just like your stepdad, but not

episode 13, long time no see! we have three riveting weeks to catch up on with even more weird quarantine dms to read. let our lispy voices we know you missed guide you through awkward encounters at guys apartments (navy blue sheets, he belongs to the streets), attempting to normalize relationship age gaps, and boys crying after kissing Claire. disclaimer: we are not and have never claimed to be good at math. listen in the car, listen on your segway. we don’t care as long as you’re listening!