:37 - Domino's pizza is expensive 42:16 - £10 per hour in Birmingham 43:10 - Karan Aujla...
Apr 03, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 161
00:00 - MC Dr 01:59 - Shindy's Garlic Bread 03:55 - Sanj keeps going clubbing 04:55 - Indy made his first aloo parantha 06:14 - Khaira's eat all the food 07:28 - Dr's Samoseh Review 09:55 - Atta is sticky! 13:33 - Round or Square? 15:47 - The Roti Maker 2.0 17:45 - Dr's Eyebrow Horns 18:56 - Prashad Reviews 20:58 - How do you ask for parshaad? 23:27 - India vs UK Prashad 24:27 - ZOE + Diabetic Appropriation? 27:32 - Avocado rabbit holes + McDonald's porridge 29:15 - Starbucks vs McDonald's vs Ne...
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 160
00:00 - Dr doesn't respond to Indy 03:10 - Bible studies with Mr T + Rocky III 05:43 - Indy did Chemistry at A-Level + wax lyrical about Jesus 07:33 - Executive decision made 09:10 - Corsa's everywhere 11:25 - 4 month sleep regression 14:17 - Dream feeding + alarms 15:49 - Commando rolls at 2am + Dr goes to Riyadh for AJ fight 20:30 - Welfare check on Dr 23:27 - Malkit Singh, Southbank Centre + Punjabi hooligans 25:40 - Venue staff don't understand desi events 27:15 - Malkit Singh top 3 songs + ...
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 160
00:00 - Dr is Jazzy B + Indy is a thumbi 02:45 - Rant on Instagram + TikTok comments 05:18 - Basics of Sikhi + accessibility 07:30 - Podcasts are for discourse, not the universal truth 09:08 - Throwback to 11 Plus tutors 11:46 - Private school = Geography Degree 13:40 - Indy is special + can read between the lines 15:01 - I could be on a triple-figure salary! 16:18 - Does going to a Private School mean you are spoilt? 19:12 - Is the youngest always more spoiled than the oldest? 21:18 - Was your ...
Mar 13, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 158
00:00 - Indy is migrating 02:06 - Kenny the Internet Advisor 04:39 - “Your dream is to pay off the mortgage Indy” 05:29 - Dr is having a Phoebe moment 06:08 - Dr doing cardio in Indy's house 07:28 - Humble benti 08:08 - The Baby Chronicles - Burping 12:53 - Straight Tamberone = Chimta/ Cherneh 14:45 - Indy the two-time National, Chimta Player 15:51 - Patt or Path? 17:35 - Punjabi Made Easy Book Review 19:48 - The Return of Patka Indy 22:11- Follow Dr's Instructions 24:10 - 101 Cakes Discount + I...
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 157
00:00 - Live pod featuring baby EK 01:09 - Indy and Sanj bought a house + progress 04:20 - Shout out to Ram + confessions of brown mundeh jingle 05:22 - Butha + harsh face words 06:59 - We are ok being wrong! 07:59 - M&S Dinner for Two for Valentines Day + over declaring your love 10:55 - Indy hates solicitors 15:26 - Indy needs 6 months to 12 months notice for big life changes 16:44 - Estate agents need to stop hounding people 17:44 - Indy made 40% of the spreadsheet 18:46 - Looking at dog ...
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 156
00:00 - Are you going on my Mamaji's podcast? 02:22 - Empireland turning into a teaching resource 03:19 - Concerted campaign against those challenging the narrative of colonial history 05:13 - British distrust of smart people 07:17 - Do the British like to be entertained by their government 08:34 - The theory of the British psyche loving loss 11:01 - Punjabi's being workaholics 12:40 - Being accountable for what you write 13:32 - Antiques Roadshow + turning into an immigrant antique trade dealer...
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 155
00:00 - Gal Bhat Breakdown + Peer Review 02:30 - What do the youngsters say nowadays? 06:42 - Neighbourhood Watch WhatsApp Groups 08:59 - Catchy Jingles + Indy's Truth 10:53 - Dr's Camera Fund Speech 12:43 - Gurdwara State Secretaries 16:03 - Dr's Sleeping Pass 20:43 - Different Tired + Baby Yawns 23:42 - Wife Punctuality 25:13 - Bruce Lee Singh 29:55 - Indy is friend poaching Roda 34:05 - Chacha's United 36:55 - Dr's Revenge 38:57 - The Apprentice’s Virdi Mazaria + Slapstick Bhangra 43:54 - Whe...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 154
00:00 - We are a functional 10 01:33 - Ricky is Bhangraman 02:27 - Gateway people were wedding videographers 03:49 - Live Bhangra + unwritten gentleman's agreement 05:05 - Handsworth was the hub of Bhangra 07:17 - Big artists don't do interviews anymore 09:26 - Is the industry big enough for someone to get canceled? 14:11 - People forget how big Jazzy B and B21 were 17:51 - Is the UK just another market today? 21:17 - What is the future of bhangra music with AI? 22:49 - Lack of Punjabi being spo...
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 153
00:00 - You ain't got no fans! 01:46 - How to respond to trolls without being reported 03:11 - We got paid £7.15 on YouTube! 05:42 - Dwayne Johnson only had 7 bucks 06:53 - Indy is co-ordinating Neutonic drop-offs 08:05 - The Babbeh are going to find Indy 09:21 - £85 for a NEW iPhone 12 Pro Max? 12:02 - Backup your phone + Indy hates iCloud 13:19 - I'm 32 and I need a back on my seat 14:32 - WhatsApp desktop is like MSN 17:00 - Just get the new iPhone + expense it! 19:58 - Kenny knows the proces...
Feb 06, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 151
00:00 - I play basketball but not professionally 02:32 - Trying to do things with your left hand 04:43 - How many bags can you carry from the car in one go? 06:06 - Indy has turned into a rude boy + scaring white people 08:03 - Indy wears shorts in January 09:29 - Take the baby so I can eat! 13:10 - Hierarchy of hugging baby EK 15:20 - Massi Movement + Chacha's Unite 17:25 - Letting your wife marry Diljit for a podcast shoutout 18:21 - Dr is Indy's other, other half 20:31 - What does Britasia st...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 152
00:00 - When it's Episode 150 but you think it's 149 01:52 - Hyper-bole + Kulvinder Johal relationships 04:00 - Ditching your bhangra team for Diljit 05:20 - Punjabi happy slap 06:40 - People love Dr's bedroom + baby books + Amazon scandal 08:37 - Dr Rant: Christmas + New Year Whatsapp messages 10:18 - "Forwarded many times" + Indy and Dr have 27 Whatsapp groups 12:23 - Counting in Punjabi 13:44 - Urgent, non-urgent, important, non-important 15:39 - Teaching Indy to put things in the bin 16:48 -...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 150
00:00 - There's loud then there's INDY LOUD 01:20 - Stretch Goals for 2024 02:22 - Dr in his banian (vest) and Indy the Lesbian Jatt 05:30 - CSK is Theoden 06:50 - Why don't people like Indy? 07:50 - Indy's Birmingham rounds 09:09 - Martial Arts classes at the Gurdwara 12:59 - Clip of the Dog in the Gurdwara 13:29 - Generational trauma + resilience building 15:32 - Downstream impact of playing alternative games in the Gurdwara 17:15 - Why does everyone say 100% and bigman? 17:42 - Exploding Kitt...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 149
00:00 - Bonus post production 01:56 - Special counsel Thind 02:56 - Sri Akal Takht and Sri Hazur Takht 04:37 - What is an Anand Karaj? 07:24 - Singh and Kaur to be listed in the wedding invitation 09:22 - Why do people want an Anand Karaj? 11:35 - The Birth of the Khalsa 13:41 - Why don't Sikhs want to use Singh and Kaur? 15:06 - Nobody is forced to have an Anand Karaj 15:59 - Can interfaith marriages happen by adding Singh and Kaur? 17:41 - Should we expect to drop surnames next? 18:37 - Umbrel...
Jan 03, 2024•50 min•Ep. 148
00:00 - Merry Christmas + Jesus is Indy's Mama + Chache Union 01:28 - Shaheedi Remembrance 02:50 - Early adopters + Mainstream listeners + those that go back to the beginning of time 05:15 - Indy's moustache evolution + Indy-isms 08:20 - Cot set up + babycare upselling + Dr's sales tactics 11:44 - Swaddle the baby + pink noise for sleep 15:23 - Babies and ladies are not logical things 17:11 - People are polarised on breastfeeding 18:20 - When do the pipes get replenished with milk? 20:15 - How d...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 147
00:00 - Haroon Seeing Indy In Action Mode 04:46 - The Podcast Wouldn't Be Here WITHOUT Haroon?! 07:45 - Dr & Haroon's First Impressions Of Indy.... 11:59 - How Haroon Made It Into The Asian Network 15:04 - Not Getting The Brown Career Stereotype Chat 16:40 - Being Naturally Talented At School 22:59 - Haroon's Day Job Is Escapism 26:55 - Is Haroon's Pace Sustainable? 30:14 - Family Commitments & Curveballs 35:33 - The Difficulty Of Relinquishing Control 38:56 - Breaking The Old School Des...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 146
00:00 - Peri-tamer the prequel 02:11 - IG analytics + algorithms + views + bots 06:28 - Dr reads and doesn't respond to comments + only talks about optimising 10:04 - Indy is being sassy + Indy bashing 12:00 - Kreepy Khaira + Swanj is not allowed a Twitter account + Shindy is not Seldom + Dr is NOT kind or dangerous 14:12 - Dark n Dangerous was a really good album 15:06 - Souvlaki in Greece + Oregano hunting 18:02 - Warning shot noise from Punjabi men + marije gal 19:58 - Indy is from Nottingham...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 145
00:00 - When you open my umbrella 01:56 - Babbu Maan being promiscuous 04:06 - Dr is a Dadda Daddy!!! 05:40 - How to announce a pregnancy? 07:53 - Welcome to the world EKM! 09:10 - Indy rips his jeans 09:55 - Punjabi names for children 12:46 - Having a child is NOT a given 15:17 - Optimising baby making 17:09 - Staying in Hukum 20:00 - Visiting Baba Budha Sahib Gurudwara 22:00 - Pregnancy Testing + A little bit positive 23:20 - How to tell your parents you're having a baby + reach out for suppor...
Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 144
00:00 - That guy Daman Bamrah sounds like a top guy 02:14 - Don't ask Daman for a tour of London 03:12 - My friends think I'm funny 04:35 - Coming off stage thinking you're Trevor Noah + falling flat 05:32 - Taking my dad to my comedy gig 06:47 - This joker is the president of Sikh Soc + Indy had his external affairs 09:54 - I can tell Dad, he won't slap me 11:49 - Daman's peak was in year 2 15:05 - Doing improv to cover a Sikh Soc talk 17:55 - When your wife-to-be spots you pretending to be an ...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 34 min
00:00 - O Fresh is in the UK for Nandos 01:48 - The UK is so expensive + the tube is CLEAN?! 04:00 - New York Rats can swim...! 04:54 - Rome existing in London + NYC is ODC Heaven 06:46 - This podcast is sponsored by BOLT + London Roads DO NOT make sense! 07:36 - The Champ is Here + Jadakiss + trying to burn a mixtape 10:59 - Flipping mixtapes at school + NFL and Fox Sports call 15:29 - 4.5 million YouTube streams! 16:51 - The T-Shirt Hustle + casually throwing a concert in Houston 18:36 - Love ...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 142
00:00 - Dr moaning in Indy's ear 02:05 - Fonts and captions on IG stories are important 04:50 - Dr does an Oscar speech + voicenotes 05:42 - Guess what is in Indy's head? 10:48 - Holiday planning + micro wins 12:21- Why can't you just enjoy the film?! 16:44 - Peeing during a Quentin Tarantino or Martin Scorsese film 18:00 - Braingasms + middle children from Doaba return 21:18 - Saturday morning Sexual Healing 24:12 - The risk of an iPod shuffle in the car 26:25 - MAFS UK: Brits are TURNING Desi!...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 24 min
00:00 - Indy is Michael Scott + Gymshark makes him look small 02:38 - Cloud 9000 merch makes Dr a happy cloud 04:50 - Indy is the brown Justin Timberlake 06:22 - Suction on water bottles + cleaning techniques 07:10 - Indy drives to NIA to watch S Club 09:40 - Meal Deal after concerts is the way forward 11:09 - One United warm-up act are out of sync + Indy plays Wordle 13:07 - Rachel Stevens is still hot + Tina Barrett BBL 16:15 - Jo O'Meara + Shilpa Poppadom 19:09 - We love Bradley McIntosh + Ju...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 140
00:00 - Who can hold the longest Jakara? 04:08 - Indy has been adopted by the Mavi family 08:50 - Email addresses when you are a teenager 10:40 - How do you set up passwords? 12:12 - Middle Child In Punjabi? 14:58 - Do you want to look like one parent? 18:06 - Jim Bean coffee flask 20:30 - People don't talk to each other in London 21:30 - Spot the Indy 26:18 - Dr With His Little Espresso Story 30:23 - Gym urinals are DISGUSTING! 33:07 - Goreya da kaam 35:37 - What defines a Gurdwara? 41:21 - Jot...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 21 min
00:00 - 7 Kilos of followers 04:50 - Indy vs his work rucksack 06:27 - Indy's bag Was STOLEN at a Diljit concert?! 11:08 - Cloakrooms are a money-making SCHEME 15:05 - Munya Chawawa pulls in the BIG mandem! 18:57 - Dr's half efficiency is better than full efficiency 22:05 - Desi air freshener - THOOF! (Indian Incense) 30:32 - Dr purges people's things 34:55 - Don't major in MINOR things! 37:21 - Peeing & needing to sleep... The Dilemma 42:40 - Your prostate expands when you get old? 44:30 - ...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 138
00:00 - Dr loves Katapa TV 02:30 - Eating the slaps 04:35 - Staunch looks from your wife 07:10 - When your wife tries to fix a toilet… Badly. 13:24 - DIY = do it yourself or get someone else to do it? 19:40 - “SOMEONE” drank Dr's drink 22:00 - What DIY should you be able to do yourself? 24:40 - Dr hates Penji Penji behaviour 27:05 - Indy won't give your kid money at the door 31:13 - Overstaying your welcome 36:06 - How do you do a Canadian accent in punjabi? 38:52 - What is Javai (son-in-law) pr...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 137
