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So much repressed trauma, childhood stuff, life stuff. Oh yeah, you're cooked. I've been considering potentially doing ayahuasca. I think I would do it with you. Should we do a podcast? What's up ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Impulsive. Today we're sitting with two demons that represent...

All of our repressed emotions. I cannot believe how many women like Paul American. There he goes. And mostly women have it hard. You're deceptively intelligent, but you kind of just look like a giant thumb. Every once in a while, I'll throw out a bestselling book.

Just to show people what's hard. John Cena is getting some of the biggest reactions he's ever had. He's puppeteering the crowd. He's playing people like a fiddle. Too easy. That's the thing about being a heel. Now I'm just going to say this. 25 25 25, but I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. I'm fired up Well, you're gonna have to contain that fire for why why his microphones decreasing the camera angles are off

Who cares? Who cares? It's impulsive. Make it like it used to be. Yeah, but people are going to watch the show and be like, what is this? We're doing a, yeah, but I hate it. I did it, but I hate it. Yo, every time, every time. Every time we do a boys only episode where it's like this, where we're just kicking it, they're like, these are my favorite episodes. They're just hanging out. I feel like. No one says that, man. Bro, Caleb. Am I not right? They're like.

Bro, put a persona over on that couch. It could be one of our audience members that's here with us, dude. This is obnoxious because, dude, this truly is a boys only. You and I are just sitting on the smallest couch in the world.

and dress to the dress to the nine we're both kind of wearing like a similar outfit and you've been looking good by the way now that you're 40 but dressing up with no no more graphic tees that was a big i mean i still have them but i've been trying to i've been trying to dress a little bit better dude

Because what do you use money for? What do you do? Yeah, well said. You want some of this? Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world. Thank you guys for listening, watching. Whatever. Well, it's early, bro. For us, it's 1 p.m. Yeah, it's $12.50.

We normally don't do podcasts this early, but here we are. We're in Puerto Rico. Mike's here, and he insists on sitting within six fucking inches of me. Even though we have a whole couch, he could just go sit over there and also... would make it way more conversational i could just talk to you like this should we should we do it here's the only reason i did it like this when i'm over there it feels like point counterpoint like we're we're against each other

Do you know what I'm saying? Like over here, it feels like we're talking about the same shit. Like we're riding together on the same couch. Like if you put wheels on this bitch, bro, we could drive this thing. If I'm over there, we're separated. He does make a point. If we were in a car. Like, imagine we're on a road trip, just shooting the shit. I'd be driving, obviously. You'd be sitting, bitch.

Alright, go ahead. Where are we going? Tuscaloosa. Amazing. By the way, I can go anywhere I want. I have no home. Lost everything. Graham Stephan did a special on it. Mike Malak lost a million dollars. Not even kidding. Did you know that? You know Graham Stephan. By the way, we have... on our podcast. I love Graham Stephan. Yeah, but he clickbaits you in like horrible settings on Snapchat. Mike Malak's going bankrupt. I'm sure I can find it. Mike Malak lost how much money?

Hold on. I'm sure I have it. You know like Snapchat news? Like the news stories? You always pop up on Graham Stephan's channel. Mike Malak did what to his ex-girlfriend? No, no, it's not that. It's not that. Oh, here's Graham Stephan. Damn, but you're not on it today. Is there a chance you're Yeah, he's never been an interview with him. Yeah. Lose it.

Just how bad of an investment buying certain homes could be. The one he bought in Los Angeles, it's just in a market that didn't really go up that much. He bought near the peak with reasonable interest rates. But now. There's very few buyers out there for his type of house. Great. Thanks Graham Appreciate it fucking twist the knife, bro You know, it's so funny when I walked into Mike's doomed house as he was trying to sell it I walked in and there's this nice realtor there

uh brunette girl standing there and she's trying to sell the house i understand she'd been doing it for a while and you sold the house right yeah this is no longer an issue right yep yeah and good job by the way thank you congratulations well and people don't know the story of why it had to sell and i'll tell in the Yeah, I'll tell in the future. It's a little early right now.

yeah so it's all this realtor there mike's like oh she's on like a reality show my fiancee loves reality shows um and and what's it called the valley the valley yeah his realtors on on on this uh michelle michelle lally Yeah. And her ex, her ex hubby, Jesse Lally. They're on this dramatic show together where they have to navigate. Dramatic is an understatement. Navigate Valley real estate while also navigating this like.

kind of nasty breakup and they've got nasty is an under they've got these new like people what's on what show it's on what channel uh i don't know bravo i just i just i just walk in and nina's watching it and it's so funny to see her in like a professional setting trying to like sell your house and like hustle and do her job and then you know the exact opposite on reality tv where it's a shit show i gotta be honest with you it's it is messy well you would know

You would know. We just finished season one of All-American Paul. Paul, Paul American. Well, the originals. I haven't seen the show.

What I I don't I haven't seen the show. I don't consume content unless it's death love and wrote sex and robots Like what do I do? What do I do? Could should I just binge all the episodes? No, I'll tell you what you do, bro i feel like i see it in real life but i but okay that is true that is true to be fair i haven't read his best-selling book thank you there i said it all right what's the difference what's the difference dude i haven't read the book

My mom is writing a book. She is. She wrote a book. It's called Fuck the Pauls. She's very upset that her scene from our reality show where she was promoting her book.

got cut. She's very upset. She sent me a text. Let me tell you what she said. Mom, I'm sorry, but this is a promotion. I was going to say she's probably privately upset and now we're just airing her out again. No, no, no, because it's fair. She had a whole scene where she's like, she's talking about, you know, I wrote this book. Here's what it's called. whatever she said she said uh she said uh it's not in there and i'm literally furious having chest pain about it

mainly because it was the only time that I was in it all by myself and it was a really good and fun scene. I want to know who is responsible for that cut. Please. With eight exclamation points. She was pissed. But bro, she deserves to be pissed. She should be. She keeps getting the short end of the corporate stick. Yep. Yep. And by the way.

that's her i think ultimate concern she feels like she wasn't adequately represented in the show that her personality was kind of more like a kind of like a side character when she's got a lot of personality um it just wasn't really shown and that scene obviously like to promote her book that she spent the past two years writing called the pause by the way

what the hell it's incredible by the way i read the manuscript back because i wrote an endorsement for it i told i had a conversation with pam about you didn't read the manuscript yes i did no you didn't i'm calling you out yes i did i read the manuscripts i did dude No, you did not. I skimmed through it. No, you did not. Yes, I did. He goes, he goes, I wrote a review for your mom's book. And then he went.

No, I didn't. Pam, come on. Look at this face. This is like the face of someone who would blatantly laugh. Come on, dude. No, but his review of the book that he didn't read is so good. It's almost like he read it. Yeah, yeah. Read the book. Read your review for Pam's book that you haven't read. No, he wrote it. He's a great writer. Obviously. Not a great reader or viewer of any content.

It seems of anything related to the Pauls. No. Unless he's profiting directly off it. Like this show, for example. That makes zero dollars. No, I can't find it. I can't. No, it's good. I think it's good. I think you should read it. And mom. I'm making up for... Mom, it was the network. I don't know how to tell you it. The network wanted the scene cut. And when I saw the note, I was really surprised. I was like...

That should have probably been in the finale and but then when I saw the cuts it was still in there So I thought they just forgot about it, but apparently didn't make the final final cut Yes, the season finale with Jake fighting Tyson and stuff and so mom this is your promotion for your book Yeah, this feels like an adequate promotion

Yeah, especially if you could find the I know it's in my it's I put it and moved into my trash. Oh, I moved him directly Just like the cutters at HBO She was she texted me He's like, this seems like a breach of contract. Oh, I have it. I was like, what's claws exactly, Pam? She's like, well, you guys have creative control, right? I'm like, no, no, we fucking don't. This is going to be a fun episode, dude.

In this fiercely competitive, critical, and oftentimes cruel new world of social media, Pam Stepnick walks us through the human condition in a way only she can. As a mother of two of the world's biggest superstars, Logan and Jake Paul, she survived mothering through bouts against Mike Tyson.

global scandals, FBI raids, headlines, heartbreaks, and everything else under the sun. Now she digs deep to offer what she has learned the hard way, so maybe you don't have to. This is a raw and transparent look at the story behind one of the most controversial families in American history.

and a must read moment and a must read for anyone navigating this strange present moment. That's pretty solid for someone who didn't even take a glance at any of the pages. I'm currently reading it using Speechify.

Speechify is a text to audio app that can read anything to you. And so what I do, because I'm not a great reader, is I'll read along and as I'll listen. So I'm using two of my senses to absorb the... content which really helps me understand it it's it's a solid book mom i have to say and i'm really proud i agree doing it i agree because like to memorialize a story from her point of view is

I think really important for my daughter, for her daughters. Like, you know, you have this like mother who. For her. for Pam yeah for her as well everybody out there should be journaling and writing about their experience in this life not showing just pictures of it the things the hardships that you went through the things that you went through I always it was something I always thought about when I was a when I was a young lad

How do we create a legacy for this life? And it's gotta be more than Instagram and Twitter. You know what I'm saying? You memorialize it in text.

Bro, the pattern in history is here. Think about the libraries that are existent today that have been somehow... kept alive for thousands of years it's like part of the only reason that we we knew what happened a thousand years ago two thousand years ago and even then it gets fuzzy because like to preserve history like that I find really important which is actually part of the reason I love making content not to get like crazy philosophical here but

Documenting. Documenting is so important, man. I'm telling you, my granddaughter is gonna ask me, she's gonna go, who was your mom? Who was Pam? What was her deal? And I'll go, look.

She has a book and this is who she was and what she was about and how she raised me. And moreover, as her son, I'm reading her book. I'm getting goosebumps a little bit. I'm reading her book and I'm being reminded of just... how amazing of a mother she was in our lives and how much she really impressed upon Jake and I that I think I either forgot or like...

took took for granted as an adult like i totally underestimate i think just how impactful um my mom's like calm collected level-headed demeanor was in shaping who i who i am

And ironically, now going back to Paul American, I think when people watch this show, I think they are starting to understand exactly why Jake and I, especially me, are the way we are.

because of my father you know mainly who is like there's only one way to describe him and that is Greg Paul like he's indescribable and he is a certain way and growing up as a young man you want to you want to emulate your dad you know that's your role model that's the person you're looking up to and so like unknowingly I've absorbed And now emulate a lot of the qualities that my dad does. And so I've tried to take the ones that are like, just make him like amazing and adopt those. Hard work.

The hard work, the work ethic is the main one, but it seems that I've also kind of got some of the not so great qualities of it. When you get in the ring, bro, you're more Pam than Greg. How weird is that? Yeah, how weird is that? Except in WWE. Yeah, yeah. You know why? Because I don't know if I like. You don't want to kill an animal. It's that kill switch. It's that kill switch. I'm a little more calculated.

with it but Jake has that thing and I think it was as you can see on the show I mean he was always the younger brother he was little brother Jakey and yo people are fucking with Jake out of the show because you can see like the kid has a real sense of maturity and especially emotional maturity about him i cannot believe how many women like paul american here he goes and mostly women have it all but

They love our reality show. I can't believe it. Yeah, because you say shit like that, right? No, no, no, no. Well, there's women involved. And by the way, this is a little note for Max as it pertains to season two. You got women watching. Stop cutting Mama Pam out of the content because they want to see Mama Pam. And also, big note, one of the biggest notes you left out, and you probably voiced it through sentiment, but...

As you read her book and as you watch the show and as anybody watching this hopefully has this experience. The amount of time that moms cut out of their lives to devote to their children is insane. Bro, bro, bro. And you're seeing it firsthand now with Nina. Oh my God. But bro, like that probably had to be one of the biggest takeaways from the book. Like, hey, your life as it exists.

is now over. That's not how it is for the man usually. 99% of the time or whatever amount of percent of the time. Your life is over now. You have foregone your identity as Pam Stepnick or Robin Malak or Nina Agdahl. And you have become just mom. That is your, like, it's such a, and Mother's Day just passed. Shout out to all the moms watching this and to our moms watching this. Because, man, I mean, speak for myself, speak for you. Like, I wouldn't be here.

metaphorically, physically, physiologically without those people. No way. And dude, you said it, I'm seeing it firsthand with Nina.

Dude, it's insane. And she'll tell you like when people say like, oh, being a mom, it's a full-time job. Yo, that's an understatement. I have a full-time job. I'm a WWE star. That's a full-time job. This is a... overhaul of your entire life it's the only thing that that that truly matters in her core is being a mother like she is like the the life she had is now like

It has been sacrificed for this new life of motherhood and family, which, you know, she wouldn't change it for the world, but I'm just seeing how hard she works to nurture this little baby and seeing that. Having just celebrated Mother's Day with like this girl who is my girlfriend then fiance and is now like a mother and now Father's Day is coming up. I'm like this is just we have a family. That's incredible. While reading my mom's book. Must be nice, man. Yeah, it's pretty great. Listen, dude.

Are we getting season two? And also, can we collectively take a breath right now? I just realized something about this show, man. What's your free test at? What's your test at, bro? Testosterone? Yeah, like give me your overall. It's got to be 11, 12. No. No, it's low? No, it's not low.

I'm in that intramuscular like 80 mixes test sip a week, bro. And I sit here and I just want to fucking yell and you want to get, we're talking about sweet moms and we're flying through topics, bro. I bet you would punch someone in the face right now if you could. Probably Jey Uso, if I had to be honest with you. Wait, before we get into Jey Uso, I want to say. Season two. Yeah, we're waiting on the network to decide. We have...

I don't know. Can you talk about it? Yeah, I'll just say it a little bit. We started shooting it. It's just I think we're just waiting on them to give us like a final. Like, here's what's happening. How did season one perform? So let's look at the reviews. No, no, no, no. I think we should. I want quantitative. How are the ratings? I'll tell you right now. This is the rating. Rotten Tomatoes.

42%. Fuck. No, no, no. But here's the problem. So it's a picture of what if you get 42%? They put a little icon next to me. What is it? It's a popcorn that's spilled over. It's a popcorn that spilled over. Caleb, you got to put it on the screen, please. It's a popcorn that spilled over. It's like not great. 42% is like a failing grade. What? No, but here's the issue. Here's the issue. Anytime. You have Jake and I subject to peer reviews.

Obviously. People that like the show aren't going to be like, yo, I'm going to tomatoes. It's the haters who are like, I'm going to fucking tank this thing. And it's not like two stars. It's not three stars. They go out of their way to rate the show one star. So like the rating to me is.

completely around it. No, that's not what I mean by ratings. I mean, like, what was it, Nielsen? How many views are people watching the show? I don't know. Well, that's the important metric. I know, I know. Because it doesn't matter what people have to say. It's as you know through WWE and as we'll talk about with Cena. and with you.

Are the people watching? Are they talking? Are they coming back for the next episode? Well, yes, they are. Look, here's what they're saying. We don't need more Paul Brothers content. Paul American really doesn't give us enough insight into Jake and Logan lives to make us want to want to keep watching. Next thing. Well made. Fun to watch. Emotional. My wife.

I look forward to every episode. Two brothers have made a huge mark in pop culture, and this is the peak of their life. Yes, please, and thank you. So... Mixed reviews. Polarizing is what it is. Yeah. Polarizing, we should call it. Like, we know that. We know that about us. We're a polarizing family, and... I realized this is well about the show. Tony Robbins has this amazing analogy or exercise. I'll do it with you right now. All right? All right. Okay. Maybe you've seen this before. All right.

Look around the room and I want you to collect in your head everything that you see that's blue Give a quick scan. Yeah everything that's blue. Yeah. All right Now close your eyes All right, what in the room is red? The rope on the ring. That's it. That's all I've got. That is kind of the only red thing. Oh, no, there's a prime can. There's a bunch of stuff. Well, you ruined my fucking exercise. Okay, let me try. Ask me again. What in the room is yellow.

I don't know. Yeah. Because you weren't looking for yellow, Mike. Right. You were looking for blue. Yeah. I told you to look for blue. I should have said the Pikachu, the tops on the primes. I did. I tracked all of it. Yeah. Tony Robbins failed us once again. No.

The point is most people who don't have a photographic memory like Mike, if you're looking for stuff in the room that's blue, you're going to see stuff that's blue. If you're not looking for what's yellow, you're not going to see what's yellow. I found that when you're watching this show, if you're looking for reasons to hate it, you'll find a reason to hate it. Listen, listen, listen.

Talking about Pam made me happy, but I'm actually really mad right now. And I want to cover this early in the episode while I still have the fire. I could break this chicken wing right now. There was a ranking of the smartest YouTubers that just came out based on an AI-generated list of podcast appearances.

We're not on it. I saw that list. Well, you're not a YouTuber. You're an ex-addict and best-selling author. You're in a completely different category. If there was an ex-addict and best-selling author smart list, you would definitely be on it. No, no, no. Hold on a second. First of all, the ex-addict author...

list is also ripe with really, really smart. Yeah, that's true. You might not even be on that list. It's really wise. And also, before we go too far, before we go too far, I do want to remind you. That the last time we took a collaborative IQ test, I know you're going to get upset. I know. I'm not upset. I'm not upset. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, it was a 15 minute like a little bullshit test online. Fine. You did win it. You won the 15 minute test. Against the entire house. Yep.

Okay, I will say this. If you now draw that test out into a three-hour test, I feel as confident about my results, okay? I did one of those tests, Mike. I know, and I know you scored very high. Do you know what I scored, Mike? You told me like a 140 or something like that. 139. Which I was very proud of what was my what were the scoring on the first time we took it at the house? I scored a 127 127 which was Rogan no, but it's Mike. It's irrelevant. That's that was like a

a 15 minute online course. If you want to take like a comprehensive. It's directional. It's directional. It's directional. It's directional. Look at the, look at the stats that came out of that house. It's not directional. I'll tell you why. And I realized this as I was taking my three-hour comprehensive intellectual quotient test for the WWE. So that's how I got this test done. They literally shipped me in a crate to Orlando, Florida. And by the way...

Fucking Orlando. What the hell am I doing there? I'll tell you what. I'm testing my brain. I'm testing my brain. And so I sat in this test. And dude, it was so intellectually comprehensive. About 30 minutes in, I'm like, oh, so this is what a real IQ test is like. It's not something you could do online. You have a human, a neurologist. Good.

administering the test. Good. No, but it's not just pattern recognition. I don't care what it is. It's like general knowledge. It's spelling. Great. It's visual. Great. That's what I'm trying to ask you about this list that put this list of smartest YouTubers.

uh rank through ai analysis of podcast appearances first of all this list is the is this this list is the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my entire life well i'm sorry i'm gonna let you i'm gonna let you finish no i'm i'm going to okay starts off starts off The right way. Mr. Beast, number one. Okay. There's a world where I can get behind that. Okay. Roberette, too. World I can get behind that.

This is where things start to go a bit haywire for me. Speed at three. What are you saying about speed? Come on. Global superstar. One of the most world-renowned, potentially the... most culturally relevant person on the planet. Acclaimed brainiac. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. I want a proof point. I'm sorry, dude, okay? MKBHD, Marcus, right? Marquise. Marquise, my bad. F4 makes sense. Then a bunch. None against MKBHD. Yeah, that's right. But like.

Just because you review products doesn't mean you're smart. No, no, no, no. Hold on a second. I don't know. Just because you like technology doesn't mean you're smart. I'm just saying. Hold on a second. I'm just saying number four. Number four, at what proof point? What he just said. No, this is where my curiosity comes in because clearly this list is not, I'm just going to go completely out of control right now. They've got phase adapt on here. This list should be.

I don't give a shit what you say. This list should be... This list should be... soaked in oil and burned or sunk in a vat of acid by the cartel. I'll tell you something. This list is bullshit, okay? I got you. I have information. Okay, go. It's not real. Obviously. It's a fake list. Obviously.

Okay, okay. Generated to start a conversation. Which it did. Which it did. Look at us now. Shout out Feardbuck on Twitter for posting it. But listen, dude, what are the metrics here? What are the metrics for intelligence? No, it's not for this list. I'm talking about as a whole, okay? When you turn something on and you say, wow, I like listening to that person. They seem smart. They seem like an intelligent person.

What are your metrics for that judgment? Do you have an answer to that question? No, but I know you are going to. No, you don't know shit. You don't know anything. about what I'm going to say. Okay, but when you base it off of just simply watching people, a lot of your judgment on their intelligence is based on their speaking skills. Their ability to comprehend and then rebuttal in conversation or present facts like Marquise does. Am I saying that right, Marquise? Is that correct?

Maybe even potentially their use of vocabulary, the size of the words that they use, their ability. potentially even to empathize who knows how deep that bucket goes where does it end because you may look at me and we do crack and we do heroin and all that stuff but like dude at the end of the day I want smoke with all these people. No, I do. You know this.

I want to go head to head with all of you motherfuckers, bro. I'm dead serious. I don't know. I'm pissed off. I'm not talking about adapt. I'm not fucking talking about adapt, bro. Okay. He, he should be working on a farm even in 2020, even in 2020. 325 and oh no an amish farm he should be churning butter okay what i'm saying is to everyone else put me in the game i want i want if you're not gonna do it mr beast i'm gonna do it where are the trivia

outlets in today's day and age? Where are the IQ testing where you say, okay, this dude did drugs and dates porn stars. Okay, then let's go. Put me in the game. Intelligence is tough. It's tough to fully measure because you can have a high IQ and still be a dumbass like me. Yeah, but you say that with a high level of...

jovial sarcasm that the audience looks at as self-deprecation, but you've created multiple hundred million dollar organization. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because bro, like I said, based on the, talk about the lens we were referencing earlier. There are people who will tell you that I am a absolute fucking moron. And I think they're right. No, the flip side to that is.

I'm also the opposite of the exact opposite of that. And what I'm saying is I think there's a spectrum of intelligence and I think there's duality that can exist. I think you can be really smart and.

really not smart i think there's like like humans are humans are complex like 100 like you you're people say it about you you're deceptively intelligent and i by that i mean you're really smart but you kind of just look like a giant thumb And that's why I do that on purpose because I prefer to be underestimated.

at all times. The last thing I want to do is, thank you. The last thing I want to do is be perceived as some sort of threat. Let me fly under the radar. Let me get the bag. Let me handle the shit I have to do. Okay. That's what I'm trying to get. But every once in a while, throw out a bestselling book that I wrote. You know what I'm saying? Just to show up in a while.

He did it once. He did it once. You want to see me do it? Every once. Keep that same energy. All of y'all. Keep that same energy when it comes out. You don't think I can do it again? You don't think I...

All right, all right. All I'm saying is this. All I'm saying is this, bro. I believe that there's a competition that needs to be had where this type of measurement, this type of... intellectual cognitive cock measuring contest needs to happen okay and by the way i'll do a physical cock measuring contest against you people too i don't give a shit but i'm really i'm ready for certain aspects of my life to be put under a microscope now my ability to be uh

romantic partner, maybe not so great. There's actually, okay, back to the serious note, to the point you brought up. The idea of calling someone a genius is very short-sighted. What are you a genius in? Kanye West is a genius. No, he's not. He's a genius musician. Then he's borderline. Fuck it. It's 2025. Just believe it. He's borderline in every other fucking category. Okay, I'm sorry. The dude is moronic in so many ways, but he's a genius artist and stylisto.

so to your point yes you can be you can be very smart in certain categories and very dumb in others yeah which i certainly can relate to yeah dude humans are complex humans humans are super complex and it's it's so funny not to go back to the reality show but like

As a consumer of reality television, because my wife loves reality TV, I know what we're watching for. We're watching so we can... judge yeah see other humans like fall apart and make make dialogue about their lives and it's kind of like a really shallow thing um but it's kind of like in our nature and so with our show

When there's like criticism or, you know, like I'm the heel of the show, of course I'm a heel. But like, it's not something that like bothers me because I'm acutely aware that this human experience.

is just that and we're all on this rock together everyone is is really complex people are complicated and a demeanor can change on any given day and if you're capturing your your life on camera and you're sharing it with the world now open yourself up to this discussion of your peers which i think is a totally valid and fine thing because everyone has an opinion which is also totally valid and fine and for you to get like a offended by it or feel some type of way.

about you not being on the YouTuber smart list. Just to me, it seems ridiculous. Hold on a second. Let me clarify. I'm being facetious and fully sarcastic about this. I do believe that there is a... butthole-sized gaping hole for a trivia outlet right now. I am trying to... You should try to get on Beast Game Season 2. If you don't make that cut...

Go on season three because Jimmy just got season two and three picked up. No, no, no. I'm trying to. Proves that he is the smartest YouTuber. No, Jimmy's so smart, dude. But I'm not talking about those type of challenges. I'm talking about straight intellectuality. But.

But it's funny, you bring up these complexities and you bring up the idea of being offended, which I would hope at this point that, I know you're close, I don't know which one of us is further along, but both of us are pretty far down the path of like.

I don't really know what you could say to really upset or offend me at this point, bro. I do. What? Well, I'm not going to say it. I don't want to upset or offend you. You're my guy. What is it? No, no. I don't think you want to say what I just said.

I'm not going to say something to upset or offend you because you're my guy. Wouldn't be the first time you've done it. I know. And then you expressed to me after the millionth time I did it that sometimes it hurts your feelings a little bit. And I don't want to do that anymore because you're my guy. Remember the dinner in Vegas? Yeah, because y'all were all combined in a unified... We always do that. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. My bad.

i believe i believe there's a unified front no i believe i believe there's a slight difference between your peers your your like best friends and family doing it especially when they know where to hit you and jorge Versus like other people. Is he other people? No, I'm talking about like the audience, like random people. That's what I was talking about originally. I was talking about like comments online. Oh. Okay, man. Okay, what I was about to say to you is this. Hold on a second.

I watched a video last night. Yeah, right. And I sent it to you from a guy by the name of Carl Jung. Okay, he was a German. therapist like psychotherapist and the video was about man you fuck you bro you've upset you've upset and offended me wait how i don't know you didn't i just don't know if i want to talk about carl young right now why not you brought it up okay So this video was about... This video was about... When you get offended by something or you get insulted by something.

It has nothing. This is obviously such a common thing that's talked about all the time, but it goes a little bit deeper into it. It is simply a reflection of the insecurities and deep... wounds and repressed emotions that exist within what's called your shadow. So Jung... broke up the human experience and the human condition into like two or three parts, like the self, the ego, and the shadow, I believe. I could be wrong about the number of them and what they're called.

The shadow is this area of like repressed stuff that you hide from the world. Now, some of us aren't even fully conscious of what those things are and why they exist, but they just manifest as other things. So like, for example, if you find yourself outwardly angry. It's generally a reflection of some repressed emotion that exists within you from your childhood, how you were raised, what someone said to you as a kid, right?

So what that means is you could have somebody come in a room, call two completely different people losers. Use that term losers. One of them will just laugh. wipe it off, dirt off their shoulder. The other person might spiral for the whole day, not because they're upset at the person, but because in some way they see the potential that that statement might be true. Well, what if it is?

Here's the thing to your point of complexity in life and and and very like dynamic Humans being very dynamic people it generally isn't I disagree. It generally isn't. Just the same way you could be a genius in one aspect of life, you can be a loser in one aspect of life. Yeah, that okay. I see you know to apply like that blanket statement on your whole life You're a lose if someone calls you a loser and you feel and you current and either you currently

or from your past have a repressed feeling of being a loser in a specific place. I see. or as a whole, that is then reflected in your reaction to that statement to you. And so the whole, the video I sent you last night was about editing.

that reaction it's called it's on youtube it's called nobody and nothing will affect you again carl young that's pretty cool and basically it basically it's how you create a shield to to those type of insults and those types of things being said to you And I think really more than anything, it involves you asking yourself a question when someone says something that upsets you or somebody does something to you that upsets you, which is, you know how people will ask you sometimes, why do you care?

Tell me something that upset you recently that someone did to you I don't think I should say it on air Is there anything from the past that you can pull upon? No, nothing. I'm just kidding. No, I'd say recently... We can believe it. Yeah, I just... Now someone might look at you and say, yeah, but why do you care? And you might take that as kind of like a sarcastic way of looking at it. Yeah, but why do you care? You're rich, you're smart, you're this, you have all these things going for you.

But flip it a little bit and ask yourself about that specific thing. Why do you care? This is an interesting exercise. If someone says something to you that upsets you or does something to you that upsets you or represents themselves in a way that upsets you. Why do you care? Like on that specific thing, why does that upset you? Because I care about that individual a lot. And it saddens me that there is no-

growth in maturity in any way. Do you feel like that potentially reflects upon that person as- in a certain way as it pertains to your life? Like, why do you truthfully care? Is there any here's what I'm doing? I'm not gonna try to answer the question for you But is there a way to look at it deeper as to why you care based on what I'm telling you you're hiding within yourself? Yeah, maybe yeah, I don't know interesting Yeah, it's interesting and also like proves why like

don't really do therapy that much because it's like really hard for me and it's like I don't really understand it. Bro, it's scary. It's scary. But let me tell you something really quick about this stuff. And I know maybe it's not the most... you know, fast paced topic we've ever talked about on the show, but I'm sure there's some people that are interested in it. The, the, the victory over all this stuff, the freedom of all this stuff involves confronting it.

All that shit that's repressed within your soul and within your psyche and within your shadow. Yeah. And that's why. And that's why. And this is so fucking scary for me. Because, bro, I'm putting it on you right now. But, dude, I have a ton of that.

I have so much repressed trauma, childhood stuff, life stuff, ICU stuff, relationship stuff. Oh, yeah, you're cooked, brother. No. no you're fried no for but to an extent yes but i'm working on talking myself better too so when you say that i gotta stop laughing oh yeah all right i'll stop i'll stop no mike i'm being i'm being facetious you're uh you're in a great spot but

knowing what I know about your life, you're fucking cooking. Stop. I'm sorry. Stop. You just have... Dude, when this guy dives into his stories, some of them I'm just like... oh no they're insane yeah there's nobody and he's got thousands of them thousands yeah thousands i can't believe you're alive mike i love you i love you too if you had read the book you would get all the craziest ones but i do i have ones that aren't even in the book i mean bro like

Those are the ones I like. That is the scariest one. And by the way, I feel like I'm going to read the book. I'm going to. Using speech advice. Do audio, yeah. Yeah. I feel like since this decade of friendship, correct me if I'm wrong, have I gotten the...

the ripple of those stories in real life like you tell them like i'm i'm drinking from the source essentially yeah i've told you the majority of them but there's there's some stuff in there that's that's been hidden or or forgotten or whatever but

But I need to go, I need to do that work because a lot of the stuff, when I go on a show or I used to wear sunglasses when I would be on this show and be all fucked up and like still do on my show sometimes. When are you fucked up? Just like, like when I start to, no, no, no, no, no, no. When I start.

You know, bro, even as of like the past two months, bro, you've seen me in some holes. You know what I'm saying? I've been down here trying to exercise out of one of them. Yeah. And I think truthfully, like a lot of that. A lot of that like work on what's repressed and the stuff that you've tried to tuck away is the stuff that I need to get at. And so I've been considering potentially do it.

Doing ayahuasca. I'm very scared of it. Like extremely scared of it. And by the way, I like that I'm scared of it. It deserves the utmost respect. But imagine this, bro. Your brother can speak to this better than I can. Imagine if you have all this trauma and all this shit packed inside of you and you go to the rainforest in Costa Rica and you're around these people at this ceremony.

And you sit in the ceremony and you drink this drink. And all of a sudden, every demon that you've ever pushed down so that you, your family, your friends, the public would never see it. is sitting in front of you looking at you. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nothing you can say to make it stop. And you have to go toe to toe with that animal.

in real time right now. Yeah, unless you're Greg Paul, who didn't experience any of that on Ayahuasca. How's that possible? I don't know. How's it possible? How does he always break the track? how is greg paul the great equalizer how is that possible i don't know and he did toad as well this this one this one was crazy so episode six paul american greg did ayahuasca he didn't feel anything somehow he's like spasming

But he comes out, he's like, I didn't see nothing. Did Toad later with Jake as well. And the Toad told him. oh god that he's doing everything perfectly and he needs to be more of himself man i was like damn all right well then so be it and maybe he's right who are we who is any one of us to be to be like it's a good point nah nah you need to change

No, maybe the world needs a Greg Paul to shake things up a little bit. I'm not here to judge, but I'll tell you one thing, Mike. After seeing my family's experience with these psychedelic substances, which in any way, this is not an endorsement. but i think i would do it with you i've been i've been blowing it off for a while and i i had to be like mentally prepared and ready for it and i think i'm in a spot where i'm ready to confront those demons myself as well because

Should we do a podcast? Whoa. No, no. I'd actually even go as far to say, like, keep the cameras away. What's up, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome back to Impulsive. Today, we're sitting with two demons that represent all of our oppressed emotions. They're just sitting right on the couch. That would be hilarious. That'd be so funny. It's scary shit, bro. I know a lot of...

People that do what we do, I'm obviously not going to say any names that have had a ton of success and a ton of experience with it, man. But it certainly scares. For right now, dude. I'm doing a lot of reading and a lot of studying and Carl Junging and Freuding.

to understand like different ways. Sometimes it's just about even through sober actions and meditation, finding new ways to look at things, bro. And that final note on all this meta stuff, because I know it's a lot. You guys come here to listen to hear about dicks. even though we don't talk about dicks as much anymore. Remember we used to get stuck in the dick sand? Yeah, so bad. We don't do it as much anymore, but maybe we're growing up.

The easiest thing, not the easiest thing, but the one thing that I'm working on right now, dude, is just really just editing my thoughts, dude. And you're so good at it. I remember ever since I met you, you were talking about... the stuff on the mirror when you wake up and you look in the mirror and you talk to yourself positively and it's like bro there i know there's so many people watching this right now who can relate to the idea of being stuck in that cycle of negative thought

And bro, when you, when you program that into your mind and you, and it becomes second nature to wake up every morning and immediately start a cycle of negative thoughts, which you've, you've. Been there for days, for a couple days. I've lived here for 20 years. That's tough. So, bro, the time it's going to take me to then, but the good news is.

the brain has a miraculous capability of recovery. Miraculous, has a miraculous ability to rewire itself or to be rewired through hard work and discipline and function. And habit. And so right now, one of my goals is trying to get into a habit of better thought. Because as I mentioned earlier in the episode, better thought leads to potentially better feeling. Better feeling leads to potentially better actions.

So if you think good and you feel good and you act good, you start this triangle of good, which then starts to defeat a triangle of bad. This is kind of reminding me of when you will post quotes on your Instagram. And I just feel like you're actually kind of just doing it as a note to yourself. I do. I do that all the time. Like, I feel like you're like just describing what you need to do. I do. And it's good that you recognize it. It is, but it's not.

Why? No, no, it's good. It's a note to myself, but it's also not. You have to remember, I have a small, the same way you have a WWE and a Prime and a JJ and a boxing. all those armies, I have a little army of people. who look to me for this type of conversation. That's true. They've read The Fifth Vital. They wake up. They feel the same way I do. They're going through the same things I am. They're struggling the way I do. So when I talk about this stuff and I...

one of the things I'm upset with myself at is that I don't do enough to continue to give back to that community who has entrusted me. And I tried to, I put episodes out even on my channel without.

any reason sometimes without any reason to just to make sure they're still getting that flow a lot of times i'm talking to those people those people that are stuck in a constant cycle of thoughts yeah those people that are dealing with substance abuse those people that are dealing with ocd dealing with severe anxiety or depression and don't get out of to remind them that I feel the same way as you.

I continue to work at it every day. And these are the things that I'm doing to make it better. I'm going to the gym every single day, even when I don't want to. I'm taking every nasty substance out of my life. I'm telling myself that you're worthy. You're worth it. You're good. You're loved. You're deserving.

of good things. All of those, and I'm getting enough sleep. Like a lot of those things, bro, that you gotta remember, a lot of those things that come very naturally to people don't come very naturally to another swath of people. And so even though it seems like such basic knowledge to you.

To get up, look in the mirror. Yo, I'm that guy. I'm that dude. Flex in the mirror, whatever. There's a group of people that are, whatever, sorry. Or like, I believe in myself. I'm confident. Those things that you say to yourself and haven't seen yourself since you were a child. There's a group of people who are.

who are lost, who are overweight, who are sad, who are addicted to drugs, who are homeless, who didn't have parents, who grew up in foster care, who don't even know about any of these basics. They don't know about any of it, bro. And I fit into that category for the majority of my life and had to learn it. And now I'm basically trying to give that back as much as humanly possible. And so that's where I'm at. And they know that I'm still.

a work in progress, bro. And by the way, I should say quickly before we turn to some Dick Sand, thank you, bro. And thank you to you and to Nina. especially for like the past week of kind of like giving me your time and your energy and a place to stay when I actually really needed it because I've been. You know, in a bit of a funk. Nothing crazy, but it means a lot to me that you guys are always there for me. Yeah, of course, man. We're always here. You know that.

nestled on this uh little island and uh yeah the door the door is quite literally always open nina loves you can't say that about everyone but she loves you and she as you know goes through some of the same things you go through and i'm sure you guys i mean i've witnessed it have like

really positive back and forth it's about mental health and specifically the thing you're going through now and so the door is always open Mike and I love you and what you're doing is a very very noble pursuit very noble pursuit because you're right you have this touch on a select group of people who are experiencing the same things as you and I've seen it in real life when these people approach you.

And it's really powerful when you get to see the firsthand effect of influence. When like the idea of being an influencer has a real touch, a palpable effect. on other people's lives. When being an influencer has actual influence, that's like the intersection of the most blessed position that we are in sitting on this podcast and having these conversations and sharing our lives with people.

That said, did you see the liver king documentary? I did. I did. I watched it. He really put a lot of weight in doing this podcast, man.

I did not think he thought it was that important. I didn't know it was like one of his first podcasts. it was it was it certainly was the one of the bigger ones that he did i he was already kind of popping at the time yeah yeah what what channels the the doc on netflix so so on netflix netflix untold documentary untold documentary going through like his

his life, how he acts, how he works, how he got big, whatever. And we have this whole segment where he comes on with the plate of liver and organs and balls and all this stuff. And he said he'd like.

what like studied and and and stuff for what like a month yeah a month and he hadn't slept coming on the podcast he'd be like preparing for this and he said he was nervous like shaking and stuff like that i did i didn't gather any of that when he was in the room i was like oh just like like most of our guests like You just go on a podcast. But he had studied. He lost sleep over it. He was nervous about it. And I think now watching the documentary, I know why.

and actually kind of going back to like you know your own like insecurities when people make comments about you know your life if there's truth to it at that time anyway liver king was hiding a lot of shit he wasn't being really transparent and so when you have to mask yourself under a veil of lies in front of the entire internet of course you need to do

hours and hours of studying every day for a month preparing for a podcast. Well, was there more lies than just the one? You know, Mike. No, right? Who knows, dude? Like, is he actually even a person? Is he a person? Like where do the lies end? I'll tell you one thing. I was watching this documentary and like, you know, I'm fascinated by the liver King. And it's so funny because we had that segment on the podcast.

where you know like we were talking about his lifestyle and i asked him like point blank if he did steroids and he said no and then later in the netflix episode They showed me chastising him. I'm like, you motherfucker. You fucking lied to my face. I was angry. Could you put a lot of stock in Liver King even outside of that podcast? Because I thought he loved his nine ancestral tenants. I was like, let's go.

with the earth get some sun like what's the harm in that you know and and yeah for the most part it's true it's just like i think the the vehicle in which he chose to deliver the message was riddled with lies that made people really uncomfortable. So much so that at the end of the documentary, when he's talking about the changes he's made and how he's doing all this stuff.

I think he's still fucking lying. I think he's... No, not I think. He's still lying. Why didn't he just... I don't know. But why did... Oh, shit. I saw it all happen. Shit, everything fell over. I saw it all happen. Earthquake. That was crazy. Why don't we just tell the truth from, like, bro. That's my issue. No one would have cared if you're just like, dude. Nah, maybe. Is it directly counter? like counterproductive or counterintuitive to his point that he's all natural.

Yeah, obviously. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes, of course. And that's his whole brand. No, it's not. No, it's not. I disagree. That was my disconnect. It didn't feel like something he had to lie about to get the message across. In fact, it felt so ancillary. That it didn't, I didn't understand. Like, why couldn't it be really, really high protein cow balls and 150 mg of test sip every three days? I think he also felt that it was really ancillary.

that it was like not really necessary to be honest about it the or to yeah to be honest about it bro it's your whole ethos though yeah that was the issue that was the issue and and he was asked so many times and it wasn't just like a No, I don't do steroids. He came up with a thousand different ways to say it. Shame people. Shame people. Like, man, I really believe him. He really is like a decent actor.

and and it's funny watching the doc and like i don't want to well i guess this is what we do we talk shit on this podcast and he was nice enough to come on on here and give us his time um but like did you did you see i was like how his older son would like react to like some of the stuff that he was like doing. Yeah. He looked a pretty uncomfortable and B.

There were parts where you could kind of tell that his older son like wasn't buying the shtick. Like he kind of like snicker, you know, in the field gutting the animal and stuff. And it was like.

I know what it's like to grow up with a dad who is really out there. and who isn't like any of the other dads in the neighborhood and how that makes you feel and so i'm watching these boys and my dad is like nothing like the liver king in that regard but in the same in the same like oh your dad is a character i get it and i'm watching these kids and i'm like man

When the cameras are rolling, I just wonder what the dynamic is in that house. Bro, your dad, dude. Yo, your dad turned the family dog into a rug. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Bro, me and GP have made heavy strides.

we're like we're front me and gp are friends now it's always a bit of a rocky it's a bit of a rocky bro we'll see nah it's a bit of a rocky friendship to say the least and not on my part it's not it's not exactly not on my part it's every it's everybody but bro if you're on the wrong side you know

that's it but bro i remember we had this wheaton terrier bro when i was a kid named wheatley bro and we used to you know he would come in he would bring his little ball in we would give him little treats and he would sleep in bed with me but the idea that he would become a rug

Yeah. It's just so... He wasn't... To defend my dad for a full second. Yeah. He wasn't a rug. You know, it's not like we walked on Yogi. He was freeze-dried in his... form he taxidermy yeah but why but why is he you just don't see stuff like that in ohio you don't i don't think i don't know how many people

did that like you know there's okay let's let me let me defend him for a second there's got to be some people who did this i think i think i think i've seen people put him on the fireplace like up on the mantle but the idea that he's eternally on the floor just resting like that dude he really dude he really he really loved the dog he really loved the dog the dog got hit by a car yo yo right to the taxidermist i think

Bro, I don't know if you're going to like when I say this, bro. I think you should consider taxidermy and Greg. I think it's illegal. I think I've seen shows about this. I think it's legal. The funny part about this is... Jake wants to be taxidermied. Oh, bro, could you imagine if you got both of them? He told me he made me promise. He made me promise. He wants to be taxidermied in a fucking Lamborghini with one arm and a gun, a rifle, hanging out the window like this.

That's insane. Might have been a Ferrari. Where would you park it? He wanted it on a mountain. Who would drive a Lamborghini onto a mountain? You got to like get it up there with a cargo helicopter or something. And just drop it on there. Set gently with Jake Paul out the window like this. Are you going to outlive Jake?

I am not speaking on the planet. That is God's will. I don't know what's going to happen. I'm thankful to be here. Great segue. Holy shit. Great segue. Okay. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. we had brian johnson on the podcast by the way people i think not enough people saw clips wise they did that's an incredible show that was an incredible podcast brian johnson the healthiest man wants to live until 2009 67 where they have

you know, velociraptors racing and like all kinds of weird shit in space planets. Mr. Beast is controlling all of it, right? He said AI is going to really speed things up over the next. few years and it's funny because when i was like 16 and i started abusing my body and doing like oxys and all the drugs and stuff i was always like it doesn't matter anyways because within the next 20 years

The Jetsons had flying cars. We're going to have a cure for... everything bro that's a that's a wild way no no i really did i really bro i was like bro at the speed at which we're moving don't tell me you never bro when you were 14 years old and and granny got melanoma.

You're like, well, shit, that's never going to happen to me because by the time I'm 60 years old, all this shit's going to be gone. Yeah, I guess a little bit. The Jetsons had flying cars. They had a robot bot that does the dishes, right? So what I'm asking you is this. Or what I was curious about is this, like, what are we closing in on here? Because we still got cancer. Now, RFK, shout out RFK.

I don't know if you think somebody will not like that. Shout out RFK. He knows and a lot of people know that the FDA is blocking a lot of this shit. Elaborate. Stay with me now.

Big Pharma makes so much money off treating shit.

i see that the idea of curing anything is counterintuitive to their bottom line yeah this is this is like the most known thing ever like i see a lot of shit that said on twitter and talked about by people and i i don't believe any of it it's such bullshit but everybody knows that the most crooked thing in the entire world is pharma big pharma's completely fucked right how's your hair look dude are you paying attention to what i'm fucking saying right now yeah big pharma's okay

What is the holdup on a lot of this shit, dude? Like, bro, bro, think about it, dude. Like you have a relationship with AI. AI is your best friend. You talk to this dude all day to chat GPT. You're best friends with it, right? Why do people still have bald spots?

Like, bro, think about that for a second. Why do people still have bald spots? Me include, my hair is continuing to fall out. I went to Turkey and got it fixed, but the shit continues to fall out. How have we not fixed that now? Last week we hear. that potentially there's a team that has put together a way to reactivate lazy hair follicles. But guess what?

That shit's going to get trapped in phase three, phase one, phase two, phase three testing for 20 fucking years because of how long this shit takes. Dude, listen, if you need someone to test your shit on, call me. I don't care what it's for. Call me, bro. I will do Neuralink. I will do every mRNA chemical. I used to go to a guy named Kevin in Bridgeport, Connecticut. You would pull up in one of those massive outlandish.

sized you know expedition ford vehicles and i would buy whatever powder he had at that day and no one tested it i would immediately go and just put as much of it in my nose as possible i was the tester call me call me with your mrnas dude like i will test your vaccines i will test your cures give me the disease and then cure me Dude, bro, I'm down. Just get the shit over the finish line. What is the holdup? Why does everything take so fucking long? I think human trials.

is a lengthy phase. And even to get to the human trials is crazy. Like health, the human body, crazy. Because even with the technology that we have today, we still don't know so much about it. But the good news is... I believe we're on a health precipice. I think with the advent of AI, getting to know and understand our body and develop technology that benefits our health is going to be more and more prominent.

I actually invested in a company that's doing this called Superpower because I've been super health conscious for... man, a while, like monitoring my blood markers and making sure my levels are all balanced, making sure I have the right amount of fat on my body so I can perform the best I can. Everything has been very important to me, but it's expensive.

and and i'm not sure everyone can like live that healthy monitoring uh preventative lifestyle that i do superpower which uh you know shameless plug here but i i love the company is democratizing that. So what they do is It's a data-driven health platform that essentially is the apple of monitoring your body and making sure that your levels are all correct. And you do that by drawing blood and looking at your blood markers and seeing where you're high.

you're low, where you're okay, and then correcting with whatever supplements that are assigned to you via AI health-driven technology. one thing that is so important that i think is often overlooked is it's so much better to be uh preventative instead of reactive that part's for sure i also prevention is protection yeah and to get ahead of

a heart disease that, by the way, you can tell if your heart has plaque in it more than usual by just getting a heart exam. It's called Clearly. I just did it last week. I'm 30 years old. Do you own a piece of that company too? No, I don't. You're bought and sold. I brought this topic up not for 46 ads. Just like you're talking about mental health and there's someone who will listen to what you say and walk away.

I've got a new company that will help you walk away. It's not my company. I'm an investor in it. I am a miner. Minor. You're not going to grow over 18. Minor. Okay, you've never dug coal. Cog in the wheel of a company that I believe will do good for a ton of people. By democratizing a healthy lifestyle for people to check what's going on inside. of their bodies using AI technology, I think is a very beneficial thing for humanity. And so I don't feel ashamed. I don't feel ashamed to say it.

Why don't you call me when you get the prospectus or the deck? How come you never call me, bro, to tell me, oh, I've got this new company. It's going to involve something that you talk about all the time. They said specifically we don't want Mike. Just fucking lie, dude. It's a lie. It's a blatant down south dirty little lie. Okay. It belongs on the floor. Personalized health regiment where the blood is drawn from the comfort of your own home. We get it. Input it on the system.

That's exactly what you need to make sure you're fully leveled out. Drop the link in the promo code. I'm not dropping the link in the bio. I'm just saying. I'm excited. about where ai is especially when it comes to what that means for health for and and mostly it sounds like that's all that stuff's all preventative so you've got it's it certainly can and you've got other companies that are doing scans because i almost went did that

We can say brands. I don't care. Pernuvo. Pernuvo, you should pay us probably. It's the full body scan that does the full body MRI and checks for cancer. Did that as well. There's another bloodborne test that tests for cancer precursors. So I have a call like momentarily. to go over the results of that heart test and i wanted i want to say this i want to say this when i was getting my heart scanned for plaque build-up you did what's called a um a

It was a calcium. Cardio? Yeah. I did it. I did it, by the way. I scored a zero, which I was very happy about. Good, good. That's surprising. The guy in there, I'm just saying that's crazy. The guy was like, dude, I can't believe you're doing this. You're so young. For that test, there's no question you're young. Yes, but it turns out just because I'm young.

And just because I have little to no calcium buildup in my heart doesn't mean there can't be plaque buildup elsewhere. It's like a, it's not a, it's, I don't think it's. Yeah, but it's heart centric. It's a heart-centric CT scan. Did you do with or without contrast? With contrast. Oh, I didn't do that. That's the highest level. Do you know what they told me? The other calcium test is driving by a house.

at night with all of the windows closed and you can see what the house looks like and it's a very good idea of what's happening. With contrast, all the shades are up and it's during the day and you can see through the house. So what I was informed was that-

A isn't always indicative of B being okay. Just because I look okay without contrast and my calcium is very low in my heart doesn't mean that I won't come back with no plaque buildup. And dude, like my dad had a... heart attack called a widow maker five less than five percent chance of survival he fucking survived like the shits in my family yeah but he puts pork in his coffee

yeah he puts pork grease in his not not not anymore we do catch him sometimes trying to sneak some pork grease yeah yeah he's he's he's got to sign up to superpower to be honest and get get his blood drawn because i think it's important that he starts monitoring his levels The issue with the testing that I've seen that the medical community has with it.

is that if you are someone who is prone to health anxiety, which is a large amount of people, a large amount of people, these tests can produce a lot of faults. positives no no no they do i'm telling you not maybe maybe your test bro whoa whoa whoa whoa i don't know where you're getting your test whoa whoa don't talk about my testing protocol i'm just saying don't you dare discuss my test because also like also like

false positives, like, what are you talking about? You could have, you could have very, you could have, you could have, oh, no, sorry, I'm not talking about superpower, I'm talking about scans. We're dancing around a little bit. Scans can sometimes provide completely benign masses that you then go and freak out about. Number one, then, if that happens.

What I'm about to say, if you're interested in your health and medical technology, everything like that, you get a false positive, whatever it is, second opinion. Get a second fucking opinion. The doctors, the medical field, they are... practicing medicine that's what they say we're practicing practicing you're practicing this it's still such like an unknown territory and

So much more to be learned. I think AI will get us there. But second opinions, especially in anything medical related, especially if you have something that kind of flare up that you're concerned about are very important. Dude. Fuck that second, third opinion if you can't even. Dude.

reversal of aging. So there's like, there's 10 things here. We're not going to get to all of them, but like study of senolytics, drugs that remove zombie cells are moving into human trials, which would significantly expand human. Healthspan. And slow aging itself and rejuvenate tissue. Brain-computer interfaces, obviously, like Neuralink are implanting BCIs in humans. By the way, I would do that trial right now. Anything you have trial-wise, even if it... Dude, I'm not kidding.

even if it needs to be done only on pigs or monkeys, I will do it. I don't care, dude. Mice, whatever, I don't care. What you're saying is this. It's so possible to quote the name of our good friend, Andre Dukum's podcast. It's possible nowadays to know thyself. Yeah, you have to. Inside and out. You can do it. You can get it done. You should too. And you can, I'm not going to say an absolute here, but you can dramatically increase the probability.

of living a full, healthy, long life by monitoring your body and knowing what's going on inside of it because it's possible now, which is fucking awesome. You know what's messed up, bro? And the deepest thing that needs to be handled more than anything.

The biggest problem everybody's up against isn't nature or isn't nurture. It's nature, bro. How much does genetics play into your... your potential lifespan like bro i'm not saying it's not a mix but i'm not saying it's not a mix or at least we don't believe it to be a mix but but grandpa grandpa pop-up

Charles Gaul, grandpa pop-up, bro. That dude loved bacon. He loved sitting in his recline. I don't think that dude worked out a day in his life and he made it to like 96. Yeah, my grandma had a similar story. Do you know what I'm saying? Grandma Jane was a drinker. Yes, bro. dude two packs of cigarettes a day this woman two packs of cigarettes a day so the question is is in our lifespan is there going to be a way to to to edit genetic

Makeup. Yeah, for sure. Right? Yeah. Or is it all going to come down to the programming of the babies? For example... As I right now, I'm trying to rejuvenate my sperm. You know, my swimmers are terrible. And that was before I was pumping up 80 mg of test sip a week. I got nothing in there, bro. I'm firing blanks. I'm going to do that because I want to create a...

another lineage, another generation to my name, right? But I wanna do it through computer programming. I want that child to be programmed by way of AI. Like I want my kid to come out already speaking. I don't want this whole, you know, you call it a blob phase. Come out, provide for the family. Come out, be ready to work. Yo, the bushes need hedging. You know, no, I saw your daughter this morning.

Playing with a little octopus on the floor. What's the ROI on that? I know. Zero. Zero. In fact, it's a negative ROI. You had to pay for that shit, dude. Just to say I'm hungry at some point. And by the way, not even say I'm hungry. Just act. doubt I'm hungry through screams and cries I'm not doing all that shit so when you're ready to test me be ready to test

genetic makeups on my future child as well. If you're watching this and you're a young entrepreneur in the science realm, in the Silicon Valley, call me, call me. I will give you anything you want. I'll even pay you. I don't care, bro. I'm sick of this shit, dude. Last thing on this note is condoms. Bill Gates, I remember he put out, bro.

I know. He put out, they put out a call to action. They were trying to pay, like, I remember it was like a billion bucks to somebody who would make condoms that people wanted to wear. A condom that improved the experience, bro. We've made the jokes before on the show.

What the hell are those? It's not funny, dude, all right? There's a lot of things going on out there, right? And still, we're years later and you still got to put this bag on your wiener. You got to put a bag on your wiener and then they've got to use this rubber play toy.

Or not. Or you don't. And you get an Esme. And that's a great thing. Or an Es... td yeah you know what i'm saying like who knows right and whatever so i'm sure they're starting to figure out some of the stds and you can look at it with that like hey man within the next couple years they'll have all that shit fixed anyway so fuck it roll the dice right but dude they've got some a lot of stuff coming out here they've got

invisible condoms, dissolvable vaginal film that you use as a spray, hydrogel condoms that mimic skin in clinical testing, bunch of new advances, dude, where, I mean. Where it looks like height lengthening surgery. I know Jorge was interested in that. And so was Kevin. I'm sure Evan would be interested in that as well.

But they did get rid of some things, dude. Guinea worm disease is gone. Polio is gone. Measles. Tapeworms. No. tapeworms rfid chip implants like dude we really got to keep continue to step it up kind of in the same way that you need to continue to step it up against people like jay uso who's really i just knocked him out i know but it was a cheap shot and cheap shot according

to who you're the champion be fucking ready nah off air honor doesn't matter if I'm in the building we got a problem I mean bro you gotta remember he invented the yee how fucking dare you You know damn well that I was the original Yeet. Actually, that's not even true. You know what? That's not even true. I'm not even gonna take the credit because I'm that good of a guy. The original Yeet.

Came from the same place where I'm from. Motherfucking Vine. Six second looping videos was the first time we heard. Who was it? I don't know. Shout out that guy. Shout out that fucking dude. And then I took it on YouTube. I made it a thing. Throwing plates. Little brother Jake, he tried to rip and roast me. I didn't do this. I didn't do that.

Jey Uso, someone who, in my opinion, is very clearly a copycat, he is a person who is cosplaying a champion, has the World Heavyweight Championship, which is something that I want. Because I'm in the WWE. I'm one of the biggest draws they have, if not the biggest. And the fact that I do not have a title on my waist right now is a detriment to the entire company. So yeah, I'm wrestling Jey Uso, May 24th in Tampa, Saturday night's main event.

And the way I see it, I think Jay is like, look, he's entertaining. He's in the bloodline, right? Got that family of wrestlers. He's like a second or third generation wrestler. But... You just don't have that championship aura, dude I'm sorry, I'm sorry You couldn't even come up with your own catchphrase, so you took mine

you have a great entrance song, right? Like, like cool, but you can only live off the hype of a beat for so long before you have to face the music. And in this case, I'm the music. And when Jay's in the ring with me, he's going to realize, and so will the rest of the WWE universe. I'm the superior wrestler. I'm going to say it. You know it's true. Logan Paul hate is forced.

In the WWE, Logan Paul hate is forced. Say whatever the fuck you want about me that's negative, about my ability to wrestle, about my ability on the mic, even about my ability to become champion and beat Jey Uso. It's not true. You're lying to yourself. Well, Triple H agrees. Triple H agrees with you, Logan. My boss? Yeah, your boss agrees with you. And that's always a good thing, man.

When asked about Logan being a celebrity wrestler last weekend after the backlash, Triple H said he doesn't put Logan in that category. I don't put Logan in that group, he stated. I don't see Logan as an outside celebrity that came to do what we do anymore. He's really good at this. He can talk. He's got the character.

and could perform in the ring. I look at him as a full-time and same as I would look at anybody else. I just don't see, I just see him as an incredible performer. That's very nice, boss. That's very nice. Thank you for the kind words, boss. Yeah, I think he's right, man. I think he's right. I said it. I'm a full-time WWE superstar.

I'm an actual legitimate wrestler now. Keep me out of that celebrity category. It's flattering when you guys say I'm the best, but it's also not flattering at all because obviously I'm the best celebrity wrestler. But that's just not how I'd like to be identified anymore. Even being referred to as a YouTuber now feels a little beneath me, if I'm being honest. And not even one of the smartest ones. Which is insane. Statistically, that's just incorrect.

Any thoughts on how the Cena heel turns going so far from a sentiment standpoint? He's been looking kind of, how's he feeling about it? You know, it's funny, man. I think John finally realized like.

It's just better on this side of the fence. It's just better. Found out the grass ain't greener. No, the grass is much greener on the side of the heel. Oh, the grass is greener. Sorry. Normally, it's not. They say the grass isn't greener. In this case, it is. Because I'll tell you why. You could be real. You can say what you want to say. You're not worried about...

always being liked or selling tickets or getting your merchandise or hitting the bottom line. Or even if your boss has come to you with notes and you're like, yo, do this. You're like, bro, I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want and like enjoy the fucking show. And that's the wave I think John is on right now. And you know what? I love it. I love.

He what? Yeah, I saw that clip of him second guessing. No, he wasn't. He had a hard match, and he was tired. And I think he heard a fan say something, and it distracted him. No, the whole arena was saying, thank you, Cena. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about being a heel, right? Now, I'm just going to say this. They don't actually hate you, bro.

Some people might say otherwise for you. Yeah, for you, it's possible. It's forced. Yeah, it's forced. Hatred, bro. You're like, you're really in your seat. Like this. Fuck you, Logan. But deep down. And eventually, I know the cheers will be, thank you, Logan. Just like they are for John right now. I'm certain. I'm certain. It's been a while. Because the opposite of love is not hate. It's indifference. And if they're silent.

that's the problem if you are capable of hating someone of disliking someone to a degree where you're really really forcing yourself to say fuck you or whatever it is you're this close to loving them All they have to do is flip that switch. John did it. Dominic might be doing it soon. We see it with Dom, right? Biggest heel ever. Couldn't get a fucking word out. And now...

Champion, he's turning the corner a little bit. And everyone's like, oh, Dom's awesome. Yeah, I've been saying he's fucking sick. Yep. Whether you're a heel or a baby face, if you are getting the crowd to react. You are sick. And John Cena is getting some of the biggest reactions he's ever had. He knows exactly what he's doing. He's puppeteering the crowd. He's playing with their emotions. He's playing you people like a fiddle. Damn. As he said, it's too easy. Wow.

He speaks in rhythmic tones and you say what? You're predictable. He knows what you're going to do. You are an instrument in John Cena's orchestra. And I'm here for all of it. That was powerful, man. Damn. provocative. It gets the people going. Speaking of heels, man.

Where could this possibly go? You're not gonna lie, dude. Leave those fuckers out of this conversation. I'm not gonna lie. I always gotta segue, dude. I'm the segue king. You just gotta let me drive, bro. You're sitting, bitch. You're sitting bitch on my driving couch. Died on a Segway. Yeah, y'all know that? He drove off a cliff on a Segway. How crazy is that? Isn't that so sad? How crazy is that, bro? Natural selection. Yeah, but natural selection with his own product. Bro, are you serious?

leading to his demise, that's horrible. The guy that invented the guillotine was killed with a guillotine? Shut up. Shut up. Let me see. Figure that out, dude. Yo, imagine you... Was the guy who invented the guillotine... Killed with a guillotine? Actually, no. The guy who the guillotine is named after. Can you say repeat the answer or something? It kind of just like disappeared. Like, I don't really know. Maybe her head got cut off by a guillotine in that moment, dude.

What, you said yes? Did the inventor of the guillotine get executed by a guillotine? Yes, Dr. Joseph Ignis Guillotine, the man whose name is famously associated with the guillotine. How did the inventor of the guillotine die? Say that. Okay. And don't talk this time. How did the inventor of the guillotine die? Often associated with inventing the guillotine, Dr. Joseph Ignace Guillotin actually didn't die by his own creation. He passed away from natural causes in 1814.

However, there's a common myth that he was executed by the guillotine, which isn't true. Another fun fact, the guillotine was named after him but he wasn't the sole inventor. He just proposed its use as a more humane method of execution. Humane. Ask about the Segway driver. How did... How did the inventor of the Segway die? The inventor...

the Segway, Jimmy Hesselden, tragically died in an accident involving a Segway. In 2010, he was riding one of his company's off-road Segway models near his home in England when he accidentally went over a cliff and into a river. Bro. Bro. That is so bad. Because. Nah, I can't even say it with a situation like this, dude. Anything involving toppling.

like the word toppling to yeah exactly that style of toppling like especially on a segway they're kind of high up you topple such a bad ending dude and and and terrible but um speaking of heels man

Theo Vaughn. Wow. Theo Vaughn, who, man, first and foremost, shout out Theo Vaughn right now, who is, who is. running circles on the podcast circuit. This dude is having some big names on. And I so, so, so love Theo. Was super, super pissed off at you guys for what you did to the chair that day and set that whole thing up. We didn't do that. He knows that. But anyways, shout out to Theo because I do love him in front of the camera, behind the camera. The dude is amazing.

Sending all my best vibes to you all the time, Theo. I love you so much. Gets pressed by someone. I think it was in Nashville, right? I guess they had been like antagonizing them and like saying stuff to them. And you, you know how those things kind of elevate, they start in one place and then the guys hang around longer and alcohol's involved and all of a sudden they're right next to you. And this dude's right up on them.

This dude's right up next to him, up in his personal space, and Dio puts hands on him, dude. Yeah, his neck. And gives him a, I don't think I'd seen a neck shove in ages, dude. He gave him a neck shove and it brings up that question of like, yo, when is attacking fans or people in public?

Valid. You know, a valid option, dude. And again, let's be honest. The real answer is once you invade my physical space, even even then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll speak for myself personally. Once you once you. Once you invade my physical space, you've crossed the line. Depending on how, fuck around and find out. No, I'm not saying to do it. But what I'm saying is it's a part of that style of thinking. You've now touched me.

maybe you've caught me on a day where I'm having a great day. I just hit a 21 on blackjack. I'm having a great day. You smack the shit out of my arm and I'm happy. And I, and I say this to you and I hit you back, whatever, but maybe. Maybe Grandma Jane just died. Maybe.

the per nuvo test didn't come back looking so great or the superpower came back and my my my estrogen was a little high he's emotional and my test was a little high and everything or maybe even a little low or a little how who knows Confused. He doesn't know what's going on. And you come up to me and you say, what's up, old man? How you feeling today? Bro.

Mikey's going to lay hands on you. Allegedly. We've witnessed some of it happen. There's a chance that I'm going to strike you, bro. Now I got to think about the money. I got to think about the lawsuits. Right? But... What if you catch me on a day when thought processes ain't coming so easily? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I haven't slept enough.

Okay, maybe I'm going through a bad time in my life and I'm feeling a little dark and I'm feeling like I want to give you a backhanded slap, not a front hand, a back, a good. test-driven, 1250, I just stuck the needle in my ass, 1250 backhand. So you get to visit a new constellation. You get to visit a new solar system because you decided to do this to me.

So I feel Theo. Well, also, let me tell you something. You've invaded my personal space, bro. I am a human. I'm not a YouTuber right now. I'm a fucking human. If someone did this to you. How would you react? Context is important. Who knows how much that guy was harassing Theo before that clip as well. You know, like if he was told to back off and he kept pushing it and pushing it.

It's not cool. You have to still have boundaries. And I understand the feeling. I've said this on this podcast before, but like with a guy like Theo, you, me, anyone who's constantly putting themselves out there online, these people. you they think they know us because they do yeah because they do like like like basically basically dude especially with the reality show out now like what you see is what you get if you approach me in person

It's probably going to be like, yo, what's good? Like, how are you? Like, we shoot the shit. I love that. It's my favorite thing to do in the whole world. Yes. And so this guy probably thought he knew Theo, which even though you might. doesn't mean you can cross that boundary. No, but you saw the clip. Or uncomfortability. No, I saw the clip. He was in his space. I think with any man, this is like my primal Ohio belief.

If you're invading another man who is a stranger's personal space, in my opinion,

You have now opened yourself up to whatever the fuck happens. To consequence, for sure. That's my opinion. In my opinion, I think Theo had every right to get that guy out of his space. There's a hundred ways to do it. He chose to do it with the neck push. So be it, whatever. But I think that's... that's and i've ironically seen this happen with theo before at the inauguration it was it was after the inauguration and i seen this guy like who who was just like

being a little too forward with Theo. And Theo was like, bro, back the fuck off of me. And I stepped up. I was like, yo, you need to get out. You can see it in these people's eyes. You can tell when they're not all there. It's like a... It's like glassy. There's like no depth behind the eyes. They're kind of just like... Lights on, nobody home. Lights on, nobody home. It's those, the tweakers you gotta watch out for. Let me tell you something. Had this incident happen the other day...

For the first time as a parent. Oh, that's a whole different ballgame. Yo, this was new to me, Mike. Me and Nina were chilling with Esme. And this little boy, probably about four or five years up.

years old comes up to esme and i and nina's holding her and i said this this this boy is i can tell he's a little crazy just just watch him because he he he approached us right we're sitting at a table like having drinks and he just ran right up to us and got right in estimating nina's personal space granted he's a child right so i'm not like yep yeah like like but i tell nina i'm like i'm like

Just, just, just watch. Cause I, this, this, I can tell this kid's tweaking. I think it was the verbiage I used. Sure enough. So, so he, he, he, he, he starts, he raises his hand and he like goes like this to estimate, like hits her like that. And now I'm confused because, hey, where's your parent? I'm a new dad, but is this what kids do? Do they like...

Like, is it just a boy being a boy? But as a dad, I'm like, yo, that's not cool. And then his brother comes up and they both are like doing this to her leg. And the dad's there. The dad's right there. He's five feet away.

And he's cool with it. He's not controlling these little lunatics. And I'm like, as a dad of a daughter, I'm like, you know what? I'm actually not cool with this. I don't think this is okay. And so I go to the kid. I go, hey, be nice. Be nice. That was what I did. I was like, be nice.

And that was the extent of it. And then, you know, the dad came up and he took the kids away and they're like misbehaving and stuff. And I told Nina, I was like, I have to be honest, that was like a new experience for me. But that's so I mean, but that's like the most common thing ever. You handled it perfectly. That, bro, 100%. That happens, bro. Little boys, bro, they don't understand.

how things work bro they're just but the dad but the dad was like no he should have that's what made it awkward no he should have been the one to come in and say Don't do that. Because I was waiting for him to be like, yo, stop, stop. But you can't always rely on that. And I don't know why I'm giving any parenting advice right now, but I'm just saying from having watched it and been a part of it as.

in my own childhood and seeing my sisters do it and all that stuff. Yeah, you have to, like with Chase, for example. Chase is, you know, he's a lunatic. This is why I'm saying it to you because I do see it with Chase. He'll go, he used to, when he was younger, go up and hit the dog.

And the dog will growl. And he would hit the dog. Because he doesn't get it. You have to say, hey, hey, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't hit the dog. Be nice. Exactly what you did. That was the perfect thing. And then if that doesn't work, you knock the fucking dad out. No, don't do that. Yo, so to the Theo point, by the way, I think the line is the physical space. When they start touching you, words are where things get dangerous. And we've, I'm not going to bring anything specific up.

I had to age out of that. You had to age out of that. There was a time where if you said something to me, it would evoke potentially a physical reaction. And that can't happen. Yeah, but Mike, it's all like what you said. Humans are complicated. For sure. It's all circumstantial. For sure. Like, dude, if you're having a bad day, that changes everything. Yeah, but we can't have, we have no more excuses, unfortunately. It's not an excuse. You can come up, somebody could tell.

Somebody could technically come up to like right here and say a lot of shit to you and you really can't do that. That's fine. Whatever. Talk your shit. What if they... Not okay. Not okay. Yeah, there's a limit. There's boundaries. Yeah, there has to be. Yeah, there has to be. I know. We see the time. Six minutes. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. I'm almost done. I do want to say this, too. It was interesting.

It also depends on what the person has in their hands. Like, bro, if they've got like, like if somebody comes up to you with a beer bottle, I'm a little bit changed. But this dude, it was weird. because like he had balloons what's he gonna do with them no because that's the weird thing like like either like you okay he can go two ways with this old guy from up

In which case, I'm letting him do whatever he wants. Yeah, do whatever you want. Right? Because worst case scenario, he's just going to float away. Right? Guess what? He can go the clown from it. Now we got trouble, boys. Now I got to hit him with that neck push. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, so when Theo saw him...

It's pretty obvious he saw the clown from Mick crawling out to Soar trying to get little Jimmy or Tommy or whatever to go down the Soar drain with him. What are you saying? Why do you say it like that? Soar. You didn't say it like that the first two times. I let it slide the first time. Sore. Yes, that. Sore, Jane. Seahore. Seahore. Seahore. Seahore. We've gone loopy. We've gone nuclear. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Then he went to, then he went to.

Army base in Qatar straight from there and did a speech. Did you see that? Yeah, he's all over the place. He's a globetrotter. i hope he has better luck with chairs or the people that put them together yeah hey guys love death and robots that's it love death and robots watch it mr beast we just started watching these snack size episodes

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