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BONUS: THE SERVICE LIST

Dec 11, 202538 minSeason 1Ep. 24
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Summary

Carly Electric discusses her recent Australian Adult Industry Awards wins, then dives into the intricacies of her sex work service list, highlighting legal limitations and personal boundaries. She shares unusual and sometimes disturbing client requests, from bestiality and sleep filming to acts of service and pegging, emphasizing the emotional toll certain encounters take. The episode concludes with Carly detailing her significant role as an educator for clients, particularly regarding condom use and sexual technique.

Episode description

What's on the menu? The service list is where you find all the things a SW can do for you. In this bonus ep, we look back at the Girlfriend for Hire Podcast to go through service lists and what some of these items mean. Plus some very handy advice from Carly that will require some homework.

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Carly's Recent Industry Awards

Hi, you're back with Holly Electric. Girlfriend Faj. In today's episode All of that, I do need to shout out to myself, give myself a little self. High five. Because I did take out a couple of awards at the Australian Adult Industry Awards the other week. Very exciting. My very first time winning anything. I've literally never won anything before. So this is

Really quite amazing, but I did win best touring escort in Australia. Yes, it just means I get on a lot of planes, touch a lot of penis. Also, I got best entrepreneur. I also got Uh, what else did I get? I I was drinking my way through this to try and just like get to the end of the awards. I did also get best female industry leader. So

I'm still not sure what that one actually mean. There's a lot of awards and look, I'm very humbled to win anything because I honestly didn't think I was going to. I actually during one of them was taking a selfie with another worker and they called my name and the shock on my face as they called my name, uh yeah, just

really didn't exp or anticipate it. The other thing is, I think I need a speech writer. I had to give speeches with all three of these awards that I got and I was not prepared, doing it on the fly. Oh wait, what's who do you think in this speech. Like you know what I mean? We've seen awards people like I'd like to, you know, thank God, I like my family. Like is that what you're doing up there? Well, no, because I'm obviously not gonna thank them for that. Uh look, there were some really creative

Really creative speeches. I'm quite good, especially if I'm a couple of wines deep, which there were just wine bottles all over the table. Once I'm a few wines deep, I feel like the comedy just flows. And the thing is, I kind of wish that I'd taken more time to say something a little bit more serious because I just allowed myself. sixty seconds to be as funny as I could on stage, which I mean I could hear everybody laughing and cheering. So

that's good, I guess, in a room full of my peers that I've never met before. So at least everybody was engaged. But what the hell did I say? I've watched back videos and uh, you know, I'm talking about being you know, I got the award for the touring escort and I'm i talking about on stage being in my trackies constantly in the virgin lounge downing all of their free alcohol. That was part of my speech. So look, I probably need a speech writer. But very still humbled and very appreciative.

To win awards which um, you know, were voted by by the public. So that, you know, it does mean a lot to me. No, I heard you were sharing a table with um some of the big names of a of Australian radio. If you will. Yeah, so seated next to me was the one and only David Hughes, Hughesy, and also uh Ash Williams. So really look. Quite an interesting time. Husie uh presented the award for best BJ in Australia. And uh so yeah, look, Husy added his own element of

Just entertainment to the night, that's for sure. They were a little bit bewildered at times. but uh kind of like deer deers in the headlights a little bit, but they had a r really great time and asked me a lot of questions and trying to wrap their head around things that were going on. But no, it was good. It was good. Look, I just, you know, uh my go to is comedy. Everything else is secondary. So

If I didn't have a personality, I don't think I would be this popular inside of the industry. And I was trying to explain that to um, you know, Husie and and Ash about The fact that you can be funny in this industry and you can be a comedian and you can have personality and your personality will get you really far because, you know, um I'm a little bit of an oil painting, but I'm no you know, Monet. Alright, well congratulations on your award.

Bit disappointing you didn't get best BJ. I know that would have really hurt you. Look, I wasn't up for it. People even sent me messages being like, I can't believe I can't vote for you in this, so uh speaking of BJs, this episode is

Navigating Service Lists and Kinks

all about the services you provide, Carly. Um when people book you Uh what happened? Do you know what, there's people out there, there's sex workers out there for everyone. If you are trying to find something really specific. specific that you're into or want to try, you're gonna be able to find a sex worker who caters for that. The thing is it's a little bit hid and miss because some laws in some states

state that I'm not allowed to advertise what my services actually are. So currently in Queensland I'm not allowed to have up on my website what my services are. So men who inquire with me are kind of coming in blind. They're just fingers crossed hoping that I provide Greek anal or w whatever whatever thing that they're into. So did you say Greek anal? Yeah. What's that? Greek anal is just anal. But it's called Greek anal. Why?'Cause they does every country have their own style?

Primarily, yeah. Every country is known for a different type of anal. Type no, not type of anal, but a different style of sex. So Spanish. is the dick between boobs. So fucking boobs essentially. Okay, that's called Spanish. Greek is anal because it's just through generations of Greek men that anal is primarily their go to. Anyway, I could like list who knows what it Ozzy's like Aussie. Oh look, it would just be No affection, no communication.

Bit of a starfish, but also no noise whatsoever. No noise coming from the man. That would be Australian. Anyway, we could be here forever talking about this. So when guys come to me, they

Carly's Provided Services and Boundaries

If they know what they're after, generally they'll say, Can I see your service list? I'll then send it through to them. And that service list is made up with what I provide in my girlfriend experience, which is a lot of It can be a lot of deep French kissing, uh oral sex in missionary or the other one where I'm on my back. What's that even called?

I don't even know. Missionary and then on your back, aren't they both on your back? Uh isn't mate, you're the professional. I don't know. Anyway, I feel like I've just completely exposed myself for having just no idea what I'm doing. Anyway, I've won awards. Anyway, uh I am good at what I do. So, you know, and then I'll have my um what I call king treatment, porn star experience. And in that list it's, you know, a lot more varied. I'll do things like face sitting or

Um, they can be a lot rougher. They can be spanking, choking You know, it so that list kind of lets guys know what what they can book. A guy might have something really specific that he's after that I don't provide, which is say Greek anal, which is probably the most the most popular. I just let him know that I don't provide it and he says, perfect, thank you, and moves on to the next girl to inquire if she provides that.

It's a bit of a dance back and forth, trying to f get out of the guy what he's exactly after, and then seeing if I'm able to provide that and if that's within my boundaries. Generally, if it's not in my list, I don't provide it. I don't like doing anything out of my realm that I'm not comfortable with or don't do in my own personal life. If I don't do it in my personal life, I struggled to do it in my work life. For me, it's authenticity.

I need to be able to be feeling it, to be into it, and to give the best that I can to someone. If I'm doing something that makes me feel uncomfortable or I don't like or it hurts or I'm not into it or I think it's weird. then I feel like I'm not providing them a very good service. They might as well go to somebody else who can confidently provide those things and give a 10 out of 10 service.

Understanding Unacceptable Service Requests

So that's why service lists are so important. But of course, men are very fascinating creatures. Very fascinating. And often what I provide and what they are into Do not align. Uh can I ask this quick question? Yes. Is there anything that is reserved purely for your personal life that is not on the service list? Love. That's play oh that's beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?

She's so proud of that age. Yeah. Yeah. But ev uh like anything anything else. Right. Anything. See the thing is that guys think that because I'm a sex worker, anything can be bought. That they can offer any amount of money and even if it's not in my list and I don't offer it, well then, okay, well, I'll just give you an extra two hundred dollars. Will you do whatever for two hundred dollars? And maybe there are women out there who will just

do those things and that's totally fine. It's all really dependent on what the sex worker is open to doing and and how they sit with their boundaries. For me, I'm quite rigid There's not a lot of movement for my boundaries. That just works for me. That keeps my mental health good. It gives me longevity in this industry. So there Are times where I will get offered an insane amount of money. Somebody will waive 5K, 10K, just because they want to, say, do Greek anal, or they want to

Oh, who n oh God, it can get so weird sometimes. Uh uh they want me to vomit on them. Like it's just things that I am not going to I I need to be able to sleep at the end of the night. Like I need to go to bed and feel good about myself and and sleep. And money doesn't bring me that. My safety, my health and sticking within my boundaries make me sleep well at night. Uh so yeah, the list of things that I get asked to do.

I find so entertaining. Like I I love it. I love reading it. And then I'm like, what the hell is this? And yeah, unfortunately I should pro oh God, maybe I wish I could be a person who pushed myself to maybe try some weird shit, but at the end of the day I j I just don't. I don't.

Disturbing Bestiality Requests

So I've written you a little bit of a list that we can go through of things that I've been asked to do, which definitely are a little bit more left of center. Top of the list, bestia. Yeah. At least once a month I'll receive an email from somebody. And straight away. So it comes from an email address. Like they've obviously just set a burner account and their encrypted emails. And as soon as I see that they've got this encrypted email address, I just know what's coming. It'll be something like

Hey Carly, found your profile. I live in the north side of Brisbane. I have a really beautiful four-year-old dog that I would love for you to come and meet. And You just know that it's about the the dog. And the dog is always looks like it's on Roids. Like it has muscles coming out of like every part of it. And it is terrify. Absolutely terrifying. The thing is that this is highly illegal.

It's not like a weird kink that people are into and even though, you know, we try not to yuck people's yums. We can yuck this one. It it's it's so illegal. Um if the um RSPCA cottoned onto them, these animals would be removed and they'd never be allowed to own dogs ever again. It's it's a criminal offense.

The Danger of Sleep Filming

A fascinating thing to read on this list. Sleep filming. Yeah, so pretty early on in my sex work career When I didn't have boundaries put in place of what I like and don't like, I kind of toyed with a lot of different ideas that people would come to me with. I'd be like, Okay, can I do this? Can I get paid six hundred dollars to do this for an hour? I'm not sure. I then worked out pretty quickly that I'm not into any of these things.

Right. Okay, so I did get requested by a guy. He wanted to give me a thousand dollars an hour. And at that point, I was only making four hundred dollars an hour because I was still quite new to the industry. So a thousand dollars, I was like Holy shit, that's a lot of money. Maybe I could do this. So I spoke to him more about it, and I thought that he just wanted to wait for me to fall asleep. and record me, but then I came to find out that he actually wanted to sedate me, so I was unconscious.

And then film me and then let me naturally wake up and leave. And Really gave me some nightmares. That's a that's a scary one. Not only are you unconscious. You don't know who's there who this guy is. what's being filmed, what's happening to you, nothing. Like you can't control any of what's happening. So no, no amount of money. Even if somebody, a stranger, offered me a million dollars to do it, you just

F that that I I'd never sleep again. That's terrifying for me. Some serial killers type stuff, though. Isn't it?

Humiliation and Acts of Service

Um, this one's a bit funner. Uh I love that someone's come to your website, ask your services, and then their special request was, Can you come and wash the dishes? No, it's actually the other way around. What? So there are so many guys out there who are they want to please their cuck. they see themselves as being very submissive or they're into um they want to be dehumanized, they want to be uh abused, they want to they want to provide for a sex worker.

So I get requests often. This is actually this happens quite a lot. These guys, I believe, are white collar corporate guys who I don't know, they just maybe some weird mummy thing going on. They want to come and um they want to do my dishes. They want to clean my house. They want to Service me. They want to you know, I I can even um let them do all of my washing, uh pretty much everything. They can clean my toilet, clean my bathroom. They'll be on their hands and knees. It's a um

It's hum it's a h form of humiliation essentially, and that's what they're into. It's non sexual, so they just want to come and do it and just have me watch them perform these tasks. I always wonder how people get to the point of where they're at with their kink and their fetish. along the lines, some it's become blurred somewhere that they become it becomes a sexual gratification for them or titillating for them in some way.

It doesn't often mean that it ends in penetration or any type of intercourse or human interaction. It's they get the sexual gratification from doing these. Acts of service. Do you think it's an idea of their they're in such a position of pot power and control? The idea of them not being in control? F yes, firstly. But secondly, I think a lot does stem from childhood.

A lot of people's kinks and fetishes and weird things that they're into stem from the formative years of going through puberty or, you know, something's happen who know look, who knows? I those kind of guys who want to do a lot of cleaning and stuff like that, I see as having some kind of mummy attachment. Yeah.

Pegging: Growing Popularity and Education

'Cause I feel like this is a it's so in vogue. Okay. Probably the most in vogue Kink out there at the moment. Yeah. Pegging. Yeah. Do you take part in it? How often are you getting booked for it? How often is a request? Do you know what? It is becoming so popular. And I love this for men. Like I love that men are uh especially Australian guys, where you're brought up in a culture where, you know, say when I was a little kid,

You don't wear pink. You're a girl if you wear pink. Oh, you don't do this, you don't do this, or you you're gay if you do that. And there's so much stigma for men, especially in Australia, that I feel like now men are breaking those kind of um really old archaic shackles off where you're allowed to experiment with your body. Just because you play with your butthole it doesn't mean that you like men. It doesn't. It it's your body, unfortunately for men, or fortunately, who knows?

Their G-spot is in their rectum. So I think guys are just becoming more comfortable with their bodies and experimenting and experimenting with their partners or wives or friends or whoever. And I'm all for it, all for it. So sex workers, I feel, give a safe space for guys wanting to experiment with pegging who are maybe too scared to either ask their wives. Even just ask somebody

m that they don't know because tied in with it is the fact, well, if you want it in your butt, well then you must be gay. And that is so incorrect. So men come to people like me To experiment and to try and to see if they like it and to see what it feels like and perfect. Like explore. I I love that. I think women, we're allowed to kind of do whatever we want with our bodies. No hole is off limits apart from maybe my ears. Um but and my nostrils. There's a few. There's a few. Anyway.

I mean that's too Um and so yeah, I do feel like when I do uh anonymous questions on Social media, I primarily will have guys write in asking about pegging. I think it's a very taboo subject for them and I'm all four guys experimenting. There's so many good toys at sex shops now for guys to just experiment with this kind of thing. Do it on your own. Do it for yourself. Like get comfortable with touching your butt. So you do it as a service. Yeah. So

Talk me through how that goes about. They kind of turn up are you in a strap on situation? a toy. There is a fair bit of communication that has to happen prior to the booking. I need to know their level of where they're at. If they have never touched their butt before and have never put anything in there. It's a completely different experience to somebody who has been training at home or is a little bit more experienced in what to do.

So I need to establish are they bringing their own toys? Have they done it before? what their level of comfortability is and go from go from there. I have had experiences before where they have never had their never had anything in their butthole. However they watch porn Where Things go into bots. And so they kind of think that oh well I can do that and it's definitely not like that. It's very it's very learned. You've gotta do some

um practice and yeah, really find what works for you. And then there's been times where I'm with people who are more experienced and that's definitely a more fun time. If somebody comes to me and they say that they've never done it before I just say no. I I can't go down that road again. It's not an experience. It's not fun for me. It's not fun for them.

It's um you know, people are nervous anyway coming to a sex worker for the first time, let alone having the sex worker try and jam something in their butt. Yeah. And also you've got like long nails. Do you have to have to get a trim before these kind of bookings or it's definitely not finger driven because these little bad boys will just

Like I'll hospitalize you. You'll be you'll be getting stitches in your in your colon. Nobody wants that. Got it. Well I don't even go near me with these. Um yeah, it's very, very scary.

Traumatic 'Dead Wife' Roleplay

Let's talk about this request to play a dead wife. Mm. Mm-hmm. This so playing a dead wife actually happened quite early on in my career before I had all of my boundaries put in place. I feel like this is quite common for sex workers, for green sex workers. You kind of get into the industry and you just feel your way around to know where you're at, where your comfortability is. And so you do a lot of really random things that nowadays I would not do at all. I had a request

From a guy went through the full booking process. He just wanted a really loving, uh human interaction with me. He wanted connection, he wanted kissing and cuddling. Perfect. That's what I do. Fine. It wasn't until the day of the booking that he wrote to me and said, actually, is it okay that I call you, let's call her Karen. That I call you Karen and You pretend to be my wife. And I was like, right, okay, well.

Sure, you can call me Karen call me whatever you want, like it doesn't matter, sure, fine. As long as we're, you know, kissing and cuddling, I can do that. What I didn't realize, and I really should have asked more questions, but what I didn't realize was his wife had actually passed away six months prior. And so he turned up and He asked me to just put on comfy clothes. So take off my makeup. I was just in my, I don't know, oversized t-shirt, just comfy clothes.

And he kept on calling me Karen and I had to call him Sweetie and we laid down and he started to cry and then he told me that his Why that his wife had passed away six months prior, her name was Karen, and he just needed to have this moment with her. In my mind, I am feeling so compassionate towards the grief that he is feeling. So I'm trying to. Be my best Karen, but at the same time in my mind, I'm like holy fuck.

What am I doing? I'm so out of my depth. This is I'm not equipped for this level of grief and trauma. And so I was like, Okay, well, he's obviously not okay. I just need to look after him. I need to I'm his wife. I'm looking after him. He's upset. So I'm just gonna do the best that I can to console him, essentially. Um but then towards the end, I think maybe I was just doing a really good job of being Karen because he started to get aroused and it stopped being uh loving Greece.

strickened time together to being it turned a bit sexy and then I had to be sexy Karen and It was it it became traumatic for me. I think he lost the trauma and he just got hard and then he wanted to have sex. And so then I'm like, okay, well, yep, this is what you pay for. And so, but then I'm kind of like, ah, it was just I really had actually I have dreams about it. I actually have nightmares about it.

And uh yeah, so yeah, we're having sex and he's just calling me Karen and telling me how much he loves me while tears are streaming down his face and and I had to just cop it. It uh yeah. Afterwards I actually I'm pretty certain that I had another booking after him and I had to cancel it because I I think I just cried for a while. It was very emotionally it emotionally rocked me. It was A lot to a lot to deal with. Men need to go to therapy. I cannot stress this enough.

It's well your kind of therapy, I think. Look, I no I say that I am a dick therapist. I say it twenty four seven I am. I am a dick therapist, but also just go to therapy.

Cuckolding and Politician Clients

This this note you have here simply says cuck politicians. So I often get requests for guys who want to book me, but they want a cuck session. So what that means is they either want me to bring along My partner or somebody that I know, somebody younger, hotter, a model, another sex worker, s someone, someone else. And they will essentially just sit in the hotel's cuck chair that's in every room. You're sitting in one right now. The cuck chair. And they will not interact at all with us.

They will just be naked, sitting on the chair, beating the meat. And I have this politician that I see, an Australian politician. His name I will take to the grave. Who he wants cuck sessions. And so I see this quite a bit in guys who hold positions of power. they often sexually want to relinquish all power. They want to, you know, like just like BDSM, what I've spoken about before, they

they wanna let go of all of their power and so they're submissive. They wanna be put down, they Yeah, so I've got this one this one guy who enjoys just sitting and he just watches and he wants to be a sad little man. And beat his mate while I am having sex with somebody who's um, you know, uh dominant or clusters and alpha.

And yeah, he enjoys being like in her his terminology, he enjoys being a sad little man. Is this you and a male participating in front of him? Yes. So you'll find another male sex worker? Yes. Or somebody from my one of my friends or somebody from my p private life or my partner or yeah. A politician. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Look, I think there's a few out there. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. You do do you do this in Canberra? I hear some stories. No, okay. I just wanna I d I do just wanna say, even though I did just go to Canberra I realized that I actually went when um Parliament wasn't in, which was just, you know, that was that was my bad. But I'll probably find some more.

We got some cucks in Canberra, ladies and gentlemen. Hello. Is there any other like what the fuck type requests that you've had come through the DM?

Bizarre Spit and Poo Requests

Yeah. Uh a guy wanted to book me and he went through the whole booking process, got to the end, was all totally normal and he was like, Oh, actually, is it okay? I just have a spit f I'm I'm into spit play. That's what it's called. Totally normal. A lot of people are into spit play. Not weird. The only thing that for me, I was like, I don't know if this is for me. He said that he likes to collect spit-in jars.

And so he gets people to spin in jars. Um And yeah, he wanted me to spit into a jar and I was kinda like so I'm being quite diplomatic about it because I'm like, Okay, well like a little spit, like how much spit am I filling a jar? Do I need to like dr do I get hydrated for this? Like I don't even know how How much spit do you want? Are you sure I'm not just spitting on you? No, no. Spit into a jar. And so

Uh I've actually had uh over the years, I've probably had this request maybe two or three different times. I don't know if it's the same person wanting me to spit into a jar, but um look There are probably lots of sex workers spitting into this jar. You can only imagine what he does with it. I am gonna say he's either eating it. Oh Or he's dipping his dick in it. Somehow somehow dicking dick is better. None of it is good. None of it. But of the two which would you prefer?

That he's probably dipping his dick in it. But that no, but okay, that is the same as guys asking for poo. They wanna buy my poo and somebody told me recently that I haven't sold any, just FII. Somebody told me recently that they're actually eating it. They're either eating it or they're putting their dick in it. That's just a hard note. I no, no. Some if somebody said to me$10 million, oh, would I do it for$10 million?

Maybe that's my price. I don't know. Look, if somebody has ten million, I'll I'll think about it. Uh let's get to the last service that um

Carly as a Sex Educator

One service you provide, Carly, that you're very proud of and I think is probably one of the greater services of a sex worker is Teaching. I'm just a teacher. Miselectric. Just reporting for Judy. I am not sure that guys come into the booking knowing that they're about to get taught. However, pretty early on I can see that they are either really inexperienced or they'll just flat out ask. I don't know what to do with a woman I haven't been with many. I need to work on this. What are your tips?

Can you help me with this? So Most of what I do, honestly, I would say fifty percent of what I do is companionship or education. Uh, and there's a lot of education. A lot of guys, especially say the eighteen to thirty crowds. only have a lot of experience with porn. And we all know that porn isn't real, guys. It is well acted out with professionals who are essentially providing a service, right? So

Men often only know porn. They don't know anything else. They come to somebody like me wanting to act out their favorite porn scene, and that's not realistic, especially if they're inexperienced. And especially I've never seen what they've watched. How can I recreate something that I have no idea about, but also the person that I'm seeing can't articulate what happens? I instantly become miselectric and I turn into teacher mode and I just say, okay, look, I'm gonna teach you some things.

And we'll go from that. So recently I had to teach a guy where my clit was. And how to focus on that and what to do and how to touch it. And he was so in the beginning he was just like a sponge. He was like, Okay, what it's there? And just out of curiosity, where is that? It's north of where you think. Uh and so yeah, just go through the motions of okay, well you do this, this, this and this. You touch me like this.

See how I'm responding. See if what my body is doing. If I'm going, uh, if I'm making noises like I'm being poked and prodded and it's not fun, you need to take a step back. So yeah, a l a lot of education is happening. I love educating guys on what to do. One of the biggest things actually, now that I've thought of, is teaching guys how to use a condom. First of all. Most men don't know how to use a condom.

Mm majority that come to me. They don't know how to put one on. They don't know what size they are, because I like to ask. Oh my you know, I look at their erect penis and I'm like, what size condom are you? And they're like, I have no idea. Yes, because you've never used one before. Or you've just whacked one on haphazardly, but it's not something that they use.

scares me because everybody should be using them. So I do a lot of condom education. What size you need to be wearing. Do you know what I've come to learn is I discovered smaller than average size condoms. They are the one that I use the most. guys even just think that they're a regular size condom because that's what they've always worn and that's what you buy.

the thing is they're not fitting them properly. And so then it's awkward, it falls off, or it, you know, m comes loose or whatever. Anyway, they're not comfortable in it. So generally guys are a lot smaller size condom. So I'm teaching a guy how to put it on, how to use it, how to take it off even, you know, when they've filled it up, how do you take it off and not make a mess?

where it goes, how to wrap it up. It's actually crazy that guys have no idea. And that's kind of what I'm teaching the most. The other thing is that most guys who have never used a condom before don't know how to maintain a an erection with a condom on. So they automatically don't want to have sex or don't want to do anything with a condom on because they don't like the feeling of it. It their dick goes soft. So I have actually trained some of my clients.

to practice wanking at home with condoms on. So then when they come and see me, they can maintain an erection and have long-lasting sex with a condom on without going soft. 'Cause guys are at home just beating their meat normally. Like you're not putting a condom on. So guys who've only been masturbating for years and years and years and years only know that feeling. So then as soon as you put a condom on, boom, they're soft.

It's foreign to them, it's weird, doesn't feel right. They can't get into it. Then they've just kind of essentially wasted their money with me because and they're disappointed and then they're overthinking and they're, you know going through all of those motions because they don't know how to use a condom.

practice using this is just such a hot tip. Practice using a condom at home when you wank. Get used to the feeling of coming into a condom. Get used to a feeling of being hard in one and wank in one. And then you'll then be able to pick up girls, uh like have sex with whoever. Put a condom on and be able to use it. See people like me, maintain your around. And it's just yeah, that's probably like the biggest So that's my hot tip with condoms, a little bit of homework for you all.

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