224: Some Assembly Required, chapters 1 & 2

Some Assembly Required (A NeoSurrealist Forsaking a Habit for Lent)

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Chapter 1

What the Anti-Formalists Thought

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"You always do this to me. First, you bring up something offensive. Then, you tell me to stop you before you go too far. But how can I?"

Chapter 2

R.S.V.P.

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"Whether the goal is to become a member of the Christian Community, or the cat-killing community, or simply the campus community, there is a compelling degree of comfort to be found in membership."

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