CARLY AKA: SQUIRT FACE

Internet collie.

Yeah, welcome back to the podcast, Legends. This one being recorded in a lovely hotel room in Sydney. On the casting couch. On the casting couch that's in front of the bed that I'm assuming has had some work done to it on this trip. No, not yet. Not yet. No. Oh my god. I would feel weird. I'm not gonna lie, if I like

had been using this room a lot, I I wouldn't bring you in here. I'd feel weird about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it'd have weird juju. Yeah, I think so, definitely. Uh and by juju you mean jiz jis all over

Anyway, none of that. Uh we're here obviously because you've got your uh first shows in March since Adelaide. Yes. Yeah. Um we've done one show. You've got another one tonight. Look, dear listener, uh fan of the pod, of which there are some new numbers. Big jump in the numbers the last uh couple of weeks, which is great. You're on the Work Hates broadcast. Yeah, yeah, that was good fun. Welcome to any new people.

Yeah. Um for those that don't know, this is all about Carly Electric's life in the sex worker world. We go through a couple of her crazy DMs, hence the in my box. I was telling someone about the concept of the show the other day and they're like, Oh my god, it's a triple entendre wrapped in an enigma Yeah with so many meanings and I was like, Yeah, it's spread scratch, pretty

That's me. Yeah, that's you, man. Um, but yeah, we go through a couple of crazy stories and whatnot. And your show is very similar. You're starting to dip into the comedy realm. I am. In my box comedy show, but also in my box potty. Hmm. And in my box for a fee. And in my box for quite a bit of money. I like I do like how in your show you've been pointing out um to audience members that, you know Some of them uh Can't afford to see you in the other manner. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So they just come to my comedy shows. Which is fine. There's just a whole lot of like, you know, men sitting by themselves. Yeah. Yeah. I did like that someone hit well, actually two people hit you up in the show last night. One through a suggestion box. Yeah. About whether you were available for an outcall or something. Oh, it was the same guy.

Was it? Surely. You reckon? Yeah. Cause he kinda referenced it on the case. Yeah, I've actually not had I've actually not had somebody pres proposition me or try and You know, solicit me generally. Which is illegal. Wait, am I soliciting them or are they soliciting me? No one's soliciting anyone. We don't want to get arrested.

But um but it's the first time that somebody was like, Oh hey, like can I book you after the show? And I was like okay It's all part of the ecosystem of the marketing strategy. I know, the marketing's working. This is the thing, these people are out here, they're doing podcasts trying to sell ads. No. You do the podcasts to sell the sex and you do the live shows to sell the sex, you do the posts online to sell the sex, everything is linked to selling the sex. I'm starting to question how I may.

Yeah. I don't make any money off that. But Lies. Uh but it's yeah, it's exciting. You're back on back doing the show again, leading up to the big show, which is in the Gold Coast. Not on sale yet, I don't think. Uh no, it is actually on sale at the moment. Yeah. It's at um Belly Town Tavin. Okay. Bellytown Tav. Bellytown Tav. Yeah.

near the highway. Near the M1. Yeah. There you go. Look, it's actually really nice there now. It used to be a complete dive, but they gave it a good reno, so I don't mind. I don't mind going there. But yeah, that's kind of my big show. Um but I'm about to do twelve days straight.

Um at Melbourne Fringe. So I'll be a professional after that. Look at that. Lots to do. And there's gonna be some other guests on the show. Brady Blake who's gonna be doing my role in the show, which is great. I think that's gonna be a Absolutely. He's a riot. He's so fun. You can get all your tickets to the shows in the uh show notes if you want to check it out. But since we're on the road, let's talk.

You know, we're talking about stand up tour. Let's talk about the lay down tour. Yes. You've been you've been busy again. Yeah, I've been I've been pretty busy. I've been nonstop. Touring. Um I've actually been uh here than er and everywhere. I've been places that I haven't been to before. Went to Townsville. How do you go about going to a place that you've never been to before in terms of Like primo Okay. So this is actually a little bit sneaky. And I put up date.

for um say I I think I was flying to Townsville on like the Thursday or something. So from Monday onwards before the Thursday, I said that I was already in Townsville. So for three days, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I said that I had all my socials and everything saying that I was in Townsville. All my escort pages said that I was there. So then of course I was getting inquiries to my phone. And that for me was to see A, if I get any inquiries.

and B, if they're actually real they're not just time wasters and I can actually push them into the dates that I'm actually there. And so I just said to the guys, like when they'd inquire, I'd be like, look Gonna be honest with you, this is a little bit cheeky. I'm not actually in Townsville right now. I'm just gauging if I n should go there because I've never been there before and I don't wanna waste my money by going there and then no one booked.

I got really good inquiries at the start of the week and so I was trying to push them into Thursday when I arrived. Um, I managed to push two guys into Thursday. I'm like, Okay, cool. Well look, I'm gonna inquiry. So if I go, I'm probably gonna pick up work. I've got those two guys booked in. Perfect. I'll go. So I arrived in Townsville, first of all. A lot prettier than what I thought it was gonna be. Yeah, but I'm a cans guy. I'll I'm gonna go. Turn yeah, okay.

Um and so thought you know, I I was like, Oh, staying in a really nice place, like this is great, I got two bookings. The booking's cancelled. Fuck off. Nah. Had the deposit though? Yeah, but like the deposit, you know, that's a four that's four hundred dollars. That was just like my flight there. Um and so yeah, I was kinda like

Fuck. I did end up seeing one guy. Um but then another lovely gentleman just on the spur of the moment booked me and I just said, like, God, I'm here for one more, one more day. And I just My phone's dead now. Like, I'm not gonna cover my costs. It's actually like a bit of a shit trip for me. Um, and he was like, Oh, okay, well

Let's hang out tomorrow. And I was like, really? And he was like, Yeah, well, like, how about I book you for 12 hours tomorrow? And I was like, Yeah yes. Yes, sir. Please sir. Yes, yes. Please. Please book me for twelve hours. Oh, I'm just a humble sex worker. In North Queensland. Yeah, so, and that ended up being so wholesome and lovely. I've never been to Townsville before, so he played tour guide.

I went to the wildlife park. I went to a couple of the top of a couple of mountains so I could like see the side. Whatever it is, castle or whatever. Anyway, so I ended up having a really lovely time and then then yeah, day after that I left. Okay. However, I did miss out a part of the story. So I spent twelve hours with this guy and like he's so he was so lovely. Like it was such a wholesome

12 hours with him. Get to the very end. And I don't know. Okay, so I'm not a good flyer. Like I'm not good with motion sickness. I'm actually terrible with it. I have to have travel sickness. medications like if I know that I'm gonna go driving through mountains, I have to have Meds very much. Like ginger tablets and stuff like that. No, they're slightly more. Oh, they're over the counter. A bit more than ginger tablets, right? Anyway, so I I don't know what happened with this guy.

I'd been feeling fine all day and this is the first time in my whole life this has ever happened but Like, we're getting freaky. I'm on top. I'm doing a lot of bouncing, right? Like going like going for it. Really putting in the effort. And it got to a point where I instantly turned green and just felt so faint and instant motion sickness. Like I didn't have my seat leg.

Really? And I just I don't know what happened, but I just kind of abruptly stopped. And he just looked at me and he's like, Are you all right? You don't look good. And I was like, I think I've given myself motion sickness. What the f is this a thing that happens? I've never heard of it. I've never and I could not and I just tried being like, no no, I'll be I'll be fine. I just need a minute, I'll be fine. Like I'll get it like surely this this is fine.

I have sex like this all the time. Like this is silly. I'll be fine. You try to wait for a minute. Just yeah, just waited a minute. I was like, no, no, no, okay, like get back to it. And then I'm like going for it. And literally like maybe 30 seconds later, I was like, oh, I I need to get a drink. And I had to get up. I'm sculling water. And I it's not like I'd had like two wines. Like I'd had two wines earlier on in the evening with dinner. And

I was green. Like I had greened out so hard. I then actually couldn't move at all. Like I had to lay down on the bed and I was sweating. And I was like, I am so motion sick. Everything was moving. And I just said to him, I'm like, I am so sorry. Anyway, the night kind of ended. Like it was the it was the end of time anyway. Like I'd gone over a little bit because I felt bad that

I was feeling sick. But I also thought, like, this is gonna clear up. Like, I'll come good. I'll come good. Then after a little bit, it's like hitting midnight and he's like, Look, I'm I'm just gonna go. I think that like you just need to go to sleep. Anyway, as soon as he walked out the door, I vomited. Oh God. Motion sick. Like literal motion sickness. I

Too much motion in the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sea legs, yeah, yeah. I've never heard of that before. Yeah, to like th get yourself sick due to rooting too hard. Just too much bouncing. I wanna yeah. I know. You're gonna have to start taking some ginger tablets now, mate. I can't believe that happened and I swore like it better not happen again.

I felt so bad. I felt so bad.'Cause like you just look I don't wanna look unprofessional. I want somebody to like leave spending time with me being like, That was the best time ever. That was incredible. Would love to see her again. Not oh, you know, I don't wanna leave the bad. Um She's got real bad vertigo when she's on top. That is so weird. That's so weird. That's kind of that's funny that like you were the reason a booking was weird.

Yeah, I try not to be that person. Yeah, like the other reason there. I don't want to be that guy.'Cause a lot of time it's the uh the guy with some interesting requests and bit of mucking around, silly buggers, but this time it was you. Yeah. Sometimes it's your fault. You know? No. Sometimes you die the hero or you live long enough to become a villain, as they say. I think I'm the villain. I think I'm the villain of Townsville now. Yeah, so I don't I just don't know if I'll go back now. Like

I'm not sure. I can't rely on this. I can't. Yeah, it is a bit rough like so many I get what's like kind of a minimum um amount of bookings you would usually need to go to a town? Two solid like two solid bookings. Say one PSC, one GFE, that's like seventeen hundred. That's all of my expenses covered. That's like you know, flights, hotel, um So you basically work on a whatever you need uh e everyone above every client above two Mm-hmm.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. But you have been busy. Yeah, I've been really busy. Yeah. So that's the thing. You've had your two weeks off. You know what's funny, actually? Um, I wanted to bring this up on the pod. My mate has been in the dating world and a fella um sent her a dick picture. Okay. Um and she unsolicited or did she ask for it? Unsol Uh I think I think the story is is that they had hooked up and

Right. And then it was like just a a flirtatious text. So like unsolicited in the sense that yeah, okay, you didn't ask for it. Yeah. I think if you're kind of seeing somebody and dating you can she actually no, I think it was asked for because she was talking about How big it was.

I'm telling someone how big this dick is. Can you send that through? Can you send that through to me? Which must be nice. Um, I've just messaged them the most horrific page to see if we can get it to say oh my gosh, she sent it. It's all right. I just sent her a message for me, like send me that dick and she just sent it to me immediately. Uh and it's fucking hell. It's a it's you're gonna make me see it, okay? Okay, consent. Okay, okay, yeah.

Because I was telling her um about how you were saying oh you've just been getting all the big dicks lately. And she was like sympathetic. She was like, it's fucked because I had sex with this guy. Yeah. This dick was so big. She's like, I honestly wasn't walking. The next day. Yes. Like it was so it was such a big job. And apparently she had to be like, I can't keep Oh no, so she's not gonna keep on going there. Oh, I don't know, but like the the in the action or whatever.

Um so I was like, Oh, if if you want, send it to me, I'll see if Carly's willing to see how this compares to what you've done. See if Carly's willing to have a go. So I don't know where this sits in distribution or whatever. Okay. Okay. This this was what was said. Oh, say nah, I don't like see I don't I don't that's not what that's not girthy. Now I'm delighted. That is skinny and long. That's a whole different ball game. Yeah. Like big g you know.

Fat. Big birth, big girt girthy girthy ones. Um are very different to long skinny. That is long skinny. That's like AT's finger. That is painful. So far at home. That's not like that's It's kind of like when they're long and skinny, they are missing the sides and just smashing your cervix. Yeah, right. So you're missing a lot of feeling and a lot of pressure. Okay. Down the corridor, right? How does a guy with that

Would you come in at an angle or something? And well no, they can't help it because when You know, they they want to feel everything. So of course they try and like push in as much as they can, but then you're just getting smashed in your cervix and you're like every time they're going in you're like, uh that that's not I would not. Was that what you were encountering? No, I've been getting like girthy boys.

Oh right. Okay. The big whiff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean sh yeah,'cause she was she was sympathetic saying that, you know, like it that would be she was like, Fuck, that would be a a nature of the gig. Yeah. Needing to take some time off. Yeah. But but this this past couple of weeks.

How's how's work been? It has been a bit It's been a bit weird. Okay, I'd have to say I don't know what's going on at the moment. I feel like when we started podcasting together, which was over a year ago, um, things were a little bit Different for me. I feel like there's a shift. And as I've become more known, I'm doing less and less companionship booking.

Okay. I remember when I first met you, I was like, Oh yeah, fifty percent of my bookings are non sexual. And like that's what I had been saying forever. Whereas I don't know what's happened, but Everybody wants to have sex with me. Oh, must be nice. I'm not getting I'm not getting the like companion bookings anymore. It's like People are stoked to be having sex with Carly Electric. Like no one is missing out on doing it. Everybody's getting in there.

and doing it and I think it's because my name has grown. There's actually a porn star that I know in Australia and she also does escorting on the side. But she's primarily like she's all over Pornhub. She's really quite famous. And she said that her escorting she's just being booked by guys who just

really wanna fuck her. Like really, really they just wanna say that they've been able to have sex with her. And so she's like copying it in every single booking and she's this like, ah, I'm finding it hard sometimes because everybody is trying to smash me. And I don't know I don't and I was kinda like, Oh wow, yeah, wow, I'm I'm not there. Like however, I'm getting there. I feel like nobody just wants to like hang out with me anymore for a companionship booking. Yeah, and that so

Because for those that aren't long term listeners to the old pod and this pod, you've got G F E, girlfriend experience, and then you've got P S E. S E, pawn starks. Yeah. Um GFE still sex, mm-hmm, but like a central Yeah, but uh y you know, so much of what I used to do used to be fifty fifty. Yeah, the GFE was a lot of intimacy, cuddling, kissing, um, say a bit of foreplay or whatever, but didn't necessarily end in intercourse.

Okay. Yeah. And so that's not it anymore. Yeah, right. Yeah. Well that's a shame. I don't know. I have to work harder. You have to w Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I suppose you yeah, yeah I suppose. I'm working the hardest I've ever worked. Yeah. Okay. I mean you you're working yourself to six before, fifty percent of the time, I didn't know to do very much, okay, Shad?

And now I'm doing all the things all the time. And it is It's vigorous. It's hard work. It's quite yeah, I'm making myself fucking motion sick.

Do you know what? I um actually just like the other week, I I don't know what the fuck happened. Like, I don't know. The guy, guy's dick bending in different directions definitely give me a different experience. So if your dick bends in a certain way, it's gonna like go in and hurt uh hurt, hit a different spot to if

The dick bends are completely different way. So sensations are all different in the all different directions that they are. And I don't know what was up. I think he was very curved, but like Like an L shoe. Like a it just really candy cane. Yes, it kinda yes, it kinda looked like a candy cane. It kinda yeah. Yes. Had a crazy bend to it. And I don't know what I don't know what happened. I wasn't even thinking. Like

I was just going with the flow like what I usually do. And you know, GFE's meant to be slightly more tame and, you know, a bit more sensual and slower and Anyway, we're having sex and he pulls out just to I don't know. I think he wanted to move into a different position. Anyway, he pulled out and I squirted. So hard that it actually got me straight in the eyes. I blinded myself. You squirt you squirted yourself?

How did you manage that? I don't know, okay? I don't know. But as soon as he pulled out, I it was like somebody threw a bucket of water in my face. I actually had pulls. I actually had pulls in my eyes and I couldn't open my eyes and I'm like, get a tow! Get a gel. I actually could not open my eyes at all. I was on my back. Okay, right. Still I just my whole face and I was like, what?

The fuck just happened. I don't and I'm apologizing to him because I'm sorry, but that's a whole fucking other service that like for for me to squat in a booking, that's like fourteen hundred bucks. And like just To make yourself do it. Well, no, if somebody wants to experience me squatting in a booking, that's fourteen hundred, like straight up. Okay. Right? And so I, you know, essentially Yes. Just because you had that band.

Yes. And I I actually apologized to him because the thing is, not everybody wants to experience that. Yeah. You know, and so I had to say to him, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like that was a lot. Um and I had to like apologize and like turn it back. I it shocked Right. Think he was just like, whoa, I've never seen that happen before. He was like, Oh, whoa, that was nuts. I have no idea whether he that was a good experience for me. Did you wrap up the booking after that?

Um no, I think we continued on and I really tried to fucking pull my shit together. Yeah, I was like I did have a little like I did have a little word to myself, like Carly, like like just rain brain this fucking in. Right. Honestly. And so yeah, I had to like trying get it all out of my eyes and I'm like my lashes like anyway. Oh my gosh. What is like that is crazy. It's actually just

I can't say, yeah. That's a a fascinating I could I think I think one of the first times I've ever heard that happening. To squirt yourself in the face. is a uh an impressive feat. I probably couldn't I could do you know what? I actually um there was this guy that I was dating and he was pissing me off a little bit. He was like getting really annoying. But like also becoming quite bossy and really demanding of me. And so I actually made him come in his own face.

That's pretty funny. Yeah. I was like I just pointed it at him. Yes. That's very funny. I got it straight in his mouth and he was I was like, Oh, we're breaking up after this. I cannot keep dating a car meter. So mad you. He was so mad. He was actually just like, why did you just do that? I was like, oh my god, my hand just slipped Fuck it hair. That's what you get. That's what you get when you're mean to me. Oh my

But if you're really nice, she'll do it to herself. That's crazy. I know. I know. Oh my god, I glad I like Glad I didn't give myself like, I don't know, pink eye or something. Yeah, I think that's a different type of body fluid that causes that kind of situation, mate. Fair. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's still out of a you know Did you say you charge more for so that falls into the category of things you charge more for? Yeah. Is that?

Yeah. And then but is that in the Porn Star experience? N um, it's in my the one up from Porn Star. Fuck's that? Um, I've got two different porn star packages. So there's just like the normal porn star, which is just the harder and faster version, more um um positions and you know, everything's just harder and faster. Um, you know, Spanish is included in that one. Spanish again. Spanish is um We really need to do a glossary or something. Dick between the boobs.

Oh I don't know why the I don't know why. Spanish like that. Yeah, supposedly. I would have think that would be like American because it'd be like a hot dog, you know, it's like they're the buns. Um the hot dog didn't have anything. No, see the thing with doing a spa Yeah, but they

It's like a choriza. Yeah, a little yeah. Chipulata. Chipolata in the Spanish. Chipolata in there. Yeah, but like you've got to be pretty like you've got to be pretty decent size to actually make that happen successfully, otherwise it's a bit weird.

Doesn't happen with small dicks. It's just kind of punching my it's yeah, it'd be pork sauce pork sword. Porksword. Porks. Okay, try okay. Favourite names for dicks. Go. Porksword's pretty funny. That's a very funny. Doodle I think is should be at the top of the list. Doodle's so funny. Doodle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't mind it. Um, I'm trying to think. Willie, of course. Dirk. Willie's fun. Willie's a funny name. Yeah. Um, all right, funny names. Let's see, for

Oh w we're getting one from the side of the road. One eyed um custard chucker. A custard chucker. Oh my god. Fuck is that? A custard chucker? One eyed custard chucker is crazy. Um okay. 1000 hilarious ways to say penis, or I was crap. What? Okay, we could come up with like five. Jesus. Oh my god, actually this one's this is there's this one's from a g um from Gay Bros on Reddit.

Your favorite Reddit thread that you've got? I'm a subscriber. Yeah, subscribe to. Funniest names for penises. What are the funniest names you've heard for a penis? Personally, I've come up with Mr. Pooper Pooper. Mr. Purba Burpa and Tinkle Paper. Boop boo boop uh boop boop boop. Um in the UK they call it a Todger. Oh yeah. As your Todger. Uh Tallywacker, someone said it. A beef bayonet. Oh god. What the fuck? A shrinky dink. Yep. Okay. What do you think about that? Okay, yeah. Uh Mr. Sniffles.

Oh, vomit rod. Yeah. Fuck it. Men coming up with these names is just fucked. Woody wormpecker? Woody Woodpecker, yeah. Oh woo. Have you ever had a client name their penis? Like when you've like come in and like I think that I would vomit a little bit in their mouth. Like nothing is a bigger ick than somebody who uses terminology like that for Well, someone comes in and goes, I would love for you to go down on my musky man candy

Oh, I would have like a visceral like I would be like oh what about bony macaroni? That's that, that's the the That's the one that you showed me. That's a bony macaroni? Yeah. Bony macaroni. Bony macaroni. Um spring-loaded nose slapper. Okay. What the f- What the fuck is that? Um a Twinkie? That's pretty fun. Filled with cream. There's a those are po I tell you what, that's great. The mac b bony macaroni I think.

Uh you gonna write that one down? So cr yeah, I'm I'm just adding it to my list. They're so so cringe worthy. Yeah, that's good stuff though. ET's finger though, I just said that on the podcast. Yeah, you did. There you go, that's pretty good. What about the fuck slug? Ha ha I feel like that slag ain't getting hard. No way dude. No, no, no, no, no. Um this is a take on chitty chitty bang bang. Okay. Um they've called it grunty grunty thrust thrust. What the f

Uh dudes have way too much spare time. The hairy banjo. I'm only at the two hundreds right now. Fuck okay, go to it go to a thousand. Is it a thousand? It's one thousand. What what number? Give me a number and I'll tell you what it is. A thousand. Right, one thousand It's probably gonna be so shit. Number one thousand to finish it off is just penis. Shit, of course it is. What's what

Nun nun Oh this one's nice. Uh this guy calls it the littlest gentleman. Oh that's very oh nice. Oh do you do? That's off to use it. I'll tell you what, that'd be great for in my box. Uh send Carly uh or comment on the Spotify action'cause that'd be really funny to see.

Yeah, don't send Carly, no do not pick. Oh, thank you. Yes. Yes. So then I can block you. Yeah. Maybe put it on um put put your funniest name for a penis in the comments on Spotify. Yeah, Spotify. I would think that would be really fun. to uh to have a little read of and maybe we'll maybe we'll read one out next week. Yeah. If we see one on there, we'll read out some of our favourite

Do you know what? I've got another story. So I actually um you know, we were talking earlier about how kind of everything feeds into back into my, you know, sex work and and getting bookings and all of the podcasts, social media, OnlyFans. And then the buttons. Coming in a show, yeah. Horse racing even. Yeah. All just funnels. I feel like horse racing sits on the outside of everything you do. That seems like the real out outlier of

It doesn't really funnel into sex work, sure. Yep. No. Oh, you have no idea. No, it definitely does. Yeah, yeah. Come on, I'm known as the Only sex worker in the horse racing industry. That is my title. Really? Yes. That is my title. You should get a sex worker syndicate. Um, I've actually thought about it. That's what Mark Latham wanted to do. Yeah. We should do that without him though,'cause he's a dog. Yeah. But we we And he got no money. And we call it um it's called only

Your only fan. And coming up the ring now is only fan, only fan on the outside. I actually think that there is one called OnlyFans. Well we'll actually we'll name it one of these penis names. We'll call it the littlest gentleman. Well, I actually had something really surprising. So I had a couple's booking just a couple of days ago. Oh, they were so lovely. One of the best like couples bookings that I've had.

And I say that about all my couples bookings just that way. I fucking love them. And they are. They give me life. They're so fun. Anyway. I always say, like I always do my market research and I say to every single client, where did you find me? Just to know what's working. Like it's the best bit of market research that I can do for myself. And He said to me, We found you from the Japanese hitchhikers. Video.

Remember that Japanese guy who was travelling around Australia hitchhiking? The guy with like green in his hair and green everything, wore all green and was hitchhiking. And you took him on a boat? I took him from Brisbane down to the Gold Coast and he actually stayed at mine and I took him out

to some bars and got him drunk and anyway, um he was on like the Today Show, fucking sunrise. He was in on every radio station around the country. He was getting like really big press and a lot of people following him and yeah, this couple on the Gold Coast actually found me through his page. They're like, Oh yeah, we saw that you picked him up and so then we had a look at your page and we were like, Oh wow, she's

Escort. They saw this guy travelling around and how he had a funny moment with you. Because you don't talk about being a sex worker in any of the videos you did with him. It was just No, no, no, no, no. And they went, This chick's hot. Let's like classic face like Instagram store kinda scenario. Yeah, and then they started following the sex worker and then from there. Yeah. I can just picture that.

She good looking. What'd she get up to? And then they see all of your your front page and they look at each other and go, Should we? Yeah. And so Would the littlest gentleman like to go and visit? Yes. And so they did. Isn't that a w wild it just shows? A real out of nowhere. Uh marketing. I fucking love that I love that so much. That is one of the most random That is nuts. There you go. It can happen anywhere. Anywhere. Find me anywhere. See, I just gotta get it out to the masses. That's what

Yeah. Yeah, I've got to pick up my I don't know. He seemed like a very uh honestly first hitchhik hiker I've ever picked up ever. Usually I drive past Going like, oh, good luck, weirdo. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That was like um when we were traveling through Western Australia doing shows the other week. We saw a just like we was like an hour out of town and there was just a girl running just on a run in fit gear.

But not like in a marathon like got gels and shit, just in a normal active wear, like the same kit you see a a woman walking down the street doing the afternoon walk-in. Yeah, right. And I looked at Hammer and I was like She was running away from the direction we were, like a jog. And I was going, Where the fuck is she going? It's like So she just sleeps on a three in the afternoon. No, there's not like we drove there was nothing.

There had to be n we would know when she's just gone for a hundred and fifty K. This lady must be halfway through. We're like forty K's out of town. She must be doing a marathon

But then she'd been doing a double marathon because you've got to run back. And there's no phone reception. I was like this lady this bitch is crazy. Fuck that. Yeah, no, I would I would not. I don't know why. Yeah, I filmed the moment because I was like it This woman goes missing and they go the our car was seen, I want it documented that we had nothing to do with

Instantly makes you look creepy and weird that you filmed. No, I filmed us. Talking about why there are people running out on the road this far off. Right. Okay. Not sus at all. News alert. Are these people okay? I said it on stage too, in because it was in it was out of Geraldon, I think. Mm-hmm. And I told them and they were all just like, Oh yeah, yeah. Like heaps were just going running.

Like I'm like, that's f my I wouldn't do that.'Cause mine I'd get lost. I think I'd just get lost. And secondly, I only run away from things. Yeah. Well you don't run at all. Just away from my presence.

Um all right, well look we better wrap up the bloody podcast. You've got a show to get to tonight and I've got some I've got some footy to watch, so Uh, you know the deal, guys. Follow this the podcast, like, subscribe, comment on the Spotify uh page, and let us know your funny little uh nickname for a Yeah, slide into my DMs. My DMs are always open.

Do you know what? We didn't read out my DMs. Or do you want to do one before we go? Yeah. Just like a little quick this was actually the theme of the podcast. Okay, so I ha I just had a random message. Hi Carly, you are still hot and shining. I believe you can make every man mad. Let me take your hands and hug. I mean, was this just the glaze you this is just the glaze yourself? That's why you wanted to the end of that. You are still hot. That implies that you are still hot.

And shine. Like, hey, it's quite surprising that you're still attractive. That's crazy. Still look good. Yeah. I can b I can believe you make every man mad. Like I think that's mad'cause of how hot you are. Like insane. Like what you've done in Kali They date me and then I'd make them crazy. Yeah, you've crowbarred in The in my box should we refer to one of my text messages this week or DMs purely so that you could read how someone complimented you? That's what you've done.

Hey, I could put a lot better compliments in there than that. Anyway, welcome to my DMs. What a place. I like this DM that you did put into our little shared document where someone wrote at ten forty PM Do you mind sending me a topless selfie to confirm your breast size? Yeah, because from the picture they're gonna be like, Mm.

Yes, definitely a twelve E. Yes, that looks correct. I'm not booking anyone below an E. Yes, definitely looks correct, okay. Uh one from the side, please. Can you just turn the other way? Yeah. Can I get some perspective? Can you get today's paper and put that next to the channel? What like in what world does he think that that's gonna work? I wonder how many times that's worked,'cause your reply was nice try, I'll give you ten out of ten for that. It was very creative.

Very it was very professional and very creative, rather than just like showish your tits like normal. Maybe it sends you one and he's like, Hi, I'm doing free skin cancer checks. Yes. Um if you just wanna send me a picture of your breast so I can identify.

It's good stuff. Oh, you can slide into my DMs too. I'm at Carly Electric All One Word on Instagram. Come and find me. Or I'm on X. If you've got one of those like fake anonymous accounts that everybody seems to have, you can find me on there, Carly underscore Electric. There you go. I'm on the road. Uh shows in North Queensland, Townsville, Innesfell, Cans all on sale, Sunshine Coast as well.

He's getting around more than me. Mwillenbar and Newcastle. These are stand-up comedy shows for How I Almost Killed a Guy. They are not lay down tours. I will be standing. Yeah. Anyway, we gotta get out of here.